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Speaker 1: We're almost there.

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Speaker 2: It's talking Jeffrey in the morning, and Christmas is right

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Speaker 2: around the corner.

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Speaker 3: We just finished what do you guys want for Christmas?

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Speaker 1: Stop it, stop it, I'm done, I am done.

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Speaker 2: Well, next Christmas hasn't happened yet.

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Speaker 1: You're always telling me I need to plan ahead. Now

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Speaker 1: you don't want me to plan not a few year?

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Speaker 2: Oh wow, come on here, Yeah, it's eleven months so

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Speaker 2: and Jose I know you're really big on getting personalized

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Speaker 2: gifts for people plays And even though you just did

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Speaker 2: it last second and paid seventy five dollars for rush shipping,

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Speaker 2: yes you don't have to do that this year. Now

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Speaker 2: you can put all that extra money towards Brooks Present

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Speaker 2: because the luxury brand her Mez just came up with

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Speaker 2: a new product that's totally classy and practical and dare

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Speaker 2: I say, pushing the envelope? Okay, it's a fancy envelope

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Speaker 2: for one hundred and twenty five dollars.

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Speaker 1: Me, this is.

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Speaker 2: Envelope get a national attention.

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Speaker 1: Right now.

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Speaker 2: You can see the picture of it up on the

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Speaker 2: brook and Jeffrey Inces stories.

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Speaker 1: It's very nice. They're calling it.

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Speaker 2: The signature A five Hermez paper envelope.

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Speaker 1: Oh my god, how much is it? One hundred and

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Speaker 1: twenty five dollars. You almost paid this much in overnight shipping. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: I put all that money towards this, and you're good.

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Speaker 2: It's just a regular sized envelope, but theirs is wrapped

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Speaker 2: in silk. It's reusable and made in France, and if

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Speaker 2: you know anything about France, you're instantly doubling the price

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Speaker 2: right there. It's a little awkward though, when in like

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Speaker 2: the thing, whatever you send in it, you have to

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Speaker 2: be like, hey, can.

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Speaker 1: You send back the envelope?

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Speaker 3: Yes?

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Speaker 1: Nice gift bags.

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Speaker 2: But Hermez says, quote this keepsake can be sent as

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Speaker 2: a special invitation or even a declaration of love, a

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Speaker 2: long lasting way to turn your records. And when they

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Speaker 2: say records, I'm assuming they mean white collar crimes into beautiful,

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Speaker 2: long lasting memories.

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Speaker 4: Oh do you write down white collar crimes?

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Speaker 1: That's not all because jose remember this is for Brooks.

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Speaker 2: Christmas gift for Mez also sells fancy paper weights for

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Speaker 2: two thousand, nine hundred and fifty dollars each, worth like

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Speaker 2: a horse face.

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Speaker 1: I don't want my silk envelopes to fly away.

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Speaker 2: You can get that with their four hundred dollars mouse

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Speaker 2: pads and eight hundred dollars mail trains.

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Speaker 1: You have the nicest desk here.

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Speaker 2: Let's move on and get into laser stories and send

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Speaker 2: it on over that not like oh sorry, this is

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Speaker 2: called shot collar question, saw collar question of the day

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Speaker 2: with a man that is kind of wrapped in silk himself,

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Speaker 2: Digital Jake.

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Speaker 3: He's wrapped in a mustache.

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Speaker 1: That's a nice must silky mustache. Take it away.

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Speaker 3: Well, before we get into the shot collar first, we

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Speaker 3: need to issue a formal apology to the estates of

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Speaker 3: Amelia Earhart Oh yeah, Benjamin Franklin, and the very much

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Speaker 3: alive Jackie Chance. Yes, you're welcome to your family due

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Speaker 3: to the irreparable damage our own Alexis Fuller did while

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Speaker 3: trying to imitate them on the show yesterday.

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Speaker 4: Are we not doing it again?

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Speaker 1: Well, actually we are.

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Speaker 2: Now.

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Speaker 3: Remember the game is called dim personations. That's impersonations with

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Speaker 3: a dim in front, as in like the light bulb

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Speaker 3: up there is a little bit dim. Yeah, Alexis is

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Speaker 3: supposed to imitate very famous people to get your other

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Speaker 3: host to correctly guess who she is, and shockingly not

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Speaker 3: once did she try to change her voice? Shock in

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Speaker 3: you even come close to replicating what their voice might

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Speaker 3: actually sound like. We're gonna try again or dead. We'll

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Speaker 3: see if our hosts can figure out who she's trying

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Speaker 3: to act like. In another hopefully non offensive edition of

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Speaker 3: dim Personations with Alexis, we're gonna start with Brook. Now, Brooke,

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Speaker 3: I'm gonna hand up the impersonation to Alexis. She's got

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Speaker 3: a couple seconds to figure out what she's gonna do,

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Speaker 3: and you have thirty seconds. You must guess it in

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Speaker 3: the thirty second timer. Ready, Alexis Is, she knows. Okay,

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Speaker 3: I start in three two one, go oh.

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Speaker 4: Wait, No, I'm not British. Sorry, I'm a funny guy.

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Speaker 1: I look funny, but I'm not British.

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Speaker 4: Jack Carry, you know, I'm like a little bit bigger,

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Speaker 4: but I'm really funny Jack Black.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, you got Jack and Black out of that impersonation.

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Speaker 1: I didn't even get to say peaches can get there.

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Speaker 1: Why don't you the same peaches?

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Speaker 2: Peaches Peaches, That's what an impersonation is.

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Speaker 1: Get there. Okay, Brooke, that was exactly right.

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Speaker 3: That dim personation was Jack Black, bigger and funny could

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Speaker 3: have been anyone, but it was.

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Speaker 1: Jack Black and you nailed it.

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Speaker 3: All right, We're moving on next to Jose. Jose, I'm

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Speaker 3: gonna hand your dim personation over to Alexis. I get

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Speaker 3: so excited because you want to do it. I want

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Speaker 3: to do it.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, Alexis, are you ready?

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Speaker 4: Yeah?

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Speaker 3: All right, let's go in three two one.

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Speaker 1: Start. Just forget what this guy does.

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Speaker 3: The guy.

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Speaker 1: I'm big, I'm must sure. I probably spent a lot of.

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Speaker 4: Time at the jams.

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Speaker 3: Are I'm not.

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Speaker 1: I'm so fit? Maybe my shirt I'm.

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Speaker 2: Gonna punch you state thum Jesus statum, so big, so big.

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Speaker 1: I think I'm a fighter.

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Speaker 4: Maybe I'm not really who I am.

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Speaker 3: I'm sorry that man that impersonation was clearly Mike Tyson.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, we're boxing one, I said to listen to his credit.

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Speaker 2: I'm not one hundred percent sure Mike Tyson knows fully

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Speaker 2: who he is anymore. So maybe that was a great

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Speaker 2: imperson would do a spot on Mike Tyson.

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Speaker 3: Sounds like he's really so far as a flip of

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Speaker 3: the coin, whether her impersonation would have a cutch how

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Speaker 3: or cutow, I'm sorry, I would say, you're gonna get shocked.

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Speaker 3: At the end of this. Finally we're on to jeffreyfort

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Speaker 3: all right, Jeffrey thirty seconds to guess this, starting in

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Speaker 3: three two one.

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Speaker 1: Go, it's me Mario.

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Speaker 2: What's me Mayo?

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Speaker 4: I just sound I try to do a high pitch voice.

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Speaker 4: I don't even know if my high pitched right much

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Speaker 4: that I am. I'm blonde, baby. I work at politics.

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Speaker 4: I do a lot of Clinton.

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Speaker 3: Oh my god, inauspicious start as Alexis started with it's

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Speaker 3: Meyke Tyson as.

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Speaker 1: A higher voice.

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Speaker 4: I was doing like a female impression.

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Speaker 1: You are a woman, you can just speak normally.

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Speaker 3: Jeffrey could work that personation was Hillary Clinton, So you're

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Speaker 3: gonna be safe today. That was another exciting edition of

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Speaker 3: dim Personations with Alexis fuller text in the seventy five

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Speaker 3: nine two people should keep going with it or try

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Speaker 3: something different.

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Speaker 1: We need your feedback, tell us what you think about

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Speaker 1: the segment. Should we keep doing this text only in

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Speaker 1: a Hillary Clinton voice?

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Speaker 2: Where jose is going to be getting shocked today because

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Speaker 2: he didn't get his right and somebody wanted to hear

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Speaker 2: Sweet Caroline by Neil Diamond.

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Speaker 1: Yes, we all sing Caroline.

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Speaker 2: My good times never seemed so good, so good, so

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Speaker 2: so good.

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Speaker 1: That was a spot on Neil Diamond.

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Speaker 2: Well done, Jose, that's your shock collar question of the day.

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Speaker 2: We got your phone tap coming up.

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Speaker 1: Frooking Jeffrey in the morning.