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Speaker 1: We have more important things to get to, like Christopher

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Speaker 1: because people deserve justice. They do what has been done

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Speaker 1: to people that propaganda campaign. It's something like eighty some

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Speaker 1: get to some emails. I am going to start taking calls,

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Speaker 1: Go try a free bag, free jumpstart trial bag. Go

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Speaker 1: Maybe we're finally getting somewhere. In Washington, DC, gop Rep

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Speaker 1: That's a fact, it's not an opinion. End of story.

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Speaker 1: The Komodo dragon, it's like a two hundred and fifty

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Speaker 1: pound lizard, old muscle hunting down deer and things. Now again, God,

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Speaker 1: I'm not questioning you in any way. Lord, I admire

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Speaker 1: your creation. Was it necessary to throw the venom in?

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Speaker 1: Doesn't the venomum seem a little over the top? It

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Speaker 1: would be like the anaconda, making it a poisonous snake

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Speaker 1: as well, on top of being fat with those cloudy eyes. No,

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Speaker 1: it's not poisonous, Chris. Did you never watch Marty Stafford

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Speaker 1: when you were a kid? Gosh Brody in Atlantic.

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Speaker 6: Go Hey, Jesse, So hands down, it's gotta be a

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Speaker 6: man buried to your waist and eaten by ants. It's

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Speaker 6: not sexy. It would be excruciatingly painful. Would start with

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Speaker 6: small bites on the outside and work their way in

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Speaker 6: and you scream, and then they're in your mouth. Yeah,

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Speaker 6: that would be horrible.

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Speaker 1: Gosh, Okay. I actually have a little story on this,

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Speaker 1: a very very brief story on this. I'll get back

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Speaker 1: to these calls and we'll get to the system taking

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Speaker 1: care of its own and things like that in the moment.

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Speaker 1: Just real quick on the ants thing. It has been

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Speaker 1: used by various tribes tribal peoples to kill people in

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Speaker 1: very painful ways. People have heard of the stories, but

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Speaker 1: one of the worst ones is from actually the Philippines.

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Speaker 1: Now the Philippines. If you know anything about the Philippines,

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Speaker 1: you're well aware of the Spanish influence over there, all

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Speaker 1: kinds of Spanish names. Dude, sounds like he's from Mexico.

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Speaker 1: What's going on, Well, the Spanish had colonized the Philippines

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Speaker 1: for the longest time back in the day. The Filipino people,

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Speaker 1: various tribal peoples there were chafing under that colonial rule

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Speaker 1: for a while. Finally the Spanish American War breaks out

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Speaker 1: and we end up. This was the war that was

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Speaker 1: fought in Cuba, wasn't fought in the Philippines, but we win.

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Speaker 1: Spain was on the outs at this point in time,

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Speaker 1: we were on the rise. We win. We got Philippines

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Speaker 1: as part of the deal. That was part of the deal,

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Speaker 1: Cuba Philippines. Nice deal, right, So the Filipino people they

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Speaker 1: think to themselves, nice, no more Spanish, We're finally free

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Speaker 1: of colonial rule. Ah. Not necessarily, America was stepping in

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Speaker 1: to take that over. Now. I need to clarify, as you,

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Speaker 1: as everyone knows, I'm actually not against colonial rule at all,

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Speaker 1: just depends on how it's done. Different nations did it

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Speaker 1: way way differently. Some of them were horrible to the people,

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Speaker 1: treated them like cattle oftentimes, though oftentimes it was a

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Speaker 1: mutual agreement between the more powerful nation and the less

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Speaker 1: powerful nation, because the less powerful nation got protection and

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Speaker 1: technology and medicines and better food, and but you're giving

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Speaker 1: up some control, okay, So it was always give and takes.

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Speaker 1: So let me just clarify that we did not have

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Speaker 1: intentions that were terrible towards the Filipinos. At the same time,

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Speaker 1: we didn't necessarily want to just hand the country over

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Speaker 1: to them, So we end up in a conflict, a

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Speaker 1: nasty little conflict, very small. It's nothing you read about

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Speaker 1: probably in the history books, so definitely nothing that came

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Speaker 1: up in your history class. But it was a nasty

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Speaker 1: little bit. The only reason I brought all this up

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Speaker 1: was the ants thing the indigenous peoples there. I forget

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Speaker 1: which book I read this in, or i'd tell you

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Speaker 1: if they got a hold of our guys, some of them.

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Speaker 1: This isn't universal, there are many different tribes and things,

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Speaker 1: but some of them, if they got a hold of

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Speaker 1: our guys, our troops, they would bury them alive up

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Speaker 1: to their heads. So their head would be sticking out

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Speaker 1: of the ground, and then they would take a stick

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Speaker 1: of the perfect length and they would prop their mouths

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Speaker 1: open with a stick. And I forget what the food was.

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Speaker 1: I want to say, honey, but don't quote me on this.

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Speaker 1: I'm doing this off the top of my head. They

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Speaker 1: would leave a trail from their mouths out into the jungle,

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Speaker 1: and the ants, the fire ants would come eat you

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Speaker 1: alive from the inside out. Isn't that so cool? I

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Speaker 1: mean horrible. I'm really bad. I'm sad someone had to

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Speaker 1: go through that. But he's dead now, so that's okay.

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Speaker 1: Isn't that amazing? Gosh, that's creepy?

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Speaker 4: All right?

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Speaker 1: Eight seven seven three seven seven four three seven three.

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Speaker 1: We'll get back to these. We'll get to the system

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Speaker 1: taking care of its own. You know, you know what's

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Speaker 1: worse than being eaten by a leopard and having your

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Speaker 1: face torn off. There is something that's definitely worse starving

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Speaker 1: to death. Now it doesn't have to do with animals,

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Speaker 1: but when you starve to death, you get to a

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Speaker 1: point of desperation that you will not only kill other people,

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Speaker 1: you will eat yourself and you will eat your family members.

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Speaker 1: That's not an exaggeration. That's not me, just trying to

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Speaker 1: do a bit for radio. That's the whole history of

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Speaker 1: people who starve to death. That's what they go through.

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Speaker 1: It's really awful. Families drawing straws to see which one

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Speaker 1: of the kids goes under the knife. Now, I don't

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Speaker 1: think that day is going to come for you. I hope,

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Speaker 3: The Jesse Kelly Show.

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Speaker 1: It is the Jesse Kelly Show, tackling the tough issues tonight,

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Speaker 1: like what's the worst way to die from an animal,

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Speaker 1: which we will get back to here in just a

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Speaker 1: couple of minutes. I do want to do a couple

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Speaker 1: other things. The system. We talk a lot about the system.

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Speaker 1: Everyone knows what the system is. By now, one poisonous

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Speaker 1: religion controls all of our institutions. And I have this

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Speaker 1: saying of mine. I'm a big fan of my sayings.

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Speaker 1: I have this saying of mine that the system takes

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Speaker 1: care of its own. What do I mean by that? Well,

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Speaker 1: you notice how these people they're never out of a job,

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Speaker 1: are they. They're never standing next to you in the

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Speaker 1: unemployment line, They're never down at the check cashing place.

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Speaker 1: They always seem to have a great gig somewhere. Why, well,

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Speaker 1: that's part of the reason. You become the system when

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Speaker 1: you're in a late stage republic. And now they are

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Speaker 1: all just in it to loot the treasury. They understand

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Speaker 1: they all have to stick together. That's their strength. Their

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Speaker 1: strength is sticking together and making sure they're all taking

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Speaker 1: care of it all times, because they must stick together

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Speaker 1: to loot more of the treasury before they collapse this place.

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Speaker 1: So that's why, as I explained many times, especially during

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Speaker 1: Biden's early part of his presidency, when he would do

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Speaker 1: unpopular thing and he still does every day, unpopular thing

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Speaker 1: after unpopular thing after unpopular things, and people are confused,

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Speaker 1: why is he doing this? This is gonna cost him seats?

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Speaker 1: At the midterms. It's gonna cost them reelection. Well, Biden's

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Speaker 1: not running anything. The nutballs who surround him are running things.

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Speaker 1: They are committed communists, and they understand that there is

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Speaker 1: no falling down. There's no failure when the Biden run ends,

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Speaker 1: there's only moving on to a different thing. Jen Saki,

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Speaker 1: press secretary for two years. For two years. People yeut

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Speaker 1: at her? What an idiot? Look at this liar? What

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Speaker 1: a loser? What a mara? Why would she do that?

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Speaker 1: She's ruining her career by lying for Joe Biden.

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Speaker 5: No, she didn't.

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Speaker 1: She walked out the door and walked right into who

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Speaker 1: knows what she's getting paid gig on MSNBC. People who

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Speaker 1: are on TV make a fortune, by the way, especially

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Speaker 1: these major networks. These TV contracts are crazy. You see

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Speaker 1: Biden advisor after Biden advisor walking out and walking into

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Speaker 1: a media gig here or a gig there. Lori Lightfoot,

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Speaker 1: this is the latest example. And then we'll get back

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Speaker 1: to animal deaths. Lori Lightfoot was mayor of Chicago. Chicago.

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Speaker 1: I know it's fun to dump on Chicago, but you

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Speaker 1: should know that in its heyday, Chicago was stupid, fun,

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Speaker 1: way fun, very cool city and still could be a

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Speaker 1: cool city if they'd ever cleaned it up. But Lori

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Speaker 1: Lightfoot stepped in and just wrecked that place, just wrecked Chicago.

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Speaker 1: Her insane policies, wrecked by any measure. She was a

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Speaker 1: disastrous mayor. She was so bad that Democrats in Chicago

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Speaker 1: went out and kicked her out. Think about that now.

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Speaker 1: Granted those morons just elected someone even more radical to

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Speaker 1: take her place, But she was so bad Chicago democrats said,

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Speaker 1: whoa too much? Kicked her out? Oh no, poor Lori Lightfoot.

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Speaker 1: What's she gonna do as she's sitting there with her

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Speaker 1: girlfriend or whatever she has going through a budget right

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Speaker 1: now like you do every month. Hey, I think we

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Speaker 1: might have to Yeah, we're gonna have to cut out.

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Speaker 1: We're not gonna be able to visit your mom this year.

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Speaker 1: I'm sorry. Maybe if we maybe, if we traded in

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Speaker 1: your car. I've traded in my car before to spend

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Speaker 1: less on gas. You know that. Maybe if we traded

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Speaker 1: in maybe, if we traded in our car. It's lawyer

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Speaker 1: life for doing that like you're doing right now. Is

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Speaker 1: Loridlfe for dealing with twenty percent inflation right now?

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Speaker 2: Nope?

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Speaker 1: Lorii Lightfoot walked right out of Chicago failing. Probably. I

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Speaker 1: mean this is saying a lot. Probably the worst mayor

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Speaker 1: of Chicago has ever had, walks right in two Harvard.

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Speaker 1: Lori Lightfoot just got a prestigious job at Harvard, a

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Speaker 1: senior Leadership Fellow at the Harvard th Chans School of

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Speaker 1: Public Health. That's what I mean by the system taking

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Speaker 1: care of its own. And that's why they do it too,

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Speaker 1: because they all they all bail each other out. There's

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Speaker 1: always a new think tank or a university or a

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Speaker 1: media profession job, because they know their policies don't work.

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Speaker 1: They're not in tended to work. In fact, they're intended

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Speaker 1: to not work. Does that make sense that I probably

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Speaker 1: said that wrong, But that is the intention of them.

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Speaker 1: They put their policies into place, and they know they

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Speaker 1: will be destructive. They know that. That's why I laugh

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Speaker 1: whenever you see people on the right. You'll see traditional

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Speaker 1: conservatives do this all the time. Don't they understand that

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Speaker 1: these gun laws, if you look at the data, the

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Speaker 1: gun laws only cause more gun deaths. Yes, they understand,

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Speaker 1: they can read, they know, they don't care. That's not

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Speaker 1: the point at all. We've had enough of this. We

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Speaker 1: have to get back to animal deaths. What's the worst

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Speaker 1: way to die by animal? Chris in Washington, go.

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Speaker 7: Yeah, you have to be the half ton of hate

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Speaker 7: known as a North American grusly bear. They will literally

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Speaker 7: chew off pieces of your body and it takes a

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Speaker 7: special path of person to survive that.

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Speaker 1: Literally, Chris, They're gonna literally chew off your body. What No,

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Speaker 1: I've just that know, like it would be bad. It

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Speaker 1: would be bad. Grizzly bear would be bad. Richard and

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Speaker 1: San Diego.

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Speaker 2: Go, well, he took my grizzly bear. I've got a

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Speaker 2: cabin in Montana. I've heard a lot of stories. And

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Speaker 2: they don't just kill you right away, as you know.

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Speaker 2: I'm sure you've heard a lot of stories being from Montana.

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Speaker 2: They'll dig a hole and keep you there for a

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Speaker 2: couple of days until they get hungry again, and then

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Speaker 2: they'll come back and then they'll finish you off, so

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Speaker 2: you're alive for a couple of days before you're dead.

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Speaker 1: That sounds freaking horrific. And yes, my folks, as you know,

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Speaker 1: moved us to Montana when I was ten and it

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Speaker 1: was one of those things. It was just like clockwork.

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Speaker 1: It got to the point where we would just shrug

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Speaker 1: our shoulders. Every year grizzlies would kill people in Montana.

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Speaker 1: For the most part, they were killing them back then.

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Speaker 1: I haven't lived there in some time, but back then,

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Speaker 1: for the most part, they were killing them up near

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Speaker 1: Glacier National Support Glacier National Park. Glacier National Park is beautiful,

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Speaker 1: one of the most beautiful places I've ever been, but

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Speaker 1: it's just the norm. People go out there, they go hiking,

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Speaker 1: and they just don't ever come back. That's just kind

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Speaker 1: of yeah, freaking awful. Kyle, Kyle and Denver go.

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Speaker 8: Hey, man. I think being attacked by like over hundreds

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Speaker 8: of teaspoon bites of puranas. If you're crossing a river,

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Speaker 8: he'd fall in the water. I was always told I

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Speaker 8: was kid that it takes about two minutes or so

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Speaker 8: to eat a whole cow, So I mean, that'd be

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Speaker 8: pretty wicked.

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Speaker 1: Oh, that would be a long two minutes, all right.

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Speaker 1: Eight seven seven three seven seven four three seven three

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Speaker 1: worst way to die by animal. I remember like it

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Speaker 1: was yesterday. I was watching a movie with my old

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Speaker 1: man when I was a kid, and it took place

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Speaker 1: down in the Amazon and some dude fell into the

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Speaker 1: water and he just started screaming and getting eating alive.

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Speaker 1: And it was just a movie, but he started screaming.

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Speaker 1: He was getting eating a lot by the Piranhas. And

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Speaker 1: I was a child, and I remember thinking to myself,

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Speaker 1: I'm never going to the Amazon ever, whatever whatever that is,

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Speaker 1: I'm never doing it. And I want to say this.

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Speaker 1: I may have been a child back then, but I

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Speaker 1: have kept my word. I have not gone to the

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Speaker 1: Amazon and have no plans to go. So the Amazon

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Speaker 1: boycott remains in effect. Boom, all right, I have one

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Speaker 1: more system taking care of its own. We'll get some

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Speaker 1: more animal stuff. Disney's back in the news, and it's

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Speaker 1: a hilarious reason that Disney's back in the news. I'll

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Speaker 1: get to some emails. Don't forget tomorrow's ask doctor Jesse Friday.

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Speaker 1: You have to get your questions into Jesse at Jesse

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Speaker 1: kellyshow dot com. Animal calls. What's the worst way to

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Speaker 1: die by animal? Next,