WEBVTT - A Crazy Suspension in Miami

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<v Speaker 1>So get this. This story is wild.

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<v Speaker 2>This is check this out like maybe the crazy story

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<v Speaker 2>I've heard recently about an NBA player, maybe the dumbest,

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<v Speaker 2>most preposterous way that an NBA player has ever been suspended.

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<v Speaker 1>This is the story.

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<v Speaker 2>In a game against the thunder Miami Heat, we're down

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<v Speaker 2>just nine, just down to nine players, Dwayne Deadmond, journeyman

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<v Speaker 2>probably gets like twelve minutes a game, getting some obvious

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<v Speaker 2>minutes when they're down to nine men, decided to take

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<v Speaker 2>out his in the Miami Heat haven't been good season

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<v Speaker 2>long frustration out against Eric Spostra by getting pissy on

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<v Speaker 2>the sideline. Not sure what it was about, not sure

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<v Speaker 2>if there was some sort of independent thing going on,

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<v Speaker 2>but he decided he was going to throw a temper tantrum.

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<v Speaker 2>Spolster and Deadman jawed back and forth for about ten

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<v Speaker 2>seconds before being separated. Totally fine, nothing wrong with that.

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<v Speaker 2>And then he gets booted from the game. And along

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<v Speaker 2>the way as he's being ejected, this is tremendous, he

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<v Speaker 2>grabs a ferragun, which retail for about four hundred and

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<v Speaker 2>ninety nine dollars.

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<v Speaker 3>Throws it across the court where it lands in the

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<v Speaker 3>middle of gameplay at the top of the key.

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<v Speaker 1>What I have never heard of that before? Have you

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<v Speaker 1>heard that? Miami Heat players they do some wild shit

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<v Speaker 1>when they're mad at one another.

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<v Speaker 2>Remember when Eudonnas Haslim and Jimmy Butler and Eric Sposter

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<v Speaker 2>were all gonna fight last year. They just get there's

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<v Speaker 2>something about that Miami air Man is insane.

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<v Speaker 1>So today.

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<v Speaker 2>The league, after consulting with pat Riley, decided they were

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<v Speaker 2>going to hand down a one game suspension to Dwayne Deadmond,

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<v Speaker 2>which means, my man, Dwayne Deadman got suspended for throwing

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<v Speaker 2>a massage gun onto the court. Something that Deshaun Watson

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<v Speaker 2>should familiarize himself with a massage gun to do it himself. Spostra,

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<v Speaker 2>who's sneaky, fiery, very h much more bombastic than people realize,

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<v Speaker 2>He said this, that's the Miami Heat. We're all a

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<v Speaker 2>bunch of gnarly personalities. What are you talking about? Just

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<v Speaker 2>throwing shit like I bet a player if they scratched

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<v Speaker 2>each other across the flies and that's gnarly Heat culture

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<v Speaker 2>for you.

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<v Speaker 1>What does that even mean? That's like when I went

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<v Speaker 1>to watch.

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<v Speaker 2>Arizona play and some girl took her maneuvering out of

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<v Speaker 2>her own body and put it on my shoulder, be like,

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<v Speaker 2>Oh yeah, that's wildcat culture. No, that's fucking out of pocket,

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<v Speaker 2>that's not adult activity, gnarly heat culture. I'm just gonna

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<v Speaker 2>throw Have you ever felt a thera gun? They're heavy

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<v Speaker 2>as fuck. If that would have hit baby Lowry in

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<v Speaker 2>the head as he's coming up, he could have been concussed,

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<v Speaker 2>he could.

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<v Speaker 1>Have been out there just absolutely rocked.

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<v Speaker 2>Deadman's averaging six and four on ten minutes per game.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't think he's gonna have more of that moving forward.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't know. It's just what's next one their gun?

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<v Speaker 1>I don't even know.

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<v Speaker 2>I don't even This has gotta be one of the

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<v Speaker 2>craziest stories I've ever heard, moving forward to something more jolly.

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<v Speaker 2>James Wiseman one part Deer in Headlights, one part Santa.

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<v Speaker 1>Cruz Warrior, number one.

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<v Speaker 2>Pick number two pick in the Draft now adds to

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<v Speaker 2>his resume.

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<v Speaker 1>Sound Cloud rapper.

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<v Speaker 2>Yes, it's true, our man, James Wiseman dropped his I

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<v Speaker 2>think second song today. I believe he had a single

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<v Speaker 2>on the radio, which, let's be honest, the only reason

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<v Speaker 2>it was probably on the radio is because it was

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<v Speaker 2>James Wiseman. The song, though, is called get this tested.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh, James Wiseman. He shouldn't have done that. You should

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<v Speaker 1>not have called that tested.

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<v Speaker 2>I might not have even said a word if it

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<v Speaker 2>was called learning or struggling or g leaguing, or you know,

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<v Speaker 2>any of those. But I do want to play a

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<v Speaker 2>little of this clip because it's fucking funny.

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<v Speaker 1>I wanted to marinate in your brain.

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<v Speaker 2>I want the chorus specifically, as you listen to it,

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<v Speaker 2>imagine James Wiseman drafted to a dynasty with Steph Curry,

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<v Speaker 2>the best point guard of our generation, with Klay Thompson

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<v Speaker 2>one of the best shooters of our generation, Steve Kerr,

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<v Speaker 2>NBA champion, one of the best coaches in the league.

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<v Speaker 1>Listen to this chorus and see if.

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<v Speaker 2>It somehow jives in your mind best.

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<v Speaker 1>What is James Wiseman talking about.

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<v Speaker 2>There's just too much to dissect because the lyrics in

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<v Speaker 2>the bars and the verses are just they have their

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<v Speaker 2>own stuff we need to talk about. One of the

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<v Speaker 2>lyrics is talking about how his pockets are empty. James

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<v Speaker 2>Wiseman has been paid since Memphis, Like James Wiseman got

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<v Speaker 2>kicked out of college basketball for literally getting paid millions

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<v Speaker 2>of dollars to play for Benny Hardaway, which is maybe

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<v Speaker 2>it all went to his parents. Maybe it didn't, but

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<v Speaker 2>I know this, James Wiseman has not had any empty pockets.

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<v Speaker 2>James Wiseman's about to get a huge contract that he

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<v Speaker 2>did not earn. My first question is really just like

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<v Speaker 2>what what has James Wiseman been tested by? Like, are

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<v Speaker 2>we talking algebra? Are we talking about like school? Are

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<v Speaker 2>we talking about tested by the G League?

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<v Speaker 1>What are you tested by? James Wiseman, Tested by complex

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<v Speaker 1>pick and roll coverages. That's n you kurw washy to run.

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<v Speaker 2>Tested by the fact that you're supposed to just set

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<v Speaker 2>hard screens. Just set the fucking screen, James, Do not

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<v Speaker 2>slip and roll and demand the ball. Just set the screen,

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<v Speaker 2>roll to the basket, get rebounds, fucking dunk. Be a

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<v Speaker 2>more athletic Cavon Looney, James Wiseman, This is not a test,

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<v Speaker 2>This is your job. James Wiseman, are you kidding me?

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<v Speaker 1>You've been seven feet tall for like seven years.

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<v Speaker 2>Miss man has zero minutes and eight sixteen bars under

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<v Speaker 2>his belt, which is pretty much amount of minutes that

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<v Speaker 2>he can actually play in a game.

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<v Speaker 1>Productively. I don't understand.

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<v Speaker 2>He's literally like food for NAMA's Cada who can't get

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<v Speaker 2>any minutes for the Sacramento Kings. I will rewrite this

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<v Speaker 2>song with all the things that James Wiseman has been

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<v Speaker 2>tested by. I will do't do not give me some

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<v Speaker 2>free time because I have had things like I've been

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<v Speaker 2>test it. Yeah, I've been tested. I've been on the

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<v Speaker 2>bench so long. Yeah, I'm fully rested. Yeah how about that?

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<v Speaker 2>How about that?

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah?

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, we'll talk about his ligaments and how they don't

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<v Speaker 2>really work. Come on now, man, you get the point.

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<v Speaker 2>James Wiseman. I need to have him on the show.

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<v Speaker 2>He's the perfect He wouldn't like it. You would not

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<v Speaker 2>like it. James Wiseman, I love you. I really root

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<v Speaker 2>for you. I'm hoping for the best. But you gotta

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<v Speaker 2>get the shit together, because you can't be writing lyrics

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<v Speaker 2>and putting out SoundCloud songs when you can't get any

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<v Speaker 2>minutes playing for a fucking team that drafted you number

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<v Speaker 2>two overall when they barely have any first round picks,

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<v Speaker 2>and oh my god, are they regretting it? To the

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<v Speaker 2>point where Joe Lacub, the owner, is saying he didn't

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<v Speaker 2>even make that decision that somebody else, like some random

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<v Speaker 2>staffer made it for him. People are backing away from you,

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<v Speaker 2>James Wiseman, do not make any songs.

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<v Speaker 1>Do not make any songs.

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<v Speaker 2>My question is also, will James Wiseman ever become a

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<v Speaker 2>pretty to the NBA player? I don't know that's say, shake, shake,

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<v Speaker 2>shake the magic eight ball, magic eight ball says. My

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<v Speaker 2>sources say no. Will Wiseman become a part of a

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<v Speaker 2>major trade, Yes, My sources say yes, because James Wiseman

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<v Speaker 2>will get paid so much money, and we know Joe

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<v Speaker 2>Lacamb's not going to the luxury tax for a guy

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<v Speaker 2>who's talking about I think he's probably said tested in

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<v Speaker 2>there what fifty times that oh, don't even and the

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<v Speaker 2>first person not even him. It's the third verse that

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<v Speaker 2>sounds very much like what you imagine James Wiseman to

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<v Speaker 2>sound like, which is a lumbering oath. That's all the

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<v Speaker 2>time that we after the heat check, before I get canceled.

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