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Speaker 1: to your phone tap. Is there any place more boring

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Speaker 1: to work than at the public library in your city?

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Speaker 1: I've never worked there, but I think librarians get really

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Speaker 1: excited about what they do. Actually, I mean, sure, the

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Speaker 1: books are interesting and the stories are great, But for

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Speaker 1: the people that work there, I would imagine it gets

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Speaker 1: pretty monotonous every day. Yeah, tell you go over and

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Speaker 1: search the browser history of whoever is. I don't know

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Speaker 1: about that, but that's why one listener wanted us to

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Speaker 1: prank their coworker by having us call the library to

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Speaker 1: ask about renting a video from their collection. And I'm

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Speaker 1: looking for a very particular type of video to help

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Speaker 1: me out. Now, I had to change my voice for

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Speaker 1: it to sound a little bit creepier. We'll see how

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Speaker 1: they react in your brand new phone tap. Right now,

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Speaker 1: I'm moving ninety two point five public library. This is Aaron,

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Speaker 1: how might help you? Hi Aaron, my name is Sophocles.

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Speaker 1: My friends call me soft. I was hoping maybe you

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Speaker 1: could help me with something. Sure, what can I do

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Speaker 1: for you? So? I have a really hot date tonight?

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Speaker 1: Is this a joker? No? I really have a tender

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Speaker 1: date tonight. And why are you calling a library? Well,

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Speaker 1: because here's what I'm thinking. I'm thinking we're going to

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Speaker 1: come back to my place and then when that happens,

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Speaker 1: I want to put on a movie. So I'm assuming

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Speaker 1: you're calling because we were at Mobile viewser Yeah, So

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Speaker 1: I'm hoping that I can get her in the mood

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Speaker 1: with the movie, and I'm wondering if you might know

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Speaker 1: a good one. We have a large amount of movie

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Speaker 1: so I'm not sure I can help your situation, but

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Speaker 1: I'll help you if I can. I guess. Can I

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Speaker 1: just tell you the ones that I've tried before that

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Speaker 1: didn't work, so you don't have to tell me these? Sure? Okay?

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Speaker 1: So a couple of weeks ago, I put on Fast

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Speaker 1: and Furious Tokyo Drift. Okay, that's a pretty awful movie.

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Speaker 1: Yeah it didn't work. I would imagine that. Okay, Yeah,

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Speaker 1: I mean she was furious and then she left fast.

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Speaker 1: But that's it's not what I was going for, fair enough, Okay.

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Speaker 1: I also tried the Ghostbusters remake. Is that the one

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Speaker 1: with the girls. Yeah, I mean it was entertaining, but

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Speaker 1: it doesn't want to make you take your clothes off

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Speaker 1: and do stuff. I mean all right, So and then

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Speaker 1: my biggest mistake you want to hear about the worst one? Sure?

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Speaker 1: That was when I rented ghost Dad starring Bill Cosby.

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Speaker 1: I didn't even though he was in it until I

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Speaker 1: put it in, So that was my bad. Yeah that

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Speaker 1: sounds awful. Actually, total mood killer. Didn't get any action,

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Speaker 1: no play. You're really bad at cooking movies. So well, yeah,

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Speaker 1: that's why I'm asking for your help. But I would

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Speaker 1: love any recommendation that's not a total bar killer. I

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Speaker 1: tell you, this is the weirdest calling I will buy,

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Speaker 1: so uh give me one second. This looking up here,

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Speaker 1: all right? I kind of searched for you, like putting

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Speaker 1: the sexy vibe thing on it, but just trying to

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Speaker 1: see if there's something that comes up. Yeah, really sweet.

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Speaker 1: Yeah you may want to try. Probably heard of it,

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Speaker 1: but col intentions. I heard it's kind of sexy. I'll

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Speaker 1: be honest, I'm intrigued. Could you maybe tell me about it?

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Speaker 1: I mean, I'm running out of time, but let me

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Speaker 1: just give you this explanation it really quick. Okay, I'm ready.

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Speaker 1: So Annette, who was Reese Witherspoon, comes a pawn in

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Speaker 1: Sebastian's deliciously diabological wager of sexual conquest. Oh my god,

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Speaker 1: is this making you hot right now? No? No, So

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Speaker 1: she intends to stay pure until she marries her boyfriend. However,

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Speaker 1: Sebastian gets more than he bargained for as he attempts

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Speaker 1: to wood. So it's, oh, yeah, I'm liking that one. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: so it's incredibly hot. But I'm not. I'm not reading anymore.

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Speaker 1: It's just getting odd. So you get the idea though, right, Oh?

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Speaker 1: I get more than an idea, So I got the

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Speaker 1: whole pie. You want men to hold it and reserve

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Speaker 1: this movie for you. I don't know if I'm gonna

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Speaker 1: be up for a date after you and I just

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Speaker 1: went through what we went through together. Boy, we didn't

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Speaker 1: go through anything together. Just to make that clear. And

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Speaker 1: why are you breathing so hard? Just listening to the

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Speaker 1: You're breathing hard listening to me talk about a movie.

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Speaker 1: Tell me again about the diabolical plan. Listen, I'm just

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Speaker 1: trying to do my job. So is there anything else

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Speaker 1: I can help you with? Yeah? I would like to

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Speaker 1: lodge a complaint again to you because after you read

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Speaker 1: that description, I ruined my pants. Come on, dud it seriously,

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Speaker 1: knock it off. I don't have time for this. Do

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Speaker 1: you want to reserve the movie or not? I don't

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Speaker 1: know you. I mean your boss Taylor said you were

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Speaker 1: all business and she was not wrong. Have you been

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Speaker 1: here before? How do you know my boss? I have

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Speaker 1: not been there, but I have talked to Taylor on

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Speaker 1: the phone, because she's the one that sets you up

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Speaker 1: for this prank call. What are you talking? Yeah, man,

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Speaker 1: this is a joke. My name's Jeff from the radio

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Speaker 1: show Brooke and Jeffrey in the Morning. This is a

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Speaker 1: phone tap. Are you serious? I'm sorry, man. Your boss

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Speaker 1: Taylor is the one that set you up for this

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Speaker 1: because she says I can get really boring working at

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Speaker 1: the library, especially during this time of the year. Oh

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Speaker 1: my god, you have the freshing going. Man, No, you

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Speaker 1: had me going. That's why my pants are worthless. I'm done.

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Speaker 1: I'm so done. Wake up every morning with food tabs

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Speaker 1: weekday mornings. On the twenties, Holy ninety two point five