Speaker 1: Coming up at the top of the hour, right about
Speaker 1: four minutes after. Uh, it's my strawberry letter for today.
Speaker 1: The subject. He took it out at the dinner table.
Speaker 1: He took work. You gotta listen, you gotta listen to
Speaker 1: the letter. He took one table. Listen to the letter.
Speaker 1: Right now, it's the nephew's turn with today. Call. I
Speaker 1: know what you think? Okay, okay, can you bring me
Speaker 1: some paper? Everybody has said that phrase before? Can you
Speaker 1: bring me some paper? Am I the only one? You know?
Speaker 1: I understand? But we've all been caught up and it's
Speaker 1: been a situation. Yeah, So here it is, can you
Speaker 1: bring me some paper? Let's go? Cat. Hello, Hello, I'm
Speaker 1: trying to Charles. Looking for Charles. Yea, this on it?
Speaker 1: How can I help you? Hey, listen, Um, I'm a
Speaker 1: my speaking with I'm sorry this scotty man. I'm um
Speaker 1: house sitting for reader. She y'all okay, okay, yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: she told me she was going outtown. What can I
Speaker 1: do for your brother? I thought, y'all down on the
Speaker 1: way man, Yeah, I'm in the house. Both our houses, yeah,
Speaker 1: I think let's see. Yeah, we're four houses down. Okay,
Speaker 1: now she loved me a number man loved me, y'all
Speaker 1: know me, and then she loved Miss Dars. No, I
Speaker 1: try to call Miss Darts, but then nobody answered the phone. Yeah.
Speaker 1: She normally in church around this time. Rial said she
Speaker 1: was gonna be gone for a minute. So you say
Speaker 1: you're doing there right? Right? Right? Then she told me
Speaker 1: if I got an emergency anything, that I could reach
Speaker 1: out to y'all and call y'all. Right, right, right, okay?
Speaker 1: Are you are you busy right now? Man? Well? Actually,
Speaker 1: I'm in the middle of cooking my wife from dinner
Speaker 1: and uh got some meat on the grill. But other
Speaker 1: than that, you know, okay, I mean you you are
Speaker 1: you able to help me out with something right quick?
Speaker 1: Or you got you got time for that? Well, like
Speaker 1: I said that, I'm in the middle of cooking. If
Speaker 1: there's something I can help you with, I you know,
Speaker 1: I don't mind coming down there and and uh showing
Speaker 1: your doing whatever it is that we need to do. Okay, Charlie.
Speaker 1: Would you have to have any paper, man, any paper? Yeah?
Speaker 1: I think I got some newspaper. What you're trying to
Speaker 1: No no, no, no, no, no, no news. But let
Speaker 1: me some paper. You have some paper with notebook paper.
Speaker 1: No see man, listen Charlie. Like I said, my name
Speaker 1: is Scotty. Man. I know you don't know me. I
Speaker 1: didn't got myself in little situation here down here, read
Speaker 1: the house, man, and I I didn't. Man, I'm in
Speaker 1: a situation. I actually and in the bathroom. Man, and
Speaker 1: it ain't no paper in here. Dog. So you're saying
Speaker 1: you won't me to bring you some toilet paper. I mean,
Speaker 1: if you're on mind, I'm sitting here in my legs
Speaker 1: and got none. My my can feel up my my
Speaker 1: whole little body, man from butt down. I can't feel
Speaker 1: nothing in my feet, everything, and went to sleep on
Speaker 1: the hold up bay. This dude out here and read
Speaker 1: the house saying he wanted me to bring his paper
Speaker 1: because he didn't got numbed sitting on the truck. Man.
Speaker 1: Look at here, bro, I'm in the middle of cooking.
Speaker 1: I wish I could help you, but you know, I mean,
Speaker 1: I can't tell you about four hours of doctor. You
Speaker 1: should run down here right quickly. I'm at the back door.
Speaker 1: I have to say, Man, I understand all that you're saying,
Speaker 1: but like I said, I'm in the middle of cooking
Speaker 1: for my wife. We're having a little special occasion because
Speaker 1: our kids and stuff going, and I can't leave her
Speaker 1: like that just to come bring you know paper. Now,
Speaker 1: what I can't tell you to do is if reader
Speaker 1: got one of them tis or something town man, I'm
Speaker 1: not using nobody town like. That's disrespectful. Man. Okay, hey,
Speaker 1: but lower your voice. Man. You called me to help you,
Speaker 1: and you acting like I caused you to not have
Speaker 1: no guy, all I'm asking for just and they're gonna
Speaker 1: take no more but two or three minute run down
Speaker 1: here right quick and bring the paper man, and then
Speaker 1: you get on back to your dumb well what you
Speaker 1: were saying, like what you need to do? Bro? You
Speaker 1: said you had emergence. I thought the house of the
Speaker 1: dogs got out of you didn't lock yourself out the house.
Speaker 1: But I'm not going to come down and bring you
Speaker 1: know paper because that don't sound like emergencies. That's not
Speaker 1: like some personal Furthermore, you're in the bathroom just jump
Speaker 1: tout your clone getting the shower like so I'm nothing
Speaker 1: a dog. That's like I said, I'm norm right now, man,
Speaker 1: I need some help, and so you want me to
Speaker 1: come down and bring you some toilet papers? And pick
Speaker 1: your number. You can't get up out the tarlet. If
Speaker 1: I want to help you, then that's why I'm trying
Speaker 1: to tell you I'm in an emergency. Man, Okay, Well
Speaker 1: that like I said, Man, that don't sound like emergency,
Speaker 1: like a little quick fix. Get your drawings and and
Speaker 1: like your drawings to them, ware, go get you some moth.
Speaker 1: I mean, I'm not going to walk full houses down
Speaker 1: there to bring you some tilet papers your legs. No,
Speaker 1: I'm high. How are you gonna get up and over
Speaker 1: the the backdoor is over. All you gotta do is
Speaker 1: come in here and reaching here and pass me a
Speaker 1: roll of paper. Man, That's all I'm asking you to do.
Speaker 1: Mr Charlotte, I understand that. But I'm not gonna come
Speaker 1: down and bring you the paper. I'm not going to
Speaker 1: bring you bring me some paper down here? Man to man, say, man,
Speaker 1: who the hell you? Thank you? Hiling that you need me?
Speaker 1: I don't need you? Well, won't you do something? Man?
Speaker 1: You'll see I'm sitting in a situation. The reader left
Speaker 1: y'all number that y'alla helped me while I'm down to
Speaker 1: your house watching man. Just here's crazy, baby, Man, what
Speaker 1: wrong with you you're gonna call me asking me to
Speaker 1: bring you some news paper. I told you that I
Speaker 1: was in the middle of fixing me and my wife
Speaker 1: from dinner and you come calling me talking about some
Speaker 1: paper man. I don't want to hear no, I know,
Speaker 1: and I ain't coming down there to bring you know
Speaker 1: paper man. Hello, Charlie, you're gonna bring this paper man? Man.
Speaker 1: Look like I told you before, I asking to bring
Speaker 1: you know paper down there. We don't waiting on this
Speaker 1: street like old on. Man. I can't just you can't
Speaker 1: just leave me here and I'm numb like this, but
Speaker 1: not to come bring no wrong man, no toilet paper
Speaker 1: because here responsible when he go into the restroom and
Speaker 1: sounds like a president problem, you YouTube wrong for that.
Speaker 1: This is set you wasted. Though this is an emergency man, Man,
Speaker 1: that don't salt enough emergency that sounds like a personal
Speaker 1: problem that you got going on. Come on, when I
Speaker 1: get off of here, man, you know me off with.
Speaker 1: I don't give them about you being man, not a fact.
Speaker 1: As soon as you get your out of there, you
Speaker 1: so that you come on dying here. I'm coming down
Speaker 1: the trick. I'm coming down there the way I am
Speaker 1: just like this hell, and I'm a whoop for not
Speaker 1: helping me while I'm in a situation. I got one
Speaker 1: more thing I need to say to you that I'm
Speaker 1: gonna do, is you're listening, bring your so I got
Speaker 1: some snake skin shoes and fit right up, clean up
Speaker 1: on it. I got one more thing. Is you listening? Man? What? Man?
Speaker 1: Like I said? What you got to say? Man, that's
Speaker 1: this nephew Tommy from the Steve Harvey Morning Show. You
Speaker 1: just got pranked by your neighbor. Reader. Ain't just at
Speaker 1: mother from the radio stations. This coming from the Steve
Speaker 1: Harvey Morning shuff. I'm an whoop reading got you Colin mom? Man,
Speaker 1: you had me. I go to come down there, man,
Speaker 1: and boy, you better be glad I'm eating. I can't
Speaker 1: believe it. Hey, man, I gotta ask you bad one
Speaker 1: more thing. What is What is the baddest I'm talking
Speaker 1: about the baddest radio show in the land, The Steve
Speaker 1: Harvard Show. Y'all playing a practical jokes, cold folks man, Okay,
Speaker 1: pay for anyone, thank you? I want to talk about No, really,
Speaker 1: they never went in there and then went there just
Speaker 1: forgot to look at I'm the only one yeah, Now
Speaker 1: you ain't. You ain't ever called a neighbor said, listen,
Speaker 1: you gotta wait. You got to call if ain't nobody
Speaker 1: at home. I ain't got to call nobody. Yeah, I'm
Speaker 1: gonna just get on up, climb my ass in that shower,
Speaker 1: and act like it never happened. I can't say that
Speaker 1: we're not transparent on this show. Ye water all right,
Speaker 1: turn of like it is. Baby. Let me put this
Speaker 1: out there. I know that when you're dealing with a hurricane,
Speaker 1: I'm supposed to be going to Greenville, North Carolina. Greenville
Speaker 1: is expecting me, and I'm expecting to come. But first
Speaker 1: and foremost, let's make sure y'all get through this storm.
Speaker 1: That's the most important thing, Greenville. I want to make
Speaker 1: sure you all are safe and sound if the storm does.
Speaker 1: If the storm passes and it does not hurt Greenville,
Speaker 1: the Nephew will be there Saturday night with bell Zone.
Speaker 1: But more important than anything, I want to make sure
Speaker 1: y'all safe. So y'all do what y'all got to do
Speaker 1: to be safe in Greenville, North Carolina. And the nephew
Speaker 1: loves you, my nephew, thank you very good. Up next
Speaker 1: Strawberry letter he took it out at the dinner table.
Speaker 1: We'll get we'll get into it right after that. Lord