WEBVTT - Can You Bring Me Some Paper

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<v Speaker 1>Coming up at the top of the hour, right about

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<v Speaker 1>four minutes after. Uh, it's my strawberry letter for today.

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<v Speaker 1>The subject. He took it out at the dinner table.

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<v Speaker 1>He took work. You gotta listen, you gotta listen to

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<v Speaker 1>the letter. He took one table. Listen to the letter.

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<v Speaker 1>Right now, it's the nephew's turn with today. Call. I

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<v Speaker 1>know what you think? Okay, okay, can you bring me

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<v Speaker 1>some paper? Everybody has said that phrase before? Can you

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<v Speaker 1>bring me some paper? Am I the only one? You know?

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<v Speaker 1>I understand? But we've all been caught up and it's

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<v Speaker 1>been a situation. Yeah, So here it is, can you

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<v Speaker 1>bring me some paper? Let's go? Cat. Hello, Hello, I'm

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<v Speaker 1>trying to Charles. Looking for Charles. Yea, this on it?

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<v Speaker 1>How can I help you? Hey, listen, Um, I'm a

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<v Speaker 1>my speaking with I'm sorry this scotty man. I'm um

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<v Speaker 1>house sitting for reader. She y'all okay, okay, yeah, yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>she told me she was going outtown. What can I

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<v Speaker 1>do for your brother? I thought, y'all down on the

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<v Speaker 1>way man, Yeah, I'm in the house. Both our houses, yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>I think let's see. Yeah, we're four houses down. Okay,

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<v Speaker 1>now she loved me a number man loved me, y'all

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<v Speaker 1>know me, and then she loved Miss Dars. No, I

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<v Speaker 1>try to call Miss Darts, but then nobody answered the phone. Yeah.

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<v Speaker 1>She normally in church around this time. Rial said she

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<v Speaker 1>was gonna be gone for a minute. So you say

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<v Speaker 1>you're doing there right? Right? Right? Then she told me

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<v Speaker 1>if I got an emergency anything, that I could reach

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<v Speaker 1>out to y'all and call y'all. Right, right, right, okay?

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<v Speaker 1>Are you are you busy right now? Man? Well? Actually,

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<v Speaker 1>I'm in the middle of cooking my wife from dinner

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<v Speaker 1>and uh got some meat on the grill. But other

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<v Speaker 1>than that, you know, okay, I mean you you are

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<v Speaker 1>you able to help me out with something right quick?

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<v Speaker 1>Or you got you got time for that? Well, like

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<v Speaker 1>I said that, I'm in the middle of cooking. If

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<v Speaker 1>there's something I can help you with, I you know,

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<v Speaker 1>I don't mind coming down there and and uh showing

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<v Speaker 1>your doing whatever it is that we need to do. Okay, Charlie.

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<v Speaker 1>Would you have to have any paper, man, any paper? Yeah?

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<v Speaker 1>I think I got some newspaper. What you're trying to

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<v Speaker 1>No no, no, no, no, no, no news. But let

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<v Speaker 1>me some paper. You have some paper with notebook paper.

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<v Speaker 1>No see man, listen Charlie. Like I said, my name

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<v Speaker 1>is Scotty. Man. I know you don't know me. I

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<v Speaker 1>didn't got myself in little situation here down here, read

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<v Speaker 1>the house, man, and I I didn't. Man, I'm in

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<v Speaker 1>a situation. I actually and in the bathroom. Man, and

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<v Speaker 1>it ain't no paper in here. Dog. So you're saying

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<v Speaker 1>you won't me to bring you some toilet paper. I mean,

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<v Speaker 1>if you're on mind, I'm sitting here in my legs

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<v Speaker 1>and got none. My my can feel up my my

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<v Speaker 1>whole little body, man from butt down. I can't feel

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<v Speaker 1>nothing in my feet, everything, and went to sleep on

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<v Speaker 1>the hold up bay. This dude out here and read

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<v Speaker 1>the house saying he wanted me to bring his paper

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<v Speaker 1>because he didn't got numbed sitting on the truck. Man.

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<v Speaker 1>Look at here, bro, I'm in the middle of cooking.

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<v Speaker 1>I wish I could help you, but you know, I mean,

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<v Speaker 1>I can't tell you about four hours of doctor. You

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<v Speaker 1>should run down here right quickly. I'm at the back door.

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<v Speaker 1>I have to say, Man, I understand all that you're saying,

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<v Speaker 1>but like I said, I'm in the middle of cooking

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<v Speaker 1>for my wife. We're having a little special occasion because

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<v Speaker 1>our kids and stuff going, and I can't leave her

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<v Speaker 1>like that just to come bring you know paper. Now,

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<v Speaker 1>what I can't tell you to do is if reader

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<v Speaker 1>got one of them tis or something town man, I'm

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<v Speaker 1>not using nobody town like. That's disrespectful. Man. Okay, hey,

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<v Speaker 1>but lower your voice. Man. You called me to help you,

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<v Speaker 1>and you acting like I caused you to not have

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<v Speaker 1>no guy, all I'm asking for just and they're gonna

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<v Speaker 1>take no more but two or three minute run down

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<v Speaker 1>here right quick and bring the paper man, and then

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<v Speaker 1>you get on back to your dumb well what you

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<v Speaker 1>were saying, like what you need to do? Bro? You

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<v Speaker 1>said you had emergence. I thought the house of the

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<v Speaker 1>dogs got out of you didn't lock yourself out the house.

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<v Speaker 1>But I'm not going to come down and bring you

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<v Speaker 1>know paper because that don't sound like emergencies. That's not

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<v Speaker 1>like some personal Furthermore, you're in the bathroom just jump

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<v Speaker 1>tout your clone getting the shower like so I'm nothing

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<v Speaker 1>a dog. That's like I said, I'm norm right now, man,

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<v Speaker 1>I need some help, and so you want me to

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<v Speaker 1>come down and bring you some toilet papers? And pick

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<v Speaker 1>your number. You can't get up out the tarlet. If

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<v Speaker 1>I want to help you, then that's why I'm trying

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<v Speaker 1>to tell you I'm in an emergency. Man, Okay, Well

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<v Speaker 1>that like I said, Man, that don't sound like emergency,

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<v Speaker 1>like a little quick fix. Get your drawings and and

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<v Speaker 1>like your drawings to them, ware, go get you some moth.

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<v Speaker 1>I mean, I'm not going to walk full houses down

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<v Speaker 1>there to bring you some tilet papers your legs. No,

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<v Speaker 1>I'm high. How are you gonna get up and over

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<v Speaker 1>the the backdoor is over. All you gotta do is

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<v Speaker 1>come in here and reaching here and pass me a

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<v Speaker 1>roll of paper. Man, That's all I'm asking you to do.

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<v Speaker 1>Mr Charlotte, I understand that. But I'm not gonna come

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<v Speaker 1>down and bring you the paper. I'm not going to

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<v Speaker 1>bring you bring me some paper down here? Man to man, say, man,

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<v Speaker 1>who the hell you? Thank you? Hiling that you need me?

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<v Speaker 1>I don't need you? Well, won't you do something? Man?

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<v Speaker 1>You'll see I'm sitting in a situation. The reader left

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<v Speaker 1>y'all number that y'alla helped me while I'm down to

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<v Speaker 1>your house watching man. Just here's crazy, baby, Man, what

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<v Speaker 1>wrong with you you're gonna call me asking me to

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<v Speaker 1>bring you some news paper. I told you that I

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<v Speaker 1>was in the middle of fixing me and my wife

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<v Speaker 1>from dinner and you come calling me talking about some

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<v Speaker 1>paper man. I don't want to hear no, I know,

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<v Speaker 1>and I ain't coming down there to bring you know

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<v Speaker 1>paper man. Hello, Charlie, you're gonna bring this paper man? Man.

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<v Speaker 1>Look like I told you before, I asking to bring

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<v Speaker 1>you know paper down there. We don't waiting on this

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<v Speaker 1>street like old on. Man. I can't just you can't

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<v Speaker 1>just leave me here and I'm numb like this, but

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<v Speaker 1>not to come bring no wrong man, no toilet paper

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<v Speaker 1>because here responsible when he go into the restroom and

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<v Speaker 1>sounds like a president problem, you YouTube wrong for that.

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<v Speaker 1>This is set you wasted. Though this is an emergency man, Man,

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<v Speaker 1>that don't salt enough emergency that sounds like a personal

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<v Speaker 1>problem that you got going on. Come on, when I

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<v Speaker 1>get off of here, man, you know me off with.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't give them about you being man, not a fact.

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<v Speaker 1>As soon as you get your out of there, you

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<v Speaker 1>so that you come on dying here. I'm coming down

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<v Speaker 1>the trick. I'm coming down there the way I am

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<v Speaker 1>just like this hell, and I'm a whoop for not

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<v Speaker 1>helping me while I'm in a situation. I got one

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<v Speaker 1>more thing I need to say to you that I'm

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<v Speaker 1>gonna do, is you're listening, bring your so I got

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<v Speaker 1>some snake skin shoes and fit right up, clean up

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<v Speaker 1>on it. I got one more thing. Is you listening? Man? What? Man?

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<v Speaker 1>Like I said? What you got to say? Man, that's

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<v Speaker 1>this nephew Tommy from the Steve Harvey Morning Show. You

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<v Speaker 1>just got pranked by your neighbor. Reader. Ain't just at

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<v Speaker 1>mother from the radio stations. This coming from the Steve

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<v Speaker 1>Harvey Morning shuff. I'm an whoop reading got you Colin mom? Man,

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<v Speaker 1>you had me. I go to come down there, man,

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<v Speaker 1>and boy, you better be glad I'm eating. I can't

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<v Speaker 1>believe it. Hey, man, I gotta ask you bad one

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<v Speaker 1>more thing. What is What is the baddest I'm talking

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<v Speaker 1>about the baddest radio show in the land, The Steve

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<v Speaker 1>Harvard Show. Y'all playing a practical jokes, cold folks man, Okay,

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<v Speaker 1>pay for anyone, thank you? I want to talk about No, really,

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<v Speaker 1>they never went in there and then went there just

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<v Speaker 1>forgot to look at I'm the only one yeah, Now

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<v Speaker 1>you ain't. You ain't ever called a neighbor said, listen,

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<v Speaker 1>you gotta wait. You got to call if ain't nobody

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<v Speaker 1>at home. I ain't got to call nobody. Yeah, I'm

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<v Speaker 1>gonna just get on up, climb my ass in that shower,

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<v Speaker 1>and act like it never happened. I can't say that

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<v Speaker 1>we're not transparent on this show. Ye water all right,

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<v Speaker 1>turn of like it is. Baby. Let me put this

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<v Speaker 1>out there. I know that when you're dealing with a hurricane,

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<v Speaker 1>I'm supposed to be going to Greenville, North Carolina. Greenville

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<v Speaker 1>is expecting me, and I'm expecting to come. But first

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<v Speaker 1>and foremost, let's make sure y'all get through this storm.

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<v Speaker 1>That's the most important thing, Greenville. I want to make

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<v Speaker 1>sure you all are safe and sound if the storm does.

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<v Speaker 1>If the storm passes and it does not hurt Greenville,

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<v Speaker 1>the Nephew will be there Saturday night with bell Zone.

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<v Speaker 1>But more important than anything, I want to make sure

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<v Speaker 1>y'all safe. So y'all do what y'all got to do

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<v Speaker 1>to be safe in Greenville, North Carolina. And the nephew

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<v Speaker 1>loves you, my nephew, thank you very good. Up next

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<v Speaker 1>Strawberry letter he took it out at the dinner table.

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<v Speaker 1>We'll get we'll get into it right after that. Lord