1 00:00:00,280 --> 00:00:03,040 Speaker 1: Hmm. Coming up at the top of the hour, right 2 00:00:03,080 --> 00:00:06,400 Speaker 1: about four minutes after, it's my strawberry letter for today. 3 00:00:06,480 --> 00:00:10,719 Speaker 1: The subject is my three way love affair. But right now, 4 00:00:10,920 --> 00:00:12,720 Speaker 1: we'll get into that in just a bit. Right now, 5 00:00:12,760 --> 00:00:15,640 Speaker 1: the nephew is here with today's praying phone call. What 6 00:00:15,720 --> 00:00:18,960 Speaker 1: you got for us? Nov Well, you know we've all 7 00:00:19,000 --> 00:00:23,120 Speaker 1: been there. Well, we've gone into the bathroom and didn't 8 00:00:23,120 --> 00:00:27,880 Speaker 1: take time to look, sat there and at the last 9 00:00:27,920 --> 00:00:34,400 Speaker 1: moment realized we're missing something very important. The day's tidily 10 00:00:34,560 --> 00:00:41,920 Speaker 1: is can you bring me some paper? Can you bring 11 00:00:42,040 --> 00:00:45,280 Speaker 1: me some paper? We've all done it. Everybody on this 12 00:00:45,320 --> 00:00:47,480 Speaker 1: show has done it. Everyone has screamed out that though. 13 00:00:48,120 --> 00:00:52,879 Speaker 1: Can you bring me some for yourself? Oh no, no, no, no, 14 00:00:53,000 --> 00:00:57,240 Speaker 1: everyone has done hit. Can you bring me? Now? How 15 00:00:57,240 --> 00:00:59,680 Speaker 1: long you sat there? You probably don't want to express that, 16 00:00:59,720 --> 00:01:03,760 Speaker 1: but everyone is done. Can you bring me? Are you 17 00:01:03,760 --> 00:01:09,800 Speaker 1: so serious about it? By some paper? Hey, nobody home, 18 00:01:12,640 --> 00:01:18,760 Speaker 1: that's me, that is me. You gotta make a decision now. 19 00:01:20,400 --> 00:01:26,960 Speaker 1: I'm waiting on maintenance to knock on the door. Maintenance. Yeah, 20 00:01:26,959 --> 00:01:28,679 Speaker 1: they got a key to your pup and they come in. 21 00:01:28,800 --> 00:01:30,840 Speaker 1: I said, hey, man, just gonna stop right there. Just 22 00:01:30,959 --> 00:01:33,880 Speaker 1: toss that in here. You know how numb your legs 23 00:01:33,920 --> 00:01:38,080 Speaker 1: are waiting on maintenance? Can you bring me some paper? 24 00:01:38,120 --> 00:01:42,920 Speaker 1: Let's go? Cat Dom. Hello, Hello, I'm trying to Charles. 25 00:01:42,920 --> 00:01:47,760 Speaker 1: I'm looking for Charles. Yeah. This Charlotte, This Una, This Charlotte. 26 00:01:48,080 --> 00:01:52,040 Speaker 1: How can I help you? Hey, listen, I'm I'm with 27 00:01:52,160 --> 00:01:55,520 Speaker 1: my speaking with I'm sorry this scotty man. I'm I'm 28 00:01:55,600 --> 00:01:59,760 Speaker 1: out sitting for reader. See y'all okay, yeah, yeah, she 29 00:02:00,080 --> 00:02:02,200 Speaker 1: mean she was going outtown. What can I do for you? Brother? 30 00:02:02,960 --> 00:02:04,520 Speaker 1: I caught y'all down on the way. Man. Yeah, I'm 31 00:02:04,560 --> 00:02:07,320 Speaker 1: in the house. Both our houses, yeah, I think let's 32 00:02:07,360 --> 00:02:11,799 Speaker 1: see yeah, we're four houses down. Okay. Now, she loved 33 00:02:11,840 --> 00:02:14,040 Speaker 1: me a number man, love me, y'all know me? And 34 00:02:14,040 --> 00:02:16,280 Speaker 1: then she loved miss Darks. No, I try to call 35 00:02:16,360 --> 00:02:18,600 Speaker 1: miss Darks, but then nobody answer the phone. Yeah. She 36 00:02:18,720 --> 00:02:21,280 Speaker 1: normally in church around this time. Real said she was 37 00:02:21,320 --> 00:02:23,639 Speaker 1: gonna be gone for a minute. So you say you're 38 00:02:23,680 --> 00:02:26,000 Speaker 1: doing there right right right there? She told me if 39 00:02:26,000 --> 00:02:27,880 Speaker 1: I got into emergency anything, that I could reach out 40 00:02:27,880 --> 00:02:31,359 Speaker 1: to y'all and call y'all right, right right, okay, are 41 00:02:31,400 --> 00:02:34,120 Speaker 1: you are you busy right now? Man? Well, actually, I'm 42 00:02:34,160 --> 00:02:36,679 Speaker 1: in the middle of cooking my wife from dinner and 43 00:02:36,840 --> 00:02:39,560 Speaker 1: uh got some meat on the grid. But other than that, 44 00:02:40,160 --> 00:02:42,760 Speaker 1: you know, okay, I mean you you you are you 45 00:02:42,800 --> 00:02:44,840 Speaker 1: able to help me out with something right quick? Or 46 00:02:45,080 --> 00:02:47,440 Speaker 1: you got you got time for that? Well? Like I said, 47 00:02:47,440 --> 00:02:49,000 Speaker 1: I'm in the middle of cooking. If there's something I 48 00:02:49,040 --> 00:02:51,080 Speaker 1: can help you with, I you know, I don't mind 49 00:02:51,560 --> 00:02:54,760 Speaker 1: coming down there and and uh showing you doing whatever 50 00:02:54,760 --> 00:02:57,320 Speaker 1: it is that we need to do. Okay, Charlie, would 51 00:02:57,320 --> 00:03:01,960 Speaker 1: you help to have any paper? Man? Any paper? Yeah? 52 00:03:02,000 --> 00:03:04,400 Speaker 1: I think I got some newspaper. What you're trying to 53 00:03:04,520 --> 00:03:06,240 Speaker 1: no no, no, no, no, no, no, no news. But 54 00:03:06,400 --> 00:03:10,400 Speaker 1: let mean some paper. You have some paper with notebook paper? No? 55 00:03:10,800 --> 00:03:14,320 Speaker 1: See man, listen, Like I said, my name is Scotty Man. 56 00:03:14,320 --> 00:03:15,959 Speaker 1: I know you don't know, man, I didn't got myself 57 00:03:15,960 --> 00:03:18,040 Speaker 1: in a little situation here down here read the house, man, 58 00:03:18,680 --> 00:03:23,120 Speaker 1: and I I didn't. Man, I'm in a situation. I 59 00:03:23,200 --> 00:03:28,160 Speaker 1: actually and in the bathroom man, and it ain't no 60 00:03:28,240 --> 00:03:32,520 Speaker 1: paper in here. Dog. So you're saying you want me 61 00:03:33,200 --> 00:03:35,800 Speaker 1: to bring you some toilet papers. I mean, if you're 62 00:03:35,840 --> 00:03:38,040 Speaker 1: on mind, I'm sitting here. My legs an't got none. 63 00:03:38,120 --> 00:03:41,360 Speaker 1: My my can feel my my whole little body. Man 64 00:03:41,480 --> 00:03:43,960 Speaker 1: from butt down, I can't feel nothing in my feet, everything, 65 00:03:43,960 --> 00:03:47,960 Speaker 1: and went to sleep on him. Hold up, bab this 66 00:03:48,160 --> 00:03:50,480 Speaker 1: dude down here at read the house saying he wants 67 00:03:50,520 --> 00:03:53,160 Speaker 1: me to bring his paper because he didn't got no 68 00:03:53,720 --> 00:03:55,920 Speaker 1: sitting on the truck. Man. Look at here, bro, I'm 69 00:03:55,960 --> 00:03:58,280 Speaker 1: in the middle of cooking. I wish I could help you, 70 00:03:58,360 --> 00:04:00,520 Speaker 1: but you know, I mean, I can't tell you about 71 00:04:00,520 --> 00:04:02,640 Speaker 1: four hours the doctor. You should run down here right quickly. 72 00:04:02,640 --> 00:04:04,640 Speaker 1: I'm at the back door. I have to say. Man, 73 00:04:04,640 --> 00:04:07,240 Speaker 1: I understand all that you're saying, but like I said, 74 00:04:07,240 --> 00:04:09,080 Speaker 1: I'm in the middle of cooking for my wife. We're 75 00:04:09,120 --> 00:04:11,760 Speaker 1: having a little special occasion because our kids and stuff going, 76 00:04:11,840 --> 00:04:14,120 Speaker 1: and I can't leave her like that just to come 77 00:04:14,200 --> 00:04:16,560 Speaker 1: bring you know, taper. Now, what I can't tell you 78 00:04:16,600 --> 00:04:18,839 Speaker 1: to do is if Rieda got one of them tis 79 00:04:19,000 --> 00:04:22,760 Speaker 1: or something. Town Man, I'm not using nobody town like. 80 00:04:22,800 --> 00:04:26,000 Speaker 1: That's disrespectful. Man. Okay, hey, but lower your voice. Man. 81 00:04:26,040 --> 00:04:28,880 Speaker 1: You called me to help you, and you acting like 82 00:04:29,200 --> 00:04:35,840 Speaker 1: I caused you to not have no Guy, all I'm 83 00:04:35,880 --> 00:04:37,680 Speaker 1: asking for just and they're gonna take no more but 84 00:04:37,680 --> 00:04:39,359 Speaker 1: two or three minute, run down here right quick and 85 00:04:39,360 --> 00:04:40,960 Speaker 1: bringing the paper man, and then you get on back 86 00:04:40,960 --> 00:04:43,120 Speaker 1: to your dumb well what you were saying, like what 87 00:04:43,160 --> 00:04:45,320 Speaker 1: you need to do? But you said you had emergency. 88 00:04:45,320 --> 00:04:48,000 Speaker 1: I thought the house or the dogs had got out 89 00:04:48,000 --> 00:04:51,200 Speaker 1: of you had locked yourself out the house. But I'm 90 00:04:51,200 --> 00:04:53,400 Speaker 1: not gonna come down and bring you know payer, because 91 00:04:53,400 --> 00:04:57,000 Speaker 1: that don't sound like emergencies. That's not like some personal Furthermore, 92 00:04:57,320 --> 00:05:00,040 Speaker 1: you're in the bathroom, just jump tout your clones in 93 00:05:00,080 --> 00:05:03,039 Speaker 1: the shower like so, I'm not going a dog. That's 94 00:05:03,080 --> 00:05:04,880 Speaker 1: like I said, I'm norm right now, man, I need 95 00:05:04,920 --> 00:05:06,600 Speaker 1: some help. Is over So you want me to come 96 00:05:06,640 --> 00:05:09,680 Speaker 1: down and bring you some toilet papers and pick your number? 97 00:05:10,080 --> 00:05:12,279 Speaker 1: You can't get up out the tilt. If I want 98 00:05:12,320 --> 00:05:15,200 Speaker 1: to help you, then that's why I'm trying to tell 99 00:05:15,240 --> 00:05:18,560 Speaker 1: you I'm in an emergency. Man. Okay, Well that like 100 00:05:18,600 --> 00:05:20,960 Speaker 1: I said, Man, that don't sound like emerging. Like a 101 00:05:20,960 --> 00:05:24,960 Speaker 1: little quick fix to get your drawings and white your 102 00:05:25,040 --> 00:05:27,640 Speaker 1: drawn to them. Ware, go get you some moth. I mean, 103 00:05:27,720 --> 00:05:30,160 Speaker 1: I'm not saying the walk full houses down there to 104 00:05:30,279 --> 00:05:32,960 Speaker 1: bring you some tilet papers. Your legs now, I'm high. 105 00:05:33,000 --> 00:05:35,240 Speaker 1: How are you gonna get up and over there. The 106 00:05:35,320 --> 00:05:37,320 Speaker 1: backdoor is open. All you gotta do is come in 107 00:05:37,400 --> 00:05:40,039 Speaker 1: here and reaching here and pass me a roll of paper. Man, 108 00:05:40,080 --> 00:05:42,000 Speaker 1: That's all I'm asking you to do. Mr Charlotte, I 109 00:05:42,040 --> 00:05:44,480 Speaker 1: understand that. But I'm not gonna come down and bring 110 00:05:44,560 --> 00:05:46,960 Speaker 1: you the paper. I'm not going to bring you bring 111 00:05:47,040 --> 00:05:51,400 Speaker 1: me some paper down here, man, Don't you know? Man? Say? Man? 112 00:05:51,520 --> 00:05:53,880 Speaker 1: Who the hell you? Thank you? Higling that you need me? 113 00:05:53,960 --> 00:05:56,000 Speaker 1: I don't need you. What won't you do something? Man? 114 00:05:56,080 --> 00:05:58,560 Speaker 1: You'll see I'm sitting in a situation. The reader left 115 00:05:58,640 --> 00:06:00,560 Speaker 1: y'all number that y'all help me while I'm down to 116 00:06:00,600 --> 00:06:03,880 Speaker 1: your house watching man. Just she's crazy. Baby, Man, what 117 00:06:04,320 --> 00:06:06,400 Speaker 1: wrot you? You're gonna call me asking me to bring 118 00:06:06,440 --> 00:06:09,120 Speaker 1: you some new paper. I told you that. I was 119 00:06:09,160 --> 00:06:11,240 Speaker 1: in the middle of fixing me and my wife from 120 00:06:11,240 --> 00:06:14,400 Speaker 1: dinner and you come calling me talking about some paper. Man. 121 00:06:14,600 --> 00:06:16,960 Speaker 1: I don't want to hear. No, I know, and I 122 00:06:17,000 --> 00:06:24,080 Speaker 1: ain't coming down and to bring you know paper. Man. Hello, childe, 123 00:06:24,080 --> 00:06:26,400 Speaker 1: you're gonna bring this paper? Man? Man, Look like I 124 00:06:26,520 --> 00:06:28,040 Speaker 1: told you before, I aint going to bring you know 125 00:06:28,480 --> 00:06:30,960 Speaker 1: paper down there. We don't wait no on this street 126 00:06:31,080 --> 00:06:32,800 Speaker 1: like old on man. I can't just you can't to 127 00:06:32,880 --> 00:06:34,760 Speaker 1: leave me here and I'm numb like this, but not 128 00:06:34,880 --> 00:06:37,880 Speaker 1: to come bring no wrong man, no toilet paper because 129 00:06:37,920 --> 00:06:40,560 Speaker 1: he is responsible when he going into the restroom. That 130 00:06:40,640 --> 00:06:42,880 Speaker 1: sounds like a presonal problem. You YouTube wrong for that. 131 00:06:43,560 --> 00:06:44,920 Speaker 1: This is to send your wat it though. This is 132 00:06:44,960 --> 00:06:48,120 Speaker 1: an emergency man. Man, that don't sal in the urgency. 133 00:06:48,160 --> 00:06:50,920 Speaker 1: That sounds like a personal problem that you've got going on. 134 00:06:51,400 --> 00:06:53,800 Speaker 1: I want to get off of hire man, you know 135 00:06:54,320 --> 00:06:57,039 Speaker 1: me off with. I don't give them about you being 136 00:06:57,600 --> 00:06:59,640 Speaker 1: man not a fact. As soon as you get your 137 00:07:00,040 --> 00:07:02,240 Speaker 1: toop out of there, you so that you come on 138 00:07:02,400 --> 00:07:05,400 Speaker 1: dying here. I'm coming down. I'm coming down there the 139 00:07:05,480 --> 00:07:07,880 Speaker 1: way I am just like this hell and I'm a 140 00:07:08,000 --> 00:07:12,440 Speaker 1: whoop for not helping me. While I'm gonna situate. I 141 00:07:12,560 --> 00:07:14,200 Speaker 1: got one more thing I need to say to you 142 00:07:14,280 --> 00:07:16,760 Speaker 1: that I'm gonna do, is you're listening, bring your tone. 143 00:07:16,800 --> 00:07:19,040 Speaker 1: I got some snake skin shoes and fit right up, 144 00:07:19,440 --> 00:07:22,120 Speaker 1: clean up on it. I got one more thing, is 145 00:07:22,240 --> 00:07:25,440 Speaker 1: you listening? Man? What man like I said? What you 146 00:07:25,520 --> 00:07:27,880 Speaker 1: got to say? Man? That's his nephew Tommy from the 147 00:07:27,920 --> 00:07:30,720 Speaker 1: Steve Harvey Morning Show. You just got pranked by your 148 00:07:30,840 --> 00:07:37,920 Speaker 1: neighbor reader ain't kept from the radio stations? Is this 149 00:07:38,080 --> 00:07:44,200 Speaker 1: coming from the Steve Harvey Morning Show. I'm ana whoop reading? 150 00:07:44,880 --> 00:07:48,520 Speaker 1: Got you toling? Mom? Man? You had meso have come 151 00:07:48,560 --> 00:07:52,040 Speaker 1: down there, man and bow down, and you better be glad. 152 00:07:52,120 --> 00:07:57,720 Speaker 1: I'm eating. I can't leave it. Hey man, I gotta 153 00:07:57,720 --> 00:07:59,920 Speaker 1: ask you, man, one more thing. What is what is 154 00:08:00,080 --> 00:08:02,840 Speaker 1: the baddest I'm talking about the baddest radio showing the 155 00:08:02,960 --> 00:08:06,440 Speaker 1: lad the Steve Harvard Show. Y'all played practical joke. So 156 00:08:06,680 --> 00:08:12,800 Speaker 1: folks man, please please can you bring me some paper? Please? 157 00:08:14,080 --> 00:08:20,640 Speaker 1: How much everybody feel good about it? Don't you? Hello? 158 00:08:22,240 --> 00:08:26,840 Speaker 1: Way too much? I'm just you know, he down the street. 159 00:08:26,880 --> 00:08:29,360 Speaker 1: But come on, come on, I need some paper though, 160 00:08:30,480 --> 00:08:38,400 Speaker 1: couple of brother Yeah, okay, nobody wants to really what 161 00:08:38,600 --> 00:08:41,480 Speaker 1: you wanted to say? You don't want to share your 162 00:08:41,600 --> 00:08:47,160 Speaker 1: time that you sat there and you want to share yours? No, no, no, 163 00:08:47,280 --> 00:08:49,600 Speaker 1: I'm gonna going on say I'm I'm gonna gonna say 164 00:08:49,600 --> 00:08:53,640 Speaker 1: I'm at chuckles tonight here and uh Jackson, Mississippi. That's 165 00:08:53,679 --> 00:08:55,160 Speaker 1: all I'm gonna say. I'm not gonna share that. A 166 00:08:55,240 --> 00:08:59,599 Speaker 1: matter of fact, Jackson, bring me some paper now that 167 00:08:59,679 --> 00:09:03,199 Speaker 1: ain't Jackson come to the show? How about that to 168 00:09:03,360 --> 00:09:07,760 Speaker 1: tonight to Saturday, to Sunday. Nephews in town Chuckles, Comedy Club. Yea, yea, 169 00:09:08,760 --> 00:09:12,360 Speaker 1: all right, thinking nephew Coming up next Strawberry Letters, subject 170 00:09:12,440 --> 00:09:15,120 Speaker 1: my three way love affair. We'll get into it right 171 00:09:15,160 --> 00:09:18,920 Speaker 1: after this. You're listening to the Stave Harvey Morning Show.