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Speaker 4: Okay, okay, ready for something bad?

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Speaker 5: Think that you're ready.

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Speaker 4: This is bad. Oh my god, I just thought it.

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Speaker 5: Queenie and Teenie. Okay, sign.

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Speaker 2: My god. Okay, do you want to play the song

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Speaker 2: for me?

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Speaker 5: Yes?

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Speaker 2: So you can stop the song? Kevin, So Hayes isn't here,

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Speaker 2: and so I don't have to do the song part

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Speaker 2: which I become part people. I'm sort of over it.

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Speaker 2: I just we just kind of talked about me.

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Speaker 5: Sorry, Kevin, can you can you play the song?

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Speaker 2: So?

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Speaker 5: I was.

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Speaker 4: And I'll tell you what.

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Speaker 5: That big old boot was the biggest boot I ever seen,

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Speaker 5: and in your life, in my life, and I'm looking

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Speaker 5: at this boot it's stomping. Oh wow, I go wait

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Speaker 5: a minute, I was just boot stopping in my face.

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Speaker 6: Well, Bernie Sanders Bertie was there too.

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Speaker 5: Stopping his big old boot in my face. So that's

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Speaker 5: I think the sort of thing that people look to

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Speaker 5: you for emotionally.

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Speaker 2: No, I know, I know, but I hate it. No,

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Speaker 2: but I appreciate you guys doing it. And I did

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Speaker 2: know actually just based on the energy in the room

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Speaker 2: as soon as you entered that I will be able

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Speaker 2: to lay back deepen the cut for this entire episode

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Speaker 2: and you guys can take the ball and run with it.

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Speaker 2: And that was another reason to not do this ball.

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Speaker 2: You mean, just pelped you with it, like in Dodgeball,

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Speaker 2: the True Underdog Story. I has seen it.

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Speaker 7: Well, you were dating Vincevone for ten minutes, weren't you.

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Speaker 5: It was literally ten minutes.

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Speaker 2: Hearing that you've never seen it. I just threw up

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Speaker 2: in my mouth a little bit.

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Speaker 8: You were waiting on gaging me with a with a fool,

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Speaker 8: with a film, with.

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Speaker 2: The film Dodgeball.

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Speaker 5: Gave me with the fool the classic fools game, Dodgeball.

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Speaker 2: It's called delat farte. Come on now, come on now,

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Speaker 2: so exactly, uh, so that'll be what this episode is.

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Speaker 2: If you guys didn't love that, not gonna get better.

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Speaker 2: I encourage you to go back to another one of

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Speaker 2: our classic episodes, Hillary Clinton.

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Speaker 4: Yes, corn.

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Speaker 2: Something of a victory lap. He uh pulled off quite

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Speaker 2: a coup on Super Tuesday. Hayes did run Joe Biden's campaign. Yeah,

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Speaker 2: so he said, like you know, he kind of strapped

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Speaker 2: And he is now I think just tapped corn pop.

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Speaker 2: He's corn pop. Hayes is corn.

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Speaker 8: Pop, fight club corn the whole time is a thug.

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Speaker 7: His is a corn pop thug.

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Speaker 2: I'll say it, the thug.

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Speaker 5: Corn Pop the thug man.

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Speaker 2: Yo. So I couldn't. I was I was unable to

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Speaker 2: popular music, I'm sure as the two of you we are, uh,

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Speaker 2: but Haes is celebrating and I would never want to

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Speaker 2: interrupt to take him away from his special time. So

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Speaker 2: I am here with the two of you and one thing.

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Speaker 2: I had a little bit of an idea for the

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Speaker 2: show that you obviously will immediately abandon because we're the

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Speaker 2: Tangent Twins.

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Speaker 5: Thank you Jesus Christ, people coming wrong. So all these

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Speaker 5: tangent twins, they're twisting everything. No, that's not what they're

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Speaker 5: saying about us.

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Speaker 2: No, you're the you're the.

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Speaker 7: Balloon animal Farmer.

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Speaker 2: Right. So the idea was just.

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Speaker 5: Pulling Animal Farm a book.

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Speaker 2: Uh. So the idea was just really that.

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Speaker 5: Queenie and Teeny, which I came up with.

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Speaker 2: I came up with that before the show. Yeah, like a.

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Speaker 4: Minute before though, it was really close to right before.

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Speaker 2: No, it was, Yeah, I got to see the muse

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Speaker 2: strike glug glug and they're drinking and they're drinking brew dogs,

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Speaker 2: and Teeny and Queenie came in and we both say beer.

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Speaker 4: Me I'm going boo boo boom, bubbles coming out of

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Speaker 5: I'm drunk.

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Speaker 2: I'm like dilly dilly, mother fucker. So we've been doing

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Speaker 2: this tri month thing. I don't know if you guys

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Speaker 2: will end up being part of it. I imagine you will.

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Speaker 5: Uh.

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Speaker 2: But Kevin books Gus who he deems very important for

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Speaker 2: tri month.

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Speaker 7: What's tri month?

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Speaker 2: Tri month is this thing Kevin made up and he

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Speaker 2: books guess who he thinks are like a big deal,

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Speaker 2: And it just so happens that all these guests are

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Speaker 2: older white men. So I said to Kevin, can we

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Speaker 2: get some women? Can we get some women? Can we

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Speaker 2: get older? I? Can we get some older white women?

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Speaker 2: Can we get like a Betty White type? Can? Can

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Speaker 2: we get some diff please? Christopher A play right? Yes?

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Speaker 2: And Kevin, I don't know if he wants me to

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Speaker 2: repeat what he says an eighty synth pop band, so

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Speaker 2: he I don't know if he wants me to repeat

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Speaker 2: what he said. But I said, can we get this?

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Speaker 2: And he said, Seawn, it's called tri month, not try

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Speaker 2: to make me throw up. Oh my god, oh god,

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Speaker 2: oh my god. Heck, what the hell was unrelated? What

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Speaker 2: the heck?

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Speaker 1: And hell?

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Speaker 7: What was it related to?

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Speaker 2: I'm coming down with the flu hand oraz terrific?

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Speaker 5: I'm sorry, so wait a minute, sorry, quick pause. Yeah, yeah,

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Speaker 5: we're supposed to be important. Guess you're bringing us around

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Speaker 5: Patient zero A.

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Speaker 2: Yuck, Patient Hero?

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Speaker 3: Fuck you shut the.

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Speaker 2: Fuck up, fuck up, shut.

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Speaker 4: The fucking hell and heck up. Jesus fuck.

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Speaker 2: I thought Patient Hero was pretty good.

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Speaker 4: It was yeah, yeah, I'll pitch it louder, go off.

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Speaker 2: Please go off, Queenie. I think I'm done.

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Speaker 4: Thank you, don't tell a woman. Don't tell a woman

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Speaker 4: she has to go.

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Speaker 2: Off the pill. I'm not. I'm not trying to force

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Speaker 2: and you'd be telling woman that.

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Speaker 8: Sean Queenie does try stand for something or is it?

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Speaker 8: Like give it a try?

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Speaker 2: I hope it.

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Speaker 5: I hope it stands for something. And it's my birthday today.

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Speaker 2: Okay, and so I do have to figure out something

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Speaker 2: it stands for emotionally? Oh boy, little brother.

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Speaker 8: So it doesn't stand for something. It really just means

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Speaker 8: give the show a try. We have all these try

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Speaker 8: we have all these old whites, try it. Okay, please

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Speaker 8: chance got it?

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Speaker 2: Yeah, we could come up with something that stands for

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Speaker 2: I mean that could be part of the episode.

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Speaker 8: It'll take fifteen minutes at least in my in my mind, yeah,

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Speaker 8: to make it like a funny.

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Speaker 2: Or something funny is not worth it worth it? But

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Speaker 2: so uh. One thing that happened is we were trying

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Speaker 2: to book a guest that was a little outside of

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Speaker 2: what Kevin traditionally thinks of as important.

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Speaker 7: We're diversity hires.

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Speaker 2: That's it's not you guys. You guys independent of tri

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Speaker 2: Month have shown up at the studio. We just recorded

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Speaker 2: by who Cheff Kevin Bosh Bosh invited you.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, Bosh emailed me. Yeah, Bosh emailed me. Why do

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Speaker 5: you think dogs are stupid?

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Speaker 2: I don't, Okay, good, I don't. I'm just surprised that

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Speaker 2: he had time. He makes time a lot of irons

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Speaker 5: He makes time for what's important to him. And if

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Speaker 7: In box like Tony Tony, Tony, Tony Tony.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, that's all. It's all Tony Tony, subject ted or WTF.

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Speaker 8: And then it's just a link to Obama on the

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Speaker 2: Yeah, it's the it's the recent scott Con episode. Interesting

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Speaker 2: thoughts on photography, Bosh thought you'd find this one particularly interesting.

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Speaker 2: Thought of you thought of you immediately when I saw

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Speaker 2: this this morning. But one thing I thought that we

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Speaker 2: could do because we we did try to get a

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Speaker 2: were told that Lorne himself would not approve it. He

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Speaker 2: rejected Skinny, Okay, and you're taking me there, Bob scared

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Speaker 4: Skied Delena skim.

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Speaker 2: Skim And I'm getting caught up in it. Even even

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Speaker 2: I a notorious is a great day. I've been transported

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Speaker 4: He's at least eight feet were stands on this scale. Yes,

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Speaker 4: the scale measures heights. This is a brand new scale.

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Speaker 2: So do you guys? So do you guys want to

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Speaker 2: do more of a musical episode because Julie has complained

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Speaker 2: in the past that we always make her do musical episode.

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Speaker 2: You make me do anything you go. I always have

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Speaker 2: to do this musical episodes.

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Speaker 8: You had me do three and then there were two

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Speaker 8: ones where you're like, let's write a vampire.

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Speaker 2: And then did it become somewhat musical.

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Speaker 7: No, but it came it was Tangent Town. Okay, USA,

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Speaker 7: baby SNL SNL I'll.

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Speaker 2: Bring you back.

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Speaker 7: You want me to bring you.

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Speaker 2: Back, I'll do that.

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Speaker 5: I'm so you s n L New York Live.

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Speaker 2: So we were told that they would not approved their

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Speaker 2: we got to fix this. Was like, if we don't

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Speaker 7: Yeah, when you are on SNL.

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Speaker 5: I mean that's it.

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Speaker 8: Uh huh as rain Man playing Hallelujah on the piano.

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Speaker 2: Remember, boy, want to feel old? That takes me back.

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Speaker 5: You want to feel old?

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Speaker 5: Look, look what Gina Davis playing Rainman on Hallelujah looks like, now,

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Speaker 2: So this this They're missing out on this by not

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Speaker 4: Gentleman, I owe and Julie singing You're welcome.

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Speaker 2: Believe yes, yes, yes, yes, yes me yeah, and it's

448
00:27:11,000 --> 00:27:15,840
Speaker 2: all on me yes yes, Oh I was loving this song.

449
00:27:16,240 --> 00:27:18,000
Speaker 5: Sure, you radio guy.

450
00:27:18,920 --> 00:27:22,080
Speaker 2: You know I don't want to are you ready a nerd?

451
00:27:22,880 --> 00:27:24,679
Speaker 2: You know, I don't want to box myself in.

452
00:27:24,920 --> 00:27:27,560
Speaker 4: But you're a radio nerd that plays in the radio lab.

453
00:27:28,680 --> 00:27:32,600
Speaker 2: Okay, and we're getting really close to what I am.

454
00:27:32,760 --> 00:27:34,920
Speaker 2: And I think if we can just have one more guests,

455
00:27:34,960 --> 00:27:36,240
Speaker 2: it'll be hotter and colder.

456
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Speaker 5: Uh huh. Are you of the two thousand and four

457
00:27:45,520 --> 00:27:50,960
Speaker 5: film Radio, Yes, Wow, you look gorgeous.

458
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Speaker 2: That was based on me. You look better. I well,

459
00:27:55,640 --> 00:27:59,879
Speaker 2: I you know, and I was disappeared into a character.

460
00:28:00,400 --> 00:28:02,720
Speaker 2: And I think I was obviously beautiful in the film

461
00:28:02,840 --> 00:28:04,159
Speaker 2: and beautiful.

462
00:28:04,200 --> 00:28:07,720
Speaker 4: I think you're beautiful, and I mean you, Sean, You're

463
00:28:07,960 --> 00:28:12,919
Speaker 4: still beautiful. That's your name, Sean, Sean, You're still beautiful.

464
00:28:13,119 --> 00:28:17,879
Speaker 5: Sean. Remember James Blunt on us and Out.

465
00:28:18,000 --> 00:28:21,800
Speaker 2: That's not why I Oh yeah, I don't y'are beautiful.

466
00:28:22,560 --> 00:28:26,320
Speaker 5: He was on SNL singing that yeah, Beaudi front it's Sean.

467
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Speaker 2: M hm.

468
00:28:28,480 --> 00:28:28,680
Speaker 5: Yeah.

469
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Speaker 2: I remember being so touched by that performance when I

470
00:28:33,480 --> 00:28:33,840
Speaker 2: was there.

471
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Speaker 5: You know, well, that was like before social media to

472
00:28:36,640 --> 00:28:38,640
Speaker 5: everybody had to wait for the magazine at the end

473
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Speaker 5: of the week.

474
00:28:39,080 --> 00:28:41,560
Speaker 4: Who Shawn waiting at the grocery store.

475
00:28:41,640 --> 00:28:44,280
Speaker 2: I'm sitting on the lines around the block.

476
00:28:44,360 --> 00:28:45,640
Speaker 4: I'm sitting on the little belt.

477
00:28:45,680 --> 00:28:47,600
Speaker 5: I'm saying, don't move the belt till they put that

478
00:28:47,720 --> 00:28:52,000
Speaker 5: magazine in, because I need them to ask who Sean is.

479
00:28:52,400 --> 00:28:54,840
Speaker 5: Then next week we'll find out who Sean is. But

480
00:28:54,880 --> 00:28:56,719
Speaker 5: I need to see the question right right.

481
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Speaker 8: Magazines also used to say like, oh, now they're doing

482
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Speaker 8: this sketch.

483
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Speaker 2: Mm hmmm, yes, yes, I want to feel Old magazines

484
00:29:04,720 --> 00:29:06,480
Speaker 2: used to tell you which sketch they were doing the

485
00:29:06,560 --> 00:29:07,040
Speaker 2: next day.

486
00:29:07,280 --> 00:29:09,720
Speaker 5: Yeah, it was. It was a different time.

487
00:29:09,800 --> 00:29:12,400
Speaker 7: It was a different time, so different. I think we're

488
00:29:12,440 --> 00:29:13,120
Speaker 7: all in agreement.

489
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Speaker 2: Hamburgers koffeefe and hamburgers my favorite meal, hamburgers koffeefee. Name

490
00:29:29,360 --> 00:29:29,880
Speaker 2: more iconic.

491
00:29:33,080 --> 00:29:37,960
Speaker 7: Yeah, Katie Rich and being suspended for really funny joke.

492
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Speaker 2: How about that?

493
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Speaker 7: That's an iconic duo.

494
00:29:40,520 --> 00:29:41,400
Speaker 2: That's an iconic duo.

495
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Speaker 5: I'll wait fucking wheat.

496
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Speaker 2: Okay, you heard about that. I'm ready for the tea. Yeah,

497
00:29:51,520 --> 00:29:55,120
Speaker 2: what's the t I hear them, I hear a kettle whistling.

498
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Speaker 2: I have a feeling I'm about to be served some tea. Well,

499
00:29:58,800 --> 00:30:01,920
Speaker 2: you're never served, it's always billed. It's getting spilled, and

500
00:30:02,160 --> 00:30:04,800
Speaker 2: someone's looking very messy with the tea.

501
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Speaker 5: I've had several burns on my body because oh I

502
00:30:08,920 --> 00:30:12,080
Speaker 5: spilled this dang ty all over myself and my skin

503
00:30:12,240 --> 00:30:12,880
Speaker 5: is sensitive.

504
00:30:13,000 --> 00:30:15,120
Speaker 2: Oh well, I wish you would. You about to have

505
00:30:15,400 --> 00:30:18,120
Speaker 2: burning yourself because we haven't heard shit yet.

506
00:30:18,520 --> 00:30:20,560
Speaker 5: Oh, you're gonna have to give me some ointment because

507
00:30:20,560 --> 00:30:22,160
Speaker 5: I'm about to die from all this ts.

508
00:30:22,280 --> 00:30:25,480
Speaker 2: I will TEBs in a minute. But tell me what

509
00:30:25,640 --> 00:30:26,600
Speaker 2: you're going to say.

510
00:30:27,000 --> 00:30:28,520
Speaker 5: Hurry up because I'm passing out.

511
00:30:28,640 --> 00:30:31,640
Speaker 2: I promise I can't go any faster. Better, hurry up.

512
00:30:31,680 --> 00:30:32,600
Speaker 4: I'm about to die.

513
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Speaker 2: Bill, get a task, gravit.

514
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Speaker 5: Thank you.

515
00:30:36,400 --> 00:30:38,800
Speaker 4: Beep beep beep beep O.

516
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Speaker 2: My mother is dead and haus she was.

517
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Speaker 7: She suffered no pain.

518
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Speaker 4: Oh awesome.

519
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Speaker 2: Time of death thirty eight minutes into the latest Hollywood Handbook.

520
00:30:51,320 --> 00:30:55,320
Speaker 2: Only thirty eight No, it's not even that. How long

521
00:30:55,360 --> 00:30:57,120
Speaker 2: has it been? Six minutes? You're wow?

522
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Speaker 8: Really you are just staring at the clock saying, when

523
00:31:01,720 --> 00:31:02,600
Speaker 8: can I punch out?

524
00:31:02,920 --> 00:31:07,040
Speaker 2: No? No, no, no myself. I'm loving being here. I

525
00:31:07,160 --> 00:31:08,400
Speaker 2: miss Hayes. Obviously we all.

526
00:31:11,240 --> 00:31:12,280
Speaker 4: This is what I feel.

527
00:31:12,800 --> 00:31:15,360
Speaker 2: Please tell me tell me what they think about the show?

528
00:31:15,680 --> 00:31:26,400
Speaker 2: Ready for this? Sor right?

529
00:31:27,160 --> 00:31:29,080
Speaker 5: You clearly miss ha done?

530
00:31:30,120 --> 00:31:31,239
Speaker 4: You you miss her?

531
00:31:31,680 --> 00:31:31,880
Speaker 3: Yeah?

532
00:31:33,000 --> 00:31:34,440
Speaker 5: You you miss hair Is.

533
00:31:34,600 --> 00:31:38,160
Speaker 3: Yeah is yeah?

534
00:31:40,680 --> 00:31:41,800
Speaker 5: Yes, I do.

535
00:31:42,520 --> 00:31:46,800
Speaker 2: Uh but it's not it's not time to talk about that.

536
00:31:47,040 --> 00:31:48,360
Speaker 5: Sean's feeling remiss.

537
00:31:51,640 --> 00:31:55,080
Speaker 2: It's really time to talk about you guys in your

538
00:31:55,160 --> 00:31:56,160
Speaker 2: upcoming projects.

539
00:31:57,760 --> 00:32:00,520
Speaker 7: Well, I have a couple of things to plug. Saturday

540
00:32:00,600 --> 00:32:01,040
Speaker 7: Night Live.

541
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Speaker 3: Oh what what? When?

542
00:32:03,360 --> 00:32:03,640
Speaker 2: Wow?

543
00:32:03,880 --> 00:32:04,400
Speaker 4: When is it.

544
00:32:04,880 --> 00:32:07,240
Speaker 7: Every Saturday at eleven thirty.

545
00:32:07,280 --> 00:32:15,760
Speaker 6: SCIL Mikaylin.

546
00:32:16,640 --> 00:32:17,960
Speaker 2: And your host.

547
00:32:19,320 --> 00:32:27,040
Speaker 4: Peter Dankland skin Hey, hey, hey, thank you so much.

548
00:32:27,320 --> 00:32:31,440
Speaker 5: It's an honor to be hosting SNL. I'm Peter Dkland.

549
00:32:31,680 --> 00:32:32,920
Speaker 2: Mister Dingland. I have a question.

550
00:32:33,280 --> 00:32:34,640
Speaker 4: Oh, yes, yes, you.

551
00:32:35,080 --> 00:32:36,880
Speaker 2: I just wanted to know what happens at the end

552
00:32:36,960 --> 00:32:37,920
Speaker 2: of Games of Thrones?

553
00:32:38,320 --> 00:32:41,360
Speaker 5: Okay, all right, okay, I see I see what's gonna

554
00:32:41,360 --> 00:32:48,080
Speaker 5: happen here. Everybody's gonna mister, I have a question. Okay, yes, hi, yes, hello.

555
00:32:48,240 --> 00:32:51,240
Speaker 2: What happens at the ends of Games of Throws? Okay?

556
00:32:51,360 --> 00:32:55,360
Speaker 5: Well the okay, I see what's going on here? Everybody

557
00:32:55,480 --> 00:32:55,960
Speaker 5: wants me.

558
00:32:59,520 --> 00:32:59,880
Speaker 2: Everybody.

559
00:33:00,120 --> 00:33:04,560
Speaker 4: I'm very overwhelmed right now, very overwhelming. Klich, I have

560
00:33:04,760 --> 00:33:07,880
Speaker 4: a gun, mister, I'm very sorry.

561
00:33:08,000 --> 00:33:11,960
Speaker 5: No, okay, I'm going off this. Wow, the is this

562
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Speaker 5: one of the first year people. I don't recognize her

563
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Speaker 5: from hersal. I'm pray pray well, yes, you're beautiful, please

564
00:33:19,960 --> 00:33:21,280
Speaker 5: pray you're gorgeous.

565
00:33:21,440 --> 00:33:24,239
Speaker 4: Please what happened at the end of game I've got

566
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Speaker 4: a gun.

567
00:33:25,440 --> 00:33:27,440
Speaker 2: Wh boy, this is sexy.

568
00:33:28,000 --> 00:33:30,200
Speaker 5: I'm Peter Dinklin and I've got a gun.

569
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Speaker 2: Colin. Can we talk about the open sketch with Peter? So, Honey,

570
00:33:38,120 --> 00:33:41,080
Speaker 2: who is it? Chlo Honey? Who's on the phone.

571
00:33:41,240 --> 00:33:43,640
Speaker 4: It's It's It's it's low, It's Lord.

572
00:33:43,800 --> 00:33:46,560
Speaker 2: Oh sorry, I'll take a shower, Colin. Can we talk

573
00:33:46,600 --> 00:33:49,520
Speaker 2: a little bit about all the guns in the opening schedule?

574
00:33:49,680 --> 00:33:50,080
Speaker 4: A minute?

575
00:33:51,160 --> 00:33:58,040
Speaker 2: I'm singing in the show, Colin? Is that iconic Tom

576
00:33:58,120 --> 00:34:04,880
Speaker 2: Waits cover artist Scarlett Joe Hansen Tom Waits for no Man,

577
00:34:06,240 --> 00:34:08,560
Speaker 2: not even me? Bubbles?

578
00:34:08,960 --> 00:34:09,759
Speaker 3: I love them?

579
00:34:10,320 --> 00:34:11,680
Speaker 2: Glug glug gluglorg.

580
00:34:13,000 --> 00:34:18,440
Speaker 5: Yes, it's my fiance Oscar nominated for Best Song, remember

581
00:34:18,600 --> 00:34:23,399
Speaker 5: that actress Scarlet Johansson? Not even a good song? Song

582
00:34:23,680 --> 00:34:24,520
Speaker 5: documentary to.

583
00:34:24,800 --> 00:34:27,440
Speaker 2: The bodywa wash part of the shower?

584
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Speaker 4: Would you want to talk about baby, Colin?

585
00:34:32,800 --> 00:34:33,600
Speaker 2: I didn't get it.

586
00:34:34,840 --> 00:34:35,480
Speaker 8: What you mean?

587
00:34:37,600 --> 00:34:38,920
Speaker 2: I'm out of body wash?

588
00:34:39,239 --> 00:34:40,880
Speaker 3: I'll get you some war Okay?

589
00:34:41,040 --> 00:34:43,400
Speaker 2: Good? It made me feel old.

590
00:34:44,440 --> 00:34:45,839
Speaker 4: Oh there's your body wash?

591
00:34:46,160 --> 00:34:57,960
Speaker 2: Thanks? No, I called Durk bathtime again, didn't I you?

592
00:34:58,360 --> 00:34:58,800
Speaker 4: Did you know?

593
00:34:58,960 --> 00:34:59,640
Speaker 5: She needs.

594
00:35:02,680 --> 00:35:07,360
Speaker 4: We're supposed to get eggs. I'll just see you for

595
00:35:07,480 --> 00:35:12,879
Speaker 4: your eggs. I'll see what eggs lorn? Okay you sound down?

596
00:35:13,280 --> 00:35:14,920
Speaker 2: No, No, it's fine.

597
00:35:15,280 --> 00:35:16,960
Speaker 4: What's going on, bloddy? Talk to me.

598
00:35:18,400 --> 00:35:20,000
Speaker 2: Millennials got rid of var soap.

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00:35:20,080 --> 00:35:20,239
Speaker 9: You know.

600
00:35:22,719 --> 00:35:25,320
Speaker 4: I know, baby, You'll tell me every bath it's just

601
00:35:25,400 --> 00:35:28,359
Speaker 4: all body wash, now, I know, baby. They feel weird

602
00:35:28,440 --> 00:35:29,440
Speaker 4: when the bar melts.

603
00:35:31,840 --> 00:35:32,000
Speaker 9: Right.

604
00:35:33,200 --> 00:35:36,480
Speaker 2: You think I'm cool? Yeah? Yeah, I think.

605
00:35:36,920 --> 00:35:37,160
Speaker 8: Yeah.

606
00:35:37,200 --> 00:35:39,520
Speaker 2: I mean in my corner booth of towel.

607
00:35:42,600 --> 00:35:44,560
Speaker 4: It's awesome the way you hold court Lord.

608
00:35:44,640 --> 00:35:46,719
Speaker 3: No one can do it like you. Time to dry off.

609
00:35:47,120 --> 00:35:48,279
Speaker 4: Oh she's about to dry.

610
00:35:48,560 --> 00:35:49,239
Speaker 2: Okay, I'll let you go.

611
00:35:49,320 --> 00:35:49,759
Speaker 5: I'll let you go.

612
00:35:54,480 --> 00:35:57,040
Speaker 2: Can I say it? Can I say it? And scene?

613
00:36:00,719 --> 00:36:03,799
Speaker 5: Okay, everybody, we have thirty seconds to move the sets

614
00:36:03,840 --> 00:36:06,000
Speaker 5: and change it to the next one. If a single

615
00:36:06,080 --> 00:36:08,920
Speaker 5: detail goes wrong, this entire building falls apart. So get

616
00:36:08,960 --> 00:36:11,200
Speaker 5: your shit together, hurry up. We have to quick change

617
00:36:11,239 --> 00:36:13,600
Speaker 5: these sets. And when we record it and release the

618
00:36:13,719 --> 00:36:17,719
Speaker 5: video on Twitter or YouTube or Vimeo, people will freak

619
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Speaker 5: out and respect the art.

620
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Speaker 2: Of what we do.

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Speaker 8: We do and remember, it doesn't go on because it's ready.

622
00:36:22,680 --> 00:36:25,680
Speaker 8: It goes on because I said so.

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Speaker 2: Yes, So I have a question about the plant I'm

624
00:36:31,200 --> 00:36:36,480
Speaker 2: supposed to move. What's the question. Well, it's just very big.

625
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Speaker 4: We have about seven seconds lest it's not a question.

626
00:36:40,880 --> 00:36:43,160
Speaker 2: Well, it's just a very sharp plant, and it's very

627
00:36:43,200 --> 00:36:44,319
Speaker 2: big and heavy as well.

628
00:36:44,880 --> 00:36:48,080
Speaker 5: You better move that sharp fucking plant, or else Tila

629
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Speaker 5: Tequila won't be able to deliver her incredible line and

630
00:36:51,600 --> 00:36:54,520
Speaker 5: the incredible sketches up next. This is not just about you,

631
00:36:55,000 --> 00:36:56,200
Speaker 5: This is about Tequila.

632
00:36:58,920 --> 00:37:01,440
Speaker 2: We're on the leaves.

633
00:37:03,480 --> 00:37:06,000
Speaker 5: Oh my god, Pete Davidson, it's so crazy. We're at

634
00:37:06,080 --> 00:37:06,880
Speaker 5: this restaurant.

635
00:37:07,040 --> 00:37:09,040
Speaker 2: I know, I can't wait to see who's gonna come

636
00:37:09,280 --> 00:37:13,560
Speaker 2: sway branches. What about that new coworker of yours. She

637
00:37:13,640 --> 00:37:14,520
Speaker 2: seems a little odd.

638
00:37:14,680 --> 00:37:16,719
Speaker 5: Yeah, she's a little bit kooky, but I don't know.

639
00:37:16,880 --> 00:37:17,640
Speaker 4: Just give her a shot.

640
00:37:17,680 --> 00:37:18,760
Speaker 5: I'm sure she's normal.

641
00:37:18,880 --> 00:37:21,480
Speaker 2: I can't wait for her to creating lemon blossoms.

642
00:37:26,160 --> 00:37:27,640
Speaker 3: Oh hi, guys, sorry I was late.

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00:37:27,960 --> 00:37:31,080
Speaker 7: Oh hey, I'm the rock by the way, I'm like

644
00:37:31,160 --> 00:37:31,680
Speaker 7: in dragon.

645
00:37:31,760 --> 00:37:37,200
Speaker 6: Oh hey, Bethany, Well, lemons are rotten on the end

646
00:37:37,280 --> 00:37:41,640
Speaker 6: of my branch, and I'm tying they went right from

647
00:37:41,719 --> 00:37:43,360
Speaker 6: blossoms to rotten.

648
00:37:44,400 --> 00:37:47,640
Speaker 3: God, I mean, hi, I'm Bethany.

649
00:37:49,040 --> 00:37:50,240
Speaker 4: Just read the cards.

650
00:37:50,320 --> 00:37:56,720
Speaker 3: It's okay, okay, I am so horny for French fries.

651
00:37:57,280 --> 00:38:00,759
Speaker 2: I hope nobody chops me down. Hey, what the heck?

652
00:38:00,840 --> 00:38:04,120
Speaker 5: We came all the way down from Canada to water

653
00:38:04,200 --> 00:38:06,880
Speaker 5: dressed now and all of a sudden, this crazy sketch.

654
00:38:06,920 --> 00:38:07,960
Speaker 5: I can't even hear the rock.

655
00:38:08,040 --> 00:38:10,680
Speaker 2: What the hell? I think it's funny to be horny

656
00:38:10,920 --> 00:38:11,960
Speaker 2: for chips.

657
00:38:12,080 --> 00:38:14,600
Speaker 5: I think it's hilarious. But that plants growing so fast

658
00:38:14,640 --> 00:38:15,719
Speaker 5: it's distracting my ass.

659
00:38:21,440 --> 00:38:26,720
Speaker 2: Hell, you love being from Kindada. Else about plants.

660
00:38:26,840 --> 00:38:29,319
Speaker 4: Damn, I'm so grateful for the fact that we are

661
00:38:29,440 --> 00:38:30,320
Speaker 4: from Montreal.

662
00:38:30,760 --> 00:38:34,080
Speaker 5: We have health here, we speak two languages with uh

663
00:38:34,239 --> 00:38:36,760
Speaker 5: an old Cicada shells hooked into me and it looks

664
00:38:37,200 --> 00:38:40,760
Speaker 5: sort of like the bug itself. Wait a minute, I'm sorry.

665
00:38:40,920 --> 00:38:43,440
Speaker 5: I love our conversation that is happening while the Rock

666
00:38:43,560 --> 00:38:45,680
Speaker 5: is being so funny about pretending to be a woman

667
00:38:45,719 --> 00:38:48,280
Speaker 5: that is horn if for French fries, he could do anything.

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00:38:48,400 --> 00:38:50,080
Speaker 5: I swear to God, I'm gonna vote for the Rock.

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Speaker 5: Ye have my ass is voting from Canada milling in

670
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Speaker 5: an absentee vallet.

671
00:38:53,440 --> 00:38:56,520
Speaker 7: We from Canada pretend to be people we aren't.

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Speaker 5: I think that's awesome. I'm gonna do what I've done

673
00:38:58,800 --> 00:38:59,160
Speaker 5: it before.

674
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Speaker 4: But wait a minute.

675
00:39:00,440 --> 00:39:02,760
Speaker 5: That plants in my asshole.

676
00:39:03,080 --> 00:39:05,600
Speaker 3: What you're doing is creepy tree.

677
00:39:06,760 --> 00:39:07,600
Speaker 2: It's creepy tree.

678
00:39:07,680 --> 00:39:08,839
Speaker 4: The new care.

679
00:39:08,960 --> 00:39:13,920
Speaker 2: I'm gonna tell the fellows tomorrow at the refrigerator plant.

680
00:39:14,160 --> 00:39:17,279
Speaker 4: Now I work at not that kind, not that kind

681
00:39:17,320 --> 00:39:17,760
Speaker 4: of plant.

682
00:39:17,880 --> 00:39:29,960
Speaker 2: Colin. Can we talk about creepy trees? First off? I

683
00:39:30,000 --> 00:39:31,800
Speaker 2: think we should stop making the audience.

684
00:39:34,440 --> 00:39:34,560
Speaker 8: Yo.

685
00:39:34,800 --> 00:39:35,920
Speaker 5: When I hear you, I hear you.

686
00:39:36,280 --> 00:39:39,120
Speaker 4: It's just been an intego part of the senal experience for.

687
00:39:40,120 --> 00:39:46,760
Speaker 2: Home with groceries. Oh no, she's gonna list every item

688
00:39:46,840 --> 00:39:54,600
Speaker 2: vision she has. My favorite. They're called o Oh's Ojoe. Sorry,

689
00:39:54,760 --> 00:39:57,440
Speaker 2: they're called JoJo's even I knew that.

690
00:39:59,000 --> 00:39:59,160
Speaker 5: Yeah.

691
00:39:59,200 --> 00:40:02,640
Speaker 4: Because you're cool, Lord, because you're freaking cool man bananas,

692
00:40:03,200 --> 00:40:06,760
Speaker 4: huh here you rock man. Listen, I've got my finger

693
00:40:06,880 --> 00:40:08,600
Speaker 4: on the post. Don't worry about it, baby.

694
00:40:09,520 --> 00:40:12,880
Speaker 2: All of the frozen taketos, oh.

695
00:40:12,840 --> 00:40:13,879
Speaker 4: Ship, she got all of them.

696
00:40:14,080 --> 00:40:15,520
Speaker 5: You know my I was gonna be in te Keto's

697
00:40:15,520 --> 00:40:17,000
Speaker 5: for a whole damn month.

698
00:40:17,400 --> 00:40:21,680
Speaker 2: Lord, you gotta kill me man, Okay, Colin, see what

699
00:40:21,800 --> 00:40:22,719
Speaker 2: I can do me?

700
00:40:22,880 --> 00:40:24,960
Speaker 4: Colin, Joe's you gotta help me, man for.

701
00:40:25,120 --> 00:40:30,960
Speaker 2: Real, Okay, I'll help you calling do man, honey? Think

702
00:40:31,080 --> 00:40:34,480
Speaker 2: doctor els based on oh absolutely.

703
00:40:34,080 --> 00:40:40,319
Speaker 4: Without a doubt, honey, honey, Yeah, baby was up.

704
00:40:41,200 --> 00:40:44,720
Speaker 2: I bought a bathball and it exploded all over the jojo,

705
00:40:45,000 --> 00:40:49,479
Speaker 2: Oh shit, you're struck lady and bath stuff, soap and bath,

706
00:40:49,719 --> 00:40:51,960
Speaker 2: I mean the grocery that guy thought we wouldn't be.

707
00:40:52,080 --> 00:40:53,000
Speaker 2: Who are you talking to?

708
00:40:54,920 --> 00:40:55,320
Speaker 3: Nobody?

709
00:40:56,880 --> 00:41:00,880
Speaker 2: Yes? Is it someone uglier than me? Invariably?

710
00:41:01,280 --> 00:41:01,320
Speaker 5: No?

711
00:41:02,880 --> 00:41:03,960
Speaker 4: Is it more bitiful woman than you?

712
00:41:04,120 --> 00:41:07,880
Speaker 2: That can't be possible. Now say it's Blake Lively.

713
00:41:08,080 --> 00:41:09,439
Speaker 3: It's Blake Lively.

714
00:41:11,760 --> 00:41:23,200
Speaker 2: Loops and scene yes, ha ha, So yeah, so I

715
00:41:23,320 --> 00:41:27,600
Speaker 2: guess you know. Obviously it's a bit of an audition

716
00:41:27,719 --> 00:41:31,920
Speaker 2: for SNL too, isn't it? Because we we want them

717
00:41:31,960 --> 00:41:33,400
Speaker 2: to come to us, but we also would like to

718
00:41:33,480 --> 00:41:34,920
Speaker 2: go to them. And I think we've shown some of

719
00:41:34,960 --> 00:41:37,279
Speaker 2: our writing chops today and some of these sketches that

720
00:41:37,400 --> 00:41:39,960
Speaker 2: would slot directly into the show so easily.

721
00:41:40,160 --> 00:41:42,719
Speaker 5: For me, this is what it's about. Who's going to

722
00:41:42,800 --> 00:41:48,880
Speaker 5: be first as an SNL host, a podcaster or Ninja,

723
00:41:49,040 --> 00:41:51,400
Speaker 5: the guy who streams on Fortnite.

724
00:41:52,360 --> 00:41:53,560
Speaker 7: Whose name is just Ninja.

725
00:41:53,800 --> 00:41:57,480
Speaker 2: Yeah, Ninja, No, it's just ninja. No, when he was

726
00:41:57,520 --> 00:41:59,680
Speaker 2: on the Mess Singer, he's just ninja. Yeah, he was

727
00:41:59,719 --> 00:42:02,000
Speaker 2: on he was Yeah.

728
00:42:02,800 --> 00:42:06,120
Speaker 4: What so if if if Ninja can get on the

729
00:42:06,239 --> 00:42:11,520
Speaker 4: Mess Singer before you, it is looking rough for us.

730
00:42:12,160 --> 00:42:15,400
Speaker 7: Hold up, Ninja a gamer up as a ninja.

731
00:42:17,000 --> 00:42:20,920
Speaker 4: He dressed up as maybe like a bee or a

732
00:42:21,120 --> 00:42:25,920
Speaker 4: fox or an egg. He was an egg skateboard it

733
00:42:26,000 --> 00:42:26,319
Speaker 4: was egg.

734
00:42:27,480 --> 00:42:27,680
Speaker 6: Yeah.

735
00:42:28,040 --> 00:42:33,120
Speaker 2: What was he on there? Ice cream? He was ice cream?

736
00:42:34,760 --> 00:42:35,160
Speaker 5: M hm.

737
00:42:36,719 --> 00:42:39,800
Speaker 2: And what did he sing? Kevin, Let's see, I'm every woman,

738
00:42:40,360 --> 00:42:45,240
Speaker 2: I'm every ice cream. They don't do that, but they should.

739
00:42:47,440 --> 00:42:49,880
Speaker 2: They where they sing about what they are. The Fox

740
00:42:50,440 --> 00:42:54,480
Speaker 2: actually did bust out Wayne Brady and his final performance

741
00:42:54,760 --> 00:42:57,840
Speaker 2: bust out and like boiler but keep going, addressed his

742
00:42:59,360 --> 00:43:01,279
Speaker 2: some of the guests they had had throughout the show

743
00:43:01,320 --> 00:43:04,680
Speaker 2: and stuff. So he built in like a rap portion

744
00:43:05,120 --> 00:43:08,759
Speaker 2: and like talked about who he was and some of

745
00:43:09,120 --> 00:43:11,319
Speaker 2: like what he had done, and it was very good.

746
00:43:11,760 --> 00:43:14,239
Speaker 7: Well he was showing his hand because it's like, who

747
00:43:14,360 --> 00:43:17,440
Speaker 7: can improvise a rap like this? Only one person?

748
00:43:17,719 --> 00:43:19,600
Speaker 2: I think I think it was written.

749
00:43:20,440 --> 00:43:21,640
Speaker 7: No, that doesn't sound like Wave Brady.

750
00:43:21,760 --> 00:43:22,560
Speaker 5: Only one person.

751
00:43:22,920 --> 00:43:27,560
Speaker 2: Drew Carey, Drew Carrey is the other one who could

752
00:43:27,560 --> 00:43:27,880
Speaker 2: have done it.

753
00:43:28,160 --> 00:43:33,040
Speaker 5: My favorite SNL memory is when they all get in

754
00:43:33,160 --> 00:43:36,880
Speaker 5: a line and then that woman plays the keys, and

755
00:43:36,960 --> 00:43:38,960
Speaker 5: then they all make up a song and they sing

756
00:43:39,040 --> 00:43:41,680
Speaker 5: it together, and it's really nice because you remember that

757
00:43:42,120 --> 00:43:46,320
Speaker 5: it's not just like it's not just about the like production,

758
00:43:46,880 --> 00:43:50,400
Speaker 5: like it's about the like the cast and everybody to get.

759
00:43:50,280 --> 00:43:54,080
Speaker 2: The chemistry and the chemistry, the unbelievable chemistry, the chemistry.

760
00:43:53,800 --> 00:43:56,239
Speaker 5: And that everybody is like a trained improviser and they

761
00:43:56,400 --> 00:43:59,920
Speaker 5: like put in their hard work and like they just

762
00:44:00,000 --> 00:44:02,120
Speaker 5: make up, like they make up like a fun song together,

763
00:44:02,800 --> 00:44:05,600
Speaker 5: or they play other games like where somebody will have

764
00:44:05,680 --> 00:44:08,440
Speaker 5: like a huge project, they don't have to rhyme it.

765
00:44:08,480 --> 00:44:10,160
Speaker 5: But they don't have to rhyme it. And the thing

766
00:44:10,200 --> 00:44:12,520
Speaker 5: about Esenel is so cool is like when they do,

767
00:44:12,840 --> 00:44:15,080
Speaker 5: don't they don't count, you know what I mean?

768
00:44:15,840 --> 00:44:18,680
Speaker 2: It's funny to hear the point. It's funny to hear

769
00:44:18,719 --> 00:44:19,839
Speaker 2: how many points.

770
00:44:21,000 --> 00:44:22,640
Speaker 7: If they rhyme the song we're talking about.

771
00:44:22,440 --> 00:44:23,759
Speaker 2: When they make a song, do you remember when they

772
00:44:23,800 --> 00:44:26,759
Speaker 2: all sang to sir with love, yes I do.

773
00:44:27,000 --> 00:44:32,719
Speaker 7: That didn't make me as horny as you did. It

774
00:44:32,880 --> 00:44:36,080
Speaker 7: was like I'm not laughing. I'm not horny. What is

775
00:44:36,120 --> 00:44:36,520
Speaker 7: the feeling?

776
00:44:36,760 --> 00:44:37,080
Speaker 9: What are you?

777
00:44:38,120 --> 00:44:39,919
Speaker 7: That's what I'm saying is like, what do you feel?

778
00:44:40,160 --> 00:44:41,440
Speaker 4: Cecils strong?

779
00:44:42,520 --> 00:44:43,160
Speaker 7: Feel strong?

780
00:44:43,320 --> 00:44:44,520
Speaker 4: Big Luna?

781
00:44:45,960 --> 00:44:59,439
Speaker 9: Do I make you horny? Baby Day for Goudo Chyler Perry.

782
00:45:02,400 --> 00:45:05,960
Speaker 2: Musical guest thirty seconds.

783
00:45:05,640 --> 00:45:14,000
Speaker 3: To Mars and your host the cast from Third Rock

784
00:45:14,239 --> 00:45:15,240
Speaker 3: from the Sun.

785
00:45:20,400 --> 00:45:26,920
Speaker 2: Mister Lidgows. Please, I'm a big fan, sir.

786
00:45:27,000 --> 00:45:30,279
Speaker 7: I just wanted to ask you know, Uh, did you

787
00:45:30,480 --> 00:45:33,520
Speaker 7: like playing Roger ales Ah?

788
00:45:34,800 --> 00:45:39,239
Speaker 2: Fabulous role? Mister? Okay, what's this now?

789
00:45:41,840 --> 00:45:45,120
Speaker 5: I'm a big fan and I'm not the lap dressed

790
00:45:45,160 --> 00:45:48,080
Speaker 5: as a woman. Okay, I want to know did you

791
00:45:48,480 --> 00:45:51,359
Speaker 5: enjoy playing Roger ales Ah?

792
00:45:51,920 --> 00:45:55,320
Speaker 2: Similar question to earlier, of course, always happy to address

793
00:45:55,360 --> 00:45:57,440
Speaker 2: a question with a fan. Maybe the sound didn't travel

794
00:45:57,480 --> 00:45:58,080
Speaker 2: to your section?

795
00:45:59,000 --> 00:46:00,360
Speaker 3: Uh is your list? Go?

796
00:46:02,280 --> 00:46:07,759
Speaker 2: Yes? Young teen mister huge Fello. Thank you.

797
00:46:08,120 --> 00:46:11,719
Speaker 5: Know when you were playing Roger Ills was annoying when

798
00:46:11,800 --> 00:46:14,920
Speaker 5: everybody was mispronouncing Sir Charonan wrong?

799
00:46:16,040 --> 00:46:16,239
Speaker 2: Ah?

800
00:46:17,160 --> 00:46:18,200
Speaker 3: Uh would not?

801
00:46:19,080 --> 00:46:21,279
Speaker 2: It didn't bother me. Do you have a solid be

802
00:46:22,560 --> 00:46:25,400
Speaker 2: I have a question for Jane Curtin. I believe I

803
00:46:25,760 --> 00:46:27,520
Speaker 2: do have a song about it.

804
00:46:27,680 --> 00:46:29,960
Speaker 7: What about Jane Curtin Christian did you.

805
00:46:32,680 --> 00:46:32,919
Speaker 5: Well?

806
00:46:33,239 --> 00:46:38,359
Speaker 2: And I said so thrown and I was saying they

807
00:46:38,760 --> 00:46:45,359
Speaker 2: now bone heads, don't don't you ever say that way?

808
00:46:48,440 --> 00:46:51,640
Speaker 2: But it was like to be back at thirty Rock. Fine,

809
00:46:54,800 --> 00:46:59,480
Speaker 2: May I continue with my song? Please? And when they

810
00:46:59,640 --> 00:47:04,520
Speaker 2: say so rise Ronan, I say, whoa, Now I'll start

811
00:47:04,680 --> 00:47:09,560
Speaker 2: moaning if you don't pronounce it right. It's sure shaw

812
00:47:09,880 --> 00:47:12,720
Speaker 2: baby say it all night.

813
00:47:13,000 --> 00:47:18,359
Speaker 5: Sure shall say it all night, Sure shut sure Shot Ray,

814
00:47:18,440 --> 00:47:19,760
Speaker 5: he's a gentleman.

815
00:47:21,440 --> 00:47:25,480
Speaker 3: Cigars shot, That's what it is.

816
00:47:27,480 --> 00:47:27,760
Speaker 8: Shot.

817
00:47:28,560 --> 00:47:32,600
Speaker 2: I'm not probly and halse easier.

818
00:47:34,320 --> 00:47:36,319
Speaker 3: I love it when you call me.

819
00:47:36,640 --> 00:47:41,799
Speaker 4: So you miss. It's not some but don't care.

820
00:47:42,560 --> 00:47:47,719
Speaker 5: I am halsy, I am British now oi oi oi,

821
00:47:48,040 --> 00:47:52,120
Speaker 5: I'm halsye oi oi oi oi.

822
00:47:52,120 --> 00:48:01,120
Speaker 2: Oi dashboard confessional guy, you can make me sing.

823
00:48:03,640 --> 00:48:07,680
Speaker 4: And six horrorm globetrottos.

824
00:48:06,800 --> 00:48:07,400
Speaker 2: Got at that?

825
00:48:11,400 --> 00:48:11,720
Speaker 9: Colin?

826
00:48:11,960 --> 00:48:15,160
Speaker 2: Can we talk about can we talk about the opening?

827
00:48:15,520 --> 00:48:19,600
Speaker 4: Their still have any colin basketball?

828
00:48:20,320 --> 00:48:24,240
Speaker 5: Please? Horror? Colin?

829
00:48:24,360 --> 00:48:27,120
Speaker 2: Can we talk about here? We are opening from the

830
00:48:27,200 --> 00:48:28,280
Speaker 2: third Rock episode?

831
00:48:29,040 --> 00:48:35,239
Speaker 5: Yes, did you like it? No? Charlotte sleeping.

832
00:48:36,560 --> 00:48:36,719
Speaker 2: Yea?

833
00:48:38,760 --> 00:48:41,719
Speaker 4: What freak up?

834
00:48:42,880 --> 00:48:43,120
Speaker 5: Nothing?

835
00:48:43,200 --> 00:48:43,560
Speaker 9: Who are you?

836
00:48:44,880 --> 00:48:47,000
Speaker 3: What are what are my tattoos? Me.

837
00:48:47,360 --> 00:48:50,440
Speaker 4: It's me. What's the director from her? Go back to sleep,

838
00:48:50,760 --> 00:48:53,279
Speaker 4: Go back to sleep. It's her. It's just her.

839
00:48:54,040 --> 00:48:54,920
Speaker 5: You're just her.

840
00:48:56,640 --> 00:48:57,719
Speaker 2: She loves what I tell her.

841
00:48:57,800 --> 00:48:58,200
Speaker 5: She's her.

842
00:49:01,680 --> 00:49:02,759
Speaker 2: Quite a relationship.

843
00:49:02,840 --> 00:49:03,200
Speaker 5: You've got.

844
00:49:04,600 --> 00:49:05,520
Speaker 4: You set us up?

845
00:49:09,080 --> 00:49:13,360
Speaker 2: Anything for my mom talk buddies. Ooh, the rough and

846
00:49:13,520 --> 00:49:14,280
Speaker 2: rugged side.

847
00:49:17,560 --> 00:49:21,120
Speaker 4: Yeah, I think they like this.

848
00:49:21,880 --> 00:49:22,680
Speaker 2: You think they will?

849
00:49:22,920 --> 00:49:24,920
Speaker 4: Yeah, Honey wearing.

850
00:49:24,760 --> 00:49:34,520
Speaker 2: The cat that? Uh huh? Is that alf Okay? But

851
00:49:35,360 --> 00:49:38,719
Speaker 2: she was having a dream, but it's a passable out having.

852
00:49:38,520 --> 00:49:40,680
Speaker 5: A dream where she was alf Can I tell you

853
00:49:40,800 --> 00:49:43,040
Speaker 5: for the longest time, I don't know Alfa.

854
00:49:42,920 --> 00:49:45,080
Speaker 4: Cats well, he never does.

855
00:49:45,200 --> 00:49:46,120
Speaker 2: He just tries to.

856
00:49:46,239 --> 00:49:49,680
Speaker 7: But I have a feeling that if you yeah, but

857
00:49:49,760 --> 00:49:53,080
Speaker 7: I feel like that's all for sure. Joker, Yeah, that's

858
00:49:53,120 --> 00:49:54,680
Speaker 7: his stick is having a stick?

859
00:49:54,760 --> 00:49:58,600
Speaker 2: Well on Melmac, Gordon Shumway does eat cats. I don't

860
00:49:58,600 --> 00:50:02,120
Speaker 2: believe you. On on his home planet. It's a food source.

861
00:50:02,160 --> 00:50:03,120
Speaker 2: I think I don't.

862
00:50:03,360 --> 00:50:04,040
Speaker 7: I don't agree.

863
00:50:05,120 --> 00:50:07,520
Speaker 5: Okay, do you think they went to Earth and then

864
00:50:07,560 --> 00:50:13,040
Speaker 5: took back cats or that there are cats on Melmac.

865
00:50:14,040 --> 00:50:15,880
Speaker 2: Again in the mythology the show. And I'm not here

866
00:50:15,920 --> 00:50:18,960
Speaker 2: to argue the merit of whether it's one hundred percent

867
00:50:19,040 --> 00:50:21,440
Speaker 2: accurate or not. I don't want to talk to you know,

868
00:50:21,560 --> 00:50:26,759
Speaker 2: nosy missus lochmonic over here, but I do I do

869
00:50:26,960 --> 00:50:28,439
Speaker 2: have to say that in the mythology of the show,

870
00:50:28,480 --> 00:50:30,680
Speaker 2: they do indeed have cats on Melmack and their food source,

871
00:50:30,719 --> 00:50:32,400
Speaker 2: in the same way that perhaps in Melmack if they

872
00:50:32,480 --> 00:50:34,680
Speaker 2: kept chickens as house pets, they would think it was

873
00:50:35,000 --> 00:50:39,080
Speaker 2: very strange that we eat themself.

874
00:50:39,360 --> 00:50:41,440
Speaker 7: Well, I'm Marcy Klein, and I'd like to see your

875
00:50:41,520 --> 00:50:47,560
Speaker 7: next character. That was funny. That was a funny Nerd character.

876
00:50:47,880 --> 00:50:49,680
Speaker 2: I'll do it for Lindsay shook us. No one else

877
00:50:52,800 --> 00:51:06,719
Speaker 2: shook us, not stirred, double o, Lindsay not stirred. Look,

878
00:51:06,840 --> 00:51:09,399
Speaker 2: that's my time, he's going.

879
00:51:09,480 --> 00:51:10,680
Speaker 5: I mean, that's your time going home.

880
00:51:11,360 --> 00:51:13,960
Speaker 2: He's done with us. No, I'm and no, what time?

881
00:51:14,000 --> 00:51:15,080
Speaker 7: What are your impressions?

882
00:51:15,800 --> 00:51:17,439
Speaker 5: The second time you've checked the time.

883
00:51:18,400 --> 00:51:20,040
Speaker 2: No, it's the first time I checked the time once.

884
00:51:20,120 --> 00:51:22,680
Speaker 2: I asked whether Amy.

885
00:51:24,600 --> 00:51:26,480
Speaker 8: You want me to do Kloba, I want you to

886
00:51:26,560 --> 00:51:30,640
Speaker 8: do one one impression before you leave this the eight

887
00:51:30,719 --> 00:51:31,520
Speaker 8: ahe stage.

888
00:51:31,800 --> 00:51:34,160
Speaker 5: We'll all go around and we'll do our best impression,

889
00:51:34,239 --> 00:51:37,440
Speaker 5: and then Lauren will decide who makes it. M M

890
00:51:38,120 --> 00:51:40,240
Speaker 5: and who goes back to the cruise.

891
00:51:40,000 --> 00:51:43,480
Speaker 2: Show goes back to Kansas. Come on the cruise ship.

892
00:51:43,640 --> 00:51:47,319
Speaker 5: Yeah, SNL Cruises Princess line.

893
00:51:47,800 --> 00:51:51,799
Speaker 7: Oh my god, Oh my gosh, oh my god, that's

894
00:51:51,840 --> 00:51:52,680
Speaker 7: such a great idea.

895
00:51:53,200 --> 00:51:58,440
Speaker 5: I'm it's you are I don't know. I'm here to

896
00:51:58,520 --> 00:52:00,879
Speaker 5: make fun. I'm here to deal and deal.

897
00:52:01,080 --> 00:52:04,840
Speaker 7: Font of information, not like a font like aerial thank you?

898
00:52:05,560 --> 00:52:08,319
Speaker 2: Okay, So do you guys want to do your impressions

899
00:52:09,440 --> 00:52:11,080
Speaker 2: wing dings? Yeah, funny font.

900
00:52:11,200 --> 00:52:13,839
Speaker 7: Thank you, thank you makes sense.

901
00:52:14,920 --> 00:52:17,920
Speaker 2: Do you guys want to do your impressions? You your first?

902
00:52:18,880 --> 00:52:19,239
Speaker 2: All right?

903
00:52:20,160 --> 00:52:20,560
Speaker 5: This is.

904
00:52:22,600 --> 00:52:34,600
Speaker 2: America's sweetheart, Joy roberts Ding. That's my smile. I think

905
00:52:34,640 --> 00:52:39,400
Speaker 2: we should hire him as a writer. I want I'm nervous.

906
00:52:41,480 --> 00:52:44,480
Speaker 4: That's me shadow lorn from your mirror.

907
00:52:46,800 --> 00:52:48,400
Speaker 2: I'm the one who should be nervous.

908
00:52:49,760 --> 00:52:50,800
Speaker 4: Listen to me lorn.

909
00:52:51,080 --> 00:52:54,600
Speaker 2: Okay, I'm growing weaker by the day.

910
00:52:54,880 --> 00:52:59,879
Speaker 4: Why because your mirror has not been clean in a while.

911
00:53:00,120 --> 00:53:01,800
Speaker 2: I'll fire her, Thank you.

912
00:53:02,239 --> 00:53:03,759
Speaker 5: Then I'll be stronger again.

913
00:53:04,080 --> 00:53:05,720
Speaker 2: Colin, can we talk about the mirror?

914
00:53:05,800 --> 00:53:06,560
Speaker 4: Lord's cash?

915
00:53:09,800 --> 00:53:14,280
Speaker 2: Bye, Hollywood, Hamburg