Speaker 1: Gambling was something that I did.
Speaker 2: This is Dan Patrick takes a gamble.
Speaker 1: One of my bookies died at the kitchen Table, a
Speaker 1: podcast vehicle for Dan to talk about his love of gambling.
Speaker 1: One bet, another bet, another bet.
Speaker 2: Without doing the actual gambling.
Speaker 3: You're a coward.
Speaker 1: It's easy to have a scapegoat and now join my
Speaker 1: bad Larry, Shayan Irving and Dylan the graphics guy. I
Speaker 1: have friends.
Speaker 2: Here's Dan Patrick.
Speaker 4: Larry, Hello, Dan, how do you feel?
Speaker 5: I got a headache? It was tough. Wait, way harder
Speaker 5: than I thought it was going to be.
Speaker 1: Okay, do you have a headache from taking the Wonderlick test?
Speaker 1: Or did you have a.
Speaker 5: Headache from taking his half? Okay, I haven't taken his
Speaker 5: test in twenty five years.
Speaker 1: Wait, when's the last test you took twenty five years ago?
Speaker 3: That actually.
Speaker 5: Mortgage business. We had to take some canyon education colladding.
Speaker 5: I'm not used to concentrating like that for ten minutes.
Speaker 5: It was hard.
Speaker 1: Wait, so you were limited a mortgage broker for how long?
Speaker 5: Mortgage banker? Dan not have broken.
Speaker 1: Okay?
Speaker 5: We were licensed, we were working for we were bankers
Speaker 5: for how long? Twenty years?
Speaker 3: How did how did you fare around like two thousand
Speaker 3: and eight, that's I quit.
Speaker 1: How did you fare around? Compliance?
Speaker 5: Larry was actual? Don't forget all my all my deals
Speaker 5: were lily white people in my neighborhood, friends of mine,
Speaker 5: with good credit and good income.
Speaker 4: For a second, I don't have to.
Speaker 5: Worry about any fraud.
Speaker 1: We do no income, no doc loans for bookies and gangsters.
Speaker 5: Fanny May gave us that option.
Speaker 1: Yes, well, I have the results of the Wonderlick test,
Speaker 1: the scores that Dylan and Shay took here that we
Speaker 1: got to monitor. Larry, you were on the honor system
Speaker 1: down at your place in the Jersey Shore, correct.
Speaker 3: A notoriously honorable place.
Speaker 1: Yeah. Yeah. When I think honor, I think Jersey Shore,
Speaker 1: I think Snookie, Chicago, New Orleans.
Speaker 3: Then it's the situation went to prison.
Speaker 1: Yeah yeah, okay, So what's your problem?
Speaker 3: Nothing? Look, I got nothing against him that.
Speaker 1: You guys all have records, You guys all have mug shots. Yeah,
Speaker 1: it's called be an Americans.
Speaker 3: Sometimes.
Speaker 1: Well, I guess I'm not an American because I don't
Speaker 1: have a mug shot. It's a communist, yes.
Speaker 5: Nor do I damn?
Speaker 1: Oh shut up? Uh? Here do you guys want the
Speaker 1: test results or do we want to wait until the
Speaker 1: very end of the podcast. It's called a tea called
Speaker 1: it tease.
Speaker 3: I think I'm down with waiting until the end.
Speaker 1: Okay, Shay, can you wait? I can wait, bad, Larry,
Speaker 1: You're gonna have to wait.
Speaker 5: Yeah, I'm that's fine. I don't have any any picks
Speaker 5: to give in. You know what I might take Rutgers
Speaker 5: against Michigan.
Speaker 1: Well, hold on, hold on, hold, hold on the gambling podcast. Yes,
Speaker 1: you're supposed to have picks on a gambling podcast. All right,
Speaker 1: are we ready?
Speaker 3: Yeah?
Speaker 1: Okay, so, uh, we've started new since the season is over,
Speaker 1: and uh, it's officially best sect to Me me season that
Speaker 1: usually happens March Madness, then doesn't happen the week of
Speaker 1: the start of March Madness. Yeah, something like that. The
Speaker 1: roommate's been talking to me about it for years. But no,
Speaker 1: you're not getting absolutely not.
Speaker 3: We could get you to do that anything.
Speaker 6: Uh, twins, if we have twins next, I could probably
Speaker 6: get of a sect to.
Speaker 3: Me and that's fine.
Speaker 1: Is your wife pregnant? No not yet? Wait are you
Speaker 1: trying to get pregnant? No? I never tried. They just
Speaker 1: keep happening. I never were never playing any of these kids.
Speaker 1: They just kept popping up. No, yeah, wait, so you
Speaker 1: just shoot the club up.
Speaker 3: I feel like planning it takes a little of the
Speaker 3: magic out of it.
Speaker 1: You know, it's boring. As far as I'm concerned, the
Speaker 1: Lord's gonna provide, I might as well have seven of them,
Speaker 1: fine with me?
Speaker 3: Yeah?
Speaker 1: Okay, have you run that by the roommate. No, she's
Speaker 1: very upset when I talk about any of this shit,
Speaker 1: and her tennis friends are listening. Right now, y'all can
Speaker 1: all go to hell, quit talking about shut your damn
Speaker 1: mouth and leave her alone. How about that, you freaking bums,
Speaker 1: get a job. Okay, right now? I got Shay minus
Speaker 1: three and a half, Dylan minus two and a half.
Speaker 1: Larry is plus four and a half. See, I think
Speaker 1: the key was to get the football season over. That's
Speaker 1: when Larry starts his magic.
Speaker 5: Now. I bet us Providence and the under. Last night,
Speaker 5: in that Marquette game, it was like fifty to twenty
Speaker 5: nine at halftime, and loves are on both.
Speaker 4: Okay, why got I got to win that back? Today?
Speaker 1: Okay, let me let me recap. We had some golf. Dylan,
Speaker 1: he loves justin Thomas. That didn't work out well, Uh,
Speaker 1: the there was gonna be a hole in one and
Speaker 1: there was wow, yeah, a good hit as plus one
Speaker 1: and this was that, which turns been so long.
Speaker 3: I know that the extra week in there throws us off.
Speaker 7: What was the yeah, right, it was the Genesis Tournament Riviera, Yeah, Riviera.
Speaker 3: And Justin Thomas actually had the hole in one.
Speaker 1: Oh and still paid that up.
Speaker 8: He hit the hole in one during the practice right xalatoris, Oh,
Speaker 8: yes it was valatauris Okay, So I wasn't like okay,
Speaker 8: and you lost your PARLAYU Shay.
Speaker 1: Give it you take it away ball. Yeah, it's a
Speaker 1: long season, Danny. Bad Larry, once he learned how to
Speaker 1: pronounce Victor Hobblin's name, Uh, got a top twenty finish
Speaker 1: out of him the All Star Game over three hundred
Speaker 1: and sixty four total points. That was four units for
Speaker 1: the over in the first half. So bad Larry did
Speaker 1: pretty well with them. Sorry mess.
Speaker 5: And they're gonna they're gonna end that NBA champion that
Speaker 5: All Star Game, right, No, we're gonna do it.
Speaker 1: Well, what are they going to do instead? I think
Speaker 1: versus the World makes a lot of sense. I think
Speaker 1: playing against the United States, playing with some of your
Speaker 1: European teammates or friends that you might play, it can't
Speaker 1: get any worse. Correct, correct, There's no chance. So no
Speaker 1: one can say, well, that's a dumb idea, because the
Speaker 1: dumb idea is the all star just at the wall. Yes,
Speaker 1: all right, bets this week, since bad Larry is leading
Speaker 1: the charge, Larry, you get to start off.
Speaker 5: Okay. I looked this morning. I didn't really see anything
Speaker 5: I like, but I'm gonna bet Rutgers because Michigan sinks.
Speaker 5: I wanna bet Rutgers against Michigan tonight, thirty games. I
Speaker 5: think I'm laying seven at uts. Yeah, it's all I
Speaker 5: got for you, Dan, one unit on Rutgers.
Speaker 1: Okay, that's it. Wow, I just okay, that.
Speaker 5: Golf tournament already starts.
Speaker 4: I thought, I don't know, we're gonna know it starts.
Speaker 1: It starts. The tournament starts today.
Speaker 5: But yeah, like nine o'clock this morning, my wife do
Speaker 5: her hair.
Speaker 1: Hang on, what does that have to do with betting?
Speaker 5: I can't. I got to move, I can't hear with
Speaker 5: the hair dryer going in the in the.
Speaker 3: Bathroom might actually be Larry's smartest move he's ever done.
Speaker 1: By not just one bet okay one one and done,
Speaker 1: okay one and dumb Oh wait.
Speaker 5: Wait wait I want to go. Then you know what
Speaker 5: that Formula one? Is that a race? Because I saw
Speaker 5: those odds. You're Dylan's guy first stopping.
Speaker 1: It's it's ball Rain Grand Prix and it is a race.
Speaker 4: So it's right, So then what else would it be?
Speaker 1: I have no idea.
Speaker 5: Hey, that guy's minus five hundred were stopping.
Speaker 1: Ham it la.
Speaker 3: I mean if you really wanted to put Max bet yeah,
Speaker 3: literally Max bettet Max verst stopping stopping it.
Speaker 1: Okay, are you betting on the Bob Rain Grand Prix, Larry, Yes.
Speaker 5: I want the guy who the second favorite was, like Hody,
Speaker 5: somebody who's like plus nine hundred. I think I just
Speaker 5: want to make sure it's a race and it's not
Speaker 5: like cumulive points for the year and for stopping his
Speaker 5: way ahead of everyone.
Speaker 1: Okay, so who's he taking?
Speaker 5: Ray?
Speaker 7: So as of right now, me and Dylan found this
Speaker 7: out today. They stripped the lines down today. What we
Speaker 7: don't know why why why did you say that?
Speaker 3: Well they might just be changed, like they might just
Speaker 3: be changing lines stuff around. So then like you know,
Speaker 3: futures markets and stuff like that.
Speaker 1: Okay, up and down?
Speaker 7: So what comes out? I'll take you. You want the
Speaker 7: second best odds?
Speaker 5: Oh yeah, it's like Hody something had a weird name.
Speaker 3: I guess it's nothing like that. But whoever the second.
Speaker 1: No, I think it's hod of from the Today Show.
Speaker 5: Who's on my phone?
Speaker 1: Max Win?
Speaker 5: I want him as as Dylan says, I want to
Speaker 5: podium finished for that guy.
Speaker 1: What kind of phone do you have? He's a flip phone? Yeah?
Speaker 5: No, no, no, it's one of those apples. I don't
Speaker 5: know which one.
Speaker 3: They only have one.
Speaker 1: Are you the Alpha?
Speaker 2: Are you?
Speaker 1: Are you talking about Max Homer the Golfer? No?
Speaker 5: No, no, it was like Hody or something.
Speaker 3: Let's say, let's say if we can crack this.
Speaker 1: Okay, do you have somebody named Hody or Hoda? Oh?
Speaker 3: Okay?
Speaker 1: So that howdy?
Speaker 3: Charles Leclair is number two?
Speaker 1: That is that's really closet.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I mean you know, do you have Lewis Lewis Hamilton?
Speaker 4: No, No, it wasn't him, Okay, Lando Norris.
Speaker 5: Lando that it was he like plus nine hundred.
Speaker 3: Plus twenty eight hundred.
Speaker 5: No, that wasn't him. You know what when you guys
Speaker 5: are doing your picks, I'll go into my gambling.
Speaker 1: Go into your phone.
Speaker 4: Yeah, okay, okay, I gotta listen.
Speaker 1: You got talk, all right, here we go. It's Dylan
Speaker 1: your picks this week? All right?
Speaker 3: Dan So And in the golfer I got some JM
Speaker 3: top five.
Speaker 1: Plus eight fifty. Damn you like son Jay Young?
Speaker 3: I love him. I don't know, He's just he's majestic.
Speaker 1: Really, Okay, I don't think he's a majestic.
Speaker 3: He's quite majestic actually. And then I'm also gonna add
Speaker 3: Keith Mitchell top ten.
Speaker 1: One of the best swings. But he does wear a visor.
Speaker 1: I have a problem with guys who wear advisors.
Speaker 3: I actually like him because of that. He wears that, Like, no,
Speaker 3: I do.
Speaker 1: I have a problem with visors. Why? I just like,
Speaker 1: why why do we need visors? Did you ever tell
Speaker 1: Jay Gruden this? I would tell John too. Wow?
Speaker 3: Yeah, but isn't isn't golf the most fitting setting for advisor?
Speaker 7: Yeah?
Speaker 3: Like it was invented for golfer.
Speaker 1: Yeah, because normally they have beautiful hair, you know. Yeah,
Speaker 1: But I just don't. I wear a hat, not a visor,
Speaker 1: advisors anything I think you should.
Speaker 3: Like, maybe a helmet too, all right, So what else
Speaker 3: do you have here? College basketball? I got Stone Hill
Speaker 3: The Hillstones money line plus one fifty against Sacred Heart.
Speaker 1: Sacred Shart.
Speaker 3: I sent that to that.
Speaker 1: Is that a nickname for Sacred Heart should be?
Speaker 3: If it's not Sacred Shart, they're going to lose the
Speaker 3: Hillstone anyway?
Speaker 1: Okay? So uh stone Hill, yep.
Speaker 3: Right, who I believe played them earlier in the season
Speaker 3: and was like a ten point dogs and almost went
Speaker 3: out right, So I'll take them straight up this time.
Speaker 3: And then dan My Harvard of the West minus three
Speaker 3: and a half against Kansas City, which is apparently a college.
Speaker 1: I didn't know then, but I didn't know Denver played
Speaker 1: basketball either.
Speaker 3: They don't really, but but they played hockey tonight, they didey, yeah,
Speaker 3: hockey across Yeah, Okay, that's it.
Speaker 1: What else do you have?
Speaker 3: And then Saint Mary's last game tonight minus fifty and
Speaker 3: a half against pepper Dye.
Speaker 1: I want it too, I'm on it. Yeah, well, there's
Speaker 1: nothing wrong with being on the same game. I don't
Speaker 1: like it. Why I thought I had something there? Now
Speaker 1: we're going to take you know, like everybody's seeing it
Speaker 1: now special.
Speaker 3: I want Pepperdine money line.
Speaker 1: Go ahead, go ahead, I sprinkle. I'm gonna right wing
Speaker 1: fanatics going, yeah, okay.
Speaker 3: That's that's a fake place if I've ever seen one.
Speaker 1: Have you ever seen the campus?
Speaker 3: Yes, it's just on the like the promontory. Apparently it's
Speaker 3: boring as fun though there's like no drinking or anything.
Speaker 1: Pepperdine. Yeah, yeah, neo fascism. It's great. I didn't know
Speaker 1: that it was that, but it was very, very beautiful.
Speaker 1: There's a large cross when you when you pull in
Speaker 1: the driveway, there's a reminder. There is a reminders how
Speaker 1: we're going to take over the country. That is your
Speaker 1: kind of universe. Yeah, watched it all the time up
Speaker 1: against the Wall, Dylan, Yeah, you red neck mother Shay
Speaker 1: you're up next. Actually, oh you got one more.
Speaker 5: Yeah.
Speaker 3: I have some like our Esteine Larry who's figuring out
Speaker 3: the name of this person who doesn't exist, Tody Hody.
Speaker 3: I have a couple f one picks. Oh Lando Norris
Speaker 3: to finish on the podium, Charles Leclair to finish on
Speaker 3: the podium, and Charles Leclair's fastest lap and apparently the
Speaker 3: Ferrari car was the fastest beat Red Bulls car in
Speaker 3: the preseason whatever the Fox.
Speaker 1: Said, Okay, sure it means something, all right, Okay, we're
Speaker 1: ready comedy sports anyway.
Speaker 6: Danny h college basketball because I'm so good at it. Nebraska,
Speaker 6: Ohio State under one forty five, Ohio State plus three
Speaker 6: and a half. This is from Sammy p. He told
Speaker 6: me to do it, so I'm doing it. I don't
Speaker 6: understand the line at all, but.
Speaker 3: I don't either.
Speaker 6: I don't either. But take Nebraska right, Nebraska is shitty
Speaker 6: on the road. Here we go, let's rock.
Speaker 1: Wait, Ohio State's getting three and a half at home?
Speaker 3: Yeah?
Speaker 1: Are they at home? Yeah, they're at home. Well, yeah,
Speaker 1: that's what I said.
Speaker 6: North Dakota laying the one against South Dakota State, Saint
Speaker 6: Mary laying the fifteen and a half against the Christian Nationalists,
Speaker 6: and then I got Washington laying the two against u CoA.
Speaker 1: So the show Zoey one oh one was filmed at Pepperdine.
Speaker 1: Yeah my kids love that shit. Yeah, yeah, that show
Speaker 1: is great. Never saw. It's not a great show. It's
Speaker 1: an awful show. It's awful awful. But first off, it's
Speaker 1: a co ed boarding school. It makes no freaking sense.
Speaker 1: You wouldn't send your kid to a co ed boarding
Speaker 1: school at thirteen years old, right on the precipice of
Speaker 1: you know what, there's no chance in hell anybody would
Speaker 1: send their daughter there, but apparently they do on Zoe
Speaker 1: one on one.
Speaker 3: It is a fake show, but.
Speaker 1: It makes no sense. The premise is wrong.
Speaker 3: It is a premise of Star Wars makes sense absolutely.
Speaker 1: A galactic empire against fascist I.
Speaker 3: Thought it was against communists.
Speaker 1: What if they were doing in one hundred years? No,
Speaker 1: well like rebels games? Yeah, Hunger Games? Is that first off?
Speaker 1: Hunger Games. They should have just fell in line. They
Speaker 1: had a great life going on. They want to volunteer
Speaker 1: for bullshit. Let the regime win, Dan, there's some time
Speaker 1: sometimes you have to. No, there's no crime, nothing but education.
Speaker 1: Everybody's happy and healthy.
Speaker 3: Everyone needs clear soup.
Speaker 1: Exactly? Is it called broth? Broth? It's called.
Speaker 3: A slight amendment because I actually do want to take
Speaker 3: the other side. Ohio State is favored by four at home,
Speaker 3: it's four. Now they're favored by four.
Speaker 1: Why does it say plus three and a half here
Speaker 1: on the shield? Yeah, Ray, that was his fault. No
Speaker 1: it wasn't. I got the line. I'll show you the text.
Speaker 7: Yes, Ray, I'm pretty sure that's what you sent me,
Speaker 7: and you've been very pretty sure. It is my fault,
Speaker 7: but you've been very good at gave him.
Speaker 1: You don't know bullshit from Sammy p O s U
Speaker 1: minus three and a half.
Speaker 7: Okay, I fuck that up.
Speaker 1: Good try yeah, okay, try it out, but I'll take
Speaker 1: you never will thatche is under the influence when he
Speaker 1: sends you sober Danny. Oh, that's right, thank you. Wink
Speaker 1: wink you're wink Martindale the defensive coordinator Dirka derka. Yeah, okay, Ali,
Speaker 1: what else do we have? I got some futures if
Speaker 1: you want to hear it. Sure, why not Wild Class
Speaker 1: to win the SEC plus five thousand, Bama to win
Speaker 1: the SEC laying one oh five. I like Kentucky to
Speaker 1: win the entire freaking thing plus three thousand. Hell yeah,
Speaker 1: brother Cyclones plus twenty five hundred to win the whole thing,
Speaker 1: and then Perdue plus seven fifty I'll be I'll be
Speaker 1: hedging and fading and all that other tournament.
Speaker 7: Yes, right, just so you know, these are the lines
Speaker 7: to win it outright in the regular season, not the tournament.
Speaker 1: So you know that we're talking about.
Speaker 7: This isn't like, oh, Kentucky wins the SEC tournament. This
Speaker 7: is just for them to win the regular season. That's
Speaker 7: the line.
Speaker 4: No, no, no, no, no no.
Speaker 1: We got plus five thousand. Yeah, to win the tournament.
Speaker 7: No, it's for the regular season SEC crown. That's why
Speaker 7: they're plus five thousand.
Speaker 1: Oh bullshit, I don't want any of these Okay, well
Speaker 1: that's what. What about to win mark madness?
Speaker 7: Yeah, I want the madness is correct, that's plus three.
Speaker 1: That's just regular season.
Speaker 7: Yeah, that's why they're plus five thousand because they're so
Speaker 7: far behind.
Speaker 1: To be fair. If Tennessee Tennessee just beat Auburn, which
Speaker 1: was the dominant performance, that was crazy, that means I
Speaker 1: need no, absolutely not. I'm not taking that fucking bet. Okay,
Speaker 1: but the other futures you are I want. I want
Speaker 1: the actual championship future, so perdue Iowa State in Kentucky
Speaker 1: to win the national champions as okay, anything else?
Speaker 6: Yeah, Golf the golf. I got Rory and Connor top
Speaker 6: twenty finish parlay plus two sixteen.
Speaker 3: Ray's odds to open that were wild.
Speaker 1: They were they were gross.
Speaker 3: Everyone in the dust.
Speaker 1: I know the second best odds Chris Kirk at plus
Speaker 1: twenty two hundred. Do we want to do odds on
Speaker 1: the number two pick overall? Number three pick overall in
Speaker 1: the draft? Sounds like Chicago's taking Kaleb. Yeah. I mean,
Speaker 1: just so, who's going number two?
Speaker 5: Uh?
Speaker 1: Right now? Jaydon Daniels is No. I think I think
Speaker 1: Drake May is going to be a bust.
Speaker 3: I think Caleb william is going to be a bust.
Speaker 1: I don't trust kaylor Ship Yeah bad, Larry, You're still there.
Speaker 5: I'm still here. I got my guys.
Speaker 1: Lando Nars, Okay, that's just what. Yeah, we brought him
Speaker 1: up a while ago, but all we kind of got
Speaker 1: we have the same buys.
Speaker 5: Couldn't figure that out?
Speaker 1: You said, Hoda, holda, You said, Hody and howdy and
Speaker 1: now you're so figure that out?
Speaker 3: And I said, Lando Norris, you said no, And I
Speaker 3: was like, this is the only guy who has at
Speaker 3: least two of these letters in his name.
Speaker 1: Lando, Kyle Recia.
Speaker 5: Okay, I want him podium finished one unit? Laugh all
Speaker 5: you want?
Speaker 1: Wait all of that for one fucking unit?
Speaker 5: All right, it's a Formula one race.
Speaker 1: Well, now you figured out it's an actual race. You
Speaker 1: didn't even know it was a race, Larry, how could it?
Speaker 5: How can it be a race and one guy be
Speaker 5: minus five hundred. It's gotta be like, uh, say here
Speaker 5: with his five plus five thousand to win the thing. No,
Speaker 5: he has to be so far ahead of everyone else.
Speaker 5: It's like the next couple points or whatever they call it. Well, no,
Speaker 5: it's gonna be one race and a guy's minus five
Speaker 5: hundred to win a race.
Speaker 3: He won almost every race last year, I think, except
Speaker 3: for like one, yeah, one or two.
Speaker 5: Kya Woods has never been minus five hundred to start
Speaker 5: a tournament. Minus five hundred, this guy is. That's crazy.
Speaker 1: Yeah, golf for racing are different.
Speaker 5: I know, anyone could have anyone can.
Speaker 4: Crash, Larry.
Speaker 7: We did a whole segment last year about Tiger at
Speaker 7: his peak. He was like plus one oh five and
Speaker 7: then the second place was like plus nine hundred, because
Speaker 7: he's like, he's the peak right now. He's Tiger Woods
Speaker 7: for f one right now.
Speaker 1: I know.
Speaker 5: But minus five minus five hundred, Well.
Speaker 3: There's also to take take it.
Speaker 2: Don't take it.
Speaker 1: Take it. You don't want to take the bed, take the.
Speaker 5: Other side of it. I'll take the field. You canna
Speaker 5: be five, Yeah, take the field.
Speaker 3: I love it, Larry on the field.
Speaker 5: You know what, I'll take the field again.
Speaker 1: I don't even know what the field?
Speaker 3: Can I can I book that for you myself. I'll
Speaker 3: take I'll take max for staff, and you can have
Speaker 3: the field. Yeah, but what what we said he's giving
Speaker 3: to me?
Speaker 7: No do even money?
Speaker 1: No, no, no, three three to one, all day, three
Speaker 1: to one, all day money.
Speaker 5: This guy's minus five to one.
Speaker 1: Three to one.
Speaker 4: Do it?
Speaker 1: Juice him? All right?
Speaker 3: Yeah, all right, how much one hundred bucks?
Speaker 1: Three to one?
Speaker 5: Why three to one?
Speaker 1: Because you don't have a bet otherwise, because there's nothing.
Speaker 3: It's against the field, it's not against each other individual racer.
Speaker 5: You got you want, you want your buy your guy
Speaker 5: Verset stopping, whatever his name is. At minus five minus
Speaker 5: five hundred, I'll book that bet. The only way I
Speaker 5: can book that bet is take the field against them.
Speaker 3: Correct, correct, I'll do my one hundred to your twenty.
Speaker 1: Damn, that's fight the one.
Speaker 5: There's a five to one. That's fair one. Okay, you're
Speaker 5: one hundreds of my twenty.
Speaker 4: Perfect. I love it.
Speaker 1: I'm going to watch this ship now now you care? Yeah, no,
Speaker 1: I'll give it.
Speaker 3: Damn.
Speaker 1: That's really what this podcast is about giving you a
Speaker 1: reason to watch things that you wouldn't normally want, like
Speaker 1: Saint Mary pepperdine tonight, Stony Hill, it's against sacred heart.
Speaker 1: We give you a reason, all right. That brings us
Speaker 1: to the portion of the show where I tell you
Speaker 1: about the wonder Lick test results. Okay, uh, does anybody
Speaker 1: think that they had the best score? Well, I want
Speaker 1: to preface this, Danny. Your sounded like Larry No.
Speaker 8: No.
Speaker 6: To be fair, Ray can testify to this. I skipped
Speaker 6: every single math question, correct. Yeah, So I like to
Speaker 6: know how many non math questions were there in the test?
Speaker 6: By the way, and I heard Shay say this to
Speaker 6: Ray that he skipped the math questions. I thought he
Speaker 6: said the meth questions, And.
Speaker 1: I go, there's no meth questions. I wish there were.
Speaker 1: You would have got that ship.
Speaker 3: You would You didn't skip the meth question in your life, never,
Speaker 3: never have, never will.
Speaker 4: All right?
Speaker 1: So who thinks they do? You want to answer Shay's
Speaker 1: question there? Of how many math questions there were?
Speaker 7: That's going to take me a little.
Speaker 2: Who thinks they had.
Speaker 1: Who wants to bet on themselves that they had the
Speaker 1: best score here? Not me?
Speaker 5: Well, I skipped a lot of questions, but I thought
Speaker 5: I'd be able to go back and fill them in later.
Speaker 1: You let a take home test, Your score doesn't count.
Speaker 1: You were by yourself, supposedly with Google and a calculator.
Speaker 1: Yeah you can.
Speaker 5: Yeah, sure I was in. But go ahead. You guys
Speaker 5: just had a circle circle answers on a piece of
Speaker 5: paper without a off my phone, and then go find
Speaker 5: the number over here to write a letter in.
Speaker 1: Yes, Claire, you.
Speaker 7: Had to do that because you don't know how to
Speaker 7: use a fucking printer.
Speaker 1: That was the only way we can do that.
Speaker 5: I have nothing to do with knowing how to use
Speaker 5: Do they have king? What would I need? A princi?
Speaker 5: I texted Ray last night. I was out with a
Speaker 5: butter of mine drinking, and he said he would prop
Speaker 5: to the test.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, yeah, we would totally respect that honesty.
Speaker 5: My friends like to bust my ball trust me.
Speaker 1: Okay, here we got.
Speaker 5: Every math test. Dylan, how did you do on a test?
Speaker 3: I think I did all right. I probably could have
Speaker 3: budgeted my time better.
Speaker 1: How many non math questions?
Speaker 3: There's some, there's some crossover questions, common sense math.
Speaker 1: Okay, I would have bet.
Speaker 5: Dylan and he just he's it out of college a
Speaker 5: couple of years. He should he should win it. Larry,
Speaker 5: I got this the way you're saying, you know, I'll
Speaker 5: take me.
Speaker 3: I got noticeably dumber in college, and I will second that.
Speaker 1: Yeah, he has gotten noticeably dumber. Okay, Uh, somebody had
Speaker 1: thirty four, somebody had thirty three, somebody had twenty five.
Speaker 3: I mean, if you're just going based on appearances, I
Speaker 3: would probably put Shay at the bottom.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, Look the fuck look at you?
Speaker 2: What do you mean how he looks?
Speaker 1: Looks you know? Are you saying he looks stupid?
Speaker 2: Damn?
Speaker 3: I know exactly what I'm doing right now. I'm just
Speaker 3: setting myself up.
Speaker 1: But I mean, yeah, you look homeless.
Speaker 3: This looks like an annoying eighth grader. Actually, today you look.
Speaker 1: Like a suspended eighth grader.
Speaker 3: For sure.
Speaker 1: They got in trouble because his desk was in the corner. No,
Speaker 1: we couldn't stop making noises under the down that I Okay,
Speaker 1: here we go. Shay had a twenty five. See I
Speaker 1: was right, he is stupid bad. Larry had a thirty three.
Speaker 1: Dylan had thirty four. Yeah, one, thirty four is of
Speaker 1: respectable score. I mean so's thirty three. Yeah right, so
Speaker 1: I have it up here.
Speaker 7: The average Wonderlic score for a chemist is thirty one,
Speaker 7: whoa an engineer is twenty nine.
Speaker 1: So pretty impressive. Okay, but what about Tom Brady.
Speaker 3: I don't know what he got.
Speaker 1: There were at least fourteen math question Could I just
Speaker 1: skip completely? So if I would have guessed, I thought
Speaker 1: that you lost a point?
Speaker 2: That that's how I just did you lose?
Speaker 3: If you do you remember take any tests if you
Speaker 3: didn't answer it.
Speaker 1: Or I had to take a test in twenty two years,
Speaker 1: you fucking nerd a b. I thought you would lose.
Speaker 1: You would you know, deduct a point if you missed one.
Speaker 7: You also yelled at me for saying you got something wrong,
Speaker 7: and you're like, that's not my fault. I didn't read
Speaker 7: the question.
Speaker 1: I didn't read the question. It's not fair. It's not fair.
Speaker 1: You didn't ask questions either about how is this graded?
Speaker 1: If I skip a question? Am I penalized?
Speaker 8: Oh?
Speaker 1: Yeah, because it's just assumed. No no, no, no, no
Speaker 1: no no.
Speaker 3: But you also assume something done.
Speaker 1: Like let's say let's.
Speaker 6: Say let's say there's fourteen math questions. Yeah, and I
Speaker 6: guess ABC or d I'm getting let's say, thirty percent
Speaker 6: of that shit, right right, No, call twenty five. So
Speaker 6: we got fifteen questions, twenty questions, whatever the shit it is.
Speaker 1: So you got a twenty nine. Thank you? Okay, thank you.
Speaker 3: You can have the twenty nine.
Speaker 1: Yeah, you want the twenty nine. I'll take it, because
Speaker 1: twenty one is like a cashier, but at twenty nine
Speaker 1: is like a janitor, right.
Speaker 7: Looking right now, one twenty nine is equivalent to a
Speaker 7: programmer or an engineer.
Speaker 1: Engineer, engineer. Yeah, do that, yes, Marv, I'll do that. So, Shay,
Speaker 1: you got twenty five. Correct? You know who else got
Speaker 1: twenty five? Twenty four? You the twenty four? Yeah, no,
Speaker 1: you got twenty five, twenty five, I got twenty five. Yeah.
Speaker 1: Oh so we've gotten a thirty one. Oh I think
Speaker 1: that vice president.
Speaker 5: I'll take it.
Speaker 1: I'll take it, assuming that's scary you being vice president.
Speaker 1: But anyway, you whole lot better than what we got, brother, Okay.
Speaker 1: Dak Prescott also scored twenty five. Yeah, your favorite quarterback,
Speaker 1: all right? Hell yeah.
Speaker 3: Also, if you're there's engineers out there that got a
Speaker 3: twenty nine, I don't want them building fucking bridges and stuff.
Speaker 3: I got a thirty four, good thing.
Speaker 1: They don't build shit, no more designed.
Speaker 7: Yes, Ray Brady got a thirty three.
Speaker 1: Oh oh, Larry Bird, I'm just looking at my sheet.
Speaker 5: Here I skipped twelve questions.
Speaker 1: Here we go.
Speaker 3: Why I'm just circle something?
Speaker 5: Well, I just skipped it because I thought i'd be
Speaker 5: able to go back to him. And then Ray called me.
Speaker 5: He goes, you got one minute left, and I go,
Speaker 5: wait a minute, sir. Forty seven and forty eight they
Speaker 5: don't have anything to pick from. So I didn't get
Speaker 5: the forty on a fifty, and I never gave them back.
Speaker 5: But I have no excuse. I'll take my ma and
Speaker 5: Tom Brady.
Speaker 4: That's why.
Speaker 1: Yes, I'm Brady, and I give you give me boy
Speaker 1: on a point for that, I'm gonna give a wonder.
Speaker 3: Like I mean, if you think about like there's fifty
Speaker 3: questions in its twelve minutes, what.
Speaker 5: Between Tom Brady and me'll get to the preposition between guys?
Speaker 1: Oh wow, fair?
Speaker 3: Okay, uh, Actually it's just one more thing's big news. Actually,
Speaker 3: I feel like it's typical.
Speaker 4: Getting engaged.
Speaker 1: By the way I did meet his old lady. Yeah,
Speaker 1: way too good for him in every way Okay, is.
Speaker 3: That you saying I look stupid?
Speaker 1: You look like Ship? You look stupid, you look like Ship?
Speaker 1: Yeah she does not? Hey, all right, anything else you
Speaker 1: want to mention here?
Speaker 6: Oh?
Speaker 3: Yeah, the the Chief super fan who got arrested for
Speaker 3: Roblake going fucking the town style on eleven Banks chief aholic.
Speaker 6: Yeah, wait a minute, we're talking about the guy who
Speaker 6: designed his own drugs and all his friends died at
Speaker 6: his house.
Speaker 3: No different, sorry, different Chiefs fan, My bad. No, but
Speaker 3: the guy wears like the wolf mask, the whole thing
Speaker 3: to all the Chiefs games, and he was just like
Speaker 3: he's stole like a million dollars from banks. Yeah, I
Speaker 3: don't I thought, like, do you think he wears the
Speaker 3: wolf mask to the bank robberies and that's how they
Speaker 3: caught him?
Speaker 1: Or I don't know what's that have to do with anything? Well,
Speaker 1: he's a bank.
Speaker 3: Robbery, famous Chief super fan who wears like all Chiefs ship.
Speaker 1: And like the Indian Chies, no, like the Kansas City Chiefs.
Speaker 1: Why is it a wolf? I don't get it. I
Speaker 1: don't know, and why are we bringing this up? It
Speaker 1: has nothing to do with anything that we've talked about here.
Speaker 9: Yeah, that guy, But he's not a chief I don't know.
Speaker 9: I thought it was like, I mean, we could have
Speaker 9: ended it things I like. I know, it was funny
Speaker 9: the picture of him washing, you know, are.
Speaker 5: Pasting Hall and Swift was I thought Taylor Swift was
Speaker 5: the only Chiefs fan.
Speaker 4: I never heard awful radio.
Speaker 3: That's it right, No, you know what is funny if
Speaker 3: you even looked at it, if you took the time.
Speaker 6: I guess the wonder lick doesn't prove you're smart or
Speaker 6: funny down the ship. Yeah, at least people laugh when
Speaker 6: I speak.
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