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Speaker 1: Jewels dirty little secret. I'm running out of fake names.

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Speaker 1: Jewels Show. It's time for your dirty little secret. Remember

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Speaker 1: textan four one six one. If you have a dirty

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Speaker 1: little secret, you can tell us anything on the show.

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Speaker 1: And by anything, we mean anything because we keep everybody anonymous.

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Speaker 1: That's why everybody who wants to tellus a dirty little

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Speaker 1: secret gets a fake anonymous nickname. And on the phone

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Speaker 1: right now, Alex, do you have a fake name because

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Speaker 1: I can't think of any? Oh? Really? Yes? Um sure?

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Speaker 1: On the phone right now is our neighbors two year

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Speaker 1: old screaming kid outside? Oh man, you are allowed our

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Speaker 1: neighbors two year old screaming kid outside. Yeah, I'm sorry

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Speaker 1: for keeping you upside. That's all right. How do you

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Speaker 1: learn to use the phone? And what kind of secrets

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Speaker 1: do you have? You're like two, I don't know, but

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Speaker 1: I do have one dirty little secret I wanted to

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Speaker 1: tell you by what's that? All right? What is it? So? Stunately?

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Speaker 1: I'm doing really poorly in school? Okay, like what kind

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Speaker 1: of school? What I mean by that? College? Okay? Yeah

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Speaker 1: I was one. I was like, if you're a high

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Speaker 1: school or whatever, so you're doing bad in college? Yeah?

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Speaker 1: Under are you just embarrassed because of that. Yeah, that's

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Speaker 1: your dirty little secret. Yeah, I mean I'm definitely embarrassed

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Speaker 1: about that. But that's not my pretty little secret. I've

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Speaker 1: just been really really distracted, really distracted. It's very easy

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Speaker 1: to be distracted, and during school, I feel like, yeah,

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Speaker 1: I was. I didn't go to college. I went to

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Speaker 1: a couple of years. Well not even a couple of years.

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Speaker 1: I went to a class and a half of community

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Speaker 1: college class and a half. Because like, I went to

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Speaker 1: a couple of years of community credit for community college,

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Speaker 1: I'll start to say that I'd be like I went

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Speaker 1: to a couple year more. You know, I didn't. I

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Speaker 1: went to community college for like two nights and then

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Speaker 1: I went to another community college for like a week.

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Speaker 1: So really I've got about a week and two nights

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Speaker 1: of community college under my belt. That's how distracted I

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Speaker 1: got with college. So it's easy to get distracted. Um,

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Speaker 1: is there a reason that you're distracted? Is that why

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Speaker 1: you're calling? Yeah, there is a reason why I've been distracted,

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Speaker 1: And that's my little secret. So I kind of have

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Speaker 1: the hots for one of my professors. Oh m okay,

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Speaker 1: so you I think feel like that's a common thing

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Speaker 1: is a common pretty common. I don't know that. I

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Speaker 1: never went to college either, but you hear about it

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Speaker 1: all the time, people having crushes on their professors. Do

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Speaker 1: you think that the professor has a crush on you? Um?

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Speaker 1: I feel like she flirts with me, but it's hard

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Speaker 1: to tell. How what's the age gap between you? Guys?

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Speaker 1: She's maybe ten years older than me. Okay, that's not

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Speaker 1: far off. I mean you could still date someone who's

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Speaker 1: ten years older than you. I don't know if you're

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Speaker 1: supposed to date your professors or not. Well, you should

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Speaker 1: ask her out when she's not your professor anymore. Yeah, yeah,

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Speaker 1: I mean I guess I could do that, but or

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Speaker 1: while she is in time? Why don't you ask her

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Speaker 1: out while she is your professor because could help you

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Speaker 1: get an a maybe? Yeah? Yeah, I don't know. Who knows.

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Speaker 1: It could work out down the line, but yeah, that's

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Speaker 1: my dirty little secret. Well, good luck in that situation.

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Speaker 1: I hope you're the best. Yeah you, Alex, you ever

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Speaker 1: have any awkward crushes like that? Like a teacher crush? Ever,

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Speaker 1: I can't remember any teacher that I've ever ever had

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Speaker 1: a crush on. You've teacher? Should have crushed on you.

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Speaker 1: I don't think so, not that I had been aware

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Speaker 1: of school cop had a crush. Actually that is true. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: he wasn't a teacher, though, he was my creepy story.

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Speaker 1: He's a creepy story. It's a creepy story. So, yeah,

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Speaker 1: there was somebody at one of my schools who definitely

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Speaker 1: tried to I don't know. He was flirting with me

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Speaker 1: and I was I was young. I mean, nothing ever happened,

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Speaker 1: but that's because of me. Good for you, I didn't

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Speaker 1: allow it. Good for you, bad for him, What about you, Jewball.

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Speaker 1: I don't think I ever had any crush on a teacher.

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Speaker 1: I did have a weird teacher though in elementaries. Oh no,

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Speaker 1: it was junior high school. It's it was seventh grade.

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Speaker 1: I had a weird teacher in seventh grade who would

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Speaker 1: wear really short skirts, right, oh, and then she would

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Speaker 1: wear short skirts and then always go to grab things

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Speaker 1: really high. Like every single boy in the CLASSMO look

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Speaker 1: at each other like is she is she doing that

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Speaker 1: on purpose? Yeah? We didn't know though. It was like

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Speaker 1: all of because like you know, there were thirteen fourteen

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Speaker 1: year old boys, so we're thinking, like we're thinking, we're like,

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Speaker 1: oh right, that is, But all of us would look

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Speaker 1: at each other like is she doing that on purpose?

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Speaker 1: It was like she was doing our person. We would

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Speaker 1: talk about it. We would talk about it and wonder.

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Speaker 1: So it was either just a bad outfit choice or

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Speaker 1: she was I don't know. Text in four one or

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Speaker 1: six one. If you've had a crush on a teacher,

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Speaker 1: are you a teacher, have you ever worked? Or are

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Speaker 1: you a creepy teacher? What's your dirty little secret?