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Speaker 1: Jubils dirty little Secret. It's sign for your dirty little secret. Remember,

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Speaker 1: if you have a dirty little secret, all you have

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Speaker 1: to do is text us four one O six one,

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Speaker 1: tell us you have one, and then we'll hit you

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Speaker 1: back and go, hey, you want to tell it on

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Speaker 1: the radios. And then you'll be like, yeah, I do,

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Speaker 1: but I don't want people to know my real name.

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Speaker 1: And then we'll be like, that's cool, dude. We'll give

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Speaker 1: you a fake nickname so you could say whatever you want.

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Speaker 1: That's why I already stays anonymous, and everybody gets a

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Speaker 1: fake anonymous nickname. And on the phone right now to

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Speaker 1: tell us a dirty little secret is the purple teletubby.

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Speaker 1: Oh it's purple teletubby. How are you that show? I'm good.

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Speaker 1: I could use that little smile things because my dirty

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Speaker 1: little secret's a little frustrating, really a little frustrating. Why

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Speaker 1: is it frustrating? Well, I'm kind of frustrated, I mean,

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Speaker 1: but I'm also kind of excited, and I'm nervous and

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Speaker 1: I'm scared. It's just in the big day, you know,

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Speaker 1: today's today. Wait, todayday. Yeah, a lot going on with

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Speaker 1: your dear little secret. There. Frustrated, nervous, excited. Yeah, it

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Speaker 1: sounds like mal emotions. Yeah, what's going on, buddy? What's

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Speaker 1: the day I am? I am a ball of emotions.

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Speaker 1: I'm breaking up with my girlfriend today. Oh oh why, Yeah,

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Speaker 1: that's the problem. I feel bad. It's just like we're

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Speaker 1: not compatible anymore. Like it's a kind of gizzled out. Wow.

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Speaker 1: Do you do you think she has any idea that

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Speaker 1: it's coming. No? I don't think so that's why I'm

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Speaker 1: so nervous. Do you guys live together or how long

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Speaker 1: have you guys been together? Actually about a year and

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Speaker 1: a half. Okay, and you said no, you don't live together,

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Speaker 1: so that makes it easier. Yeah, and she's not. Probably

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Speaker 1: she was planning to move in, and that's kind of

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Speaker 1: a problem. Okay, Well, good for you for cutting it

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Speaker 1: off before it got further. And then you have to

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Speaker 1: do it later when you already know you know it

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Speaker 1: would suck. What if she's planning to propose today? Sure,

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Speaker 1: she calls in with a dirty little secret later and

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Speaker 1: she's like, I'm proposing to my boyfriend and later today

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Speaker 1: it's not really Uh, I mean that's that's kind of

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Speaker 1: a sweet secret. Yeah, so you're breaking up with your

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Speaker 1: girlfriend today? She has no Are you sure she has

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Speaker 1: no idea? Because most of time you think the relationship

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Speaker 1: has gotten to a point where both people kind of

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Speaker 1: know that some but he could break up at any moment. Yeah, um,

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Speaker 1: but you don't feel like it's there. It's gonna be

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Speaker 1: She's gonna be completely shocked. No, that's the problem. Like

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Speaker 1: a month ago, she's the one to suggest it moving

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Speaker 1: in and so like she's totally on board with this,

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Speaker 1: and you now I know I'm not. Wow, Well good luck. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: I wish you the best. I've not been play playing

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Speaker 1: it over in your head over and over again, trying

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Speaker 1: to figure you know, the speech that you're gonna give her,

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Speaker 1: or what you're gonna say. Oh yeah, I mean I've

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Speaker 1: gone over at my head time and time again. I

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Speaker 1: know what I want to say, it's just hard to

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Speaker 1: actually say, you know. Yeah, Well, can you give us

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Speaker 1: a taste. We'll let you do a dry run through

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Speaker 1: right now. You want to practice on Alex, No, No,

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Speaker 1: don't do it. I want to hear it. I want

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Speaker 1: to hear it. It'll help you. It'll help you run

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Speaker 1: through it one time. So okay, all right, give me

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Speaker 1: your best shot. I just don't Okay, it's already bad.

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Speaker 1: It's already it's already bad. I know. But I mean

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Speaker 1: you didn't even say hey, Like you weren't even soft

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Speaker 1: at all. It's like, Alex, we need to talk. Yes,

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Speaker 1: hey babe, hey, sit down for us. That can't, you know,

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Speaker 1: none of that can. Maybe maybe you should start it

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Speaker 1: like that. See this is good that you're running through

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Speaker 1: it now. No, but I talked to her friend and

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Speaker 1: he said, don't call her babe. He's like, don't say

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Speaker 1: any pet names, don't say anything. Just get to it,

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Speaker 1: like ripping off. That's a bad friend. It is ripping

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Speaker 1: off a band aid. You don't need to call her babe.

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Speaker 1: That's true. Actually, don't do that. No, No, just call

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Speaker 1: her by her first name. We won't ask what it is.

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Speaker 1: It's a little secret. So she's like, if her name's

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Speaker 1: like Claire, but like hey Claire, yeah, and then she'll

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Speaker 1: know what's up already. And she's like, oh, he's breaking

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Speaker 1: up with me, So I really should say hey, Claire,

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Speaker 1: we should talk, Like if before I say it, I mean,

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Speaker 1: don't say her name, say her name, you know, if

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Speaker 1: her name is not Claire. No, I'm not going to

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Speaker 1: say her real name. No, No, I know, I'm saying,

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Speaker 1: when you talk to her, say her real name. Is

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Speaker 1: I'm saying, when you talk to her, say her real name,

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Speaker 1: don't say Claire. Yes, we're giving I know. I was

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Speaker 1: just making a joke. Were for the example, if I

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Speaker 1: call her Claire, maybe she'll think I'm dating somebody else,

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Speaker 1: and that's what you can do. But yes, call her

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Speaker 1: by her name. So give us a tast of it

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Speaker 1: real quick. Okay, Hey, I don't think this is working out,

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Speaker 1: and I think we should maybe take a break. Nope, Nope,

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Speaker 1: that wasn't good. You can't stay take a break because

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Speaker 1: you're not planning on getting back with her. So hey,

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Speaker 1: I am just not in love with you anymore and

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Speaker 1: I'm not feeling it, and I just think that it

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Speaker 1: would be best for both of us to move on

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Speaker 1: before it gets any further and waste people's time. So

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Speaker 1: I mean, I'll always you know, adore you and love you,

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Speaker 1: and I hope you're the best. You'll always have a

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Speaker 1: special place in my heart. But so just repeat that

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Speaker 1: and you should be good. Yep, I'm writing it down,

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Speaker 1: and if that doesn't work, just tell her you started

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Speaker 1: dating someone named Claire. What's your dirty little secret,