Speaker 1: Happy new to you, Happy new to Welcome back to
Speaker 1: Beauty translated Welcome back to Beauty translated.
Speaker 2: I was beautiful and I'm now happy, proud, and excited
Speaker 2: to announce your brand new co host for season three
Speaker 2: Beauty translated. Bitches, and that is Janey Danger. Hold for
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Speaker 1: I'll mute my mic when I flush, Yeah, doesn't Yeah,
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Speaker 1: That's that's that's people's favorite part about podcasting is the farts.
Speaker 1: I think so too.
Speaker 3: That's why I'm here, right for the farts.
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's why we hired you, and I'm really I'm
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Speaker 2: part of the team because this season we're going to
Speaker 2: be giving into some really fucking cool guests. Yeah, that
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Speaker 3: I did. Yeah, Yeah, I had blackmail on a lot
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Speaker 2: what is going to be your first action in elected
Speaker 2: office as co host?
Speaker 3: Well, I'm already on the toilet, so there's that.
Speaker 1: Are you dropping bombs?
Speaker 3: Might wash my.
Speaker 1: Hands, honestly, if that's okay with y'all, And uh shoot,
Speaker 1: I mean it's a podcast, right, I think so. I
Speaker 1: think people are listening to this.
Speaker 3: Okay, cool?
Speaker 1: Well if they are good, if they're not, I'm happy
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Speaker 4: For men.
Speaker 3: No, thank you for bringing me on. This is cool.
Speaker 3: This is dope.
Speaker 1: I think now that I'm doing season three, you don't.
Speaker 1: You can't show anyone the embarrassing pictures of me at
Speaker 1: the Christmas party. So I'm glad to avoid that. I think, No,
Speaker 1: I I didn't buy that best. I swear it's very tacky.
Speaker 2: And so Jamie. For our first episode of season three,
Speaker 2: we are sitting down and talking.
Speaker 3: With the girls. And who are these girls?
Speaker 2: Well, you know the girls. There are the girls who
Speaker 2: sing and they dance and they make pop music, and
Speaker 2: they happen to be women of the trance experience.
Speaker 3: True. Sure, they happen to.
Speaker 1: Be women of many many talent, a lot of experience.
Speaker 3: Yeah, we as we come to find out.
Speaker 2: Yeah, So please enjoy our conversation with the girls, the
Speaker 2: trans pop girl group that is made up of Alyssa
Speaker 2: Rakhel Star and Domino Presley. Welcome, don thank you for
Speaker 2: having us, Thank you for being here. So you're here
Speaker 2: this weekend to perform for Atlanta Pride. You're going to
Speaker 2: be performing in the closing ceremony. I just want to
Speaker 2: to kind of before we get into all of that.
Speaker 2: I wanted to allow the listeners to get to know
Speaker 2: who y'all are, so could each of you introduce yourselves.
Speaker 5: My name is Alyssa. I am a Mexican trans woman
Speaker 5: in Atlanta, struggling.
Speaker 6: No.
Speaker 5: I started out in the drag scene and music has
Speaker 5: always been in the back of my head. And I
Speaker 5: think it was like twenty fifteen I decided to do music,
Speaker 5: so I've pursued that full time. I love fashion and music.
Speaker 1: That's fabulous.
Speaker 5: I'm Domino Presley. I am originally from Atlanta. I live
Speaker 5: in California. I am not Mexican or Hispanic at all.
Speaker 3: I'm Asian. I have changed notes.
Speaker 5: I'm Asian and everyone thinks I am and yeah, no,
Speaker 5: that's a porn star.
Speaker 1: Who doesn't music now beautiful?
Speaker 2: Love that war a crossover We love that, Yes, our
Speaker 2: crossover journey.
Speaker 7: Well, I'm Raquel and I'm Mexican.
Speaker 8: And I've been performing, uh since like a long time.
Speaker 8: I don't know, since I was eighteens. I've been stages
Speaker 8: like pretty much all my life. I'm very like used
Speaker 8: it to be in spotlight and I always wanted to
Speaker 8: make music, but I never really like, you know, got
Speaker 8: into it. So I just went with a burlesque crowd. Yeah,
Speaker 8: and I started working, like you know, with the club kids.
Speaker 8: In New York City and La, I'm so performing all
Speaker 8: the time everywhere, never my craft, honestly. And now it's
Speaker 8: so nice to have the opportunity to like start working
Speaker 8: with trans artists and start these journeys.
Speaker 7: It's doing amazing and be a.
Speaker 1: Part of a trans pop girl.
Speaker 5: We tried Raquel and I tried in another group, the
Speaker 5: Secret Girls, uh, and that wasn't It had the formula,
Speaker 5: but it wasn't like our priorities were not.
Speaker 1: Set as a cover band.
Speaker 5: Yeah, our egos were more so like aligned, and it's
Speaker 5: just you know, I mean, we can start out doing covers,
Speaker 5: but there has to be some kind of progress, and
Speaker 5: there was no there was like a block.
Speaker 3: It can be very like tacky if like all you're
Speaker 3: doing is covers, perrio, It's.
Speaker 5: Like, well, you can't write something yourself.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I think it's fairly common for a lot of
Speaker 1: like new bands to like start like just mostly doing covers.
Speaker 5: It's just easy.
Speaker 3: Yeah, it's easy for sure.
Speaker 1: Sure. Well, now that you've formed the Girls, you are
Speaker 1: making your own original music. Tell us about how the
Speaker 1: Girls came to be. Well, after the Secret Girls, we
Speaker 1: tried to do a group. It didn't form. It just
Speaker 1: kind of always was like, we start and then it
Speaker 1: doesn't happen, and we start and it doesn't happen, and
Speaker 1: then I was just like, well, fuck it. I'm just
Speaker 1: want to be a solo artist and I'm going to
Speaker 1: do my music. And I came across a song called
Speaker 1: Daddy that I just wrote driving down the highway thinking
Speaker 1: of kindergarten cop.
Speaker 6: Oh my god.
Speaker 5: When he's like, who is your daddy? What does he do?
Speaker 5: And I was like, well, who is my daddy? Like
Speaker 5: he's fit, he's a business, he treats me well, he
Speaker 5: buys me stuff. And I was like, I know this girl.
Speaker 5: Her name's Domino, and I was like, can you be
Speaker 5: on the song? And she's always been a huge fan
Speaker 5: of like everything that I do, and more so the
Speaker 5: music because she comes from a music background and not
Speaker 5: many people know that. So her and I just got
Speaker 5: on Daddy and from there we kind of were like,
Speaker 5: let's just do a duo, and then the duo turned
Speaker 5: into a trio. I had it back to her. I
Speaker 5: was like, please, can we do a duo? She's like, girl,
Speaker 5: just be a feature. I was like no, Well, the
Speaker 5: feature kind of took us on a ride that we
Speaker 5: just didn't think that we were gonna do. And it
Speaker 5: led to this because we had a lot of performances
Speaker 5: leading up to it, and then we were just like, well,
Speaker 5: we like performing together, why not just keep it going.
Speaker 1: So yeah, and I imagine it. I mean, I imagine
Speaker 1: it's hard.
Speaker 3: It is.
Speaker 1: It sounds like in the beginning it was challenging for
Speaker 1: you to find other people who.
Speaker 5: Were it's hard to find the passion.
Speaker 1: We're serious about it.
Speaker 5: Yeah, So the fact that we were just friends and
Speaker 5: we were just doing a feature and it kind of
Speaker 5: just organically formed into a group.
Speaker 1: It's beautiful.
Speaker 5: And we've known each other since I pre this right
Speaker 5: right the way back. Let's just give them a.
Speaker 1: Date pre the dollification, before the fact, pre the delusion.
Speaker 5: She always yeah, so it's it's yeah, we've had a
Speaker 5: really good connection. But Raquel, we've always had an interaction
Speaker 5: with her in her.
Speaker 7: It's so funny.
Speaker 8: Roquel knew each other because in them Secret Girls Journey,
Speaker 8: she jumped in once I left, I was her replacement.
Speaker 8: She has a replacement, and then like she left and
Speaker 8: I was like, well, you know what, let's get another shot.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 8: Obviously that didn't took us nowhere, and but it was
Speaker 8: amazing that we got to, like, h get together, I
Speaker 8: guess in a way or like I know that we
Speaker 8: both existed, so like when we finally like got to
Speaker 8: meet each other, we were like, okay, so you're that
Speaker 8: girl and she was like.
Speaker 3: You're that girl. I feel like they were like, now
Speaker 3: we're the girls together.
Speaker 5: I hate each other. And they met each other and
Speaker 5: they're like, yeah, because we were very ponned against each other,
Speaker 5: like oh, she's this way, and like you're replacing her?
Speaker 5: Is that kind of premeditated? Yeah, you know, she's more.
Speaker 8: Reality, we said herself, like on competition, you know, and
Speaker 8: I was. And for me, I never like computer to anybody,
Speaker 8: So I was just like, you know, everybody's gonna get
Speaker 8: in their own journey. And now that we're together, we're
Speaker 8: like what the fuck? Like we are such a good friends,
Speaker 8: We're like so alike.
Speaker 5: And I won't say that in the beginning with the
Speaker 5: Secret Girls, it prepared us to do this, like it
Speaker 5: trained us to do it gave us the worst, like
Speaker 5: we fought like physically we were fighting in the group
Speaker 5: and then performing thirty minutes later, Like it was that
Speaker 5: kind of crazy. I was never in the Secret Yeah,
Speaker 5: like she heard about all of it, so she was like, oh,
Speaker 5: but I'm very thankful for the resources that we got
Speaker 5: out of it, the training, the you know, experience, experience.
Speaker 5: Experience is invaluable to work with Nicki, and she's like iconic.
Speaker 3: Yeah she.
Speaker 6: Was.
Speaker 5: She was the leader of the girls, and you know,
Speaker 5: I forget and we can't help but to give her
Speaker 5: her flowers for allowing us to be in that experience.
Speaker 1: Doing it for so long.
Speaker 3: She was the first.
Speaker 1: Yeah, she's been doing it first.
Speaker 5: Yes, she likes to say, you know, the Secret Girls
Speaker 5: are the first trans group in the world. We like
Speaker 5: to say were the first mainstream trans They were the
Speaker 5: first original girl group trans with our own music.
Speaker 3: Yeah. I love that.
Speaker 1: Yes, we're just.
Speaker 5: Taking the formula and advancing it more because I mean,
Speaker 5: it's it's a waste to not put a trans girl
Speaker 5: group out at all. It's a waste, Like I feel
Speaker 5: like there's so much that could be done. There's no
Speaker 5: girl group period out right now, and if there is,
Speaker 5: there staring out and like they're trying to be discovered.
Speaker 5: But a trans girl group is something that's almost kind
Speaker 5: of like needed.
Speaker 1: What kind of challenges have you guys had as a
Speaker 1: trans girl group being recognized by the mainstream.
Speaker 5: We get knocked off constantly in no credit. Yeah, a
Speaker 5: lot of things I don't know well, like stylists and
Speaker 5: stuff will take all of her ship. It's a different
Speaker 5: It's interesting. I don't know, it's very interesting because I mean,
Speaker 5: I when we did Daddy, Sam Smith and Kim Petra's
Speaker 5: came out with a song Unholy, and her verse is
Speaker 5: exactly almost identical to mine.
Speaker 6: So I can't help. I can't help. We're about to
Speaker 6: talk about her. Said, you have darling little.
Speaker 1: But you know, and also styling non record for a
Speaker 1: long time. Why don't you like I just I think
Speaker 1: her music's very boring.
Speaker 7: On don't like her music.
Speaker 1: I just saw her. I just saw her last week.
Speaker 1: We were up in the I was like I was
Speaker 1: down in them, you know the general.
Speaker 8: Admission, you know, we have to support this, and like
Speaker 8: it was really good.
Speaker 7: It was amazing.
Speaker 1: I just get a Clarity tour, Sorry, I did. It's
Speaker 1: such an upgrade from the Clarity that was my.
Speaker 5: First time ever seeing her.
Speaker 7: I can tell sister is rehearsing her music Clarity.
Speaker 1: There is an album right her album Clarity. She did
Speaker 1: a tour. That was the first time I saw her,
Speaker 1: and like this, you can tell she's got budget.
Speaker 5: You know, she's definitely got a Grammy. The Grammy, but yeah,
Speaker 5: there are plenty of trainings with Grammys, by the way,
Speaker 5: they're just not There's so many girls that actually had
Speaker 5: Grammys before her. She's like a bassis and guitars. She
Speaker 5: has multiple.
Speaker 3: I don't think Sophie won, but Sophie was nominated programming.
Speaker 5: Doesn't our Lady doesn't she have one too?
Speaker 1: Yeah, but yeah, go camp Petra, go cam Petty.
Speaker 5: You got to get one. You got to get yours
Speaker 5: on stage. Yeah, but challenges we've we are often imitated
Speaker 5: and and ripped off in our styles and stuff. So
Speaker 5: I mean we just kind of it's a compliment when
Speaker 5: not take seriously sometimes or they're like, oh I like
Speaker 5: that that dragshell y'all did We're like, no, that was us,
Speaker 5: that was our song, microphones were on. But we come
Speaker 5: from a drag background, so it's fine.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 1: I've experienced with this too, where like I tell people
Speaker 1: I'm a musician and they like automatically in their head,
Speaker 1: like they see on trans and they think I do
Speaker 1: drag And I never.
Speaker 5: I had to be more specific on dating profiles because
Speaker 5: when I say I'm an entertainer, they're like.
Speaker 3: Oh, you do drag.
Speaker 5: Yeah, I have to be like, I'm a recording artist.
Speaker 5: I'm like, please don't google it.
Speaker 1: They just assumed the right because because in the mainstream
Speaker 1: like those are like the Avenue and a trans woman.
Speaker 1: Absolutely absolutely, there's all. There's definitely something like sexualized, like
Speaker 1: intrinsically like in the heads of people.
Speaker 5: Back in the day, that's all we could do. I
Speaker 5: didn't have the options to do other thimes unless you
Speaker 5: were like super super passable. But even then you had
Speaker 5: to be super passable and then like lie about you
Speaker 5: you Wendy Carlos.
Speaker 1: Yeah, pretty sure she wont to Grammy, Yeah she did.
Speaker 1: But Domino, I wanted to talk more about your music
Speaker 1: background because Alyssa mentioned that you have a music background before.
Speaker 5: I was before I transition, Like all throughout high school
Speaker 5: and right after high school, I would like record EPs
Speaker 5: in my closet on my laptop, on garage bands and
Speaker 5: so like I would always have these songs come out.
Speaker 5: There's this one called vodka I thought I did. So
Speaker 5: like people who know me from before, they'll be.
Speaker 3: Like everything days better.
Speaker 5: I'm like, oh my god, leave me in my own
Speaker 5: voice alone. But I did that, and so like when
Speaker 5: she and I met, like that's they're like, oh, this
Speaker 5: is this little person trying to be a a queen.
Speaker 5: He does music.
Speaker 1: Oh wow wow. And now it's I'm back in it.
Speaker 1: Garage band saves lives. Though it really creative outlet, I
Speaker 1: don't know that I need it. Yeah, yeah, so sometimes
Speaker 1: you need something to just like have something to put out.
Speaker 3: I use it for yours.
Speaker 5: I did a lot of poetry back in the day,
Speaker 5: and so like I realized writing is just doing poetry
Speaker 5: and it's like getting all that stuff out. So I
Speaker 5: just talked ship him all the songs. It was funny
Speaker 5: when we played Chirp in front of the guy It's
Speaker 5: about and he was there and I was just like,
Speaker 5: we're dating again. I was like, no more losers, no
Speaker 5: more broke boys. And he's like he was listening to
Speaker 5: it like it was resonating, and he was like.
Speaker 3: Well, the sentiment can still be true even if it's
Speaker 3: not like.
Speaker 5: Well it inspired him. He's not broke anymore.
Speaker 1: Music makes you a better person, Yes, tell us a
Speaker 1: little bit more about your musical.
Speaker 5: Imploy when I was little, it was Janet Brittany. I
Speaker 5: mean I'm from that. I'm a millennial, Mandy Moore, will
Speaker 5: of Ford, Jessica Simpson, that girl.
Speaker 1: Yes, yes.
Speaker 5: But also I was very fortunate to have gotten to
Speaker 5: see Soldiers Girl at that time, and I loved Calpurnia
Speaker 5: and how she was like a live musician, and that
Speaker 5: was my first time I saw someone like myself doing something.
Speaker 1: Yeah, and something that's like an art form. Yeah, yeah, absolutely, Calpernia.
Speaker 3: Much.
Speaker 5: I've always loved like three piece girl groups, like I
Speaker 5: love the sugar Bags, I love TLC Destiny's Child when
Speaker 5: they were three pieces. So like from me, that's all
Speaker 5: like TLC's first album on the TLC tip, that is
Speaker 5: like my blueprint of what we are, just more two
Speaker 5: thousand whatever.
Speaker 3: You something powerful when three girls get together, Yeah, get along.
Speaker 5: It's like the Tesla, the three six nine, Like it's
Speaker 5: always like.
Speaker 1: It's like some practical magic. You know, there's some witchy
Speaker 1: ship going on right here.
Speaker 5: Definitely of the.
Speaker 7: Group, such a sad song girl love her.
Speaker 1: Oh, I love that. So, y'all are typically your songs
Speaker 1: are poppy, upbeats, stuff like that. Have you done like
Speaker 1: a ballad.
Speaker 5: Yeah, where we want to. We want to. We want
Speaker 5: every girl to feel seen in their genre, right, So
Speaker 5: all of our songs have levels, like mine's totally different
Speaker 5: than her verse and hers and like it's it's a mix.
Speaker 5: But we would love to do something more. So with Raquel,
Speaker 5: I write her a song that I'm working on writing yesterday,
Speaker 5: slow Down that she likes a lot like music. What
Speaker 5: are your influences for music?
Speaker 7: Influences?
Speaker 3: I don't know.
Speaker 8: Well, the thing is, like I I came into the
Speaker 8: United States when I was eighteen years old and I
Speaker 8: was transitioning. I mean, I was about to transition, and
Speaker 8: I came basically to transition honestly because my parents they
Speaker 8: I come from a background where like the machismo is
Speaker 8: very like still in the culture. So my parents did
Speaker 8: not acset me. So I just came into the United
Speaker 8: States and I was still very like culturally shocked and
Speaker 8: trying to learn English and and you know, but it
Speaker 8: freed me and give me the opportunity to like transition.
Speaker 8: So influences, it was kind of like a mix of
Speaker 8: everything it comes from, Like Mariacchi comes from like very
Speaker 8: like typical Mexican music to like I don't know Britney Spears,
Speaker 8: Lena Larey. It comes to like opera, comes to like
Speaker 8: Christiana Aguilera. So like for me, as I was becoming
Speaker 8: a little sponge to trying to soak up everything that
Speaker 8: I was learning at the time, everything that I colamitate
Speaker 8: with my boys, it became kind of like my style,
Speaker 8: you know.
Speaker 7: So yeah, it's kind of it's we're in there, That's
Speaker 7: what I That's.
Speaker 2: One of the things I think for trans women and
Speaker 2: female vocalists is that we I think I don't know
Speaker 2: if anyone else resonates with us. But of course when
Speaker 2: it comes to voice training, listening and singing those songs
Speaker 2: like like it's like you're trying to like resonate with
Speaker 2: that voice.
Speaker 5: Robins are like like anyone who needs to voice train
Speaker 5: if you just listen to Robin and sing a lot
Speaker 5: with her, that is what I've been singing every single
Speaker 5: day for the past.
Speaker 1: Well how did you? Oh my God? Yes, well Kylie too,
Speaker 1: Kylie hits those I love new album.
Speaker 5: I was like, Sony or Manoa.
Speaker 1: We love, we Love, we Love both are.
Speaker 5: I was like all the trans artists that are like, yeah,
Speaker 5: then there's this one girl trends and she's fucking sickening.
Speaker 5: Her voice is amazing, She's a power like power. We've
Speaker 5: been discovering a lot of other trans artists and it's like, wow,
Speaker 5: y'all are doing music too, y'all are doing it really well. Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 5: Chase icon is Yeah, and I feel twit hilarious.
Speaker 1: It feels like trans artists just aren't getting the mainstream
Speaker 1: recognition they deserve at this moment.
Speaker 5: We need like a big trans music festival of just
Speaker 5: only trans artists.
Speaker 1: Wow, yeah, that sounds fold be amazing. That would be
Speaker 1: so like jarring, like you would have like the most
Speaker 1: like sweetest, like cute little like you and then like
Speaker 1: the loudest thing you've ever heard. You would have to
Speaker 1: separate the trans men.
Speaker 5: Well they have multiple stages and different festivals.
Speaker 1: It would be amazing.
Speaker 3: It would be dope.
Speaker 5: I think it would be fun. That's that's It would
Speaker 5: be like litl a fair, but like different stages like
Speaker 5: the rock stage and the pop stage.
Speaker 1: Well affair, but trainy fair.
Speaker 5: Let's coin that. Let's go ahead and coin that tiny fairs. Well, like,
Speaker 5: we would be so upset though, if people are coming
Speaker 5: to they're like I'm going to the training fair would
Speaker 5: be like, no, no, no, we can say that. You can't.
Speaker 1: We're going to the transgender pair properly, the trans person Fair.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 1: Well, I'm just trying to think of like a pun
Speaker 1: with like Trana Losa.
Speaker 2: Well, tell us about this weekend. So you both are
Speaker 2: from Atlanta. I know you originally when you moved here,
Speaker 2: you said you were in New York.
Speaker 5: And l A.
Speaker 7: Yeah, mainly in l A. Yeah, yeah, this is your
Speaker 7: first time.
Speaker 5: They both live in.
Speaker 7: It's amazing food, amazing.
Speaker 3: Welcome to Atlanta.
Speaker 1: Yeah, Atlanta, as I should say.
Speaker 5: I was like, isn't it Atlanta?
Speaker 1: Atlanta?
Speaker 5: The Second Sea is silent actually all this season?
Speaker 1: So yeah, how does it feel to be back in
Speaker 1: your home hometown to perform?
Speaker 5: I used to hate coming here. I'd be like, oh
Speaker 5: my god, they're so behind. Y'all are so really behind.
Speaker 5: Like racial jokes are so funny here. I'm like, they're not,
Speaker 5: but they think they are.
Speaker 1: Like maybe in Cobb County.
Speaker 5: You know, the other day I heard somebody say something.
Speaker 5: I was like to her, I was like, oh, you're
Speaker 5: making fun of her accent. That just means she speaks
Speaker 5: multiple languages and you don't like Yeah, It's great though,
Speaker 5: because Atlanta seems to be catching up with the rest
Speaker 5: of the world. It's a lot calmer, but like Atlanta
Speaker 5: raised me. I'm really like, I'm very The first thing
Speaker 5: I say to anybody is I'm from Atlanta. Like if
Speaker 5: she just you know, if you kiss me, If I
Speaker 5: say I'm from Atlanta, if they're like, oh, where are
Speaker 5: you from, I'm like, I'm from Atlanta, They're like, oh oh.
Speaker 5: But it's great being back here because like, I grew
Speaker 5: up in this area, so seeing it is nice. Being
Speaker 5: around my friends, it's nice. I feel like people here
Speaker 5: are more supportive of our music than they are in
Speaker 5: La Yeah, because I think Ali's catching up.
Speaker 1: Well.
Speaker 8: Alai is such a competition, so everybody's trying to do
Speaker 8: the doll and you know, we're stepping it into a
Speaker 8: room where everybody think that they are the doll.
Speaker 1: Lare There's something in the water, there's something in the hormone.
Speaker 5: Something in the face. They don't look like they don't
Speaker 5: look like that, I promise.
Speaker 3: You differently over there.
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's like something people have always thought about La though,
Speaker 1: is that it's like very fake and competitive.
Speaker 7: I mean, but that's the thing. It's not well, it is.
Speaker 5: Once you take people out of l A, it's like
Speaker 5: a different like like oh I can be myself kind
Speaker 5: of thing.
Speaker 1: I mean when like entertainment is kind of the backbone
Speaker 1: of the city, like it makes sense that everything is
Speaker 1: kind of like everyone's trying to like vie for attention
Speaker 1: in some way or another.
Speaker 8: I mean, everybody's trying to chase the contract and trying
Speaker 8: to construct a career there. So I think that's very I.
Speaker 5: Wish they would try to chase the contract.
Speaker 3: I really do.
Speaker 5: I feel like they're just chasing like city fame, and
Speaker 5: I like, you don't want to be pecular. That's like
Speaker 5: when somebody's like, oh, she's popular on Facebook. I'm sorry
Speaker 5: you're what?
Speaker 1: Yeah, I completely agree when people are like only popular
Speaker 1: like on Twitter and they don't really have like a
Speaker 1: brand outside of that.
Speaker 3: Like where's where, where's the the podcast, where's like the thing?
Speaker 5: Where's the driving people to social media?
Speaker 3: Pointless?
Speaker 5: But also and what are you doing with that platform
Speaker 5: to get back to your community?
Speaker 3: Yeah?
Speaker 5: Somebody girls don't want to help other girls. I'm like,
Speaker 5: bitch when they say no one helped me, Yes they did.
Speaker 5: Everyone who came before you helped you turn around and help.
Speaker 1: Everyone else, right, absolutely, sorry. But it's also like, if
Speaker 1: all you fucking have is a lot of Instagram followers,
Speaker 1: that's not sure.
Speaker 3: I don't really have anything exactly.
Speaker 5: I don't care how many on Instagram. Yeah, yeah, they
Speaker 5: all say the same comment they're paid for, Yeah, exactly.
Speaker 1: If they're all anime profile picture, sorry, they're in the
Speaker 1: c that much anime. For the record, all of my
Speaker 1: anime profile pictures that follow me are really sweet people.
Speaker 5: I don't even know if my followers are real. I
Speaker 5: don't buy them, but I'm sure I didn't know people
Speaker 5: could buy people followers.
Speaker 1: So now I've never done that. I've never paid for followers.
Speaker 5: It's like a scam going around with people saying there,
Speaker 5: what do they call them? Like social media managers and
Speaker 5: they grow your following. I feel like they just buy
Speaker 5: it for you.
Speaker 3: They do. I get a lot of dms, like.
Speaker 5: I have to pay to promote my stuff on Instagram
Speaker 5: because I've been shadow band for three years, so I've
Speaker 5: had the same amount of followers for three years.
Speaker 3: I'm like that on Twitter.
Speaker 1: But I refuse to give elon Musk money I had that.
Speaker 5: I paid for that blue check thing. Just so people
Speaker 5: could see myself. Because once again, if you're like, well
Speaker 5: if you're in adult films, that you can't they can't
Speaker 5: find you.
Speaker 1: Yeah see, I understand that because you have something to promote.
Speaker 1: I think like if you bought a blue check and
Speaker 1: you're just some person like you just like followers my sweets,
Speaker 1: you're a fucking loser.
Speaker 3: You are a huge, fucking loser.
Speaker 5: You need to work on yourself.
Speaker 1: Or at least like start fucking doing something right so
Speaker 1: your paying followers can enjoy something. Yeah, absolutely, Or yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: if you're just some dickhead that like works at like
Speaker 1: a bank, and like you're secretly like someone who posts
Speaker 1: like epic memes on Twitter check.
Speaker 5: What three hundred followers?
Speaker 3: Yeah, there's no Like it's pathetic.
Speaker 5: It was like what six months ago when people were
Speaker 5: just buying them left and right, like everyone had a
Speaker 5: blue check out.
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, you really want to be valid.
Speaker 2: I wanted to also ask y'all. Okay, so now that
Speaker 2: being back in Atlanta, I mean, I mean you say
Speaker 2: that we're so behind. You think said things are getting better.
Speaker 5: Atlanta is behind. I don't think the girl, well not
Speaker 5: even the.
Speaker 1: Girl, And anytime I talk to someone who's like not
Speaker 1: from here and they come here, they're always surprised at
Speaker 1: how many trans people live out here.
Speaker 5: Atlanta has the best trans girls.
Speaker 3: Yeah, there's a lot of trainings out here.
Speaker 5: We breed a different kind and a different element and
Speaker 5: a different evolution of trans girls. Like people are like, oh,
Speaker 5: they're so pretty in La No, that's a filter, and
Speaker 5: Atlanta they actually look like that. They don't know how
Speaker 5: to filter. We don't know, they don't know if is
Speaker 5: over there. So like in Atlanta, there's also they're like
Speaker 5: back on Atlanta drag. Also, when we were young, it
Speaker 5: was you wanted to be fishy drags, so like you
Speaker 5: your tribe was to be you wanted to look like
Speaker 5: a woman. And so like now I think that has
Speaker 5: resonated or like it's deep in the core of the
Speaker 5: trans women of Atlanta. It's just a different breed of girls.
Speaker 1: We're out there blended into society. I am walking, my
Speaker 1: little dog, my little cope. Nobody knows good morning, ma'am, Hello,
Speaker 1: how are you.
Speaker 5: I'll just walk and I'm like, I'm you.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's been very I mean living here it's different
Speaker 1: because I see it every day.
Speaker 5: But I'm also very like I know where to go.
Speaker 5: I know my areas, you know where home? Yeah, Like
Speaker 5: I know certain areas I'm gonna like feel some kind
Speaker 5: of way walking in anywhere. But we all have to
Speaker 5: own the space we walk into, and that's that's an
Speaker 5: everyday thing for all of us. I think that we
Speaker 5: have to walk in confidently anywhere. But it's hard sometimes here,
Speaker 5: it's really hard with so.
Speaker 7: My husband tell me, he's like, you're going to is this?
Speaker 7: Is it a red state?
Speaker 3: Here? We were blue the presidency.
Speaker 8: Yeah, well he was like just comed down because I'm
Speaker 8: a very loud person, like everywhere I go, wherever I
Speaker 8: sip and like just look, why is this?
Speaker 3: Atlanta's a loud city for sure.
Speaker 1: I think the funny thing about a lot of like
Speaker 1: Southern cities is that they're kind of like little like
Speaker 1: oasises away from like just deep swaths of like places
Speaker 1: you don't really want to thought for gas. I don't know.
Speaker 1: The thing about the South that I think is interesting
Speaker 1: is like I don't know, like there's a lot of
Speaker 1: people that literally like just generally don't care, Like like
Speaker 1: I know that there's a lot of like shit like
Speaker 1: in the zeitgeist about trans people and it's it's scary.
Speaker 1: But I've been saying this a long time. I like,
Speaker 1: I work in public all the time. I've transitioned in
Speaker 1: public in front of people, and by and large, normal
Speaker 1: people don't fucking care. They have bills to pay, they
Speaker 1: have shit to do. Like they are at worst like
Speaker 1: apathetic towards trans people. They're not really like angry in
Speaker 1: the way that you see people online, because people online
Speaker 1: that are angry about trans people don't fucking go outside.
Speaker 5: They usually don't live in cities they like true, Atlanta
Speaker 5: is surrounded by Georgia. Yeah, so Atlanta is amazing, and
Speaker 5: then it's surrounded by Georgia and Georgia fucking sex.
Speaker 1: If you live in Atlanta and you're like transphobic or racist,
Speaker 1: is like, what are you doing in Like you're surrounded
Speaker 1: by everything you hate?
Speaker 3: Like you come on, like.
Speaker 1: You need to go on a road trip with her
Speaker 1: and show her the sticks of Georgia.
Speaker 3: Yeah, go to like.
Speaker 5: And I fight so well. We were just in fucking
Speaker 5: where was that. We went to Dalton to do a
Speaker 5: show at the college Dalton State.
Speaker 7: They were lovely, so sweet, exactly.
Speaker 5: Darton is like Chattanooga, the border of.
Speaker 3: The Hitler zone.
Speaker 5: But they were very like they.
Speaker 1: Were so and they were woke.
Speaker 8: They were like very like excited to be exposed to
Speaker 8: like drag and like are.
Speaker 5: Called the girls? Girls? Where the girls to stay them?
Speaker 1: I wanted to say, it's it's the three girls, right,
Speaker 1: like the Ease of three.
Speaker 5: It was for social media purposes because the girls were
Speaker 5: taken out, Okay, because when I said it aloud, I
Speaker 5: was like three girls.
Speaker 1: I was like, oh, the three girls.
Speaker 5: It was just for social media. But the three was
Speaker 5: something that we just wanted to keep for three. But
Speaker 5: we had it when we were two, so it was
Speaker 5: like because we were always going to have subconsciously want
Speaker 5: to have a trans features.
Speaker 1: Kind of hard to search online. I wanted to ask,
Speaker 1: if I may, what is the vibe like the Transport Awards.
Speaker 5: Yeah, in the house of it I've been for like
Speaker 5: the past five years. It's actually in like incredible, it's
Speaker 5: my favorite thing to do, but like it is really incredible.
Speaker 5: It's like the largest group of trans women in one
Speaker 5: building dressed up and it's not like yeah, it's not
Speaker 5: even it's like we're classier than the Avan Awards. And
Speaker 5: also it's way more entertaining, like all those other adults
Speaker 5: that I was surprised, like very surprised.
Speaker 1: It's very entertaining, that's awesome.
Speaker 5: I was expecting to come in and like everyone is
Speaker 5: gonna be naked and I'm going to see a lot
Speaker 5: of trans paine and like everything, and it's going to
Speaker 5: freak me out. But it was. It was more professional
Speaker 5: than an actual award show, Like it was just very
Speaker 5: red carpet event.
Speaker 1: Trans people behind like the actual like.
Speaker 3: Me.
Speaker 5: And then there's Stephen who owns Scrooby. He's not trans,
Speaker 5: but Gruby is the oldest and the first trans adult
Speaker 5: film site ever. And then Crystal, she is part of
Speaker 5: our community. She's not chance though, but yeah, she's under
Speaker 5: our umbrella, but she's she's more like a trans fairy
Speaker 5: god parent, and she basically listens to us. And then,
Speaker 5: because you know, since people don't like to listen to
Speaker 5: trans people, she's the one who will relay our messages
Speaker 5: and beat it into the other people and be like, no,
Speaker 5: it is actually important for you to listen to them,
Speaker 5: especially since you're profiting off of them. And this is
Speaker 5: this is not about y'all, this is them. Because they
Speaker 5: used to be called the Training Awards.
Speaker 3: Wow, that was terrible. As long as I've been running, Yeah,
Speaker 3: when did they change it?
Speaker 5: We just had our fifteen years. When did they change it?
Speaker 5: When I said, I'm not coming anymore if you don't
Speaker 5: fucking change it.
Speaker 8: Yet, my husband, I made it myself to make sure that,
Speaker 8: like I was gonna put in his head that we
Speaker 8: were going to change a lot of titles. So I've
Speaker 8: been doing some inside work.
Speaker 5: Her husband is Buddy Wood, which is like one of
Speaker 5: the most famous porn porn He's like the only one
Speaker 5: that's actually in our community that directs because he's married.
Speaker 6: Wow.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I've seen a lot of like pictures of people
Speaker 1: at like like porn awards and porn like expositions and stuff,
Speaker 1: and like people are always like kind of like make
Speaker 1: fun of it, but like it's the people that go
Speaker 1: to that stuff and like meet their like favorite porn star.
Speaker 3: They look happier than I will ever meet at someone.
Speaker 5: They see every day. Like people like to belittle us
Speaker 5: and be like, oh, you're a porn time like, but
Speaker 5: you don't get it, Like the celebrities you idolize, we're
Speaker 5: their celebrities. And I don't care if you don't like me.
Speaker 5: But fucking that celebrity over there that you're worshiping is
Speaker 5: paying my bills.
Speaker 1: And at the end of the day, like being a
Speaker 1: porn star, like you're making people happy, like you're legitimate.
Speaker 8: It's also the first like explosion, the first time that
Speaker 8: somebody like gets to like meet a trans woman or
Speaker 8: realizes that like they're attractive.
Speaker 5: Yeah, we're a human being. Yeah.
Speaker 3: Yeah, most of the time.
Speaker 5: The script, I'll tell you this, it's never a trans
Speaker 5: person writing the script.
Speaker 3: We directed it.
Speaker 1: I don't even know that famous clip where the guy
Speaker 1: was like, god, I would love to knock you a writer.
Speaker 5: Monroe, she was movie. I love her, like when people
Speaker 5: talk about that and I was like, she fucking hated
Speaker 5: that script? Are you kidding me?
Speaker 7: That was a great meme, though I know it's me.
Speaker 3: She's a musician.
Speaker 1: Yeah, Okay, shout out to Rider Monroe.
Speaker 5: Love her.
Speaker 1: Sorry for that stupid fucking scene, girl, but.
Speaker 7: It makes me feel good because I'm a different girl.
Speaker 1: I can relate.
Speaker 3: You know. That's telious.
Speaker 5: Oh my gosh, which part being with Giovanni or.
Speaker 1: Being our word? I don't want to get canceled on
Speaker 1: this podcast.
Speaker 5: Can we take that word back? Because it doesn't want
Speaker 5: me to anymore. Like, no one's calling anyone that, Like,
Speaker 5: no one who's actually handy, capable or whatever. No one's
Speaker 5: calling them that if they are your fucking asshole.
Speaker 2: And if you are like mad about it, the person
Speaker 2: mad about it is usually not the person that should
Speaker 2: be mad about it, right, that's like just shut up.
Speaker 3: Well, I mean by the logic of like.
Speaker 1: Slurs that like like teenagers on Tumblr made up like
Speaker 1: like in twenty fifteen or whatever, it's like if it's
Speaker 1: used against you, like you can like reclaim it. Oh okay,
Speaker 1: So I don't know why that one has always That's
Speaker 1: always confused me because like I don't know, I've always
Speaker 1: been called a like retarded paget.
Speaker 3: Like my whole life.
Speaker 5: I heard that every day.
Speaker 3: There's something like upsets you.
Speaker 1: Like That's why I try to avoid it, because it
Speaker 1: makes people upset.
Speaker 5: I know.
Speaker 1: That's what I don't I don't want to make even mad.
Speaker 5: Honestly, it's a good icebreaker sometimes, Yeah, it is, like
Speaker 5: it's this person I don't care be mad, stay mad honestly,
Speaker 5: Like you're offended by being called sis, we were offended
Speaker 5: by being called faggots when we were a kid, get
Speaker 5: the fuck over it. It's your turn now.
Speaker 3: Hello.
Speaker 1: I don't even think that's real, Like, there's got to
Speaker 1: be that's a very specific kind of person.
Speaker 3: That's like I think being called.
Speaker 5: A lot of women are on set and this director
Speaker 5: was like, oh, like what women don't like being called that?
Speaker 5: And I was like, well, unfortunately it's the scientific term
Speaker 5: of what you are.
Speaker 3: So bitch. Your cis that is so crazy? This your sis?
Speaker 3: That is so crazy?
Speaker 1: No, yeah, that is it's insane. It's like it's it's.
Speaker 5: Like, oh, now, y'all don't like fucking labels.
Speaker 2: Yeah right, it's crazy. I wanted to ask you now
Speaker 2: that we're here for Pride. People are going to be
Speaker 2: listening to this after Pride, but I think Pride is
Speaker 2: three sixty.
Speaker 1: Five, three sixty five exactly. There you go. I wanted
Speaker 1: to know from all each of you what your favorite
Speaker 1: Pride memory is, and it can be crazy. What is
Speaker 1: your wildest prime memory? What's your favorite prime memory? Maybe
Speaker 1: you don't have one yet, I don't know.
Speaker 5: I don't know. For Atlanta, yeah, for me is always
Speaker 5: I've always done Atlanta Pride because I've always been involved
Speaker 5: in the big performing aspect of it. So to me,
Speaker 5: it would be my first time as a solo artist
Speaker 5: opening up for a big artist. That would be my highlight.
Speaker 1: Okay, awesome.
Speaker 5: I love Pride, like in Atlanta, I go every year.
Speaker 5: I love doing Starlight Hart It's my favorite show to do.
Speaker 5: But I used to have really bad ptsc anxiety, agoraphobia,
Speaker 5: all that. And then we were at this Pride show
Speaker 5: in La and I had to sing live because the
Speaker 5: original third member didn't show up, so like I had
Speaker 5: to sing her part. And then after that we were
Speaker 5: at a concert and I looked at her and I
Speaker 5: was like, wait a minute, like I'm not.
Speaker 1: And stuff.
Speaker 5: Yeah, I was like, wait a minute, I'm not having
Speaker 5: a panic attack. I'm in the middle of where we met.
Speaker 5: There was that it was at La Pride yet, right, yeah,
Speaker 5: when we were all hanging out.
Speaker 1: Yeah, and that was like you just do you think
Speaker 1: it was because you.
Speaker 5: Just it was like conquering a fear. And then ever
Speaker 5: since then, I haven't really had the same, like and
Speaker 5: I'd suffered for.
Speaker 3: It for years.
Speaker 1: That's beautiful and then it was just like gone, and
Speaker 1: now you're able to perform and sing.
Speaker 5: We were standing there like really high and she goes
Speaker 5: Oh my god, I'm at a concert, Like there's so
Speaker 5: many people around. I was like, not just a concert.
Speaker 5: We're watching Low Kim and I'm chilling.
Speaker 1: It's incredible.
Speaker 5: Oh yeah, l A Pride. They have a budget.
Speaker 1: Oh I know had Grace Jones lash year.
Speaker 7: It was amazing and so good.
Speaker 1: You pay to go there, though, I know I want
Speaker 1: to go to Ali Pride.
Speaker 5: Not many people know this, but me and Jasmine are
Speaker 5: Violet's original mother. She's never going to claim it.
Speaker 1: I have heard.
Speaker 5: I know she's never going to claim the photos and
Speaker 5: the proof.
Speaker 1: Well I didn't put her in drag for the first time,
Speaker 1: but I'm the first person to watch Drag Race with her.
Speaker 1: You know, a friend of the show sat her ass
Speaker 1: down and I said, we're going to watch the show together, bitch.
Speaker 5: And then I remember her first show in Atlanta and
Speaker 5: they fucking hated her.
Speaker 1: It was like, she was what's the Lubamba?
Speaker 5: No we're at we were at Oh yeah, it was
Speaker 5: lebas and we were back there where it was either
Speaker 5: that are Burke Hearts and they were like, who the
Speaker 5: fuck was that bitch and her little bron panty. She's
Speaker 5: never coming back. Her attitude was so stink. I was like,
Speaker 5: I love her, I love that y'all are so pressed,
Speaker 5: and she she's like not impressed by anyone. They couldn't
Speaker 5: take it back. Then it was like a rivalry with
Speaker 5: East Atlanta girls and midtown girls, like they did not
Speaker 5: mix at all. And then bitch Puddin came in changed
Speaker 5: she shook up, and then Violet won and really shook
Speaker 5: it up. Yeah, Violet, and then Phoenix and Co went home.
Speaker 3: Yes they did.
Speaker 5: On episode two Atlanta Curse the Brooks Curse prison.
Speaker 1: Honey, Oh my god, I.
Speaker 5: Never forget one of them went there too.
Speaker 1: It was just page right. Yeah, did we talk about
Speaker 1: your favorite part.
Speaker 8: Memory as Oh my god, I mean to so many,
Speaker 8: I just like my favorite thing is just like being
Speaker 8: surrounded by my gaze.
Speaker 7: The gaze and the gays love me. Yeah, I'm too
Speaker 7: much of a party monster.
Speaker 8: And yeah, I like every pride is a good pride honestly,
Speaker 8: if he has a good meaning and there's that sense
Speaker 8: of community.
Speaker 5: And yeah, I don't go unless at marketing, but I
Speaker 5: do love it. I love it for everyone else.
Speaker 1: I'm excited for you to experience Atlanta Pride for the
Speaker 1: first time. I'm excited for you all to be back
Speaker 1: here in Atlanta.
Speaker 3: I don't. Yes.
Speaker 2: I wanted to ask y'all kind of going into the
Speaker 2: new year. As we're wrapping up twenty twenty three, do
Speaker 2: the girls have anything cooking up for next year?
Speaker 5: We've been working on our debut album for a minute.
Speaker 5: We were going to do a couple and then we
Speaker 5: were like, no, let's just do a bunch of songs.
Speaker 5: And we're still in the thought process of it, but
Speaker 5: we have a good catalog.
Speaker 3: Is there any of course seatures or producers that we've been.
Speaker 5: Working with baims and then we're looking to work with
Speaker 5: a couple different producers just to give it different, you know,
Speaker 5: variety of styles. But right now we're still in the
Speaker 5: thought process of who we want to work with, you know,
Speaker 5: what direction we want to go. I know we've talked
Speaker 5: about only featuring trans people, but we're just in a
Speaker 5: different space now that we have a third member and
Speaker 5: we know what we want.
Speaker 1: I love the sound of a debut album. Is it
Speaker 1: going to be self titled? You think we can't know?
Speaker 5: We can't have no idea. But for features, we're definitely
Speaker 5: doing Ga again. Yes, Yes, because it's just so fun.
Speaker 5: She's one of my good, good, good friends. She was like, girls,
Speaker 5: I really should have been the third member, but we
Speaker 5: have a third one. She's like, well, I can be
Speaker 5: the fourth and unofficially is. She comes to all our
Speaker 5: gigs and she unintentionally wears the same Outum's so funny.
Speaker 8: She always looks like she's about to pup into them.
Speaker 5: She's always ready for the gig. She's one of the
Speaker 5: most part of friends of ours of our music as well.
Speaker 5: I love that it's just she she sees it, and
Speaker 5: we like people that see it before we see it.
Speaker 1: She's such an icon too, she really is.
Speaker 5: She's so misunderstood. She's like the funniest and nicest person
Speaker 5: in the world.
Speaker 1: Yeah, and I love misunderstood, mister trans women are my favorite.
Speaker 1: I'm excited to hear this new album when it drops.
Speaker 1: I hope we can maybe even have y'all back.
Speaker 5: We'll give you all a sink pea.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I would love that. I would really love that.
Speaker 3: I wanted to play my little game, but we don't
Speaker 3: have to.
Speaker 5: Know, let's do it. I love game.
Speaker 1: Yeah all right, all right, I felt silly about it
Speaker 1: because I just feel silly, so so uh all right,
Speaker 1: so it's uh, it's spooky season right now. At the
Speaker 1: time of recording this, they're probably listening to this in June,
Speaker 1: like what, No, just kidding, it'll be out earlier than that.
Speaker 1: All right, But there's a new movie from the Saw franchise.
Speaker 1: Are you guys familiar with the Saw franchise? And I
Speaker 1: was with my boyfriend last night rewatching the films. She
Speaker 1: had his dick in his mouth, but.
Speaker 3: Not not when it's movie time, but.
Speaker 5: His mouth.
Speaker 3: Cinema And yes, she's right.
Speaker 1: Anyway, I thought, I thought this great idea for a
Speaker 1: little game we could play called Sex or Saw. And
Speaker 1: I compile a little list of Saw traps and sexual
Speaker 1: positions or items. So I'm gonna say something, and you're
Speaker 1: gonna tell me if it is sex or it is soft.
Speaker 1: I will start. I'll start with a pretty easy one.
Speaker 1: I think it's easy at least, the reverse bear trap,
Speaker 1: So I think that is that is the like first trap, Yes,
Speaker 1: with Amanda, the girthy tentacle.
Speaker 3: That's all right, all right, all.
Speaker 1: Right, that's a bad drag untilto bad it is exactly
Speaker 1: a bad dragon.
Speaker 5: I have to get some of this.
Speaker 1: We need the tentacle dealer, Okay, so they're gonna get
Speaker 1: a little harder.
Speaker 3: Uh the standing wheelbarrow sex, So I guess that.
Speaker 7: Is sex.
Speaker 3: Oh that position it's like, yeah, you picked the lens.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I guess you would walk like with your dick
Speaker 1: and yeah.
Speaker 3: Okay we're standing sorry and there they grab the girls.
Speaker 5: Yeah yeah yeah, it's really not comfortable for her.
Speaker 1: And you would walk through a garden and pick up
Speaker 1: the crops, make them work a little bit, go through
Speaker 1: a pumpkin pouch, get the the silent circle.
Speaker 3: Saw what facts?
Speaker 1: I don't think.
Speaker 3: It is. It is a saw trap. It is. It
Speaker 3: is from from Saw three D.
Speaker 5: You'll know I'm a porn star.
Speaker 3: Right, yeah, she's killing I figured you would be butter
Speaker 3: Churner sex sex.
Speaker 1: Yeah yeah, yeah, that's like when your asshole gets frothy.
Speaker 1: Oh for real. Actually it's this one's crazy. It's like
Speaker 1: when you it's a position. It is a position, and
Speaker 1: it's like when you stand I don't know how listeners
Speaker 1: are going to visualize this, but it's like when you
Speaker 1: stand up and like her legs would be like like
Speaker 1: on the wall and you'd be like.
Speaker 5: Like, oh my god, I actually I'm like, yes, butter
Speaker 5: churn me daddy, and it gets frothy, not from the
Speaker 5: Quaker days, just churning.
Speaker 3: But I saw a Loop.
Speaker 1: Brand the other day that is literally butter. It's called
Speaker 1: Boy Butter Boy butter yeah me, and it comes in
Speaker 1: a tube of butter and I think that.
Speaker 5: Right, Yeah, celebrity that I said. And he would always
Speaker 5: give like fisting stuff for Loop to jerk him off.
Speaker 5: I'm like, this isn't what that's for, Like so hard
Speaker 5: to do this?
Speaker 1: Oh my god, Okay, when's the next one?
Speaker 5: Jamimes?
Speaker 1: It is the rock stand, the rock stand saw saw?
Speaker 3: That is sex.
Speaker 1: Damn, I'm a dominic.
Speaker 3: This one's confusing.
Speaker 1: That the givers should be in an upside down position
Speaker 1: against the wall with their head against the wall. You
Speaker 1: could also just go for shoulders for extra support. I'm
Speaker 1: reading this verbatim. After that, the receiver should bend over,
Speaker 1: facing the giver and slightly spreading their legs. Once position,
Speaker 1: the receiver can start gliding into their vagina slash anus
Speaker 1: to their partners hard on. Oh wow, the logistics.
Speaker 3: Of that are a bit crazy. So it might as
Speaker 3: well be a saw trap.
Speaker 5: Yeah, it's both.
Speaker 1: Why was it called again the rock stand? Yeah, if
Speaker 1: there's any rock stand enjoyers. We leave that in my comments.
Speaker 5: Trap. The next time I got comes over and be like, no,
Speaker 5: that's a saw trap. I'm not doing that.
Speaker 1: I'm not doing You're not tricking me again. My ex
Speaker 1: boyfriend is Jigsaw. The Brazen Bull that sounds like sex.
Speaker 1: That is a saw trap?
Speaker 6: What not?
Speaker 5: The Brazen Bull?
Speaker 1: I told you, I told you which one. It doesn't matter.
Speaker 1: I want to keep it moving, but I should have probably.
Speaker 1: Uh it's from I think it's from Saw three. Okay,
Speaker 1: oh sorry, that one is also from Saw three D.
Speaker 1: It involves a bunch of hooks and skin meat hooks. Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: the rap that saw Yeah, yeah, that is that is
Speaker 1: a very Uh that's a particularly bad saw trap. That's
Speaker 1: a medieval torture device.
Speaker 3: I no, it's from Saw three.
Speaker 1: It's like a thing that breaks all your bones and
Speaker 1: it's it's bad.
Speaker 3: It's a really gruesome one.
Speaker 5: That scar ship out of me. I can't watch it
Speaker 5: because it's too real. Esta's surrealism, like people are really
Speaker 5: doing this in the person who thought was a little
Speaker 5: thought that John Kramer, Sure, yeah, that's a little bit
Speaker 5: too that and hostile. Yeah, we travel too much to
Speaker 5: watch that.
Speaker 1: I've been like revisiting those movies and it's very I
Speaker 1: don't know, it's very interesting to me that like after
Speaker 1: like nine to eleven, like during like the I don't.
Speaker 3: Know, all the like torture and all the ship that.
Speaker 1: Was going on like in America at the time that
Speaker 1: like people were just lining up to the theaters to
Speaker 1: like watch people get tortured.
Speaker 3: And it's weird.
Speaker 8: We have a home museum that he's dedicated to it.
Speaker 8: It's called That's something like that, and he's like medieval devices.
Speaker 3: Well, it's pretty cool.
Speaker 1: It should host the next awards there, and.
Speaker 3: The Jigsaw Awards.
Speaker 5: I mean, it could be that we just don't say
Speaker 5: that kind of sounds like a very specific category of
Speaker 5: porn to award the Jigsaw Awards to be the scot
Speaker 5: Queens and like the rap that crazy.
Speaker 1: Would you guys perform with the Jigsaw Awards were there,
Speaker 1: we would open it.
Speaker 3: I would stay. Yeah, I'm going to.
Speaker 5: Get groomed or something.
Speaker 3: I got groomed at the Jigsaw Awards. I'm walking around
Speaker 3: with a reverse bear trap on my Oh my.
Speaker 5: God, I can't get off my tricycle.
Speaker 1: I's got these spirals of my che no the flesh lasso.
Speaker 1: Oh that sounds like, oh, that sounds like a big
Speaker 1: because it's like sex. Sounds like this. This one I
Speaker 1: thought sounded like a saw trap. But it is a
Speaker 1: it is it is a it's for sex. It is
Speaker 1: for all your cowboy lovers out there. This adjustable flesh
Speaker 1: lasso is for you. What's that about saving a horse
Speaker 1: riding a cowboy again?
Speaker 9: What?
Speaker 1: I don't think you should invoke animals in your in
Speaker 1: your advertisement for bad dragon does all the time.
Speaker 5: Yeah, a lot of those well I.
Speaker 3: Don't think dragons are technically animals.
Speaker 5: Got those horse and dog's like some of these toys,
Speaker 5: and I'm like, that's a dog's penis.
Speaker 1: Saying if you're into that, then you're fucking weird. Like
Speaker 1: I'm sorry, Like.
Speaker 5: You should not have pets.
Speaker 1: This is a pro kink shaming podcast's discussion, and that
Speaker 1: is a little weird.
Speaker 5: I mean, if if it's yeah, if it's.
Speaker 1: Like actually supposed to be like an animal, that's fucking Like.
Speaker 5: I'm also weird about by those plugs with the tails
Speaker 5: on them. That's kind of weird cute, you know, yeah,
Speaker 5: but that don't kind of dirty community. Sometimes I have
Speaker 5: to do these cosplay things and sometimes the bitch has
Speaker 5: a tail, and so that's the most realistic tale I've
Speaker 5: been aware. That's kind of interesting.
Speaker 1: I get what you're saying, but I also think tales
Speaker 1: are just a little cut I hate walking around with
Speaker 1: it doesn't like turn me on. Maybe that's what it
Speaker 1: is that I'm just very uncomfortable by it, Like who's
Speaker 1: walking around?
Speaker 5: And then those girls of bottle service girls they have
Speaker 5: the one with with that lights up, so the whole
Speaker 5: like those are no, they're just like, oh my goodness,
Speaker 5: are laid in Vegas? Definitely in Asia.
Speaker 1: Oh wow, you think their boss puts it in for
Speaker 1: I'm sorry.
Speaker 5: Oh my goodness.
Speaker 1: Our old drummer was a furry, so I reconciled with
Speaker 1: the with the furry community. I made a deal with
Speaker 1: the furry community.
Speaker 3: Sway, I can make fun of it because it's silly,
Speaker 3: But like.
Speaker 1: I just rich kids spend a lot of money spent
Speaker 1: on personal and some of these kids are not well.
Speaker 5: But what's under the suit?
Speaker 3: He didn't have a suit? The suits are so what's
Speaker 3: under that suit can be a little playing. Let's just
Speaker 3: get to the point you kind of take the suit off.
Speaker 5: I wish they would dress up as like characters that
Speaker 5: are like that solely from monsters, because then I'd be like, okay,
Speaker 5: but if you're dressed up as a giant dog, I'm
Speaker 5: like no, no, no, I have three I'm good.
Speaker 1: So if it's someone who's like really sexually attracted to,
Speaker 1: like big Bird, I.
Speaker 5: Look like, damn the visuals. You know what I'm going
Speaker 5: to direct this movie.
Speaker 1: It's gonna be a five nights of Freddy's Porno.
Speaker 3: Yeah, that's awesome.
Speaker 1: I mean a night what is it called the Nightmare
Speaker 1: on Elm Street?
Speaker 5: Yeah, that would be a cute imagine.
Speaker 3: That's that's another thing.
Speaker 5: To sorry, you know, victims, victims?
Speaker 3: Yeah, true, Where do we go?
Speaker 5: Elm Street?
Speaker 3: I've got I've got a few more here. The Magnum eyehole.
Speaker 1: Sounds saw mm hmm.
Speaker 5: I mean the words sex. Yeah, the words sound like sex,
Speaker 5: but it sounds like a saw thing.
Speaker 1: Okay, Yeah, you're right, it's from saw to It's it's
Speaker 1: a little brief one where he pokes his eyes through.
Speaker 3: I remember that.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I thought Magnum might have tripped you guys up
Speaker 1: leg wires. Saw Yeah, damn the glass juicer, saw sex,
Speaker 1: the glass juicer for your insides boasting a textured shaft
Speaker 1: and a unique crank, so you can turn things up
Speaker 1: a notch, whether alone or with a lover. Wait, what
Speaker 1: does it do?
Speaker 3: I'm sorry, I think it juice. I'm going to collect
Speaker 3: your pussy juice.
Speaker 5: Ohsu you have to fill the vial with.
Speaker 1: Juice fresh squeeze in the morning. I don't think glass
Speaker 1: should be involved. Well, what the glass grinder? That sounds
Speaker 1: like saw.
Speaker 3: Yeah, that one's a trap.
Speaker 5: It's very one guy one jarle.
Speaker 3: No, the needle is called the needle pit. That was horrible.
Speaker 5: That scared me.
Speaker 3: Yeah, that was That is one of the worst ones.
Speaker 1: It's the only one I can really remember. Matt in
Speaker 1: the Bear one.
Speaker 5: Yeah, the yeah, the needle full of needles with estrogen
Speaker 5: and it.
Speaker 1: You're like, I'd be in the needle like because someone
Speaker 1: passed me a blanket.
Speaker 5: I mean they're crying, emotional, laughing, turning it like going crazy.
Speaker 1: If turning it down. Here, guys.
Speaker 3: And curves. The backbreaker sex sex.
Speaker 1: This is actually from the Saw to three D video games.
Speaker 5: There's a video game.
Speaker 1: We didn't agree to video games.
Speaker 3: It's the Saw franchise.
Speaker 5: I didn't know there was.
Speaker 4: I don't know.
Speaker 5: The back breaker I've heard that before, though.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I feel like that could be a sex thing
Speaker 1: to like, yeah.
Speaker 3: I have two more crucifixion.
Speaker 5: Jesus.
Speaker 1: That is, it is an explicit position where the partners
Speaker 1: will have to twist and turn and find the most
Speaker 1: comfortable position and everything will be fine. They read that
Speaker 1: like a like a jigsaw tape. This one, wait, this
Speaker 1: is actually kind of nice. I've done this.
Speaker 5: When they say I fell on their dick, yeah, I
Speaker 5: tripped and fell. It looks like they fell.
Speaker 3: Yeah, this looks like an a.
Speaker 5: But how do you do that? Like crucify me daddy?
Speaker 1: Yeah, I actually took a screenshot of this too, is
Speaker 1: from the same website.
Speaker 3: It's just a minion thing.
Speaker 1: I yeah, just imagine like a thong where the penis
Speaker 1: is a of the.
Speaker 3: Penis wearing a thong.
Speaker 1: But it's a yeah, that's that's a better word for it.
Speaker 1: It's a crocheted cock sock that somebody had to make.
Speaker 1: I like to think that this is like like just
Speaker 1: learning crochet is Like, is it like on tim or something?
Speaker 9: It was?
Speaker 1: I was I googled like weird sex toys and weird
Speaker 1: sex positions and do not buy the worst mistake in
Speaker 1: my life.
Speaker 3: It's a dollar and the last one is just the
Speaker 3: dog collar sex. So it's it's both.
Speaker 1: True.
Speaker 3: It is technically girls. Yeah, thank you, thank you all
Speaker 3: for playing my game.
Speaker 7: Y we loved it.
Speaker 1: I should have been taking I should have been taking score.
Speaker 1: I'm so sorry everybody. It's just just for if we
Speaker 1: took score, that would everyone get to too serious.
Speaker 5: Competitive group would break up, we'd have to look for
Speaker 5: another third again.
Speaker 1: But if you guys ever do have a fourth, then
Speaker 1: you are like the craft basically.
Speaker 5: You know, we always say that when we get together.
Speaker 5: I'm like, let's get together.
Speaker 1: Call the corner, Yes, call the corners.
Speaker 3: What three, you're like a jawbreaker?
Speaker 6: Oh yeah yeah, the alette elet firm.
Speaker 1: Well, if y'all ever get the trans Festival off the ground,
Speaker 1: hit me up. Yeah, well, because you'll be there at
Speaker 1: the punk Okay, all right, Well, thank you all for
Speaker 1: being here so much. It was Thank you so much,
Speaker 1: Thank you so much.
Speaker 5: We really appreciate it.
Speaker 1: Yeah, and have a wonderful time at Atlanta Pride this weekend.
Speaker 1: Y'all are going to kill it.
Speaker 5: Yes, so excited.
Speaker 1: Thank you all. Well, it was awesome.
Speaker 3: Yeah, thank you so much.
Speaker 1: Having well Jannie. That was a lovely chat we had
Speaker 1: with the girls. I really enjoyed it. Are you ready
Speaker 1: to take some calls now? In our first love line segment, dear,
Speaker 1: let's absolutely do that, and you, dear listener, can call
Speaker 1: into us at six seven eight five six one two
Speaker 1: seven eight five for whatever problems you have, we will
Speaker 1: make them worse. All right, let's take some calls.
Speaker 4: Yeah, so I rent apartment. I read this apartment and
Speaker 4: the shower clogged, and I bought off brand draino from
Speaker 4: the Dollar Tree and I put it down there. And
Speaker 4: now now every shower I take turns into a mini bath.
Speaker 4: So I don't know if you can get someone down
Speaker 4: here to fix this, but that would that would be appreciated. Okay,
Speaker 4: you have an awesome Tuesday.
Speaker 10: Good night.
Speaker 3: Okay, so can we get someone down there to fix that?
Speaker 1: No, because you did not leave your personal home address,
Speaker 1: which we encourage all of our callers to do, to
Speaker 1: leave their address, phone number, name, data, birth mother's maiden name,
Speaker 1: middle name, last four digits of your social first seven
Speaker 1: or eight digits of your social as well.
Speaker 3: If you left all that, maybe we'd have a shot
Speaker 3: at helping you.
Speaker 1: So I would just say personally, as a sick little
Speaker 1: freak myself, I love a little I was going to say,
Speaker 1: I love a little bath in the shower. When I'm
Speaker 1: like really, I will lay down in it. I will
Speaker 1: have the shower on and I will let it like
Speaker 1: fill up a little bit. Usually I'll do some like
Speaker 1: shower stuff like I'll like, you know, wash my body
Speaker 1: or my hair, and then I'll shut yeah, douche and
Speaker 1: lay down in that nice douchey water.
Speaker 3: No, I'm I'm anti douche.
Speaker 1: I'm sorry. Yeah, I'm anti douching. I'm pro meta music.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, just just dry yourself out. Get some fiber, girls.
Speaker 3: That's my message.
Speaker 1: When are they going to start marketing pure?
Speaker 3: It doesn't work. It doesn't work.
Speaker 1: It's just for men, Douche, douche. What is pure? You've
Speaker 1: never heard of Pure for men?
Speaker 3: Will this help our listeners?
Speaker 2: It will actually help our listeners. If you take it
Speaker 2: up the ass regularly, you should consider you should consider
Speaker 2: adding some fiber to your diet, such as Meta Mucil.
Speaker 2: Pure for men is a great option because it's marketed
Speaker 2: towards fags.
Speaker 1: Well, it's marketed towards men. It is marketed towards men.
Speaker 1: But I'm saying pure for men. They really need to
Speaker 1: they really need to get up on that game of
Speaker 1: like the dolls. Pure for dolls is what we need next.
Speaker 1: Pure for the door. So first of all, if you
Speaker 1: don't like a little bath shower, I think that's kind
Speaker 1: of on you. But you could get a snake shower,
Speaker 1: snake rain snake. Yeah, or do we have a is
Speaker 1: this caller? Do they own their own house? They don't
Speaker 1: have a landlord?
Speaker 3: Are they crazy? We have people that listen to us
Speaker 3: that own home. Wow.
Speaker 1: I would just call my landlord. I'd say, landlord, listen.
Speaker 1: If you don't come down here and fix my bass shower,
Speaker 1: I'm going to.
Speaker 3: Kill you in your whole Fani.
Speaker 1: I'm gonna blow this metal in your apartment.
Speaker 3: Yeah, simple as that. Yeah.
Speaker 2: I think he should consider adding flesh eating maggots to
Speaker 2: his little bathtub to exfoliate the feet.
Speaker 1: You know, to make some some elements of danger. Yes,
Speaker 1: you know, Oh yeah, put one of those. Here's what
Speaker 1: I would put, one of those fish from Brazil that
Speaker 1: like swims up your penis hole in in the drain.
Speaker 3: Oh my god, I have no idea.
Speaker 1: It's a penis whole fish penis who actual.
Speaker 3: And you? Yeah? Yeah, Google's like, oh we get this whole.
Speaker 1: I got you then, also known as the penis fish
Speaker 1: penis fish. Yes, you put a penis fish in the
Speaker 1: drain and that puts you on a timer. So you've
Speaker 1: only got a limited amount of time to take your
Speaker 1: shower before the water rises up to the levels where it.
Speaker 3: Goes into your penis hole.
Speaker 1: So that'll help you take expeditious showers and that will
Speaker 1: make your life a lot better. It'll also mean that
Speaker 1: there's get onto doing what you need to do with
Speaker 1: your life. It will also add an element of like
Speaker 1: danger and risk, yeah to your daily shower, your daily
Speaker 1: We're a pro fear podcast. It helps you, It helps
Speaker 1: you live.
Speaker 3: It's what I mean.
Speaker 1: Me and Carmen live under extreme fear every single day
Speaker 1: and it keeps us on our toes. It keeps us
Speaker 1: foot healthy, happy, keeps me nergizing, scared. All right, well
Speaker 1: we have that help.
Speaker 3: Let's take the next one. Yeah, yeah, I think that's
Speaker 3: that one is solved.
Speaker 1: Problem solved.
Speaker 3: All right, we got we got another one ready for us.
Speaker 10: Every time I get really drunk, I have an overwhelming
Speaker 10: or shifted or whatever is in my hands on the ground.
Speaker 10: I got a lego set for a white elephant this
Speaker 10: past Christmas, and I built it all of it at
Speaker 10: the party and I got drunk and then I were
Speaker 10: all on the ground. And then I bought Greek food
Speaker 10: a couple of nights later, and I got drunk and
Speaker 10: I threw it on the ground immediately. And then a
Speaker 10: couple days after that, I I I just bought. I
Speaker 10: bought a new bowl to smoke weed, and I got
Speaker 10: drunk and I threw it and shattered it on a
Speaker 10: driveway indicator.
Speaker 1: Yeah and wow, so we got an address. We got
Speaker 1: an address close enough.
Speaker 4: You know.
Speaker 1: I actually relate to this because one time I was
Speaker 1: at a party with a bunch of people I didn't know,
Speaker 1: and I I thought they had a really nice DVD collection.
Speaker 1: And I'm not kidding. I spent the entire party alphabetizing
Speaker 1: their DVD collection.
Speaker 3: And I remember, like, I like passed out and woke
Speaker 3: up the next thing, and they're.
Speaker 1: Like, dude, you now I know exactly where don't mess
Speaker 1: with the zohan Is.
Speaker 2: I could imagine were you doing like your Criterion closet thing.
Speaker 1: Like yeah, but with like the shittiest movies ever it's like,
Speaker 1: and this is dude whares my car? Yeah, yeah, the
Speaker 1: highlight of trans representation and film. This is soul Plane.
Speaker 1: We almost watched soul Plane last time leaving HBO Max,
Speaker 1: but we watched Man on HBO Max, right, Max. Just
Speaker 1: just I'm sorry I named HBO.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 1: So, dear listener, I you know, i'd say just stop throwing.
Speaker 1: The throwing things on the ground is where I think
Speaker 1: the problem arises. I think fidgeting is valid and fine.
Speaker 1: I think you find I think you just have to
Speaker 1: find a good outlet for your fidgets. For me, it's
Speaker 1: like alphabetizing things. You know, don't break stuff, don't start
Speaker 1: like jacking off, don't like start hitting your head and screaming.
Speaker 3: Like those are like the bad fidgets.
Speaker 1: But like there's like like you can organize something. I
Speaker 1: think that, like I think those are good fidgets. But
Speaker 1: I you know, dear listener, I do totally relate to
Speaker 1: you being at a party and just building a fucking
Speaker 1: lego set. And I say that as a very social
Speaker 1: person too, because I just like, I don't know, I
Speaker 1: think I'm I'm part like among us character, Like I
Speaker 1: just like doing little.
Speaker 3: Tasks and.
Speaker 1: Yeah, side quests, Yeah, do find little side busts to
Speaker 1: do and make your own party. And I think that's
Speaker 1: a healthy thing to do. I think it's a good
Speaker 1: thing to do. Stop throwing things on the ground, or
Speaker 1: if you can't stop throwing things on the ground, maybe
Speaker 1: pad everything.
Speaker 2: I was gonna get Like now, I want to say,
Speaker 2: I last time I participated in a white elephant, I
Speaker 2: received nothing but sex toys and loup.
Speaker 3: That was my wide elephant.
Speaker 2: And I now have a thanos sized butt plug that
Speaker 2: I don't know what to do with.
Speaker 3: What are you going to do with it? I don't
Speaker 3: know use as a paperweight, a door stock. It's a weapon.
Speaker 1: It is solid metal with a big old gym on it.
Speaker 1: So it's like a it's like a level like one
Speaker 1: weapon you would like spawn in with in like dark
Speaker 1: Souls one. Like it's like what the deprived would spawn
Speaker 1: tots like the broken the broken butt plug Like.
Speaker 3: It's just it's just a blunt.
Speaker 1: It weighs about ten pounds. I'm not joking.
Speaker 2: Yeah, let's get let's get this. We got one more call, right,
Speaker 2: I got one more call. This time it's for real.
Speaker 9: So I'm a trans woman in Brooklyn, I've been transitioning
Speaker 9: for over two years, and married men with kids keep
Speaker 9: asking me when I'm going to get breast augmentation now.
Speaker 9: I actually, you're sitting up a concept now so I
Speaker 9: can hopefully get to be a like early next year.
Speaker 9: But that things should I say to these great acquaintances
Speaker 9: of mine with great boundaries to explain why my boobs
Speaker 9: doubled in size, to deny them the.
Speaker 4: Pleasure of.
Speaker 1: I'm encouraging you.
Speaker 9: And this call I was thinking of a mosquito bite.
Speaker 10: No, not that.
Speaker 1: Oh you should delete this.
Speaker 9: I'm gonna try again later. But yeah, what don't I
Speaker 9: say to the men who are weird about my body?
Speaker 9: What do you do about horny dads?
Speaker 1: I've got corny dads, That's what I do.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 1: Well, I just want to say I hope and I
Speaker 1: don't think this is the case, but I hope that
Speaker 1: you're not just getting your boobs done at the behest
Speaker 1: of these married men, because honey, they don't really care
Speaker 1: that much.
Speaker 3: Let's be real here, you can still have.
Speaker 1: Sex with them and it'll probably be pretty good.
Speaker 2: I would take the money first, though. The boop job
Speaker 2: costs this much. And here is how you can contribute
Speaker 2: to that.
Speaker 3: I don't know. I just wouldn't care that much. Who
Speaker 3: gives a shit? Yeah, Like, I don't know, Like it's
Speaker 3: not like this is I mean a married man.
Speaker 1: Like the only thing you can get out of that
Speaker 1: is some like decent sex or not decent sex, or
Speaker 1: it's either sex or money, Like that's the only things
Speaker 1: you're gonna be able to get out of that. This
Speaker 1: isn't going to be like relationship potential at all. So
Speaker 1: who fucking gives a shit what these dumb ass.
Speaker 3: People say to you? Like who cares?
Speaker 1: Like they're dumb guys, Like I don't think you need
Speaker 1: to use your emotional labor to explain to them the
Speaker 1: ins and outs of fucking, Like, oh, it's actually quite
Speaker 1: rude to uh say to a trans woman about her,
Speaker 1: but like, no, who cares?
Speaker 3: Fuck them? Who cares? Like I don't.
Speaker 1: I don't even think it's worth wasting your time on.
Speaker 1: I think if someone's weird, do you just block them?
Speaker 3: Who cares?
Speaker 1: Period? And if you really want to fuck them, just
Speaker 1: do that. I don't know, Like I don't, I don't know,
Speaker 1: but uh, the boob job thing go with God, get
Speaker 1: your boobs done. If that's what you want to do,
Speaker 1: Get them done, get them big, get them really really
Speaker 1: really really big and good. And that's that's what I
Speaker 1: would advise.
Speaker 2: Well, I will say, she sent us this voicemail back
Speaker 2: in October, so yeah, she could already be tity the fuck.
Speaker 3: Up right now.
Speaker 2: And if she is, congratulations, I hope you are enjoying
Speaker 2: your new coconuts, and I hope that you are enjoying
Speaker 2: them for yourself. I think we handled that well.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I think she's gonna be okay. She's going to
Speaker 3: be okay. I think we saved her life, to be honest.
Speaker 1: Yeah, dear sweet listener that might be going through any
Speaker 1: horrific ailments, please call us at six seven eight five
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