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Speaker 1: What would you talk about on your on your podcast

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Speaker 1: firms show. I mean, I love our jobs. The jobs

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Speaker 1: we have are very unique, and I hope we never

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Speaker 1: take that for granted. But I know it's easy for

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Speaker 1: us to take you for granted. We've been doing it

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Speaker 1: question is this, guys. If let's say we were restaurant

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Speaker 1: health inspectors, we had to go from restaurant to restaurant

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Speaker 1: to look for, you know, problems, things that you know

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Speaker 1: needed attention, things that could be you know, making people sick, whatever,

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Speaker 1: would we love doing that as much as we love

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Speaker 1: doing what we do here. Okay, well, here we go

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Speaker 1: around the fifteen minute morning show podcast table is Gandhi

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Speaker 1: and they're scattering. There's Dave Brody, there's a good American Garrett,

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Speaker 1: and there's Daniel Monaro and then yours truly, So yes,

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Speaker 1: do do people really enjoy their jobs if it's something

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Speaker 1: I picture Roadie loving it going in there and being like, no,

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Speaker 1: this is two degrees who called you're done getting paid

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Speaker 1: to five fault with restaurants all about it? Okay, I

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Speaker 1: done that. What about the people who write tickets for

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Speaker 1: cars who haven't paid for the the you know what

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Speaker 1: I'm saying, the person you are taking money away from people.

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Speaker 1: I think that that's such a stressful job because when

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Speaker 1: people come out and find you doing that to their car,

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Speaker 1: think you go home so stressed out from that jobably.

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Speaker 1: But Garrett, what do you mean they have no soul?

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Speaker 1: Because I've been in the situation where the guy starts

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Speaker 1: writing the ticket, and he's handwriting the ticket, so I'm

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Speaker 1: right there, and he goes, well, you're four minutes over

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Speaker 1: four minutes and now you can't you can't down for

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Speaker 1: an elevator getting stuck, or the fact that maybe I

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Speaker 1: would let you go. Some won't. But when you have

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Speaker 1: a conversation with some of those people that are writing

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Speaker 1: the tickets, they just they have no They have a

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Speaker 1: blank stare on their face, Like do they enjoy their jobs?

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Speaker 1: I don't think they do. I don't know. I think

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Speaker 1: some of them do and some of them don't. Okay,

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Speaker 1: we we should open this up on the radio show tomorrow,

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Speaker 1: Like what do you do that people assume you hate

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Speaker 1: doing but you love but you really love it? Like

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Speaker 1: I would think people who have to clean the porta

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Speaker 1: potties would absolutely hate their jobs. A what if they

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Speaker 1: worked with other reported potty cleaning people and they love

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Speaker 1: working with them? You know, I don't know. I don't know,

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Speaker 1: because you know, we've been doing this for so long, Daniel,

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Speaker 1: I don't know what any other job isn't. I have

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Speaker 1: a friend who's a tow truck driver loves it for

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Speaker 1: the fact that, like he gets paid by a storefront

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Speaker 1: to protect the parking spaces out there. So if you're

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Speaker 1: they actually tell you? The science says this parking for

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Speaker 1: Baskin Robbins Only does Baskin Robbins keep an eye on

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Speaker 1: of it. I would I would like to have catch

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Speaker 1: people bad people doing bad things culprit's like the culprit

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Speaker 1: dirty restaurant. I don't take joy in that because I

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Speaker 1: feel like, you know what teachable moment, Give them a pass,

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Speaker 1: let them clean up their act, and I'll come back

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Speaker 1: and see it. The rats and crap. I know the

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Speaker 1: intention I want the intentional people. So you want to

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Speaker 1: be a police office shop shoplifters for instant police officer?

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Speaker 1: You are? You are? You know? You were saying police

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Speaker 1: police officer, meter maiders, citizens arrest all the time? Someone

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Speaker 1: I want to do that? You want to be a

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Speaker 1: vigilante something? You want to be a ball Paul Lark?

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Speaker 1: What walking around in front of I have a question topic.

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Speaker 1: How much would it cost for them to pay you

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Speaker 1: to test green stuff cost? So many years ago, I

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Speaker 1: prep area. I had to make guacamole. What I didn't

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Speaker 1: I had no choice. But that was the only time, though.

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Speaker 1: If I had a job where I wouldn't take a job,

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Speaker 1: if I had to do things like that, I wouldn't

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Speaker 1: take I wouldn't take a job where I'd have to

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Speaker 1: spit something out like marriage. A million dollars, all right,

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Speaker 1: Danielle or Elvis daniel the same question, may me two million.

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Speaker 1: I'll swallow taste mayo. You're you're the mayo tester. It's

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Speaker 1: your only job. There's no other job. The chairman of

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Speaker 1: thrown up all over the planet the mayonnaise plant. So

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Speaker 1: Then I then I shut down the Mayo and opened

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Speaker 1: the chocolate. Yeah there is no chocolate, no, say you it.

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Speaker 1: You do hate mayo with a passion, But you inherited

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Speaker 1: Mayonnaise dynasty. I hire a lot of people to run it. See,

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Speaker 1: so you would be a part of manage. But I'm

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Speaker 1: not eating it. But to be worthy to inherit it,

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Speaker 1: but yet you're selling freaking tambargas. Yeah. I don't think

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Speaker 1: You wouldn't be a beaver trader, you know. I was

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Speaker 1: watching There is an incredible uh, there's an incredible series

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Speaker 1: rolled back time, Gandhi, Yes, and you knowingly knew that

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Speaker 1: I could do it, not be the escort. I could

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Speaker 1: Oh no, no, I could date someone knowing that they're

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Speaker 1: Have you guys? See in the Seth McFarland movie A

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Speaker 1: Million Ways to Die in the West, So it's a comedy.

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Speaker 1: But in the movie there's a couple where she's a

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Speaker 1: the saloon contry. Well, I said that similiar ways. It's

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Speaker 1: a Western, Okay, saloon. I got to do it backdoor

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Speaker 1: so I can afford that. And he's like, oh, that's fabulous.

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Speaker 1: I can afford that new player piano you want for

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Speaker 1: your saloon. You can always just drive for uber. That

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Speaker 1: seems to be an easier way to handle things. I

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Speaker 1: he had a lot of senators and congressmen, and he

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Speaker 1: made a lot of money. Sure, and then one day,

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Speaker 1: you know, he realized he just wasn't the young guy anymore,

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Speaker 1: and he quit. He made a lot of money. Would

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Speaker 1: you be able to date someone who was a former escort? Depends? Probably,

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Speaker 1: he thinks probably. I don't know. I can't say no

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Speaker 1: still not be able to do. You think Alex used

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Speaker 1: to be an escort? That was where I was going

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Speaker 1: with this. Okay, he could never do it. Alex actually

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Speaker 1: man not. I really want to just call Alex and

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Speaker 1: be like, Alex, what's going on? Moving on? What else?

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Speaker 1: What's that light? To be paid to do it? Why

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Speaker 1: Uncle Johnny got paid to do it to me. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: he said he was a bad male escort because he

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Speaker 1: him money. I'm like, no, I have a question. You

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Speaker 1: have glitter all it's from the it's from these decorations

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Speaker 1: in here. It looks like you've been making out with

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Speaker 1: like a hooker. I've been making out with a Christmas

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Speaker 1: looking at you and thinking, how does she have glitter

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Speaker 1: on her mouth? Yeah? Yeah, pod calling kettle black. It's everywhere.

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Speaker 1: There's everywhere you making out with a hooker. You know,

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Speaker 1: maybe Elvis has the glitter on his face on the

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Speaker 1: Share concert. It still could be there and Gandhi farted. Yes,

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Speaker 1: did she far glitter? Did you go back to age

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Speaker 1: and meet her? Have you? No? No, I didn't have

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Speaker 1: interview Share. I hear she's very complicated. I mean in

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Speaker 1: fun to talk to. What are you doing, daniel To

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Speaker 1: get the glitter off my face? You'll never get it.

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Speaker 1: It's in this area. I like it. I think it's cute.

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Speaker 1: Come lick my. I'm sure you know this, but it's

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Speaker 1: some strip clubs I've heard in the bathroom they have

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Speaker 1: like lipstick on you, the stains and the fabris might work.

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Speaker 1: There is no contraption in the world that gets all

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Speaker 1: the glitter off you. None. There's this. Look at this desk,

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Speaker 1: there is glitter al I sort of think this was

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Speaker 1: the sales department given us a subtle little f you,

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Speaker 1: which I appreciate because we complained about the other tree.

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Speaker 1: So they're like, cool, we'll fix your tree. Glitter everywhere. Bam. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: I respect that move pretty bad. I've never been to

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Speaker 1: a strip club. All my friends have never just have

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Speaker 1: all Russians, and I think they were all gay for pay.

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Speaker 1: I don't think they were gay at all because I mean,

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Speaker 1: there was nothing sexual going down except they were like,

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Speaker 1: you know, humping your face and stuff that's not sexual

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Speaker 1: in showers, splashing, the guys would take showers. They closed

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