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Speaker 1: The Jewels Show on demand, Jebils Dirty Little Secret. Time

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Speaker 1: for your Dirty Little Secret. But first eleven days a

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Speaker 1: year are ruined. I don't even actually don't even know

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Speaker 1: what day it is right now because we had Monday off,

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Speaker 1: and every single time there's a Monday off, it ruins

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Speaker 1: the whole week. Yes, I almost forgot to pick my

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Speaker 1: set up from school because I thought it was his

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Speaker 1: Dad's day. They should always give us Fridays off. Every

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Speaker 1: single person I've talked to you this week, I don't

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Speaker 1: even know if it's been a weekend or half a

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Speaker 1: week or a day, but anybody I've talked to is like, oh,

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Speaker 1: I hate having Monday off. It screws me. Text in

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Speaker 1: four one oh six one do you hate having Mondays

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Speaker 1: off too? We already didn't know what day it was

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Speaker 1: because of COVID, and now like this whole Monday holiday. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: it's like, forget about it. I mean for me, I

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Speaker 1: don't think it matters because I don't have many responsibilities,

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Speaker 1: so if it was a Friday or Monday, it wouldn't

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Speaker 1: really matter. Memorial Day, Labor Day, those are Monday off weekends.

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Speaker 1: I used to always go to the lake and party. Yeah, no,

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Speaker 1: don't owe that. No, it's not because you have to

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Speaker 1: drive back on a Monday and it's about fifteen hours

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Speaker 1: and you're sitting there on the freeway and there's someone

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Speaker 1: next to you with their dirty feet hanging out the window.

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Speaker 1: They'd be camping all weekend long. You have to kind

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Speaker 1: of smell their feet. It's in the traffic, and then

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Speaker 1: you get back late and you're drunk and hungover and

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Speaker 1: they have to show up on a Tuesday thinking it's

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Speaker 1: a Monday, and your whole week is just screwed. I

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Speaker 1: can heal. I stopped going. I hit the PTSD in

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Speaker 1: we should do a petition Friday holidays only we should

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Speaker 1: love that idea sign. I don't know. Change dot org. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: I changed dot org. Except we never do that. We

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Speaker 1: say that all the time, but we never do it.

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Speaker 1: I feel like everybody says that and they try to

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Speaker 1: do it, but nobody, like even the people who do it,

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Speaker 1: like it doesn't work. I'll never work. Right now, okay,

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Speaker 1: right now, how many do we need? Like three hundred thousand?

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Speaker 1: I don't know. I don't have three hundred and thirty

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Speaker 1: something million. I feel like it's like a low number

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Speaker 1: to get this changed. I don't know why. I don't

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Speaker 1: know that started petition. I don't know how this all

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Speaker 1: for it. I want to point out this is like

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Speaker 1: the ninth petition we've stopped, and I'm gonna do this.

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Speaker 1: I'm gonna do this. I'll have Christian posted on at

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Speaker 1: the Jewil Show, Instagram, Twitter, all that we need do it.

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Speaker 1: I'll do it today. We actually need a president who

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Speaker 1: can really do some change in this country. Every single

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Speaker 1: president talks about the economy and it stays the same,

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Speaker 1: or they talk about how they're going to fix social issues,

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Speaker 1: not much changes. If we had a president who got

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Speaker 1: up there and was like, look, no more daylight savings time. Also,

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Speaker 1: we're taking Fridays off and not Monday, everybody would vote

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Speaker 1: for that, dude. So we're actually going to do a

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Speaker 1: petition for it. I'll do I'll do it right now.

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Speaker 1: It'll be it'll be ready in the next hour. Well

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Speaker 1: I don't even know what an hour is because Monday off.

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Speaker 1: So I'll look for it. But go to at the

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Speaker 1: Jewel Show and you can find it there. Sign the petition.

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Speaker 1: Let's get some change in this country, change that we

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Speaker 1: desperately need. Okay, oh oh yeah, that's right. Somebody's still

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Speaker 1: on hold for dirty little secret, and it is the

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Speaker 1: dirty little secret. Sorry about that. My apology is keeping

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Speaker 1: you waiting. So you have a dirty little secret. Hey guys,

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Speaker 1: all right, so here's here's kinda what's up. My dear

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Speaker 1: little secret is that I slept with one of my

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Speaker 1: best friend's sisters. Okay, five years ago, three years ago

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Speaker 1: and last year. What do we occasionally like hook up?

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Speaker 1: He has no idea would I mean, I don't know,

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Speaker 1: I assume, so she doesn't want me to tell him

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Speaker 1: because like I live with my best friend, which is

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Speaker 1: her brother, right like in the same city, and she

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Speaker 1: lives in a different city, and she flies in and

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Speaker 1: you know, to visit him. And then she always comes

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Speaker 1: in like a day earlier, stays of the day later,

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Speaker 1: and we meet up at the hotel. That's amazing. That's

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Speaker 1: pretty cool. Actually, judge my hair, Yeah, not at all.

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Speaker 1: So that's why it's like one year to one years,

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Speaker 1: three years, five years ago, because she probably doesn't come

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Speaker 1: visit him that often. Right, Well, exactly, I always perk

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Speaker 1: up a little bit because he's like, yo, my sister's

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Speaker 1: coming into town in two weeks. I'm like two weeks say,

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Speaker 1: and yeah, up some time he's away, Like, why are

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Speaker 1: you so excited that my sister's coming into town? Now?

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Speaker 1: I just think she's gray nice. What did you guys

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Speaker 1: get married one day? Oh my gosh, I don't. I mean, like,

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Speaker 1: I think if we did that, he'd be cool with it,

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Speaker 1: because then we'd be brothers. And that. Yeah, if you

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Speaker 1: married his mom, that'd be weird because then you'd be

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Speaker 1: his dad. Oh I like that to say. I mean,

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Speaker 1: I'm thinking about it now. Don't get me wrong on

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Speaker 1: that one. All right, Well, thank you for telling us

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Speaker 1: you did a little secret. And I hope his sister

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Speaker 1: comes to town too. Oh next week, man'll be coming

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Speaker 1: around the mountain. When I mean I came back again apparently, Yeah,

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Speaker 1: I wouldn't come back if I didn't lesson Learn did

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Speaker 1: Jebel show on demand