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Speaker 1: How can you tell if someone you're talking to isn't

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Speaker 1: going viral right now of seven phrases with extra words

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Speaker 1: if you're guilty of doing this, or if you have

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Speaker 1: you're just trying to sound smart. I grew up around

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Speaker 1: Jewbil Show on demand. It's another Jubile phone frame mornings.

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Speaker 1: It's one's hello and Hello. This is Pete Deekins calling

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Speaker 1: from ups looking for Melaney. Hey, Hi, this is Pete Eakins.

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Speaker 1: I'm calling from ups looking from Melanie. Um, apparently there's

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Speaker 1: you guys do a sing song hello to your customers?

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Speaker 1: What is that? No? No, No, That's just something I

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Speaker 1: if you sing it to people, they feel a little

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Speaker 1: bitter about things though. Anyway, Okay, yeah, okay, help you

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Speaker 1: with Melan. I'm sorry. Yeah, So if you're calling, yes,

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Speaker 1: there is a package that I've been trying to track

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Speaker 1: you mean it when you say it'll be here you know, tomorrow,

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Speaker 1: which you've said twice before. Okay, Well I've never said

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Speaker 1: that because I've never spoken with you directly. I think

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Speaker 1: you may company, Yes, our company. Sometimes you speak to

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Speaker 1: a lot of different people drunk right now? Is that

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Speaker 1: what's going on? I'm sorry, am I? Well? Yes, are

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Speaker 1: you drunk? Are you drunk right now on the job?

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Speaker 1: Is that what's going on to the singing and everything else? No,

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Speaker 1: I don't drink at all, never drank. Never. This isn't helpful,

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Speaker 1: and the singing is making it worse, to be honest,

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Speaker 1: no offense. What I would like is to get an

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Speaker 1: absolute yes if the package is going to be here,

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Speaker 1: and if the package arrived yes, yeah, I really don't

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Speaker 1: I'm not going to listen to this anymore. You're supervisor, please,

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Speaker 1: I'd like to six your supervisor is really all right? Well,

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Speaker 1: I will send you on over dim. I'm sorry, I'm

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Speaker 1: so sorry about I'm so sorry. I'm put hold and

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Speaker 1: send you right over there right now, right one second.

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Speaker 1: I did be crazy one second? Please? Uh this Tyler,

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Speaker 1: I'm gonna help you. Is this Tyler? Are you? Are

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Speaker 1: you Pete? Supervisor? I am the manager on duty? Yes,

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Speaker 1: right now? Currently? Oh well, I want to recommend that

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Speaker 1: you fire your employee. Pete pulled me up and started

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Speaker 1: singing to me. Oh uh huh okay, I am hearing

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Speaker 1: that you are not happy with Pete. I am not happy.

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Speaker 1: Mm hmmm uh huh okay, what is it? Maha? Okay?

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Speaker 1: Well that is my personal customer service style of active listening.

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Speaker 1: Mha okay, So this is listen. This is outrageous. Have

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Speaker 1: you heard a word that I've said? Have you heard

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Speaker 1: anything I've said? Mm hmmm, uh huh okay. Let me

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Speaker 1: speak to your boss. Okay, Well I would love to

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Speaker 1: do I can't do that for you because this is

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Speaker 1: a prank phone call. Mha okay, what what? What? What

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Speaker 1: do you? What? Do you work prank? I said, this

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Speaker 1: prank on you and your husband James set you up? Wait?

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Speaker 1: What about what kind of prank? Who is it not? Ups? No,

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Speaker 1: it's not. He said, You've been going crazy trying to

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Speaker 1: track down this package and you haven't been getting your help,

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Speaker 1: any help from customer service. So I figured why not

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Speaker 1: call you and sing your problem away? Oh my God,

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Speaker 1: that was the most frustrating experience I have ever had. Okay,

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Speaker 1: holding a fish. I don't really know what that means.

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Speaker 1: That's what her email said. I don't know, and I

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Speaker 1: want to find out. We need more. I was curious

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Speaker 1: and figure out why. Miranda, what'sop? How are you hi? Guys?

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Speaker 1: Thanks for having me on your email basically said one

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Speaker 1: don't know how often you guys have been on dating

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Speaker 1: You know, we decided to go It's gonna sound funny,

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Speaker 1: That weekend? We were we wanted to go ax throwing

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Speaker 1: We'll pay for a second eight. No, I'm not gonna

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Speaker 1: Jebils dirty Little Secret secret deodorant still thing? Yes, I

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Speaker 1: a woman. I don't know if that's the tagline. They

422
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Speaker 1: didn't sponsor it really, but whatever. Listening, it's time for

423
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Speaker 1: dirty little Secret text in four one to six one.

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Speaker 1: If you have a secret to tell us, you can

425
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Speaker 1: tell us anything. Nobody will know it's you. We always

426
00:22:24,800 --> 00:22:27,560
Speaker 1: keep everybody anonymous. That's why everybody who calls in it's

427
00:22:27,560 --> 00:22:30,400
Speaker 1: a fake anonymous nickname, so they can say whatever they want.

428
00:22:30,440 --> 00:22:31,919
Speaker 1: And on the phone right now to tell us a

429
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Speaker 1: dirty little secret. Soldier boy, sold boy, I love that.

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Speaker 1: Are you ready to me? You're ready to crank that

431
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Speaker 1: soldier boy, billy, I'm ready to crank that secret out. Yeah.

432
00:22:47,520 --> 00:22:50,680
Speaker 1: Did you definitely sound like soldier boy? Yeah? Sure? Um

433
00:22:51,040 --> 00:22:55,600
Speaker 1: all right, so you have a dirty little Hi everybody, soldier,

434
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Speaker 1: I've been doing something that you've been cranking out this secret?

435
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Speaker 1: If you will, it's a lie. Actually, I don't know

436
00:23:03,119 --> 00:23:04,920
Speaker 1: I'm lying to you right now. This is too confessed.

437
00:23:04,960 --> 00:23:07,840
Speaker 1: It's not lately I've been doing it for ten years. Wow, Oh,

438
00:23:07,880 --> 00:23:12,520
Speaker 1: you've been lying about something for ten years a long time. Yeah,

439
00:23:12,560 --> 00:23:16,240
Speaker 1: that's that's a very long time. And now that I've

440
00:23:16,240 --> 00:23:20,000
Speaker 1: been doing it for so long, there's no way out

441
00:23:20,000 --> 00:23:21,399
Speaker 1: of it, Like there's no way I can stop or

442
00:23:21,440 --> 00:23:23,240
Speaker 1: go back, and once I tell you, you'll like completely

443
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Speaker 1: understand it. Okay, Yeah, what isn't Well? I feel like

444
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Speaker 1: I need to explain a little bit before I tell

445
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Speaker 1: you what it is. Okay. I just wanted to be

446
00:23:36,400 --> 00:23:41,720
Speaker 1: interesting and yeah, I don't know the way you said

447
00:23:41,760 --> 00:23:44,560
Speaker 1: that was just I just wanted to be interesting. That

448
00:23:44,640 --> 00:23:47,280
Speaker 1: was so innocent. Yeah, it was so okay. So the

449
00:23:47,400 --> 00:23:49,200
Speaker 1: lie that you're telling that you haven't told us yet,

450
00:23:49,200 --> 00:23:52,040
Speaker 1: but you're getting to, I guess, is that. Yeah, you're

451
00:23:52,040 --> 00:23:55,680
Speaker 1: telling people this because you want to be interesting. That's

452
00:23:55,680 --> 00:23:57,960
Speaker 1: all I wanted in life was to be interesting, and

453
00:23:58,119 --> 00:24:01,440
Speaker 1: you know, so do that. I've been shaving my hair

454
00:24:02,000 --> 00:24:04,480
Speaker 1: and even getting like laser hair removal in certain parts,

455
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Speaker 1: so I have zero body hair, like none. Okay. I've

456
00:24:09,280 --> 00:24:11,080
Speaker 1: been doing this for ten years, and I've been telling

457
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Speaker 1: people I have a rare condition of alpecia. Oh my god,

458
00:24:14,760 --> 00:24:17,960
Speaker 1: you're pretending to have a medical condition that makes you hairless.

459
00:24:18,200 --> 00:24:21,840
Speaker 1: But you're not actually body hair, not your head hair everything.

460
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Speaker 1: There's no hair. Oh you're bald. What about your eyebrows gone?

461
00:24:26,320 --> 00:24:30,080
Speaker 1: Going about your eyelash gone? Whitman? I went, Daniel day Lewis,

462
00:24:31,720 --> 00:24:37,160
Speaker 1: what about your eyelashes gone? No hair nothing? I didn't

463
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Speaker 1: even know that was possible. Pickar didn't happen. Yeah, you

464
00:24:40,080 --> 00:24:41,959
Speaker 1: did this as a picture of this man. So you

465
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Speaker 1: pluck out your eyebrow your eyelash hairs too. You shave

466
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Speaker 1: all your body hair and pluck out your eyelash hairs.

467
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Speaker 1: When I pluck, I might tell myself pain is beauty,

468
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Speaker 1: and I do it one by one. My god, you

469
00:24:52,280 --> 00:25:00,000
Speaker 1: mean beauty is pain? So nobody knows though, huh, nobody knows.

470
00:25:00,119 --> 00:25:03,320
Speaker 1: Even some of my family members think that. Now does

471
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Speaker 1: it actually work? Do people find you interesting because of it? Yeah?

472
00:25:07,760 --> 00:25:09,960
Speaker 1: There's lots of questions and I always get looks Now,

473
00:25:10,359 --> 00:25:15,120
Speaker 1: I bet you do. That's crazy, um offended. But it's

474
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Speaker 1: a dirty secret. So you got to blow out my face.

475
00:25:17,080 --> 00:25:19,880
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, we won't post it. Yeah, we'll keep you anonymous.

476
00:25:19,920 --> 00:25:23,120
Speaker 1: I'm just really curious. Yeah, I mean, if you're shaving

477
00:25:23,359 --> 00:25:25,320
Speaker 1: and lasering, off all your hair so you can just

478
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Speaker 1: be interesting and tell people you have this medical condition.

479
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Speaker 1: I just want to see what you look like. Do

480
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Speaker 1: you have a significant other? Uh No. I was hoping

481
00:25:33,560 --> 00:25:36,960
Speaker 1: like maybe by doing this I might get some kind

482
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Speaker 1: of attention, like reality TV show host or something, and

483
00:25:39,680 --> 00:25:44,400
Speaker 1: then nothing happening. Right, Well, you'll find something, I'm sure. Yeah,

484
00:25:44,520 --> 00:25:46,280
Speaker 1: Or you could be this folks person for like a

485
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Speaker 1: you know people who have alpecia. Yeah, yeah, it's okay,

486
00:25:50,240 --> 00:25:52,480
Speaker 1: You're beautiful no matter what. It could be a huge

487
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Speaker 1: heroic story, right of how you overcame and you're good

488
00:25:55,359 --> 00:25:58,320
Speaker 1: even though you have this condition, and then the fame

489
00:25:58,400 --> 00:26:00,320
Speaker 1: for you doesn't run out because at a certain point

490
00:26:00,320 --> 00:26:03,440
Speaker 1: it's a scandal. Everybody finds out you've been lying. Scam

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Speaker 1: all right. Welcome, Yeah, thank you for tellings you to

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Speaker 1: a little secret. What's your dirty little secret? The Jewbil

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Speaker 1: Show on demand. Welcome to the i n N, The

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Speaker 1: Idiot News Network where idiots aren't just in the news.

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Speaker 1: For Wednesday, July twenty eight, twenty twenty one, I'm Jewel

496
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Speaker 1: Fresh and two percent of Americans are completely utterly disgusting

497
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Speaker 1: individuals with nasty, disgusting dirty heads. Did I mention disgusting.

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Speaker 1: I think you did tell you why in just a second,

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Speaker 1: But first let's meet the idiots. I'm Alex Fresh and yes,

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Speaker 1: jubil it is July twenty eight, twenty twenty one, and

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00:26:34,880 --> 00:26:37,640
Speaker 1: we still do not have equal rights, okay, and I'm

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Speaker 1: Englishevan And be careful what apps you download. They could

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Speaker 1: get you fired. All right, More on those stories in

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Speaker 1: just a second, but before your first story of the

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Speaker 1: day for the I n N, the Idiot News Networks,

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Speaker 1: the Report the News. This is one of the questions

507
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Speaker 1: that lets you gauge how gross someone is in general.

508
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Speaker 1: When was the last time you washed your pillowcase? Oh?

509
00:26:55,200 --> 00:26:59,240
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, I absorb a lot of dirt, oil, dead

510
00:26:59,320 --> 00:27:01,600
Speaker 1: skin and supposed to do it every week or two,

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Speaker 1: But around one in three people, according to new survey,

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Speaker 1: admit they go longer that, including two percent of Americans

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Speaker 1: that say they've never washed their pillowcase. Never. Okay, I'm

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Speaker 1: not even that bad. Yeah, most people don't go more

515
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Speaker 1: than a month. But two percent of Americans have never

516
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Speaker 1: even washed their pillowcase. Okay, what does that even mean? Like?

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00:27:19,119 --> 00:27:21,800
Speaker 1: How long or how old are they? Who knows? If

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00:27:21,840 --> 00:27:24,320
Speaker 1: you're not washing your pillowcase. Ever, you probably don't care

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00:27:24,320 --> 00:27:26,800
Speaker 1: about getting a new one either. So Alex listened to

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Speaker 1: this lost time that I washed my pillow case. I'd

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00:27:29,520 --> 00:27:32,880
Speaker 1: gone three months without washing it. That is Oh my god,

522
00:27:32,920 --> 00:27:34,720
Speaker 1: I'm so sorry. I think about that next time you

523
00:27:34,760 --> 00:27:36,640
Speaker 1: go over to someone's house for a one night stand

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00:27:36,640 --> 00:27:37,960
Speaker 1: and you wake up in the morning and you roll

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00:27:38,000 --> 00:27:40,800
Speaker 1: over on that pillowcase to look at them and may

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00:27:40,800 --> 00:27:44,240
Speaker 1: have never been washed. You're welcome if you're sick. You

527
00:27:44,320 --> 00:27:46,720
Speaker 1: know why. This is the i n N, the Idiot

528
00:27:46,720 --> 00:27:48,800
Speaker 1: News Network where idiots aren't just in the news, they

529
00:27:48,920 --> 00:27:50,560
Speaker 1: report the news. And for our next story of the day,

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Speaker 1: let's send it on already Alex Freyosh who's on location

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Speaker 1: in Norway. In Norway, where every single player on a

532
00:27:57,480 --> 00:28:00,800
Speaker 1: woman's beach handball team was fine one hundred and seventy

533
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Speaker 1: seven dollars for not wearing the required bikini bottoms for

534
00:28:03,640 --> 00:28:07,399
Speaker 1: their tournament. So the woman came together and decided to

535
00:28:07,400 --> 00:28:11,240
Speaker 1: wear the same required red color, but spandex shorts instead.

536
00:28:11,480 --> 00:28:14,080
Speaker 1: Oh right, which is the same bottoms of the men wear,

537
00:28:14,119 --> 00:28:17,400
Speaker 1: except there's aren't spandex. Because they didn't want to show

538
00:28:17,400 --> 00:28:19,600
Speaker 1: as much skin. They all came together as a team

539
00:28:19,880 --> 00:28:22,320
Speaker 1: and decided to get these red spandex that we're still

540
00:28:22,480 --> 00:28:24,800
Speaker 1: you know, they're short ish, but they're not like revealing

541
00:28:25,080 --> 00:28:27,280
Speaker 1: like the bikini bottoms are. They got fined one hundred

542
00:28:27,280 --> 00:28:30,720
Speaker 1: and seventy seven dollars each and Pink, the singer Pink,

543
00:28:30,800 --> 00:28:32,359
Speaker 1: she announced that she's gonna cover all the fines for

544
00:28:32,359 --> 00:28:34,159
Speaker 1: the woman. Oh, that's awesome. Let's get to love it,

545
00:28:34,840 --> 00:28:38,000
Speaker 1: love it. That's ridiculous, Like, how absurd is it? Though?

546
00:28:38,280 --> 00:28:41,160
Speaker 1: It's ridiculous. So it's not about the sport at all,

547
00:28:41,240 --> 00:28:44,360
Speaker 1: I guess because there aren't hanging out exactly. Yeah, and

548
00:28:44,440 --> 00:28:46,920
Speaker 1: some pervert can't be like, um, hello, I want to

549
00:28:46,920 --> 00:28:54,480
Speaker 1: see that like watching ladies handball inferiating when I'm alone sexualized.

550
00:28:54,560 --> 00:28:57,320
Speaker 1: It's ridiculous, it really is, And it's probably a lot

551
00:28:57,360 --> 00:29:01,040
Speaker 1: more comfortable to play in spandex. Yeah, Now what they

552
00:29:01,080 --> 00:29:04,280
Speaker 1: should do honestly, if they're gonna make the women have

553
00:29:04,400 --> 00:29:07,160
Speaker 1: to wear bikini bottoms, they should also make the dudes

554
00:29:07,240 --> 00:29:10,840
Speaker 1: have to wear banana hammock g strings. Yeah, exactly, see

555
00:29:10,880 --> 00:29:13,680
Speaker 1: how comfortable it is. Yeah, they're wearing the same thing.

556
00:29:13,760 --> 00:29:16,880
Speaker 1: Equal rights right, right for real? Or the guys should

557
00:29:16,920 --> 00:29:19,440
Speaker 1: protest or if the mail go ahead, they should They

558
00:29:19,480 --> 00:29:21,600
Speaker 1: should either be able to wear the bikini bottoms what

559
00:29:21,680 --> 00:29:23,280
Speaker 1: they want or the shores that they want. Same for

560
00:29:23,280 --> 00:29:25,120
Speaker 1: the men, but they should do that. The guys should

561
00:29:25,160 --> 00:29:27,520
Speaker 1: protest with them. The guy league for the handball, I

562
00:29:27,560 --> 00:29:30,000
Speaker 1: mean hopefully they're fine with that many people watching it

563
00:29:30,040 --> 00:29:32,880
Speaker 1: because it's bamball. But the guys should go all right, fine,

564
00:29:32,880 --> 00:29:36,200
Speaker 1: then we're gonna wear bikini bottoms. See how quickly they

565
00:29:36,280 --> 00:29:40,720
Speaker 1: make it equal. Yeah, nobody wants to see that. That's

566
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Speaker 1: all I have sending it back to you, right, think

567
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Speaker 1: very much. This is the I n N, the Idiot

568
00:29:43,600 --> 00:29:46,560
Speaker 1: News Network where idiots aren't just in the news. For

569
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Speaker 1: our next story of the day, let's sent on over

570
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Speaker 1: to English Oven, who's also on some location somewhere that

571
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Speaker 1: I don't know about. Well you named it. I'm actually

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Speaker 1: at the Catholic church where Jeffrey Borrow, the top administrative

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Speaker 1: for the US Conference of Catholic Bishops, recently resigned because

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Speaker 1: a Catholic news site called The Pillar, stumbled upon data

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Speaker 1: information which showed that Jeffrey was frequently using Grinder, gay

576
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Speaker 1: dating app. That's not surprising. Yeah, so, and you know

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Speaker 1: that's not a great look for a priest. Yeah, kind

578
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Speaker 1: of goes against not good looks for priests that they do. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: priests are supposed to be celibate just in general. As

580
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Speaker 1: long as they ask for forgiveness, they're good to go. Yeah. Yeah,

581
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Speaker 1: there were quite a few jokes that I wanted to,

582
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Speaker 1: you know, put out there, but I don't think I

583
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Speaker 1: can say, hail Jerry's and call me in the morning.

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Speaker 1: There we go, you know what. That's how they always

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Speaker 1: spin it though, Like when a televangelist or a priest

586
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Speaker 1: gets busted doing something like that, usually their pr team

587
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Speaker 1: or they will spend it like I had to be

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Speaker 1: on grinder, yes, because I was trying to witness, and

589
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Speaker 1: so what if one of them happened to be named

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Speaker 1: Pablo and had abs for days. I had to meet

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Speaker 1: up for coffee and I had to wash my clothes, yes,

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Speaker 1: and I had to slip in forward. I had to

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Speaker 1: wash my clothes on his abs to show him that

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Speaker 1: we can all be of service. And you know what,

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Speaker 1: it worked. At the end of it, he was saying,

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Speaker 1: oh God, it was high and now he oh, you

597
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Speaker 1: about to lose a job, lady. It's like that guy

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Speaker 1: and that means the I n N is done for

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Speaker 1: the day, but don't worry about it. Do it again

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Speaker 1: same time tomorrow. Well nothing, lose yo job? You about

601
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Speaker 1: to lose yoke job? About to lose yoke job? Oh? Nothing?

602
00:31:32,280 --> 00:31:34,440
Speaker 1: And that was the iron N, the Idiot News Network

603
00:31:34,520 --> 00:31:37,360
Speaker 1: where idiots are just in the news. They report the news.

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Speaker 1: Tune in tomorrow same time for another hard hitting report

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Speaker 1: from the I n N. This is a Jewel Show

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Speaker 1: a day guts news, The Jebil Show on demand. It's

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Speaker 1: another Jewbil phone frame mornings. This is Corey, Corey, Jimmy Petrie.

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Speaker 1: I'm sorry, who's this? This is Jimmy Petree. What's up,

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Speaker 1: court dog, jim Jimmy Peatree. Jim Do do I know you? No,

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Speaker 1: we have not met yet. You're new here at the

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Speaker 1: call center, right, yeah, yeah, that's right, Jimmy Petrie. Please

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Speaker 1: to make your acquaintance. Oh yeah, okay, it's it's it's good.

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Speaker 1: Nice to me too. Can I help you with anything?

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Speaker 1: How can I help you? I also work here, Jimmy

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Speaker 1: Petrie is the name. Okay, so you you work here?

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Speaker 1: What do you do here? I do something here. I

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Speaker 1: don't know what it is, though, it's supposed to be work,

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Speaker 1: but I have a good time. I don't really know,

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Speaker 1: Jimmy Peatrie, you have a good time? What? Okay? Yeah,

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Speaker 1: I'm joking around with you. Corey. Right. You don't have

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Speaker 1: much of a sense of humor, do you? Well, I mean,

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Speaker 1: i'd like to think I do if I like know

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Speaker 1: what the joke is. Jimmy Petrie, Okay, cool, Um, you

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Speaker 1: know you can actually just just stop saying your name now.

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Speaker 1: I pretty pretty much got it's Jimmy Peatrie. Petrie, Yes,

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Speaker 1: it is you suck. I'm sorry, what did you say?

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Speaker 1: I said you suck, Jimmy Petrie. We all did when

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Speaker 1: we first started. Don't worry about it. And I've been

629
00:33:19,240 --> 00:33:22,520
Speaker 1: listening to your phone calls today, um, and I had

630
00:33:22,560 --> 00:33:25,000
Speaker 1: some notes to go over with. Yeah, Jimmy Peatrie's notes.

631
00:33:26,160 --> 00:33:28,760
Speaker 1: I'm sorry you have notes to give me. I don't

632
00:33:28,760 --> 00:33:33,720
Speaker 1: even know who you are, and I think do I

633
00:33:33,760 --> 00:33:40,640
Speaker 1: need to remind you? Jimmy Okay, that's all right, So yeah,

634
00:33:40,680 --> 00:33:44,240
Speaker 1: I you have notes for me? Yeah? Yeah, So I've

635
00:33:44,240 --> 00:33:46,200
Speaker 1: been here so we you know, I've been listening in

636
00:33:46,280 --> 00:33:48,000
Speaker 1: on some of your phone calls dealing with customers, and

637
00:33:48,120 --> 00:33:50,440
Speaker 1: I wanted to say one thing to you, well, two things,

638
00:33:50,480 --> 00:33:57,320
Speaker 1: I guess. Okay, okay, you suck Jimmy Petrie, Dude, what

639
00:33:57,520 --> 00:33:59,920
Speaker 1: is your problem? Why are you bothering me? I got called.

640
00:34:00,480 --> 00:34:02,400
Speaker 1: I don't have a problem. I'm just calling you because

641
00:34:02,480 --> 00:34:04,280
Speaker 1: you're new here, so I thought i'd listen in and

642
00:34:04,280 --> 00:34:06,560
Speaker 1: give you some advice. I've been here for fifteen years.

643
00:34:06,600 --> 00:34:08,440
Speaker 1: You just started, so I know a little bit more

644
00:34:08,440 --> 00:34:10,520
Speaker 1: than you about this game here with the customer service.

645
00:34:11,320 --> 00:34:16,799
Speaker 1: Uh okay, let me get this clear. Jimmy Petrie yet? Yeah? Man,

646
00:34:17,000 --> 00:34:21,920
Speaker 1: are you my manager? Is your manager's name Jimmy Petrie? No, No,

647
00:34:22,040 --> 00:34:24,719
Speaker 1: that's that's not then. No, I'm not your manager. I'm

648
00:34:24,760 --> 00:34:26,920
Speaker 1: just Jimmy Petrie, a co worker that's trying to help

649
00:34:26,960 --> 00:34:28,439
Speaker 1: you out a little bit. Yeah yeah, yea, yah yah,

650
00:34:28,440 --> 00:34:30,040
Speaker 1: I got that. I got that. But you've been working

651
00:34:30,040 --> 00:34:31,959
Speaker 1: at a call center for fifteen years and you haven't

652
00:34:32,040 --> 00:34:37,040
Speaker 1: moved up in management at all. That's sad. Ow that's

653
00:34:37,080 --> 00:34:41,839
Speaker 1: stung a little bit, little insult from cor dog there. Ow. Yeah,

654
00:34:41,880 --> 00:34:44,080
Speaker 1: please don't call me that. Please don't call me core doc.

655
00:34:44,160 --> 00:34:47,480
Speaker 1: That's not a good nickname. How do you want to

656
00:34:47,520 --> 00:34:50,680
Speaker 1: be called? Jimmy Petree? Wants to give you a nickname.

657
00:34:51,560 --> 00:34:55,640
Speaker 1: I don't need a nickname, and I don't need your notes. Okay,

658
00:34:55,800 --> 00:34:58,680
Speaker 1: I'm gonna file a complaint to HR right now, and

659
00:34:58,840 --> 00:35:00,680
Speaker 1: no need to give me your name already, got it.

660
00:35:00,760 --> 00:35:03,799
Speaker 1: It's Jimmy peat Jimmy Petree. That's right. It's a prank

661
00:35:03,840 --> 00:35:06,080
Speaker 1: phone call, though, so they're not gonna know who Jimmy

662
00:35:06,080 --> 00:35:12,880
Speaker 1: Petrie is. Jimmy Petrie. Um hm uh. This is a

663
00:35:12,880 --> 00:35:16,239
Speaker 1: prank phone call. Yeah, yes, this is a prank phone call.

664
00:35:16,239 --> 00:35:17,959
Speaker 1: What's up? This is actually Jewel from The Jewels Show

665
00:35:17,960 --> 00:35:22,200
Speaker 1: doing a phone prank on you and your co worker Jessica.

666
00:35:22,239 --> 00:35:25,799
Speaker 1: Set you up. Look, I don't have time for this.

667
00:35:26,000 --> 00:35:28,480
Speaker 1: I'm trying to work, all right, it's a prank phone call.

668
00:35:28,480 --> 00:35:30,400
Speaker 1: I don't work there. My name is Jewel from the

669
00:35:30,440 --> 00:35:32,800
Speaker 1: Jewel Show. It's a radio show. Your new coworker Jessica

670
00:35:32,800 --> 00:35:34,399
Speaker 1: listens and she said, you know, for a prank phone call.

671
00:35:34,440 --> 00:35:37,239
Speaker 1: So that's all that was. So I guess you can

672
00:35:37,480 --> 00:35:44,120
Speaker 1: go back to work. Oh my god, jes setting me up. Okay,

673
00:35:44,200 --> 00:35:47,920
Speaker 1: all right. I hope you're enjoying your new job. Oh yeah,

674
00:35:47,920 --> 00:35:50,160
Speaker 1: you know I am, And especially now that you know

675
00:35:50,200 --> 00:35:51,400
Speaker 1: you have a new co worker. You know what his

676
00:35:51,480 --> 00:35:59,640
Speaker 1: name is, Jimmy Peatree. Jimmy Petrie. Yep, wake up every

677
00:35:59,640 --> 00:36:02,719
Speaker 1: morning with Jebil phone pranks. We say mornings on the

678
00:36:02,760 --> 00:36:08,880
Speaker 1: twenties the Jewbil Show on demand. It's time four of

679
00:36:08,920 --> 00:36:11,520
Speaker 1: the Roses only on the Jewbil Show The Roses to

680
00:36:11,560 --> 00:36:13,520
Speaker 1: catch a cheater. And Jamie is on the phone right now.

681
00:36:13,640 --> 00:36:16,520
Speaker 1: She actually thinks that her husband is cheating on her.

682
00:36:16,680 --> 00:36:18,080
Speaker 1: But she put on an email that they have an

683
00:36:18,080 --> 00:36:20,600
Speaker 1: open relationship, So I don't really know how that works.

684
00:36:20,840 --> 00:36:25,960
Speaker 1: What's up, Jamie, how are you hi? I'm okay. I

685
00:36:26,040 --> 00:36:30,680
Speaker 1: guess probably best, not the best, but I want to

686
00:36:30,719 --> 00:36:34,839
Speaker 1: like clarify what I meant in my emails. Okay, because yes,

687
00:36:34,920 --> 00:36:37,680
Speaker 1: we do have an open relationship, but we have rules

688
00:36:37,719 --> 00:36:41,160
Speaker 1: in it. So the number one rule is that each

689
00:36:41,200 --> 00:36:44,879
Speaker 1: of us can only sleep with five other people per year.

690
00:36:45,480 --> 00:36:50,360
Speaker 1: But no, no relationship can form or can have conformed

691
00:36:50,400 --> 00:36:52,959
Speaker 1: before we see together. You know, like, Okay, so five

692
00:36:53,000 --> 00:36:55,360
Speaker 1: people per year, each of you guys get a pass

693
00:36:55,920 --> 00:36:58,359
Speaker 1: and you can't actually have a relationship. That makes sense

694
00:36:58,400 --> 00:37:00,680
Speaker 1: if you're in an open relationship, be like, hey, if

695
00:37:00,719 --> 00:37:02,200
Speaker 1: you want to go do your thing, do your thing,

696
00:37:02,880 --> 00:37:06,680
Speaker 1: do it, brother, but exactly, don't do your thing emotionally?

697
00:37:07,200 --> 00:37:12,200
Speaker 1: Is that the real cheating part for you guys? Exactly? Yes.

698
00:37:12,280 --> 00:37:16,000
Speaker 1: But now that you guys get it now, maybe you

699
00:37:16,000 --> 00:37:21,160
Speaker 1: can help me here, because I'm almost positive that either

700
00:37:21,320 --> 00:37:25,239
Speaker 1: he's just bumped up his numbers like past five or

701
00:37:25,440 --> 00:37:28,839
Speaker 1: he to be honest, that's like I really think that

702
00:37:28,880 --> 00:37:31,839
Speaker 1: he is sleeping and it's like seeing someone else, like

703
00:37:32,160 --> 00:37:36,880
Speaker 1: emotionally romantically, I feel like he's actually cheating. Okay, so

704
00:37:36,920 --> 00:37:41,680
Speaker 1: how do you feel that way? Because all of a

705
00:37:41,719 --> 00:37:46,520
Speaker 1: sudden taking this really odd interest in fishing, so just

706
00:37:46,640 --> 00:37:50,640
Speaker 1: as of like a new thing. He never went fishing before. Yeah,

707
00:37:50,680 --> 00:37:53,160
Speaker 1: I mean he's gone a few times, but like he

708
00:37:53,280 --> 00:37:57,440
Speaker 1: went and bought gear whoa, so specifically lately he's actually

709
00:37:57,640 --> 00:38:01,120
Speaker 1: taking it up. Okay, but people are very right. But

710
00:38:01,280 --> 00:38:05,080
Speaker 1: every weekend, yeah, I mean, men do go fishing every weekend,

711
00:38:05,840 --> 00:38:09,080
Speaker 1: do not me and Jewel? Yeah, real men do. I don't.

712
00:38:09,160 --> 00:38:11,799
Speaker 1: I would rather go get manny petties than a fish too.

713
00:38:12,360 --> 00:38:15,080
Speaker 1: Fish are stinky and your hands get all calloused. No,

714
00:38:15,280 --> 00:38:19,000
Speaker 1: thank you. So he's all of a sudden started taking

715
00:38:19,040 --> 00:38:21,680
Speaker 1: up an interest in fishing, and you feel like he's

716
00:38:21,800 --> 00:38:26,360
Speaker 1: not actually fishing. Well, I don't know because he's bringing

717
00:38:26,360 --> 00:38:29,520
Speaker 1: the gear with him, but like I asked to go,

718
00:38:29,840 --> 00:38:33,480
Speaker 1: and he says that it's his alone time and he

719
00:38:33,600 --> 00:38:35,800
Speaker 1: needs it to take a break, and I just wouldn't

720
00:38:35,880 --> 00:38:38,239
Speaker 1: enjoy myself. I mean it makes sense though, like you

721
00:38:38,320 --> 00:38:41,840
Speaker 1: do need time apart from your significant other. Does he

722
00:38:41,960 --> 00:38:45,759
Speaker 1: bring fish home? I mean he brings it back like

723
00:38:46,160 --> 00:38:49,840
Speaker 1: every couple of times, but like he says, he throws

724
00:38:49,840 --> 00:38:52,279
Speaker 1: it back. I guess like fishermen like just throw the

725
00:38:52,320 --> 00:38:54,600
Speaker 1: fish back after they catch it. I've gone fishing with

726
00:38:54,600 --> 00:38:57,359
Speaker 1: friends of mine and they always throw it back and

727
00:38:57,400 --> 00:38:59,200
Speaker 1: it bothers me. I'm like, if I'm gonna waste my

728
00:38:59,239 --> 00:39:02,719
Speaker 1: time out here, right, I got things to do, emails,

729
00:39:02,760 --> 00:39:05,560
Speaker 1: to send text messages, to respond to work, to do

730
00:39:05,800 --> 00:39:08,880
Speaker 1: stressful things. If I'm gonna sit out here, if I

731
00:39:08,880 --> 00:39:10,719
Speaker 1: want to sit out here in quiet, peaceful nature with

732
00:39:10,800 --> 00:39:13,279
Speaker 1: you and to stress out about the things I'm not doing,

733
00:39:13,680 --> 00:39:15,759
Speaker 1: catch a fish. If I catch that fish, I want

734
00:39:15,760 --> 00:39:17,799
Speaker 1: to eat it. And they're like, no, you gotta throw

735
00:39:17,840 --> 00:39:21,920
Speaker 1: a badd Oh my god, I'm so sorry about this, Jamie.

736
00:39:21,920 --> 00:39:25,400
Speaker 1: Oh don't it just seems fishy to you? Loser? I know,

737
00:39:26,560 --> 00:39:29,319
Speaker 1: I mean, I forgive you for that joke, But have

738
00:39:29,440 --> 00:39:31,239
Speaker 1: you thought of a way that we could call him

739
00:39:31,280 --> 00:39:35,160
Speaker 1: to see if he's actually going fishing or fish cheating

740
00:39:35,160 --> 00:39:38,120
Speaker 1: on you? Yes, no, I definitely have. I've really thought

741
00:39:38,160 --> 00:39:40,799
Speaker 1: this through what I think you should do. I know

742
00:39:40,960 --> 00:39:45,080
Speaker 1: exactly where he got his gear, so I think you

743
00:39:45,080 --> 00:39:48,320
Speaker 1: guys can call him as like, say, like, you're a

744
00:39:48,400 --> 00:39:51,839
Speaker 1: valued customer because he bought a ton of gear all

745
00:39:51,880 --> 00:39:54,719
Speaker 1: at once. So call him as like employees of the

746
00:39:54,760 --> 00:39:56,760
Speaker 1: store and say, I don't know if he won free

747
00:39:56,920 --> 00:39:59,960
Speaker 1: roses or flowers whatever they don't if you don't want

748
00:39:59,960 --> 00:40:02,560
Speaker 1: to give it away, and ask him who he wants

749
00:40:02,560 --> 00:40:04,600
Speaker 1: to send them to, like in the card, you know

750
00:40:04,680 --> 00:40:07,239
Speaker 1: how you guys? So okay, yeah, that sounds like it

751
00:40:07,239 --> 00:40:11,879
Speaker 1: would work. What was the name of the place. It's outdoors,

752
00:40:12,040 --> 00:40:14,239
Speaker 1: all right, cool, Well, we'll play a song come back then,

753
00:40:14,280 --> 00:40:18,160
Speaker 1: pretend to call him from outdoors and see if he

754
00:40:18,239 --> 00:40:21,120
Speaker 1: sends flowers to you or gives us somebody else's name. Okay,

755
00:40:21,560 --> 00:40:22,919
Speaker 1: Jamie is on the phone. If you missed the first

756
00:40:22,920 --> 00:40:24,640
Speaker 1: part of today's ward the Roses to catch a Cheater.

757
00:40:24,800 --> 00:40:27,719
Speaker 1: She thinks that her husband Derek might be cheating on her.

758
00:40:27,760 --> 00:40:31,839
Speaker 1: They have an open relationship, but they're only allowed five

759
00:40:31,920 --> 00:40:34,839
Speaker 1: people each year between the two of them, and they

760
00:40:34,880 --> 00:40:38,680
Speaker 1: can't get into any emotional relationships. And she thinks that Derek,

761
00:40:38,719 --> 00:40:41,040
Speaker 1: her husband, has entered into an emotional relationship with someone

762
00:40:41,080 --> 00:40:43,680
Speaker 1: all because he's suddenly taken up fishing. He bought a

763
00:40:43,680 --> 00:40:45,399
Speaker 1: bunch of gear and he's been fishing all the time,

764
00:40:45,719 --> 00:40:48,279
Speaker 1: rarely comes back with any fish at all, and it

765
00:40:48,360 --> 00:40:50,360
Speaker 1: just seems really weird to her. She doesn't think that

766
00:40:50,400 --> 00:40:52,400
Speaker 1: he's actually fishing every single time he goes out of

767
00:40:52,440 --> 00:40:54,879
Speaker 1: town to fish. So we're gonna call him right now

768
00:40:54,920 --> 00:40:57,200
Speaker 1: from the store where he bought all the stuff off

769
00:40:57,200 --> 00:40:59,120
Speaker 1: for him. I'm gonna offer him a twenty percent discount

770
00:40:59,120 --> 00:41:01,200
Speaker 1: on his next purchase. Nice, I'm gonna do that and

771
00:41:01,280 --> 00:41:03,479
Speaker 1: offer him some flowers to send to someone and see

772
00:41:03,520 --> 00:41:06,000
Speaker 1: if he gives us his wife Jamie's name or somebody

773
00:41:06,040 --> 00:41:09,240
Speaker 1: else's so generous. All right, Jamie, you're ready to cast

774
00:41:09,360 --> 00:41:15,279
Speaker 1: our lure out there into the water. I guess though,

775
00:41:15,360 --> 00:41:17,479
Speaker 1: all right, And I'm sorry, you know, I joke around

776
00:41:17,520 --> 00:41:19,440
Speaker 1: a lot. I know it's not really a happy situation,

777
00:41:19,520 --> 00:41:21,480
Speaker 1: and hopefully he's not cheating on you, But you know.

778
00:41:21,560 --> 00:41:23,040
Speaker 1: I mean, even the bad things in life, you gotta

779
00:41:23,080 --> 00:41:26,960
Speaker 1: laughed through sometimes, right, trying to help? Yeah, no, I know,

780
00:41:27,320 --> 00:41:29,440
Speaker 1: I appreciate it. All right. I'm on the Dallas one.

781
00:41:29,480 --> 00:41:48,640
Speaker 1: I'm right now here we go. Hello, Hey, is Bob

782
00:41:48,640 --> 00:41:54,880
Speaker 1: of calling from outdoors? I was looking for Derek. Oh Derek, Hey, Derek,

783
00:41:54,920 --> 00:41:58,759
Speaker 1: how you doing? I'm good? Good? Did did you hear

784
00:41:58,800 --> 00:42:01,560
Speaker 1: what it's calling from? Calling from outdoor? Just want to

785
00:42:01,560 --> 00:42:05,040
Speaker 1: say thank you for your business, Okay. I wanted to

786
00:42:05,080 --> 00:42:08,279
Speaker 1: also offer you at twenty percent discount on your next

787
00:42:08,320 --> 00:42:12,799
Speaker 1: purchase to say thank you very much. And also as

788
00:42:12,840 --> 00:42:15,160
Speaker 1: another thing, just to say thank you. We're sending flowers

789
00:42:15,160 --> 00:42:18,120
Speaker 1: to some random customers, doing some nice stuff for some

790
00:42:18,160 --> 00:42:21,880
Speaker 1: of our random customers this month. Interested. Oh yeah, I

791
00:42:21,880 --> 00:42:24,160
Speaker 1: mean that sounds cool. Next time you come in to

792
00:42:24,200 --> 00:42:27,120
Speaker 1: buy something. Just well, we got that twenty percent notated

793
00:42:27,480 --> 00:42:30,319
Speaker 1: on the file here, so that's fine. And did you

794
00:42:30,320 --> 00:42:36,040
Speaker 1: want to send these flowers to somebody? Oh? Yeah, I'll

795
00:42:36,040 --> 00:42:38,799
Speaker 1: send some flowers. You love the outdoors event we're doing.

796
00:42:38,840 --> 00:42:41,120
Speaker 1: Send to someone you love. If you want yourself, your mama,

797
00:42:41,160 --> 00:42:44,480
Speaker 1: or your grandmama, your grandmama's mama. You can write the

798
00:42:44,560 --> 00:42:52,440
Speaker 1: name as Devin, Devin, Devin Devine, you said, Kevin Devin.

799
00:42:52,760 --> 00:42:57,400
Speaker 1: She's a woman, Devin, she's a woman. Do you write

800
00:42:57,440 --> 00:43:00,520
Speaker 1: a message with these Yes, we have a card that

801
00:43:00,560 --> 00:43:04,120
Speaker 1: comes with it. You can say whatever you'd like. Yeah,

802
00:43:04,160 --> 00:43:07,440
Speaker 1: you can put I can't wait to go fishing again,

803
00:43:07,760 --> 00:43:11,719
Speaker 1: and you can put quotations around the fishing Am I

804
00:43:11,800 --> 00:43:14,400
Speaker 1: picking up? Well you're putting down correctly, quotations around the

805
00:43:14,400 --> 00:43:20,880
Speaker 1: fishing meeting. You guys ain't fishing fishing. Yeah, we're not

806
00:43:21,000 --> 00:43:25,879
Speaker 1: exactly we're not exactly fishing. I like your style. What's

807
00:43:25,880 --> 00:43:30,239
Speaker 1: your name again, Derek? I like your style, Derek? Oh? Well,

808
00:43:30,239 --> 00:43:32,600
Speaker 1: thank you? Yeah, except not really because I don't really

809
00:43:32,640 --> 00:43:35,160
Speaker 1: like people cheat on their spouse. Though, I don't really

810
00:43:35,160 --> 00:43:37,560
Speaker 1: like your style there as far as that's concerned. Wait

811
00:43:37,880 --> 00:43:41,680
Speaker 1: rubs me the wrong way. Actually wait what wait? What

812
00:43:41,760 --> 00:43:44,320
Speaker 1: did you say? Oh? I said I I don't really

813
00:43:44,600 --> 00:43:46,520
Speaker 1: like people who cheat on their spouse very much. Because

814
00:43:46,560 --> 00:43:48,280
Speaker 1: this is actually the Jewel Show. My name is Jewbil,

815
00:43:48,320 --> 00:43:50,200
Speaker 1: my name's ox Fresh, my name is English, haven't juble?

816
00:43:50,200 --> 00:43:53,919
Speaker 1: What did your ex? And go just dropped it? Fell? Wait?

817
00:43:53,920 --> 00:43:55,960
Speaker 1: What the hell is going on? Wait? Wait? What is

818
00:43:56,000 --> 00:43:58,120
Speaker 1: going on? Oh? I forgot we should also tell you

819
00:43:58,160 --> 00:44:01,200
Speaker 1: that your wife, Jamie is on the phone listening and

820
00:44:01,239 --> 00:44:03,040
Speaker 1: would like to talk to you about probably wondering who

821
00:44:03,040 --> 00:44:06,279
Speaker 1: Devon is. M Yeah, I would love to know who

822
00:44:06,320 --> 00:44:08,640
Speaker 1: Devon is. Didn't I tell you all? I told you.

823
00:44:08,840 --> 00:44:16,680
Speaker 1: I told you that I was right, he was cheating.

824
00:44:16,760 --> 00:44:19,920
Speaker 1: Do you have Are you with her? Now? I mean,

825
00:44:19,960 --> 00:44:26,080
Speaker 1: what's going on? You're say me, I don't even know

826
00:44:26,120 --> 00:44:30,120
Speaker 1: what's going on right now? Okay. I don't know how

827
00:44:30,160 --> 00:44:33,840
Speaker 1: you could not, But we're calling you from the radio

828
00:44:33,960 --> 00:44:39,560
Speaker 1: because I knew that you were cheating. Not cheating, Jamie,

829
00:44:39,880 --> 00:44:42,239
Speaker 1: Why are you sending flowers to a woman that's not

830
00:44:42,360 --> 00:44:47,759
Speaker 1: your wife? We're an open relationship, Jamie. No, we're in

831
00:44:47,800 --> 00:44:50,919
Speaker 1: an open relationship. And I told them the rules. Five

832
00:44:51,040 --> 00:44:54,320
Speaker 1: people you get to sleep with per year, no emotional attachment,

833
00:44:54,840 --> 00:44:58,120
Speaker 1: and also no hiding and no lying, and we have

834
00:44:58,239 --> 00:45:00,799
Speaker 1: to know about it. And you've been going fishing with

835
00:45:01,000 --> 00:45:07,760
Speaker 1: some woman named Devin. Oh my gosh, with with with quotes.

836
00:45:08,719 --> 00:45:13,719
Speaker 1: I'm not emotionally involved. It's called four play. Oh you

837
00:45:14,160 --> 00:45:17,560
Speaker 1: are you kidding? You're not emotionally involved. You're literally going

838
00:45:17,960 --> 00:45:21,760
Speaker 1: on trips with another woman and not telling your wife,

839
00:45:21,800 --> 00:45:23,279
Speaker 1: which is really weird to do if you're in an

840
00:45:23,280 --> 00:45:26,000
Speaker 1: open relationship, because all you probably have to do is

841
00:45:26,040 --> 00:45:28,400
Speaker 1: tell your wife and she'd be like, have fun quote

842
00:45:28,440 --> 00:45:33,040
Speaker 1: unquote fishing. Yeah, that's kind of what you guys do. Jamie,

843
00:45:33,080 --> 00:45:35,880
Speaker 1: you get nasty sometimes with this, so I don't I

844
00:45:35,880 --> 00:45:41,680
Speaker 1: don't really your best excuse, you know what. I think

845
00:45:41,719 --> 00:45:46,799
Speaker 1: we should continue this open relationship into divorce because that's

846
00:45:46,840 --> 00:45:53,200
Speaker 1: really your excuse. Seriously, I get nasty. They're emotional. I'm not.

847
00:45:53,480 --> 00:45:57,440
Speaker 1: We're married. How how do you how are you not emotional?

848
00:45:57,920 --> 00:45:59,680
Speaker 1: And also who knows how many times he's done this

849
00:45:59,719 --> 00:46:01,879
Speaker 1: with I was telling you. I mean he's been going

850
00:46:02,640 --> 00:46:06,600
Speaker 1: fishing for two months now. So well, you know what,

851
00:46:06,680 --> 00:46:09,920
Speaker 1: Devin doesn't act like this and it's not even emotional.

852
00:46:10,120 --> 00:46:12,520
Speaker 1: We just yeah, well you know what, good luck, good

853
00:46:12,560 --> 00:46:15,160
Speaker 1: luck with Devon and your open relationship that you won't

854
00:46:15,200 --> 00:46:16,840
Speaker 1: have with her because you probably won't be cool at it.

855
00:46:16,960 --> 00:46:21,040
Speaker 1: Also sounds emotional, Derek, because if I was not emotional

856
00:46:21,080 --> 00:46:23,520
Speaker 1: with someone for her, Yeah, if I was not emotionally someone,

857
00:46:23,520 --> 00:46:25,239
Speaker 1: I wouldn't stick up her. Also, I wouldn't know, Hey,

858
00:46:25,239 --> 00:46:29,040
Speaker 1: she doesn't act like this. Just shut up. You don't

859
00:46:29,040 --> 00:46:32,200
Speaker 1: know anything about my relationship. Just shut the I don't

860
00:46:32,280 --> 00:46:34,440
Speaker 1: want to know anything about it. I just want to

861
00:46:34,560 --> 00:46:37,920
Speaker 1: end ours. I don't want to know Derek. Also, you

862
00:46:38,000 --> 00:46:40,360
Speaker 1: just confirm my whole point that you were contradicting yourself

863
00:46:40,480 --> 00:46:42,200
Speaker 1: saying that I don't know about your relationship because I

864
00:46:42,200 --> 00:46:43,840
Speaker 1: don't because I'm not emotionally invested in you. If I

865
00:46:43,840 --> 00:46:46,080
Speaker 1: was emotionally invested in you, I know more about your relationship,

866
00:46:46,320 --> 00:46:51,600
Speaker 1: just like you know about Devin Boom. Try me again, Jamie, whatever,

867
00:46:51,719 --> 00:46:54,200
Speaker 1: we could talk about this later. There's nothing to talk about.

868
00:46:54,320 --> 00:47:02,279
Speaker 1: I'm siling for divorced by knowing you he's gone. You

869
00:47:02,320 --> 00:47:06,000
Speaker 1: couldn't handle my solid points. Yeah, Jamie, you you nailed

870
00:47:06,000 --> 00:47:08,480
Speaker 1: it though, Like you knew that he was cheating. Yep,

871
00:47:08,719 --> 00:47:12,680
Speaker 1: I told you, did I not? I mean, trust your guard.

872
00:47:12,760 --> 00:47:15,719
Speaker 1: All I can say is just like trust your gut.

873
00:47:16,040 --> 00:47:18,160
Speaker 1: So weird because you guys have a deal, you have

874
00:47:18,160 --> 00:47:21,000
Speaker 1: an open relationship. Yeah, I mean, look, it is what

875
00:47:21,080 --> 00:47:25,040
Speaker 1: it is. I'm glad I know now. M Like, I'm

876
00:47:25,040 --> 00:47:27,319
Speaker 1: thankful that we did this because now I can just

877
00:47:27,400 --> 00:47:29,560
Speaker 1: move on, like I'm how I'm done. I don't want

878
00:47:29,560 --> 00:47:32,000
Speaker 1: to say this, but I kind of do. It's it's appropriate,

879
00:47:32,040 --> 00:47:35,319
Speaker 1: but there are plenty more fish in the sea. Yeah,

880
00:47:35,520 --> 00:47:39,160
Speaker 1: out of everything, that was probably the worst thing that happened.

881
00:47:42,160 --> 00:47:44,759
Speaker 1: Thank you, Jamie, I'm sorry. Well, hopefully you won't get catfished.

882
00:47:47,880 --> 00:47:53,160
Speaker 1: Go on for days, Jane, I know. Hopefully care find

883
00:47:53,200 --> 00:47:55,200
Speaker 1: someone to hang out with him play go fish. Okay,

884
00:47:55,440 --> 00:47:58,880
Speaker 1: oh my god. The Jewels shows were of the roses

885
00:48:00,080 --> 00:48:03,560
Speaker 1: Jewbil Show on demand. I have an idea. It's the

886
00:48:03,680 --> 00:48:06,279
Speaker 1: Jewbil Show. That's not the idea that's already a thing.

887
00:48:07,120 --> 00:48:10,960
Speaker 1: My idea is that we start going to people's jobs

888
00:48:11,320 --> 00:48:14,319
Speaker 1: and telling them how they could do their job better. Right,

889
00:48:14,880 --> 00:48:18,160
Speaker 1: because people love to email us and tell us how

890
00:48:18,200 --> 00:48:21,160
Speaker 1: we could do our job better. And every once in

891
00:48:21,200 --> 00:48:22,879
Speaker 1: a while, it's going to stop down and go through

892
00:48:22,920 --> 00:48:25,400
Speaker 1: the emails that we get in because hey, we're we're

893
00:48:25,440 --> 00:48:28,640
Speaker 1: a service industry business, I think, right, we're here for

894
00:48:28,719 --> 00:48:30,759
Speaker 1: the people. Oh yeah, we're on frontline. We want to

895
00:48:30,800 --> 00:48:33,719
Speaker 1: make sure, yes, we want to make sure that you

896
00:48:33,760 --> 00:48:36,400
Speaker 1: know we're getting all the emails and requests that you

897
00:48:36,440 --> 00:48:38,600
Speaker 1: send to the show on whatever. If it's social media,

898
00:48:38,600 --> 00:48:40,160
Speaker 1: by the way, you can follow us at the Jewil Show.

899
00:48:40,160 --> 00:48:42,240
Speaker 1: You can follow all of us individually. I'm a jubile fresh.

900
00:48:42,280 --> 00:48:44,000
Speaker 1: I met that dreas I'm at Evan on the radio,

901
00:48:44,080 --> 00:48:46,080
Speaker 1: and like I said, you send in some and we

902
00:48:46,120 --> 00:48:49,879
Speaker 1: read it occasionally. I don't, I never do. But it's

903
00:48:49,880 --> 00:48:53,799
Speaker 1: time to go over some of the recent feedback from

904
00:48:53,800 --> 00:48:55,920
Speaker 1: our listeners that we've gotten in a little segment that

905
00:48:55,960 --> 00:48:58,880
Speaker 1: we're calling which we've always called it, Dear Jewbil Show.

906
00:48:59,160 --> 00:49:03,880
Speaker 1: Oh I love that. Brad has a few comments, requests

907
00:49:03,920 --> 00:49:06,000
Speaker 1: and suggestions on the show that he thought we should

908
00:49:06,000 --> 00:49:08,279
Speaker 1: go over today. Yes, I have three big ones in

909
00:49:08,320 --> 00:49:11,680
Speaker 1: the heaping pile of not such a fan messages. Are

910
00:49:11,719 --> 00:49:15,200
Speaker 1: these all complaints? Then I wouldn't call them complaints, but

911
00:49:15,280 --> 00:49:18,279
Speaker 1: they're just you know, you'll see. Okay, Our first one,

912
00:49:18,680 --> 00:49:20,839
Speaker 1: our boss has received an email about a dirty little

913
00:49:20,840 --> 00:49:25,520
Speaker 1: secret we did involving cat declining. Oh yeah, yeah, the cat.

914
00:49:25,600 --> 00:49:27,560
Speaker 1: The lady that called up and said that she got

915
00:49:27,560 --> 00:49:30,719
Speaker 1: her cat declawed. Yeah, and she was keeping it a

916
00:49:30,760 --> 00:49:33,040
Speaker 1: secret because people would be mad at her. Yeah, and

917
00:49:33,120 --> 00:49:36,200
Speaker 1: I quote here's the letter. After your dirty little Secret segment,

918
00:49:36,280 --> 00:49:39,120
Speaker 1: the conversation got a bit awkward, with the morning show

919
00:49:39,120 --> 00:49:41,759
Speaker 1: host going back and forth on whether declawing is good

920
00:49:41,840 --> 00:49:43,799
Speaker 1: or bad. We are thinking this could be a good

921
00:49:43,800 --> 00:49:46,560
Speaker 1: opportunity to offer some guidance on the drawbacks of decline,

922
00:49:46,960 --> 00:49:49,880
Speaker 1: which include how extremely painful the process is for cats

923
00:49:49,880 --> 00:49:53,080
Speaker 1: and potential for the development of behavioral problems. It's also

924
00:49:53,120 --> 00:49:56,560
Speaker 1: becoming illegal in more places. We think it's important issue

925
00:49:56,560 --> 00:49:59,080
Speaker 1: to educate those in our community that don't know the

926
00:49:59,120 --> 00:50:02,080
Speaker 1: reasons why declawing is so harmful to felines. I have

927
00:50:02,200 --> 00:50:04,120
Speaker 1: no idea, Like, I had no idea that it was

928
00:50:04,120 --> 00:50:07,080
Speaker 1: such a big issue, honestly, Yeah, And I kind of like,

929
00:50:07,360 --> 00:50:09,319
Speaker 1: try to educate you guys on the fact that they

930
00:50:09,440 --> 00:50:10,880
Speaker 1: say it's not the best thing to do. But I

931
00:50:10,920 --> 00:50:13,160
Speaker 1: honestly just didn't know anything about it. But I just

932
00:50:13,239 --> 00:50:15,080
Speaker 1: knew that it was kind of like you shouldn't do it.

933
00:50:15,160 --> 00:50:17,400
Speaker 1: We actually got a lot of just text messages in

934
00:50:17,440 --> 00:50:19,520
Speaker 1: it four one, six one and just random complaints for

935
00:50:19,600 --> 00:50:22,680
Speaker 1: people listening, like we declared a cat live on the air.

936
00:50:22,760 --> 00:50:25,200
Speaker 1: We didn't we legit. Had questions. I was like, I

937
00:50:25,200 --> 00:50:27,640
Speaker 1: don't know, is it bad. It wasn't even our secret. Yeah,

938
00:50:27,640 --> 00:50:29,239
Speaker 1: I don't even know who the woman was, right, Like,

939
00:50:29,280 --> 00:50:30,879
Speaker 1: some of the reaction that we got from listeners over

940
00:50:30,880 --> 00:50:33,120
Speaker 1: that dirty little secret was they were horrified that we

941
00:50:33,120 --> 00:50:35,120
Speaker 1: would even talk about it. The email goes on to

942
00:50:35,120 --> 00:50:37,520
Speaker 1: say one of the hosts, Evan, did a lovely job

943
00:50:37,760 --> 00:50:40,720
Speaker 1: of conveying reasons why decline is not suitable for kitties

944
00:50:40,800 --> 00:50:43,320
Speaker 1: during this segment. We appreciate all that he did to

945
00:50:43,360 --> 00:50:46,359
Speaker 1: advocate on behalf of Cats. Now on to the next one.

946
00:50:46,440 --> 00:50:49,320
Speaker 1: Alex is constantly getting messages directed to her on Instagram.

947
00:50:50,080 --> 00:50:52,440
Speaker 1: Here's one of the latest messages we received on at

948
00:50:52,480 --> 00:50:55,920
Speaker 1: the Jewil Show on Instagram. Alex, You're so funny. You're

949
00:50:55,960 --> 00:50:58,200
Speaker 1: why I listened to the Jewil Show. I hope to

950
00:50:58,400 --> 00:51:01,160
Speaker 1: someday have the life you have, but I need money

951
00:51:01,239 --> 00:51:05,040
Speaker 1: and started to go fund me for you. If you

952
00:51:05,160 --> 00:51:09,319
Speaker 1: could donate, I would appreciate that. I would definitely tell

953
00:51:09,360 --> 00:51:13,200
Speaker 1: people you donated. It's only set at twenty five hundred dollars,

954
00:51:13,280 --> 00:51:15,480
Speaker 1: but you can do more. I was confused. I thought

955
00:51:15,520 --> 00:51:17,840
Speaker 1: they go fund me was for Alex, but I guess

956
00:51:17,640 --> 00:51:20,560
Speaker 1: it's you want to give me twenty five hundred. Sure

957
00:51:21,239 --> 00:51:23,400
Speaker 1: gets asked for money all the time, especially around like

958
00:51:23,400 --> 00:51:25,160
Speaker 1: the holiday season, and you know what, like I actually

959
00:51:25,200 --> 00:51:27,879
Speaker 1: have given a families who haven't asked for it, really

960
00:51:27,880 --> 00:51:30,480
Speaker 1: who I've seen struggling, like all just Venmo and so

961
00:51:30,560 --> 00:51:32,319
Speaker 1: if you ask for it, though I definitely won't give

962
00:51:32,360 --> 00:51:40,760
Speaker 1: me to struggle in front of valley. Yeah, they post

963
00:51:40,760 --> 00:51:42,759
Speaker 1: pictures of your struggle. Alex might hear and be hey,

964
00:51:42,760 --> 00:51:47,600
Speaker 1: what's your We're going over some of the recent listener

965
00:51:47,640 --> 00:51:50,120
Speaker 1: feedback and mostly complaints that have been sent to the show.

966
00:51:50,400 --> 00:51:52,480
Speaker 1: Our executive producer Brad Nolan has gotten all of them

967
00:51:52,480 --> 00:51:54,600
Speaker 1: and gone through the most important ones that we should hear.

968
00:51:54,640 --> 00:51:57,759
Speaker 1: So it's a little segment called Der jubil Show. This

969
00:51:57,960 --> 00:52:01,960
Speaker 1: listener wondered, and I quote, I was listening to the

970
00:52:02,000 --> 00:52:04,480
Speaker 1: show the other day and you guys did something weird.

971
00:52:05,400 --> 00:52:11,200
Speaker 1: What the hell gibberish gorgons blocks is happening on my radio?

972
00:52:12,080 --> 00:52:16,640
Speaker 1: That was probably very confusing the other day. Well, off

973
00:52:16,680 --> 00:52:18,480
Speaker 1: the air a lot of times, because I always say

974
00:52:18,520 --> 00:52:19,960
Speaker 1: the name of the show pretty much the same, I

975
00:52:19,960 --> 00:52:22,719
Speaker 1: say it's the Jewel Show, right, and then off the

976
00:52:22,800 --> 00:52:26,160
Speaker 1: air I said, it's the Gorgon Spiel doing it. And

977
00:52:26,200 --> 00:52:28,120
Speaker 1: then we started doing it one day and I thought

978
00:52:28,120 --> 00:52:30,839
Speaker 1: it'd be hilarious that somebody's tuning in. No idea, who

979
00:52:30,880 --> 00:52:32,680
Speaker 1: we are never heard the show before, Like I'll check

980
00:52:32,719 --> 00:52:35,520
Speaker 1: this out. I'll see this new show and what it

981
00:52:35,600 --> 00:52:39,279
Speaker 1: sounds like, and instead they get the Gorgons Block. So

982
00:52:39,480 --> 00:52:40,840
Speaker 1: here you can be on the joke. Why don't we

983
00:52:40,840 --> 00:52:42,279
Speaker 1: give you a little taste of what that show is.

984
00:52:42,280 --> 00:52:43,840
Speaker 1: You can be in on it. Um call up by

985
00:52:43,840 --> 00:52:45,440
Speaker 1: the way eight to eight three three one oh six

986
00:52:45,440 --> 00:52:46,839
Speaker 1: one text and four one six one. If you want

987
00:52:46,840 --> 00:52:48,600
Speaker 1: to be a part of ken and you're gonna follow along,

988
00:52:48,800 --> 00:52:52,080
Speaker 1: and you gotta know exactly what we're talking about. Welcome back.

989
00:52:52,080 --> 00:52:54,359
Speaker 1: It's the Gorgon Spiel. My name's Geor Block and my

990
00:52:54,440 --> 00:52:59,160
Speaker 1: name is Wacky Zippity Do. Just called in a while

991
00:52:59,200 --> 00:53:03,120
Speaker 1: back and they walk gay talk was out of contrac talk.

992
00:53:03,920 --> 00:53:09,959
Speaker 1: How about you? That's coming up in just a few minutes.

993
00:53:09,960 --> 00:53:14,000
Speaker 1: We got another Wonky Tnky out there that don't forget

994
00:53:14,000 --> 00:53:16,240
Speaker 1: about the undercarriage. The Wonky Tnki's out there always forgetting

995
00:53:16,239 --> 00:53:20,840
Speaker 1: about the undercarriage. You know. Yeah, the orgaspill goes on.

996
00:53:22,280 --> 00:53:28,799
Speaker 1: That was h alright, Sue Wonky Tnk is in just

997
00:53:28,920 --> 00:53:36,080
Speaker 1: a little bye bye the Jewil Show on demand, Jebils

998
00:53:36,080 --> 00:53:39,560
Speaker 1: dirty little Secret. It's time for your dirty little secret.

999
00:53:39,600 --> 00:53:41,400
Speaker 1: Remember text in four one o six one. If you

1000
00:53:41,400 --> 00:53:44,360
Speaker 1: have a dirty little secret, you can tell us anything. Literally,

1001
00:53:44,600 --> 00:53:46,920
Speaker 1: whatever you want to say, nobody will know who you are,

1002
00:53:47,440 --> 00:53:49,439
Speaker 1: and we keep everybody anonymous because we don't even ask

1003
00:53:49,440 --> 00:53:50,920
Speaker 1: what your name is. That's why everybody who calls in

1004
00:53:50,960 --> 00:53:52,759
Speaker 1: to tell us a dirty little secret gets a fake

1005
00:53:52,800 --> 00:53:55,200
Speaker 1: anonymous nickname and on the phone right now to tell

1006
00:53:55,280 --> 00:53:57,840
Speaker 1: us a dirty little secret is The Jewilshow podcast is

1007
00:53:57,840 --> 00:54:02,040
Speaker 1: at the jewilshow dot com. Weird name? Hey that now? Hey?

1008
00:54:02,040 --> 00:54:04,239
Speaker 1: What's up? Jewelshow podcast is at the jewishow dot com.

1009
00:54:04,239 --> 00:54:08,840
Speaker 1: How are you? Hey? I'm doing great. I know you

1010
00:54:08,880 --> 00:54:12,120
Speaker 1: are because the Jewelshow podcast is dot com. Yeah, it's fantastic.

1011
00:54:13,000 --> 00:54:16,880
Speaker 1: What's up? Precisely? Um? Yeah, no, so I don't know.

1012
00:54:16,920 --> 00:54:19,000
Speaker 1: I'm kind of excited to tell you guys, my my

1013
00:54:19,040 --> 00:54:22,560
Speaker 1: dirty little secret. I'm excited to be told, am I.

1014
00:54:22,719 --> 00:54:26,440
Speaker 1: We're all excited. You know what happens when we're all excited?

1015
00:54:26,800 --> 00:54:30,640
Speaker 1: Should we say that we all get excited together? Yes?

1016
00:54:30,680 --> 00:54:33,640
Speaker 1: We Oh my goodness, we are all excited together for

1017
00:54:33,680 --> 00:54:37,000
Speaker 1: your dirty little secret. That's so much excitement, brod Are

1018
00:54:37,000 --> 00:54:43,640
Speaker 1: you excited? Yes, excited. I'm in one room yea excited. Stephanie,

1019
00:54:44,320 --> 00:54:49,200
Speaker 1: come on, let's let's find out if Stefanie is excited Stefani.

1020
00:54:49,280 --> 00:54:53,000
Speaker 1: Are you excited? She's excited. Our editor Richard Richard, are

1021
00:54:53,000 --> 00:54:58,879
Speaker 1: you excited? Okay, Richard, not excited. Other than that sounds

1022
00:54:58,920 --> 00:55:01,600
Speaker 1: like everybody has a pooper. Yeah, everybody in the studio, right.

1023
00:55:01,640 --> 00:55:04,480
Speaker 1: I was excited for this. It's better not be a

1024
00:55:04,520 --> 00:55:07,480
Speaker 1: bit a letdown a lot of hype. So tell us

1025
00:55:07,719 --> 00:55:12,360
Speaker 1: what your little secret is. Oh yeah, okay. So, um,

1026
00:55:12,480 --> 00:55:16,439
Speaker 1: I my ex girlfriend. Now, Um, about a year ago,

1027
00:55:16,600 --> 00:55:21,239
Speaker 1: I installed a air conditioning unit in her unit to

1028
00:55:21,360 --> 00:55:24,000
Speaker 1: her her apartment, and it was one of the ones

1029
00:55:24,000 --> 00:55:26,040
Speaker 1: where you can hook it up to your phone through

1030
00:55:26,400 --> 00:55:29,200
Speaker 1: Wi Fi Bluetooth and my control it from your phone,

1031
00:55:29,239 --> 00:55:33,759
Speaker 1: so it's nice. So at the time, uh, we hooked

1032
00:55:33,760 --> 00:55:35,480
Speaker 1: it up to both of our phones because you know,

1033
00:55:35,520 --> 00:55:38,280
Speaker 1: we were dating and I was over there all the time. Um.

1034
00:55:38,280 --> 00:55:41,160
Speaker 1: But then you know, I we broke up a little

1035
00:55:41,200 --> 00:55:46,440
Speaker 1: less than a year ago, and um, I kind of

1036
00:55:46,440 --> 00:55:49,680
Speaker 1: stumbled upon it that I still had the controls to

1037
00:55:49,840 --> 00:55:53,759
Speaker 1: her air conditioning. You and I don't know. She was

1038
00:55:53,840 --> 00:56:00,279
Speaker 1: kind of she was kind of so, um, so yeah,

1039
00:56:00,320 --> 00:56:04,200
Speaker 1: I have been messing with her air conditioning. I notice

1040
00:56:04,360 --> 00:56:08,080
Speaker 1: I check to see like I have notifications to tell

1041
00:56:08,080 --> 00:56:11,680
Speaker 1: me when she changes it, and I will go ahead

1042
00:56:11,719 --> 00:56:16,520
Speaker 1: and turn it right back up. It's amazing. Yeah, So

1043
00:56:16,600 --> 00:56:19,200
Speaker 1: like when she's home, I'll turn it down really cold

1044
00:56:19,400 --> 00:56:22,280
Speaker 1: and she call on the company to try to figure

1045
00:56:22,320 --> 00:56:24,560
Speaker 1: out what's going on. Yeah, I bet she does call

1046
00:56:24,680 --> 00:56:26,200
Speaker 1: him out and be like, hey, can you look at Americans?

1047
00:56:26,360 --> 00:56:28,600
Speaker 1: Like everything's fine? I don't know what the problem. So

1048
00:56:28,680 --> 00:56:32,120
Speaker 1: she hasn't thought of like changing her password. Yeah, and

1049
00:56:32,160 --> 00:56:34,520
Speaker 1: I don't know. I figured she'd try to change the

1050
00:56:34,520 --> 00:56:37,719
Speaker 1: password by now, But I keep logging on and I'm

1051
00:56:37,719 --> 00:56:40,600
Speaker 1: just getting better at messing with her. I've figured out

1052
00:56:40,680 --> 00:56:43,440
Speaker 1: to wait like twenty minutes and then turn it up

1053
00:56:43,480 --> 00:56:46,279
Speaker 1: really hot because I assumed she, like you know, goes

1054
00:56:46,320 --> 00:56:50,960
Speaker 1: to bed. Great revenge on the next though you ever

1055
00:56:51,040 --> 00:56:52,920
Speaker 1: needed revenge on the next? Did? A little secret? Is

1056
00:56:52,960 --> 00:56:54,600
Speaker 1: the place for ideas, It really is. There's a lot

1057
00:56:54,640 --> 00:56:56,759
Speaker 1: of good ideas revenge, but this is a good one

1058
00:56:56,800 --> 00:57:02,080
Speaker 1: because yeah, and it's not you know, it's not horribly mean. No,

1059
00:57:02,160 --> 00:57:07,600
Speaker 1: it is just enough to just throw somebody's day off enough. Yeah,

1060
00:57:07,719 --> 00:57:09,960
Speaker 1: it's just annoying. It would be very irritated because I

1061
00:57:10,000 --> 00:57:12,839
Speaker 1: like my temperature like seventy four always. I mean, even

1062
00:57:12,840 --> 00:57:15,040
Speaker 1: in the studio when I turned it down a few degrees,

1063
00:57:15,120 --> 00:57:22,240
Speaker 1: Alex gets very Oh my god. Actually Jubil is even

1064
00:57:22,240 --> 00:57:24,240
Speaker 1: more cold than I am. So I am all the time.

1065
00:57:24,280 --> 00:57:26,160
Speaker 1: You don't need to see me, I know. Sorry about that.

1066
00:57:26,280 --> 00:57:29,440
Speaker 1: Thank you. Well, that's great revenge that you're getting. Hopefully

1067
00:57:29,520 --> 00:57:31,480
Speaker 1: she never finds out and you can continue to do

1068
00:57:31,520 --> 00:57:33,360
Speaker 1: that to her for the rest of her life. Yeah,

1069
00:57:33,400 --> 00:57:35,400
Speaker 1: I'm hoping so. And I hope she doesn't like leave

1070
00:57:35,400 --> 00:57:38,480
Speaker 1: a bad review on my company because that's my buddy's company.

1071
00:57:39,400 --> 00:57:41,200
Speaker 1: Well maybe you know, one day he could screw you

1072
00:57:41,240 --> 00:57:43,880
Speaker 1: over and then that bad review is also revenge for you,

1073
00:57:43,920 --> 00:57:45,959
Speaker 1: So maybe it works all around. You never know. Here

1074
00:57:46,000 --> 00:57:48,680
Speaker 1: we go, we go, all right, Well, thanks for telling

1075
00:57:48,720 --> 00:57:51,320
Speaker 1: us you do a little secret. Appreciate it, of course.

1076
00:57:51,320 --> 00:57:54,320
Speaker 1: Thank you. Guys. What's your dirty little secret.