1 00:00:00,080 --> 00:00:02,559 Speaker 1: Coming up at the top of the hour, right about 2 00:00:02,600 --> 00:00:06,040 Speaker 1: four minutes after. Uh, it's my strawberry letter for today. 3 00:00:06,120 --> 00:00:10,799 Speaker 1: The subject. He took it out at the dinner table. 4 00:00:12,080 --> 00:00:16,200 Speaker 1: He took work. You gotta listen, you gotta listen to 5 00:00:16,239 --> 00:00:19,880 Speaker 1: the letter. He took one table. Listen to the letter. 6 00:00:20,040 --> 00:00:24,040 Speaker 1: Right now, it's the nephew's turn with today. Call. I 7 00:00:24,200 --> 00:00:30,400 Speaker 1: know what you think? Okay, okay, can you bring me 8 00:00:30,480 --> 00:00:37,120 Speaker 1: some paper? Everybody has said that phrase before? Can you 9 00:00:37,200 --> 00:00:42,120 Speaker 1: bring me some paper? Am I the only one? You know? 10 00:00:42,360 --> 00:00:46,000 Speaker 1: I understand? But we've all been caught up and it's 11 00:00:46,000 --> 00:00:49,559 Speaker 1: been a situation. Yeah, So here it is, can you 12 00:00:49,600 --> 00:00:54,279 Speaker 1: bring me some paper? Let's go? Cat. Hello, Hello, I'm 13 00:00:54,320 --> 00:01:00,280 Speaker 1: trying to Charles. Looking for Charles. Yea, this on it? 14 00:01:00,720 --> 00:01:04,720 Speaker 1: How can I help you? Hey, listen, Um, I'm a 15 00:01:04,800 --> 00:01:08,120 Speaker 1: my speaking with I'm sorry this scotty man. I'm um 16 00:01:08,200 --> 00:01:12,360 Speaker 1: house sitting for reader. She y'all okay, okay, yeah, yeah, 17 00:01:12,360 --> 00:01:14,120 Speaker 1: she told me she was going outtown. What can I 18 00:01:14,120 --> 00:01:16,520 Speaker 1: do for your brother? I thought, y'all down on the 19 00:01:16,520 --> 00:01:18,920 Speaker 1: way man, Yeah, I'm in the house. Both our houses, yeah, 20 00:01:18,959 --> 00:01:23,240 Speaker 1: I think let's see. Yeah, we're four houses down. Okay, 21 00:01:23,680 --> 00:01:26,119 Speaker 1: now she loved me a number man loved me, y'all 22 00:01:26,160 --> 00:01:28,520 Speaker 1: know me, and then she loved Miss Dars. No, I 23 00:01:28,560 --> 00:01:31,199 Speaker 1: try to call Miss Darts, but then nobody answered the phone. Yeah. 24 00:01:31,200 --> 00:01:33,800 Speaker 1: She normally in church around this time. Rial said she 25 00:01:33,880 --> 00:01:36,080 Speaker 1: was gonna be gone for a minute. So you say 26 00:01:36,120 --> 00:01:38,520 Speaker 1: you're doing there right? Right? Right? Then she told me 27 00:01:38,520 --> 00:01:40,319 Speaker 1: if I got an emergency anything, that I could reach 28 00:01:40,360 --> 00:01:43,560 Speaker 1: out to y'all and call y'all. Right, right, right, okay? 29 00:01:43,840 --> 00:01:46,600 Speaker 1: Are you are you busy right now? Man? Well? Actually, 30 00:01:46,600 --> 00:01:48,559 Speaker 1: I'm in the middle of cooking my wife from dinner 31 00:01:49,120 --> 00:01:51,880 Speaker 1: and uh got some meat on the grill. But other 32 00:01:51,920 --> 00:01:55,320 Speaker 1: than that, you know, okay, I mean you you are 33 00:01:55,320 --> 00:01:57,280 Speaker 1: you able to help me out with something right quick? 34 00:01:57,400 --> 00:01:59,680 Speaker 1: Or you got you got time for that? Well, like 35 00:01:59,720 --> 00:02:01,160 Speaker 1: I said that, I'm in the middle of cooking. If 36 00:02:01,160 --> 00:02:03,040 Speaker 1: there's something I can help you with, I you know, 37 00:02:03,080 --> 00:02:06,400 Speaker 1: I don't mind coming down there and and uh showing 38 00:02:06,440 --> 00:02:09,720 Speaker 1: your doing whatever it is that we need to do. Okay, Charlie. 39 00:02:09,760 --> 00:02:13,119 Speaker 1: Would you have to have any paper, man, any paper? Yeah? 40 00:02:14,639 --> 00:02:17,080 Speaker 1: I think I got some newspaper. What you're trying to 41 00:02:17,160 --> 00:02:19,080 Speaker 1: No no, no, no, no, no, no news. But let 42 00:02:19,120 --> 00:02:22,760 Speaker 1: me some paper. You have some paper with notebook paper. 43 00:02:23,000 --> 00:02:26,400 Speaker 1: No see man, listen Charlie. Like I said, my name 44 00:02:26,400 --> 00:02:27,799 Speaker 1: is Scotty. Man. I know you don't know me. I 45 00:02:27,840 --> 00:02:30,079 Speaker 1: didn't got myself in little situation here down here, read 46 00:02:30,080 --> 00:02:34,920 Speaker 1: the house, man, and I I didn't. Man, I'm in 47 00:02:34,960 --> 00:02:40,079 Speaker 1: a situation. I actually and in the bathroom. Man, and 48 00:02:40,200 --> 00:02:44,359 Speaker 1: it ain't no paper in here. Dog. So you're saying 49 00:02:44,600 --> 00:02:48,160 Speaker 1: you won't me to bring you some toilet paper. I mean, 50 00:02:48,160 --> 00:02:50,080 Speaker 1: if you're on mind, I'm sitting here in my legs 51 00:02:50,080 --> 00:02:52,960 Speaker 1: and got none. My my can feel up my my 52 00:02:53,000 --> 00:02:55,399 Speaker 1: whole little body, man from butt down. I can't feel 53 00:02:55,480 --> 00:02:57,400 Speaker 1: nothing in my feet, everything, and went to sleep on 54 00:02:57,480 --> 00:03:01,799 Speaker 1: the hold up bay. This dude out here and read 55 00:03:01,800 --> 00:03:04,640 Speaker 1: the house saying he wanted me to bring his paper 56 00:03:04,760 --> 00:03:07,440 Speaker 1: because he didn't got numbed sitting on the truck. Man. 57 00:03:07,480 --> 00:03:09,519 Speaker 1: Look at here, bro, I'm in the middle of cooking. 58 00:03:09,720 --> 00:03:11,880 Speaker 1: I wish I could help you, but you know, I mean, 59 00:03:11,919 --> 00:03:13,959 Speaker 1: I can't tell you about four hours of doctor. You 60 00:03:14,000 --> 00:03:16,000 Speaker 1: should run down here right quickly. I'm at the back door. 61 00:03:16,600 --> 00:03:18,919 Speaker 1: I have to say, Man, I understand all that you're saying, 62 00:03:19,120 --> 00:03:20,959 Speaker 1: but like I said, I'm in the middle of cooking 63 00:03:21,000 --> 00:03:23,359 Speaker 1: for my wife. We're having a little special occasion because 64 00:03:23,360 --> 00:03:25,839 Speaker 1: our kids and stuff going, and I can't leave her 65 00:03:25,960 --> 00:03:28,160 Speaker 1: like that just to come bring you know paper. Now, 66 00:03:28,240 --> 00:03:30,360 Speaker 1: what I can't tell you to do is if reader 67 00:03:30,400 --> 00:03:33,960 Speaker 1: got one of them tis or something town man, I'm 68 00:03:34,000 --> 00:03:37,520 Speaker 1: not using nobody town like. That's disrespectful. Man. Okay, hey, 69 00:03:37,520 --> 00:03:39,800 Speaker 1: but lower your voice. Man. You called me to help you, 70 00:03:39,960 --> 00:03:42,880 Speaker 1: and you acting like I caused you to not have 71 00:03:43,040 --> 00:03:49,840 Speaker 1: no guy, all I'm asking for just and they're gonna 72 00:03:49,840 --> 00:03:51,320 Speaker 1: take no more but two or three minute run down 73 00:03:51,360 --> 00:03:53,000 Speaker 1: here right quick and bring the paper man, and then 74 00:03:53,000 --> 00:03:55,040 Speaker 1: you get on back to your dumb well what you 75 00:03:55,080 --> 00:03:56,880 Speaker 1: were saying, like what you need to do? Bro? You 76 00:03:56,920 --> 00:03:59,440 Speaker 1: said you had emergence. I thought the house of the 77 00:03:59,520 --> 00:04:03,120 Speaker 1: dogs got out of you didn't lock yourself out the house. 78 00:04:03,280 --> 00:04:05,040 Speaker 1: But I'm not going to come down and bring you 79 00:04:05,040 --> 00:04:07,600 Speaker 1: know paper because that don't sound like emergencies. That's not 80 00:04:07,720 --> 00:04:11,360 Speaker 1: like some personal Furthermore, you're in the bathroom just jump 81 00:04:11,680 --> 00:04:14,720 Speaker 1: tout your clone getting the shower like so I'm nothing 82 00:04:14,840 --> 00:04:17,200 Speaker 1: a dog. That's like I said, I'm norm right now, man, 83 00:04:17,240 --> 00:04:19,039 Speaker 1: I need some help, and so you want me to 84 00:04:19,080 --> 00:04:21,640 Speaker 1: come down and bring you some toilet papers? And pick 85 00:04:21,680 --> 00:04:24,600 Speaker 1: your number. You can't get up out the tarlet. If 86 00:04:24,600 --> 00:04:27,560 Speaker 1: I want to help you, then that's why I'm trying 87 00:04:27,560 --> 00:04:30,839 Speaker 1: to tell you I'm in an emergency. Man, Okay, Well 88 00:04:30,880 --> 00:04:32,920 Speaker 1: that like I said, Man, that don't sound like emergency, 89 00:04:33,480 --> 00:04:36,680 Speaker 1: like a little quick fix. Get your drawings and and 90 00:04:36,880 --> 00:04:39,640 Speaker 1: like your drawings to them, ware, go get you some moth. 91 00:04:40,000 --> 00:04:42,400 Speaker 1: I mean, I'm not going to walk full houses down 92 00:04:42,400 --> 00:04:45,200 Speaker 1: there to bring you some tilet papers your legs. No, 93 00:04:45,240 --> 00:04:46,600 Speaker 1: I'm high. How are you gonna get up and over 94 00:04:46,640 --> 00:04:49,680 Speaker 1: the the backdoor is over. All you gotta do is 95 00:04:49,720 --> 00:04:51,920 Speaker 1: come in here and reaching here and pass me a 96 00:04:52,000 --> 00:04:53,840 Speaker 1: roll of paper. Man, That's all I'm asking you to do. 97 00:04:53,960 --> 00:04:56,600 Speaker 1: Mr Charlotte, I understand that. But I'm not gonna come 98 00:04:56,640 --> 00:04:58,760 Speaker 1: down and bring you the paper. I'm not going to 99 00:04:58,839 --> 00:05:04,120 Speaker 1: bring you bring me some paper down here? Man to man, say, man, 100 00:05:04,160 --> 00:05:06,560 Speaker 1: who the hell you? Thank you? Hiling that you need me? 101 00:05:06,640 --> 00:05:08,640 Speaker 1: I don't need you? Well, won't you do something? Man? 102 00:05:08,680 --> 00:05:11,200 Speaker 1: You'll see I'm sitting in a situation. The reader left 103 00:05:11,279 --> 00:05:13,200 Speaker 1: y'all number that y'alla helped me while I'm down to 104 00:05:13,240 --> 00:05:16,560 Speaker 1: your house watching man. Just here's crazy, baby, Man, what 105 00:05:16,960 --> 00:05:18,880 Speaker 1: wrong with you you're gonna call me asking me to 106 00:05:18,880 --> 00:05:21,599 Speaker 1: bring you some news paper. I told you that I 107 00:05:21,680 --> 00:05:23,640 Speaker 1: was in the middle of fixing me and my wife 108 00:05:23,720 --> 00:05:25,640 Speaker 1: from dinner and you come calling me talking about some 109 00:05:26,520 --> 00:05:28,719 Speaker 1: paper man. I don't want to hear no, I know, 110 00:05:29,480 --> 00:05:31,000 Speaker 1: and I ain't coming down there to bring you know 111 00:05:31,400 --> 00:05:38,520 Speaker 1: paper man. Hello, Charlie, you're gonna bring this paper man? Man. 112 00:05:38,560 --> 00:05:40,520 Speaker 1: Look like I told you before, I asking to bring 113 00:05:40,560 --> 00:05:43,200 Speaker 1: you know paper down there. We don't waiting on this 114 00:05:43,320 --> 00:05:45,320 Speaker 1: street like old on. Man. I can't just you can't 115 00:05:45,360 --> 00:05:47,080 Speaker 1: just leave me here and I'm numb like this, but 116 00:05:47,360 --> 00:05:50,000 Speaker 1: not to come bring no wrong man, no toilet paper 117 00:05:50,200 --> 00:05:53,200 Speaker 1: because here responsible when he go into the restroom and 118 00:05:53,279 --> 00:05:56,080 Speaker 1: sounds like a president problem, you YouTube wrong for that. 119 00:05:56,200 --> 00:05:59,000 Speaker 1: This is set you wasted. Though this is an emergency man, Man, 120 00:05:59,040 --> 00:06:02,239 Speaker 1: that don't salt enough emergency that sounds like a personal 121 00:06:02,240 --> 00:06:05,400 Speaker 1: problem that you got going on. Come on, when I 122 00:06:05,480 --> 00:06:07,360 Speaker 1: get off of here, man, you know me off with. 123 00:06:08,040 --> 00:06:11,280 Speaker 1: I don't give them about you being man, not a fact. 124 00:06:11,279 --> 00:06:13,480 Speaker 1: As soon as you get your out of there, you 125 00:06:13,600 --> 00:06:16,479 Speaker 1: so that you come on dying here. I'm coming down 126 00:06:16,520 --> 00:06:18,960 Speaker 1: the trick. I'm coming down there the way I am 127 00:06:19,000 --> 00:06:21,560 Speaker 1: just like this hell, and I'm a whoop for not 128 00:06:21,640 --> 00:06:25,599 Speaker 1: helping me while I'm in a situation. I got one 129 00:06:25,640 --> 00:06:27,200 Speaker 1: more thing I need to say to you that I'm 130 00:06:27,200 --> 00:06:29,719 Speaker 1: gonna do, is you're listening, bring your so I got 131 00:06:29,720 --> 00:06:32,480 Speaker 1: some snake skin shoes and fit right up, clean up 132 00:06:32,480 --> 00:06:36,839 Speaker 1: on it. I got one more thing. Is you listening? Man? What? Man? 133 00:06:36,920 --> 00:06:39,200 Speaker 1: Like I said? What you got to say? Man, that's 134 00:06:39,240 --> 00:06:42,000 Speaker 1: this nephew Tommy from the Steve Harvey Morning Show. You 135 00:06:42,080 --> 00:06:48,159 Speaker 1: just got pranked by your neighbor. Reader. Ain't just at 136 00:06:48,240 --> 00:06:52,000 Speaker 1: mother from the radio stations. This coming from the Steve 137 00:06:52,080 --> 00:06:59,320 Speaker 1: Harvey Morning shuff. I'm an whoop reading got you Colin mom? Man, 138 00:06:59,360 --> 00:07:01,839 Speaker 1: you had me. I go to come down there, man, 139 00:07:01,960 --> 00:07:08,280 Speaker 1: and boy, you better be glad I'm eating. I can't 140 00:07:08,320 --> 00:07:11,080 Speaker 1: believe it. Hey, man, I gotta ask you bad one 141 00:07:11,080 --> 00:07:13,640 Speaker 1: more thing. What is What is the baddest I'm talking 142 00:07:13,640 --> 00:07:17,000 Speaker 1: about the baddest radio show in the land, The Steve 143 00:07:17,040 --> 00:07:25,920 Speaker 1: Harvard Show. Y'all playing a practical jokes, cold folks man, Okay, 144 00:07:26,320 --> 00:07:31,360 Speaker 1: pay for anyone, thank you? I want to talk about No, really, 145 00:07:32,080 --> 00:07:34,120 Speaker 1: they never went in there and then went there just 146 00:07:34,280 --> 00:07:37,000 Speaker 1: forgot to look at I'm the only one yeah, Now 147 00:07:37,040 --> 00:07:41,200 Speaker 1: you ain't. You ain't ever called a neighbor said, listen, 148 00:07:45,240 --> 00:07:48,920 Speaker 1: you gotta wait. You got to call if ain't nobody 149 00:07:48,960 --> 00:07:52,080 Speaker 1: at home. I ain't got to call nobody. Yeah, I'm 150 00:07:52,080 --> 00:07:56,200 Speaker 1: gonna just get on up, climb my ass in that shower, 151 00:07:57,080 --> 00:08:03,400 Speaker 1: and act like it never happened. I can't say that 152 00:08:03,440 --> 00:08:10,880 Speaker 1: we're not transparent on this show. Ye water all right, 153 00:08:11,840 --> 00:08:14,600 Speaker 1: turn of like it is. Baby. Let me put this 154 00:08:14,640 --> 00:08:17,120 Speaker 1: out there. I know that when you're dealing with a hurricane, 155 00:08:17,160 --> 00:08:20,200 Speaker 1: I'm supposed to be going to Greenville, North Carolina. Greenville 156 00:08:20,280 --> 00:08:22,679 Speaker 1: is expecting me, and I'm expecting to come. But first 157 00:08:22,680 --> 00:08:25,520 Speaker 1: and foremost, let's make sure y'all get through this storm. 158 00:08:25,520 --> 00:08:28,320 Speaker 1: That's the most important thing, Greenville. I want to make 159 00:08:28,360 --> 00:08:30,840 Speaker 1: sure you all are safe and sound if the storm does. 160 00:08:30,960 --> 00:08:33,520 Speaker 1: If the storm passes and it does not hurt Greenville, 161 00:08:33,720 --> 00:08:36,360 Speaker 1: the Nephew will be there Saturday night with bell Zone. 162 00:08:36,400 --> 00:08:38,679 Speaker 1: But more important than anything, I want to make sure 163 00:08:38,760 --> 00:08:40,640 Speaker 1: y'all safe. So y'all do what y'all got to do 164 00:08:40,720 --> 00:08:43,240 Speaker 1: to be safe in Greenville, North Carolina. And the nephew 165 00:08:43,800 --> 00:08:48,080 Speaker 1: loves you, my nephew, thank you very good. Up next 166 00:08:48,520 --> 00:08:51,240 Speaker 1: Strawberry letter he took it out at the dinner table. 167 00:08:51,240 --> 00:08:54,840 Speaker 1: We'll get we'll get into it right after that. Lord