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Speaker 1: It's another jewbile phone Frank Mornings on the twenties. Hell, Hi,

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Speaker 1: this is Petekins calling from the Seattle Seahawks Ticket Services department.

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Speaker 1: I was looking for Jensen Blank.

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Speaker 2: Uh, this is what's about?

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Speaker 1: Oh? I think you know what it's about?

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Speaker 2: Mm do I? Yeah?

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Speaker 1: What are you gonna buy with it? What are you

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Speaker 1: gonna buy with all the money?

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Speaker 2: I don't know if you're being cute, but if you

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Speaker 2: have something to say to me, you really need to say.

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Speaker 1: You know, I'm wondering how much you got?

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Speaker 2: How much of that for what? And also, why are

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Speaker 2: you giggling like that in speak to actual adult right now? Please?

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Speaker 1: Yes, sorry about that. I will not giggle if that

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Speaker 1: offends you. But I'm calling to inform you that your

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Speaker 1: season ticket privileges for the Seattle Seahawks have been revoked.

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Speaker 1: Wait what, Yes, they've been revoked. I'm not sure if

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Speaker 1: you know this or not, but we do frown on

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Speaker 1: our season ticket holders selling their tickets, and especially when

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Speaker 1: it's to a playoff game of such.

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Speaker 2: And obviously, I listen, this is obviously gonna say I

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Speaker 2: didn't sell anything, So I don't know if you've already revoted.

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Speaker 2: I'm gonna immediately mean you to revote that.

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Speaker 1: Nope, the tickets have been sold, so there's nothing I

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Speaker 1: can do about that. But we are tracking.

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Speaker 2: Down who I didn't sell anything where you did this?

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Speaker 1: Both well, they've been sold, and we're tracking down every

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Speaker 1: season ticket holder who has sold tickets to this Saturday's

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Speaker 1: playoff game versus the San Francisco forty nine ers. And

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Speaker 1: if you sold your tickets, I'm sorry you are no

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Speaker 1: longer eligible to be a.

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Speaker 2: Ticket holder of the team tickets I go into that game.

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Speaker 2: I did sell my ticket. The only person who could

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Speaker 2: have Josh, he must have actually done it done.

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Speaker 1: I'm sorry, I don't know. I'm not following h Josh,

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Speaker 1: is that who bought the tickets? Or are they a

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Speaker 1: forty nin ers fan? So well, there forty in your seats.

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Speaker 2: No, I have a friend, Josh who he handles the tickets.

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Speaker 2: They're under my name. He look, he talked about telling them.

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Speaker 2: I maybe he did, but I didn't. So if you

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Speaker 2: have any issue with it, that's not on me. That's

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Speaker 2: on kill him.

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Speaker 1: If m.

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Speaker 2: Look, why are you and me? I didn't sell I

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Speaker 2: didn't do anything. It was on him who did it?

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Speaker 2: I thought to him, literally anybody else that knows how

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Speaker 2: to understand human interaction, like I don't know how much

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Speaker 2: pil and all your parents have had when they were

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Speaker 2: pregnant with you. You actually like understand that I've upset

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Speaker 2: right now and not be needling me with your condescending Oh.

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Speaker 1: Okay, I you know can comprehend what you're saying. And

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Speaker 1: what you're saying is that the season tickets have been sold.

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Speaker 1: That's all I heard. Doesn't matter who sold them, they

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Speaker 1: were also under your name. So uh, look looks like

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Speaker 1: we won't be seeing you again. Thank you very much.

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Speaker 2: Im.

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Speaker 1: I want to buy yourself a forty nine ers jersey.

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Speaker 2: Hey job, all right, I didn't sell my friend did.

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Speaker 2: He's not the game. I'm going to the game no

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Speaker 2: matter what. All right. I'm not paying for any extra

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Speaker 2: tickets as I already made. Yeah, the full season, all right.

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Speaker 2: I've been looking forward to this all.

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Speaker 1: Weird, okay, And I do have to let you know

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Speaker 1: you'll never be allowed into the stadium ever again, because

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Speaker 1: we are keeping track of everybody, and we do have

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Speaker 1: facial recognition, and anybody who has sold their season tickets,

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Speaker 1: they're a trader as far as we're concerned. And they

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Speaker 1: will not ever be allowed back in the stadium.

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Speaker 2: So why did any of this become policy? Wasn't a

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Speaker 2: weird dystopian future? Are you on about right now?

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Speaker 1: Well, we just prefer that are the team the fans

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Speaker 1: of the team actually are the fans of the team

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Speaker 1: if they're holding season tickets and not just trying to

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Speaker 1: make money off of it.

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Speaker 3: You know, I'm sure you don't know, can you? I'm

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Speaker 3: sure you know you whatever Bulls power trip you're get

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Speaker 3: literally heard you popping up through the another human being.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, it's pretty funny, I said, But your boody is

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Speaker 2: rushing out of your head and made you a idiot.

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Speaker 2: I talk to anybody else.

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Speaker 1: Right, Jensen, This is actually Jubil from the Jubil Show

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Speaker 1: doing a phone prank on you and your buddy Josh.

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Speaker 1: Set you up yet?

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Speaker 2: Wait? Hold up?

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Speaker 1: Yeah, it's a joke.

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Speaker 2: Wait so you don't work for the Bark for Life

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Speaker 2: by idiot?

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Speaker 1: He's joking about selling the tickets, he said, he was

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Speaker 1: joking about selling your tickets and wanted to mess with you,

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Speaker 1: I believe, but.

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Speaker 2: Also somehow more angry at it.

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Speaker 1: Right now, wake up every morning with Jubile phone pranks

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Speaker 1: we day mornings on the twenties