1 00:00:02,000 --> 00:00:06,519 Speaker 1: Welcome back to another episode about the minutes and vines 2 00:00:06,760 --> 00:00:12,880 Speaker 1: that Kevin, what's that? No note in any form? That's great. Also, 3 00:00:13,240 --> 00:00:16,800 Speaker 1: carounsel Beans, go fund yourself, unless that is you've been 4 00:00:16,880 --> 00:00:21,200 Speaker 1: pure into a lovely humbles too much guys, but I digress. 5 00:00:21,239 --> 00:00:24,680 Speaker 1: Let's meet a shower you no particular rudders. That's quickly 6 00:00:24,760 --> 00:00:27,720 Speaker 1: check in with Greg Kowski for his tips corner for 7 00:00:27,800 --> 00:00:31,880 Speaker 1: the start of the fall season. To cow Kevin, it's 8 00:00:32,120 --> 00:00:38,440 Speaker 1: fall autumn, everyone's favorite season. In Los Angeles where I live, 9 00:00:39,520 --> 00:00:44,800 Speaker 1: October typically gets into about a hundred one uh typical 10 00:00:44,960 --> 00:00:48,000 Speaker 1: high during the day, so you want to be wearing 11 00:00:48,040 --> 00:00:52,120 Speaker 1: some autumn shorts and uh and autumn flip flops. If 12 00:00:52,159 --> 00:00:56,920 Speaker 1: you don't have those in your repertoire, uh, maybe try L. L. 13 00:00:57,040 --> 00:01:00,800 Speaker 1: Bean or J Jill or Chess King or any of 14 00:01:00,800 --> 00:01:05,480 Speaker 1: your local establishments. Uh. So the world is getting hotter 15 00:01:05,480 --> 00:01:09,319 Speaker 1: and hotter, and autumn means less and less every year. 16 00:01:09,560 --> 00:01:15,520 Speaker 1: So dress for Thank you, Kkal and now saying hey 17 00:01:15,520 --> 00:01:20,240 Speaker 1: to Christal Verado headbuts since say what other town would 18 00:01:20,280 --> 00:01:25,959 Speaker 1: you happily move to? Lock Stock and Barrel? I just 19 00:01:26,520 --> 00:01:32,800 Speaker 1: spent a week in in uh Charleston, South Carolina. I 20 00:01:32,840 --> 00:01:36,800 Speaker 1: don't know that I would move there. Boy is it cute? 21 00:01:37,720 --> 00:01:40,800 Speaker 1: Boy is it cute? And the food Not much of 22 00:01:40,800 --> 00:01:43,479 Speaker 1: a food guy in general. I usually just drink cold 23 00:01:43,520 --> 00:01:46,839 Speaker 1: brew and eat protein cookies and bars. Plus it helps 24 00:01:46,880 --> 00:01:49,920 Speaker 1: that you can pass for white. Plus it helps that 25 00:01:49,960 --> 00:01:51,880 Speaker 1: I can pass for a white. That's the That's the 26 00:01:51,920 --> 00:01:55,000 Speaker 1: thing about that place, right is that so queen and 27 00:01:55,120 --> 00:01:58,320 Speaker 1: q in the colorful houses and you. But there's this 28 00:01:58,400 --> 00:02:01,200 Speaker 1: kind of sense that just flood through the through the 29 00:02:01,240 --> 00:02:03,200 Speaker 1: town of like that this was this was built in 30 00:02:03,480 --> 00:02:06,480 Speaker 1: a bad way. You know what, I'm gonna pull out 31 00:02:06,480 --> 00:02:08,000 Speaker 1: of that. I'm not gonna move to. I'm not gonna 32 00:02:08,000 --> 00:02:09,600 Speaker 1: move there after all. You know what, I don't know. 33 00:02:09,680 --> 00:02:13,200 Speaker 1: Maybe Brentwood, Brentwood is that was a correct amster we're 34 00:02:13,240 --> 00:02:18,320 Speaker 1: looking for. Hey, let's all cheer, a tool, sing tool, 35 00:02:19,360 --> 00:02:23,040 Speaker 1: a postcard master general. What is your favorite font and 36 00:02:23,080 --> 00:02:27,040 Speaker 1: why I prefer Sam Serif anything Sam Seraff. You know, 37 00:02:27,080 --> 00:02:29,320 Speaker 1: the serafs are just getting I feel like a little 38 00:02:29,320 --> 00:02:31,960 Speaker 1: bit too much credit to to make it seem like 39 00:02:31,960 --> 00:02:34,520 Speaker 1: you're doing some sort of calligraphy and you don't need it. 40 00:02:34,800 --> 00:02:38,880 Speaker 1: I like aerials, uh, Tacoma's um any of that stuff. 41 00:02:38,919 --> 00:02:40,919 Speaker 1: I try not to do anything in Times New Roman 42 00:02:41,000 --> 00:02:45,040 Speaker 1: again because it's default at times, and also because the 43 00:02:45,160 --> 00:02:48,120 Speaker 1: Sarah Sure of course, I'm a big fan of the 44 00:02:48,120 --> 00:02:52,480 Speaker 1: Ariel and myself. Hey there's James Heeney, long tall Jimmy 45 00:02:52,680 --> 00:02:57,720 Speaker 1: as your candy bar go to changed since childhood. I 46 00:02:58,560 --> 00:03:02,359 Speaker 1: will never have a committed relationship with a candy bar. 47 00:03:02,480 --> 00:03:04,880 Speaker 1: I need to change them often. But I'll tell you 48 00:03:04,880 --> 00:03:07,760 Speaker 1: what I won't have. It's whatever that candy bar is 49 00:03:07,800 --> 00:03:10,560 Speaker 1: that doesn't have chocolate, but it does have just nuts. 50 00:03:10,880 --> 00:03:14,239 Speaker 1: I deal with nights my mouth to Yeah, I'm not 51 00:03:14,280 --> 00:03:16,480 Speaker 1: gonna have those. I need to have chocolate on it. 52 00:03:17,160 --> 00:03:19,639 Speaker 1: You just get a baby Ruth and it's fine. That's right, 53 00:03:19,760 --> 00:03:23,040 Speaker 1: that's that's those are all correct, Thank you for that. 54 00:03:23,840 --> 00:03:26,440 Speaker 1: And last, but smell his feet as your on need 55 00:03:26,480 --> 00:03:30,160 Speaker 1: trait if you think him least. It's Joey stains for days. 56 00:03:30,919 --> 00:03:34,239 Speaker 1: What's that on your pants? It's a stain. I'll tell you. 57 00:03:34,400 --> 00:03:39,080 Speaker 1: I got so. I have gotten big into garden grilling. 58 00:03:39,400 --> 00:03:41,440 Speaker 1: It's where you dig up anything in the ground and 59 00:03:41,600 --> 00:03:44,440 Speaker 1: grill that. And so I was out there and I 60 00:03:44,480 --> 00:03:48,280 Speaker 1: found what I can only describe as uh and and 61 00:03:48,600 --> 00:03:51,680 Speaker 1: eating apple Okay, it was just an eating apple and 62 00:03:51,960 --> 00:03:54,960 Speaker 1: so I'm grilling it and charcoal only I'm not a 63 00:03:54,960 --> 00:03:58,280 Speaker 1: gas boy. Let me just make that. Let me make Yeah, 64 00:03:58,320 --> 00:04:01,280 Speaker 1: I love it. I love charcoals with what do you 65 00:04:01,560 --> 00:04:04,400 Speaker 1: what's the juice to get them going? Coca cola? And 66 00:04:04,600 --> 00:04:06,800 Speaker 1: uh so you gotta you want to do sweet sweet wood, 67 00:04:07,040 --> 00:04:09,160 Speaker 1: so you get that would really sweet and you get 68 00:04:09,160 --> 00:04:11,280 Speaker 1: it cooking and it takes a minute though, and it's 69 00:04:11,320 --> 00:04:13,800 Speaker 1: gonna burn. The smoke is gonna be a different color 70 00:04:13,880 --> 00:04:16,679 Speaker 1: than you're used to, so just mind the wood color. 71 00:04:17,080 --> 00:04:19,360 Speaker 1: And it's the Coca cola. So it's a picture. We're 72 00:04:19,360 --> 00:04:25,560 Speaker 1: gonna find out about this stain or what's happening. Let's 73 00:04:25,600 --> 00:04:27,599 Speaker 1: do a damn show. 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Of 93 00:05:33,720 --> 00:05:37,360 Speaker 1: course he's referring to the crew operating the second at 94 00:05:37,400 --> 00:05:46,280 Speaker 1: At to appear in the Star Wars film were eighties. 95 00:05:47,320 --> 00:05:51,719 Speaker 1: They're at it? Weren't you in that one? Kevin? Any who? 96 00:05:52,000 --> 00:05:54,960 Speaker 1: He was a short scene suggested in just one word, 97 00:05:55,000 --> 00:05:58,960 Speaker 1: as requested by James, But despite him, I chose an 98 00:05:59,000 --> 00:06:05,560 Speaker 1: adjective oblique best regards from the sweltering heat and turquoise 99 00:06:05,560 --> 00:06:16,200 Speaker 1: ce nick yet Yeah, I'm good from get get it, 100 00:06:16,279 --> 00:06:18,640 Speaker 1: get it, get at it, get know you get it. 101 00:06:18,640 --> 00:06:23,200 Speaker 1: I'm asking you to get it. I'm asking oh did 102 00:06:23,200 --> 00:06:25,720 Speaker 1: you hear that? Did you hear that? Should not happen? 103 00:06:26,000 --> 00:06:29,159 Speaker 1: Oh my god? It was a clear bros. Are you 104 00:06:29,279 --> 00:06:31,880 Speaker 1: you're supposed to be spotting him? What happened? I was 105 00:06:31,920 --> 00:06:34,839 Speaker 1: spotting him. I was spotting him. Well he was saying. 106 00:06:34,839 --> 00:06:37,960 Speaker 1: He was clearly saying get it, and you just watched him. 107 00:06:38,240 --> 00:06:40,720 Speaker 1: Are you like the mayor of this gym? M you back? 108 00:06:42,360 --> 00:06:45,800 Speaker 1: Bro like, hey, s could you quiet down for a second. 109 00:06:45,839 --> 00:06:49,880 Speaker 1: I'm trying to discipline this terrible spot Yeah. I was 110 00:06:49,960 --> 00:06:53,560 Speaker 1: just working my my machine and this guy started calling 111 00:06:53,600 --> 00:06:57,760 Speaker 1: out like a banshee. You weren't You weren't the dedicated spotter. 112 00:06:58,200 --> 00:07:01,679 Speaker 1: I was not the dedicated Okay, well then I guess 113 00:07:01,720 --> 00:07:03,960 Speaker 1: you know. Look this is a near fault, all right, 114 00:07:04,080 --> 00:07:06,599 Speaker 1: So I've looked over your chart. Now, look, you have 115 00:07:06,760 --> 00:07:11,440 Speaker 1: snapped many parts of your body, which is bad. But 116 00:07:11,680 --> 00:07:17,200 Speaker 1: you have two options physical therapy or an experimental thing. 117 00:07:18,320 --> 00:07:22,360 Speaker 1: So physical therapy we'll get you in three or four 118 00:07:22,360 --> 00:07:25,120 Speaker 1: times a week, just really moving slow, built nights and slowly. 119 00:07:25,320 --> 00:07:32,640 Speaker 1: Or an experimental option. Um son, what's the sperimental option? 120 00:07:35,560 --> 00:07:38,320 Speaker 1: Are you recording anything? By a chance? Hold? On. Yes, 121 00:07:38,360 --> 00:07:47,040 Speaker 1: I am. We have a sperimental option, and that's where 122 00:07:47,120 --> 00:07:54,280 Speaker 1: we combine the latest technology with the latest spirituality. Well, 123 00:07:54,120 --> 00:07:56,560 Speaker 1: what what are the what's the data on that? What's 124 00:07:56,600 --> 00:07:59,320 Speaker 1: what's the return of favor? I don't know what the 125 00:07:59,320 --> 00:08:01,240 Speaker 1: medical you got. You gotta go see you gotta see 126 00:08:01,280 --> 00:08:03,760 Speaker 1: the guy. But I'm saying in the small amount of 127 00:08:03,760 --> 00:08:06,480 Speaker 1: people he's helped, it has been incredible. They have not 128 00:08:06,560 --> 00:08:11,280 Speaker 1: only strengthened their muscles, but they've strengthened their religion. This 129 00:08:11,440 --> 00:08:13,600 Speaker 1: is like doctor Strange. Have you seen that? No, I'm 130 00:08:13,600 --> 00:08:21,080 Speaker 1: not familiar. Welcome you here to see the healer today. Yes, 131 00:08:21,080 --> 00:08:25,800 Speaker 1: say what is your name? My name is Crab? Say 132 00:08:25,840 --> 00:08:33,000 Speaker 1: again Crab? Sounds like you're saying crab. Okay, so that 133 00:08:35,559 --> 00:08:39,640 Speaker 1: let me just check. I have a crab and the 134 00:08:39,760 --> 00:08:48,160 Speaker 1: crab's your last name? Crab, you're the nude? Yes? Okay, 135 00:08:49,000 --> 00:08:51,199 Speaker 1: all right, I have a seat. Fill out this form 136 00:08:51,240 --> 00:08:55,880 Speaker 1: if you would please. Well this is like an old book. Ah, yeah, 137 00:08:55,960 --> 00:08:59,440 Speaker 1: that's is what it is. Okay. Yeah, I'll take you 138 00:08:59,480 --> 00:09:01,439 Speaker 1: like thirty forty minutes to fill it out. Man, I've 139 00:09:01,440 --> 00:09:05,880 Speaker 1: been here since nine. They ain't even see me yet. Okay, 140 00:09:06,080 --> 00:09:10,280 Speaker 1: Jimmy Steve. Like I said, it's a process. So I'm 141 00:09:10,320 --> 00:09:15,959 Speaker 1: just making convo with you. Shortly, I'm ready for Jimmy Steve. 142 00:09:16,280 --> 00:09:21,160 Speaker 1: You could send him into my offers. Yes, yeah, that's 143 00:09:21,920 --> 00:09:26,840 Speaker 1: that's alright. Hey man, good luck with that book. Yeah, 144 00:09:27,240 --> 00:09:29,440 Speaker 1: all right, let's do this, Doc. I'll call you doc, 145 00:09:29,559 --> 00:09:33,880 Speaker 1: or you can call me your lord, your dark lord. 146 00:09:34,040 --> 00:09:36,439 Speaker 1: Just step inside my offers. You're not sick, are you? 147 00:09:36,440 --> 00:09:38,480 Speaker 1: Because you got that you got sort throat right now, 148 00:09:40,880 --> 00:09:47,480 Speaker 1: come inside, close the door behind you. All right. Well, 149 00:09:47,520 --> 00:09:50,840 Speaker 1: i's got a lot of sofas. Yeah, prepare your sulfer 150 00:09:50,920 --> 00:09:54,520 Speaker 1: and ship down. Make yourself comfortable. I'm gonna choose the 151 00:09:54,520 --> 00:09:56,720 Speaker 1: one with the arm rest over here. Man, they don't 152 00:09:56,760 --> 00:09:59,440 Speaker 1: all right? Good yeah, I don't even know how to 153 00:09:59,440 --> 00:10:04,280 Speaker 1: make sofa without armorus. It doesn't make me sense. Sane. Now, 154 00:10:04,320 --> 00:10:07,160 Speaker 1: we're gonna strap your arm down to that piece of 155 00:10:07,280 --> 00:10:10,480 Speaker 1: the furniture, all right, and just spelt here. We'll keep 156 00:10:10,480 --> 00:10:16,920 Speaker 1: you twighting. Are you a smoker, doc, man your voice? Yes, 157 00:10:16,960 --> 00:10:22,000 Speaker 1: I'm ready for crib. Yes that's me, yes, yes, please 158 00:10:22,040 --> 00:10:25,000 Speaker 1: come into the room. Okay, do I leave the book. 159 00:10:25,120 --> 00:10:27,400 Speaker 1: I'll bring the book with me, or bring it with 160 00:10:27,640 --> 00:10:30,360 Speaker 1: leave it it doesn't matter. I'll bring it to get 161 00:10:30,360 --> 00:10:33,760 Speaker 1: a lot of my personal info I don't want. Fine. Fine, 162 00:10:35,320 --> 00:10:39,920 Speaker 1: So you've signed up for the spearmint treatment. Yes, yes, 163 00:10:40,240 --> 00:10:43,480 Speaker 1: Dr Howitzer said that you were the best at what 164 00:10:43,559 --> 00:10:46,240 Speaker 1: you do. I am. So I'm going to rub your 165 00:10:46,240 --> 00:10:53,559 Speaker 1: body in spearment. Okay, Oh wow, this is just this 166 00:10:53,640 --> 00:10:59,120 Speaker 1: is just Wrigley spearmint gum. Wow. Wow. Have you noticed 167 00:10:59,160 --> 00:11:02,000 Speaker 1: that you you're getting a fine layer of chewing gum 168 00:11:02,080 --> 00:11:10,240 Speaker 1: all over you? Yeah? Wow. Okay, I'm gonna work your obliques. Okay, 169 00:11:10,280 --> 00:11:16,240 Speaker 1: so there's there's some pain. Don't don't hold out. Oh snow? 170 00:11:17,559 --> 00:11:20,520 Speaker 1: Oh good? Did you hear that clear? Snap? Maybe it's 171 00:11:20,520 --> 00:11:27,439 Speaker 1: snapped back? No, it didn't, It didn't it. Okay, I'm 172 00:11:27,480 --> 00:11:29,680 Speaker 1: going to switch to big Red. Okay, big Red. It 173 00:11:29,760 --> 00:11:33,200 Speaker 1: makes grown a little bit, the sentiment it's going to burn. 174 00:11:38,600 --> 00:11:40,760 Speaker 1: I'm on your lats now. I think these are the 175 00:11:40,880 --> 00:11:50,679 Speaker 1: lots the shoulder. Keep expressing all this. This is good, 176 00:11:51,360 --> 00:11:55,559 Speaker 1: this is good, and we're going to try to snap now. Look, crab, 177 00:11:56,120 --> 00:11:57,920 Speaker 1: you know we miss you here on the construction side. 178 00:11:57,960 --> 00:11:59,720 Speaker 1: I'm just not sure you're ready to come back. I 179 00:11:59,720 --> 00:12:04,880 Speaker 1: mean physically, how you feeling? Okay? Um, I gotta keep 180 00:12:04,960 --> 00:12:07,719 Speaker 1: this uh be four inch layer of gum around my 181 00:12:07,760 --> 00:12:10,240 Speaker 1: body for a while until I'm able to be free 182 00:12:10,240 --> 00:12:13,400 Speaker 1: of it. It's gonna be a problem. I mean, we're 183 00:12:13,400 --> 00:12:15,920 Speaker 1: building a bridge here, you know what I mean. I 184 00:12:15,960 --> 00:12:18,839 Speaker 1: can totally help. I mean I I can I can 185 00:12:18,880 --> 00:12:21,400 Speaker 1: work one of the rigs, or or I can help 186 00:12:21,800 --> 00:12:26,520 Speaker 1: move the two by fours or something. Huh huh. I 187 00:12:26,600 --> 00:12:28,920 Speaker 1: don't know, man, you're not you're not convinced to me. 188 00:12:29,240 --> 00:12:31,280 Speaker 1: Give me a scale, Give me a pain scale situation. 189 00:12:31,320 --> 00:12:33,280 Speaker 1: What are we dealing with here? One to ten? How 190 00:12:33,280 --> 00:12:38,200 Speaker 1: are you feeling? Uh my, my whole body pain. Yeah, 191 00:12:38,240 --> 00:12:41,440 Speaker 1: your whole body pain. Nine nine and a half. That's 192 00:12:41,480 --> 00:12:44,360 Speaker 1: not good, crab, that's not you. Gotta get some help. 193 00:12:44,800 --> 00:12:48,040 Speaker 1: You gotta get some real help. I got real help, 194 00:12:48,240 --> 00:12:50,520 Speaker 1: all right. Look, look, I got a couple options for you. Now. 195 00:12:50,559 --> 00:12:52,240 Speaker 1: Of course, you've got good insurance through us. You can 196 00:12:52,240 --> 00:12:55,520 Speaker 1: go see the guy you saw, or you can get 197 00:12:55,559 --> 00:12:58,880 Speaker 1: some pills. What do you think what was that second one? 198 00:12:59,160 --> 00:13:02,480 Speaker 1: So you can go claim, you know, filing another claimson insurance, 199 00:13:02,520 --> 00:13:05,040 Speaker 1: go see the guy you saw, or you can get 200 00:13:05,080 --> 00:13:09,600 Speaker 1: some pills. Well, what are the pills? My custom? He's 201 00:13:09,640 --> 00:13:16,240 Speaker 1: got some Yeah you you crab? Yeah, all right, you 202 00:13:16,360 --> 00:13:20,600 Speaker 1: got the cash. Yeah, it's just stuck to my hipty 203 00:13:20,640 --> 00:13:33,480 Speaker 1: see it snap? Maybe it's snap back into place. You're 204 00:13:33,480 --> 00:13:42,199 Speaker 1: not recording this, are you? I gotta go? Good? He 205 00:13:42,200 --> 00:13:47,040 Speaker 1: help me up? Help me up? Good, help me up? 206 00:13:48,360 --> 00:13:52,480 Speaker 1: Holp me up? All right? Here, give me your home? 207 00:13:52,600 --> 00:13:54,640 Speaker 1: My god, are you not going to help that man 208 00:13:54,720 --> 00:13:57,720 Speaker 1: in the ground? He's reporting me? Man, why don't you 209 00:13:57,760 --> 00:14:00,679 Speaker 1: just mind your own business? It's just been diculous, Like 210 00:14:01,360 --> 00:14:03,040 Speaker 1: you're a grown man. You should be able to help 211 00:14:03,080 --> 00:14:05,319 Speaker 1: that gentleman up, he's laying on the ground. Can you 212 00:14:05,360 --> 00:14:08,360 Speaker 1: stop videotaping? Can you stop? I'm using my cell phone 213 00:14:08,360 --> 00:14:12,000 Speaker 1: because you're acting like a monster. Well, Luke was back. 214 00:14:13,440 --> 00:14:17,319 Speaker 1: Somebody uh opted for the quick fix rather than the 215 00:14:17,360 --> 00:14:21,560 Speaker 1: forty weeks of getting two in gum applied to their body. Yeah, 216 00:14:21,640 --> 00:14:24,320 Speaker 1: I'm sorry. I didn't know if I had the mental 217 00:14:24,400 --> 00:14:29,360 Speaker 1: or spiritual strength to continue, but I do. I do. Well, 218 00:14:29,360 --> 00:14:33,680 Speaker 1: you're here here, that's good. What's your pain at? What's 219 00:14:33,680 --> 00:14:41,240 Speaker 1: the scale? Whatever you like? Uh? Giraffe, the paint is 220 00:14:41,240 --> 00:14:46,440 Speaker 1: a giraffe. Oh no, you should have got you should 221 00:14:46,480 --> 00:14:49,760 Speaker 1: have called in earlier. I would have seen you. If 222 00:14:49,760 --> 00:14:52,200 Speaker 1: I had known it the giraffe, I didn't want to 223 00:14:52,240 --> 00:14:55,560 Speaker 1: bother all right, I really have double mint today? Is 224 00:14:55,560 --> 00:15:02,720 Speaker 1: that all right? Oh? God, snap, I can't get a 225 00:15:02,720 --> 00:15:10,640 Speaker 1: break this guy. Oh broken Bones Bob seemed to comes 226 00:15:10,680 --> 00:15:14,320 Speaker 1: from listener Jack Road. I've listened to every episode at 227 00:15:14,400 --> 00:15:18,880 Speaker 1: least once, and most of them many more times than that. 228 00:15:19,080 --> 00:15:23,160 Speaker 1: I'll be brief. I forced this podcast upon anyone I 229 00:15:23,240 --> 00:15:26,800 Speaker 1: hold a favorable opinion of, and then try not to 230 00:15:26,880 --> 00:15:29,960 Speaker 1: hold it against them when they don't like it. Kevin, 231 00:15:30,320 --> 00:15:33,400 Speaker 1: if you read my suggestion, you would be making a 232 00:15:33,440 --> 00:15:36,000 Speaker 1: grown man feel like he was a child on Christmas 233 00:15:36,080 --> 00:15:40,280 Speaker 1: morning for like half a year. I bet scene suggestion 234 00:15:41,400 --> 00:15:45,480 Speaker 1: Zeus has her pies do the right thing. Jack Bentley 235 00:15:45,560 --> 00:16:00,920 Speaker 1: from Kentucky, Wow, that was an amazing first kiss. Oh 236 00:16:00,960 --> 00:16:05,320 Speaker 1: you got something on your You got something on your lip? Oh? 237 00:16:06,000 --> 00:16:11,720 Speaker 1: Is it you? That was gross? That was gross? Is that? 238 00:16:11,840 --> 00:16:16,240 Speaker 1: Is that cover up? What's underneath that? Oh? My god? 239 00:16:18,280 --> 00:16:20,880 Speaker 1: What's underneath? This is a boy? If I'm being honest, 240 00:16:21,120 --> 00:16:28,400 Speaker 1: it's a boy. You. Oh my god. I'm tough on 241 00:16:28,440 --> 00:16:30,560 Speaker 1: the outside, I'm all the things I'm supposed to be, 242 00:16:30,600 --> 00:16:34,440 Speaker 1: but on the inside, just a broken boy who needs 243 00:16:34,440 --> 00:16:38,040 Speaker 1: some love, and that gives you an excuse to wear 244 00:16:38,120 --> 00:16:42,720 Speaker 1: cover up and kiss What do you want from? You 245 00:16:42,760 --> 00:16:45,560 Speaker 1: should have told me, Zeus, you should have told me. Okay, 246 00:16:47,480 --> 00:16:50,880 Speaker 1: how would that have gone? Lisa explained that conversation to me. 247 00:16:51,000 --> 00:16:54,840 Speaker 1: How would that have gone? Well, it's I would had 248 00:16:54,920 --> 00:16:56,680 Speaker 1: you put on one of these. Here. Let me show 249 00:16:56,720 --> 00:16:59,360 Speaker 1: you this. It's a lip condom. Have you never seen 250 00:17:00,080 --> 00:17:03,960 Speaker 1: him before? Zeus? I thought you were supposed to be 251 00:17:03,960 --> 00:17:08,200 Speaker 1: like an omnipotent god. I've already I went to give 252 00:17:08,200 --> 00:17:10,280 Speaker 1: you a brief monologue about I'm just a broken boy. 253 00:17:10,359 --> 00:17:12,000 Speaker 1: So the broken boy may not have heard of a 254 00:17:12,040 --> 00:17:14,639 Speaker 1: mouth called him. Look are we Is this gonna continue? 255 00:17:14,680 --> 00:17:16,800 Speaker 1: You want to continue this? Of course I want to 256 00:17:16,800 --> 00:17:19,000 Speaker 1: continue this, but you need to wear this on your mouth? 257 00:17:19,400 --> 00:17:21,840 Speaker 1: Then maybe you need to have this on your lip 258 00:17:22,000 --> 00:17:27,240 Speaker 1: straight up, zeus, it's tender you. Uh so telling the 259 00:17:27,280 --> 00:17:30,000 Speaker 1: guys again about that date the other night? This kills me? 260 00:17:30,960 --> 00:17:36,879 Speaker 1: Um four so, so she's looking good, right, and I 261 00:17:36,920 --> 00:17:39,040 Speaker 1: mean it's me So it's like, of course you know, 262 00:17:39,200 --> 00:17:43,119 Speaker 1: and beside it's on you and uh so we start 263 00:17:43,359 --> 00:17:48,119 Speaker 1: we start talking and uh and then we start kissing. Sure, 264 00:17:49,200 --> 00:17:52,399 Speaker 1: that's that's the that's the Zeus move. Yeah, okay, I 265 00:17:52,640 --> 00:17:59,119 Speaker 1: fold talk kiss boom, I fold? All right, I fold, 266 00:18:00,680 --> 00:18:04,119 Speaker 1: So get back to the kissing. Yeah. So you're talking 267 00:18:04,160 --> 00:18:07,920 Speaker 1: to her, you're kissing her, and then I'm like, I'm like, 268 00:18:08,760 --> 00:18:11,920 Speaker 1: I'm like, it's time for you to go, babe. Oh 269 00:18:12,800 --> 00:18:16,280 Speaker 1: yeah yeah, And she was like, but I want to stay. 270 00:18:16,440 --> 00:18:18,400 Speaker 1: You know, You're everything I wanted. And I said, look 271 00:18:18,560 --> 00:18:21,160 Speaker 1: deep inside here, you're gonna find a stronger man than 272 00:18:21,200 --> 00:18:22,840 Speaker 1: you do on the outside. You know what I mean? 273 00:18:24,040 --> 00:18:30,160 Speaker 1: How does Harro feel all about this? Dude? Fuck? Are 274 00:18:30,160 --> 00:18:34,560 Speaker 1: these tupa chicos for everybody? Zooe cities? I your wife, Harra, 275 00:18:35,600 --> 00:18:42,160 Speaker 1: goddess of fertility? Who is this Lisa? Hara? Harra? Please? 276 00:18:42,200 --> 00:18:44,359 Speaker 1: Can I just finish my coffee? Then we will finish 277 00:18:44,440 --> 00:18:49,320 Speaker 1: this conversation. You have emails to Lisa? Who is this Lisa? 278 00:18:50,000 --> 00:18:52,960 Speaker 1: What do you listen to share? In a cow suice? 279 00:18:55,600 --> 00:18:58,800 Speaker 1: All right? What's your name again? Hara? What is my 280 00:18:58,880 --> 00:19:03,760 Speaker 1: name again? For we rule a limpus together? Harald? Listen, 281 00:19:03,880 --> 00:19:06,800 Speaker 1: if you're not happy, you should just leave him. You're 282 00:19:06,880 --> 00:19:10,120 Speaker 1: a goddess. Forget him. Forget him, you are a goddess. 283 00:19:10,160 --> 00:19:13,760 Speaker 1: Sometimes I don't feel like a goddess. Are you kidding me? Absolutely, 284 00:19:14,040 --> 00:19:18,560 Speaker 1: you're pretty aphrodite. Have you passed the reflecting device recently? 285 00:19:18,640 --> 00:19:21,680 Speaker 1: Because good lord, are you a goddess? Are the topics 286 00:19:21,680 --> 00:19:25,000 Speaker 1: for everybody? Yes? But yeah, you you don't need to 287 00:19:25,680 --> 00:19:29,440 Speaker 1: if you're not happy. It doesn't matter that he thinks 288 00:19:29,480 --> 00:19:33,240 Speaker 1: he's a god. I'm not beautiful like you are, smart 289 00:19:33,320 --> 00:19:38,240 Speaker 1: like you, athena or athletic like you are. Temis careful 290 00:19:38,320 --> 00:19:43,320 Speaker 1: with THEO. They're intensely But just you shouldn't be treated 291 00:19:43,400 --> 00:19:45,840 Speaker 1: like that. That's all we're saying. Do you hear that? Alright? 292 00:19:46,040 --> 00:19:48,320 Speaker 1: All right, I'm gonna turn this Lisa into an armadillo. 293 00:19:48,680 --> 00:19:52,520 Speaker 1: That's what I mean. This is not Lisa's fault. Zeus. 294 00:19:52,560 --> 00:19:55,040 Speaker 1: Of course, I'll be able to manipulate any kind of 295 00:19:55,280 --> 00:19:57,359 Speaker 1: email you need him? Why if I east? He's like, 296 00:19:57,480 --> 00:20:00,440 Speaker 1: I can help in any way with techniques. But I 297 00:20:00,440 --> 00:20:06,480 Speaker 1: I just I need the joint password with Harold. I don't. 298 00:20:07,080 --> 00:20:13,000 Speaker 1: I don't know that part. Okay, Well I have your password, great, 299 00:20:13,240 --> 00:20:17,760 Speaker 1: which is really simple, just zeus and the the E 300 00:20:17,960 --> 00:20:21,879 Speaker 1: is a three. Yeah, well it's not simple name, right, 301 00:20:22,240 --> 00:20:25,679 Speaker 1: so this is a three? That would be weird? Right? 302 00:20:26,760 --> 00:20:29,639 Speaker 1: So you're just like a tech guy kind of I 303 00:20:30,080 --> 00:20:33,040 Speaker 1: rule over all technology because she's a friend. Right now. Also, 304 00:20:36,200 --> 00:20:42,880 Speaker 1: I'm gonna show you something real quick. You see this. Yeah, 305 00:20:43,119 --> 00:20:46,240 Speaker 1: you're birthing a new child. There's a new a new 306 00:20:47,160 --> 00:20:51,200 Speaker 1: I'm birthing a child. This is good news. It's good news. 307 00:20:51,240 --> 00:20:53,320 Speaker 1: It's good news, and it's bad news. The good news 308 00:20:53,400 --> 00:20:56,440 Speaker 1: is I'm gonna have a son and he's gonna take 309 00:20:56,440 --> 00:20:59,760 Speaker 1: over Olympus. The bad news is I can't tell anybody, 310 00:20:59,800 --> 00:21:05,159 Speaker 1: so everyone thinks it's herpes. Tell me about it. I know, 311 00:21:05,280 --> 00:21:09,960 Speaker 1: I know the whole thing. The God of man, oh god, 312 00:21:10,240 --> 00:21:14,639 Speaker 1: I was recording this this. Don't hit said, don't hit 313 00:21:14,680 --> 00:21:21,760 Speaker 1: say whatever you date automatic, don't real context. So zeus. 314 00:21:21,840 --> 00:21:25,280 Speaker 1: You were live streaming your conversation with wife. I eat s. 315 00:21:26,960 --> 00:21:29,000 Speaker 1: Yeah I didn't know I was, but yeah, that's what happened. 316 00:21:29,320 --> 00:21:32,639 Speaker 1: What of it? And you don't remember that our shared passports? 317 00:21:32,640 --> 00:21:36,000 Speaker 1: Our wedding date. I don't know our wedding date. I 318 00:21:36,040 --> 00:21:40,399 Speaker 1: barely remember your name. Our wedding date four thousand BC. 319 00:21:41,359 --> 00:21:47,239 Speaker 1: Look half a hemma, heppa, heppa, hera, hera. Did you 320 00:21:47,320 --> 00:21:50,040 Speaker 1: hear the information that went out on that live stream? 321 00:21:50,200 --> 00:21:54,720 Speaker 1: Everyone heard it. Oh, gods and all mortals. So we're 322 00:21:54,720 --> 00:21:59,520 Speaker 1: gonna have a son, not my son. You've had hundreds 323 00:21:59,520 --> 00:22:04,800 Speaker 1: and hundreds of sons that are not mine. Yeah, yes, 324 00:22:05,560 --> 00:22:09,960 Speaker 1: so we're good though, we're good. No, we are not good. 325 00:22:10,240 --> 00:22:11,920 Speaker 1: What do you mean you're a guy. You're my goddess. 326 00:22:12,160 --> 00:22:15,720 Speaker 1: I want to turn Lisa into something. Leave her alone. 327 00:22:15,800 --> 00:22:21,159 Speaker 1: This isn't going to do with it. Oh no, be 328 00:22:21,320 --> 00:22:26,239 Speaker 1: you the mortal Lisa? Oh h uh? Yeah? Can I 329 00:22:26,280 --> 00:22:28,600 Speaker 1: help you? Sorry to bother? You would work? I and 330 00:22:28,720 --> 00:22:36,960 Speaker 1: the goddess hera goddess of fertility, womanhood extra large, Yeah, 331 00:22:36,960 --> 00:22:39,040 Speaker 1: they have an extra large. You're gonna want to go 332 00:22:39,160 --> 00:22:43,240 Speaker 1: to the back area. I had to find It's okay. 333 00:22:43,280 --> 00:22:45,479 Speaker 1: In fact, maybe we should just I'll walk with you. 334 00:22:45,560 --> 00:22:48,760 Speaker 1: Let's just leave her behind. Um, so this over here 335 00:22:48,840 --> 00:22:54,840 Speaker 1: is the area for the or I am everywhere. Okay, 336 00:22:54,960 --> 00:23:00,600 Speaker 1: this is the area. I know who you are, obviously, 337 00:23:01,080 --> 00:23:03,840 Speaker 1: and I know who you are. How do you know me? 338 00:23:05,240 --> 00:23:09,280 Speaker 1: Because I've read your emails? What what is he seeing? 339 00:23:09,359 --> 00:23:12,600 Speaker 1: You make me see it? I think he just wants 340 00:23:12,600 --> 00:23:17,960 Speaker 1: somebody vulnerable, you know, like human. I'm not vulnerable. Well, no, 341 00:23:18,480 --> 00:23:23,240 Speaker 1: you're a goddess, Sarah. Look at you. I'm just sometimes 342 00:23:26,640 --> 00:23:30,040 Speaker 1: at Lisa. Um. We saw you talking to what we 343 00:23:30,280 --> 00:23:33,680 Speaker 1: assume is just an old, old old woman, and that 344 00:23:33,760 --> 00:23:36,080 Speaker 1: really cut into your break time. So we're gonna have 345 00:23:36,160 --> 00:23:39,399 Speaker 1: the doctor pay for today. But I was I was 346 00:23:39,440 --> 00:23:41,720 Speaker 1: still on the floor. She was a potential cust She 347 00:23:42,119 --> 00:23:44,679 Speaker 1: wasn't buying anything, Okay. She came in with what it 348 00:23:44,720 --> 00:23:46,080 Speaker 1: looked like a bag of clams. I don't know what 349 00:23:46,119 --> 00:23:49,720 Speaker 1: the hell that was about, but it stuck out the 350 00:23:49,800 --> 00:23:52,600 Speaker 1: whole store. And that's gonna cut and I can't tell 351 00:23:52,640 --> 00:23:54,439 Speaker 1: somebody they're not allowed to bring clamps in. There's no 352 00:23:54,560 --> 00:23:59,440 Speaker 1: rules against outside food. Do you sell batteries? Oh? Yes, 353 00:23:59,680 --> 00:24:03,320 Speaker 1: Come to me to the battery section. Let's go. So 354 00:24:03,359 --> 00:24:05,399 Speaker 1: this is where you're going to find all of the 355 00:24:05,400 --> 00:24:11,960 Speaker 1: batteries that the time has come, be born, my son, 356 00:24:12,680 --> 00:24:28,040 Speaker 1: be born of my lip. Oh oh oh, what is 357 00:24:28,160 --> 00:24:35,840 Speaker 1: this world? What is this world? You know you're you're 358 00:24:35,920 --> 00:24:42,680 Speaker 1: so smart. Immediately, thank you, thank you so much. Papa. Yeah, 359 00:24:42,960 --> 00:24:52,920 Speaker 1: that's right, I'm your old man, old man. Where are we? Yeah? Babo, 360 00:24:53,000 --> 00:24:56,720 Speaker 1: you see Zeuss new song? The fuck right? Yeah? Grace, 361 00:24:56,760 --> 00:24:59,640 Speaker 1: how do you feel about them? He's huge, He's massive. 362 00:25:00,000 --> 00:25:04,760 Speaker 1: I don mean less than a week old and supposed 363 00:25:04,760 --> 00:25:08,000 Speaker 1: to kill your dad, right absolutely, Well, you know what 364 00:25:08,080 --> 00:25:13,760 Speaker 1: am I gonna do? It's yeah, it's written, Yeah, WiFi 365 00:25:14,359 --> 00:25:19,360 Speaker 1: it is I hara. Do you have a minute of course? Yes, yes, Apollo. 366 00:25:19,800 --> 00:25:21,480 Speaker 1: You just want to turn it on and off again. 367 00:25:21,600 --> 00:25:27,680 Speaker 1: That's pretty much reboot reboot. Yeah, that's pretty Yes. When 368 00:25:27,720 --> 00:25:30,600 Speaker 1: I face time, I get sound but no image? What 369 00:25:31,119 --> 00:25:34,040 Speaker 1: what am I doing? Uh? You face on? Let me 370 00:25:34,080 --> 00:25:36,920 Speaker 1: see you get sound on image? Okay, okay, here's the 371 00:25:36,960 --> 00:25:39,159 Speaker 1: problem right here. All right. Oh, there's just like a 372 00:25:39,200 --> 00:25:42,760 Speaker 1: little clam on your camera. So if we just moved 373 00:25:42,840 --> 00:25:48,840 Speaker 1: that clam, it's a camera, it's supposed to be there. Okay, yeah, 374 00:25:48,880 --> 00:25:52,160 Speaker 1: it is all right, all right, let me see. Okay, 375 00:25:52,200 --> 00:25:56,560 Speaker 1: you're not connected to the WiFi. That's not connected to WiFi. 376 00:25:57,760 --> 00:26:02,719 Speaker 1: But uh hey, how do you feel about the Zeuss kid? Well, 377 00:26:02,840 --> 00:26:07,520 Speaker 1: it happens all the time. I mean he Athena sprang 378 00:26:07,600 --> 00:26:09,880 Speaker 1: from his head and this new kid sprang from his lip. 379 00:26:10,000 --> 00:26:13,520 Speaker 1: I guess. But I got a job. I got a job. 380 00:26:13,560 --> 00:26:20,520 Speaker 1: I'm a greed at target. Now. Congratulations. That's great because 381 00:26:20,600 --> 00:26:22,320 Speaker 1: it gets me out of a face every now and then. 382 00:26:27,359 --> 00:26:31,960 Speaker 1: It's way better. How did you feel so fast zeus, 383 00:26:32,480 --> 00:26:34,960 Speaker 1: I don't know part of the god thing. Hey, I've 384 00:26:35,000 --> 00:26:38,800 Speaker 1: been meaning to ask you, why did you own mouth condoms? 385 00:26:39,800 --> 00:26:42,800 Speaker 1: What do you mean, like? What kind of like, what 386 00:26:42,880 --> 00:26:46,920 Speaker 1: kind of woman like owns? I thought every woman wore 387 00:26:47,000 --> 00:26:49,439 Speaker 1: mouth condoms. Okay, don't put this back on me now. 388 00:26:49,520 --> 00:26:52,760 Speaker 1: I'm just curious how many people have warm mouth condoms 389 00:26:52,800 --> 00:27:02,200 Speaker 1: with you? Like everybody? Like everybody? But wow, okay, wow, problem. 390 00:27:02,520 --> 00:27:04,560 Speaker 1: Here's what your question? Why is your wife visiting me 391 00:27:04,640 --> 00:27:07,760 Speaker 1: at work? Lisa? Listen, if you're upset you have a 392 00:27:07,800 --> 00:27:10,680 Speaker 1: baby with him, you can have half of the whole world, 393 00:27:10,960 --> 00:27:14,879 Speaker 1: the whole world, olympus, half of everything, telling you you 394 00:27:14,920 --> 00:27:17,320 Speaker 1: can take it all. That's not the way it seems 395 00:27:17,359 --> 00:27:20,240 Speaker 1: to be working. He wants. He thinks I'm a deadbeat mom. 396 00:27:20,760 --> 00:27:22,680 Speaker 1: No no, no, no, no no. We take this to court. 397 00:27:22,920 --> 00:27:24,720 Speaker 1: We take this to court, in front of put this 398 00:27:24,800 --> 00:27:26,679 Speaker 1: in front of all the gods, and guess what You're 399 00:27:26,680 --> 00:27:31,120 Speaker 1: gonna get a big fat pay day? Which you think 400 00:27:31,800 --> 00:27:34,440 Speaker 1: I think? I think I think I'm gonna look like 401 00:27:34,520 --> 00:27:36,960 Speaker 1: the bad guy in this. No, no, no, no no, 402 00:27:37,800 --> 00:27:40,560 Speaker 1: that's my job as your lawyer, as somebody who went 403 00:27:40,720 --> 00:27:43,280 Speaker 1: to Yale Law school. I will make sure you look 404 00:27:43,600 --> 00:27:46,040 Speaker 1: like a good guy. He's not going to try to 405 00:27:46,119 --> 00:27:49,359 Speaker 1: take half of my money because i'm the no no, no, 406 00:27:49,440 --> 00:27:51,439 Speaker 1: I guess I'm the you're a hundred grand No one 407 00:27:51,520 --> 00:27:54,400 Speaker 1: wants that we can make so much. That's a lot less. 408 00:27:55,080 --> 00:27:58,640 Speaker 1: Let's be completely honest, like this is a personal relationship. 409 00:27:58,680 --> 00:28:01,080 Speaker 1: You don't share these things, right because my wirior Yeah, 410 00:28:01,080 --> 00:28:03,200 Speaker 1: of course, And don't talk about it. I'm dead, broke, 411 00:28:03,280 --> 00:28:06,040 Speaker 1: work in a target. I've got a bad case of herpes, 412 00:28:06,080 --> 00:28:09,359 Speaker 1: and I usually wear a mouth condom. And I don't know. 413 00:28:09,720 --> 00:28:12,320 Speaker 1: I've never had a child before. This is it. This 414 00:28:12,520 --> 00:28:15,000 Speaker 1: is the first one. And look at look at that child. 415 00:28:15,119 --> 00:28:20,000 Speaker 1: That child is it's going to be it's there's no 416 00:28:20,119 --> 00:28:24,680 Speaker 1: way that's mine. He's huge. But he has a baby voice. Yeah, yeah, 417 00:28:24,760 --> 00:28:27,280 Speaker 1: that's that's weird. That's definitely a weird part. But I 418 00:28:27,400 --> 00:28:29,920 Speaker 1: just think how big this is. All right, don't do 419 00:28:30,119 --> 00:28:35,480 Speaker 1: an maternity test. That baby is yours. You're gonna greet me, huh? 420 00:28:35,600 --> 00:28:41,000 Speaker 1: I saw you a greet the other two people. Uh, well, 421 00:28:41,200 --> 00:28:46,280 Speaker 1: I I know you you're you're you're a god. I'm 422 00:28:46,360 --> 00:28:49,480 Speaker 1: here to greet mortals. Oh you get what I'm here too. 423 00:28:49,560 --> 00:28:54,920 Speaker 1: I'm you're shoving for the deals any clorox? Look hades, 424 00:28:55,680 --> 00:28:59,080 Speaker 1: Uh you can. You can manifest anything you want. Why 425 00:28:59,160 --> 00:29:02,800 Speaker 1: why are you just coming here in person to Target? Well? 426 00:29:02,880 --> 00:29:06,080 Speaker 1: I just said I need claros. Okay, Sometimes I get 427 00:29:06,240 --> 00:29:08,240 Speaker 1: staying all the clocks in the world is not going 428 00:29:08,280 --> 00:29:10,960 Speaker 1: to erase the sense of the stench of sulfur from 429 00:29:10,960 --> 00:29:14,600 Speaker 1: the underworld. Oh I hear where we go again? Is 430 00:29:14,640 --> 00:29:17,920 Speaker 1: there a manager I can talk to? Yes? Hi? Hi, 431 00:29:18,240 --> 00:29:22,320 Speaker 1: Hii man? Are you the manager? Did you hire her? 432 00:29:23,840 --> 00:29:26,760 Speaker 1: I welcome to Target. Take a clam. I was invited 433 00:29:27,000 --> 00:29:30,000 Speaker 1: involved in hiring all of the You were all right, well, 434 00:29:30,000 --> 00:29:32,160 Speaker 1: how about this? What have I told you? I want 435 00:29:32,200 --> 00:29:34,840 Speaker 1: to rip your soul out of your body. I'm throwing 436 00:29:34,880 --> 00:29:37,480 Speaker 1: you down in the hall. Put a mask on before 437 00:29:37,600 --> 00:29:40,080 Speaker 1: threatening me? Would you mind? Oh? Do do I need to? 438 00:29:40,360 --> 00:29:43,040 Speaker 1: Let me tell you what I think is real? Alright, 439 00:29:43,520 --> 00:29:45,880 Speaker 1: let me tell you what I think is out the 440 00:29:46,080 --> 00:29:48,560 Speaker 1: door before you gonna gonna we're gonna lock me out. 441 00:29:48,960 --> 00:29:53,880 Speaker 1: Come with me. What is this deal? I don't know 442 00:29:54,080 --> 00:29:57,760 Speaker 1: that video is going viral? Oh good, good, good good. Hi. 443 00:29:57,920 --> 00:30:00,760 Speaker 1: Welcome to Target. Take a clam. And that seemed too 444 00:30:07,520 --> 00:30:10,760 Speaker 1: Scene three comes from some patron v I P. Toyfa, 445 00:30:11,040 --> 00:30:14,720 Speaker 1: who wrote, Hello, dear Alpha Chem's thank you for the 446 00:30:14,800 --> 00:30:17,840 Speaker 1: continuous and valiant efforts to bring you a razor sharp 447 00:30:17,920 --> 00:30:21,480 Speaker 1: wits and deliciously dark humor to brighten our lives. I'll 448 00:30:21,560 --> 00:30:24,720 Speaker 1: probably transform into an alca maniac as soon as I 449 00:30:24,800 --> 00:30:28,160 Speaker 1: get a promotion. Uh real, quick, toy, But who do 450 00:30:28,280 --> 00:30:30,360 Speaker 1: we call to get you that promotion? You know what? 451 00:30:30,440 --> 00:30:33,720 Speaker 1: Shoot me a number and a name. Please back to 452 00:30:33,840 --> 00:30:37,280 Speaker 1: his email. I'll probably tell him excuses I know, but still, 453 00:30:37,360 --> 00:30:39,280 Speaker 1: come on, get off my back, will you? Oh? He 454 00:30:39,400 --> 00:30:42,680 Speaker 1: had a whole bit and I interrupted it. I'm sorry anyway. 455 00:30:42,680 --> 00:30:46,400 Speaker 1: Another scene suggestion for you. On a long flight from 456 00:30:46,480 --> 00:30:50,880 Speaker 1: New York to San Francisco, a virus that turns people 457 00:30:51,000 --> 00:30:58,200 Speaker 1: into infuriating snobs spreads through the plane. Love you, especially Joey. 458 00:30:59,040 --> 00:31:03,560 Speaker 1: You're one of my comedian idols. Oh, thank you boy. 459 00:31:03,760 --> 00:31:09,320 Speaker 1: Vote uh, folks, This a quick update from the Cuppit 460 00:31:09,480 --> 00:31:12,880 Speaker 1: Dessert pilots begin. Of course, we're just heading over the 461 00:31:13,000 --> 00:31:24,920 Speaker 1: rock is still playing on touch down just a moment, yes, 462 00:31:25,120 --> 00:31:27,560 Speaker 1: just yes, what the funk, dude, I'm on the Just 463 00:31:27,640 --> 00:31:30,160 Speaker 1: be yourself, Just be yourself. What do you mean on 464 00:31:30,240 --> 00:31:33,240 Speaker 1: the p myself. You're like doing your impression of what 465 00:31:33,280 --> 00:31:35,440 Speaker 1: you think captain should do. Just talk to the people. 466 00:31:35,680 --> 00:31:39,080 Speaker 1: It's called a captain voice. I don't know. That's not 467 00:31:39,160 --> 00:31:42,400 Speaker 1: a real thing. Just be you, all right, you know what. 468 00:31:43,080 --> 00:31:46,480 Speaker 1: I love you. I like the you that's inside. Ah. 469 00:31:46,640 --> 00:31:48,640 Speaker 1: This is a bold step for me. You know that, Jim. 470 00:31:49,120 --> 00:31:51,480 Speaker 1: I think I think this is what it's gonna take 471 00:31:51,560 --> 00:31:54,600 Speaker 1: for you to level up. Okay, Okay, so now just 472 00:31:54,880 --> 00:31:57,440 Speaker 1: just right after I got same, same, the same, go 473 00:31:57,520 --> 00:32:00,200 Speaker 1: ahead and tell him again and this and who you are? Wow, 474 00:32:00,680 --> 00:32:08,320 Speaker 1: got to help this works? Yeah, Hey, folks at your 475 00:32:08,360 --> 00:32:11,920 Speaker 1: pilot and I just wanted to let you know that 476 00:32:12,000 --> 00:32:15,200 Speaker 1: I'm here for you. Didn't we just fucking hear this? 477 00:32:16,800 --> 00:32:21,720 Speaker 1: Didn't he I'm sorry? Are you sleeping? No? So you 478 00:32:21,880 --> 00:32:25,360 Speaker 1: did you hear that first spiel? Yeah? Is he's doing 479 00:32:25,400 --> 00:32:29,160 Speaker 1: it a fucking gun. It sounds different. I like it, 480 00:32:29,720 --> 00:32:33,120 Speaker 1: you like it the first one, but it's weird, like 481 00:32:33,240 --> 00:32:40,200 Speaker 1: nobody reads it two times. It just seems so really casual. Yeah, 482 00:32:40,440 --> 00:32:43,280 Speaker 1: and I don't want my captains to be authoritative. And 483 00:32:44,160 --> 00:32:49,960 Speaker 1: I'm sorry he's Jim Johnson. Oh uh Luke uh Jared 484 00:32:50,280 --> 00:32:53,760 Speaker 1: Luke Jared, that's a fake name. I'm not giving you 485 00:32:53,880 --> 00:32:59,160 Speaker 1: my real name. Okay, period, I don't know you're not 486 00:33:00,160 --> 00:33:02,560 Speaker 1: I can't. I can't say anything about what I am 487 00:33:02,680 --> 00:33:05,720 Speaker 1: or what I am. But somebody that casual, that's a 488 00:33:05,840 --> 00:33:08,480 Speaker 1: dangerous person behind the way. You're air marshal. Oh my god, 489 00:33:08,480 --> 00:33:11,760 Speaker 1: you're the gods of the sky. Excuse me, flight a tendant, 490 00:33:12,800 --> 00:33:16,360 Speaker 1: fly a tenant? H yes, oh yes, either either one 491 00:33:16,440 --> 00:33:19,800 Speaker 1: of you. I'm feeling a little light handed. I know 492 00:33:19,960 --> 00:33:23,440 Speaker 1: you go you go? Do you go go? Do you 493 00:33:23,480 --> 00:33:29,000 Speaker 1: give us one second? Stir give us go, go go. 494 00:33:29,240 --> 00:33:33,240 Speaker 1: I'm tired. I'm tired anyway, I'm tired to you go. Okay. 495 00:33:33,280 --> 00:33:35,480 Speaker 1: I just did Tokyo three days ago, so you know 496 00:33:35,600 --> 00:33:38,720 Speaker 1: that's like go co co co Okay. I was in Brazil. Okay. 497 00:33:38,760 --> 00:33:45,719 Speaker 1: So just you're the one. Zog you go okayza you too. 498 00:33:45,840 --> 00:33:48,440 Speaker 1: Don't congregate like this all right now it looks weird. 499 00:33:48,480 --> 00:33:52,160 Speaker 1: They were all three here, but you're the air marsh 500 00:33:55,000 --> 00:33:58,400 Speaker 1: air partial. That's not the air marshal. What he's not, 501 00:33:58,840 --> 00:34:03,880 Speaker 1: mar I'm super tired. What do you think? I'm sorry, 502 00:34:04,240 --> 00:34:07,080 Speaker 1: Just he's the Air marshal. He's near market, pointing it 503 00:34:07,200 --> 00:34:11,040 Speaker 1: he stopped. Who's not just who gives the ship? Who 504 00:34:11,080 --> 00:34:15,359 Speaker 1: gives this ship? It's all right? Whatever I was going 505 00:34:15,400 --> 00:34:18,680 Speaker 1: to say is it's not a blow? Please? Please? What 506 00:34:19,600 --> 00:34:21,920 Speaker 1: do you need? Some need some oxygen? Now you want 507 00:34:21,920 --> 00:34:25,560 Speaker 1: to happen? And now you're and the grand story, My 508 00:34:25,680 --> 00:34:32,279 Speaker 1: little story is so insignificant. Please we want Yeah. I 509 00:34:32,440 --> 00:34:35,080 Speaker 1: was wondering if if you have anything to eat. I'm 510 00:34:35,080 --> 00:34:39,200 Speaker 1: just feeling a little light headed. Jesus. Okay, okay, if 511 00:34:39,239 --> 00:34:42,560 Speaker 1: you feel okay, here's what I recommend. If you feel 512 00:34:42,560 --> 00:34:44,600 Speaker 1: in light headed, you can pull down the mask from 513 00:34:44,760 --> 00:34:48,040 Speaker 1: above you. What the hell? No, you can just rip 514 00:34:48,239 --> 00:34:53,440 Speaker 1: down the oxygen mask. It's always flowing. What it's always blowing? 515 00:34:54,160 --> 00:34:56,840 Speaker 1: I take big story all the time. What do you 516 00:34:56,920 --> 00:35:00,520 Speaker 1: want a sandwich? Would take a sandwich? Sure? Sure? I 517 00:35:00,600 --> 00:35:04,120 Speaker 1: only have like I only have this really old tuna 518 00:35:04,320 --> 00:35:13,440 Speaker 1: salad sandwich. Oh oh all right, look what's what's all right? If? 519 00:35:13,800 --> 00:35:17,840 Speaker 1: Is it? Uh? Is it wild cot tuna? It's wild 520 00:35:17,960 --> 00:35:21,080 Speaker 1: in a can? Okay, I can't I can't eat that 521 00:35:21,360 --> 00:35:25,080 Speaker 1: and I can't eat everyone seems everyone seems to be 522 00:35:25,239 --> 00:35:28,040 Speaker 1: getting's weird weird eat gluten all the time. Why am 523 00:35:28,080 --> 00:35:34,440 Speaker 1: I saying this? I don't know that the door. Yes, no, 524 00:35:34,680 --> 00:35:36,680 Speaker 1: it's something. Yes, Hi, Hell can I help you right 525 00:35:36,920 --> 00:35:40,200 Speaker 1: this cabernet? Um, can you tell me a little bit 526 00:35:40,280 --> 00:35:47,759 Speaker 1: about it? It's I mean, what a year? Now am 527 00:35:47,800 --> 00:35:51,000 Speaker 1: I drinking? Sir? You're the one who brought in the 528 00:35:51,120 --> 00:35:54,080 Speaker 1: two overly stuffed bags that we had to check, and 529 00:35:54,160 --> 00:35:56,640 Speaker 1: he made a big to do about it, And now 530 00:35:56,680 --> 00:35:59,640 Speaker 1: you want to know where the wine is from. Yes, 531 00:36:01,160 --> 00:36:03,760 Speaker 1: those bags were perfectly normal. They've worked on other planes. 532 00:36:03,840 --> 00:36:07,719 Speaker 1: I've phoned business to Tokyo, to Brazil, all around the 533 00:36:07,760 --> 00:36:11,640 Speaker 1: world and those those bags never have an issue. Sorry, 534 00:36:11,680 --> 00:36:13,360 Speaker 1: someone's talking on me. Yes, how can I help you? 535 00:36:13,640 --> 00:36:15,439 Speaker 1: I've changed one of mind. I've changed my mind about 536 00:36:15,480 --> 00:36:17,800 Speaker 1: the gluten. I want to I want to croak mature 537 00:36:18,840 --> 00:36:25,239 Speaker 1: with with groody air cheese, going on? What tower to 538 00:36:25,320 --> 00:36:32,000 Speaker 1: flight a for? How can we do you? Uh? Doing good? Uh? 539 00:36:32,160 --> 00:36:34,840 Speaker 1: This this is just a checking call. We're getting a 540 00:36:35,000 --> 00:36:39,720 Speaker 1: strange heat signature off your plane. Oh that's my career. 541 00:36:44,560 --> 00:36:47,600 Speaker 1: Probably nothing, yea share, it's nothing. What do it look 542 00:36:47,680 --> 00:36:50,880 Speaker 1: like on your end? Looking at a big window? Planes 543 00:36:50,960 --> 00:36:56,080 Speaker 1: moving around? Um, that's about it. High up. That's super cool, 544 00:36:56,680 --> 00:37:01,600 Speaker 1: alright chatting. I love the gladys. Okay, hit me the champagne. 545 00:37:01,600 --> 00:37:05,000 Speaker 1: I need three champagnees and three flutes. Everyone's banging, everyone's singing. 546 00:37:05,040 --> 00:37:07,960 Speaker 1: Everyone wants everything now, gimme, gimme, gimme. Also, now you 547 00:37:08,000 --> 00:37:11,239 Speaker 1: want to work now, now it's time. What is you 548 00:37:11,480 --> 00:37:13,680 Speaker 1: just tired about? Tokyo? Like? Do you hear? Do you 549 00:37:13,960 --> 00:37:21,080 Speaker 1: hear all the dings going off? Listen? Excuse me? My 550 00:37:21,200 --> 00:37:25,320 Speaker 1: in flight entertainment does not include the Criterion channel, so 551 00:37:25,560 --> 00:37:28,239 Speaker 1: we never did. We just have Spider Man. That's it's 552 00:37:28,280 --> 00:37:32,600 Speaker 1: just Spider only Spider Man. I want to watch Kura Sawa. Yes, 553 00:37:32,640 --> 00:37:34,239 Speaker 1: how can I help you? Yes? How could I help you? 554 00:37:34,400 --> 00:37:48,400 Speaker 1: How can I help you? Hold on? Okay, stop, captain, 555 00:37:49,280 --> 00:37:58,239 Speaker 1: what you're good? Something is going on? Oh among the passengers. 556 00:37:58,520 --> 00:38:01,320 Speaker 1: Among the passengers, yes, okay, so they all give you 557 00:38:01,560 --> 00:38:03,920 Speaker 1: some family stuff last week, and I was wondering if 558 00:38:03,960 --> 00:38:07,560 Speaker 1: it was maybe to come up again. Thank you everyone, Okay, yeah, 559 00:38:07,600 --> 00:38:11,840 Speaker 1: because you know what it's boundaries, you said, boundaries always 560 00:38:11,880 --> 00:38:14,800 Speaker 1: about I don't want to answer to this this plane, 561 00:38:14,840 --> 00:38:19,600 Speaker 1: the way they always do, shitty under dress, snorty and sneezy, 562 00:38:20,160 --> 00:38:23,600 Speaker 1: and now they want fine cheeses and they want Criterion collection. 563 00:38:23,640 --> 00:38:27,080 Speaker 1: I don't know what's going on up a crustacean. This 564 00:38:27,160 --> 00:38:30,080 Speaker 1: sounds like a crustation that let me. Let me make 565 00:38:30,520 --> 00:38:32,719 Speaker 1: a common announcement. See if I can settle everybody down. 566 00:38:33,160 --> 00:38:35,200 Speaker 1: You can do it as yourself or as the captain voice. 567 00:38:35,400 --> 00:38:37,919 Speaker 1: You know what, I'm gonna try as myself. It's something 568 00:38:38,000 --> 00:38:40,640 Speaker 1: for you. I'm very excited we're gonna be touched down 569 00:38:40,680 --> 00:38:44,480 Speaker 1: at Do you need to do anything that flight? INTENDA 570 00:38:44,560 --> 00:38:49,880 Speaker 1: just broke into the listen. If if there was an 571 00:38:49,920 --> 00:38:53,600 Speaker 1: air marshal on the flight, the air marshal would act 572 00:38:53,680 --> 00:38:58,319 Speaker 1: when the air marshal saw a reason to something's happened. Jim, 573 00:38:58,480 --> 00:39:01,359 Speaker 1: my name is Jim, Jim Johnson. Listen, I'm not going 574 00:39:01,400 --> 00:39:07,160 Speaker 1: to give you my name. Partners, it's not gonna happen. Henry, Henry, 575 00:39:12,719 --> 00:39:19,480 Speaker 1: Henry Truder, Henry. Okay, you're the air marshal on the 576 00:39:20,040 --> 00:39:25,640 Speaker 1: I need to get there's something happening. I don't know what, 577 00:39:25,760 --> 00:39:29,560 Speaker 1: but everyone here is just getting fanciesman shere and they 578 00:39:29,600 --> 00:39:31,759 Speaker 1: just they just don't like anything that I'm offering or doing. 579 00:39:31,840 --> 00:39:33,400 Speaker 1: I don't know what it is. And this is the 580 00:39:33,440 --> 00:39:37,600 Speaker 1: strangest thing. I think people closer changing, but it's it's 581 00:39:37,640 --> 00:39:40,160 Speaker 1: their skin. Could I ask you did I have this 582 00:39:40,280 --> 00:39:43,799 Speaker 1: fedora when I came in here? Oh my god, Oh 583 00:39:43,880 --> 00:39:48,279 Speaker 1: my gods, a happen. This is your pilot speaking. I 584 00:39:48,360 --> 00:39:51,400 Speaker 1: hope everybody's having a wonderful day. We're gonna be touching 585 00:39:51,480 --> 00:39:55,000 Speaker 1: down in seventeen minutes. And uh man, oh man, am 586 00:39:55,040 --> 00:39:57,400 Speaker 1: I just thrilled we have spent this time with you 587 00:39:57,520 --> 00:40:01,279 Speaker 1: all and are fly the tents. Of course, it's done all. 588 00:40:01,360 --> 00:40:04,000 Speaker 1: They could make this wonderful flight for you as well. 589 00:40:04,480 --> 00:40:07,759 Speaker 1: If you have any suggestions, we just put together suggestions. 590 00:40:08,040 --> 00:40:11,560 Speaker 1: The upper upper crustaceans end. Just want to say, uh, 591 00:40:11,840 --> 00:40:14,000 Speaker 1: I feel you any of you out there that are 592 00:40:14,080 --> 00:40:16,800 Speaker 1: feeling slightly different than you did when you boarded the plane. 593 00:40:17,239 --> 00:40:20,000 Speaker 1: We have a phenomenon that pops up every now and 594 00:40:20,080 --> 00:40:23,600 Speaker 1: then called upper crustacean. And uh, if you're feeling the 595 00:40:23,680 --> 00:40:27,399 Speaker 1: little hoydy end or tody, don't you worry your little 596 00:40:27,480 --> 00:40:30,359 Speaker 1: heads about it. It will all settle once you get 597 00:40:30,400 --> 00:40:32,880 Speaker 1: off the fly. And if you have any more questions, 598 00:40:33,000 --> 00:40:38,920 Speaker 1: keep to yourself. Fuckers. Oh my god, that's good. If 599 00:40:38,960 --> 00:40:41,400 Speaker 1: it was just for crustacious, then we would be fine, 600 00:40:42,080 --> 00:40:45,680 Speaker 1: all right. But this is clearly, I'm back stated against snobulosis. 601 00:40:45,960 --> 00:40:48,239 Speaker 1: And this is snobulosis we're dealing with. And if we 602 00:40:48,320 --> 00:40:51,520 Speaker 1: get off this plane down there on the tarmac, everybody's 603 00:40:51,520 --> 00:40:55,479 Speaker 1: gonna kept stopoulosis. You're a plumber, all right. You don't 604 00:40:55,520 --> 00:40:59,040 Speaker 1: know anything about her. It's Henry. I don't want to 605 00:40:59,040 --> 00:41:01,280 Speaker 1: get off the plane at Los Angeles. It's a cultural 606 00:41:01,360 --> 00:41:06,080 Speaker 1: waste land. Okay, I gotta get into the cockpit. Uh 607 00:41:08,280 --> 00:41:11,200 Speaker 1: where's that flight attendant? Yes? I how can I help you? 608 00:41:11,800 --> 00:41:17,000 Speaker 1: You gotta get me into the cockpit right an emergency Marshall, 609 00:41:17,280 --> 00:41:18,960 Speaker 1: I know, So what do you? Why are you asking me? 610 00:41:19,280 --> 00:41:21,120 Speaker 1: You have like way more satis than I do. Yeah, 611 00:41:21,160 --> 00:41:23,080 Speaker 1: but I can't get through the door. What do you 612 00:41:23,360 --> 00:41:25,880 Speaker 1: that's only up to me. You're telling me. If I 613 00:41:25,880 --> 00:41:27,359 Speaker 1: don't let you in the door, that air Marshall cat 614 00:41:27,400 --> 00:41:31,440 Speaker 1: go in the door. Yeah. Ship. So I'm like, I 615 00:41:31,600 --> 00:41:34,560 Speaker 1: have the power, kind of not really, I mean, I 616 00:41:35,480 --> 00:41:40,120 Speaker 1: guess I have the power. Calm down, you, I have 617 00:41:40,360 --> 00:41:46,640 Speaker 1: the power. You're symptomatic of things down. I would like 618 00:41:47,080 --> 00:41:51,640 Speaker 1: a finer material, Oh my god, finer material thread count. 619 00:41:52,360 --> 00:41:54,880 Speaker 1: I don't know what's the highest. And if I can 620 00:41:55,000 --> 00:41:57,080 Speaker 1: keep you out of the cockpit, then maybe I can 621 00:41:57,239 --> 00:42:01,200 Speaker 1: keep you in check. So why don't you have a seat. 622 00:42:01,320 --> 00:42:05,799 Speaker 1: Why don't you give me this gun? Oh? I'll walk 623 00:42:05,920 --> 00:42:13,560 Speaker 1: around and I need to have a conversation anyway. Hey, hey, Tina, Yeah, 624 00:42:14,719 --> 00:42:18,319 Speaker 1: how are you feeling? What the fun was? What if 625 00:42:18,360 --> 00:42:23,799 Speaker 1: a guy calm down? I'm calm. I'm so calm, he's 626 00:42:23,840 --> 00:42:27,600 Speaker 1: so calm. Get me something. She's got my gun. Okay, Henry, 627 00:42:27,640 --> 00:42:29,279 Speaker 1: I know what are we gonna do? Henry? You gotta 628 00:42:29,320 --> 00:42:32,640 Speaker 1: do something to the air marginal. She's swinging it and 629 00:42:32,680 --> 00:42:34,840 Speaker 1: it's too dangerous the way. You know, you can't go 630 00:42:34,960 --> 00:42:38,080 Speaker 1: into the cockpit without us. Did you know that? Yeah? 631 00:42:38,680 --> 00:42:43,040 Speaker 1: You knew that? Yeah, weird. Alright, Tina, you gotta open 632 00:42:43,080 --> 00:42:45,320 Speaker 1: the cockpit door so I can get in there. Okay, 633 00:42:45,680 --> 00:42:51,360 Speaker 1: not so fast, not so fast. Click. She just dropped 634 00:42:51,360 --> 00:42:55,000 Speaker 1: the magazine. She just unloaded the magazine in the gun ship. 635 00:42:56,200 --> 00:42:59,080 Speaker 1: And I'll just take that gun and see there we go. 636 00:42:59,239 --> 00:43:08,960 Speaker 1: All right, Wait, what you're in big trouble? By all right? Don't? Okay? One? Two, three? 637 00:43:11,360 --> 00:43:19,160 Speaker 1: So it's the password. Oh, that's the password for the door, captain. Hey, 638 00:43:19,440 --> 00:43:22,960 Speaker 1: what's going on? Marshall? Henry? Right, just got this go back, 639 00:43:23,280 --> 00:43:27,040 Speaker 1: can't go back. We can't land. We can't land, and 640 00:43:27,200 --> 00:43:29,359 Speaker 1: I'm talking to us why not. I don't know where 641 00:43:29,440 --> 00:43:31,680 Speaker 1: your experience with healthcare comes from, but this is an 642 00:43:31,719 --> 00:43:36,040 Speaker 1: upper crustations here. Okay, there's no way that was that 643 00:43:36,080 --> 00:43:38,319 Speaker 1: would be symptomatic. It would go away in a couple 644 00:43:38,360 --> 00:43:42,160 Speaker 1: of hours. What is your suggestion? We can't. We gotta 645 00:43:42,239 --> 00:43:44,400 Speaker 1: take this plane and we got to land it in 646 00:43:44,480 --> 00:43:49,480 Speaker 1: the ocean somewhere. Okay, that's not happening. It's got to happy. Yeah, 647 00:43:51,320 --> 00:43:53,800 Speaker 1: can you repeat what you want to do? Yeah, we 648 00:43:54,320 --> 00:43:57,240 Speaker 1: looks like where we would. We're requesting a water landing, 649 00:43:58,680 --> 00:44:03,120 Speaker 1: the old the old Sully. Yeah, did you hear this? 650 00:44:03,280 --> 00:44:09,919 Speaker 1: One's a four twenty all right? Sorry about that? Uh yeah, 651 00:44:10,920 --> 00:44:13,080 Speaker 1: that is a no on a pulling a Sully? Go 652 00:44:13,120 --> 00:44:15,360 Speaker 1: ahead and landed at l a X. Use about a scully? 653 00:44:15,480 --> 00:44:18,759 Speaker 1: Can we do a Scully water landing? Hold on, let 654 00:44:18,800 --> 00:44:21,279 Speaker 1: me just check with my manage than you. Thank you 655 00:44:21,400 --> 00:44:26,120 Speaker 1: asking to do a Scully Vince Kully? I don't know. 656 00:44:26,480 --> 00:44:31,879 Speaker 1: Let me check with the pilot. Excuse me, flight attendant. Yes, 657 00:44:32,080 --> 00:44:38,640 Speaker 1: I would like that that cold tune of sandwich, so 658 00:44:38,760 --> 00:44:44,560 Speaker 1: would I? What you want to share? It. Maybe, what 659 00:44:44,640 --> 00:44:47,839 Speaker 1: do you do for a living? I'm a plumber. M hm, 660 00:44:48,520 --> 00:44:51,080 Speaker 1: I'm I'm a simple guy. Again. My my story is 661 00:44:51,120 --> 00:44:54,160 Speaker 1: not not that important. I'm that I had a fedora 662 00:44:54,239 --> 00:44:59,160 Speaker 1: for a while, but it's gone now. Oh wow, you 663 00:44:59,239 --> 00:45:00,839 Speaker 1: know you mentioned it. I was feeling a little odd 664 00:45:00,840 --> 00:45:07,920 Speaker 1: earlier myself, but I'm I'm feeling better. Um sandwich, give 665 00:45:07,960 --> 00:45:11,600 Speaker 1: me one second. Yes, I'm trying to watch Spider Man again, 666 00:45:12,160 --> 00:45:14,800 Speaker 1: and uh it's it's stopped up. So I just I 667 00:45:14,920 --> 00:45:17,319 Speaker 1: was getting really upset about it. Okay, I'm gonna turn 668 00:45:17,400 --> 00:45:18,960 Speaker 1: off the system and turn it back on, and you 669 00:45:18,960 --> 00:45:25,640 Speaker 1: should have that on and then off. Yeah. Flight A 670 00:45:25,920 --> 00:45:28,360 Speaker 1: four twenty, this is Tower, Flight A four coming in. 671 00:45:29,680 --> 00:45:32,080 Speaker 1: We just haven't noticed that all the power is shut 672 00:45:32,200 --> 00:45:34,320 Speaker 1: up from the plane. What is going on? Yeah, the 673 00:45:34,360 --> 00:45:38,120 Speaker 1: power is fine. Oh wait, Jesus, you're right, somebody turn 674 00:45:38,160 --> 00:45:41,000 Speaker 1: the ship off. What's going on? You're you're gonna have 675 00:45:41,160 --> 00:45:46,120 Speaker 1: to land it somewhere. Wake up, Kenny, wake up. Apparently 676 00:45:46,200 --> 00:45:50,640 Speaker 1: the power is off? Can you uh can you restart? Yeah? Alright, 677 00:45:50,960 --> 00:45:53,839 Speaker 1: Kenny's gonna restart Tower. It's all got Kenny. Oh, I'll 678 00:45:53,880 --> 00:45:59,000 Speaker 1: forget Okay, you're good, Okay, I love you you too. Yeah, 679 00:45:59,040 --> 00:46:02,880 Speaker 1: that was weird. Any how's that reached? Dart did okay? 680 00:46:03,480 --> 00:46:10,160 Speaker 1: And in other news today, flight A A four has disappeared. 681 00:46:12,719 --> 00:46:15,879 Speaker 1: We have the list of people that were on that flight. 682 00:46:15,960 --> 00:46:18,320 Speaker 1: Don't get distracted because I'm in your ear. Don't get distracted. 683 00:46:18,440 --> 00:46:22,480 Speaker 1: Keep reading. I just look at the screen. Don't look down, 684 00:46:22,560 --> 00:46:25,160 Speaker 1: look at the telefesionals. Why isn't he reading the prompter? 685 00:46:25,320 --> 00:46:28,799 Speaker 1: I don't questions. He should just be loved. Don't get 686 00:46:28,840 --> 00:46:30,600 Speaker 1: distracted that I'm in your ear. He said he had 687 00:46:30,640 --> 00:46:34,320 Speaker 1: the list of names. He's just rattling off like doctors 688 00:46:36,400 --> 00:46:42,600 Speaker 1: and I know, human beings, citizens of the world gone. 689 00:46:43,719 --> 00:46:46,880 Speaker 1: They've just disappeared. Stick to the prompter. Don't get distracted 690 00:46:46,920 --> 00:46:51,399 Speaker 1: that I'm in your ear. Search and rescue teams are 691 00:46:52,280 --> 00:46:55,640 Speaker 1: and the Emmy for Best News Cast giving horrible, horrible 692 00:46:55,719 --> 00:47:11,239 Speaker 1: news goes to Stephen blindle Dante. Here. Yeah, yeah, yeah, 693 00:47:11,239 --> 00:47:13,480 Speaker 1: I'm coming. I'm coming, you are. I got a little 694 00:47:13,520 --> 00:47:19,520 Speaker 1: speech here. Um, thanks thanks to everybody. And I just 695 00:47:19,640 --> 00:47:23,319 Speaker 1: wanted to say, no one wanted to see that kid 696 00:47:23,440 --> 00:47:28,200 Speaker 1: get hit by a baseball. No one wanted that. But um, 697 00:47:28,680 --> 00:47:31,640 Speaker 1: I was coming off some dental work that I've done 698 00:47:31,719 --> 00:47:34,920 Speaker 1: with my doctor of the Dark Lord, and it was 699 00:47:35,400 --> 00:47:38,400 Speaker 1: just hard to come out and speak very clearly. I 700 00:47:38,400 --> 00:47:43,440 Speaker 1: should have taken the day off. Hold on, hold on, 701 00:47:43,600 --> 00:47:47,520 Speaker 1: this is bullshit. You're telling me that a broadcast about 702 00:47:47,520 --> 00:47:50,200 Speaker 1: a kid getting hit with a baseball was more important 703 00:47:50,239 --> 00:47:52,600 Speaker 1: to you than a flight A four twenty going missing. 704 00:47:53,000 --> 00:47:57,160 Speaker 1: Huh bullshit. We voted on it, and that's what did 705 00:47:57,200 --> 00:48:02,200 Speaker 1: you vote? Down? Kurt com down? Okay, fucking Kurt me. Dude, 706 00:48:02,239 --> 00:48:05,759 Speaker 1: we're not friends right now or something? What do you 707 00:48:05,800 --> 00:48:10,080 Speaker 1: have a gun or something? What do you want? Marshal? 708 00:48:10,239 --> 00:48:15,480 Speaker 1: All right, stage Marshal. And for the record, Kurt, they 709 00:48:15,560 --> 00:48:17,800 Speaker 1: found that plane a few days later, so it wasn't 710 00:48:17,840 --> 00:48:23,279 Speaker 1: that big a news. Wait you didn't know that part 711 00:48:24,520 --> 00:48:27,399 Speaker 1: that well? I went yeah. I started drinking heavily after 712 00:48:27,480 --> 00:48:31,520 Speaker 1: that broadcast. I was sad. Well, they found on the plane. 713 00:48:32,000 --> 00:48:35,080 Speaker 1: I was on that flight. You were on that flight? 714 00:48:35,480 --> 00:48:42,480 Speaker 1: Oh my god, you don't recognize me. That's Luke Today. 715 00:48:44,480 --> 00:48:47,960 Speaker 1: Let's take the Alchemists and they're ridiculous nows. Starting with 716 00:48:48,040 --> 00:48:50,279 Speaker 1: a tool, sing a tool. Thank you so much. Oh, 717 00:48:50,360 --> 00:48:52,399 Speaker 1: this is great. Thanks for having me. It's always great 718 00:48:52,440 --> 00:48:55,759 Speaker 1: to see everybody's faces and hear everybody's lovely voices. Where 719 00:48:55,800 --> 00:48:58,560 Speaker 1: can folks find you here and there and everywhere on 720 00:48:58,719 --> 00:49:02,359 Speaker 1: the Instagram, tool time and YouTube at a tool time 721 00:49:02,400 --> 00:49:05,359 Speaker 1: anywhere you want a tool time? All right, fair enough, 722 00:49:06,000 --> 00:49:11,680 Speaker 1: Chris Alva, rots love you for having me a tool. 723 00:49:11,680 --> 00:49:15,080 Speaker 1: It's nice, yes, comedy fix. Uh check that out a tool. 724 00:49:15,080 --> 00:49:16,759 Speaker 1: It's nice to see you, man, nice to play with you. 725 00:49:16,800 --> 00:49:18,440 Speaker 1: I'm curious what do you think that character did for 726 00:49:18,440 --> 00:49:21,560 Speaker 1: a living? The Jim Johnson in the flight, Uh, sales. 727 00:49:21,840 --> 00:49:24,360 Speaker 1: You know, it's like a manager. I feel like an accenture. 728 00:49:24,480 --> 00:49:26,359 Speaker 1: Not like when you're doing the actual projects, but when 729 00:49:26,360 --> 00:49:28,200 Speaker 1: you get to where you can get clientele, so you 730 00:49:28,280 --> 00:49:31,560 Speaker 1: go and manage projects. But yeah, accenture, p WC. I 731 00:49:31,600 --> 00:49:34,399 Speaker 1: could go on, I know you could. Thank you, Thank 732 00:49:34,440 --> 00:49:37,160 Speaker 1: you for ening man, craigcal thank you so much, buddy, 733 00:49:37,200 --> 00:49:39,920 Speaker 1: my pleasure. That was so much fun. Uh yeah, just 734 00:49:40,040 --> 00:49:43,640 Speaker 1: google Kikowski and see what happens like this. The odds 735 00:49:43,640 --> 00:49:45,200 Speaker 1: are getting me are pretty You might get my sister 736 00:49:45,320 --> 00:49:47,560 Speaker 1: and my wife, but there's not that many of us. 737 00:49:48,200 --> 00:49:51,960 Speaker 1: All right, fair and thanks for sharing. James Heeney, thanks 738 00:49:52,000 --> 00:49:55,719 Speaker 1: for tuning in. Go ahead and uh and check me 739 00:49:55,800 --> 00:49:59,600 Speaker 1: out on Twitch at game Front and there's been a 740 00:49:59,680 --> 00:50:02,080 Speaker 1: lot of live streams lately, so you can probably find 741 00:50:02,120 --> 00:50:06,560 Speaker 1: one fair enough. And Joey you know it, you know what, 742 00:50:06,719 --> 00:50:09,680 Speaker 1: you know what. I'm on Instagram. It's also thank our 743 00:50:09,719 --> 00:50:14,560 Speaker 1: producer and you know the star, Mr Doug Bain. Find 744 00:50:14,600 --> 00:50:18,480 Speaker 1: folks that I hurt media. I'm your host, Kevin Poblic, 745 00:50:18,520 --> 00:50:21,000 Speaker 1: yourminding you. We love you and care very much that 746 00:50:21,120 --> 00:50:23,400 Speaker 1: you are safe and healthy. So be kind to each other. 747 00:50:23,680 --> 00:50:25,520 Speaker 1: It helps ever so much. Until next time.