WEBVTT - Can You Bring Me Some Paper

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<v Speaker 1>Hmm. Coming up at the top of the hour, right

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<v Speaker 1>about four minutes after, it's my strawberry letter for today.

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<v Speaker 1>The subject is my three way love affair. But right now,

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<v Speaker 1>we'll get into that in just a bit. Right now,

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<v Speaker 1>the nephew is here with today's praying phone call. What

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<v Speaker 1>you got for us? Nov Well, you know we've all

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<v Speaker 1>been there. Well, we've gone into the bathroom and didn't

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<v Speaker 1>take time to look, sat there and at the last

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<v Speaker 1>moment realized we're missing something very important. The day's tidily

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<v Speaker 1>is can you bring me some paper? Can you bring

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<v Speaker 1>me some paper? We've all done it. Everybody on this

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<v Speaker 1>show has done it. Everyone has screamed out that though.

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<v Speaker 1>Can you bring me some for yourself? Oh no, no, no, no,

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<v Speaker 1>everyone has done hit. Can you bring me? Now? How

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<v Speaker 1>long you sat there? You probably don't want to express that,

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<v Speaker 1>but everyone is done. Can you bring me? Are you

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<v Speaker 1>so serious about it? By some paper? Hey, nobody home,

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<v Speaker 1>that's me, that is me. You gotta make a decision now.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm waiting on maintenance to knock on the door. Maintenance. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>they got a key to your pup and they come in.

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<v Speaker 1>I said, hey, man, just gonna stop right there. Just

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<v Speaker 1>toss that in here. You know how numb your legs

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<v Speaker 1>are waiting on maintenance? Can you bring me some paper?

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<v Speaker 1>Let's go? Cat Dom. Hello, Hello, I'm trying to Charles.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm looking for Charles. Yeah. This Charlotte, This Una, This Charlotte.

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<v Speaker 1>How can I help you? Hey, listen, I'm I'm with

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<v Speaker 1>my speaking with I'm sorry this scotty man. I'm I'm

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<v Speaker 1>out sitting for reader. See y'all okay, yeah, yeah, she

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<v Speaker 1>mean she was going outtown. What can I do for you? Brother?

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<v Speaker 1>I caught y'all down on the way. Man. Yeah, I'm

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<v Speaker 1>in the house. Both our houses, yeah, I think let's

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<v Speaker 1>see yeah, we're four houses down. Okay. Now, she loved

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<v Speaker 1>me a number man, love me, y'all know me? And

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<v Speaker 1>then she loved miss Darks. No, I try to call

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<v Speaker 1>miss Darks, but then nobody answer the phone. Yeah. She

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<v Speaker 1>normally in church around this time. Real said she was

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<v Speaker 1>gonna be gone for a minute. So you say you're

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<v Speaker 1>doing there right right right there? She told me if

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<v Speaker 1>I got into emergency anything, that I could reach out

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<v Speaker 1>to y'all and call y'all right, right right, okay, are

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<v Speaker 1>you are you busy right now? Man? Well, actually, I'm

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<v Speaker 1>in the middle of cooking my wife from dinner and

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<v Speaker 1>uh got some meat on the grid. But other than that,

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<v Speaker 1>you know, okay, I mean you you you are you

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<v Speaker 1>able to help me out with something right quick? Or

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<v Speaker 1>you got you got time for that? Well? Like I said,

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<v Speaker 1>I'm in the middle of cooking. If there's something I

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<v Speaker 1>can help you with, I you know, I don't mind

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<v Speaker 1>coming down there and and uh showing you doing whatever

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<v Speaker 1>it is that we need to do. Okay, Charlie, would

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<v Speaker 1>you help to have any paper? Man? Any paper? Yeah?

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<v Speaker 1>I think I got some newspaper. What you're trying to

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<v Speaker 1>no no, no, no, no, no, no, no news. But

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<v Speaker 1>let mean some paper. You have some paper with notebook paper? No?

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<v Speaker 1>See man, listen, Like I said, my name is Scotty Man.

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<v Speaker 1>I know you don't know, man, I didn't got myself

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<v Speaker 1>in a little situation here down here read the house, man,

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<v Speaker 1>and I I didn't. Man, I'm in a situation. I

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<v Speaker 1>actually and in the bathroom man, and it ain't no

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<v Speaker 1>paper in here. Dog. So you're saying you want me

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<v Speaker 1>to bring you some toilet papers. I mean, if you're

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<v Speaker 1>on mind, I'm sitting here. My legs an't got none.

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<v Speaker 1>My my can feel my my whole little body. Man

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<v Speaker 1>from butt down, I can't feel nothing in my feet, everything,

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<v Speaker 1>and went to sleep on him. Hold up, bab this

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<v Speaker 1>dude down here at read the house saying he wants

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<v Speaker 1>me to bring his paper because he didn't got no

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<v Speaker 1>sitting on the truck. Man. Look at here, bro, I'm

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<v Speaker 1>in the middle of cooking. I wish I could help you,

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<v Speaker 1>but you know, I mean, I can't tell you about

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<v Speaker 1>four hours the doctor. You should run down here right quickly.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm at the back door. I have to say. Man,

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<v Speaker 1>I understand all that you're saying, but like I said,

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<v Speaker 1>I'm in the middle of cooking for my wife. We're

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<v Speaker 1>having a little special occasion because our kids and stuff going,

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<v Speaker 1>and I can't leave her like that just to come

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<v Speaker 1>bring you know, taper. Now, what I can't tell you

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<v Speaker 1>to do is if Rieda got one of them tis

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<v Speaker 1>or something. Town Man, I'm not using nobody town like.

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<v Speaker 1>That's disrespectful. Man. Okay, hey, but lower your voice. Man.

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<v Speaker 1>You called me to help you, and you acting like

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<v Speaker 1>I caused you to not have no Guy, all I'm

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<v Speaker 1>asking for just and they're gonna take no more but

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<v Speaker 1>two or three minute, run down here right quick and

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<v Speaker 1>bringing the paper man, and then you get on back

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<v Speaker 1>to your dumb well what you were saying, like what

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<v Speaker 1>you need to do? But you said you had emergency.

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<v Speaker 1>I thought the house or the dogs had got out

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<v Speaker 1>of you had locked yourself out the house. But I'm

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<v Speaker 1>not gonna come down and bring you know payer, because

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<v Speaker 1>that don't sound like emergencies. That's not like some personal Furthermore,

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<v Speaker 1>you're in the bathroom, just jump tout your clones in

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<v Speaker 1>the shower like so, I'm not going a dog. That's

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<v Speaker 1>like I said, I'm norm right now, man, I need

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<v Speaker 1>some help. Is over So you want me to come

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<v Speaker 1>down and bring you some toilet papers and pick your number?

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<v Speaker 1>You can't get up out the tilt. If I want

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<v Speaker 1>to help you, then that's why I'm trying to tell

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<v Speaker 1>you I'm in an emergency. Man. Okay, Well that like

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<v Speaker 1>I said, Man, that don't sound like emerging. Like a

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<v Speaker 1>little quick fix to get your drawings and white your

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<v Speaker 1>drawn to them. Ware, go get you some moth. I mean,

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<v Speaker 1>I'm not saying the walk full houses down there to

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<v Speaker 1>bring you some tilet papers. Your legs now, I'm high.

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<v Speaker 1>How are you gonna get up and over there. The

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<v Speaker 1>backdoor is open. All you gotta do is come in

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<v Speaker 1>here and reaching here and pass me a roll of paper. Man,

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<v Speaker 1>That's all I'm asking you to do. Mr Charlotte, I

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<v Speaker 1>understand that. But I'm not gonna come down and bring

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<v Speaker 1>you the paper. I'm not going to bring you bring

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<v Speaker 1>me some paper down here, man, Don't you know? Man? Say? Man?

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<v Speaker 1>Who the hell you? Thank you? Higling that you need me?

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<v Speaker 1>I don't need you. What won't you do something? Man?

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<v Speaker 1>You'll see I'm sitting in a situation. The reader left

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<v Speaker 1>y'all number that y'all help me while I'm down to

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<v Speaker 1>your house watching man. Just she's crazy. Baby, Man, what

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<v Speaker 1>wrot you? You're gonna call me asking me to bring

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<v Speaker 1>you some new paper. I told you that. I was

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<v Speaker 1>in the middle of fixing me and my wife from

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<v Speaker 1>dinner and you come calling me talking about some paper. Man.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't want to hear. No, I know, and I

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<v Speaker 1>ain't coming down and to bring you know paper. Man. Hello, childe,

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<v Speaker 1>you're gonna bring this paper? Man? Man, Look like I

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<v Speaker 1>told you before, I aint going to bring you know

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<v Speaker 1>paper down there. We don't wait no on this street

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<v Speaker 1>like old on man. I can't just you can't to

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<v Speaker 1>leave me here and I'm numb like this, but not

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<v Speaker 1>to come bring no wrong man, no toilet paper because

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<v Speaker 1>he is responsible when he going into the restroom. That

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<v Speaker 1>sounds like a presonal problem. You YouTube wrong for that.

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<v Speaker 1>This is to send your wat it though. This is

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<v Speaker 1>an emergency man. Man, that don't sal in the urgency.

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<v Speaker 1>That sounds like a personal problem that you've got going on.

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<v Speaker 1>I want to get off of hire man, you know

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<v Speaker 1>me off with. I don't give them about you being

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<v Speaker 1>man not a fact. As soon as you get your

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<v Speaker 1>toop out of there, you so that you come on

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<v Speaker 1>dying here. I'm coming down. I'm coming down there the

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<v Speaker 1>way I am just like this hell and I'm a

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<v Speaker 1>whoop for not helping me. While I'm gonna situate. I

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<v Speaker 1>got one more thing I need to say to you

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<v Speaker 1>that I'm gonna do, is you're listening, bring your tone.

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<v Speaker 1>I got some snake skin shoes and fit right up,

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<v Speaker 1>clean up on it. I got one more thing, is

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<v Speaker 1>you listening? Man? What man like I said? What you

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<v Speaker 1>got to say? Man? That's his nephew Tommy from the

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<v Speaker 1>Steve Harvey Morning Show. You just got pranked by your

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<v Speaker 1>neighbor reader ain't kept from the radio stations? Is this

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<v Speaker 1>coming from the Steve Harvey Morning Show. I'm ana whoop reading?

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<v Speaker 1>Got you toling? Mom? Man? You had meso have come

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<v Speaker 1>down there, man and bow down, and you better be glad.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm eating. I can't leave it. Hey man, I gotta

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<v Speaker 1>ask you, man, one more thing. What is what is

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<v Speaker 1>the baddest I'm talking about the baddest radio showing the

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<v Speaker 1>lad the Steve Harvard Show. Y'all played practical joke. So

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<v Speaker 1>folks man, please please can you bring me some paper? Please?

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<v Speaker 1>How much everybody feel good about it? Don't you? Hello?

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<v Speaker 1>Way too much? I'm just you know, he down the street.

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<v Speaker 1>But come on, come on, I need some paper though,

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<v Speaker 1>couple of brother Yeah, okay, nobody wants to really what

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<v Speaker 1>you wanted to say? You don't want to share your

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<v Speaker 1>time that you sat there and you want to share yours? No, no, no,

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<v Speaker 1>I'm gonna going on say I'm I'm gonna gonna say

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<v Speaker 1>I'm at chuckles tonight here and uh Jackson, Mississippi. That's

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<v Speaker 1>all I'm gonna say. I'm not gonna share that. A

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<v Speaker 1>matter of fact, Jackson, bring me some paper now that

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<v Speaker 1>ain't Jackson come to the show? How about that to

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<v Speaker 1>tonight to Saturday, to Sunday. Nephews in town Chuckles, Comedy Club. Yea, yea,

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<v Speaker 1>all right, thinking nephew Coming up next Strawberry Letters, subject

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<v Speaker 1>my three way love affair. We'll get into it right

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<v Speaker 1>after this. You're listening to the Stave Harvey Morning Show.