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Speaker 1: What is one of the things you would put on

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Speaker 1: your bucket list?

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Speaker 2: Go uh camping out for one solid week?

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Speaker 1: Okay, all right, come on, Tommy.

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Speaker 3: All hit it.

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Speaker 1: How you like your steak?

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Speaker 3: Cook? Medium?

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Speaker 1: I think that was a question, he asked. Right then,

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Speaker 1: come on, let's go here the fire. Who do you

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Speaker 1: admire the most?

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Speaker 3: Living or dead?

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Speaker 1: It don't matter, beautiful, come all right, rapid fire. If

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Speaker 1: a movie was made of your life, who would play you?

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Speaker 3: Mike Epps?

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Speaker 2: That time?

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Speaker 1: Really right here? He's what s he too short?

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Speaker 3: The damn movie?

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Speaker 1: The movies makes everyone look tall though.

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Speaker 3: They gonna walk on the peach, create the whole damn.

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Speaker 2: When you go up down stage and you're standing there

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Speaker 2: with the microphone, Well, I ain't gonna have them little

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Speaker 2: air clothes, all right, Steve. If you could trade lives

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Speaker 2: with anyone for a day, who would it be?

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Speaker 1: And why?

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Speaker 3: Oh wow, that's a hard one.

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Speaker 2: If I could trade lives with anybody for a day.

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Speaker 3: Or a day, oh.

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Speaker 2: Man, or you know you want to be over here?

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Speaker 2: Well he wants to be you tell me that for

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Speaker 2: a day.

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Speaker 3: One thing about it?

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Speaker 2: If I was you for a day, when I got

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Speaker 2: back to me, I'd be a lot more grateful that

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Speaker 2: might be that idea. Yeah, damn, who would I be.

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Speaker 3: If I could be somebody for a day?

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Speaker 1: Jeff Bezos, No, not for a day.

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Speaker 2: Back to my poass, like you got one hundred and

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Speaker 2: thirty something billion dollars, then you get back to me.

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Speaker 3: You're gonna feel real, Pope. Really No, I don't need

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Speaker 3: to go through that. Huh.

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Speaker 4: Okay, what is your favorite joke that I've ever.

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Speaker 2: Heard or just your favorite? Oh, my favorite joke I've

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Speaker 2: ever written or heard? The best joke I've ever written, man,

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Speaker 2: I would say the joke that has meant the most.

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Speaker 3: Two jokes have meant the most of my career.

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Speaker 2: The joke that I did on Apollo the first night

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Speaker 2: which caused.

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Speaker 3: Him to bring me back when Mike Tyson got.

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Speaker 2: Hit nine, and then what I did as a joke

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Speaker 2: but it turned out to be one of the most

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Speaker 2: relevant pieces I wrote was an introduction of Christ.

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Speaker 3: That those two jokes were life chilass for me.

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Speaker 1: Come on, Carlo, are here you five? Moan?

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Speaker 3: Okay? Junr?

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Speaker 2: What's what's okay? Each one of y'all? What's y'all favorite

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Speaker 2: joke I've ever done?

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Speaker 1: WI? Yeah, I think, hands down?

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Speaker 2: Yeah, will turn Will.

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Speaker 1: You wait a minute? When it Turner spoke to all

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Speaker 1: of America. Yes, but I like Turner, but I do

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Speaker 1: like Oh Jake, Oh Jake, the ray Karoo Club, the.

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Speaker 3: Gaff piece.

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Speaker 1: After Titanic. The Titanic was good. Yeah, and Whiting have

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Speaker 1: wonderful one wonderful Yes, yes, yes, wonderful people just have

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Speaker 1: a couple of days. Yes we did, Yes we do.

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Speaker 1: You've had man Michael Clark.

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Speaker 2: When I found ten million dollars because I was on

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Speaker 2: him about being a planning the age when hands might

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Speaker 2: come in.

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Speaker 3: He said ten million dollars. I was.

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Speaker 2: I said, for four million, best blank monkey you've ever seen.

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Speaker 3: I'd be such a good monkey. Black people be shame

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Speaker 3: on my hands.

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Speaker 2: Look at your big little I asked that you ain't

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Speaker 2: got to act that good a damn monkey.

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Speaker 1: I'm at school doing all that.

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Speaker 3: Can I can I ask for something? Yeah? Can will it?

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Speaker 3: Turner be our closing remarks today?

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Speaker 4: Man?

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Speaker 3: Yeah, man? That be slip If we could play the

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Speaker 3: Willie Turner bit.

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Speaker 2: I was thinking your closing remarks to was your introduction

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Speaker 2: to Christ?

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Speaker 3: That was good?

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Speaker 4: Well, let's play WILLI if we do willing? Now we

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Speaker 4: do willing?

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Speaker 3: Right?

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Speaker 4: Now and then do the Lord at then? But willie now,

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Speaker 4: Lord at the end, we got something?

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Speaker 1: What can I get?

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Speaker 3: What you think? Yeah? I like that?

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Speaker 1: But can I give you another? That person to my

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Speaker 1: heart that I'm see you do. You don't come to

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Speaker 1: bed like you used to. You don't even know that

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Speaker 1: you ain't got that spark in your relationship that that

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Speaker 1: ain't that no more because you don't come to bed

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Speaker 1: like you used to. Man, Yeah, where you get that? From?

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Speaker 1: What class?

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Speaker 3: Living? Living?

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Speaker 2: Watching? My my aunt came out of the back room

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Speaker 2: one time he was over the house and I saw

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Speaker 2: what she had on. I said, Lord, no wonder my

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Speaker 2: uncle thorn like, I can't stand to get drunk and

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Speaker 2: be on that. I can't stand, I said, Man, I

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Speaker 2: like unclear, I'm know what class? She came out the

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Speaker 2: bedroom one night. I was man, Man, she had a

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Speaker 2: hunting out ship, wrapped up one hunt out fit, ma'am

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Speaker 2: camel and thick socks, and flattened the robe that had

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Speaker 2: a little not in front of her because you know,

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Speaker 2: she had gained so much weight she couldn't make a

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Speaker 2: bowl no more.

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Speaker 3: Man.

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Speaker 2: She looked crazy, had some cream on her face. I said, man, Wow, Man,

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Speaker 2: I felt bad more. I said, man, I was nine

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Speaker 2: and I realized. I said he should leave her relationship this,

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Speaker 2: you don't need to go to this and was always deep.

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Speaker 2: I know, I understood my my uncle. I said, man,

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Speaker 2: I can't stand her. Ass I said, man, I'm Claire

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Speaker 2: Knice ooh n. Claire came out of the back room

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Speaker 2: one night. I went, I see it. Yep, you should leave.

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Speaker 2: You can't be happy.

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Speaker 1: Look we got we'll be back. You're listening hard morning show.