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Speaker 1: All, let's get it. Buckle up, hold on tight. We

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Speaker 1: got it for you. If it is strawberry letter subject,

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Speaker 1: my wife's mouth scares me one more time. My wife

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Speaker 1: mouth scares me. Dear Stephen Shirley, excuse me. I must

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Speaker 1: admit I am a reformed heathen. Ten years ago I

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Speaker 1: decided to change my ways and started going to church.

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Speaker 1: I met a woman there and we became friends. A

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Speaker 1: few years past and we decided we wanted to be

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Speaker 1: more than friends. But we decided to abstain from sex

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Speaker 1: until marriage. We made it two years before temptation got

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Speaker 1: the best of us and we had sex. It was

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Speaker 1: clear that I was more experienced than she was. Eventually

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Speaker 1: we got married and our love life is awesome. Now.

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Speaker 1: It took her a while to find her rhythm, but

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Speaker 1: now she is rocking my world. There is just one thing.

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Speaker 1: It's always just one thing. There's just one thing. When

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Speaker 1: we really get going, she starts cursing like she's on

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Speaker 1: deaf comedy jam. Now, even when I was doing my

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Speaker 1: dirt in the streets, I didn't curse because it just

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Speaker 1: didn't feel right to me. But my wife curses up

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Speaker 1: a storm when we're making love. How can I keep

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Speaker 1: the freakiness, but lose all the cursing. Please help, Okay,

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Speaker 1: I just say, come on now, I just aren't we

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Speaker 1: nitpicking just a little bit here about all of this.

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Speaker 1: I mean, really, it sounds like you're judging her. I mean,

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Speaker 1: it's your wife. You say your love life is awesome.

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Speaker 1: She's rocking your world. Now are you satisfied you've done

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Speaker 1: dirt in the past, That's what you said. This is

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Speaker 1: her dirt. Is one piece of dirt worse than the other.

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Speaker 1: We're having double standards here. I get your may not

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Speaker 1: like it, but you know, you got to talk to

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Speaker 1: your wife if this is not turning you on in bed,

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Speaker 1: just like I would tell your wife if you were

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Speaker 1: doing something that was bothering her. You got to talk

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Speaker 1: to her and let her know. Honey, can you cut

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Speaker 1: down on this? Some people, you know that enhances the

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Speaker 1: sexual situation something, and maybe that's what it does for her.

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Speaker 1: So you got to talk to her about this particular

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Speaker 1: situation if it's bothering you. That's what I have to say, Mr.

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Speaker 1: Reformed Heathen. Okay, obviously this letter is from someone similar

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Speaker 1: to me. First of all, I'm a reform Let us

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Speaker 1: begin with that God has to save us all from something,

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Speaker 1: and heathering was mine. I don't know what his definition

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Speaker 1: of heathen was. I am full aware of. So you

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Speaker 1: decided to change your ways and started going to church.

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Speaker 1: I met a woman then and we became friends. A

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Speaker 1: few years passed and we decided to abstain from sex

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Speaker 1: unto marriage. That right, there is a strong commitment to

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Speaker 1: your faith that alone speaks volumes. So I must commend

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Speaker 1: the former heathing. We made it two years before temptation

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Speaker 1: got the best of us. We had sex. I gotta

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Speaker 1: still taking my hat on. Two years, long time, dog,

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Speaker 1: two years A long time. I'm telling you, man, congratulations.

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Speaker 1: But things happened. Y'all had sex. It was clear that

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Speaker 1: I was more experienced than she was because she was

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Speaker 1: out there heathing it. He was out there doing what

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Speaker 1: heathing it correct and he means to to something. You

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Speaker 1: was out there slangy okay, so heathing, and when you

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Speaker 1: mispronounced it is heathing it. You was heaving it all

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Speaker 1: around him. M Eventually we got married, and our love

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Speaker 1: life is awesome. Now. It took her a while to

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Speaker 1: find her rhythm, but now she's rocking my world. But

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Speaker 1: that's just one thing. When we really get going, she

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Speaker 1: starts cussing like she on Death Comedy Jam. Jay. Ain't

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Speaker 1: you been on death Comedy Jam A bunch of times? Yes,

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Speaker 1: I've been on Death Comedy Jail and we went on

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Speaker 1: that took. Yeah. So when you're talking to two men

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Speaker 1: that's been that a matter of fact, Jane, wasn't you

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Speaker 1: there on the opening weekend at the Samet? Jade? Me?

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Speaker 1: The same thing man, the same weekend. That's where you

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Speaker 1: go to cuss. So we was cussing really and and

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Speaker 1: Rustle Simmons told us you can cuss more? What? Oh yeah? Now,

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Speaker 1: even what I was doing my dirt in the streets,

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Speaker 1: I didn't curse because it just didn't feel right to me. Well,

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Speaker 1: I see now you can't come in here and start

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Speaker 1: pumping out. You're doing everything, you know, why not cuss

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Speaker 1: your womanize and your abusing people. You're lying, you're cheating,

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Speaker 1: you're stealing, you're back biting, you're doubling down, your dirty dog,

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Speaker 1: low down, your pimping, you're playing. But you on cuss right.

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Speaker 1: Shirley said you shouldn't judge. I don't know why she

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Speaker 1: let me explain to you what the cussing his book.

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Speaker 1: you ain't blanking me like that? Oh you big black

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Speaker 1: Steve per your response to the strawberry letters subject my

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Speaker 1: wife's mouth. How many minutes I got? Here's me? You

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Speaker 1: had about four? All right, This dude wasn't a heathen.

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Speaker 1: Ten years, went to church, met a woman, got married.

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Speaker 1: two years of being celebrate, they had sex, they got married.

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Speaker 1: He's more experienced to her. But now she's rocking his world.

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Speaker 1: Just one thing where we really get it going. She

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Speaker 1: started cussing like she on Death Comedy Jam and I've

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Speaker 1: informed everybody. Me and Jay was there for the opening

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Speaker 1: cuss and he said, even when I was doing my

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Speaker 1: things in the streets, I didn't cuss because it didn't

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Speaker 1: Won't be making love. How can I keep it? Freakingness

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Speaker 1: with losing it? And I informed him that the cussing

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Speaker 1: here's the solution. You're gonna have to start cussing back.

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Speaker 1: That's all this is. You got to start cussing back.

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Speaker 1: And you got a huge words that kind of make

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Speaker 1: her throw off a little bit, you know. Oh hell no,

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Speaker 1: you ain't blinking nothing. You got the kind of insulted

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Speaker 1: Now it's words is coming out, yeah, you know, and

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Speaker 1: Like your mama, big blake heart of blank? What you

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Speaker 1: pop eyed? Blank? Yeah? Yeah, blank me like your ugly mama.

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Speaker 1: Come on, blink me, blink your big white tank booty black.

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Speaker 1: You're blinking harder than your mama's face. Yeah, mama, blank

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Speaker 1: me with them crooked asstoes. Come on, blank me with

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Speaker 1: your croaking toe shexy. Oh god, you papa, you think

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Speaker 1: blank face my mama. Yeah, you gotta bring your mom

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Speaker 1: into it, and you have to go back with you, blake.

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Speaker 1: You have to cuss back, and that off set it

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Speaker 1: when she cuss it. You cussed back and then off

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Speaker 1: set it. But you said all your cussing is insult.

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Speaker 1: He doesn't cuss. I mean, you know, even when he's

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Speaker 1: gonna have to implement it at least the next three

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Speaker 1: times and then it'll be real quiet. That's a good

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Speaker 1: testing enough, But it ain't the same. I've heard. Damn it.

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Speaker 1: Stop stop damn it now. I said stop. That's not

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Speaker 1: the kind of that's what different. Damn it? I said,

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Speaker 1: stop it? Okay, all right, think we're working around Wow.

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Speaker 1: So that's basically it. Yeah, how can I keep the

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Speaker 1: freakingness but lose all the customers got back? Yeah? That's bad.

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Speaker 1: That's bad. Must you're listening to the Stave Harvey Morning

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