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Speaker 2: Do we have a thing? I guess Do you care
Speaker 2: at this point? I've it's like it's twelve thirty on
Speaker 2: the day that we are supposed to be going on vacation.
Speaker 2: Who's going on vacation? Okay, who is going on vacation?
Speaker 2: I'm so sorry that you are going to work from
Speaker 2: home next week. But it is crazy here. There's a
Speaker 2: lot of stuff going on. To consider a lot of
Speaker 2: Wednesdays November now. We recorded this tomorrow. We are getting
Speaker 2: a lot done in a short amount of time. We
Speaker 2: are very very stressed. Hot in here. It is. It's
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Speaker 2: So let's be thankful for that, and let's also be
Speaker 2: thankful for our fantastic listeners. Thank you all so so
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Speaker 1: Sweet Wattle, you got here, Gobble gobble? Yeah, what's going
Speaker 1: on there? Andykins?
Speaker 2: Uh? Not much. I'm just excited for Thanksgiving. I wish
Speaker 2: we did another discussing dinner party.
Speaker 1: I wish we did too. Yeah, you know what I
Speaker 1: was going to make. I was going to make the
Speaker 1: vegetable salad jello mold from the seventies.
Speaker 2: That sounds nause eating.
Speaker 1: They promoted that back in the day as a jello mold,
Speaker 1: but it was salad.
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Speaker 2: I hope you have a wonderful Thanksgiving tomorrow. Thanks so
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Speaker 1: Bye, just kidding cuts it. Our buddy Balfrey Grannie was
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Speaker 1: going to make it in time because we're kind of
Speaker 1: on a time crunch today.
Speaker 2: I mean, there's a whole bunch of people walking out
Speaker 2: there for we just want to go do some man
Speaker 2: on Street type stuff. No, I don't like. Hello, welcome
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Speaker 2: This is a big, old, heavy, thick, fat bag. Yeah. Oh,
Speaker 2: box tops, box tops are on the bag. Well, here's
Speaker 2: the thing. I love tricks, but I also love popcorn together.
Speaker 2: I don't know how this is gonna taste, but.
Speaker 1: I think it's so let's talk about things while we
Speaker 1: eat our tricks popcorn.
Speaker 2: I want to. We're not taste testing it, Okay, Sand corrected.
Speaker 2: This is actually delicious. Yeah, it tastes like tricks. I'm
Speaker 2: really good on popcorn. We should have had this with Jason.
Speaker 1: That's right, but who knows when he's coming back. We
Speaker 1: see him go bad. You know, if you have these
Speaker 1: in a bunch of different flavors.
Speaker 2: Maybe next month we'll have him on.
Speaker 1: A bunch of jenditis. Actually, I hate to say it.
Speaker 1: It does taste like fruity pebbles.
Speaker 2: Mmmmmm, I'm not getting that. Are you kidding? Hmmm? Not
Speaker 2: getting that?
Speaker 1: That's fine, I am okay. Well, they also have these
Speaker 1: and cocoa puffs. I think cinnamon Toe's crunch, and there
Speaker 1: might be another one we've had.
Speaker 2: I think we did. We had the one of them.
Speaker 2: M this is good, but nobody wants to hear us heat.
Speaker 2: What's going on? Andy? Well, we have Sam's wedding on Friday. Yeah,
Speaker 2: that's exciting. That wedding was great. No, it wasn't. It
Speaker 2: was No, it wasn't because Wednesday. The wedding's on Friday,
Speaker 2: is it right. I'm guessing that it was great. Yeah,
Speaker 2: you can't guess. The wedding didn't happen yet.
Speaker 1: But I'm guessing that it was good. I'm guess it
Speaker 1: will be good. Okay, got better?
Speaker 2: Yeah? Are you having some type of issues.
Speaker 1: Are we gonna get to lift her in a chair?
Speaker 1: I don't know, or is it only for bot mitzvahz.
Speaker 2: I don't know. They do that at weddings. Well, I
Speaker 2: don't know if it's it's a non denominational wedding. Yeah,
Speaker 2: but they're still breaking the glass. Oh they are. Yeah,
Speaker 2: that's so cool.
Speaker 1: They're gonna do that. So maybe they'll do the chair
Speaker 1: thing the hole rah, we'll all dance the whole rah,
Speaker 1: the one where it's that's the whole ruh. Yeah, and
Speaker 1: they're getting everyone holds hands and goes in a circle.
Speaker 2: I love that. Yeah. I went to a Jewish wedding
Speaker 2: a couple of months ago, and well a year ago
Speaker 2: now wow, and in Cuba. No, that one was just
Speaker 2: a wedding. Wedding well not a rake. Okay, that wasn't
Speaker 2: right to say. It came out wrong. I meant to
Speaker 2: say it was just a non denominational wedding. Sorry's so sorry,
Speaker 2: quenching in the microphones. Did I also tell you that
Speaker 2: I up that wedding? I believe with the rings? Oh
Speaker 2: my god, will so I thought I did a great job.
Speaker 2: My speech was great, their vows were great. There was crying.
Speaker 2: It was such a wonderful ceremony. And then I got
Speaker 2: the married. They kissed, It was adorable, and then they officiated. Right, Yeah, okay,
Speaker 2: and it was my first time ever officiating, and I
Speaker 2: was like, wow, knocked it out of the park. And
Speaker 2: then I looked out, what you thought I did?
Speaker 1: This sounds very tinmy hello hello, Hello, Hello, Hello, hello hello.
Speaker 2: Okay, it's better, okay, cool, go ahead. As I was saying,
Speaker 2: I thought I did a great job not to toot
Speaker 2: my own horn. But it ended. I was like, few done,
Speaker 2: and now for the first time, I'm presenting mister and missus.
Speaker 2: And then I just see Jackie in the corner. How
Speaker 2: come nobody said anything? Because do you interrupt a ceremony? Yes,
Speaker 2: nobody interrupted the ceremony. So right before I said that,
Speaker 2: I was like, all right, now presenting but the first
Speaker 2: time mister and missus, and then I go oh oop,
Speaker 2: and let's pivot. I forgot they were. So what they
Speaker 2: did was they put them in a locket. Were they
Speaker 2: in a cigar box? No, it was it kind of
Speaker 2: it was in a box, cuban box. No it So
Speaker 2: they put them in like a locket, and then it
Speaker 2: went around to everybody, Yeah, can I tell my story? No,
Speaker 2: you're not. You're walking around like you're a little child.
Speaker 2: And everybody had to like hold the locket with the
Speaker 2: rings in them and set their intentions for them as
Speaker 2: a couple. Oh and so then I didn't know where
Speaker 2: the I just completely forgot that part of the ceremony.
Speaker 2: I didn't write that in my script. Fell well, haven't great,
Speaker 2: but I pivoted. Well, I don't like the pivot thing. Pivot.
Speaker 1: I will just go back to or turn around pivot.
Speaker 2: Let's pivot. Okay, I'm done telling my story. Go I'm deceased.
Speaker 2: Okay it Scott? What what can we talk about? What
Speaker 2: can we talk about here? I am giving you something
Speaker 2: to talk about? And then what do you hang out?
Speaker 2: What do you hang on? Pivot? I don't like that word.
Speaker 2: Oh that you well, you can't pay attention here. I
Speaker 2: am bringing up a topic and it's eh, hold on
Speaker 2: while I pivot this microphone great, I just I don't
Speaker 2: like that work. Can you turn it around? Just see
Speaker 2: way better? Please turn? Please use the words turn and around.
Speaker 2: I can't take it the other way. Wait? Why do
Speaker 2: people say that? So you had a nice time in Cuba?
Speaker 2: This is weeks ago already, I know, but I'm telling
Speaker 2: you the story of it. I'm bringing up a topic
Speaker 2: to bowl chat, and.
Speaker 1: Here you are what's the topic that you forgot the rings? Yes,
Speaker 1: and you almost ruined everything. Yes, I can't stop looking
Speaker 1: at the piece of popcorn you have in your beard. Thanks,
Speaker 1: is it gone?
Speaker 2: Yep? I really wanted burritos today. I can't. I can't,
Speaker 2: I can't, I can't. Jesus what happened? God bless America.
Speaker 2: I'm not gonna have time to drive you home as all.
Speaker 2: I'm saying you were like all over the place today.
Speaker 1: I am, because you know, today's that the day before
Speaker 1: the show is off. There's always so much like I'm
Speaker 1: never here this late. There's always so.
Speaker 2: Much to do.
Speaker 1: There's piles of commercials, piles of production work to do,
Speaker 1: have to make sure everything is in for the week,
Speaker 1: and everyone's just like Nadya and then everyone runs out
Speaker 1: the door and leaves the people like you and.
Speaker 2: I here, Yeah, to do all the work. Yeah, you
Speaker 2: know it's crazy, that's all.
Speaker 1: Yeah, But we had to get this for our listeners,
Speaker 1: even though there's really not much to it.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I mean you still have to set aside thirty
Speaker 2: to forty minutes of just sitting down and not doing work.
Speaker 2: You know, this is quote unquote work.
Speaker 1: Oh I meant not much to it. It's like we
Speaker 1: haven't really talked about anything, like a popcorn in my teeth. Well,
Speaker 1: I I just made a physical appointment.
Speaker 2: That's great, Scott. So I got it in before the
Speaker 2: end of the year.
Speaker 1: Did you get your Oh you can't get one this year. No,
Speaker 1: you're so excited.
Speaker 2: I did get like a oh wait, the lady came
Speaker 2: to your house to take your blood. What happened? Okay,
Speaker 2: I peed in a cup. That's Can I tell you
Speaker 2: about this? Yeah? Okay, so I had. I haven't gone
Speaker 2: for a physical in seven years. I know it's bad.
Speaker 2: Whatever you added a year. By the way, six seven.
Speaker 2: I literally probably it's been seven years because it's been
Speaker 2: that long. You were just a seven years ago. Okay, Yeah. Anyway,
Speaker 2: So I I got this guy to come to the
Speaker 2: house for my life insurance policy. Never had this done.
Speaker 2: He does all the fun things. Then he just gives
Speaker 2: me a cup and two vials and goes fill up
Speaker 2: the cup and then fill up these two vials with yes.
Speaker 2: And when I tell you that I peed in this cup,
Speaker 2: I had coffee before. So not great.
Speaker 1: Then I'm pouring what you're not supposed to.
Speaker 2: They don't tell you. He let me, nobody told me anything,
Speaker 2: because he's also like, your blood pressure's high. I'm like,
Speaker 2: because I just had coffee. What nobody told me to
Speaker 2: do anything? Not good? Though, your your premium is gonna
Speaker 2: be high. Well, no, my blood pressure was one thirty
Speaker 2: over eighty, so it's like it's usually one twenty, right, Yeah,
Speaker 2: I have because I give blood, so I know what
Speaker 2: my blood pressure is. It's pretty Why why do that?
Speaker 2: Why is giving blood good enough for you? Do what
Speaker 2: I said? Oh, oh, I know my blood pressure is
Speaker 2: good because I give blood. Here we go and he
Speaker 2: gives bloody such you could pass it.
Speaker 1: That's not what I was saying that you know, I
Speaker 1: don't know my blood pressure. Didn't even know that one
Speaker 1: twenty is good. I should is a good one anyway,
Speaker 1: I should know that.
Speaker 2: So I am now in my own bathroom in my
Speaker 2: apartment with a cup full of piss.
Speaker 1: Could have been anyone, by the way, right, nobody's in there,
Speaker 1: but someone could have left it in there for you
Speaker 1: moments before.
Speaker 2: I have nothing to hide, so not very secure. I
Speaker 2: have literally nothing to hide. So it's just the fact
Speaker 2: that I'm holding a cup at my own pee and
Speaker 2: now I'm sitting there trying to. And it's a like
Speaker 2: a round cup too, and the vials are small, so
Speaker 2: I'm literally like ew ew ew ew.
Speaker 1: And then I'm pretty sure you could have fit it
Speaker 1: in the vial when I know.
Speaker 2: It's a like picture this size cup, this size vial,
Speaker 2: that's the hole. So then you're trying to pour the
Speaker 2: pee in.
Speaker 1: I was trying to make a joke. You probably just
Speaker 1: could have peed right in a vial.
Speaker 2: No, I couldn't. Must be nice, I couldn't. So then
Speaker 2: I'm trying. Then I fill up the two bials and
Speaker 2: I go, here you go, and he goes and the
Speaker 2: cup too. So I'm walking through my living room with
Speaker 2: a cup of my own piss to show this man.
Speaker 2: And it wasn't great. Did he take blood as well?
Speaker 2: He did take blood? How'd that go? That's fine, I
Speaker 2: can get blood, of course you can. No, I think
Speaker 2: that's great. Yeah, and they tested for everything. I don't
Speaker 2: know when I'm getting these results. I don't know anything
Speaker 2: about my life insurance policy. I know nothing. I know nothing.
Speaker 1: Who's your beneficiary, Jackie?
Speaker 2: So if I die, listeners, it's my sister. No, you said,
Speaker 2: oh you said that in the last one. I'm sorry.
Speaker 2: It's fine. Jackie's the beneficiary. Okay, so the soul beneficiary.
Speaker 2: You didn't have kids one day, I would hope, So,
Speaker 2: I hope so too. Yeah, it'd be nice little Andy running.
Speaker 2: And I was supposed to be a twin. What do
Speaker 2: you mean you're supposed to be? Yeah, I killed in
Speaker 2: the womb? Did you kill it?
Speaker 1: The reports are uh are because you've heard that we're
Speaker 1: like one is like no.
Speaker 2: So early on in my mom's pregnancy there were two
Speaker 2: of us and then there was only one. So I'd
Speaker 2: like to say I've been playing survivor since early so true.
Speaker 1: Why don't you put that on an audition tape?
Speaker 2: I should?
Speaker 1: Actually, seriously, that's the best line ever. You know, I
Speaker 1: was supposed to be a twin, but I survived early on.
Speaker 2: What's up? Now?
Speaker 1: The tribe has spoken, I'm the ultimate survivor. Give me
Speaker 1: the torch and put it out or leave it lit?
Speaker 2: Yeah, leave it lit? Got it. We'll work on the
Speaker 2: wording on it. But yeah, no, I was supposed to
Speaker 2: be a twin. I would have hated being a twin. Really, Yeah,
Speaker 2: you and your brother aren't twins, right, he's just younger?
Speaker 1: No, No, he's four four years older, so we couldn't
Speaker 1: be twins, right, I don't think although Arnold.
Speaker 2: Oh Scott, you can't have a sibling that's four years
Speaker 2: older and it's your twin.
Speaker 1: Arnold Schwarzenegger and Danny DeVito were twins. Did you know that?
Speaker 1: What Arnold Schwarzenegger. Arnold Schwarzenegger, Schwartzenegger and Danny DeVito are twins.
Speaker 2: No they're not. Yes they are. No they're not. Okay,
Speaker 2: why are you saying that, Oh, they have twins? No
Speaker 2: they are twins. No they're not, Yes they are. Why
Speaker 2: are you saying that? Did you not see the movie?
Speaker 2: Here we go? What did you not see? Gold Rush?
Speaker 2: The nineteen seventy four classic Arnold schwartz Nigga and Danny DeVito.
Speaker 1: It's called twins, Okay, cool? Literally called twins. Great and
Speaker 1: they're twins, they're brothers. Okay, you should see it. Sure,
Speaker 1: I'll watch it this weekend.
Speaker 2: You never even heard of it? No, huh?
Speaker 1: I mean see, I haven't seen a lot of movies,
Speaker 1: but I've heard of them. I know Junior, the one
Speaker 1: where he gets pregnant Arnold. Yeah, hm, that's something.
Speaker 2: Will we coming back right after this? Ye? All right?
Speaker 1: We'll be back. This isn't abridged version of bull chat.
Speaker 1: We'll see it a few Oh oh, where is it?
Speaker 1: It's the green button Andrew, what happened to the stupid
Speaker 1: man box?
Speaker 2: We'll be back right after this and this come on? Yay,
Speaker 2: did you notice it? Well?
Speaker 1: I know you don't listen, but now what's happening is
Speaker 1: do you have to be It's like there was a
Speaker 1: Mercedes commercial. You're a micro was Lexus. I.
Speaker 2: You're micro needling. That's what you are. You're a micro
Speaker 2: needler of a human. You go in but little jebs,
Speaker 2: little needles like bpee peep. You don't feel them, but
Speaker 2: they're there. Oh I always feel them. And then what
Speaker 2: happens to the next day, You're not going to be
Speaker 2: covered in all these red bumps. You're like, how the
Speaker 2: hell is that? That's you. It's subtle, it's subtle, it's
Speaker 2: little ones. It's I know you don't listen, but I
Speaker 2: was listening to a Lexus ad.
Speaker 1: Yeah, last week there was a Lexus ad and it
Speaker 1: was in English and then the same exact one in Spanish.
Speaker 1: It was pretty cool because I knew the words and
Speaker 1: I remembered from the first commercial so I knew what
Speaker 1: they were saying in the second one.
Speaker 2: Cool. Yeah, but that's so why would they do that?
Speaker 2: I don't know, Scott. That's interesting.
Speaker 1: I can understand, like a Spanglish commercial. Yeah, a Spanglish commercial.
Speaker 2: Life in Spanglish. You can listen to that wherever you
Speaker 2: get your podcasts? Do you still do that? Yeah? Yeah,
Speaker 2: well we took a break because we did thirty episodes
Speaker 2: for the season. Season three is over, hopefully season four
Speaker 2: next year. So but you're still mister podcast right yeah?
Speaker 2: Like how many podcasts you have under your belt? Now?
Speaker 2: I have the Hollywood Gold podcast. You could listen to
Speaker 2: that wherever podcasts are.
Speaker 1: You don't have to add that part because obviously you
Speaker 1: just get them where you get them.
Speaker 2: Well, just search Hollywood.
Speaker 1: Hear the list of your podcasts that you work on.
Speaker 2: The Joy of Bob Ross a happy little podcast. I
Speaker 2: have Serial Killers. I have my other one coming out
Speaker 2: with my friend Miranda call bless this Reality Trash not
Speaker 2: out yet, hopefully next week. What else? I counted this one? Yeah?
Speaker 1: You have like Banglish, you have like two or three
Speaker 1: more on the way right.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I'm trying to get more people in. If you
Speaker 2: need a podcast, come find me because I will help
Speaker 2: you produce it.
Speaker 1: So like so when the big show like goes away,
Speaker 1: because it's going to one day, you will at least
Speaker 1: have podcast production to fall back on.
Speaker 2: Yeah, me, I got nothing. Well I want to work
Speaker 2: for you. Can you teach me things? Yeah you can.
Speaker 2: You just have to be able and willing to go places,
Speaker 2: go places. Well yeah, like so it's like everybody. My
Speaker 2: thing is, I'm not the best editor, but I can
Speaker 2: do it. I learned a little bit of this and
Speaker 2: a little bit of that over the years. I got
Speaker 2: so you just need to be able to do a
Speaker 2: little bit of this and a little bit of that.
Speaker 1: I'm pretty good at editing, but I am not up
Speaker 1: on the new editing software. Okay, Like I know everybody
Speaker 1: not that it's new, but a lot of people use
Speaker 1: pro tools and I haven't used pro tools in probably
Speaker 1: fifteen to twenty years when I used to do commercial
Speaker 1: production back in the old studio. So I just used
Speaker 1: that thing over there, and that's easy for me.
Speaker 2: Well, Josh and Sam both taught me how to use
Speaker 2: pro Tools. It's not that hard. I know it's not.
Speaker 1: But there's all kind there's so many channels and lots
Speaker 1: of things. So this is where you just have to
Speaker 1: like it's overwhelming.
Speaker 2: For me, it's very overwhelming. But it's almost like with
Speaker 2: Adobe Premiere, the video editing one. You kind of only
Speaker 2: use a certain amount of the functions and the rest
Speaker 2: are just there for like experienced people.
Speaker 1: Kind of like that board that looks like a spaceship.
Speaker 1: I only use the buttons that I need to use.
Speaker 1: I don't even know what the other buttons exactly. In
Speaker 1: your new board in the new studio, let me tell
Speaker 1: you something that looks like a rocket chip.
Speaker 2: I'm afraid of that. It's a very scary board. Soon.
Speaker 1: I don't like all the colors veryk I wanted to
Speaker 1: why can't they just make it mimic this one?
Speaker 2: Why Why do they? Why why can't something tell and
Speaker 2: they lift this board up, it's gonna be like cereal
Speaker 2: crumbs every one. This board's filthy, disgusting. It is.
Speaker 1: And it's not just me, because other people use the
Speaker 1: studio from time to time. Yeah, but there is definitely
Speaker 1: like and I don't they found they said they found
Speaker 1: fingernails in there one time.
Speaker 2: I've never cut my nails in this.
Speaker 1: Studio ever in the history of my life would Greg
Speaker 1: t really don't you remember when he used to sit
Speaker 1: in the other studio in the morning, five am. He
Speaker 1: would sit there and clip his nails. They would just
Speaker 1: fly all over the studio and he wouldn't give two
Speaker 1: ships and he would just leave them.
Speaker 2: I can't that's so gross, I know. Yeah, I feel
Speaker 2: like finger cutting, cutting nails, all that fun stuff. You really,
Speaker 2: I don't know, it's kind of it's it's it's a
Speaker 2: little nasty.
Speaker 1: Things on your body shouldn't grow. They should just they
Speaker 1: should grow in and be what they are and then
Speaker 1: just stop. You shouldn't have to like trim things and
Speaker 1: cut things, you know, your hair, Your hair should just
Speaker 1: be your hair.
Speaker 2: What it's a matter. If it was like that, you
Speaker 2: wouldn't think I was crazy because you'd never be able
Speaker 2: to change your hairstyle.
Speaker 1: You could just brush it a different way, comb it
Speaker 1: a different way. Yeah, but like I mean, you could
Speaker 1: cut it, but it ain't coming back.
Speaker 2: Yeah. I don't think that's smart. I think it's actually
Speaker 2: things have got to grow.
Speaker 1: That would open up a whole new industry because everybody
Speaker 1: would have two pays and weaves.
Speaker 2: Okay, you know, so okay.
Speaker 1: I mean I know it's an industry now, but it'd
Speaker 1: be a much more lucrative industry because everybody would have it.
Speaker 1: You would just change your look all the time like that.
Speaker 1: Just put on a wig.
Speaker 2: Sure, you know? Yeah? Fake beards, Mrkins everything. Well, I
Speaker 2: don't think that you could perfect a fake beard.
Speaker 1: I don't know about that. Like the Halloween beards don't
Speaker 1: always look very real.
Speaker 2: No, they never look real. Well, I mean you could
Speaker 2: buy real hair, yeah you can.
Speaker 1: That's gross. I don't want someone else's hair on me. Okay,
Speaker 1: Like I get like when there's a hair on the toilet,
Speaker 1: I freak out. I don't want to and he hit
Speaker 1: was hit on me? So is Ronnie coming in here?
Speaker 2: Is he recording? No? I think he's done. But you
Speaker 2: know I can see him he's recording. You can't. I
Speaker 2: can see him. He moved over there. No it Can
Speaker 2: we talk about his podcast really quick? Yeah, he's one
Speaker 2: of the ones we worked on. It was the Joy
Speaker 2: of Bob Ross, a happy little podcast.
Speaker 1: He's not going to make it back here in time,
Speaker 1: so why don't we discuss it.
Speaker 2: It's all about Bob Ross if you want, like the
Speaker 2: inside scoop on Bob Ross and all of his stories.
Speaker 1: We talk to people that like are our new.
Speaker 2: Bob and also were inspired by Bob. And we went
Speaker 2: to Munsey, Indiana only recently and did the Bob Ross Fest.
Speaker 2: And I have to say it was really cool because
Speaker 2: like before this started, I knew of Bob Ross, but
Speaker 2: I never really knew who he was, right, and now
Speaker 2: I feel like, you see what have what a legacy
Speaker 2: he left? That's really cool. Do you know was he
Speaker 2: in Chips? Do you know?
Speaker 1: Okay, here we go, who is a sworn police officer
Speaker 1: in Muncie, Indiana, Hobbs Chip Eric Strata because he was
Speaker 1: on that show. So the surreal life was No, it
Speaker 1: wasn't the surreal life. There was the other one with
Speaker 1: the little guy and they were all cops in Munsey, Indiana.
Speaker 1: They were all sworn deputies in Monsey, Indiana.
Speaker 2: What was it? Oh my god? Was that the moment
Speaker 2: Jack Osborne too when he the show? Yes, yes, yes, yes,
Speaker 2: Celebrity Justice or something what we're talking about.
Speaker 1: It wasn't called that. Get ready for the third mic?
Speaker 1: Here come here comes Ronnie.
Speaker 2: No he's going in there. Oh okay, all right, but.
Speaker 1: Yeah no they but he's still a sworn police officer
Speaker 1: in Munsey, Indiana. M just put Eric Astrada Munsey Police.
Speaker 2: Okay, that's with a K. He spells it with a CA.
Speaker 2: I know he does you do? Yes? Oh? Oh, Diamond
Speaker 2: called me? Should we call her? No, it was earlier.
Speaker 2: I missed it. That's okay, So he was in chips
Speaker 2: obviously we know that dear had some background music.
Speaker 1: Glenn Mission Glenn by Craig was the commissioner of the
Speaker 1: California Higher Patrol when this show was on TV. You
Speaker 1: know that thanks to him and the Ford Motor Company, it.
Speaker 2: Was like a reality show, right yep. For providing the vehicles,
Speaker 2: that's it. How come I cut off? Well because I
Speaker 2: cut it off after a while. Why would you do that?
Speaker 2: Armed and Famous, that's it, Armed and Fame. It was
Speaker 2: canceled in four episodes.
Speaker 1: It was a great show. And what's her name? Uh,
Speaker 1: the one with the big I make up? Tammy Faye
Speaker 1: Baker was also on that show. Okay, so no, you're
Speaker 1: thinking of the surreal life No, but I'm not though.
Speaker 1: It was that one. It's Armed and Famous. Who else
Speaker 1: was in Armed and Famous?
Speaker 2: Armed and Famous had Eric Strado, Lastoya Jacksons, Jack Osborne,
Speaker 2: Trish Stratatus and Jason Acunya yep we man from Jackass. Yep.
Speaker 2: I said the Little Guy that was a great show.
Speaker 2: Muncy Police, that's crazy.
Speaker 1: Four episodes is all it was. Yep, Wow, I thought
Speaker 1: there were more than that.
Speaker 2: And my fun podcast I'm doing with my friend Miranda,
Speaker 2: we're going to talk about one we talk about one
Speaker 2: season reality shows. Oh yeah, huh, there's so many of them.
Speaker 2: I am a reality TV junkie, so it's really fun
Speaker 2: for me. I think you're just a junkie.
Speaker 1: Say why, huh why, I don't know, you like needles
Speaker 1: in your arm?
Speaker 2: Okay, what anyway? Go on, sorry the micro needle or
Speaker 2: Scott himself, go on anyway. I just really like one
Speaker 2: season reality shows or trashy reality shows. So once I
Speaker 2: really didn't make it like that. I just love you
Speaker 2: could see it like they're way too over overacted or
Speaker 2: overscripted or production really because again, in a lot of
Speaker 2: these reality shows, like when we were going to do one,
Speaker 2: they were they had like a whole list of like
Speaker 2: your character traits and how what were we doing the
Speaker 2: reality show that we were going to do for the
Speaker 2: morning shows? Yeah, oh yeah, they wanted you to do things,
Speaker 2: wanted you to do things. It's that they have everybody
Speaker 2: scripted out. And this is all reality shows. So I'm
Speaker 2: sorry to people that watch like a Real Housewives.
Speaker 1: I will tell you right now from experience, that is false.
Speaker 1: It's false.
Speaker 2: A Real Housewives type of show, yes, because they want drama.
Speaker 2: But when you're on a coupon show. Okay, so this
Speaker 2: is what scripted again, that's not a reality show. Yes
Speaker 2: it was. No, it wasn't. That's a series. It's different.
Speaker 2: I'm pretty sure that that is in the reality show category.
Speaker 2: It's not because okay, whatever, okay whatever. So a Real Housewives,
Speaker 2: those type of narrative ones, they have all of their
Speaker 2: personality traits written out. So like I remember when Carla,
Speaker 2: they were like, she's the fire, She's the spitfire of
Speaker 2: the morning show and she, like everybody had a character, yes, right,
Speaker 2: and so they kind of throw it all in and
Speaker 2: see how it mixes and gets thrown out. I remember
Speaker 2: I had to do a line because they made us
Speaker 2: all go out to lunch, like the young people of
Speaker 2: the show go out to line. I remember that. Yeah,
Speaker 2: And we went to lunch and I was supposed to
Speaker 2: be like as Elvis's assistant Carla was supposed to do
Speaker 2: something like she had to plan a whole break and
Speaker 2: it was like, so they were giving you storylines, yes,
Speaker 2: And I had to be like, Elvis is really counting
Speaker 2: on you. I hope you don't mess up ew s.
Speaker 2: I hope that that never saw the light of day.
Speaker 2: I don't think it ever did. That's that's the thing, though.
Speaker 1: You can't force reality yeah, because then A, it's not
Speaker 1: and B it's just so bad.
Speaker 2: Again. You could play a character and the problem is
Speaker 2: nobody I think on our show at least wants to
Speaker 2: be the bad guy. The minute on a reality show,
Speaker 2: somebody was painted to be the bad guy, it would
Speaker 2: be it. Yeah, but you're the guy that people love
Speaker 2: to hate. I don't think I'm loved to hate able sometimes,
Speaker 2: you know what, I'll give that to myself.
Speaker 1: I actually just love you and thank you so much.
Speaker 1: I don't hate you. I've never hated you.
Speaker 2: Again. That's why i'd give great confessionals on Survivor. I
Speaker 2: think people because I think I would be outwardly like
Speaker 2: I think you're great, and then it would cut to
Speaker 2: me being like I want to punch this person in
Speaker 2: the face. When they speak, because that's my inner monologue.
Speaker 2: I'm sure you have inner monologue. Oh, I have lots
Speaker 2: of inner monologue. You know, people don't have an inner monologue,
Speaker 2: like think things to themselves. When you think to yourself,
Speaker 2: do you think in your voice or someone else's voice? Mine? Same? Yeah,
Speaker 2: but like TikTok, apparently there's a bunch of people that
Speaker 2: are like, I don't hear anything. Yeah, but see my
Speaker 2: head also says you better do this or that's gonna happen.
Speaker 2: That's OCD. Yeah I have.
Speaker 1: I'm kind of away from that. I train myself to
Speaker 1: not have that anymore. Yeah, because that's great because you
Speaker 1: know what I said, screw you. Those things all happened
Speaker 1: anyway exactly, So I'm like, this is dumb. Yeah, and yeah,
Speaker 1: so I don't listen to myself anymore. In your head,
Speaker 1: I go f your self, and I just don't.
Speaker 2: I just move on.
Speaker 1: Great, Yep, Like I told you, I used to. I
Speaker 1: used to on Mondays and Wednesday mornings or Monday and Thursday,
Speaker 1: when I would make coffee out of the curerag machine
Speaker 1: at home before I went to work, my head would
Speaker 1: tell me you need to throw that cureg in the
Speaker 1: garbage can outside and it has to be in today's
Speaker 1: garbage truck or something fiery is gonna happen. Okay, you know,
Speaker 1: and I'll be okay, and I would and I would.
Speaker 2: Do it as someone who did the exact same thing
Speaker 2: all throughout high school because I thought it would make
Speaker 2: people not throw up. You are seeing and you are heard. Yeah, well,
Speaker 2: I don't do that anymore. I don't pay attention to myself.
Speaker 2: I'd wake up at the exact same time every day.
Speaker 2: I'd make sure I was out of a shower at
Speaker 2: the exact same time every night. Okay, but that's but
Speaker 2: sometimes that's just scheduling. This was not scheduled. Okay, this
Speaker 2: was I would tell myself, if you are not out
Speaker 2: at this time, someone will throw up tomorrow. Ah, and
Speaker 2: that's a major problem for you. I yeah, I despise it.
Speaker 2: I'm terrified by it. No, I know nothing. Why would
Speaker 2: you do that? I don't know. Let's see what would happen.
Speaker 2: I don't like that. Yeah, well that ain't nice. But
Speaker 2: I'm a schedule guy. Same like.
Speaker 1: If I'm not at the same place at the same
Speaker 1: time on the way to work every morning, nothing's gonna happen. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I'm just gonna be late, and I'm pissed, you know.
Speaker 1: Like Ronnie made me pick him up from his his
Speaker 1: sister's house this morning, and I allotted some extra time
Speaker 1: for me, So I said, for ten and what time
Speaker 1: do we pull away from the house four seventeen, which
Speaker 1: means I was seven minutes late to work. I didn't
Speaker 1: get into the bathroom on time, I didn't get the
Speaker 1: parking spot. I wanted see things spiral. So if the
Speaker 1: same things don't happen at the same time every day
Speaker 1: for me, then not that something bad is going to happen,
Speaker 1: but my day is just not going to start off
Speaker 1: right because things are out of whack.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I think for me, I have had to learn
Speaker 2: over the years that, like I think, planning events, also
Speaker 2: just being an assistant. It really just taught me that
Speaker 2: anything you have scheduled, just get ready to throw it
Speaker 2: all away and start over at like a moment's notice,
Speaker 2: for inst and so that's helped.
Speaker 1: For instance, so we're moving to this new building next month,
Speaker 1: it's going to take a minute to get a new
Speaker 1: schedule down. Yeah, you know, new new route, new parking garage, yep,
Speaker 1: new building, new bathroom. Yep, new everything, and like the
Speaker 1: first week, I'm gonna be like frazzled. Yeah, I tell
Speaker 1: I'm gonna get up extra. I'll probably leave my house
Speaker 1: like a half hour early because I'm nervous about finding part.
Speaker 1: And you know, in the one bathroom that everybody's going
Speaker 1: to be in and there's only three stalls.
Speaker 2: I have a second. I have one that you can
Speaker 2: use on ten? A right, Nick knows it. Does my
Speaker 2: card get me there? Yeah? All right, will you show
Speaker 2: me before we do that, because yeah, I need to
Speaker 2: And Nick, if you want, we can ask him. He
Speaker 2: scouted it out. He knows where all the places are.
Speaker 2: This one is a one use too, like you. It's
Speaker 2: almost like that. I don't like though, because then when
Speaker 2: you come out and there's someone waiting, they know you're
Speaker 2: in there. Who's there at five o'clock in the morning,
Speaker 2: You're I'm not the only person eleven on ten. I'm
Speaker 2: not the only person. You're telling this too. Please, No
Speaker 2: one from anywhere else is listening and saying I'm gonna
Speaker 2: be there on ten.
Speaker 1: So you didn't tell anybody else on this show that
Speaker 1: that bathroom exists?
Speaker 2: Nope, okay, and they won't know that's fine.
Speaker 1: Then then that very first show that Tuesday morning or Monday,
Speaker 1: whatever it is. I'm gonna go there, okay, but you
Speaker 1: need to show me where it is.
Speaker 2: Yeah, we'll talk to it. Am I allowed to go there? Yes? Okay? Yeah,
Speaker 2: it's a great bathroom. It's kind of seventies looking. It's cool.
Speaker 2: I mean, I like the one that they're providing for us,
Speaker 2: but it's just you know, me, one bathroom, him for
Speaker 2: a whole floor. No, No, is there really just that
Speaker 2: one bathroom? Yes, that's great for all the studios. I know,
Speaker 2: there's so many people that work there. You know what
Speaker 2: else you could do? You could go down to five.
Speaker 2: There's like forty people on morning shows at the same
Speaker 2: time in that building, trust me. And you know that
Speaker 2: one guy that walks by here, he's going to be
Speaker 2: in there all the time, all the time. What are
Speaker 2: you doing? Oh my god, what's happening? We got to
Speaker 2: take another commercial? Why we gotta leave? I gotta leave,
Speaker 2: but we gotta get our ads in.
Speaker 1: All right, we'll be right back and I'm back. So, yes,
Speaker 1: I'm it's That's the one thing that I lose sleep
Speaker 1: at night. Yeah, is the bathroom situation.
Speaker 2: I do a little bit too, because I've grown so
Speaker 2: accustomed to the upstairs. Yeah, it's the best. It's private,
Speaker 2: it's quiet. You go there at seven o'clock, boom, beautiful.
Speaker 2: I do what I think, I might come down here
Speaker 2: first before I go to the new studio. I'll come here,
Speaker 2: I'll park out front. I'll go through to four to two.
Speaker 2: Your net card won't work. Then I'll drive to Midtown.
Speaker 2: But your key card won't work. I know. But the
Speaker 2: guy downstairs, so he knows me, he'll let me up.
Speaker 2: That's psychotic, you think, so. Yeah, I've used this bathroom
Speaker 2: at night though, Like I was coming back from a
Speaker 2: concert and my stomach was literally killing me, and so
Speaker 2: I had to like it's like I'm going home through
Speaker 2: the Holland Tunnel, so I know where I can go.
Speaker 2: I mean, the key thing is we used to be
Speaker 2: able to go into the theater down on the ground floor,
Speaker 2: so I would just stuck in there. I would go
Speaker 2: there in the morning. That was a great bathroom, Yeah,
Speaker 2: because there were sometimes where I'd get out of my
Speaker 2: car parked on the street right off front, and there's
Speaker 2: not a chance that I would have even made it
Speaker 2: up three floors so I just ran right in there. Yeah,
Speaker 2: although that one had the gap in the door where
Speaker 2: you could see through it. Not that anybody was coming in,
Speaker 2: but they shouldn't have. The stalls in the United States
Speaker 2: are insane. They're absurd. I don't know if we talked
Speaker 2: about this on an episode we have. It's stupid. Why
Speaker 2: is there like a big we.
Speaker 1: Did a stupid I told you Josh came and threw
Speaker 1: something over Yeah, but I'm just saying no, I'm not
Speaker 1: saying the gap on the top and the bottom. It's
Speaker 1: the gap in the I can literally just a lot
Speaker 1: of times people just put duct tape there.
Speaker 2: But anyway, jankity.
Speaker 1: All right, So apologies for this abridged version of bul
Speaker 1: chat this week.
Speaker 2: It's just you know, holiday week and they get it.
Speaker 2: Things are crazy. Just happy they got us. We did
Speaker 2: this for you. Yes, so oh wind chill alerts. It's
Speaker 2: going to be cold for the rest of the week.
Speaker 2: That's today though, you know it's not that hope, it's
Speaker 2: not you know. I tell you what I've decided. I
Speaker 2: used to love the cold. I don't like it. I
Speaker 2: hate the cold.
Speaker 1: I only want it to be cold if it's going
Speaker 1: to snow If it's going to be twenty degrees, it
Speaker 1: better snow.
Speaker 2: Otherwise, please sixty. I want descemp literally after Christmas. You
Speaker 2: got me until January first. January first, Give me sunshine. Yeah,
Speaker 2: if there's no snow on the ground, I want to
Speaker 2: be able to go outside a T shirt. Give me
Speaker 2: sunshine and sixty degrees sixty to seventy. Give me like
Speaker 2: that perfect fall, like early fall or like late spring
Speaker 2: type of weather.
Speaker 1: Then let's just move south. Say less, no, I'll say more. Okay,
Speaker 1: where do you want to go somewhere down south?
Speaker 2: I want to go. I mean we go to Florida.
Speaker 2: I like Florida.
Speaker 1: Okay, anyway, thank you for listening to bowl Chat. I
Speaker 1: hope you enjoy your I don't even know what is
Speaker 1: Thanks you giv me tomorrow, y, Thanksgiving is tomorrow.
Speaker 2: Enjoy your family, enjoy your friends. Thank you for listening.
Speaker 2: We're thankful for you as our listeners. We love you.
Speaker 2: And yeah, new episode of Serial Killers on Monday.
Speaker 1: What's your favorite side? Mashed potatoes, mashed potatoes, garlic plain.
Speaker 2: Now, my grandma used to have this. She had a
Speaker 2: recipe where she do bread crumbs and in the middle
Speaker 2: she'd stuff it with MutS. Oh that sounds disgusting. It
Speaker 2: is insanely good. I mean, I don't mean that. It's
Speaker 2: probably good, but I don't know. It was her recipe,
Speaker 2: her bread crumbs, you name it.
Speaker 1: Wait, mashed potatoes, almost like a layer cake. So yeah,
Speaker 1: the mashed potatoes is the cake, and then the filling
Speaker 1: is bread crumbs, and.
Speaker 2: Much the bread crumbs are on the top, okay, and
Speaker 2: then the MutS is in the middle, so kind of
Speaker 2: like a shepherd's pie but not. I mean, it's really
Speaker 2: I don't know why we're overthinking this. It's literally mashed potatoes,
Speaker 2: bread crumb on the top, MutS in the middle. I've
Speaker 2: never heard of such a thing in my life. They
Speaker 2: are the best mashed potatoes. And my grandma used to
Speaker 2: make them and they were fantastic. Is it called some
Speaker 2: like Italian thing? No? And then when she passed away,
Speaker 2: Jackie started making them instead. What is that? I don't
Speaker 2: know what that is. But yeah, now Jackie makes it
Speaker 2: and it's she does a great job. Okay, she replicates it. Well,
Speaker 2: I like a good Oh, and my mom's stuffing. Even
Speaker 2: if Bobby Flight said it looks like cat food.
Speaker 1: I'm sorry, I do like a good sweet potato. Something
Speaker 1: sweet potato. My mom makes this sweet potato thing, not
Speaker 1: with pie crustough, but she makes the sweet patoter thing
Speaker 1: with marshmallows and whatever.
Speaker 2: You're late, bro, so we gotta go. That's Ronnie Balfrey
Speaker 2: Grannie back there.
Speaker 1: You'll hear him. You'll hear him on Monday, bull shots on.
Speaker 2: Bullshit. Curse on this one. Yeah, we can curse, but
Speaker 2: please we don't. Yeah, you don't have to. We try
Speaker 2: not to because the kids like to listen. I don't
Speaker 2: have to try anything. I'm just here.
Speaker 1: I'm here for a cameo. You don't curse on the
Speaker 1: Bob Ross thing. You don't say great fucking painting.
Speaker 2: I mean right, all right, thank you all so much
Speaker 2: for listening. We appreciate you, as we said, We're thankful
Speaker 2: for you. Sorry I cursed, Yeah, you said the F
Speaker 2: words I did, pol I'm thankful for your Wait. You
Speaker 2: gotta put the E there now.
Speaker 1: You haven't done the E forever. You don't even care anymore.
Speaker 2: Whatever.
Speaker 1: We used to have to do the E because somebody
Speaker 1: like Danielle would be on the show and you got
Speaker 1: and you'd have to put the E there. Any explicit yeah,
Speaker 1: podcast terminology.
Speaker 2: Everybody, Thank you for listening. Yes, thank you for listening. Yes,
Speaker 2: advisory right, Hi everybody, all right, I guess we'll see you.
Speaker 2: Do you like chestnuts? I do, but they give I
Speaker 2: get I have an allergic reaction to them. You are
Speaker 2: allergic to everything.
Speaker 1: It's not too bad for all. I like it being
Speaker 1: like you cut the top.
Speaker 2: Open with the scissor and you put it in the
Speaker 2: toaster oven and you so good roast them. Yeah, well,
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