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Speaker 1: The Jewels Show on demand, Jewils Dirty Little Secret? Hello, Hey,

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Speaker 1: what's up? This is the Jewils Show And you texted

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Speaker 1: us at four one o six one and said he

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Speaker 1: had a dirty little secrets. So now we're calling you back. Hi.

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Speaker 1: I hope we didn't hang up. Hello Hi? Oh okay good? What? Wow? Okay,

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Speaker 1: I didn't think you guys would actually call Okay, yeah,

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Speaker 1: it's been a while, I know since you texted in.

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Speaker 1: But do you still have the secret? Uh? Yeah, okay, sweet?

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Speaker 1: Can you tell us what it is or do you

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Speaker 1: have to do you have to call you back? No,

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Speaker 1: it's um yeah, um okay. My my dirty little secret

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Speaker 1: is that I have been pretending to be my twin

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Speaker 1: sister for the last six months. What what? Wait? How? Well,

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Speaker 1: like like I set up a dating profile using her name,

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Speaker 1: and you know, I've been using her resume to apply

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Speaker 1: for jobs. And she she has always been we're like identical, right,

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Speaker 1: we're identical twins, And she's always been the golden girl,

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Speaker 1: and she's always been the favorite child of the family,

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Speaker 1: and everything in her life was perfectly And I just

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Speaker 1: wanted to see what that felt like because I'm always,

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Speaker 1: you know, treated like the screw up even though we

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Speaker 1: look exactly the same. And so I made a dating

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Speaker 1: profile because she's been like a she's like engaged, so

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Speaker 1: she's not on dating site. So I figured, you know,

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Speaker 1: what's the harm? And I took some of her photos

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Speaker 1: from her you know, international travels um and just said

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Speaker 1: it was me. So the only literal difference is your

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Speaker 1: name's really then, right, And these people don't know her,

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Speaker 1: they don't know she's the Golden Child. I've been using

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Speaker 1: her name because people would google her, So okay, is

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Speaker 1: like an influencer type like because you said travel, Uh no,

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Speaker 1: she she's got like her you know, she's like a

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Speaker 1: lawyer and so she's got this really good, like high

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Speaker 1: paying lawyer job and she gets to travel all over

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Speaker 1: the place. Look, you know, she just was like, oh,

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Speaker 1: I'm going to Turks and Caicos for the weekend, or

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Speaker 1: I'm like traveling to Morocco for a week, just like

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Speaker 1: off the you know, just off the cuff and um.

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Speaker 1: But like if you you know, if you google my name,

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Speaker 1: that's like videocre or nothing shows up. If you google

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Speaker 1: her name, it shows like high profile lawyer. And but

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Speaker 1: she keeps like her personal life, you know what I

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Speaker 1: mean like she'ves her personal life to herself that like

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Speaker 1: her professional life is very out there on the internet. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: and so I figured it would, you know, like I

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Speaker 1: work as a bartender, and like no shade to bartending,

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Speaker 1: but dating apps are cutthroat and like if you're a

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Speaker 1: high powered lawyer, they are much more likely to swipe

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Speaker 1: on you. I am sorry that you feel like you

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Speaker 1: can't be yourself and that you feel like you have

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Speaker 1: to bridgetray your sister on these dating apps rather than

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Speaker 1: just being yourself. So what happens when somebody swipes on

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Speaker 1: you and then you wanted to do more than just

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Speaker 1: a swipe, you know, like you wanna then you have

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Speaker 1: to tell them that you, um work in a bar

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Speaker 1: and you have a twin sister and you've been pretending

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Speaker 1: to be here. Um. I haven't had to tell anyone yet.

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Speaker 1: It's been uh, look, it's been great for short term things,

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Speaker 1: I'll be honest, really good success rates. I haven't. But

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Speaker 1: that's the thing is, Like the last date I went

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Speaker 1: on is with a guy who I think, you know,

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Speaker 1: we actually kind of hit it off more than I

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Speaker 1: was expecting, and I'm thinking, like maybe it could go

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Speaker 1: more than like, you know, one or two encounters and

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Speaker 1: I don't really know what to do. Now, Well, okay,

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Speaker 1: did your sister know this? No? Would you be mad

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Speaker 1: at she knew this? Like? Would she be like really

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Speaker 1: pissed off? Or would be more like yeah, I mean

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Speaker 1: she'd be nuclear, especially since, um god, the last time

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Speaker 1: that we had like a family reunion, her boyfriend now

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Speaker 1: her fiance might have thought that I was her and

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Speaker 1: kissed me and I might have kissed him back. Oh boy,

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Speaker 1: Okay that would probably make her upset. Yeah, definitely. Yeah. Yeah, Well,

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Speaker 1: thanks for your dirty little secret, and good luck being

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Speaker 1: your sister for a little while longer until that doesn't

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Speaker 1: work out. Thanks The Jebel Show on Demand,