Speaker 1: Brooking Jebels second day. You know, whenever I'm getting my
Speaker 1: makeup done at the norths From makeup counter, that worries me.
Speaker 1: I always think, why aren't any guys coming over here
Speaker 1: and hitting on these girls? I mean, they're all nice,
Speaker 1: they're all cute, you know, they're friendly personally. I'm there
Speaker 1: just to get you know, the shine down off my
Speaker 1: forehead a little bit before I go out for the evening.
Speaker 1: But I figure, why don't guys hit on them? Apparently
Speaker 1: they do, And that's how Cam got a date with
Speaker 1: the girl he wants us to call today. Cam, how
Speaker 1: are you? I'm all right? How'd you pick up this girl?
Speaker 1: You were walking through Nords from and she can talk
Speaker 1: to you and you just asked her for a number
Speaker 1: or had you seen her before? And oh, well, I've
Speaker 1: been through there a couple of times, you know, trying
Speaker 1: to find like good ties and dress shirts. But she
Speaker 1: just had these eyes that kind of I don't know,
Speaker 1: I just caught my attention every time. And I saw
Speaker 1: her over one of the perfume counters and I just
Speaker 1: had to go over and say, Hi, did you do
Speaker 1: like the whole? Hey? I need some perfume for my
Speaker 1: sick grandmas. Grandma girls always fall for the sick grandma
Speaker 1: card I don't know that. Is that what you did though?
Speaker 1: Did you go over there and be like, I need
Speaker 1: some perfume for my mom for Mama's Day, like trying
Speaker 1: to actually actually, yes, that's exactly what I did. Really,
Speaker 1: that's kind of genius. It obviously went well for you. Yeah,
Speaker 1: we talked it up and she was just cute and amazing.
Speaker 1: She had a great voice too, so it was all
Speaker 1: kind of the whole the whole package came together, and
Speaker 1: we just kind of turn you off, like if their
Speaker 1: voicesn't you walk up and you're like, oh, sorry about that.
Speaker 1: You have a very raspy voice. I don't like it.
Speaker 1: It does so you have like a butt guy, a
Speaker 1: boob guy. You're a voice guy. Yeah, for everybody out there,
Speaker 1: all right, what did you tell us about your date?
Speaker 1: I took her out to the seafood place, really high end,
Speaker 1: and it went great, got some nice recommendations to the waiter,
Speaker 1: We got a bottle wine and which had this great time.
Speaker 1: But I don't know, by the end, she felt like
Speaker 1: she it felt like she wanted to kind of bust
Speaker 1: out pretty quick and I want a dessert, but she was,
Speaker 1: I know, she was looking at U go and then
Speaker 1: you know, to watch the car kind of let's just
Speaker 1: say I went in for the kiss, and the and
Speaker 1: the hug happened. Oh that's the worst awkward. Yeah, it
Speaker 1: was there like a certain turning point that you can
Speaker 1: remember in the date. Not really, I mean there was
Speaker 1: there was one point where I got my order and
Speaker 1: I you know, I ordered the salmon and she kind
Speaker 1: of got hers and she asked me for the kind
Speaker 1: of a bite of what I had and I'm not
Speaker 1: really a food share so you told her no. Well yeah,
Speaker 1: because you know it's kind of a first date thing.
Speaker 1: Did you did you go for, like to grab some
Speaker 1: food off your plate? And smacked her hand out of
Speaker 1: the way. Now I'd picked up the check. I would
Speaker 1: buy you anything you want, right, you know, if I
Speaker 1: order it, it's it's because I want the whole thing. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I'm not a big fan of sharing food either. It's
Speaker 1: like we've been dating for a while, you can have
Speaker 1: a bite. But the first date, Yeah, the first date,
Speaker 1: it's kind of weird. We've had a second date update
Speaker 1: before where this actually ruined the date was because of
Speaker 1: the girl kept taking food off his off his plate,
Speaker 1: remember that, and he wouldn't call her back. So did
Speaker 1: she you act awkward when you were like, no, I
Speaker 1: want my own food, you know, the kind of the
Speaker 1: eyes stop smiling a little. Huh. So you think you
Speaker 1: offended her? Oh? Maybe, But that's the thing is like,
Speaker 1: I you know, it's hard to read girls sometimes. So
Speaker 1: how about all the time? Yeah, have you tried to
Speaker 1: get a hold of her and ask her out? And
Speaker 1: what's her response? Is there a response? There's been no response? Well,
Speaker 1: it's it's it's been like nothing from the texts or calls.
Speaker 1: It's just kind of blank. All right, So she's just
Speaker 1: not responding to anything. No, no, And I don't want
Speaker 1: to go back to the store and like, you know,
Speaker 1: hunt her down, like from the men's section. That's just
Speaker 1: I think that'd be way too creepy. Well, she has
Speaker 1: to talk to you at that point though. If you
Speaker 1: go to the perfume table again and you're just like, hey,
Speaker 1: we got to discuss this right now. Oh I want
Speaker 1: to make a purchase and you have to talk to me,
Speaker 1: it's really a great idea, I think. All right, man,
Speaker 1: Well we're gonna play a song come back, call her
Speaker 1: and get your second date update. All right, awesome, all right, man,
Speaker 1: hold on frooking jubil in the morning. Hey, Cam, Yeah,
Speaker 1: I didn't even ask you. Why do you want to
Speaker 1: call McKenzie in the first place? Like, really, she sounds
Speaker 1: like a terrible person to me. First date. Wanted to
Speaker 1: borrow food, you know what I mean? Yeah, that is
Speaker 1: just rude. Trying to steal your food on a first date.
Speaker 1: You know, it's always a gateway bite. Yeah, you can
Speaker 1: rethink this second date update if you want to, Cam. Now,
Speaker 1: I still got to find out what happened, all right.
Speaker 1: If you're just tuning in, Cam wants us to call Mackenzie.
Speaker 1: They went on a first date together to a seafood restaurant.
Speaker 1: He ordered some salmon. She has to have a bite
Speaker 1: of it, and he told her no. And that's where
Speaker 1: he thinks the date went south, because she kind of
Speaker 1: like tightened up after that and maybe thought it was
Speaker 1: rude that he wouldn't allow her to have a bite
Speaker 1: of his food. He went in for the kiss at
Speaker 1: the end of the evening, got a hug instead, and
Speaker 1: has heard nothing from her since the date. Now, Cam,
Speaker 1: if she's that mad over a bite of food. Do
Speaker 1: you want to go out with her again? Yeah, plenty
Speaker 1: of what the food is, I'm open to it. So
Speaker 1: it's like, if it's like pizza, it's okay because I'd
Speaker 1: already comes sliced and it's like kind of like you
Speaker 1: can already take that off. But if it's a piece
Speaker 1: of fish or something like that, don't touch it, right, absolutely?
Speaker 1: All right? You're ready to give her a call? Yeah?
Speaker 1: Here we go? Hello, Hi, can I speak to McKenzie? Hey, Mackenzie,
Speaker 1: how are you? This is Jewel from Brook and Jewil
Speaker 1: in the morning. I'm moving ninety two point five. Okay,
Speaker 1: I'm sorry, what's going on? The reason I'm calling you
Speaker 1: is because you recently went out on a date with
Speaker 1: a friend of the show. His name is Cam. Oh okay,
Speaker 1: and Cam emailed us because he'd like to see you again.
Speaker 1: But he's wondering why you're not answering the phone or
Speaker 1: responding to any of us text Messa okay, So we
Speaker 1: figured why not call her and see if she'll tell
Speaker 1: us if Cam did something wrong on your date. I mean,
Speaker 1: I don't really want to see him again. Was it
Speaker 1: because he wouldn't let you have some of his food.
Speaker 1: He told us. He told us about how you wanted
Speaker 1: to share like a bite of his food that he got,
Speaker 1: and he said no, And that's where he felt like
Speaker 1: the date went wrong. I mean that was really weird.
Speaker 1: Like I've never had anyone like deny someone a bite.
Speaker 1: Did you just not like him? I mean, he's just
Speaker 1: not like a guy I would want to see again.
Speaker 1: Did you feel that way from the very beginning of
Speaker 1: the date or did something happen throughout it to change
Speaker 1: your mind? I mean he was nice enough for most
Speaker 1: of it. Um, uh, yeah, it's okay, McKinsey. This is
Speaker 1: a safe place you can tell us about this weird Um.
Speaker 1: He just got he got a text and then of
Speaker 1: dinner that m kind of ended it. He got a
Speaker 1: text in the middle of dinner. Yeah, are you saying
Speaker 1: like he checked his I mean that's rude, especially if
Speaker 1: you're on the first date, to check your phone. No,
Speaker 1: I mean I I mean I checked my phone on Dave.
Speaker 1: He was just he's got a text. And he started
Speaker 1: laughing really hard, and then I asked what he was
Speaker 1: laughing about, and he showed me his phone and it
Speaker 1: was just like a picture of a car with the
Speaker 1: windshield had I guess like Hershey's syrup. It looked like
Speaker 1: all over it, okay, yeah, and uh and like someone
Speaker 1: had like written on it like stupid whoa Okay, And
Speaker 1: I was like, why is that funny? And he said
Speaker 1: that it was his ex girlfriend's car. And then he
Speaker 1: said that his buddy had gone to the supermarket saw
Speaker 1: her car in the parking lot, and then like thought
Speaker 1: it would be funny, so he like went in and
Speaker 1: bought stuff and vandalized her car. Oh wow. And he
Speaker 1: showed you that and he was laughing about it. Yeah,
Speaker 1: he thought it was like insanely funny. Really bad on
Speaker 1: a couple levels. One, you don't want to talk about
Speaker 1: your X on the first date. Secondly, you don't want
Speaker 1: to be laughing about the fact that you're one of
Speaker 1: your buddies just vandalized her car. Yeah. I mean I
Speaker 1: tried to be cool. I thought I was nice and
Speaker 1: I left the date in a good way. I just
Speaker 1: don't want to see you know, it's not the type
Speaker 1: of guy. Hey, Mackenzie, Yeah, real quick, Before I let
Speaker 1: you go, I do want to tell you one thing.
Speaker 1: Cam is actually on the phone and heard what you
Speaker 1: just said. Oh my god. He's serious. Sam McKenzie, Hey, Cam,
Speaker 1: Look that was my friend Mike. He did it. It
Speaker 1: wasn't even me. Yeah, but Cam, it's it's not so
Speaker 1: much who did it, it's the fact that you showed
Speaker 1: it to her and we're laughing about it. You can
Speaker 1: see why she'd be upset about that, right, It was
Speaker 1: just like so uncomfortable, Like it made me feel so
Speaker 1: grossed out Liternsey. You don't understand how how horrible of
Speaker 1: a person she was. It's taking me months to get over,
Speaker 1: like the thing she's done to make she was just
Speaker 1: psychologically an assassin. See you hear that ass She deserved
Speaker 1: what she got. Does that make it better? Who cares
Speaker 1: if your ex is like a or like what she
Speaker 1: give you? Like you still showed me a picture of
Speaker 1: her car like vandalized and like laugh at it. I
Speaker 1: mean we we want to one day. We shouldn't be
Speaker 1: talking about her exes at all at this point. Let
Speaker 1: you telling me how must be screw do you love
Speaker 1: a good way to start. I understand that it just
Speaker 1: caught me off guard and I was really surprised and
Speaker 1: I really reacted to it, and I didn't want to
Speaker 1: be rude not telling you what I was laughing about.
Speaker 1: I could see it was God, I made a mistakes.
Speaker 1: Did you call her afterwards? Did you talk to her?
Speaker 1: Did you tell her sorry my friends in a hole? No?
Speaker 1: Because she Okay she does. That's not an excuse your
Speaker 1: friends in a hall. And it sounds like you're an ale. Yeah,
Speaker 1: it sounds like you're still hung up on your ex. Yeah.
Speaker 1: I mean if you're blaming everything in your life on
Speaker 1: this woman. Yeah, it's so much so that even your
Speaker 1: buddies are going out of their way to fantalize her property.
Speaker 1: And you date people that date crazy people. Should take
Speaker 1: a look in the ear. There's a reason why you
Speaker 1: stuck around with a cring because you need to relax. Okay,
Speaker 1: it's not that big of a deal. It's just chocolate
Speaker 1: sauce on her on her windshield. You can get them
Speaker 1: off with a car wash. I think, come on, it's
Speaker 1: headly slashed your tires or did anything that remotely truly
Speaker 1: damaged the car. Okay, So I'm it's awesome. Your friend
Speaker 1: isn't a total criminal. He still sucks, and the fact
Speaker 1: that you are supporting him is like really gross and weird.
Speaker 1: I have decent relationships with my exes. We can say
Speaker 1: hi to each other like normal people because we're grown ups.
Speaker 1: Who's on dates and it didn't work out right? That
Speaker 1: major issues. So I'm assuming McKenzie. You think if you
Speaker 1: go out with Cam again and then stop dating him
Speaker 1: one day, your car we'll end up ruined. Yeah, that's
Speaker 1: not going to happen. I'm sorry. My friend defended me.
Speaker 1: He felt like I was like I still had some issues. Obviously,
Speaker 1: I'm working through it, but I'm working through it by
Speaker 1: finding someone who's good and decent and not crazy. So
Speaker 1: if you get yeah, I can that will never happen
Speaker 1: to your car. We've heard a lot of romantic things
Speaker 1: in the second date update before, but I've never heard
Speaker 1: something so romantic as I promise if you go out
Speaker 1: with me again, I will not vandalize your car. That
Speaker 1: was the sweetest thing I've ever heard. Cam. Yeah, Mackenzie,
Speaker 1: I would like to ask you if you would go
Speaker 1: on a second date with Cam. We will pay for
Speaker 1: the date. No, I think I'm all fat? Thank you? Sure, surprise, surprise,
Speaker 1: pretty sure, Mackenzie. Please if I could just have one
Speaker 1: more chance? Sorry, dude, I mean, you seem not totally psychotic.
Speaker 1: But I don't I know, you know, take some time
Speaker 1: and get over her and then try a different girl. Wow,
Speaker 1: all right, Mackenzie, Well, thank you for your time. I
Speaker 1: appreciate it. Sure Cam. Yeah, you really still don't see
Speaker 1: what you did as wrong. The only thing I think
Speaker 1: I did wrong there is like I shouldn't have shown
Speaker 1: her the picture. I should have just laughed or kept
Speaker 1: in myself, or you know what, just kept my phone
Speaker 1: in my pocket. Yeah, you're right, I don't necessarily have
Speaker 1: a problem with what you did. It's the fact that
Speaker 1: you showed it to her broken jupil in the morning.