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Speaker 1: Jewbles.

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Speaker 2: Dirty little secret?

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Speaker 3: Hello, Hello, what's up. You have a dirty little secret.

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Speaker 1: I have a dirty little secret.

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Speaker 3: Oh my goodness, let's hear it.

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Speaker 1: My dirty little secret is that I bail on my

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Speaker 1: friends as the d D, the designated driver.

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Speaker 4: Oh what do they know that?

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Speaker 5: No, they do not.

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Speaker 6: These are people I work with, and they're always like,

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Speaker 6: hey man, we're all go to the work party. You

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Speaker 6: know you.

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Speaker 5: We know you don't drink, so if you could be

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Speaker 5: our DD, it's all the time. And also I do drink.

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Speaker 3: So do you just not go? Or you go and

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Speaker 3: then you drink, so now you can't drive.

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Speaker 2: No, I go have a great time for an hour.

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Speaker 2: I wait for them to get drunk, and then I

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Speaker 2: just leave.

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Speaker 3: Them stranded.

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Speaker 6: Oh yeah yeah, I'm like, why do you keep asking me?

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Speaker 2: We have uber lyft, you could get other people to

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Speaker 2: drive you.

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Speaker 5: So I go to other parties that I get hammered.

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Speaker 3: So what's the secret here?

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Speaker 7: Because obviously they know you're leaving, they know you're not

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Speaker 7: driving them home on purpose.

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Speaker 2: They just think it's they think it's funny, they think

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Speaker 2: it's all.

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Speaker 7: Take it.

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Speaker 6: No, yeah, they don't know.

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Speaker 5: I do it on purpose.

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Speaker 6: I do it every time on purpose.

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Speaker 3: Well, thank you for telling us your dirty little secrets twisted.

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Speaker 3: What's your dirty little secret,