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Speaker 1: Tell them, Yeah, they talk better than these are the

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Speaker 1: radio blogs on the Fred Show, all right, like for

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Speaker 1: riding in our tiaries, except we stay them a loud.

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Speaker 2: We call them blogs chasing Brown. Yes you ready? Yeah,

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Speaker 2: thank you do your thing? Oh I will thank you,

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Speaker 2: dear blog.

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Speaker 3: So I don't understand straight men for a lot of reasons,

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Speaker 3: but it has become a parent pretty much over the

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Speaker 3: last week that I don't know how to greet y'all, okay,

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Speaker 3: because there have been some straight dudes at the office

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Speaker 3: that walk up to me and they try to do

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Speaker 3: the dabbing thing right, and sometimes you grab their hand

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Speaker 3: and then you hold onto their fingers and then it's

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Speaker 3: sometimes followed by like a pound, like a snap, like

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Speaker 3: a rock paper scissors type something. Paulina told me today

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Speaker 3: that some people are snapping like their theater kids over

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Speaker 3: here doing like I don't know what's going on, you.

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Speaker 2: Know, as a straight man, I have the same issue,

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Speaker 2: like when you shake hands. I've noticed how people are

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Speaker 2: holding onto the hand longer. Yeah, that gets weird, and

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Speaker 2: so I don't know how long I was supposed to

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Speaker 2: be squeezing your hand and then when I if I

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Speaker 2: release and you're still squeezing, then do I re squeeze.

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Speaker 3: I don't want to be like limp fish hand. I

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Speaker 3: want people to think I'm powerful when I'm shaking their

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Speaker 3: hands like I thought.

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Speaker 2: It was you know, two or three second like cool,

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Speaker 2: you know, shake the hand and then you release. But

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Speaker 2: sometimes people will hold onto your hand a little longer

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Speaker 2: and hold your shoulder. They like touch your arm yet, and.

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Speaker 3: Then there's a whole body part too, like sometimes it's

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Speaker 3: a little gay sometimes like they're holding some of it's

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Speaker 3: kind of gay. I'm not gonna lie, but like sometimes yeah,

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Speaker 3: you do, like the half hug, the bringing you do,

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Speaker 3: like the just bump.

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Speaker 1: Yes.

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Speaker 3: I was at the mall over the weekend. I had

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Speaker 3: to get my phone fixed, and I was there and

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Speaker 3: the guy cashed me out whatever, and then he like

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Speaker 3: sort of held I'm gonna scribe this way. He sort

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Speaker 3: of like held up his fist, not like a direct

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Speaker 3: knuckle to knuckle fist, something more of like this, like

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Speaker 3: playing like rock papers, And so I'm like, are you trying?

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Speaker 3: Am I trying to go down on top of like

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Speaker 3: your fist? This is what I did, But that didn't

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Speaker 3: feel right. I don't know if he was trying to

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Speaker 3: go like this thing is why are we doing there?

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Speaker 2: Like sometimes it's sometimes it's like the little grab thing,

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Speaker 2: you know, like where you grab with the fires, and

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Speaker 2: then sometimes that goes to like a thing with the

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Speaker 2: thumb and the and then sometimes there's another step. But

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Speaker 2: like what I'm saying is some people do two steps,

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Speaker 2: some people do three, some do some do a high

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Speaker 2: five afterwards. My thing is, I don't I don't know

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Speaker 2: how many steps we're doing, you know, So how do

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Speaker 2: we indicate before we do it? Like hey, this is

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Speaker 2: a two step greeting or a three step greeting, Like

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Speaker 2: I don't know how we're doing it. And oftentimes either

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Speaker 2: one or the other of us is sort of like hanging,

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Speaker 2: you know, because there's they went for three steps, I

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Speaker 2: only went for two. I gambled, and then their hand

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Speaker 2: is hanging out there and then like what do you do? Yeah,

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Speaker 2: it's tricky. There is no standard greeting anymore, Jason.

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Speaker 3: Decision of like what we're doing, Like so now I'm thinking,

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Speaker 3: should I just go in with what my idea and

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Speaker 3: then force that person to do whatever I want? Like

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Speaker 3: we're doing five stops like hand snap, like I don't

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Speaker 3: really hit me like.

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Speaker 2: There's no there's no standard.

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Speaker 4: It's kind of like if you watch like NBA players,

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Speaker 4: like baseball players, they have a handshake for each teammate.

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Speaker 3: You know what I'm saying, expand each other.

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Speaker 2: But that's how it is.

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Speaker 4: That's how like like, that's how it is here.

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Speaker 2: Whatever when you agreet like I have this.

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Speaker 4: Memory of remembering like, oh, you know this person likes

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Speaker 4: the handshake, this person just likes to day have this

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Speaker 4: person whatever.

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Speaker 2: What do I like to do?

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Speaker 3: Like when if you're gonna greet me?

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Speaker 4: Like what JB jvs not a touchy person, So you know,

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Speaker 4: there needs to be a standard.

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Speaker 2: Just a fist bump. Guy. Someone texted that usually it's

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Speaker 2: a handshake or a fist pump, whichever. I've also found

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Speaker 2: that it could be very insensitive to offer a fist bump.

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Speaker 2: Like I know of a situation recently where two men

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Speaker 2: who don't particularly care for each other. We're seated next

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Speaker 2: week each other at a wedding, which was a misstep

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Speaker 2: in itself, and but but one of my friends, who

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Speaker 2: didn't need to be the bigger person, was the bigger

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Speaker 2: person stuck his hand out and the dude responded with

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Speaker 2: a fist instead, and it was just like you a whole,

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Speaker 2: Like that's just such an a hoole move, like if

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Speaker 2: someone it's it's more intimate to shake someone's hand. And

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Speaker 2: if someone sticks their hand out and then you respond

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Speaker 2: with a fist pump, even if you're doing it for

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Speaker 2: germy purposes. If you know there's bad blood already and

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Speaker 2: the person's put their hand out, that's a peace offering.

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Speaker 2: You got to shake their hand, even if you don't

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Speaker 2: want to go wash your hand afterwards. You know what

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Speaker 2: it was that guy's name that we don't like from

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Speaker 2: they got the interview that doesn't like anyone touching out,

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Speaker 2: but like it made this other guy look so bad

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Speaker 2: because like you know, you hear the story and it's

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Speaker 2: like I didn't want to sit next to him. I

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Speaker 2: didn't want to see him. I stuck my hand out

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Speaker 2: and then he responds with a fist bump as if

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Speaker 2: he's too good to even shake my hand, Like bad move. Yeah,

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Speaker 2: but there's a lot of steps going on and I agree,

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Speaker 2: and I oftentimes I go for one more step, they

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Speaker 2: go for one. I don't know what to do. Yes, Paulina,

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Speaker 2: does it depend you?

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Speaker 3: Like how cool you are with this person or how

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Speaker 3: you know them, if you just mean versus like this

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Speaker 3: is one of your boys.

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Speaker 2: Yeah. Yeah.

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Speaker 4: If you're meeting for someone for the first time, it's

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Speaker 4: normally a handshake like hey, nice to meet you.

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Speaker 3: Whatever I think they do, like the hands hands like

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Speaker 3: sort of thing like that.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, right, huh. But your best friend, what do you

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Speaker 2: do in the shimmy?

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Speaker 4: Oh, like me and my best friend, we have our

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Speaker 4: own handshake. Like my best friend and I we have

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Speaker 4: our own handshake.

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Speaker 2: A surprise, make it a hot wife? Why I am

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Speaker 2: too a handsake eight hours a day on TikTok to

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Speaker 2: thank God you're married to a hot woman. It's a

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Speaker 2: miracle and it's water handshake.

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Speaker 1: What do you know?

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Speaker 4: It's just a simple you know, it's a it's a

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Speaker 4: simple it's like a you know, like a double tap

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Speaker 4: in a salute.

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Speaker 2: That's yeah.

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Speaker 1: Yeah.

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Speaker 2: So he's been trying to get us do that to

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Speaker 2: her forever, and we were doing She would trying to

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Speaker 2: get the salute. You don't bow to.

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Speaker 4: Kiki when she walks by Ian.

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Speaker 2: To do that. That was her context. She's working like

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Speaker 2: a crown most of the time. So it's anything you

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Speaker 2: do in a gabble. Yeah, She's like that scene from

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Speaker 2: Coming to America with the rose petals. People throw the

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Speaker 2: rose petals out in front of her when she walks in.

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Speaker 2: It's crazy. Yeah, I have no idea how we got

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Speaker 2: the budget for that.

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