WEBVTT - Art Critic at Kids Finger Painting Class 0:00:01.960 --> 0:00:05.800 Hello, everyone, Welcome back to another episode. Oh Alchemy. This 0:00:06.320 --> 0:00:09.160 I am your guest host, Chris Alvarado, and I'm sitting 0:00:09.160 --> 0:00:13.800 in for Kevin Pollock today or am I. We'll figure 0:00:13.800 --> 0:00:16.200 that out in just a moment, but right now I 0:00:16.200 --> 0:00:19.120 want to meet our alchemist today in no particular order. First, 0:00:19.200 --> 0:00:23.479 let's say hello to Jackie d Ruthie. Oh hey, oh 0:00:23.520 --> 0:00:29.840 hey Jackie. How would you describe or define your personal style? Oh? 0:00:30.320 --> 0:00:33.879 That's really fun. Um. I mean my personal mottel has 0:00:33.880 --> 0:00:38.559 to do with my personal style, and that's confidence is key. Oh. 0:00:38.600 --> 0:00:45.200 I like a funky situation. I like a funky situation, 0:00:45.240 --> 0:00:49.040 and I believe that, like you know, you can pull 0:00:49.120 --> 0:00:53.640 off whatever as long as you're confident. I think that's right. 0:00:54.000 --> 0:00:58.720 That's what I That's what I believe. Um. But at 0:00:58.720 --> 0:01:00.480 the same time, I'm like a little bit of like 0:01:00.480 --> 0:01:03.760 a simple dresser, you know what you mean. I don't 0:01:03.760 --> 0:01:06.440 go like a bunch of I'm just like a little lazier. 0:01:08.080 --> 0:01:10.760 But I like a bold choice, like a like a 0:01:11.319 --> 0:01:14.520 something you'd were to like a sweatpant and like a 0:01:14.680 --> 0:01:17.880 CrOx and like a hoodie type. You know, I'm a 0:01:17.880 --> 0:01:20.679 cross gal. You know what it is is I like 0:01:20.760 --> 0:01:22.800 to describe my closet. It looks like a like a 0:01:22.800 --> 0:01:25.720 clown's room. Like it's just everything is very bright and 0:01:25.840 --> 0:01:29.360 all different colors. I really like, I really like colors. 0:01:29.400 --> 0:01:31.800 I own a few black T shirts, but that's because 0:01:31.800 --> 0:01:37.600 they're all heat shirts. Um heat, they're all Miami Heat shirts. 0:01:37.880 --> 0:01:41.360 But I really like, I really like a bunch of colors. But, 0:01:41.600 --> 0:01:43.720 like you're saying, you can do all of this if 0:01:43.720 --> 0:01:50.760 you have the confidence, all right, let's keep moving. Craig Katkowski, Welcome, Welcome, Welcome. 0:01:51.560 --> 0:01:53.640 This is this is a real question. Well they're all 0:01:53.680 --> 0:01:56.080 real questions, but I'm curious to hear hear your answer 0:01:56.080 --> 0:01:59.360 on this one. In your opinion, which is the most 0:01:59.480 --> 0:02:04.760 important element of theater? The script, the actors, or the audience? 0:02:06.960 --> 0:02:09.320 And those are the only options. Those are only options 0:02:09.320 --> 0:02:14.720 I'm giving you today, The script, the actors, or the audience. 0:02:15.560 --> 0:02:19.080 I think a good production and good acting can absolutely 0:02:19.120 --> 0:02:27.840 elevate a mediocre script. That and uh, terrible acting can 0:02:27.919 --> 0:02:35.080 ruin a great script. Um so. And I think you 0:02:35.120 --> 0:02:39.720 know audience, having a good audience is important. But uh, 0:02:40.160 --> 0:02:43.960 you know, if if a great show exists in front 0:02:44.000 --> 0:02:46.359 of three people who are watching it, you know who 0:02:46.360 --> 0:02:49.440 were only mildly interested. I think it's still a great show. 0:02:49.480 --> 0:02:51.960 I think all of those are are elements. But I 0:02:52.040 --> 0:02:55.520 say this as an actor, uh that it's it comes 0:02:55.560 --> 0:02:58.880 down to the acting. Oh. I love that. And also 0:02:58.960 --> 0:03:01.480 by the way, I love when you show, when you 0:03:01.520 --> 0:03:03.480 show your work like that, Like, I just love hearing. 0:03:03.520 --> 0:03:05.040 I just love you, Greg. Can I just say that 0:03:05.040 --> 0:03:06.880 out loud? I just love it. It's just fun to 0:03:07.000 --> 0:03:09.600 hear you like work that out in real time. Thank 0:03:09.600 --> 0:03:12.079 you for sharing that because I had to pick only one. 0:03:12.160 --> 0:03:15.560 But of course all three are important. All three are important. Okay, 0:03:16.320 --> 0:03:21.560 I'm moving on. James Heeney. Everybody say hello to James Heney. James, 0:03:22.000 --> 0:03:23.959 I have a hypothetical for you, okay, and I want 0:03:23.960 --> 0:03:27.120 you to answer this. You just booked. You just booked 0:03:27.120 --> 0:03:30.200 a major role in two different movies, but you can 0:03:30.280 --> 0:03:34.240 only accept one role. Now. One movie is starring The 0:03:34.360 --> 0:03:38.720 Rock and the other movie is starring Paul Rudd. Which 0:03:38.760 --> 0:03:48.000 movie are you are you going? Jeep was incredible, that's insane, 0:03:48.720 --> 0:03:53.680 I guess, I guess Paul Rudd. I really love The Rock. 0:03:54.120 --> 0:03:58.760 I mean that's insane. I love how personally I love this, James, 0:03:58.760 --> 0:04:01.760 this is this is an awful scenario up for you, right, yeah, 0:04:03.000 --> 0:04:05.480 oh my god, I love the Rock, but I have 0:04:05.600 --> 0:04:09.080 to choose Paul Rock. I guarantee you'd be well compensated 0:04:09.120 --> 0:04:11.920 for both roles. But if you pick the movie that 0:04:11.960 --> 0:04:14.200 the rocks, then you're gonna make it a lot more money. 0:04:14.240 --> 0:04:17.400 That's true. I mean that's very true. He makes a lot. 0:04:17.560 --> 0:04:21.400 But yes, I'll go for the I'll go for the 0:04:21.480 --> 0:04:23.640 Is it too late, I'll take the rock. The rocket 0:04:23.720 --> 0:04:27.760 is right, if that's what you're all about stuff, But 0:04:27.800 --> 0:04:32.040 I'll take a rock, then maybe that's right. Well, money 0:04:32.080 --> 0:04:34.960 what money was not get a choice as a component, 0:04:35.080 --> 0:04:37.640 But money was not a choice that important. He would 0:04:37.680 --> 0:04:40.559 have chose money. Let's keep moving out here. Let's welcome 0:04:40.560 --> 0:04:44.640 out tools. Singing everybody a tool? A tool. Would you 0:04:44.839 --> 0:04:49.440 rather do a solo dance performance or a solo singing 0:04:49.520 --> 0:04:57.240 performance dances? Is that because you're confident in your dance skills, 0:04:57.240 --> 0:04:59.920 are not confident in your singing skills? I think it's 0:05:00.120 --> 0:05:03.120 I'll stay on the positive. Confidence is key. Somebody wise 0:05:03.240 --> 0:05:07.279 told me that about seconds ago, and uh yeah, I'm 0:05:07.279 --> 0:05:11.560 confident in my dance skills, have rhythm um and so 0:05:11.600 --> 0:05:14.719 I feel very strongly that I could do that easily. 0:05:15.320 --> 0:05:19.920 I enjoy singing. But going to Craig's question, I might 0:05:20.000 --> 0:05:23.520 the audience would not. They would be it would be 0:05:23.600 --> 0:05:28.200 a concern. Gosh, No, I was just I would give 0:05:28.240 --> 0:05:30.359 a lot of money to see a solo dance concert 0:05:30.600 --> 0:05:35.120 with the tool. Oh you're so wonderful. Um. And now 0:05:35.520 --> 0:05:39.159 this just in. Things are getting crazy here in the studio. 0:05:39.560 --> 0:05:41.919 We have a special guest coming in. And this is 0:05:41.960 --> 0:05:44.760 strange because I'm hosting, but you all know him and 0:05:44.839 --> 0:05:48.120 love him. Ladies and gentlemen or however you identify, please 0:05:48.160 --> 0:05:57.000 welcome Kevin Pollock. Yes, Pollock everyone. It's an upside down universe. 0:05:57.560 --> 0:06:00.160 And uh, I'm so thrilled to be joining you guys 0:06:00.000 --> 0:06:03.400 as late as it is. And I'm so grateful to 0:06:03.440 --> 0:06:06.520 Chris for guest hosting today and allowing me to be 0:06:06.560 --> 0:06:10.040 one of the alchemists to to Dear James, I just 0:06:10.080 --> 0:06:12.680 want to say, take the Paul Rudd because A you're 0:06:12.680 --> 0:06:16.080 gonna kill it better in a comedy. B. H. The 0:06:16.160 --> 0:06:20.000 rock takes all the money, there'll be none left for you. Yeah, 0:06:20.400 --> 0:06:24.400 as you'd like to switch, I've got it in the 0:06:24.440 --> 0:06:26.800 books here. You were never switched over. To the rock. 0:06:26.960 --> 0:06:29.480 You were not allowed to switch over to the Rock's terrific. 0:06:29.520 --> 0:06:32.960 They're still on the rod. Yeah, and actually you spend time. Well, 0:06:33.000 --> 0:06:34.960 you know, that's a different podcast. It's different, you know. 0:06:35.240 --> 0:06:37.240 You know he's a great guy. But Kevin, I'm not 0:06:37.320 --> 0:06:39.080 letting you off the hook without a question. Now. As 0:06:39.120 --> 0:06:41.560 you know, because you've been in this zoom room, we 0:06:41.680 --> 0:06:44.040 have been. We are joined today by two alche Maniacs. 0:06:44.320 --> 0:06:47.560 That's Paul Hatton and Mike del Rosso. Right, they are here, 0:06:47.600 --> 0:06:49.280 they're joining us. This is one of the perks of 0:06:49.400 --> 0:06:52.520 being in Alchemaniac and they're having a good time. Now. Now, 0:06:52.560 --> 0:06:54.599 when you stepped away from your computer, I said, I 0:06:54.600 --> 0:06:58.760 gotta ask Kevin a question. He's a surprise special guest. Paul, 0:06:58.800 --> 0:07:00.479 do you have a question for him? And he said 0:07:00.560 --> 0:07:03.159 yes with the hesitation, and this was and this was 0:07:03.240 --> 0:07:08.320 his Yeah, this is his question from Okay, very specific question, Kevin, 0:07:09.279 --> 0:07:14.440 did you ever ignore a fan in Virginia Beach? Wow? 0:07:14.480 --> 0:07:19.800 That's really specific. I mean, I mean the answer seems 0:07:19.800 --> 0:07:24.880 sort of obvious. Do you recall it? Yeah? If the 0:07:25.000 --> 0:07:28.440 question was do I recall that? That's that's a question 0:07:28.480 --> 0:07:31.200 I can answer, whether or not I ever did seem 0:07:31.200 --> 0:07:34.440 self fulfilling in the question. And for the record, I 0:07:34.480 --> 0:07:37.360 would have much more appreciated a question from you, Chris. 0:07:37.400 --> 0:07:42.120 But listen, yeah, yeah, yeah, listen. Uh Paul Hadden if 0:07:42.120 --> 0:07:47.320 that's your real name, Uh uh maybe? I mean sure? 0:07:49.680 --> 0:07:53.040 Oh I like this. I like this attitude again from 0:07:53.080 --> 0:07:57.920 guests Kevin Paul Now, yeah, absolutely, he doesn't have to 0:07:58.000 --> 0:08:02.960 charm anyone. Yeah no, no, I actually know one as 0:08:02.960 --> 0:08:07.640 a partisant. Oh. I think I think we've said enough, 0:08:07.640 --> 0:08:11.960 so let's jump in. Let's jump into our show here. Um, 0:08:12.080 --> 0:08:14.600 as you all know, all of today's suggestions come to 0:08:14.680 --> 0:08:17.720 us from listener emails, and if you want priorities, consider 0:08:17.760 --> 0:08:21.760 becoming a Patreon v i P or Patreon alchemaniac. Right 0:08:22.000 --> 0:08:24.200 you can, you can watch us. You can join us 0:08:24.200 --> 0:08:27.880 for an in zoom session, plenty of perks, including bonus scenes, 0:08:28.120 --> 0:08:31.440 and your suggestions move up in the queue. So if 0:08:31.440 --> 0:08:32.880 you want to do that, please head on over to 0:08:32.920 --> 0:08:36.480 patreon dot com slash alchemy this, or if you'd like 0:08:36.520 --> 0:08:39.559 to submit a suggestion the old timing way. Gosh, it's 0:08:39.559 --> 0:08:41.160 hard to do when Kevin's watching this, by the way, 0:08:41.160 --> 0:08:43.440 because I'm using his cadence. But I'm gon keep going. 0:08:44.600 --> 0:08:46.720 If you want to submit a suggestion the old timing way, 0:08:46.800 --> 0:08:50.319 consider dropping us an email at alchemy this email at 0:08:50.360 --> 0:08:58.320 gmail dot com, that's dot com. Seen one comes to 0:08:58.400 --> 0:09:02.240 us from Alchemy v I p Andy Montoya and he says, 0:09:02.559 --> 0:09:08.040 seeing suggestion, harsh art. Critic goes to their kids finger 0:09:08.080 --> 0:09:17.280 painting class. Thanks and take care. All of you have 0:09:17.320 --> 0:09:21.040 done such a great job. I can't wait for you 0:09:21.160 --> 0:09:25.000 to share with your parents. This is just incredible work. 0:09:25.040 --> 0:09:27.600 You should be proud of yourself. Timmy, I'm pretty proud. 0:09:27.760 --> 0:09:30.120 First of all, what time do our parents get here 0:09:30.200 --> 0:09:35.640 and be don't patronize us, please, don't. You guys are 0:09:35.679 --> 0:09:40.360 such sophisticated students. I believe your parents should be here 0:09:40.480 --> 0:09:43.199 right at the I mean they might be already waiting outside, 0:09:43.480 --> 0:09:46.520 but when classes over today, they're gonna come in and 0:09:46.559 --> 0:09:49.160 look at all the work you've done this this year 0:09:49.240 --> 0:09:52.199 so far. My dad is a mechanic. He doesn't get art, 0:09:52.320 --> 0:09:57.440 but he's here. Oh everyone gets art. You just enjoy 0:09:57.520 --> 0:10:02.280 what you see. It's it's it's it's human nature. I 0:10:02.320 --> 0:10:05.520 love meeting people's parents because they seem to be like 0:10:05.559 --> 0:10:08.000 the building blocks of the little person that you guys 0:10:08.040 --> 0:10:15.000 are okay, parents, I'm persible atler as you know. Now 0:10:15.080 --> 0:10:17.520 we're gonna be taking you into the classroom. Now. Just 0:10:17.559 --> 0:10:21.560 a quick reminder, the kids put their hearts into these paintings, 0:10:21.559 --> 0:10:24.840 a lot of finger paintings. Um, I'm sure I don't 0:10:24.840 --> 0:10:26.200 have to tell you, but we want to keep this 0:10:26.400 --> 0:10:30.800 night a positive night. Okay, I'm sorry. Oh gosh, we 0:10:30.880 --> 0:10:32.960 got a lot of questions. Yes, what's going on here? Oh? 0:10:33.000 --> 0:10:36.600 Please you after you madam? Oh, I'm sorry, but um, 0:10:36.640 --> 0:10:40.120 I'm not a liar. So if I'm looking at something 0:10:40.640 --> 0:10:43.920 and it's not what they're telling me it is, I'm 0:10:43.920 --> 0:10:46.560 not gonna say, wow, beautiful tiger. If I'm just looking 0:10:46.559 --> 0:10:48.800 at a lava nothing, you know what I mean? Show me, 0:10:49.320 --> 0:10:51.720 show me the eyes, where's the nose, where are the whiskers? 0:10:54.200 --> 0:10:56.400 Say something positive? Or say nothing at all? What are 0:10:56.440 --> 0:10:59.120 we going with that? Yeah, perhaps it's that, Perhaps it's that. 0:10:59.320 --> 0:11:02.800 Just you know, we want to keep the energy light, sir, 0:11:02.920 --> 0:11:05.760 sir with with the accent here. Yes, and my profession 0:11:05.800 --> 0:11:09.080 as well. If something is not correct, I have to mention. 0:11:09.120 --> 0:11:11.840 It is part of my job. So I just want 0:11:11.840 --> 0:11:15.120 to look that up up front. You're staring at my shirt. 0:11:16.200 --> 0:11:18.040 Uh No, I was just reading it, so that's all 0:11:18.080 --> 0:11:22.920 I was doing. I mean, I stand by what's written 0:11:22.920 --> 0:11:27.600 on it. Yeah, well that's great. So yeah, okay, it's 0:11:27.640 --> 0:11:29.520 a little I guess the children can't read that, so 0:11:29.600 --> 0:11:32.240 though we should be Okay, all right, I'm gonna open 0:11:32.240 --> 0:11:35.560 the room. As you know, the teacher is Mr. Elder 0:11:35.640 --> 0:11:40.160 Regard and um you know, here we go. Hi, everybody, 0:11:40.200 --> 0:11:46.600 look who it is. It's your favorite RD. Okay, okay, 0:11:46.600 --> 0:11:49.120 So I just want to say it's been a pleasure 0:11:49.200 --> 0:11:53.000 working with your kids. I've grown as much as they've grown. 0:11:53.440 --> 0:11:57.280 We really are excited to show you our work. Daddy, 0:11:57.480 --> 0:12:08.560 Danny kind Son. It's great to see you. Yes, it's me. Yeah, 0:12:08.600 --> 0:12:11.160 I want to share you my painting. Okay, of course, 0:12:11.280 --> 0:12:15.079 Mr Mr e Can I show my painting? Of course? 0:12:15.400 --> 0:12:19.200 Of course. Um I can tell you the title, but 0:12:19.240 --> 0:12:22.080 I don't want to tell you what it is. No. Honestly, 0:12:22.120 --> 0:12:24.240 I think it's helpful if you do tell him what 0:12:24.280 --> 0:12:27.840 it is, because sometimes it's easier to explain with words 0:12:27.920 --> 0:12:31.040 than silence. That's what you said. We always say it's 0:12:31.120 --> 0:12:37.520 easier to explain with words that this is an octopus 0:12:37.559 --> 0:12:40.520 playing an oboe of violin and the drums and the 0:12:40.520 --> 0:12:45.120 title is music under the Sea. I love it, son, 0:12:45.720 --> 0:12:48.560 I see all of it. And let me tell you 0:12:48.760 --> 0:12:52.720 instructor that in my job, Mr, Mr Elder God, in 0:12:52.800 --> 0:12:56.480 my job, sometimes people explain things without using words. Sometimes 0:12:56.520 --> 0:12:58.920 people come in and go, my engine makes this noise. 0:12:59.720 --> 0:13:05.360 Grummmmmm grom and I have to deduce what could be 0:13:05.480 --> 0:13:09.760 the possibilities of Uh. It feels a little like you're 0:13:09.800 --> 0:13:13.560 you're judging me for having a Honda Civic. No, no, no, 0:13:13.600 --> 0:13:17.320 not at all. Not just say it's the not the accord, 0:13:17.520 --> 0:13:20.920 but it is. Uh, it is a Honda. Um. Just 0:13:21.160 --> 0:13:23.360 you decided at some point not to get the leite 0:13:23.600 --> 0:13:26.480 top model, the second model. But I will take a look. 0:13:26.480 --> 0:13:29.280 Can you explain to me what's exactly going on? Yeah, 0:13:29.440 --> 0:13:32.400 well it's cutting out a lot and uh, like, I 0:13:32.400 --> 0:13:37.000 don't know if I'm flooding the engine or somebody suggested 0:13:37.080 --> 0:13:41.720 online it could be a bad alternator online. Huh. I 0:13:41.720 --> 0:13:45.640 mean we go for all the answers in the world. Yeah, 0:13:47.320 --> 0:13:49.400 but I think when it when it conks out, it 0:13:49.480 --> 0:13:55.600 kind of makes uh cod sound. Thank you right there, 0:13:56.520 --> 0:14:01.240 you've narrowed down the problem. I'll be able to repair well, 0:14:01.320 --> 0:14:03.480 you see, why don't we step aside for just a 0:14:03.520 --> 0:14:05.199 moment so I could tell you a little teach your 0:14:05.240 --> 0:14:08.960 parents secret, so you see what the thing is is 0:14:09.000 --> 0:14:12.319 some of these kids do really trashy pictures. They're just awful. 0:14:12.640 --> 0:14:15.079 But your kids got talent. You can see the oboe, 0:14:15.160 --> 0:14:20.200 the violin, the octopus, right, so, and that's why sometimes 0:14:20.280 --> 0:14:24.320 we explain it. Does that make sense? Yes, you didn't 0:14:24.320 --> 0:14:27.920 need me to pull me aside for that. Let's step 0:14:27.960 --> 0:14:30.680 aside for just one more second. We'll see. What you 0:14:30.720 --> 0:14:33.400 don't understand is if I have a different setables for 0:14:33.440 --> 0:14:35.560 your kid, it's going to be pretty transparent. Kids are 0:14:35.600 --> 0:14:38.040 smarter than you think. Okay, don't be kind of sending 0:14:38.080 --> 0:14:43.640 to what was that? Were you? Okay? What's when? What's when? 0:14:43.760 --> 0:14:50.080 What's when's your parents? Which? When's your mom or dada? Well, 0:14:50.200 --> 0:14:53.040 my my dad's not here yet, so I don't know. 0:14:53.160 --> 0:14:57.920 I don't Okay, Well I like your picture. Thanks. Yeah. 0:14:58.000 --> 0:15:01.760 I mean I've been inspired Picasso for a long time, 0:15:01.880 --> 0:15:06.080 and sometimes I try to work outside the cubism and 0:15:06.320 --> 0:15:16.120 just get to the Hey, um, i'm your dad's secretary. Yeah, uh, 0:15:16.360 --> 0:15:20.560 nice to meet you. I'm here to check out your work. 0:15:21.240 --> 0:15:23.760 So well, I'll tell you what weren't you just tell 0:15:23.840 --> 0:15:26.600 him you liked it, you found some of it confusing, 0:15:26.840 --> 0:15:32.200 and you don't have to really stay. Oh it's your mommy. No, no, no, 0:15:32.240 --> 0:15:36.360 I don't. I'm so excited. Oh I don't have kids. 0:15:36.360 --> 0:15:40.360 Oh it's your step mommy. It's uh, this is gonna 0:15:40.400 --> 0:15:43.520 be wonderful. Have you showed her your artwork yet? Yeah, 0:15:43.880 --> 0:15:46.560 let's not put a title on her. Yeah, let's just 0:15:46.600 --> 0:15:51.560 make it clear. That makes sense, makes sense that here 0:15:52.680 --> 0:15:55.640 I don't know, I don't know. Have you shared your 0:15:55.760 --> 0:16:00.880 artwork yet? It's wonderful. He's actually refusing. He's actually withholding 0:16:00.960 --> 0:16:04.560 his artwork from me, And that's not how I roll. 0:16:04.960 --> 0:16:07.680 It's clear to see that you might not understand it, 0:16:07.720 --> 0:16:11.120 but if you want to see it, sure it's over here, Grady. 0:16:11.440 --> 0:16:17.640 That's the spirit there. It is Grady. I get art. 0:16:17.760 --> 0:16:21.440 Let me just hate that. He just says I get art. 0:16:21.480 --> 0:16:25.280 People who don't. But go ahead, okay, I think you 0:16:25.320 --> 0:16:27.280 just can. I just have a little tiny secret time 0:16:27.320 --> 0:16:31.040 with you. Just step aside a little bit. Grady's been 0:16:31.040 --> 0:16:35.600 a real aspect. I don't know what the problem is 0:16:37.280 --> 0:16:41.640 or whatever you'll talk about. Wish was asshole. It's a 0:16:41.680 --> 0:16:44.800 big it's a big one. You can't do anything about this. 0:16:45.000 --> 0:16:47.880 I can't do anything about this. I shouldn't even be here. 0:16:49.040 --> 0:16:51.280 I should even be here. I should be doing clerical 0:16:51.320 --> 0:16:52.960 work that gets me to move up the ladders so 0:16:53.000 --> 0:16:57.960 that eventually I too can be a litigator. But you know, 0:16:58.160 --> 0:17:02.200 not even family. No I'm not. You're not even family terry, 0:17:02.240 --> 0:17:05.760 which also is sucked up because I'm illegal. And yet 0:17:06.440 --> 0:17:09.320 he makes me agree. Okay, okay, I gotta get myself centered. 0:17:09.840 --> 0:17:17.159 Oh it's a wonderful. Hey, can you make sure this 0:17:17.240 --> 0:17:21.719 deposition gets over to to climb in facts? And how 0:17:21.760 --> 0:17:26.879 did everything? Uh? Go with the with the kid? Uh? Yeah, 0:17:26.920 --> 0:17:29.840 he's he does art. It's with his fingers and it's 0:17:29.880 --> 0:17:32.280 pretty good. His teacher is a bit off the rails. 0:17:32.359 --> 0:17:35.960 She wants to kind of talk with you. Um, but 0:17:36.680 --> 0:17:39.080 I'd really rather talk about the defication because I actually 0:17:39.119 --> 0:17:41.800 filed the taper work for it that I don't think 0:17:41.840 --> 0:17:45.159 that you read yet. But um, is anything not clear 0:17:45.240 --> 0:17:50.840 about the instructions I gave you? No? Um, your instructions 0:17:50.840 --> 0:17:53.600 were clear. It's that I finished. Are you asking me 0:17:53.640 --> 0:17:56.439 to give those instructions again? No, I'm letting you know 0:17:56.640 --> 0:18:00.840 that I took initiative and I started to do extra 0:18:00.880 --> 0:18:03.560 work on top of the work that I already finished 0:18:03.680 --> 0:18:06.200 that you asked me to do, just to show you 0:18:06.359 --> 0:18:10.800 that I am worth more than perhaps you see tell 0:18:10.840 --> 0:18:17.960 me tell me your name again? Three years? Oh no, 0:18:19.960 --> 0:18:22.679 look whose dad it is? I heard this guy as 0:18:22.720 --> 0:18:28.439 an actual art critic. What do you mean? Well, I 0:18:28.440 --> 0:18:30.840 think he does that for a living. I think that's 0:18:30.880 --> 0:18:34.040 his job. He says bad things about our We're good 0:18:34.080 --> 0:18:37.040 but probably mostly bad. Critic doesn't feel like as a 0:18:37.040 --> 0:18:40.880 positive association with it. I mean, to justify your existence? 0:18:40.920 --> 0:18:43.439 Do you have to put things down? I think, m hm, 0:18:43.960 --> 0:18:51.640 where's my fucking kid? Where's my fucking kid? This isn't 0:18:51.640 --> 0:18:55.879 gonna go. Well, where's your Where's where's your teacher? Oh? Hello, 0:18:56.280 --> 0:18:59.679 I'm mr elder Gard. You must be here for the 0:19:00.280 --> 0:19:04.400 teacher art show. Here's my card. I'm with the the Atlantic, 0:19:04.520 --> 0:19:09.320 all right? Oh, I've read the Atlantic. This is what 0:19:10.359 --> 0:19:15.919 you've read The Atlantic personally, what we talked to you 0:19:15.960 --> 0:19:19.840 over here. For a second, it feels a little bit 0:19:19.920 --> 0:19:21.720 kind of like you're judging me for only getting two 0:19:21.720 --> 0:19:31.240 pieces into the Whitney Biennial. Well, I am judging you 0:19:31.320 --> 0:19:36.200 fun face, and that's that's called for. No, it's not. No, 0:19:36.359 --> 0:19:38.680 it's not if you do funk face work and get 0:19:38.680 --> 0:19:41.400 two pieces only into the Whitney. Do you know how 0:19:41.400 --> 0:19:46.120 many times the biennial happens? Um, it's either every two 0:19:46.200 --> 0:19:50.280 years or twice a year. Sometimes these terms are confusing. 0:19:50.280 --> 0:19:53.879 I wish words would just all right, Yes, it happens 0:19:53.920 --> 0:19:56.720 every two years. It's very fucking fancy. So when you 0:19:56.720 --> 0:20:00.800 get two pieces in, be happy about it, all right. 0:20:02.040 --> 0:20:06.760 I saw you getting in Jeff Kuhn's face. Jeff con 0:20:06.840 --> 0:20:09.359 is the guy who doesn't even do the actual fucking work. Hey, 0:20:09.400 --> 0:20:12.159 anyone can make a balloon, all right, a metallic balloon. 0:20:12.720 --> 0:20:15.120 I mean I did. I did both of these sculptures 0:20:15.119 --> 0:20:18.880 and they did get into the Whitney Whitney Biennial. Yes, hey, 0:20:18.880 --> 0:20:23.280 why don't you tell me one more time? Well, I 0:20:23.040 --> 0:20:27.360 I just I just feel like you're being unnecessarily harsh, sir. 0:20:27.520 --> 0:20:31.280 Did you see mine? Look at this? Look at this 0:20:31.400 --> 0:20:34.160 young boy? This is this kid is five years old. 0:20:34.880 --> 0:20:38.680 His work is right next to yours. That's not cool. 0:20:41.119 --> 0:20:43.840 Look at it? Look at it? Are these are animals 0:20:43.920 --> 0:20:46.879 under the sea? Tom? Why don't you explain it. Oh. 0:20:47.920 --> 0:20:49.760 I know that you're a parent of one of the 0:20:49.800 --> 0:20:53.080 students here, but uh, you can't just bring in these 0:20:53.119 --> 0:20:58.240 statues and whoever this person is, um, uh, this is 0:20:58.280 --> 0:21:02.120 a nude statue. We've children here and like it's art. 0:21:02.240 --> 0:21:13.080 Can talk to you over her sing. Let's moving on 0:21:13.119 --> 0:21:15.000 to see number two. And it comes to us from 0:21:15.080 --> 0:21:20.800 listener Andre Durham. Hello, thank you all for existing suggestion 0:21:21.440 --> 0:21:27.920 the newest Bond girl, Dolores from accounting. Thanks Andre. Did 0:21:27.920 --> 0:21:31.960 you see Did you see this? They're they're doing a 0:21:32.000 --> 0:21:34.080 cattle call. They're doing a cattle call for the new 0:21:34.160 --> 0:21:41.600 James Bond movie. You know this internet flyer here? Oh 0:21:41.640 --> 0:21:45.560 my god, that's not that's the first thing flyer I've seen. 0:21:46.040 --> 0:21:48.480 Oh yeah, well, it usually goes to the spam of 0:21:48.520 --> 0:21:52.320 people's emails. But I don't get emails. I may spam 0:21:52.400 --> 0:21:56.240 my primary Dolores move moves, see let me see my 0:21:57.080 --> 0:22:03.880 must be female. I'm out hot. No, I guess none 0:22:03.880 --> 0:22:07.520 of us. I think. I don't think you realize that's 0:22:07.520 --> 0:22:09.760 not that's not a casting call. They're looking for a 0:22:09.800 --> 0:22:12.760 real secret agent. Look at that right up there. It 0:22:12.760 --> 0:22:16.280 says for real. Oh yeah, at the top. Yeah, but 0:22:16.400 --> 0:22:18.280 for real that's how you know it's real because it 0:22:18.320 --> 0:22:21.960 says it's for real. I mean it's I wouldn't say 0:22:21.960 --> 0:22:23.960 that if it wasn't but a waste to text. None 0:22:23.960 --> 0:22:26.199 of this it means anything does anyway? Okay, we all 0:22:26.240 --> 0:22:33.880 work in this office. None of us are so well actually, Dolores, Yeah, 0:22:33.920 --> 0:22:37.320 I'm uncomfortable with this line of thinking. Well, I didn't 0:22:37.320 --> 0:22:40.719 mean Dolores always has her hair up and has her 0:22:40.760 --> 0:22:43.320 glasses on. So I just look at this if I 0:22:43.400 --> 0:22:49.800 think if I take this hair down, Sorry, look at 0:22:51.400 --> 0:22:55.159 I'm sorry. I'll go back to my cub the transfer. 0:22:55.680 --> 0:22:57.760 If you not see the transformation moment and every motion 0:22:57.880 --> 0:23:02.400 picture where the awkward, nerdy girl takes down her hair 0:23:02.480 --> 0:23:06.760 and removes her glass, can you name one, She's all 0:23:06.800 --> 0:23:09.280 that comes to mind. But listen, Yeah, that's what I thought. Yeah, 0:23:10.600 --> 0:23:14.600 but no one does it for her. I'm sorry, my bad. 0:23:14.640 --> 0:23:17.199 I'll go back to my cubic clocks. Hey, I'll go 0:23:17.200 --> 0:23:21.000 back to my cubicle. Do it for her in that movie, 0:23:21.720 --> 0:23:25.600 like they give her a makeover, right, you know, but 0:23:25.680 --> 0:23:30.400 no one man handles her head, do they? Especially when honestly, 0:23:30.440 --> 0:23:35.320 I have such a sensitive scalp. Mr Bond Unfortunately, it's 0:23:35.320 --> 0:23:38.240 been a little difficult to find a new bond girl, 0:23:38.440 --> 0:23:42.920 as our internet flyers seems to be half casting call 0:23:43.160 --> 0:23:47.000 half actual really, so people are getting confused. So please 0:23:47.119 --> 0:23:53.560 forgive the the situation. You're not gonna kill me, are you. 0:23:54.000 --> 0:23:57.399 I'm just no, of course not keep up the search 0:23:57.760 --> 0:24:01.360 and um, I'll just do this next mission on my own. 0:24:01.520 --> 0:24:05.040 But please, Mr bond was it was? It? Um? Not 0:24:05.480 --> 0:24:07.920 right of me too when I was making this internet 0:24:07.960 --> 0:24:09.600 flyer to ask for somebody to be hot? Is that 0:24:09.880 --> 0:24:12.560 is that? That was? That was not personally I'm not 0:24:12.600 --> 0:24:15.200 happy with the term bond girl either. But let's just 0:24:15.400 --> 0:24:19.719 let's just have a name, you know, bring me every 0:24:19.800 --> 0:24:23.440 you know, just just give her a name. Okay, every 0:24:23.480 --> 0:24:27.520 bring you every Dolores in the country. My mother's name 0:24:27.520 --> 0:24:30.320 is Dolores. So yes, let's let's go with that. Okay, 0:24:30.400 --> 0:24:32.239 that builds, That builds a little more even and then 0:24:32.280 --> 0:24:38.160 a little more uh safe. Listen, m you're in charge. 0:24:38.200 --> 0:24:39.800 You don't need to test me. I just do that, 0:24:40.040 --> 0:24:41.840 you know. I just I'm older and so I kind 0:24:41.840 --> 0:24:44.520 of you know, confused with the way things anyway. This 0:24:44.600 --> 0:24:46.280 is a pen. It blows up if you throw it 0:24:46.280 --> 0:24:48.960 at somebody. Well, you're doing a ques job now is 0:24:49.000 --> 0:24:54.280 that cue supposed to be? Um? Yes? Um, my name 0:24:54.359 --> 0:25:01.080 is Dolores, right, you're all Dolores Is. Oh sorry, I'm 0:25:01.119 --> 0:25:07.879 Dolores Clatorus. I'm here for the casting call. Okay, is it? 0:25:07.920 --> 0:25:13.760 Is it? It pronounced Clitus? My last name is pronounced Clitoris. Okay, 0:25:13.800 --> 0:25:19.720 I'm sorry, I'm sorry. Oh that's okay, Mrs Clatorus. What 0:25:19.800 --> 0:25:28.359 was your what was your schedule? Time? Tot? I just 0:25:28.400 --> 0:25:30.439 want you to know that I come early because early 0:25:30.840 --> 0:25:33.960 is on time and on time is late in my world. Okay, 0:25:34.000 --> 0:25:37.520 well we are we are going to go with time scheduled, 0:25:37.720 --> 0:25:40.040 so you it is two thirty. Now you can go 0:25:40.520 --> 0:25:42.720 on into the room. Mr Bond may Or may not 0:25:42.800 --> 0:25:44.520 be there, but there will be an associate to help you. 0:25:44.640 --> 0:25:53.600 Thank you so much, thank you. Hello. Hello, my name's 0:25:54.359 --> 0:26:01.359 James Wonderful. My name is Dolores, Dolores Cloris, isn't it 0:26:03.000 --> 0:26:06.840 my last name is. I'm just running the camera back here, 0:26:06.880 --> 0:26:08.800 but I'm not sure it is this acting or is 0:26:08.840 --> 0:26:15.679