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Speaker 1: Kubbooms.

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Speaker 2: If you thought four hours a day, twelve hundred minutes

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Speaker 2: a week was enough, think again. He's the last remnants

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Speaker 2: of the old Republic, a soul fashion of fairness. He

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Speaker 2: treats crackheads in the ghetto gutter the same as the

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Speaker 2: rich pill poppers in the penthouse.

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Speaker 3: Wow.

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Speaker 2: The Clearinghouse of Hot takes break free for something special.

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Speaker 2: The Fifth Hour with Ben Maller starts right now.

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Speaker 1: In the air everywhere.

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Speaker 4: The Fifth Hour with Me, Ben Mahler and Danny g

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Speaker 4: Radio A Happy Saturday to you.

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Speaker 1: What are we at the second day of August?

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Speaker 4: Now the second day of August, and I've made an

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Speaker 4: editorial decision that I do not want to talk about

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Speaker 4: Micah Parsons.

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Speaker 3: Danny.

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Speaker 1: I was debating. I was like, I could come in here.

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Speaker 4: Parsons yesterday asked for a trade, and I was like,

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Speaker 4: this is still going to be a story when I

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Speaker 4: get back into the the main studio on Sunday night

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Speaker 4: for the overnight show. So I don't need to talk

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Speaker 4: about Michah Parson's demanding a trade. This is all like,

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Speaker 4: this is the standard playbook, Danny, because the day before

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Speaker 4: McLaurin asked for a trade. This is what you do

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Speaker 4: during training camp. If you don't get a contract, you

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Speaker 4: ask for a trade. So I'm not gonna ran it

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Speaker 4: about that, Okay, I don't. That's gonna be a story

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Speaker 4: for another month. Right, at least I would.

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Speaker 3: Think, thank God, because I could not hide. Every channel

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Speaker 3: I turned on it said breaking news, and the breaking

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Speaker 3: news banner on the screen was there all day long.

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Speaker 1: Oh yeah, I mean this is they got their pants down.

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Speaker 1: At ESPN.

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Speaker 4: You get to talk about Micah Parsons all day and

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Speaker 4: the Cowboys my god. But so we're not going to

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Speaker 4: do that here, and that you don't tune in to

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Speaker 4: the Fifth Hour podcast for that kind of stuff. Now,

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Speaker 4: occasionally we do go sporty. We call that Danny working

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Speaker 4: Blue when we do sporty. So on this one, though,

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Speaker 4: we've got the Southwest is calling, so you think you're

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Speaker 4: better than us? The Cinema group text, and if we

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Speaker 4: have time, we'll get to the slipping slide. But I

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Speaker 4: wanted to start with this, so you want to get away? Yeah,

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Speaker 4: I would like to get away. So I'm gonna begin

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Speaker 4: the Saturday pod here with what I like to call

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Speaker 4: corrections and retractions, the old slip of the tongue. So

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Speaker 4: I was trying to do the right thing. I was

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Speaker 4: trying to stick the landing. I had this in my

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Speaker 4: head planned out from earlier in the week. I thought

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Speaker 4: I'd come in here to the podcast studio. I would

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Speaker 4: have just a clean, small podcast farewell, a dignified goodbye

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Speaker 4: to the television dreamscape that lasted a couple of NFL seasons.

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Speaker 4: Benny Versus the Penny, which was born in the shadows

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Speaker 4: of weekend overnight sports radio, raised in obscurity of week

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Speaker 4: on national cable television via NBC, the National Broadcast Company,

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Speaker 4: and then.

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Speaker 1: Thud because I had a.

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Speaker 4: Moment when I woke up Danny, where I realized I

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Speaker 4: had made a major boo boo and there was nothing

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Speaker 4: I could do. And it was one of you ever

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Speaker 4: had that happen when you wake up You're like, I

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Speaker 1: And oh my god.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, I'll wake up in a cold sweat some weekend

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Speaker 3: days where I'm taking a nap because I'm like, oh shit,

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Speaker 3: did the podcast fire?

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Speaker 1: Oh yeah, so you understand.

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Speaker 4: So, So midway through yesterday's pod, the Goodbye episode as

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Speaker 4: we were lowering the casket of Cable TV Bennie versus

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Speaker 1: It could come back.

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Speaker 4: From the dead and rise from the dead like the

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Speaker 4: phoenix from the ashes, but for now it's dead. So

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Speaker 4: we were lowering the casket of Cable TV Benni versus

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Speaker 4: the Penny into its final resting place. And I committed

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Speaker 4: a felony, a blown on air crime against humanity. Danny,

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Speaker 4: no good deed goes unpunished, So I didn't realize this

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Speaker 4: butchering the name of my friend, my guy, the very

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Speaker 4: NBA NBA, the very NBC executive who made it all happen,

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Speaker 3: Wow. Uh yeah, First President Trump watches tua's name I saw,

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Speaker 3: and then you do this.

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Speaker 1: Yeah.

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Speaker 4: So his name is is Bill Bridgten, not Brighton uh

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Speaker 4: a big apology to Bill Bridge and a good man,

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Speaker 4: a powerful player in televisi, a mensh someone that's been

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Speaker 1: And what do I do to repay him? Danny?

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Speaker 4: Uh I had him a slap on the way out

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Speaker 4: the door.

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Speaker 3: Oh man, I think you should say his name five

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Speaker 4: Right on this episode, Bill Bridge and Bill Begeton, Big

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Speaker 4: Bill Begeton, Bill beidgerin best I putched it Bill Bridgeton.

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Speaker 1: But again, that was a show.

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Speaker 3: Uh, I love what we just make things worse.

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Speaker 1: I know, I know, I was like in my head,

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Speaker 4: I was gonna I was gonna dot the I you

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Speaker 4: to you know, obviously wecre these things very early, right

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Speaker 4: and most humans are still spooning with pillows, and you know.

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Speaker 1: For me, it's the end of my day.

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Speaker 4: Normally I'm still a zombie, just because a different kind

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Speaker 4: two minute major Danny for butchering a benefactor. And if

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Speaker 4: there is a Hall of Fame for self inflicted PR debacles,

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Speaker 4: I think they're gonna get me one of those blazers

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Speaker 4: and I can put that on.

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Speaker 4: I woke up and realized what I had done, and

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Speaker 4: my god, Bill.

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Speaker 3: Now, now post mortem, would you like to pay me

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Speaker 3: overtime to go into yesterday's episode and fix it?

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Speaker 1: Now? That would be, that would be. That would be

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Speaker 1: pretty cool. That would be. That would be pretty cool.

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Speaker 3: I can do it. I know.

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Speaker 4: I Just to be clear, I mean Bill Bridgton, who

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Speaker 1: You know he did not have to say, He did

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Speaker 4: He greenlit it for two years and you know he

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Speaker 3: So again, okay, I need I need a take of

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Speaker 3: you thanking him the way you did yesterday, and then

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Speaker 4: But then they'll hear this podcast and they'll be like, well,

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Speaker 4: But but anyway, again, thank you, Bill. You believed in

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Speaker 4: Benny versus the penny, You backed us. You let a

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Speaker 3: Really it, And I almost feel like this is better

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Speaker 4: So you know, of course, like the klutz, I am

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Speaker 4: in that farewell moment, you know, the chance to tip

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Speaker 4: out and you know, offer this heartfelt thank you to

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Speaker 4: a tag O volli ya. He said it like he

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Speaker 4: was very confident that he was getting it right. I

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Speaker 1: Tag oh volley.

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Speaker 1: That was great.

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Speaker 4: So but unlike the president, I am, I am going

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Speaker 4: full Southwest Airlines here.

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Speaker 1: I want to get away clearly that I'm living the commercial.

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Speaker 4: If I had when I woke up, if there had

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Speaker 4: on this part of the podcast, a sincere thank you

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Speaker 4: to Bill Bridgden. Uh full accountability on my part, Danny,

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Speaker 4: I am again I'm gonna go to the penalty box,

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Speaker 4: I can't believe I did that. This is a guy

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Speaker 4: how do I repay him? I mentioned his name, Danny,

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Speaker 4: So anyway, listen, enough of that, but I just wanted

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Speaker 3: Well, clearly he's doing TV and you're not.

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Speaker 1: Yes, TV people are better people. So I've become a

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Speaker 3: Yeah, you're slumming again. You're back to the slums. I

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Speaker 3: Don't look now, but this thing is going to cover

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Speaker 3: That's a great question. I guess we're going to have

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Speaker 4: Here fifteen million dollars to build a bridge for animals

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Speaker 3: Yeah, we thought it was outrageous that they spent a

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Speaker 4: Well, wasn't the thing allegedly in California out near you

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Speaker 4: has got to be the new hustle, the new Hey,

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Speaker 4: we can take advantage of dumb people who are politicians.

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Speaker 1: If you're in the environmental.

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Speaker 4: we can get lots of money out of these idiot politicians,

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Speaker 4: How many teas and how many eyes are we talking

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Speaker 1: Did you watch Happy Gilmore too? Danny? Have you watched

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Speaker 1: It wasn't really a movie. It was more like.

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Speaker 4: I don't know how that's gonna work, but it is

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Speaker 4: interesting to know, Danny, the way that works there that

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Speaker 4: you just have to wait, you know, twenty five years

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Speaker 4: or so, people in their twenties and then in their

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Speaker 4: mid forties, and then.

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Speaker 1: You've got just add water and you're good to go.

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Speaker 3: Now that means there's a chance Benny versus the penny

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Speaker 3: could come back in twenty years.

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Speaker 4: That's right, baby, don't forget Bill. Benny versus the Penny.

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Speaker 4: Twenty years from now we will dominate absolutely. So the

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Speaker 4: water thing, that's a good transition, good jumping off point, Danny,

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Speaker 4: because I've got a real story here, a tale of suspense.

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Speaker 4: Yet again clumsiness, much like me butchering the name of

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Speaker 4: the man that made Benny versus the Penny possible, and

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Speaker 4: some hydration gone wrong. So another example of me being

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Speaker 4: a klutz and not a one time thing.

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Speaker 1: This is a recurring event in my life.

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Speaker 4: It's like the Olympics, happened every few years, gout whatever.

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Speaker 1: So how do I say this?

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Speaker 4: So the other night or morning, I was holding my

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Speaker 4: cup of water and it was getting low, and I

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Speaker 4: was a man on a mission during the overnight show

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Speaker 4: mission impossible recon assignment, and so let me let me

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Speaker 4: paint the scene. So it's the middle of the night,

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Speaker 4: doing the show, giving out lukewarm sports takes, and we

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Speaker 4: go to the top of the hour break and so

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Speaker 4: I'm like, okay, I got I didn't leave the studio

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Speaker 4: right away, and I was like, I need some water

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Speaker 4: and I need to go to the to the bathroom.

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Speaker 4: So I looked at the clock. I know how much

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Speaker 4: time I had at this point. I had about two minutes.

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Speaker 4: But that's I can do that in two minutes. You

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Speaker 4: can go to the bathroom. You can wash your hands

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Speaker 4: real quick, get some water.

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Speaker 1: So I'm on a mission.

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Speaker 4: I have about two minutes to make it to the

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Speaker 4: powder room, grab some agua, make it back behind the

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Speaker 4: microphone to launch into some take about Jerry Jones dental

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Speaker 4: hygiene or some other drama or rama or something like that.

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Speaker 1: So don't ask Soway.

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Speaker 4: The The mission started fine. I grabbed my cup. I

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Speaker 4: made a quick pivot out of the studio. I made

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Speaker 4: a left turn down the hall. I then made a quick,

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Speaker 4: quick left turn to the Smurf kitchen and I put

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Speaker 4: the water cup under the thin, got some water, got

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Speaker 4: a little ice out of the fridge. I then put

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Speaker 4: the cup down on the blue Smurf table. I then

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Speaker 4: went to the powder room to take care of business.

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Speaker 1: I did that real quick. I put some water and

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Speaker 1: some soap in my hands. I washed my hands. I

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Speaker 1: then came out of the bathroom and then went back into.

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Speaker 4: The Smurf kitchen just across the hall, and I did

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Speaker 4: like a eurostep thing around a chair and grab my

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Speaker 4: water and boom goes to the dynamite.

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Speaker 1: Down goes the water, the water. So my cup of ice.

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Speaker 4: Water ended up doing a cartwheel like it was auditioning

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Speaker 4: for America's Got Talent, and ice was in the air everywhere.

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Speaker 4: Water was all over the floor, the carpet there. It

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Speaker 4: was this tragic water ballet, you know, water gone wrong.

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Speaker 4: And so then I'm like, oh crap, because I know

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Speaker 4: I'm only got at this point. I probably got about

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Speaker 4: twenty seconds before the music starts and I got to

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Speaker 4: start talking. I have no time to clean up the

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Speaker 4: great flood the kitchen. The carpet looks like the Titanic

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Speaker 4: lower deck at this point, and it's like a slipping

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Speaker 4: slide thing, and so you know, this is this is

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Speaker 4: the life Danny. There's no one else there, you know,

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Speaker 4: and I know no one I work with is gonna

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Speaker 4: bother to help me out and clean it up. So

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Speaker 4: you know, hey, boom, I security cameras.

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Speaker 1: There are cameras in there.

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Speaker 4: You're right, But I figured it was like water and

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Speaker 4: it was on the carpet, so I think I was okay.

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Speaker 1: It was dry, and I made my way back and

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Speaker 1: that was it.

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Speaker 3: I did.

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Speaker 4: I did the show, and then I went back and

519
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Speaker 4: there was a giant puddle the rest of the night,

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Speaker 4: but nobody said anything to me, So I think it

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Speaker 4: must have dried up at some point, right, it must

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Speaker 4: have dried up at some point.

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Speaker 1: So just a reminder, you can prep all day.

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Speaker 4: You can have everything ready to go, all your bullet

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Speaker 4: points for your monologues and your hot takes are teed up,

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Speaker 4: and all it takes is one little rogue incident in

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Speaker 4: the kitchen with an ice, a couple of ice, and

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Speaker 4: suddenly you're running around your egos bruised. And I had

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Speaker 4: no water for that whole monologue. But I did survive it.

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Speaker 4: I did survive.

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Speaker 3: So it all makes sense now because what you don't know.

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Speaker 3: Later that day they had to rent one of those

533
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Speaker 3: big industrial sized fans. Yeah it was blower.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, I know what you're talking about. All right,

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00:27:22,040 --> 00:27:23,960
Speaker 4: all right, we'll get out of that, Danny. Enjoy your

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Speaker 4: Saturday here, the first Saturday of August. And we've got

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Speaker 4: the mail bag. The mail bag. We'll get to that tomorrow.

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Speaker 1: Tomorrow, tomorrow, Asta pasta, my folation