WEBVTT - The Fifth Hour: Mr. Bill "Tag-O-volley-aww" 0:00:00.680 --> 0:00:01.440 Kubbooms. 0:00:02.279 --> 0:00:05.360 If you thought four hours a day, twelve hundred minutes 0:00:05.400 --> 0:00:09.160 a week was enough, think again. He's the last remnants 0:00:09.200 --> 0:00:12.480 of the old Republic, a soul fashion of fairness. He 0:00:12.560 --> 0:00:15.480 treats crackheads in the ghetto gutter the same as the 0:00:15.600 --> 0:00:17.480 rich pill poppers in the penthouse. 0:00:18.040 --> 0:00:18.400 Wow. 0:00:18.560 --> 0:00:22.320 The Clearinghouse of Hot takes break free for something special. 0:00:22.640 --> 0:00:28.520 The Fifth Hour with Ben Maller starts right now. 0:00:28.960 --> 0:00:31.560 In the air everywhere. 0:00:31.800 --> 0:00:34.760 The Fifth Hour with Me, Ben Mahler and Danny g 0:00:35.040 --> 0:00:37.599 Radio A Happy Saturday to you. 0:00:38.440 --> 0:00:40.159 What are we at the second day of August? 0:00:40.280 --> 0:00:43.559 Now the second day of August, and I've made an 0:00:43.680 --> 0:00:47.640 editorial decision that I do not want to talk about 0:00:47.680 --> 0:00:48.680 Micah Parsons. 0:00:49.280 --> 0:00:49.640 Danny. 0:00:49.680 --> 0:00:52.360 I was debating. I was like, I could come in here. 0:00:52.920 --> 0:00:56.320 Parsons yesterday asked for a trade, and I was like, 0:00:56.440 --> 0:00:58.680 this is still going to be a story when I 0:00:58.720 --> 0:01:02.480 get back into the the main studio on Sunday night 0:01:02.520 --> 0:01:05.920 for the overnight show. So I don't need to talk 0:01:05.959 --> 0:01:08.680 about Michah Parson's demanding a trade. This is all like, 0:01:08.760 --> 0:01:12.000 this is the standard playbook, Danny, because the day before 0:01:13.000 --> 0:01:15.120 McLaurin asked for a trade. This is what you do 0:01:15.280 --> 0:01:17.800 during training camp. If you don't get a contract, you 0:01:17.840 --> 0:01:19.200 ask for a trade. So I'm not gonna ran it 0:01:19.319 --> 0:01:21.920 about that, Okay, I don't. That's gonna be a story 0:01:21.959 --> 0:01:25.280 for another month. Right, at least I would. 0:01:25.080 --> 0:01:28.800 Think, thank God, because I could not hide. Every channel 0:01:28.840 --> 0:01:32.400 I turned on it said breaking news, and the breaking 0:01:32.480 --> 0:01:35.240 news banner on the screen was there all day long. 0:01:35.959 --> 0:01:37.920 Oh yeah, I mean this is they got their pants down. 0:01:37.920 --> 0:01:38.560 At ESPN. 0:01:38.600 --> 0:01:40.520 You get to talk about Micah Parsons all day and 0:01:40.560 --> 0:01:42.600 the Cowboys my god. But so we're not going to 0:01:42.680 --> 0:01:45.720 do that here, and that you don't tune in to 0:01:45.800 --> 0:01:48.640 the Fifth Hour podcast for that kind of stuff. Now, 0:01:48.640 --> 0:01:52.000 occasionally we do go sporty. We call that Danny working 0:01:52.080 --> 0:01:54.440 Blue when we do sporty. So on this one, though, 0:01:54.440 --> 0:01:58.120 we've got the Southwest is calling, so you think you're 0:01:58.120 --> 0:02:01.920 better than us? The Cinema group text, and if we 0:02:01.960 --> 0:02:04.480 have time, we'll get to the slipping slide. But I 0:02:04.520 --> 0:02:09.480 wanted to start with this, so you want to get away? Yeah, 0:02:09.680 --> 0:02:11.720 I would like to get away. So I'm gonna begin 0:02:11.800 --> 0:02:14.320 the Saturday pod here with what I like to call 0:02:14.400 --> 0:02:19.240 corrections and retractions, the old slip of the tongue. So 0:02:19.280 --> 0:02:21.360 I was trying to do the right thing. I was 0:02:21.400 --> 0:02:24.040 trying to stick the landing. I had this in my 0:02:24.120 --> 0:02:27.560 head planned out from earlier in the week. I thought 0:02:27.639 --> 0:02:30.000 I'd come in here to the podcast studio. I would 0:02:30.000 --> 0:02:35.880 have just a clean, small podcast farewell, a dignified goodbye 0:02:36.639 --> 0:02:41.720 to the television dreamscape that lasted a couple of NFL seasons. 0:02:41.800 --> 0:02:45.200 Benny Versus the Penny, which was born in the shadows 0:02:45.200 --> 0:02:50.160 of weekend overnight sports radio, raised in obscurity of week 0:02:50.560 --> 0:02:54.320 day overnight sports radio, and then somehow ended up airing 0:02:54.360 --> 0:03:00.119 on national cable television via NBC, the National Broadcast Company, 0:03:00.400 --> 0:03:01.440 and then. 0:03:03.280 --> 0:03:06.000 Thud because I had a. 0:03:05.960 --> 0:03:11.280 Moment when I woke up Danny, where I realized I 0:03:11.440 --> 0:03:16.560 had made a major boo boo and there was nothing 0:03:16.639 --> 0:03:20.359 I could do. And it was one of you ever 0:03:20.400 --> 0:03:21.960 had that happen when you wake up You're like, I 0:03:22.000 --> 0:03:23.640 think I f something up. 0:03:24.400 --> 0:03:26.560 And oh my god. 0:03:27.240 --> 0:03:29.920 Yeah, I'll wake up in a cold sweat some weekend 0:03:30.080 --> 0:03:32.200 days where I'm taking a nap because I'm like, oh shit, 0:03:32.280 --> 0:03:33.519 did the podcast fire? 0:03:34.160 --> 0:03:36.560 Oh yeah, so you understand. 0:03:36.640 --> 0:03:42.240 So, So midway through yesterday's pod, the Goodbye episode as 0:03:42.280 --> 0:03:45.840 we were lowering the casket of Cable TV Bennie versus 0:03:45.840 --> 0:03:49.040 the penny into for now and who knows what the 0:03:49.040 --> 0:03:49.680 future holes. 0:03:49.680 --> 0:03:50.640 It could come back. 0:03:50.440 --> 0:03:52.320 From the dead and rise from the dead like the 0:03:52.360 --> 0:03:54.720 phoenix from the ashes, but for now it's dead. So 0:03:54.800 --> 0:03:58.560 we were lowering the casket of Cable TV Benni versus 0:03:58.560 --> 0:04:01.680 the Penny into its final resting place. And I committed 0:04:01.680 --> 0:04:06.200 a felony, a blown on air crime against humanity. Danny, 0:04:06.560 --> 0:04:10.960 no good deed goes unpunished, So I didn't realize this 0:04:11.080 --> 0:04:13.760 till I woke up. So I ended up somehow Danny 0:04:13.760 --> 0:04:18.560 butchering the name of my friend, my guy, the very 0:04:18.760 --> 0:04:24.760 NBA NBA, the very NBC executive who made it all happen, 0:04:24.839 --> 0:04:28.960 who cracked the door open, who gave a fat gas 0:04:28.960 --> 0:04:30.640 bag with a dream of shot. 0:04:31.040 --> 0:04:37.719 Wow. Uh yeah, First President Trump watches tua's name I saw, 0:04:37.800 --> 0:04:38.800 and then you do this. 0:04:39.600 --> 0:04:39.960 Yeah. 0:04:40.000 --> 0:04:43.880 So his name is is Bill Bridgten, not Brighton uh 0:04:44.560 --> 0:04:48.120 or whatever I called the bright but whatever sleepy name 0:04:48.200 --> 0:04:51.880 rolled off my tongue before my brain clocked out. So 0:04:53.440 --> 0:04:58.159 a big apology to Bill Bridge and a good man, 0:04:58.360 --> 0:05:02.120 a powerful player in televisi, a mensh someone that's been 0:05:02.160 --> 0:05:03.760 a big champion of mine. 0:05:03.800 --> 0:05:05.839 And what do I do to repay him? Danny? 0:05:06.440 --> 0:05:10.279 Uh I had him a slap on the way out 0:05:10.279 --> 0:05:10.719 the door. 0:05:11.240 --> 0:05:16.000 Oh man, I think you should say his name five 0:05:16.080 --> 0:05:16.920 times in a row. 0:05:17.000 --> 0:05:20.000 Right on this episode, Bill Bridge and Bill Begeton, Big 0:05:20.200 --> 0:05:23.159 Bill Begeton, Bill beidgerin best I putched it Bill Bridgeton. 0:05:23.360 --> 0:05:26.679 But again, that was a show. 0:05:26.800 --> 0:05:30.440 Uh, I love what we just make things worse. 0:05:30.680 --> 0:05:34.920 I know, I know, I was like in my head, 0:05:34.960 --> 0:05:35.839 this was gonna be perfect. 0:05:35.880 --> 0:05:37.760 I was gonna I was gonna dot the I you 0:05:37.800 --> 0:05:40.640 know on the show that I did. We did this 0:05:40.760 --> 0:05:44.479 to you know, obviously wecre these things very early, right 0:05:44.760 --> 0:05:47.880 and most humans are still spooning with pillows, and you know. 0:05:47.760 --> 0:05:49.200 For me, it's the end of my day. 0:05:49.360 --> 0:05:53.039 Normally I'm still a zombie, just because a different kind 0:05:53.040 --> 0:05:57.880 of zombie and uh no lifeline and just foot meet 0:05:58.000 --> 0:06:00.960 mouth and uh so, I I have given myself a 0:06:00.960 --> 0:06:04.880 two minute major Danny for butchering a benefactor. And if 0:06:04.920 --> 0:06:10.039 there is a Hall of Fame for self inflicted PR debacles, 0:06:10.080 --> 0:06:12.039 I think they're gonna get me one of those blazers 0:06:12.040 --> 0:06:12.960 and I can put that on. 0:06:13.040 --> 0:06:14.719 But let me again, be very clear. 0:06:15.960 --> 0:06:18.960 I woke up and realized what I had done, and 0:06:19.320 --> 0:06:20.320 my god, Bill. 0:06:20.680 --> 0:06:23.000 Now, now post mortem, would you like to pay me 0:06:23.120 --> 0:06:26.440 overtime to go into yesterday's episode and fix it? 0:06:27.440 --> 0:06:29.680 Now? That would be, that would be. That would be 0:06:29.680 --> 0:06:31.800 pretty cool. That would be. That would be pretty cool. 0:06:31.960 --> 0:06:33.520 I can do it. I know. 0:06:33.880 --> 0:06:36.240 I Just to be clear, I mean Bill Bridgton, who 0:06:36.240 --> 0:06:37.560 does listen to this podcast. 0:06:38.600 --> 0:06:41.280 You know he did not have to say, He did 0:06:41.279 --> 0:06:43.239 not have to allow me to do the show. 0:06:44.040 --> 0:06:47.640 He greenlit it for two years and you know he 0:06:47.680 --> 0:06:50.239 could have swiped left and all that stuff. 0:06:50.279 --> 0:06:54.440 So again, okay, I need I need a take of 0:06:54.480 --> 0:06:57.160 you thanking him the way you did yesterday, and then 0:06:57.200 --> 0:07:00.360 I'll slide it in there and fix it, and anyone 0:07:00.400 --> 0:07:03.640 that listens to that podcast as of today it will 0:07:03.680 --> 0:07:05.160 sound like it never happened. 0:07:05.240 --> 0:07:07.240 But then they'll hear this podcast and they'll be like, well, 0:07:07.240 --> 0:07:10.080 wait a minute, I won't go back and listen to that. 0:07:10.240 --> 0:07:14.200 But but anyway, again, thank you, Bill. You believed in 0:07:14.480 --> 0:07:17.640 Benny versus the penny, You backed us. You let a 0:07:17.880 --> 0:07:22.320 niche gambling show with a corny name make its way 0:07:22.360 --> 0:07:25.040 on you know, cable network, and that is. 0:07:25.040 --> 0:07:27.160 Really it, And I almost feel like this is better 0:07:27.200 --> 0:07:31.560 because instead of just his name being thanked in passing yesterday, 0:07:31.600 --> 0:07:33.920 he got five minutes on the podcast today. 0:07:34.040 --> 0:07:35.040 Yeah yeah, yeah yeah. 0:07:35.120 --> 0:07:38.400 So you know, of course, like the klutz, I am 0:07:38.680 --> 0:07:42.000 in that farewell moment, you know, the chance to tip 0:07:42.040 --> 0:07:44.800 the cap and to raise the glass and pour one 0:07:44.800 --> 0:07:48.240 out and you know, offer this heartfelt thank you to 0:07:48.400 --> 0:07:56.520 a tag O volli ya. He said it like he 0:07:56.600 --> 0:07:58.560 was very confident that he was getting it right. I 0:07:58.560 --> 0:07:59.680 mean he didn't pause a little bit bit. 0:08:00.000 --> 0:08:02.000 Ants was standing off to the side and he was 0:08:02.040 --> 0:08:03.200 trying not to crack up. 0:08:05.200 --> 0:08:06.480 Tag oh volley. 0:08:06.600 --> 0:08:06.720 Ah. 0:08:07.840 --> 0:08:08.480 That was great. 0:08:08.600 --> 0:08:12.520 So but unlike the president, I am, I am going 0:08:12.560 --> 0:08:13.960 full Southwest Airlines here. 0:08:14.000 --> 0:08:18.240 I want to get away clearly that I'm living the commercial. 0:08:18.680 --> 0:08:20.480 If I had when I woke up, if there had 0:08:20.480 --> 0:08:23.000 been a trap door under the bed, I would have 0:08:23.080 --> 0:08:26.560 pulled the lever on myself and fallen into whatever it 0:08:26.640 --> 0:08:30.880 was there. So again, sincerely, just to put the ball 0:08:30.920 --> 0:08:33.280 on this part of the podcast, a sincere thank you 0:08:33.400 --> 0:08:37.120 to Bill Bridgden. Uh full accountability on my part, Danny, 0:08:37.800 --> 0:08:40.200 I am again I'm gonna go to the penalty box, 0:08:40.600 --> 0:08:44.920 big l for Loser Scarlett letter l on my I mean, I, 0:08:44.960 --> 0:08:48.559 oh my god, I was like all all afternoon. When 0:08:48.559 --> 0:08:50.560 I woke up yesterday, I was like, Holy you know, 0:08:50.800 --> 0:08:53.280 I can't believe I did that. This is a guy 0:08:53.320 --> 0:08:56.240 that made up radio guy's TV dream come true? And 0:08:56.320 --> 0:09:01.000 how do I repay him? I mentioned his name, Danny, 0:09:01.000 --> 0:09:02.640 I know the man's name. 0:09:02.920 --> 0:09:04.320 And I butchered it. 0:09:04.360 --> 0:09:07.720 So anyway, listen, enough of that, but I just wanted 0:09:07.720 --> 0:09:11.440 to mention that off the top and my again tip 0:09:11.480 --> 0:09:16.080 of the microphone to Bill and slip of the tongue here. 0:09:17.280 --> 0:09:21.160 But I do not think that I am better than him, Danny. 0:09:21.559 --> 0:09:23.880 I don't think I'm better than him. I just you know, 0:09:23.920 --> 0:09:24.520 you know what I'm saying. 0:09:24.600 --> 0:09:27.040 Well, clearly he's doing TV and you're not. 0:09:27.400 --> 0:09:29.640 Yes, TV people are better people. So I've become a 0:09:29.679 --> 0:09:32.200 worse person now that I'm just doing radio and podcasting 0:09:32.240 --> 0:09:32.600 for sure. 0:09:32.679 --> 0:09:38.280 Yeah, you're slumming again. You're back to the slums. I 0:09:38.440 --> 0:09:41.600 just texted you. This is a state that thinks they're 0:09:41.640 --> 0:09:44.600 better than California. Right now. You and I have had 0:09:44.640 --> 0:09:47.920 a lot of fun over the past year making fun 0:09:47.960 --> 0:09:53.480 of the wildlife crossing in Agora Hills, slash Calabasas, California. 0:09:54.240 --> 0:09:57.120 Don't look now, but this thing is going to cover 0:09:57.280 --> 0:10:00.400 six lanes of the I twenty five, is going to 0:10:00.480 --> 0:10:04.760 create thirty nine thousand acres of land. The overpass will 0:10:04.800 --> 0:10:07.640 be two hundred and four feet wide and will cost 0:10:07.880 --> 0:10:11.480 fifteen million dollars. It is going to be the world's 0:10:11.559 --> 0:10:16.560 biggest wildlife crossing bridge, and it's under construction just south 0:10:16.840 --> 0:10:17.400 of Denver. 0:10:18.200 --> 0:10:20.400 Who's paying for it? Do we know? Do we know 0:10:20.520 --> 0:10:20.839 that's fair? 0:10:21.000 --> 0:10:22.960 That's a great question. I guess we're going to have 0:10:23.000 --> 0:10:24.120 to ask AI. 0:10:23.800 --> 0:10:30.320 Here fifteen million dollars to build a bridge for animals 0:10:30.720 --> 0:10:31.160 in common. 0:10:31.280 --> 0:10:34.280 Yeah, we thought it was outrageous that they spent a 0:10:34.320 --> 0:10:38.840 few million here in California. They're spending fifteen million dollars 0:10:38.880 --> 0:10:39.600 in Colorado. 0:10:40.120 --> 0:10:43.360 Well, wasn't the thing allegedly in California out near you 0:10:43.760 --> 0:10:47.439 in the in the valley? Wasn't that privately financed? They 0:10:47.559 --> 0:10:52.560 claimed half of it half it was privately financed. This 0:10:52.600 --> 0:10:55.200 has got to be the new hustle, the new Hey, 0:10:55.800 --> 0:10:58.720 we can take advantage of dumb people who are politicians. 0:10:59.360 --> 0:11:01.440 If you're in the environmental. 0:11:00.880 --> 0:11:03.599 Game, if that's your world, like this has got to 0:11:03.600 --> 0:11:06.640 be like, hey, we can get these bridges built, you know, 0:11:06.840 --> 0:11:09.720 we can get lots of money out of these idiot politicians, 0:11:09.800 --> 0:11:14.520 taxpayer money. So so what a mountain lion can cross 0:11:14.559 --> 0:11:15.640 the highway or whatever? 0:11:15.679 --> 0:11:18.480 And then, my god, the most ironic part of the 0:11:18.520 --> 0:11:21.800 one out here by me is literally when you're going 0:11:21.920 --> 0:11:26.520 underneath that new overpass, there's a big dip in the 0:11:26.559 --> 0:11:30.280 freeway where the where it needs to be fixed. So 0:11:30.320 --> 0:11:33.880 they can't fix the actual damn freeway, but they're spending 0:11:33.880 --> 0:11:37.000 like millions of dollars to put this thing above so 0:11:37.080 --> 0:11:39.880 that some squirrels can run across the top of the freeway. 0:11:39.960 --> 0:11:40.240 Yeah. 0:11:40.360 --> 0:11:45.240 Yeah, here's my question, Danny, So the interstate highway system 0:11:45.320 --> 0:11:48.679 as we know it in America, doesn't that go back to. 0:11:48.679 --> 0:11:50.480 At least the nineteen fifties. 0:11:51.200 --> 0:11:53.360 I believe it goes back to some like the nineteen fifties, 0:11:53.360 --> 0:11:56.160 So yeah, I think it was Dwight Eisenhower. So if 0:11:56.200 --> 0:11:59.880 you go back to the nineteen fifties, that is seventy 0:12:00.200 --> 0:12:03.959 plus years where animals were able to cross the highway, right, 0:12:04.600 --> 0:12:07.680 but now here in twenty twenty five they can't. 0:12:07.920 --> 0:12:10.640 Is that where we are? Are the animals getting stupid? 0:12:10.760 --> 0:12:13.480 Do we have a problem, Danny, where we need to 0:12:13.640 --> 0:12:16.560 educate our animals more. Do you think that's the issue, Danny, 0:12:16.800 --> 0:12:21.680 that rather than spend millions to build an overpass on 0:12:21.760 --> 0:12:23.160 these highways, just. 0:12:23.920 --> 0:12:26.120 Educate the animals so they know where to go. How 0:12:26.120 --> 0:12:26.520 about that? 0:12:27.360 --> 0:12:31.520 Well, some of our country is getting soft. First it's 0:12:31.559 --> 0:12:33.800 not okay to eat them, and now it's not okay 0:12:33.880 --> 0:12:34.960 to hit them with your car. 0:12:35.640 --> 0:12:37.640 Yeah, why don't we just let them move into our homes. 0:12:37.679 --> 0:12:40.040 We'll just let them, you know, we can go out 0:12:40.040 --> 0:12:40.960 and live in the woods. 0:12:41.280 --> 0:12:42.120 And then the animals. 0:12:42.280 --> 0:12:45.400 I have some rats in my garage, so I'm halfway there. 0:12:45.600 --> 0:12:45.840 Yeah. 0:12:45.880 --> 0:12:48.480 I see some raccoons on my way home, wandering around, 0:12:48.559 --> 0:12:53.839 scrummaging for food. I have noticed the animals, As I've 0:12:53.880 --> 0:12:56.960 said this before, but I reminded of it that the 0:12:57.040 --> 0:12:59.920 animals know when trash day is because you always see 0:13:00.320 --> 0:13:02.719 kind of scavenging around that morning when people take their 0:13:02.760 --> 0:13:03.560 trash cans out. 0:13:04.360 --> 0:13:06.559 Uh. He just kind of you know the vibe, man, 0:13:06.640 --> 0:13:07.480 you know when that's going. 0:13:08.280 --> 0:13:10.800 And In other animal related news. 0:13:10.720 --> 0:13:12.760 Animal Thunderdome, when's it starting? Is it starting? 0:13:12.800 --> 0:13:16.880 Let me guess he's going to start October first. Animal Thunderdome, 0:13:17.240 --> 0:13:21.079 Clay Travis, Danny g Radio, iHeartRadio podcasting, the whole. 0:13:20.920 --> 0:13:26.920 Thing insert buzzer here still have not been told to date, 0:13:27.240 --> 0:13:32.000 but play Travis announced that it's going to be starting 0:13:32.160 --> 0:13:37.199 on his OutKick Daily podcast show that he streams, so 0:13:37.240 --> 0:13:39.640 he actually announced it on his show. He didn't give 0:13:39.640 --> 0:13:42.880 a start date, but he announced that it's coming soon, 0:13:43.480 --> 0:13:46.040 and I later that same day got a text from 0:13:46.040 --> 0:13:49.720 our boss, Scott Shapiro saying that he was crossing the 0:13:49.760 --> 0:13:54.319 t's and dotting the eyes to get things finalized, which 0:13:54.360 --> 0:13:57.400 I thought things were being finalized for the past three years. 0:13:57.400 --> 0:14:00.480 But as far as what Clay is saying on his 0:14:01.000 --> 0:14:03.120 OutKick podcast, this thing is a go. 0:14:04.080 --> 0:14:06.120 How many teas and how many eyes are we talking 0:14:06.120 --> 0:14:09.840 about Danny? There's a lot of tea that's like, my god, 0:14:10.400 --> 0:14:12.679 well that's good. Now will it be on iHeart? Is 0:14:12.679 --> 0:14:14.679 he gonna be on Clay's OutKick? Are you gonna become 0:14:14.679 --> 0:14:15.440 an OutKick guy? 0:14:15.480 --> 0:14:18.839 I think that's what they're ironing out right now is 0:14:19.040 --> 0:14:21.000 exactly how it's going to be carried. 0:14:21.520 --> 0:14:24.400 I got you, so I have an idea and I 0:14:24.400 --> 0:14:26.440 think me and you can do this, and you know 0:14:26.480 --> 0:14:28.600 I don't if Clay wants to do it, he can 0:14:28.640 --> 0:14:33.840 do it. You have animal Thunderdome. How about sex toy 0:14:33.960 --> 0:14:37.720 Thunderdome where we can just debate what sex toys are 0:14:37.760 --> 0:14:39.480 thrown on the court at w NBA games. 0:14:39.480 --> 0:14:43.280 How about that, Danny? What do you think sexist? You 0:14:43.320 --> 0:14:46.360 think there's a market for that? You think? What are we? 0:14:46.520 --> 0:14:46.680 Two? 0:14:46.800 --> 0:14:46.960 Now? 0:14:47.000 --> 0:14:52.920 There was another one yesterday, another flying phallus plastic. Yeah. 0:14:52.960 --> 0:14:55.120 The crazy part about that is the way it bounces 0:14:55.200 --> 0:14:55.760 on the court. 0:14:58.520 --> 0:15:02.320 So today is this? Now I'm not on TikTok. I 0:15:02.360 --> 0:15:04.640 don't know if you are. Is it a TikTok challenge now? 0:15:04.680 --> 0:15:06.960 To see who can throw a dildo on the court? 0:15:07.080 --> 0:15:11.200 Is that? I don't know? But that is give me 0:15:11.240 --> 0:15:11.760 a spinoff. 0:15:11.880 --> 0:15:15.440 So anyway, before I forget, I watched and I'm going 0:15:15.520 --> 0:15:20.000 to do a Malor film review brief Malor film review. 0:15:20.040 --> 0:15:22.360 Did you watch Happy Gilmore too? Danny? Have you watched 0:15:22.520 --> 0:15:23.760 a Happy Gilmore? Yeah? 0:15:23.800 --> 0:15:25.920 I did the day it dropped on Netflix. 0:15:26.280 --> 0:15:28.480 Okay, I watched it last week as well. 0:15:28.920 --> 0:15:31.400 And while I admit, listen it is nice to see 0:15:31.440 --> 0:15:36.040 Adam Sandler back with the hockey stick putter. It flashes 0:15:36.080 --> 0:15:38.040 back to my younger days and all that stuff. The 0:15:39.440 --> 0:15:42.360 I don't know how you felt. The sequel felt more 0:15:42.520 --> 0:15:46.680 like it was like a reunion special at a celebrity 0:15:46.800 --> 0:15:47.760 golf tournament. 0:15:48.240 --> 0:15:51.440 It wasn't really a movie. It was more like. 0:15:52.160 --> 0:15:55.240 Got carried away when they were doing the whole Maxi 0:15:55.440 --> 0:15:59.520 golf thing where the surgery had to take place on 0:15:59.600 --> 0:16:03.240 those Axi golf players to where their torque changed with 0:16:03.320 --> 0:16:06.920 their sling. Yeah, and I know, I know it's supposed 0:16:06.960 --> 0:16:10.440 to be a ridiculous movie, but I watched the original 0:16:10.560 --> 0:16:13.640 before I watched the sequel, so I watched them back 0:16:13.680 --> 0:16:17.400 to back so that I could have the original Happy 0:16:17.480 --> 0:16:21.080 Gilmore movie fresh in my mind. And I'm just gonna 0:16:21.080 --> 0:16:23.720 say this, Yeah, you did have to suspend belief a 0:16:23.760 --> 0:16:27.480 little bit, but it wasn't as outlandish and crazy and 0:16:27.640 --> 0:16:29.960 ridiculous as the second one. 0:16:30.160 --> 0:16:32.080 Yeah, I did the same thing, me and the wife. 0:16:32.120 --> 0:16:33.680 We watched the first one and then we were like, 0:16:33.680 --> 0:16:35.880 all we watched the first one, and the next day 0:16:35.920 --> 0:16:38.480 we watched the second one, and again it was like 0:16:38.520 --> 0:16:39.400 a doppelganger. 0:16:39.600 --> 0:16:43.480 But you know, it's com It was just the other thing. 0:16:44.120 --> 0:16:45.960 The storyline aside, because you know, who am I to 0:16:46.200 --> 0:16:49.560 did critique a story in a movie, the Endless Parade 0:16:49.600 --> 0:16:54.120 of cameos and family like it. Yeah, felt like and 0:16:54.160 --> 0:16:57.000 I went, I looked as I knew Sandler's my wife's like, well, 0:16:57.040 --> 0:16:58.160 that's Adam Sandler's daughter. 0:16:58.200 --> 0:16:59.800 I was like, okay. And then but his. 0:16:59.760 --> 0:17:06.240 Wife, Adamson's wife, two daughters, his real life mother, his cousin, 0:17:07.000 --> 0:17:07.960 his brother. 0:17:07.640 --> 0:17:11.400 In law, his mother in law, all had had gigs. 0:17:11.520 --> 0:17:14.440 But oh yeah, emin m Dan Patrick with a bad. 0:17:14.359 --> 0:17:18.359 Mustache, Travis Kelcey as an angry waiter for some reason, 0:17:18.400 --> 0:17:20.840 Reggie Bush was. I didn't even know that until I 0:17:20.880 --> 0:17:23.520 looked back. I don't remember being him being in it. Yeah, 0:17:23.560 --> 0:17:26.320 Stephen a our old morning guys. You said Dan Patrick 0:17:26.359 --> 0:17:29.480 was in it a couple of times. Chris Berman, Jim 0:17:29.560 --> 0:17:35.000 Gray was in there, Guy Fieri remember everywhere you know. 0:17:35.119 --> 0:17:37.920 Then he had the usual like John Lovett's friends there. 0:17:37.960 --> 0:17:41.440 And there were seventy four cameos. 0:17:41.000 --> 0:17:45.240 Seventy Oh my god, all those golfers, they just lined 0:17:45.280 --> 0:17:48.560 them up. Brooks Koepka and Roy McElroy and Fred Couples 0:17:48.600 --> 0:17:49.760 and John Daly. 0:17:49.640 --> 0:17:50.920 Was a big part of the movie. 0:17:51.560 --> 0:17:54.400 And he had former Clipper legend boban Marjanovich. 0:17:54.840 --> 0:17:56.480 He was in there a lot, right, he was. 0:17:56.440 --> 0:18:02.080 The play played Drago, right, yes, yeah, the Sun, the 0:18:02.160 --> 0:18:07.680 Sun the character played by the previous guy. So, I mean, 0:18:07.840 --> 0:18:08.399 you know what it was. 0:18:08.480 --> 0:18:10.760 And that's one thing I don't like about these sequels 0:18:10.760 --> 0:18:13.879 that take forever to come out, is that the storyline 0:18:13.920 --> 0:18:16.800 is always the son of the original characters. 0:18:17.080 --> 0:18:18.760 Well, these other guys are dead, I mean, one of 0:18:18.800 --> 0:18:22.600 the they can't bring them back, Richard Keele died. But 0:18:23.119 --> 0:18:25.440 the movie it must have been one of those things 0:18:25.440 --> 0:18:28.399 where it was like a the cinematic equivalent of a 0:18:28.440 --> 0:18:33.359 group text thread. And somehow somebody at Netflix signed off 0:18:33.359 --> 0:18:36.880 on a sixty million dollar budget, right and uh and 0:18:36.880 --> 0:18:38.320 and say it was like, let me just put all 0:18:38.320 --> 0:18:40.520 my buddies and all my you know, people in here, 0:18:40.560 --> 0:18:41.080 and that's it. 0:18:41.119 --> 0:18:42.680 And he did. 0:18:42.760 --> 0:18:46.320 I mean, it just felt it felt like I feel 0:18:46.359 --> 0:18:48.639 after I eat a chicken palm bloated, you know, just 0:18:48.640 --> 0:18:49.600 a it was. 0:18:49.640 --> 0:18:50.360 It was bloated. 0:18:50.400 --> 0:18:53.760 And uh, you mentioned the first Happy Gilmore, which I 0:18:53.760 --> 0:18:57.360 also watched, and it was absurd and all that stuff, 0:18:57.440 --> 0:19:00.399 and just this one, as you said, Danny, it just 0:19:01.440 --> 0:19:02.400 is I guess. 0:19:02.240 --> 0:19:04.720 Maybe we're older. Could that be we're older? You know 0:19:05.040 --> 0:19:06.680 they always say the sequels not the equal. 0:19:06.680 --> 0:19:08.679 They always say that the sequel's not the equal, But 0:19:08.760 --> 0:19:12.720 every five minutes it was a random celebrity popping in. 0:19:13.000 --> 0:19:15.480 While explaining to you, like this the first one didn't 0:19:15.560 --> 0:19:16.480 feel forced. 0:19:17.320 --> 0:19:20.600 Yes, yes, that's a good way to describe it. That's 0:19:20.600 --> 0:19:21.879 a good way to describe it. You know, it was 0:19:21.920 --> 0:19:24.600 cool with Vern Lundquist is retired. Is good to see Vern. 0:19:25.119 --> 0:19:27.480 He was in the original, and it was. 0:19:27.400 --> 0:19:29.240 All It was one of the highlights of the movie. 0:19:29.240 --> 0:19:32.240 I thought, yeah, yeah, Vern's great, eighty five years old, still. 0:19:32.000 --> 0:19:35.080 Doing his thing, And it just seemed. 0:19:34.680 --> 0:19:36.920 Like the whole point of the movie was to try 0:19:36.960 --> 0:19:38.840 to get viral videos on TikTok. 0:19:38.960 --> 0:19:42.119 Yeah, because I thought bad Bunny as the caddy, he 0:19:42.200 --> 0:19:42.960 did really good. 0:19:43.200 --> 0:19:44.840 He was in there a lot. Bad Bundy was in 0:19:44.880 --> 0:19:49.440 there a lot, just again manufactured. I you know, who 0:19:49.440 --> 0:19:53.159 am I to critique anything? But I just could have 0:19:53.800 --> 0:19:56.560 could have done without about seventeen to twenty of the 0:19:57.680 --> 0:19:59.560 cameo appearances. 0:19:59.640 --> 0:20:02.880 So yeah, let's read the seventy four cameos right now, 0:20:02.920 --> 0:20:04.400 and then the podcast will be over. 0:20:04.520 --> 0:20:06.159