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Speaker 1: Hey, everybody, welcome to a bonus episode of I Saw

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Speaker 1: What You Did.

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Speaker 2: My name is Melie to.

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Speaker 1: Jericho, I'm Daniel Henderson, and we are the bonnuttiest ladies.

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Speaker 3: You know, it's a tall order. There's a lot of pressure.

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Speaker 3: It's a lot of pressure, but I'll take it. I'm

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Speaker 3: feeling pretty bon nutty right now.

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Speaker 2: Yeah. Why is it intintestinal? What's going on? Yeah?

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Speaker 3: It is. It's a little crazy. Okay, I have to

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Speaker 3: talk to someone about this. You're gonna be the lucky

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Speaker 3: recipient of being the first person I'm talking to you

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Speaker 3: about this.

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Speaker 2: Fantastic.

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Speaker 3: I would like to know why dried apricots don't come

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Speaker 3: with a medical fucking warning. And the warning should be

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Speaker 3: if you eat more than two of these things, you're

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Speaker 3: gonna be on the fucking toilet all day and you're

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Speaker 3: gonna be farting yourself into space.

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Speaker 2: Wait, okay, is it do apricots?

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Speaker 4: Do?

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Speaker 1: They? Are they one of those fruits that are like

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Speaker 1: digestion aids or something.

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Speaker 2: I think, yeah, I pumpkin or something.

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Speaker 1: You know how like you can give a dog pumpkin

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Speaker 1: and it makes their stomach feel better? Is it like

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Speaker 1: an apricot that kind of thing was like, are you

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Speaker 1: constipated have one of these?

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Speaker 3: Oh yeah, it might be like it might have a

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Speaker 3: medicinal purpose, but it is not a comforting medicinal purpose

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Speaker 3: like eat this and you'll feel better. It is like,

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Speaker 3: eat this and be on the toilet for the rest

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Speaker 3: of the fucking day.

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Speaker 2: Okay, So what do you like to taste? Is that

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Speaker 2: what's going on?

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Speaker 1: And you're like, oh, I love these so much and

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Speaker 1: now I'm paying the ultimate price.

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Speaker 3: Well, I'm trying. I'm trying to be better about certain

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Speaker 3: things in my life, and I know that I can't

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Speaker 3: just keep eating orange tiktacs all day long. Like I

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Speaker 3: can't go through a fucking pack a day the way

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Speaker 3: I've been going through them, like candy.

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Speaker 2: Those are not actual fruit.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, they're not actual fruit. They're actually not even supposed

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Speaker 3: to candy. But like, I'm eating orange ticktags. And I

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Speaker 3: don't know if you guys know this, but the best

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Speaker 3: that the world of gummy has to offer is Harribo

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Speaker 3: sour gummy bears, which are the best fucking candy on

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Speaker 3: the market. And I can't I just eat a bag

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Speaker 3: of loo. I just I can't. I can't anymore, Like

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Speaker 3: I paid too much money to fix my teeth, and

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Speaker 3: I just can't eat candy all day, even though I

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Speaker 3: want to. I have an extreme sweet tooth.

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Speaker 1: So those gummies, so I tried. They make these like

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Speaker 1: gummy candies now that only have like three grams of

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Speaker 1: sugar or something like that.

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Speaker 2: They're like, oh, I try those smart sweets or some shit.

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Speaker 1: They were so sticky, yeah that I had to I

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Speaker 1: ate one of them, and I was like, oh my god,

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Speaker 1: They're like completely stuck to my teeth, and I just

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Speaker 1: threw the rest out because I was like, I'm gonna

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Speaker 2: All night, like that can't be good.

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Speaker 1: Like they're so sticky, and I'm like, oh boy, well,

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Speaker 1: I can't eat the healthy gummies because they're two.

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Speaker 3: And they taste like flintstone vitamins. Like I'm gonna do it.

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Speaker 3: I'm gonna fucking do it. I'm gonna eat sweets. I'm

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Speaker 3: gonna eat sweets.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, give me that.

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Speaker 3: Fucking normal ass gummy bear and roll that shit in

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Speaker 3: some sugar or some fucking salt or whatever the hell

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Speaker 3: they do. It's the best candy on the market, and

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Speaker 3: they're coughd. I think people are catching on because they're

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Speaker 3: constantly sold out in my my local uh grocery store.

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Speaker 2: Well, so how are they different from like sour patch kids.

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Speaker 3: See, they're not as intense as sour patch kids. Okay,

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Speaker 3: got it, They're not as like like sour patch kids.

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Speaker 3: You have a couple and you're like, my mouth is

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Speaker 3: fuck up. So it's not it's it's more it's still sour,

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Speaker 3: but it's a little more sweet than sour. And they're

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Speaker 3: just look, go get a bag, try it. You will

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Speaker 3: never look back. Yeah, they are the greatest.

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Speaker 2: Everyone wants to sponsor this podcast by all means.

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Speaker 3: Oh my god, send me a crate after, especially after

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Speaker 3: what I'm going to tell you, because I've been trying

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Speaker 3: and it's not even a lot probably for some for

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Speaker 3: most people, but it's a lot for me. Yeah, So

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Speaker 3: I thought, let me get some fucking dried apricots. Like

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Speaker 3: I know that they are sweet and they taste good

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Speaker 3: and like I've had them before, Like I feel I

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Speaker 3: feel like they're a good sugar substitute. I had six,

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Speaker 3: and they're like this big, Like they're not big. You've

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Speaker 3: had them or seen them at least. I ate six.

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Speaker 3: One night woke up from a dead fucking sleep and

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Speaker 2: Super colon blow.

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Speaker 3: That is what you're doing me, super colon blow from

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Speaker 3: six fucking dried apricots. And I'm like, why don't they

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Speaker 3: come with a warning or a prescription that's like, you

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Speaker 3: should only eat these in cases like, do not use

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Speaker 3: these a sugar substitute. You should only be eating these

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Speaker 3: in cases of extreme constipation where you're like five days

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Speaker 3: without pooping and your fucking colon's about to explode or whatever.

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Speaker 1: Well, see, that's what I'm wondering, is it? Are they

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Speaker 1: of the kind of thing like prunes?

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Speaker 2: Right?

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Speaker 1: It's like you got prunes in the house, you know,

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Speaker 1: it's like somebody over sixty five.

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Speaker 2: Is constipated type of thing? Right?

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Speaker 3: Absolutely?

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Speaker 2: Is that what apricots are?

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Speaker 1: Because and now I'm trying to think, have I ever

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Speaker 3: I think they are, but I don't think people know

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Speaker 3: they are. I don't think it's it's it's common knowledge.

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Speaker 3: They're just sitting innocently on the fucking grocery store shelf

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Speaker 3: they would you know, I don't know if they do

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Speaker 3: this at your grocery store, but like the floor changes

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Speaker 3: mass fucking grocery store. I got wood choking right now.

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Speaker 3: I am not joking. The rest of the grocery store

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Speaker 3: is like linoleum from nineteen eighty five. And then they're like,

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Speaker 3: but then we got the organic aisles and it's two

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Speaker 1: It's like, uh, you are now in the healthy section,

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Speaker 1: and you know this because it looks like some fucking

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Speaker 1: chip and Joanna Gain the shiplap bullshit. You're you're in

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Speaker 3: Exactly, always hanging moss from the signs, and she's like

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Speaker 2: That's some insidious fucking design shit man.

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Speaker 3: And somebody thought that up. This is the thing that

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Speaker 3: and everyone was like, hell, yeah, put some wooden floors

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Speaker 1: It's like when you're at Disneyland or something and you're

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Speaker 1: like you're moving from like the country Bears place to

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Speaker 2: You know, it's like the world's change and all over.

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Speaker 1: The like design is like different. Holy fuck, yeah, it

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Speaker 3: And they're like, if you want to get your kind bars,

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Speaker 3: This wood means, you know, there's no preservatives in this

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Speaker 3: like the worst gas of my fucking life for like

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Speaker 3: three days after, like bubbling gas, like I could hear

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Speaker 3: it in my body forming wow and I'm like, I'm

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Speaker 2: It's that fiber. It's like a moving man.

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Speaker 3: It's a clear out. It is a clear out. And

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Speaker 3: I do not understand why more people don't know about this,

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Speaker 3: or if they do know, they gotta start talking about it,

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Speaker 1: Well, I think the only answer is that I go

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Speaker 1: out and get dried apricots and see what happens, and

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Speaker 1: they're gonna have to put warning labels on these apricots.

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Speaker 3: You have to go get some, eat six. I'll even

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Speaker 3: give you the brand name of the ones that I had,

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Speaker 3: and then you have to eat six of them, which

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Speaker 3: I thought was a small or at least a modest

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Speaker 3: I'm going I'm scran screaming back to tik tac so

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Speaker 3: fucking fast. I ordered them from Amazon. That's how much

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Speaker 1: Yeah, you gotta get a Costco size, because at the

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Speaker 1: end of the day, it ain't worth it. Like health ache,

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Speaker 1: if you're just gonna be on the toilet all the time,

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Speaker 1: like come on, like maybe like once a year to

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Speaker 2: I mean, think, how about you snack a normal person every.

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Speaker 3: Nas every day.

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Speaker 2: You're you can't be at that level of the game

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Speaker 3: Every fucking day. I would be living half my you

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Speaker 3: know that's all like live your life like it's golden.

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Speaker 3: I'd be living half my life on the toilet. Live

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Speaker 3: your life on the toilet, Yeah, ain't worth I'd rather

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Speaker 3: have a handful of fucking I just I would rather

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Speaker 3: learn some self control. Essentially, these fucking dried apricots have

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Speaker 3: made me realize I would rather learn self control then

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Speaker 3: try to eat a healthy snack.

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Speaker 2: Yeah. Listen, I've been trying to cut down on the

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Speaker 2: sugar too.

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Speaker 1: Man. It's like really fucking tough I just told you,

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Speaker 1: like before we press record about how I've been like

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Speaker 1: popping off at people lately. Maybe the now I'm seeing

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Speaker 3: Maybe you're like, I'm not having sugar and it's black

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Speaker 3: coffee January because I like to punish myself.

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Speaker 1: Yo. So last night I was at a friend's house.

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Speaker 1: We're having a little dinner party. It was very cute.

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Speaker 2: One of my friends's husbands, this guy is a maniac.

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Speaker 1: Okay, Like he is doing dry January, which includes.

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Speaker 2: No sugar and no gluten. Oh, and I'm like he

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Speaker 2: was literally eating like pieces of lettuce. Last night. We

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Speaker 2: had like the dinner party was a pizza party.

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Speaker 1: So I was like, first of all, I would have

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Speaker 1: And I think that, like listen, I'm gonna I think

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Speaker 3: No, if it's not medically necessary for me to not

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Speaker 3: You know. Yeah, so look, it's all about the fucking balance.

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Speaker 2: You're just like making those little swaps.

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Speaker 3: But yeah, I'm making good choices. But those swaps will

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Speaker 3: no longer include dried apricots. They're fucking deadly. And I

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Speaker 1: Well, I'll have to go down to my local natural

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Speaker 4: Click, I'm got the club, my barnyard dance or whatever

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Speaker 3: Like fucking Russ Tamblin in that one movie where he's

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Speaker 2: Is that is that an episode of twin Peaks? Now,

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Speaker 3: the clip on Sloe. But holy ship, yeah, this fucking

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Speaker 1: Well, what else is up besides you not eating apricots

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Speaker 1: But a lot of the five bedrooms that you have

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Speaker 3: Have, there's just not a a little storage space, you know. Meanwhile,

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Speaker 3: But basically, I want my the space that I have

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Speaker 3: And I was like, and they were like the magnum condoms,

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Speaker 3: And I'm like, who was this? Who was ever this

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Speaker 3: Who ish? Who was she? Who was she? What fleeting

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Speaker 3: Oh my god, an expired condom is the fucking portent

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Speaker 1: because I don't know my mom listens to this episode.

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Speaker 3: And you can't recycle an old condom. You just have

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Speaker 1: God, it's so strange to think about that because I'm like,

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Speaker 3: Does this work? Like like a ninety year old is

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Speaker 1: It'd be like, I'm on vacation, I never expected this

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Speaker 3: When what happens? Jesus? And then but just to think that.

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Speaker 3: Who was this match? Who was that bitch? Is what

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Speaker 3: I want to know, that hopeful motherfucker? Who was she?

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Speaker 3: And this is embarrassing. This is not the first time

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Speaker 3: this has happened to me. I have thrown out condoms before,

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00:21:49,240 --> 00:21:51,439
Speaker 3: like like within the last five years. This is the

439
00:21:51,520 --> 00:21:56,640
Speaker 3: second time the condoms have expired in my fucking perview,

440
00:21:56,720 --> 00:21:59,720
Speaker 3: like in my world. Yeah, the second fucking time this

441
00:21:59,760 --> 00:22:02,119
Speaker 3: is happened. Who was that bitch?

442
00:22:03,119 --> 00:22:07,440
Speaker 2: Well, I mean it's just yeah, it's uh, I don't know.

443
00:22:07,960 --> 00:22:11,760
Speaker 1: I it's not even really about to me, It's it's

444
00:22:11,880 --> 00:22:15,639
Speaker 1: not the feeling of like I will never bone again

445
00:22:15,800 --> 00:22:19,399
Speaker 1: or something. It's more like I will never be as

446
00:22:19,600 --> 00:22:23,640
Speaker 1: like fun and crazy as I was or something. It's

447
00:22:23,640 --> 00:22:25,800
Speaker 1: not even about like that, like you know what I'm saying,

448
00:22:25,880 --> 00:22:27,679
Speaker 1: Like to me, yes, it was just a moment of

449
00:22:27,760 --> 00:22:32,359
Speaker 1: like remember spontaneous things, like do you remember like being

450
00:22:32,440 --> 00:22:36,040
Speaker 1: spontaneous and being free and fun? Like I just feel

451
00:22:36,119 --> 00:22:41,960
Speaker 1: so tired and not like I'm very plan oriented now,

452
00:22:43,040 --> 00:22:45,879
Speaker 1: like things are a lot more organized in my life

453
00:22:46,000 --> 00:22:51,080
Speaker 1: now and maybe a little bit routine so just like.

454
00:22:51,200 --> 00:22:53,919
Speaker 3: Yeah, I don't know now that that is exactly the

455
00:22:53,960 --> 00:22:56,240
Speaker 3: feeling where I'm like, oh, it's not that I'll never

456
00:22:56,400 --> 00:22:59,280
Speaker 3: I will live to bone again. I just will never

457
00:22:59,600 --> 00:23:04,400
Speaker 3: be this fucking person who's traveling with condoms at this

458
00:23:04,600 --> 00:23:09,640
Speaker 3: level in their own dedicated pouch, Like the next time

459
00:23:09,680 --> 00:23:11,919
Speaker 3: I bone. It's like, all right, I need to see

460
00:23:12,000 --> 00:23:15,639
Speaker 3: at least a year like you better hop on that

461
00:23:15,720 --> 00:23:17,879
Speaker 3: safe app. I need at least a year's worth of

462
00:23:17,920 --> 00:23:21,960
Speaker 3: your fucking STI tests, and you better fucking show me

463
00:23:22,080 --> 00:23:24,199
Speaker 3: on the app, like you better fucking air drop that

464
00:23:24,200 --> 00:23:24,720
Speaker 3: shit to me.

465
00:23:25,400 --> 00:23:27,320
Speaker 1: I need to know how many times you've been boosted.

466
00:23:27,560 --> 00:23:30,200
Speaker 1: I need to see your second COVID booster card.

467
00:23:30,240 --> 00:23:33,760
Speaker 3: You better be on that second card. I'm not fucking around.

468
00:23:33,760 --> 00:23:35,720
Speaker 3: You better be on that second card. You show me

469
00:23:35,720 --> 00:23:39,360
Speaker 3: a year's worth of the best TI fucking information. I'm

470
00:23:39,359 --> 00:23:41,919
Speaker 3: in bed at nine o'clock, so don't come at me

471
00:23:41,960 --> 00:23:45,119
Speaker 3: for sex after nine pm. You gotta work around my

472
00:23:45,200 --> 00:23:48,160
Speaker 3: fucking schedule. And I wake up like a fucking farmer

473
00:23:48,160 --> 00:23:50,720
Speaker 3: at five am. So I'm just saying, like, it is

474
00:23:50,760 --> 00:23:53,919
Speaker 3: not a spontaneous situation anymore for me.

475
00:23:53,960 --> 00:23:58,119
Speaker 1: Now, it's not like a public place, get get the

476
00:23:58,200 --> 00:24:01,040
Speaker 1: fucking sex pouch out, and let's just make it.

477
00:24:01,119 --> 00:24:02,560
Speaker 2: Let's just make it a wild night.

478
00:24:02,720 --> 00:24:06,240
Speaker 1: I mean that's not Yeah, it's just an rip of that,

479
00:24:06,840 --> 00:24:09,040
Speaker 1: of that spontaneity and fun.

480
00:24:09,720 --> 00:24:12,520
Speaker 3: You gotta play the boys to men. It's so hard

481
00:24:12,520 --> 00:24:15,639
Speaker 3: to say goodbye. Video over me throwing condoms into the

482
00:24:15,680 --> 00:24:17,240
Speaker 3: fucking garbage.

483
00:24:18,800 --> 00:24:21,480
Speaker 1: You need like all four members to be pouring a

484
00:24:21,600 --> 00:24:25,600
Speaker 1: sane Id's like on top of your pouch in a

485
00:24:25,680 --> 00:24:28,480
Speaker 1: crypt whatever it is in that video.

486
00:24:28,760 --> 00:24:31,680
Speaker 3: Put the condoms in a little coffin and just lower

487
00:24:31,760 --> 00:24:34,639
Speaker 3: them into the fucking ground while that camera shot is

488
00:24:34,680 --> 00:24:36,919
Speaker 3: going up and looking at everyone looking into the grave,

489
00:24:37,119 --> 00:24:40,400
Speaker 3: all the boys to men looking into the grave. It's

490
00:24:40,440 --> 00:24:43,160
Speaker 3: gonna be tight. But that is it truly is rest

491
00:24:43,200 --> 00:24:47,280
Speaker 3: in peace, spontaneity in adventure. Yeah, and really what it

492
00:24:47,359 --> 00:24:50,280
Speaker 3: is is rest in peace. Bodily recklessness.

493
00:24:51,080 --> 00:24:53,000
Speaker 2: Yeah.

494
00:24:53,040 --> 00:24:58,680
Speaker 3: So I am just not a bodily reckless person anymore. Yeah,

495
00:24:58,720 --> 00:25:00,879
Speaker 3: which is not to say that you know, anonymous or

496
00:25:01,720 --> 00:25:05,480
Speaker 3: one night sand sex is reckless. It doesn't have to be.

497
00:25:05,560 --> 00:25:09,360
Speaker 3: But for me personally, I'm just not that person anymore.

498
00:25:10,200 --> 00:25:10,439
Speaker 2: I know.

499
00:25:10,800 --> 00:25:15,600
Speaker 1: It's yeah, it's just age, just age age. But I honestly,

500
00:25:15,760 --> 00:25:19,680
Speaker 1: I definitely feel you. It's it's happened to the best

501
00:25:19,720 --> 00:25:21,040
Speaker 1: of us, for sure.

502
00:25:21,320 --> 00:25:23,399
Speaker 3: I feel like that again the same way that I

503
00:25:23,400 --> 00:25:25,800
Speaker 3: feel like dried apricas should come with a fucking prescription.

504
00:25:26,480 --> 00:25:31,439
Speaker 3: I feel like buying condoms over when you're single, if

505
00:25:31,440 --> 00:25:34,200
Speaker 3: you're buying condoms over the age of forty, you should

506
00:25:34,200 --> 00:25:35,800
Speaker 3: be able to get a full fucking refund for the

507
00:25:35,880 --> 00:25:39,120
Speaker 3: unopened box. And I feel like no one, like people

508
00:25:39,160 --> 00:25:41,520
Speaker 3: are now starting to talk about menopause in a real way.

509
00:25:41,680 --> 00:25:43,920
Speaker 3: No one is talking about expired condoms.

510
00:25:44,000 --> 00:25:46,040
Speaker 1: It almost feels like this is like such a good

511
00:25:46,080 --> 00:25:49,360
Speaker 1: conversation to have before we like answer some of these letters,

512
00:25:49,640 --> 00:25:52,920
Speaker 1: because we get a lot of these like fuck Mary

513
00:25:53,000 --> 00:25:54,880
Speaker 1: kill questions now and now I'm like.

514
00:25:56,000 --> 00:25:57,400
Speaker 3: Oh gosh, like.

515
00:26:00,480 --> 00:26:04,040
Speaker 1: Can I properly answer this question? After what we've just

516
00:26:04,160 --> 00:26:05,200
Speaker 1: talked about?

517
00:26:05,800 --> 00:26:07,600
Speaker 2: Who am I? Who am I kidding?

518
00:26:09,400 --> 00:26:13,240
Speaker 3: It is pure fantasy from start to finish, so we

519
00:26:13,280 --> 00:26:16,119
Speaker 3: can totally answer them. And the first one is pretty fun.

520
00:26:16,320 --> 00:26:17,200
Speaker 3: Do you want me to read it?

521
00:26:17,880 --> 00:26:18,160
Speaker 2: Yes?

522
00:26:18,680 --> 00:26:23,720
Speaker 3: Okay? The subject is FMK dance and dudes a dish

523
00:26:23,960 --> 00:26:27,000
Speaker 3: And it comes from Daisy who uses she her pronouns.

524
00:26:28,000 --> 00:26:30,800
Speaker 3: My queens, Thank you for providing me with a weekly

525
00:26:30,840 --> 00:26:34,359
Speaker 3: dose of screaming laughter pop culture references. I thought I

526
00:26:34,440 --> 00:26:37,600
Speaker 3: alone had stored in my brain an insightful film commentary.

527
00:26:38,280 --> 00:26:40,399
Speaker 3: I now save each episode to listen to at the

528
00:26:40,400 --> 00:26:42,919
Speaker 3: weekend when I'm doing my puttering around the house. I

529
00:26:42,960 --> 00:26:45,640
Speaker 3: love your deep friendship, the way you acknowledge and engage

530
00:26:45,640 --> 00:26:48,719
Speaker 3: with your listeners. Hello to my fellow esteemed dirt bags,

531
00:26:49,119 --> 00:26:51,919
Speaker 3: and your willingness to share so much of yourselves with

532
00:26:52,000 --> 00:26:54,920
Speaker 3: all of us. I just I love the esteemed dirt

533
00:26:54,920 --> 00:26:58,400
Speaker 3: bags reference means she's been listening from the beginning, from

534
00:26:58,440 --> 00:27:01,800
Speaker 3: the beginning. Yeah, Daisy, you and I love it. I

535
00:27:01,800 --> 00:27:06,159
Speaker 3: hope you enjoy and destroy this FMK, as I know

536
00:27:06,320 --> 00:27:11,800
Speaker 3: only you two can love you so much. Daisy incredible, Daisy,

537
00:27:11,840 --> 00:27:16,680
Speaker 3: we love you too. And she kindly broke this down

538
00:27:16,760 --> 00:27:21,080
Speaker 3: into two rounds, so we're gonna just jump right in,

539
00:27:21,640 --> 00:27:27,320
Speaker 3: enjoy and destroy FMK. Dance and dudes a dish Round

540
00:27:27,400 --> 00:27:34,280
Speaker 3: one the classics. Gene Kelly, Donald O'Connor, Fred Astaire.

541
00:27:36,040 --> 00:27:40,040
Speaker 1: Oh God, well, you know I got I got something.

542
00:27:39,840 --> 00:27:47,800
Speaker 2: To say about this. So I've actually thought about this before. Ooh,

543
00:27:48,160 --> 00:27:48,760
Speaker 2: because or.

544
00:27:48,680 --> 00:27:49,480
Speaker 3: You got this email.

545
00:27:50,320 --> 00:27:51,640
Speaker 2: Yeah, like I've thought.

546
00:27:51,440 --> 00:27:55,959
Speaker 1: About at least at least one of these people before

547
00:27:56,080 --> 00:27:57,240
Speaker 1: in a sexual way.

548
00:27:57,920 --> 00:27:59,439
Speaker 2: In a questioning sexual way.

549
00:27:59,520 --> 00:28:02,040
Speaker 1: Let me just say that, not like, yes, I can't

550
00:28:02,080 --> 00:28:05,800
Speaker 1: wait to do this like nineteen forty star, but in

551
00:28:05,840 --> 00:28:10,280
Speaker 1: that way that's like, do I think that this person isn't.

552
00:28:10,080 --> 00:28:11,120
Speaker 2: A fuckable person?

553
00:28:11,760 --> 00:28:15,800
Speaker 1: So I'm gonna set it up like this, I am

554
00:28:15,880 --> 00:28:18,240
Speaker 1: going to so we're gonna fuck Mary Kill, I'm gonna

555
00:28:18,280 --> 00:28:22,080
Speaker 1: fuck Jeane Kelly, Okay. And I think it's just because

556
00:28:22,119 --> 00:28:26,080
Speaker 1: he's got really good body confidence, yes, do you know

557
00:28:26,160 --> 00:28:30,080
Speaker 1: what I'm saying? Like he's a real slick mover arounder,

558
00:28:31,119 --> 00:28:35,440
Speaker 1: and I feel like those skills could only mean good

559
00:28:35,520 --> 00:28:40,240
Speaker 1: things in the bedroom. Solid And that's the one I

560
00:28:40,280 --> 00:28:42,920
Speaker 1: thought about before, because I want to say somebody that

561
00:28:43,000 --> 00:28:46,360
Speaker 1: I worked with was like Gene Kelly so fucking hot

562
00:28:46,360 --> 00:28:47,520
Speaker 1: and I'd fucked the shout out of him.

563
00:28:47,560 --> 00:28:49,120
Speaker 2: And I'm like, really, like, what.

564
00:28:51,000 --> 00:28:54,200
Speaker 3: Work in my classic movies must have been a goddamn

565
00:28:54,240 --> 00:28:57,280
Speaker 3: trip that you just hear that shit around the office, dude.

566
00:28:57,560 --> 00:29:00,280
Speaker 2: Classic movie people are some of the horniest peace people

567
00:29:00,280 --> 00:29:04,160
Speaker 2: who have ever lived, not joking, like it's like band

568
00:29:04,280 --> 00:29:07,360
Speaker 2: camp levels of horniness that it's just like it's unspeakable.

569
00:29:08,120 --> 00:29:09,320
Speaker 2: It's really unspeakable.

570
00:29:09,520 --> 00:29:11,360
Speaker 1: But yeah, sometimes I would fuck the shit out of

571
00:29:11,400 --> 00:29:14,200
Speaker 1: Jeene Kelly and I'm like, that is so weird. I'm like,

572
00:29:14,400 --> 00:29:16,760
Speaker 1: I don't even know how to process that. But now

573
00:29:16,800 --> 00:29:19,760
Speaker 1: that it's in this round, I'm like, Okay, yeah, makes sense.

574
00:29:20,200 --> 00:29:21,040
Speaker 3: Absolutely, he can.

575
00:29:21,120 --> 00:29:25,360
Speaker 1: He can move around. He has really nice legs, like

576
00:29:25,520 --> 00:29:28,240
Speaker 1: in them in that movie The Pirate. He has really

577
00:29:28,240 --> 00:29:31,600
Speaker 1: incredible crazy legs and you should look up clips from

578
00:29:31,640 --> 00:29:33,400
Speaker 1: it if you don't want to. Don't know what I'm

579
00:29:33,400 --> 00:29:35,960
Speaker 1: talking about, because his legs are insane. Okay, So that

580
00:29:36,080 --> 00:29:38,880
Speaker 1: means I would marry fred Astaire because I actually think

581
00:29:38,920 --> 00:29:42,760
Speaker 1: Freda Staire is very sweet, Okay, I he is my

582
00:29:43,800 --> 00:29:50,440
Speaker 1: dancing king, Like I love those Ginger Rogers fred Astaire

583
00:29:50,520 --> 00:29:54,240
Speaker 1: movie is like they're amazing, and I just think he's

584
00:29:54,280 --> 00:29:55,920
Speaker 1: got like i'd marry him.

585
00:29:56,040 --> 00:29:58,000
Speaker 2: I would. I would definitely marry him. And then we

586
00:29:58,160 --> 00:29:58,760
Speaker 2: just killed.

587
00:29:58,560 --> 00:30:01,840
Speaker 1: Donald O'Connor because I don't know, he's like the guy

588
00:30:01,960 --> 00:30:03,760
Speaker 1: the other guy and singing in the rain.

589
00:30:05,920 --> 00:30:10,480
Speaker 3: I'd kill him for being for being a second billing.

590
00:30:12,240 --> 00:30:14,240
Speaker 3: A fucking dare you try to approach me with your

591
00:30:14,320 --> 00:30:15,040
Speaker 3: second billing?

592
00:30:16,560 --> 00:30:21,320
Speaker 1: Get the second billing guy in the crosshairs and that's it.

593
00:30:22,680 --> 00:30:25,480
Speaker 2: So what about you now, I'm dying to hear.

594
00:30:25,360 --> 00:30:32,120
Speaker 3: What this one? Well, I'm killing Fred Astaire. I'm straight

595
00:30:32,200 --> 00:30:34,880
Speaker 3: killing Fredstare out the fucking gate.

596
00:30:35,920 --> 00:30:41,440
Speaker 1: Goddam mailed my husband America's favorite.

597
00:30:42,200 --> 00:30:44,640
Speaker 3: And I'm like, I don't know. He seems tiny and

598
00:30:44,720 --> 00:30:47,000
Speaker 3: I like his moves, but he just hurt. They all

599
00:30:47,000 --> 00:30:48,640
Speaker 3: seem I mean, Donal O'Connor is the only one that

600
00:30:48,640 --> 00:30:50,840
Speaker 3: doesn't seem like a tiny dude. But he seems like

601
00:30:51,600 --> 00:30:54,560
Speaker 3: a tiny, weird pedant. Like I feel like he would

602
00:30:54,560 --> 00:30:56,680
Speaker 3: be bossy and like tell me to do shit, and

603
00:30:56,760 --> 00:30:59,600
Speaker 3: I'd be like I would end up killing him just

604
00:30:59,640 --> 00:31:02,400
Speaker 3: because like living with him would be hell. Or like

605
00:31:02,440 --> 00:31:03,880
Speaker 3: if you worked with him, I bet he thought he

606
00:31:03,960 --> 00:31:04,240
Speaker 3: was hot.

607
00:31:04,280 --> 00:31:07,240
Speaker 2: Shit, he's doing a little soft shoe and then he's

608
00:31:07,240 --> 00:31:08,840
Speaker 2: just yelling at you. Is that you're saying.

609
00:31:09,240 --> 00:31:12,560
Speaker 3: He's like, he's all like, pum, get me a fucking whiskey,

610
00:31:12,600 --> 00:31:18,680
Speaker 3: sour bitch. Make I'm like, I projected this weird personality

611
00:31:18,800 --> 00:31:22,880
Speaker 3: onto him, So I'm killing him. Fred A Stair killed Kils.

612
00:31:24,480 --> 00:31:27,400
Speaker 3: I'm gonna fuck Donald O'Connor for the exact reason that

613
00:31:27,400 --> 00:31:28,760
Speaker 3: you're gonna kill Donald O'Connor.

614
00:31:28,880 --> 00:31:32,040
Speaker 2: I love a second billing underdog syndrome.

615
00:31:32,160 --> 00:31:34,480
Speaker 3: I love it under dog. I love someone who's gonna

616
00:31:34,480 --> 00:31:37,600
Speaker 3: try a little bit harder, who doesn't expect much, and

617
00:31:37,640 --> 00:31:41,520
Speaker 3: then fucking world rocking sex going on right there.

618
00:31:42,080 --> 00:31:44,280
Speaker 2: Yes, I mean, look, I get it.

619
00:31:44,560 --> 00:31:49,200
Speaker 3: And then Gene Kelly, I'll marry him. I feel like

620
00:31:49,280 --> 00:31:52,360
Speaker 3: he's he's he's he's got a little stodgy like, he's

621
00:31:52,360 --> 00:31:54,400
Speaker 3: a compact little dude. He can get a lot done

622
00:31:54,400 --> 00:31:58,400
Speaker 3: around the house. I feel like, you know, he's probably

623
00:31:59,040 --> 00:32:03,240
Speaker 3: of these dancers, he's one of probably my favorites. And

624
00:32:03,280 --> 00:32:06,760
Speaker 3: he's got a little attitude. Yeah, like he's already rocking

625
00:32:06,800 --> 00:32:09,680
Speaker 3: those high wasted pants in most of his movies, so

626
00:32:09,720 --> 00:32:11,800
Speaker 3: I feel like he would age into the high wasted

627
00:32:11,840 --> 00:32:14,840
Speaker 3: elderly pants really well. He feels he's he's got a

628
00:32:14,880 --> 00:32:21,440
Speaker 3: good an open spirit. He's got an open gender spirit. Yes,

629
00:32:21,600 --> 00:32:25,360
Speaker 3: A grade agreed, And I just appreciate that, and I

630
00:32:25,400 --> 00:32:28,840
Speaker 3: think that he's Yeah, I just but yeah, marry Geane Kelly.

631
00:32:29,520 --> 00:32:31,719
Speaker 3: Fuck Donald O'Connor, kill Fred Astaire.

632
00:32:32,160 --> 00:32:36,240
Speaker 1: Well, that is an incredible round. We have another one, though,

633
00:32:36,600 --> 00:32:40,320
Speaker 1: Ready for round two? This one's gonna break us in two.

634
00:32:41,800 --> 00:32:44,440
Speaker 3: This is the end. This is a friendship ending round.

635
00:32:45,120 --> 00:32:48,840
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, possibly. I don't really know what's gonna happen.

636
00:32:48,880 --> 00:32:51,080
Speaker 1: I have truly no idea what's gonna happen?

637
00:32:53,400 --> 00:32:56,360
Speaker 3: All right, get ready, fuck Mary, Kill, dance and do

638
00:32:56,560 --> 00:33:01,640
Speaker 3: is a dish round two gen x icons, Patrick Swayze,

639
00:33:02,480 --> 00:33:06,400
Speaker 3: Kevin Bacon, John Travolta take it away.

640
00:33:07,560 --> 00:33:12,400
Speaker 1: Okay, this is actually pretty simple for me. Okay, I

641
00:33:12,440 --> 00:33:14,880
Speaker 1: am going to fuck Kevin Bacon.

642
00:33:16,120 --> 00:33:19,560
Speaker 3: In Footloose specifically, only.

643
00:33:19,920 --> 00:33:25,400
Speaker 1: Specifically, and really only at the end of Footloose at

644
00:33:25,400 --> 00:33:27,960
Speaker 1: the school dance, which is where I feel he like

645
00:33:28,000 --> 00:33:31,760
Speaker 1: it all comes together for him. He starts to gel yeah, yes,

646
00:33:32,120 --> 00:33:35,920
Speaker 1: because he's wearing that like little weird tuxedo and he's

647
00:33:36,200 --> 00:33:39,680
Speaker 1: kind of got you know, everything's coming up Wren or whatever,

648
00:33:39,840 --> 00:33:42,280
Speaker 1: so it's it's great. And then the Vanilla Popper shows

649
00:33:42,320 --> 00:33:43,960
Speaker 1: up and he danced with anil poper. So that's why

650
00:33:44,000 --> 00:33:45,120
Speaker 1: I would fuck Kevin Bacon.

651
00:33:46,120 --> 00:33:48,040
Speaker 3: You would fuck Kevin Bacon so you can get to

652
00:33:48,040 --> 00:33:48,840
Speaker 3: the Vanilla Popper.

653
00:33:49,280 --> 00:33:54,840
Speaker 2: Yes, I would do a threesome with the Vanilla Popper.

654
00:33:56,200 --> 00:33:59,120
Speaker 3: You did say your mom listens to these, right, listen.

655
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Speaker 1: Is there any way that we can make this episode

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Speaker 1: not pop up on her feed?

657
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Speaker 2: Specifically?

658
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Speaker 3: That would be wonderful.

659
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Speaker 1: So I would marry And I say this with like

660
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Speaker 1: I have a body. I'm like, my my body is

661
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Speaker 1: responding so positively to the thought of this. I would

662
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Speaker 1: marry Patrick Swayzee so quickly, like my.

663
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Speaker 2: Whole being wants that.

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Speaker 1: Honestly, I love Patrick Swayzee as everyone knows y as

665
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Speaker 1: he's We have talked about him so much on this podcast,

666
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Speaker 1: through all the movies that we've talked about him, in

667
00:34:36,360 --> 00:34:40,520
Speaker 1: Roadhouse being a classic, But I just I love him,

668
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Speaker 1: and I saw that documentary about him and it made

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Speaker 1: me love him even more. So I would marry the

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Speaker 1: shit out of Patrick Swayze rip king, okay, which means

671
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Speaker 1: I'm killing John Travolta, and I think we know.

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Speaker 3: Why, probably for the same reason I'm going to kill

673
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Speaker 3: John Travolta. Ah, you're seventy street credicide. I cannot look

674
00:35:06,080 --> 00:35:09,480
Speaker 3: at who you are now and fuck or marry you.

675
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Speaker 3: You've got to go, John Travolta.

676
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Speaker 1: I was so worried that that was not gonna I

677
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Speaker 1: was like, what if she really wants to marry him?

678
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Speaker 2: Or I don't know, like I don't know how she feels.

679
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Speaker 3: I mean, you know, I have dirtback standards. They're not

680
00:35:22,320 --> 00:35:26,840
Speaker 3: even that low. I can't. I have dirtbag standards, but

681
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Speaker 3: I will not give up my morals to fuck or

682
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Speaker 3: marry John Travolta, which is why now I'm gonna fuck

683
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Speaker 3: Patrick Swayze. I think he's too beautiful to be tied

684
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Speaker 3: down to one woman, even though he was for his

685
00:35:40,000 --> 00:35:44,319
Speaker 3: entire I always like the king of marriage, but in

686
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Speaker 3: this fantasy realm, I'm just gonna fuck him and have

687
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Speaker 3: a good time and then, you know, call him every

688
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Speaker 3: once in a while.

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Speaker 2: I see it, I see it.

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Speaker 3: I would marry Kevin Bacon because I feel like he's

691
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Speaker 3: a real family oriented dude. I feel like he's gonna

692
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Speaker 3: bring me coffee during my dirtbag moments where I'm like,

693
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Speaker 3: I'm in my bedroom and your side of the bed

694
00:36:05,640 --> 00:36:08,640
Speaker 3: is filled with books, and you're just gonna bring me

695
00:36:08,680 --> 00:36:10,359
Speaker 3: coffee and go sleep in the guest room and you'll

696
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Speaker 3: be fine with it. So I'm gonna marry Hivin Bacon.

697
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Speaker 3: I feel like he has a good heart. His mom

698
00:36:19,080 --> 00:36:22,560
Speaker 3: was like a real revolutionary feminist type. Yeah, so I

699
00:36:22,600 --> 00:36:25,160
Speaker 3: just feel like he's kind of got something a little

700
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Speaker 3: extra that I can live, that I can live with.

701
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Speaker 3: You know, he still has to go away like most

702
00:36:29,360 --> 00:36:32,080
Speaker 3: of the people I would marry. He can't be around me, right,

703
00:36:32,600 --> 00:36:34,840
Speaker 3: but I feel like he would enjoy not being around me.

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Speaker 1: Yeah. See, I think that you made a good choices.

705
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Speaker 1: And now I'm actually fucking relieved. Is that it shows

706
00:36:41,600 --> 00:36:43,480
Speaker 1: me because I was like, I don't really know what

707
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Speaker 1: she's gonna say because we don't really have We never

708
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Speaker 1: have had that conversation about any of these guys.

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Speaker 3: No, and I will kill fred Astaire. So once you

710
00:36:51,960 --> 00:36:54,480
Speaker 3: hear that, you're like, this bitch could do anything. I

711
00:36:54,480 --> 00:36:56,640
Speaker 3: don't know where the folks she's going. She just killed

712
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Speaker 3: fred a stare.

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Speaker 1: She killed the man that I love, would want to

714
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Speaker 1: be with forever. Well, no, Daisy, listen, that was a

715
00:37:03,840 --> 00:37:07,080
Speaker 1: great one. Thank you so much for writing in we love.

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Speaker 1: Can I read this next one?

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Speaker 3: Yes? Please do so.

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Speaker 1: This next email comes from a listener named Zena, and

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Speaker 1: Zina writes, Hello, Milli and Danielle, what era of your

720
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Speaker 1: life can you imagine being made into a movie. Example,

721
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Speaker 1: for Danielle, the Alaska years or Millie training for a

722
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Speaker 1: weightlifting competition. Who would you want to write and direct

723
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Speaker 1: that movie? Also, what kind of creative license would be

724
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Speaker 1: taken with the story?

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Speaker 3: Zena, thank you, that's a good question. Oh god, brother,

726
00:37:48,640 --> 00:37:52,680
Speaker 3: just a bonus. Just the bonus is fine off the cuff, all.

727
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Speaker 2: Right, So what is your answer to these questions?

728
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Speaker 3: Well, I think Zena has has it kind of on point.

729
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Speaker 3: I think the Alaska Years would be a good movie

730
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Speaker 3: be from the point of my life. So I would

731
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Speaker 3: either say the Alaska Years or any of the years

732
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Speaker 3: where I wasn't dealing in expired condoms ha ha ha

733
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Speaker 3: twenty stories, but I think the Alaska Years coincide with

734
00:38:15,880 --> 00:38:18,600
Speaker 3: that time, so I would I think it would be

735
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Speaker 3: kind of interesting. And you know, you also never see

736
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Speaker 3: you just rarely see movies with black women in the

737
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Speaker 3: wilderness where they're not being hunted and killed. So I

738
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Speaker 3: would just appreciate a movie that's about a black woman

739
00:38:30,520 --> 00:38:33,040
Speaker 3: out out in these woods who's just being a fool

740
00:38:33,440 --> 00:38:36,759
Speaker 3: and just making really bad decisions, yeah, and just having

741
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Speaker 3: a lot of fun.

742
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Speaker 2: So who would direct it?

743
00:38:38,719 --> 00:38:45,799
Speaker 3: Though? I would write it naturally a dooy and I

744
00:38:45,800 --> 00:38:49,760
Speaker 3: think i'd want Wes Craven to direct it. Woh, because

745
00:38:49,760 --> 00:38:52,239
Speaker 3: in terms of like taking liberty with the story, I

746
00:38:52,280 --> 00:38:55,279
Speaker 3: think that my Alaska year should have me as a

747
00:38:55,320 --> 00:38:58,480
Speaker 3: serial killer. Oh yeah, so i'd want Wes Craven to

748
00:38:58,520 --> 00:39:00,880
Speaker 3: kind of bring a little flavor too, yeah to this

749
00:39:00,920 --> 00:39:01,600
Speaker 3: part of the story.

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Speaker 1: Okay, I'm glad that you brought up dead directors because

751
00:39:05,000 --> 00:39:07,040
Speaker 1: I want a dead director too. So we would have

752
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Speaker 1: to like revive the corpse of a person to direct

753
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Speaker 1: this film, even.

754
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Speaker 3: Cier, I love it. Get the course of Craven in

755
00:39:13,960 --> 00:39:14,520
Speaker 3: that chair.

756
00:39:15,040 --> 00:39:18,560
Speaker 2: Okay, well, I because I that's what I was thinking too.

757
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Speaker 1: Well, I gotta be honest with you, Like I thought

758
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Speaker 1: about this just now and was like, well, most of

759
00:39:24,320 --> 00:39:27,839
Speaker 1: my life has been pretty like there have been other

760
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Speaker 1: things that have been made. Like I was like, oh,

761
00:39:30,520 --> 00:39:32,200
Speaker 1: I can talk about when I worked in college radio.

762
00:39:32,400 --> 00:39:36,400
Speaker 1: There's probably one hundred radio this pump up the volume

763
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Speaker 1: probably did it better than ever I ever could, or

764
00:39:39,360 --> 00:39:41,719
Speaker 1: like working at a record store high fidelity, like there's

765
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Speaker 1: a movie about it.

766
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Speaker 2: But if we were going to do.

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Speaker 1: The weightlifting competition, that would be fucking awesome. Actually, I

768
00:39:52,239 --> 00:39:59,320
Speaker 1: would love to see either the Ghost of Russ Meyer

769
00:39:59,760 --> 00:40:04,040
Speaker 1: or Andy Scenaris direct that movie because you need like

770
00:40:04,280 --> 00:40:09,239
Speaker 1: some real over the top director who's gonna really like

771
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Speaker 1: lean in to like the weightlifting, the women's weightlifting thing,

772
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Speaker 1: like get some boobs in there, get some butts in there.

773
00:40:22,520 --> 00:40:24,759
Speaker 3: That would be awesome my new business card. Get some

774
00:40:24,800 --> 00:40:28,480
Speaker 3: boobs in there, get some butts in there, fax me

775
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Speaker 3: at one.

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Speaker 1: Yes, it would be like a fictitious pumping iron, but

777
00:40:34,800 --> 00:40:37,440
Speaker 1: with women nice. So it would be like, you know,

778
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Speaker 1: like a lot of like tight butts in like you know,

779
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Speaker 1: like work out songs and.

780
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Speaker 2: Stuff like that.

781
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Speaker 1: And it's not objectification because I've written the film, I've.

782
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Speaker 2: Written my life story. I like it now creative license.

783
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Speaker 1: I mean I think we could also like stop a

784
00:41:01,520 --> 00:41:04,279
Speaker 1: drug cartel or something like that would be a very

785
00:41:04,320 --> 00:41:07,840
Speaker 1: Andy Sinaris type of thing that happened. So yeah, I mean,

786
00:41:08,080 --> 00:41:10,640
Speaker 1: definitely some level. It would be like a full on

787
00:41:10,760 --> 00:41:15,560
Speaker 1: exploitation movie. Let's get serious, like women's weightlifting. It's pretty

788
00:41:15,600 --> 00:41:17,200
Speaker 1: much that that vibe.

789
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Speaker 3: So I like it. I like this question so much.

790
00:41:20,360 --> 00:41:24,120
Speaker 3: I think we should revisit it from time to time. Unorthodox,

791
00:41:24,200 --> 00:41:24,600
Speaker 3: I know.

792
00:41:25,239 --> 00:41:27,440
Speaker 2: Yeah, but I think ever question.

793
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Speaker 3: Yes. Thanks thank you so much for this ever green question.

794
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Speaker 3: We have time for one more, I believe we're making

795
00:41:36,040 --> 00:41:39,279
Speaker 3: time for one more. Yes. This next question is from

796
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Speaker 3: sewn in Chicago and the subject is raspy voiced actresses

797
00:41:45,520 --> 00:41:50,120
Speaker 3: and the people that love them. Hi, Danielle, Millie Casey,

798
00:41:50,320 --> 00:41:54,880
Speaker 3: and the whole ISWYD team. Oh thanks Sean for mentioning

799
00:41:54,920 --> 00:41:59,040
Speaker 3: our team. That's so sweet. I've been a fervent listener

800
00:41:59,080 --> 00:42:02,120
Speaker 3: since the jump, which means I'm also a fervent calculer

801
00:42:02,160 --> 00:42:05,360
Speaker 3: every Tuesday. Thank you so much for bringing joy and

802
00:42:05,400 --> 00:42:09,880
Speaker 3: curiosity to my headphones every week. My question is probably

803
00:42:09,880 --> 00:42:12,840
Speaker 3: weird ast shit, but I'm gonna ask it anyway. Where

804
00:42:12,880 --> 00:42:17,000
Speaker 3: are all the grown up actresses with sexy, husky, raspy voices.

805
00:42:17,840 --> 00:42:19,600
Speaker 3: I don't mean to be a creep by this question,

806
00:42:19,680 --> 00:42:23,320
Speaker 3: I swear. I just remember being enraptured by certain actresses

807
00:42:23,320 --> 00:42:27,040
Speaker 3: growing up, and a big commonality among them was the voice.

808
00:42:27,160 --> 00:42:29,880
Speaker 3: These were often women who looked mature, not to be

809
00:42:29,880 --> 00:42:32,440
Speaker 3: read as old, and sounded like they knew a thing

810
00:42:32,560 --> 00:42:36,040
Speaker 3: or two. Kathy Moriarty and Kathleen Turner come to mind.

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Speaker 3: For the record, I'm a grown gay man today, so

812
00:42:39,760 --> 00:42:42,799
Speaker 3: maybe this was just a niche idolizing of actresses, which

813
00:42:42,800 --> 00:42:45,719
Speaker 3: has always been common in our tribe and let me also,

814
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Speaker 3: I'm gonna break for the letter for a minute to

815
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Speaker 3: say that. Had Sean not included that part, I don't

816
00:42:50,360 --> 00:42:51,919
Speaker 3: think I would be reading this. I'd be like, who

817
00:42:51,960 --> 00:42:54,719
Speaker 3: was this dude who's writing to us? Being like where

818
00:42:54,760 --> 00:43:00,480
Speaker 3: all the women at? So thank you for including that, Sean.

819
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Speaker 2: I love it.

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Speaker 3: Sean continues, I know we have Scarlet Johanson today, but

821
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Speaker 3: it doesn't feel the same. I'd much rather have to say, wait,

822
00:43:08,880 --> 00:43:12,080
Speaker 3: they're trying to pretend Kathleen Turner is sixteen and Peggy

823
00:43:12,160 --> 00:43:14,879
Speaker 3: Sue got married than have a thirty one year old

824
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Speaker 3: with a baby voice play a saloon singer, which seems

825
00:43:17,680 --> 00:43:20,120
Speaker 3: to be more common in casting today. Do you have

826
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Speaker 3: any thoughts on this trend? Maybe it's just the decline

827
00:43:22,480 --> 00:43:25,440
Speaker 3: in the American cigarette smoking habit. I don't know. Are

828
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Speaker 3: there any actresses you can think of today who fit

829
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Speaker 3: the bill? Thank you so much? And Sean includes a PS,

830
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Speaker 3: I'd like to posthumously not nominate George Sanders for the

831
00:43:36,040 --> 00:43:40,080
Speaker 3: Lifetime Creep Award. And I may also suggest Bobby Canna

832
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Speaker 3: Valley to take over the role of erotic thriller leading

833
00:43:43,200 --> 00:43:45,960
Speaker 3: man aka the guy who feels a little bad about

834
00:43:46,040 --> 00:43:47,880
Speaker 3: cheating on his wife, but he's gonna do it anyway.

835
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Speaker 3: Best to Sean in Chicago. Sean, what an epic letter.

836
00:43:51,719 --> 00:43:54,759
Speaker 3: Give us so much my friends with Sean. Let's get

837
00:43:54,800 --> 00:43:58,080
Speaker 3: that right off. I know now this is such so

838
00:43:58,200 --> 00:44:00,759
Speaker 3: full of personality in life, and thank you so much

839
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Speaker 3: for listening to us and cackling with us and writing

840
00:44:02,719 --> 00:44:06,640
Speaker 3: in and just being our people. Yes, So, do you

841
00:44:06,719 --> 00:44:10,560
Speaker 3: have thoughts on the decline of the raspy voiced actress?

842
00:44:11,960 --> 00:44:12,800
Speaker 2: A one hundred percent do.

843
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Speaker 1: I definitely think it's about smoking cigarettes and doing drugs.

844
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Speaker 1: I feel like Gen X like it might be the

845
00:44:21,280 --> 00:44:25,400
Speaker 1: last full generation of like adult cigarette smokers. I feel like,

846
00:44:25,560 --> 00:44:32,080
Speaker 1: right now you have Natasha leonem H carrying on that tradition.

847
00:44:33,000 --> 00:44:37,480
Speaker 1: You might have Gabby Hoffman, maybe a Martha Plimpton something

848
00:44:37,520 --> 00:44:37,879
Speaker 1: like that.

849
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Speaker 2: But these are like women from the Gen X generation.

850
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Speaker 1: Now beyond that, anyone younger than jen X maybe had

851
00:44:46,400 --> 00:44:53,960
Speaker 1: a lot of like cigarette anti smoking literature in their schools.

852
00:44:53,960 --> 00:44:57,479
Speaker 1: And I feel like over time people have smoked cigarettes less,

853
00:44:57,560 --> 00:45:01,360
Speaker 1: like just generally because of all the things that have happened.

854
00:45:01,400 --> 00:45:05,200
Speaker 1: They made them more expensive, they've put you know, there's

855
00:45:05,239 --> 00:45:08,600
Speaker 1: like there's like actually lots of fascinating articles as to

856
00:45:08,719 --> 00:45:13,560
Speaker 1: like why cigarette smoking is like on the decline in

857
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Speaker 1: the US but not in other parts of the world

858
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Speaker 1: where there's like less of that, And I feel like

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00:45:19,719 --> 00:45:24,120
Speaker 1: price is definitely a huge factor, but I.

860
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Speaker 2: Feel like that's actually probably the reason.

861
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Speaker 1: I just feel like women of the olden days, especially

862
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Speaker 1: in like I mean, we want to talk about George

863
00:45:33,600 --> 00:45:37,360
Speaker 1: Sanders and like the all about eve Days where Betty

864
00:45:37,440 --> 00:45:40,600
Speaker 1: Davis was like smoking cigarettes and when she was like

865
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Speaker 1: ten years old.

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Speaker 2: I mean those women all.

867
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Speaker 1: Had raspe voices, but even the eighties actresses did, and

868
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Speaker 1: I just feel like they were living harder.

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Speaker 3: Absolutely drinking smoking, like not just cigarettes but drinking. I

870
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Speaker 3: think big part in it. And yeah, I think I

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Speaker 3: think Sean nailed it that it's like the cleaning up

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Speaker 3: the lifestyle has led to less less natural raspiness in

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Speaker 3: a lot of actresses, and I completely agree. I think

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Speaker 3: that it's it is weird sometimes to see that where

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Speaker 3: a generation were were the last of something, but I

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Speaker 3: also think that the generations that came after us were

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Speaker 3: fully aware of the dangers of secondhand smoke. So even

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Speaker 3: if they themselves didn't smoke, people weren't smoking around them either,

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Speaker 3: whereas an our generation, it was like that if anyone

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Speaker 3: in your life smoked, there was a haze hanging in

881
00:46:34,520 --> 00:46:39,080
Speaker 3: the air at all times. Car windows rolled up cigarettes

882
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Speaker 3: going like nobody gave a fuck. So I think that, Yeah,

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Speaker 3: I think that's just part of you know, all this.

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Speaker 3: I think Kale we As always blamed Kale Cale did it.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, I'm like, listen, like I used to be a smoker,

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Speaker 1: and like there's actually times where I can tell when

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Speaker 1: an actor smokes or has smoked because they just have

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Speaker 1: this like lower register to their voice that I can recognize,

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Speaker 1: and then like others don't have it. Yeah, Like I'm

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Speaker 1: just like, oh, I know this person has never smoked

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Speaker 1: in their lives because they just don't have that Like

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Speaker 1: I don't know what it is, the inherent raspiness or something,

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Speaker 1: but like, yeah, look.

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Speaker 3: At these actors able to take deep breaths fucking showing off.

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Speaker 2: I know.

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Speaker 1: It's like Kristen Schennow with no I'm kidding and Miley

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Speaker 1: Cyrus no, I uh yeah, you can just tell sometimes,

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Speaker 1: But yeah, I really do think it's that. I think

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Speaker 1: because we were like the last generation to where you

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Speaker 1: people still smoked in public too, because when I all

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Speaker 1: throughout high school and college, people still smoked in everywhere everywhere,

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Speaker 1: like in you know, stores and stuff. So I think

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Speaker 1: that's got to be it. That's my opinion.

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Speaker 3: But they they got rid of the raspy voiced actress

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Speaker 3: by eliminating sticker and booze and all that shit, and

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Speaker 3: then they brought in those wooden floors in a grocery store.

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Speaker 3: And I'm bringing it full circle just to showcase that

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Speaker 3: the rise of health has resulted in the decline of

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Speaker 3: certain types of actresses.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, you know, I mean it's hard to see, like

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Speaker 1: who was the last like hard living like it was

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Speaker 1: probably to me. I mean, listen, I don't know much

913
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Speaker 1: about the new jacks. I don't know about the new generation,

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Speaker 1: but remember like the Lindsay Lohan, like Tara Reid, like

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Speaker 1: the party girl era. You know, absolutely, And I'm just like, yeah,

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Speaker 1: I mean that was, like, I don't know, I don't

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Speaker 1: know if people are hitting it that hard anymore.

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Speaker 3: Like I thin, I don't know, I don't know if

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00:48:47,200 --> 00:48:48,960
Speaker 3: it was. I think it was either Mary Kate or

920
00:48:49,000 --> 00:48:53,279
Speaker 3: Ashley had bowls of cigarettes at their wedding and that

921
00:48:53,400 --> 00:49:00,600
Speaker 3: was pretty recent so, and they constantly like they were smoking,

922
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Speaker 3: Like you always get pictures of them smoking with their Starbucks,

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Speaker 3: but I never hear them speak, so I don't know

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Speaker 3: how it's affected their voices or if it's affected their voices.

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Speaker 2: Oh, it's gonna be like they're gonna be like Catherine

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Speaker 2: hepburn In on Golden Pond or something.

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Speaker 3: They're gonna be like Gollum. They might be the last

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Speaker 3: actresses to have a raspy voice if they are still

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Speaker 3: smoking cigarettes, because I think they've been smoking since they

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Speaker 3: were like fifteen.

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Speaker 1: I mean, that'll do it, honestly, Like I I don't know.

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Speaker 1: This is such a fascinating question though, And you're right,

933
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Speaker 1: I love those actresses too, like I love Kathy Moriarty.

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Speaker 1: We talked about that in the but I'm a True

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Speaker 1: Leader episode. And I think it's because it does feel

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Speaker 1: like when when you hear a woman who has that

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Speaker 1: little toughness and you think she's probably party, she'd probably

938
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Speaker 1: had a little bit. She's she's she's not like squeaky clean,

939
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Speaker 1: you know what I mean. And I appreciate that shit,

940
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Speaker 1: like I don't know what it is. I love those

941
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Speaker 1: like tough broads and I don't know, it's just you know,

942
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Speaker 1: it's just something that I appreciate and I just I

943
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Speaker 1: connect with Yeah, so I do too.

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Speaker 3: And it's it's a marker of time, it's a marker

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Speaker 3: of a style. But I think it's also a marker

946
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Speaker 3: of maturity, and that is something that we've also lost culturally,

947
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Speaker 3: is like this focus and this obsession with youth. You know,

948
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Speaker 3: even you know, when older actresses get age appropriate parts

949
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Speaker 3: or age appropriate acting partners, it's like always such a

950
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Speaker 3: such a thrill because you know they're showing something as

951
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Speaker 3: it could be in real life. And I'm like, yeah,

952
00:50:48,440 --> 00:50:51,440
Speaker 3: but we still put so much pressure on even our

953
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Speaker 3: you know, our elder actresses, our older actresses, to still

954
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Speaker 3: maintain some sparkle of youth. Like I don't know, I

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Speaker 3: just feel like it's there's still such an obsession with

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Speaker 3: youth that having an actively voice, a voice that actively

957
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Speaker 3: intimates maturity is probably not as enticing to a lot

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Speaker 3: of people.

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Speaker 2: Yeah. Wow, what a great question.

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Speaker 3: Fantastic question, Sean.

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