Speaker 1: Don't eat cereal with your hands.
Speaker 2: The young him when you had a jam poom In
Speaker 2: eats cereal from the fall. Your milk is coo booming.
Speaker 1: Spoon Man, come together to risk you cereals. He's gotta
Speaker 1: vegan Andrew cereal kills. Yeah, they're two friends with different James.
Speaker 2: Says awful One says Spooning.
Speaker 1: Just a silly show.
Speaker 3: That's why they do this silly show that actually doesn't
Speaker 3: rhyme with anything there at the end. But I had
Speaker 3: to let the whole thing play because I'm just sitting
Speaker 3: here waiting for Andrew. Host will allow you in soon.
Speaker 3: I see some movement against the brick wall. I see
Speaker 3: a hand that looks like a girl hand. Oh hi, Andrew,
Speaker 3: I can't hear you. He wasn't prepared. So I'll just
Speaker 3: let you know that today is Monday. Okay, Hi, today
Speaker 3: is Monday. Are you wearing underwear? Yeah, dude, you're only
Speaker 3: wearing boxer shorts.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 2: Well, you know the whole work from home thing. Why
Speaker 2: would I put on.
Speaker 3: Pants for this and you're wearing a Metallica shirt.
Speaker 2: Listen, I am thriving right now.
Speaker 3: Look, everybody just needs to picture this. Andrew is sitting
Speaker 3: up against a brick wall with big, frizzy hair because
Speaker 3: he needs a haircut, even though he says he just
Speaker 3: got me hair. Okay, he's wearing yellow Boxer shorts with
Speaker 3: candy canes on them and a Metallica shirt with rolled
Speaker 3: up sleeves.
Speaker 2: But they have lighters on them.
Speaker 3: Whatever.
Speaker 2: Oh is it because you do the drugs?
Speaker 3: Oh that reminds well, you know, we'll get to that
Speaker 3: in a minute. Let's just let everybody know. Today's Monday.
Speaker 3: It's Serial Killers. It's episode one eighteen. I'm Scottie b
Speaker 3: I'm Andrew. Yes, I'm still here in the middle of
Speaker 3: it all in New York City, Andrews in his apartment
Speaker 3: in Jersey City. And you know what we neglected to
Speaker 3: mention probably a week or two ago. What that? On
Speaker 3: May seventh, twenty nineteenth, we put out our first episode.
Speaker 3: We completely missed our one year anniversary.
Speaker 2: Oh my god, this is.
Speaker 3: Now like thirteen. It's our thirteen month anniversary. So it's
Speaker 3: our bar mitzvah mazeltov havevaagila have Oh sorry what I
Speaker 3: never got.
Speaker 2: To go to one, So this is like a nice little,
Speaker 2: uh celebration.
Speaker 3: Oh okay, well, I'm gonna come over and lift you
Speaker 3: up in your chair and then you're gonna fall out
Speaker 3: like my aunt did. And that was a Yeah, that
Speaker 3: was a spectacle. She hurt herself really bad. We were
Speaker 3: all doing the Holera and she was up in the
Speaker 3: chair and someone tilted it forward and she fell.
Speaker 2: What why are you laughing? Right?
Speaker 3: I'm sorry. I shouldn't be laughing. I shouldn't a terrible nephew.
Speaker 3: All right, let's get past all that. Let's get to
Speaker 3: our cereal. So I sent you baggies one through six,
Speaker 3: so today we're going to do one through three. There
Speaker 3: is still one more brand new one that I need
Speaker 3: you to experience, and it is in this match. And
Speaker 3: I believe bag number one. So if you would take
Speaker 3: bag number one, look at those Look at that right?
Speaker 2: Okay, no, sorry, let me off my email. Sorry, you work.
Speaker 2: You're in boxers, so the clothes I'm wearing don't let
Speaker 2: me work. Shut up?
Speaker 3: Are you done talking like me?
Speaker 2: Yeah? I'm sure it'll come back to me a little bit.
Speaker 3: All right. So two episodes ago, when we were with Danielle,
Speaker 3: we did tiger to stop spelling.
Speaker 2: Them, just stop?
Speaker 3: Can you let me? Two episodes ago with Danielle, we
Speaker 3: did tiger pause. It's from Kellogg's new line Jumbo snacks,
Speaker 3: and I mentioned that all the line of Jumbo snacks
Speaker 3: are the same as the actual cereal. They're just bigger.
Speaker 3: The fruit loops, the apple Jacks, the corn Pops, the
Speaker 3: frosted flakes are different. That's why we did. Oh is
Speaker 3: that still the same old sour milk? No, I don't
Speaker 3: pour it, please, please, don't pour it. Please. I'm telling
Speaker 3: a story.
Speaker 2: Yeah, but I'm just getting ready. You could keep telling
Speaker 2: your story. Tiger pause. There's two different varieties. I like
Speaker 2: the tiger pause, dan Ye all wanted the snacks.
Speaker 3: No, you weren't listening. I didn't say any of that
Speaker 3: are chopping. I didn't say any of those things.
Speaker 2: You did say tiger pause.
Speaker 3: I did because what I was bringing up is I
Speaker 3: was incorrect. There's another one that is not exactly the
Speaker 3: same as the cereal and just bigger. And that's what
Speaker 3: you have right in front of you. Those giant balls
Speaker 3: are Kellogg's Corn Pops Jumbo Snacks, and they're caramel crunch flavor.
Speaker 3: They're not just regular corn pops, bigger, They're completely different.
Speaker 3: So I had to bring them in and we're going
Speaker 3: to do those right now.
Speaker 2: My bowls in my apartment. I love them so much.
Speaker 2: I got them when I moved. But the only problem
Speaker 2: is that they're not ceramic. They're stone. Okay, so it's like.
Speaker 3: A mortar and pestle. You're eating out of the mortar.
Speaker 2: Yeah. I really love my balls though. Can we start
Speaker 2: eating yet? Oh? Got I saw a little too much.
Speaker 3: Why are you making so many sound effects, Andy with
Speaker 3: your balls?
Speaker 2: Well, I mean your whole butt crack was just out,
Speaker 2: That's what I was commenting on.
Speaker 3: But that doesn't make sound I don't. Okay, So you're
Speaker 3: still using your sour milk over?
Speaker 2: I got new milk. It's the same brand, but it.
Speaker 3: Looks like you stolen from your parents' house because you
Speaker 3: don't go shopping at shop right, No, I order it.
Speaker 2: I got free my parents. Well, my mom, let's me
Speaker 2: take milk. So this one wasn't sour, so it's a bonus.
Speaker 3: Ok all right, So even though this is marketed as
Speaker 3: a snack, it does say cereal on it, so I'm
Speaker 3: good eating it. Here On Serial Killers, let's go Andy.
Speaker 2: One two things?
Speaker 3: Oh my god, oh Bed, I love it. Yep, doesn't
Speaker 3: remind me of corn pops at all. It has a
Speaker 3: consistency of cookie crisp.
Speaker 2: But also has a cheeseball after taste.
Speaker 3: No it doesn't, Yes it does. So there's no cheese
Speaker 3: on it.
Speaker 2: Well, I don't care. Maybe caramel. You don't know what's in,
Speaker 2: like a cheese puff that they sell the big Hurts
Speaker 2: ones or Hers Hers not Hurts.
Speaker 3: Did you really say Hurts? Yeah? Oh, I know the
Speaker 3: Hers guy at SHOPRD. I see him all the time.
Speaker 3: I say what's up, mister Hers, and it goes how
Speaker 3: you doing? He's always talking the shelves. He's a big
Speaker 3: fan of the show.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, our show.
Speaker 3: Some show. I don't know. All right, I'm going to
Speaker 3: give this four balls. I like it, and I want
Speaker 3: to see what the milk is going to do to
Speaker 3: the balls. I think they're going to get nice and
Speaker 3: soft in the middle, and I like.
Speaker 2: That A lot going on in that statement. Let you
Speaker 2: go with that one. I like him. I think I'm
Speaker 2: gonna give it three balls in a spoon. I really
Speaker 2: liked it at first, but the aftertaste of cheeseballs is
Speaker 2: a little bit concerning.
Speaker 3: Just so you guys know, there's no aftertaste of cheeseballs
Speaker 3: because there's no cheese. I get what you're saying. It's
Speaker 3: the consistency of the puff, that's what you're thinking of.
Speaker 3: There's no cheese here whatsoever, So there's no cheese puff
Speaker 3: after taste.
Speaker 2: It does have a cheese puff after taste. Those are
Speaker 2: my thoughts. This is I am one half of this show.
Speaker 2: Got so what'd you say?
Speaker 3: Got it? I understand? Wow, it's as naturally flavored with
Speaker 3: other natural flavors. I like that, So there's no artificial
Speaker 3: flavoring in here. These come in two different sizes. This
Speaker 3: is the snack pack and it also comes in the
Speaker 3: big bag. Remember that I sent you the big bag
Speaker 3: of tiger paws. You like that, right?
Speaker 2: Thank you so much for that. By the way, I'm
Speaker 2: so happy with it.
Speaker 3: And did you like the multomeal golden puffs I sent you?
Speaker 2: Thank you so much for that too. I'm literally I
Speaker 2: might have my own cereal museum starting here. Yes, and
Speaker 2: I'm not pleased with it, but I'm letting it happen
Speaker 2: because I have so much cereal that there's no way
Speaker 2: I'm going to get through it. I do think that
Speaker 2: I have to throw away the cheetah Chumps, and I'm
Speaker 2: gonna tell you why why they're great. But when you
Speaker 2: have a whole bowl of them, literally everything else you
Speaker 2: taste for the rest of the day tastes like cheetah chumps.
Speaker 3: And that's what happened a few episodes ago. You couldn't
Speaker 3: really even review the brand new cereal because you were
Speaker 3: tasting cheetah chumps.
Speaker 2: Yeah, no, chea chumps. Ain't it all right?
Speaker 3: Let's move on?
Speaker 2: Ooh, I see Baggy number two has something that smells
Speaker 2: like cinnamon Toa's Crunch.
Speaker 3: And I sent you a lot of those because I
Speaker 3: kind of think that you're gonna like it. That's a
Speaker 3: big old full bag. And again, you know, we just
Speaker 3: need filler. We need filler, we need fluff cereal. So
Speaker 3: this is a filler cereal. It's another Cinnamon Toa's Crunch knockoff.
Speaker 3: We've done a few of them. And this one is
Speaker 3: from Millville. It's another Aldi cereal. I'm sorry, you guys
Speaker 3: are gonna be like, what's with all the all these cereals?
Speaker 3: All you do is all d And it's just because
Speaker 3: we had a lot of them. Jamie sent us a
Speaker 3: giant box of all these cereals. This I believe is that. No,
Speaker 3: I'm sorry. The next episode will have the final one
Speaker 3: that we have left. So this is cinnamon crunch squares
Speaker 3: kind of cinnamon toast crunch, but they just you know,
Speaker 3: ripping it off with real cinnamon. Yay, So let's try this.
Speaker 3: They look just like cinnamon toast crunch, just like it,
Speaker 3: a little bit lighter.
Speaker 2: Actually, they smell more deserty.
Speaker 3: They smell like cinnamon toast crunch.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I would say a little sweeter though.
Speaker 3: Why you tried it already?
Speaker 2: No, everything smell wise.
Speaker 3: Hopefully this is nothing like the remember the crazy cinnamon
Speaker 3: toast crunch fake one minis that we got from I
Speaker 3: don't know, Yugoslavia or Poland or something. Yes, wait a minute,
Speaker 3: there is no more Yugoslavia, right, Isn't that Yugoslavia is
Speaker 3: not a country anymore.
Speaker 2: Didn't it get broken up?
Speaker 3: Yeah? Sorry, my grandmother's from Yugoslavia, but it's not a
Speaker 3: country anymore. If I'm wrong, please tell me. But I'm
Speaker 3: pretty sure it doesn't exist.
Speaker 2: Well happening on this episode of Serial Killers.
Speaker 3: These guys look remember them the mini Yeah? And these
Speaker 3: were disgusting I remember, So hopefully this doesn't taste like that,
Speaker 3: So I'm using my fat free milk. It's the only
Speaker 3: milk that bagel boss had at four o'clock in the
Speaker 3: morning when I left for work, because I forgot to
Speaker 3: buy milk yesterday.
Speaker 2: So I go in.
Speaker 3: You may go in as deep as you like, andy
Speaker 3: mm yeah, and then not really right. Some of the
Speaker 3: pieces are really hard. Some of them are crunchy, some
Speaker 3: of them are It's very strange.
Speaker 2: I kind of did like a cinnamon roll that's been
Speaker 2: left out and then broken up into cereal.
Speaker 3: Speaking of cinnamon roll that's been left out, there's a
Speaker 3: honey bun that's in the vending machine in the kitchen
Speaker 3: that hasn't been restocked since the beginning of March. I
Speaker 3: kind of want to send it to you.
Speaker 2: You sent me all these pretzels that I'm never going
Speaker 2: to eat.
Speaker 3: So what do you mean? I sent you two bags
Speaker 3: of pretzels. You're never gonna eat them.
Speaker 2: The buffalo flavored one. I don't know if I want
Speaker 2: buffalo flavored pretzels.
Speaker 3: Okay, put them outside for the birds.
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's exactly what I want. Birds flying up to
Speaker 2: my window.
Speaker 3: The vending machine has like six things in it, and
Speaker 3: one of them is this old honey bun.
Speaker 2: So the most disgusting thing in that vending machine is
Speaker 2: the snapple in the drink machine. And I'll tell you why.
Speaker 2: It's the display snapple. Oh yeah, yeah, I interned there.
Speaker 2: Since twenty ten, that Snapple has been there.
Speaker 3: It's the same bottle. It's all this colored and discussing
Speaker 3: and the logo change like ten times already. Yes, anyway,
Speaker 3: I'm not a huge fan of this. I'm only going
Speaker 3: to give it two bowls in a spoon because of
Speaker 3: the inconsistent flavors and textures of the cereal.
Speaker 2: I think, you know, we're really in sync on this episode,
Speaker 2: and I agree with that analysis. It has a very
Speaker 2: cardboard after taste. It tastes sale. I'm not a huge
Speaker 2: fan of it. It doesn't give me the great flavors
Speaker 2: that I get from a normal cinnamon toast crunch.
Speaker 3: And you give it same as you two balls in
Speaker 3: a spoon. So I see a pattern with Millville. They're
Speaker 3: just okay, you know.
Speaker 2: Yeah, they just don't put the TLC into the cereal.
Speaker 3: Speaking of TLC, Extreme Couponting was on again the other
Speaker 3: day on the network TLC, and here I am, you know,
Speaker 3: ten years ago. But you know, season one, episode thirteen
Speaker 3: I was the finale and they still keep playing it.
Speaker 3: So TLC. Like you said, Andrew, I know you brought
Speaker 3: that up because you wanted me to mention extreme couponing.
Speaker 2: I think Michelle made a great point when she was
Speaker 2: on anytime she's been on, you somehow have to mention
Speaker 2: I was on TV.
Speaker 3: So well, you know all I know I can all right, now,
Speaker 3: you're really gonna like this next one. Whether you like
Speaker 3: it or not, You're really gonna like it. Grab baggy
Speaker 3: number three. Please. This cereal is from Nature's Path and
Speaker 3: it's been around for a couple of years. Right now,
Speaker 3: you're looking at it like, huh, I don't know. It's
Speaker 3: not really it's not granola. You just opened it and
Speaker 3: smelled it, and think about your boxer shorts. What do
Speaker 3: your boxer shorts have to do with this cereal?
Speaker 2: Campfires?
Speaker 3: No, Hemp, you're a giant pothead. So here from Nature's
Speaker 3: Path is Hemp Heart's cereal.
Speaker 2: Oh wow, that's interesting. I've never had a Hemp cereal.
Speaker 3: Well you're about to.
Speaker 2: I'm surprised you're actually going to do this cereal.
Speaker 3: Well, I mean it was in the store, and I
Speaker 3: was able to buy it, so I just bought it.
Speaker 2: It was legal, was not one of the dirties cereals?
Speaker 2: Your big head THHC, I would run away.
Speaker 3: Are you gonna try to smoke this one after we
Speaker 3: eat it?
Speaker 2: Can save me from dare.
Speaker 3: That's a different campaign.
Speaker 2: She was just saying, no, whatever, it's still lame. Okay,
Speaker 2: I'm ready to get into this all right.
Speaker 3: Hemp parts granola from Nature's Path Organic. We've had a
Speaker 3: bunch of cereals from them. I don't know, let's try
Speaker 3: it out one too thick. It just tastes like granola.
Speaker 3: Was it fate? Oh no, I don't have much experience
Speaker 3: with the marijuana, but I think it tastes like chewing
Speaker 3: up some leaves.
Speaker 2: No, it tasts like granola, like a basic granola.
Speaker 3: You don't get a little hint of hemp.
Speaker 2: I don't know what hemp is supposed to taste. Like, Hey, man,
Speaker 2: are you really going to pretend to be high right now?
Speaker 3: I don't think they could drive home. I don't think
Speaker 3: you can drive home right now.
Speaker 2: You're gonna be the girl at the party who's like,
Speaker 2: I'm so wasted right now? Can you drive me home?
Speaker 2: I'm like, that's you.
Speaker 3: Well, the mascot is strawberries on this one. I'm not
Speaker 3: sure how this would taste with strawberries. A la Omega
Speaker 3: three rich flax seeds, fiber dense hemp hearts, and crunchy
Speaker 3: whole grain oats. Fill your ball with hemp hearts granola
Speaker 3: for a wholesome organic breakfast to nourish your day with
Speaker 3: deliciously crunchy clusters of organic oats, nutrient dense hemp and
Speaker 3: flax seeds, and just a touch of sweetness. It'll put
Speaker 3: you on a better path to a healthier lifestyle.
Speaker 2: It is sweet, Like I will say, the aftertaste is
Speaker 2: very sweet, and I do appreciate that. I think I'm
Speaker 2: gonna give this three bowls.
Speaker 3: I was going to say exactly the same thing. It
Speaker 3: just tastes like a generic granola cereal. Three bowls for me.
Speaker 3: If you want, I'll roll it up and send it
Speaker 3: to you. Whatever you need.
Speaker 2: Roll it up and send it to me. That's some
Speaker 2: sweet waveling going, I got there. Let's play some Snoop
Speaker 2: dogg von Brand Scott, You're so clever in your dad ways.
Speaker 3: That's so rude of you.
Speaker 2: I'm not you're not a dad. You don't have two
Speaker 2: children that just popped out of nowhere.
Speaker 3: No, of course I'm a dad, but you may I
Speaker 3: don't tell dumb dad jokes.
Speaker 2: You are literally the person that waited for me to
Speaker 2: say TLC, so you can mention, oh TLC like extreme
Speaker 2: coup on them.
Speaker 3: Jen and Juice isn't really a pot song. Where's the
Speaker 3: one where he's like, what song is that?
Speaker 2: An?
Speaker 3: It's every Snoop song I know, but there's one like
Speaker 3: right at the beginning where he's.
Speaker 2: Like, you know, you could just play because They Got High.
Speaker 3: I was not a fan of that song, you know,
Speaker 3: and that song, that song never really had a chance.
Speaker 3: It was. It was in September of two thousand and one,
Speaker 3: the beginning of September, that song was really starting to
Speaker 3: catch steam and it was going up the charts, and
Speaker 3: then unfortunately September eleventh and that song was never played
Speaker 3: on the radio again. So did you know that?
Speaker 2: No?
Speaker 3: Yeah, Because I Got High was huge right about that time,
Speaker 3: we were playing it on the morning show as a
Speaker 3: whole thing, and then we're like just not really appropriate anymore.
Speaker 3: So sorry afterman, but let's play enya you guys.
Speaker 2: I remember Z one hundred. It's I mean again grim memories.
Speaker 2: I know, but Enya used to be played all the time.
Speaker 3: After nine or lot and rique glacias hero. Yeah, a
Speaker 3: lot of stuff. It took a while before the pot
Speaker 3: songs came back, you know, but they're alive and well now.
Speaker 3: So thank you for listening to this episode of Serial Killers.
Speaker 3: We hope you have a nice week, and please follow
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Speaker 2: if you like the show.
Speaker 3: And yeah, by the way, that freaking guy who gave
Speaker 3: us three stars amended his rating and made it one
Speaker 3: star and really screwed us up. Now did you see that? Dude?
Speaker 2: No?
Speaker 1: What did he say?
Speaker 3: Can we like challenge ratings? This is not a one
Speaker 3: star podcast, it's a five star podcast. What are you
Speaker 3: talking about? You know what, if you're going to do
Speaker 3: one star, just don't listen to it and go away.
Speaker 2: What did he give it one star for?
Speaker 3: I read it to you the other day He's like,
Speaker 3: just give me a rating, enough with all the hilarity.
Speaker 3: But the fact that he said hilarity means he thinks
Speaker 3: it's hilarious. So I don't understand who does that. It's
Speaker 3: just somebody that's messing with us, it's all. It's probably
Speaker 3: Scary and Brody trying to get their ratings up.
Speaker 2: Or should we start a review bomb campaign?
Speaker 3: I think so. All right, we're gonna get out of
Speaker 3: here now until we see you on Friday. Please stay
Speaker 3: safety well and we'll see you. Then say crunch, Andy, Crunch, Crunch.
Speaker 3: You don't like what I call you Andy? No?
Speaker 2: I mean it's the same thing as when you don't
Speaker 2: like when people actually call you Scotty. You like when
Speaker 2: people call you Scott. Amy told me that.
Speaker 3: Yeah, but you know it's a radio thing. So Scotty
Speaker 3: is my radio name.
Speaker 2: Oh god,