Speaker 1: Hmm. Coming up at the top of the hour, right
Speaker 1: about four minutes after, it's my strawberry letter for today.
Speaker 1: The subject is my three way love affair. But right now,
Speaker 1: we'll get into that in just a bit. Right now,
Speaker 1: the nephew is here with today's praying phone call. What
Speaker 1: you got for us? Nov Well, you know we've all
Speaker 1: been there. Well, we've gone into the bathroom and didn't
Speaker 1: take time to look, sat there and at the last
Speaker 1: moment realized we're missing something very important. The day's tidily
Speaker 1: is can you bring me some paper? Can you bring
Speaker 1: me some paper? We've all done it. Everybody on this
Speaker 1: show has done it. Everyone has screamed out that though.
Speaker 1: Can you bring me some for yourself? Oh no, no, no, no,
Speaker 1: everyone has done hit. Can you bring me? Now? How
Speaker 1: long you sat there? You probably don't want to express that,
Speaker 1: but everyone is done. Can you bring me? Are you
Speaker 1: so serious about it? By some paper? Hey, nobody home,
Speaker 1: that's me, that is me. You gotta make a decision now.
Speaker 1: I'm waiting on maintenance to knock on the door. Maintenance. Yeah,
Speaker 1: they got a key to your pup and they come in.
Speaker 1: I said, hey, man, just gonna stop right there. Just
Speaker 1: toss that in here. You know how numb your legs
Speaker 1: are waiting on maintenance? Can you bring me some paper?
Speaker 1: Let's go? Cat Dom. Hello, Hello, I'm trying to Charles.
Speaker 1: I'm looking for Charles. Yeah. This Charlotte, This Una, This Charlotte.
Speaker 1: How can I help you? Hey, listen, I'm I'm with
Speaker 1: my speaking with I'm sorry this scotty man. I'm I'm
Speaker 1: out sitting for reader. See y'all okay, yeah, yeah, she
Speaker 1: mean she was going outtown. What can I do for you? Brother?
Speaker 1: I caught y'all down on the way. Man. Yeah, I'm
Speaker 1: in the house. Both our houses, yeah, I think let's
Speaker 1: see yeah, we're four houses down. Okay. Now, she loved
Speaker 1: me a number man, love me, y'all know me? And
Speaker 1: then she loved miss Darks. No, I try to call
Speaker 1: miss Darks, but then nobody answer the phone. Yeah. She
Speaker 1: normally in church around this time. Real said she was
Speaker 1: gonna be gone for a minute. So you say you're
Speaker 1: doing there right right right there? She told me if
Speaker 1: I got into emergency anything, that I could reach out
Speaker 1: to y'all and call y'all right, right right, okay, are
Speaker 1: you are you busy right now? Man? Well, actually, I'm
Speaker 1: in the middle of cooking my wife from dinner and
Speaker 1: uh got some meat on the grid. But other than that,
Speaker 1: you know, okay, I mean you you you are you
Speaker 1: able to help me out with something right quick? Or
Speaker 1: you got you got time for that? Well? Like I said,
Speaker 1: I'm in the middle of cooking. If there's something I
Speaker 1: can help you with, I you know, I don't mind
Speaker 1: coming down there and and uh showing you doing whatever
Speaker 1: it is that we need to do. Okay, Charlie, would
Speaker 1: you help to have any paper? Man? Any paper? Yeah?
Speaker 1: I think I got some newspaper. What you're trying to
Speaker 1: no no, no, no, no, no, no, no news. But
Speaker 1: let mean some paper. You have some paper with notebook paper? No?
Speaker 1: See man, listen, Like I said, my name is Scotty Man.
Speaker 1: I know you don't know, man, I didn't got myself
Speaker 1: in a little situation here down here read the house, man,
Speaker 1: and I I didn't. Man, I'm in a situation. I
Speaker 1: actually and in the bathroom man, and it ain't no
Speaker 1: paper in here. Dog. So you're saying you want me
Speaker 1: to bring you some toilet papers. I mean, if you're
Speaker 1: on mind, I'm sitting here. My legs an't got none.
Speaker 1: My my can feel my my whole little body. Man
Speaker 1: from butt down, I can't feel nothing in my feet, everything,
Speaker 1: and went to sleep on him. Hold up, bab this
Speaker 1: dude down here at read the house saying he wants
Speaker 1: me to bring his paper because he didn't got no
Speaker 1: sitting on the truck. Man. Look at here, bro, I'm
Speaker 1: in the middle of cooking. I wish I could help you,
Speaker 1: but you know, I mean, I can't tell you about
Speaker 1: four hours the doctor. You should run down here right quickly.
Speaker 1: I'm at the back door. I have to say. Man,
Speaker 1: I understand all that you're saying, but like I said,
Speaker 1: I'm in the middle of cooking for my wife. We're
Speaker 1: having a little special occasion because our kids and stuff going,
Speaker 1: and I can't leave her like that just to come
Speaker 1: bring you know, taper. Now, what I can't tell you
Speaker 1: to do is if Rieda got one of them tis
Speaker 1: or something. Town Man, I'm not using nobody town like.
Speaker 1: That's disrespectful. Man. Okay, hey, but lower your voice. Man.
Speaker 1: You called me to help you, and you acting like
Speaker 1: I caused you to not have no Guy, all I'm
Speaker 1: asking for just and they're gonna take no more but
Speaker 1: two or three minute, run down here right quick and
Speaker 1: bringing the paper man, and then you get on back
Speaker 1: to your dumb well what you were saying, like what
Speaker 1: you need to do? But you said you had emergency.
Speaker 1: I thought the house or the dogs had got out
Speaker 1: of you had locked yourself out the house. But I'm
Speaker 1: not gonna come down and bring you know payer, because
Speaker 1: that don't sound like emergencies. That's not like some personal Furthermore,
Speaker 1: you're in the bathroom, just jump tout your clones in
Speaker 1: the shower like so, I'm not going a dog. That's
Speaker 1: like I said, I'm norm right now, man, I need
Speaker 1: some help. Is over So you want me to come
Speaker 1: down and bring you some toilet papers and pick your number?
Speaker 1: You can't get up out the tilt. If I want
Speaker 1: to help you, then that's why I'm trying to tell
Speaker 1: you I'm in an emergency. Man. Okay, Well that like
Speaker 1: I said, Man, that don't sound like emerging. Like a
Speaker 1: little quick fix to get your drawings and white your
Speaker 1: drawn to them. Ware, go get you some moth. I mean,
Speaker 1: I'm not saying the walk full houses down there to
Speaker 1: bring you some tilet papers. Your legs now, I'm high.
Speaker 1: How are you gonna get up and over there. The
Speaker 1: backdoor is open. All you gotta do is come in
Speaker 1: here and reaching here and pass me a roll of paper. Man,
Speaker 1: That's all I'm asking you to do. Mr Charlotte, I
Speaker 1: understand that. But I'm not gonna come down and bring
Speaker 1: you the paper. I'm not going to bring you bring
Speaker 1: me some paper down here, man, Don't you know? Man? Say? Man?
Speaker 1: Who the hell you? Thank you? Higling that you need me?
Speaker 1: I don't need you. What won't you do something? Man?
Speaker 1: You'll see I'm sitting in a situation. The reader left
Speaker 1: y'all number that y'all help me while I'm down to
Speaker 1: your house watching man. Just she's crazy. Baby, Man, what
Speaker 1: wrot you? You're gonna call me asking me to bring
Speaker 1: you some new paper. I told you that. I was
Speaker 1: in the middle of fixing me and my wife from
Speaker 1: dinner and you come calling me talking about some paper. Man.
Speaker 1: I don't want to hear. No, I know, and I
Speaker 1: ain't coming down and to bring you know paper. Man. Hello, childe,
Speaker 1: you're gonna bring this paper? Man? Man, Look like I
Speaker 1: told you before, I aint going to bring you know
Speaker 1: paper down there. We don't wait no on this street
Speaker 1: like old on man. I can't just you can't to
Speaker 1: leave me here and I'm numb like this, but not
Speaker 1: to come bring no wrong man, no toilet paper because
Speaker 1: he is responsible when he going into the restroom. That
Speaker 1: sounds like a presonal problem. You YouTube wrong for that.
Speaker 1: This is to send your wat it though. This is
Speaker 1: an emergency man. Man, that don't sal in the urgency.
Speaker 1: That sounds like a personal problem that you've got going on.
Speaker 1: I want to get off of hire man, you know
Speaker 1: me off with. I don't give them about you being
Speaker 1: man not a fact. As soon as you get your
Speaker 1: toop out of there, you so that you come on
Speaker 1: dying here. I'm coming down. I'm coming down there the
Speaker 1: way I am just like this hell and I'm a
Speaker 1: whoop for not helping me. While I'm gonna situate. I
Speaker 1: got one more thing I need to say to you
Speaker 1: that I'm gonna do, is you're listening, bring your tone.
Speaker 1: I got some snake skin shoes and fit right up,
Speaker 1: clean up on it. I got one more thing, is
Speaker 1: you listening? Man? What man like I said? What you
Speaker 1: got to say? Man? That's his nephew Tommy from the
Speaker 1: Steve Harvey Morning Show. You just got pranked by your
Speaker 1: neighbor reader ain't kept from the radio stations? Is this
Speaker 1: coming from the Steve Harvey Morning Show. I'm ana whoop reading?
Speaker 1: Got you toling? Mom? Man? You had meso have come
Speaker 1: down there, man and bow down, and you better be glad.
Speaker 1: I'm eating. I can't leave it. Hey man, I gotta
Speaker 1: ask you, man, one more thing. What is what is
Speaker 1: the baddest I'm talking about the baddest radio showing the
Speaker 1: lad the Steve Harvard Show. Y'all played practical joke. So
Speaker 1: folks man, please please can you bring me some paper? Please?
Speaker 1: How much everybody feel good about it? Don't you? Hello?
Speaker 1: Way too much? I'm just you know, he down the street.
Speaker 1: But come on, come on, I need some paper though,
Speaker 1: couple of brother Yeah, okay, nobody wants to really what
Speaker 1: you wanted to say? You don't want to share your
Speaker 1: time that you sat there and you want to share yours? No, no, no,
Speaker 1: I'm gonna going on say I'm I'm gonna gonna say
Speaker 1: I'm at chuckles tonight here and uh Jackson, Mississippi. That's
Speaker 1: all I'm gonna say. I'm not gonna share that. A
Speaker 1: matter of fact, Jackson, bring me some paper now that
Speaker 1: ain't Jackson come to the show? How about that to
Speaker 1: tonight to Saturday, to Sunday. Nephews in town Chuckles, Comedy Club. Yea, yea,
Speaker 1: all right, thinking nephew Coming up next Strawberry Letters, subject
Speaker 1: my three way love affair. We'll get into it right
Speaker 1: after this. You're listening to the Stave Harvey Morning Show.