1 00:00:00,680 --> 00:00:05,480 Speaker 1: Kaboom. If you thought four hours a day, minutes a 2 00:00:05,480 --> 00:00:09,240 Speaker 1: week was enough, think again. He's the last remnants of 3 00:00:09,280 --> 00:00:12,920 Speaker 1: the old Republic, a sole fashion of fairness. He treats 4 00:00:12,960 --> 00:00:15,800 Speaker 1: crackheads in the ghetto cutter the same as the rich 5 00:00:15,840 --> 00:00:20,240 Speaker 1: pill poppers in the penthouse. The Clearinghouse of Hot takes 6 00:00:20,280 --> 00:00:24,080 Speaker 1: break free for something special. The Fifth Hour with Ben 7 00:00:24,120 --> 00:00:33,199 Speaker 1: Maller starts right now, nine nine in the air, everywhere, 8 00:00:33,240 --> 00:00:37,199 Speaker 1: back at it live on tape. It's a podcast. We're 9 00:00:37,200 --> 00:00:39,040 Speaker 1: not live. It's a podcast. We do you think live, 10 00:00:39,320 --> 00:00:41,680 Speaker 1: but we're hanging out on radio road. Is the Fifth 11 00:00:41,680 --> 00:00:46,040 Speaker 1: Hour with Ben Maller and Danny g All weekend long 12 00:00:46,600 --> 00:00:49,960 Speaker 1: as we are part of the machine, the football machine, 13 00:00:50,040 --> 00:00:53,159 Speaker 1: the hype up super Bowl fifty seven and Danny g 14 00:00:53,880 --> 00:00:56,560 Speaker 1: I'm looking around here and I'm still seeing a lot 15 00:00:56,600 --> 00:00:59,200 Speaker 1: of people who are who are trying to sell it 16 00:00:59,680 --> 00:01:02,160 Speaker 1: has a swap meat feel to it. It does feel 17 00:01:02,160 --> 00:01:04,639 Speaker 1: like a swap meat like I have the magic beans 18 00:01:04,680 --> 00:01:07,440 Speaker 1: that will make it rain. Put me on your radio show, 19 00:01:07,480 --> 00:01:09,840 Speaker 1: Put me on your podcast for ten minutes, and I'm 20 00:01:09,840 --> 00:01:12,160 Speaker 1: gonna make magic. What do you see right now? Look? 21 00:01:12,360 --> 00:01:16,440 Speaker 1: The Great LaVar Arrington is posing with fans for photos. 22 00:01:16,640 --> 00:01:19,800 Speaker 1: You know how, on the Friday Penning podcast, you mentioned 23 00:01:19,800 --> 00:01:21,959 Speaker 1: that you saw the fake Andy Reid. I did. I 24 00:01:22,000 --> 00:01:24,600 Speaker 1: was blown away by that guy. Well, all week long 25 00:01:24,800 --> 00:01:27,959 Speaker 1: there has been the older version of a LaVar Arrington 26 00:01:28,080 --> 00:01:31,640 Speaker 1: walking around. He looked spinning image of LaVar, but he's 27 00:01:31,680 --> 00:01:35,880 Speaker 1: walking with a cane and his goatee is white. And 28 00:01:35,920 --> 00:01:39,119 Speaker 1: every time he goes by, I tell CNR, I'm like, look, 29 00:01:39,160 --> 00:01:44,080 Speaker 1: there's LaVar Arrington. Yeah, that is your future. That is 30 00:01:44,120 --> 00:01:48,120 Speaker 1: going to happen to you down the line, wild and crazy. 31 00:01:48,160 --> 00:01:51,600 Speaker 1: So on this the Saturday edition of the Fifth Hour 32 00:01:51,680 --> 00:01:54,680 Speaker 1: with Ben Mallard and Danny g we are gonna have 33 00:01:55,560 --> 00:01:57,560 Speaker 1: I can't even say who this is. This is such 34 00:01:57,600 --> 00:02:00,520 Speaker 1: a big name. Danny, Oh my god, I'm gonna make 35 00:02:01,040 --> 00:02:03,600 Speaker 1: I'm gonna make you wait for this name. It is 36 00:02:03,840 --> 00:02:06,920 Speaker 1: like it is going to break the podcast. It's my 37 00:02:07,000 --> 00:02:11,400 Speaker 1: favorite line all week long from Radio row here. Oh boy, 38 00:02:11,400 --> 00:02:13,839 Speaker 1: and the big names walking around You'll never you never 39 00:02:13,960 --> 00:02:18,480 Speaker 1: know who's gonna stop. You have big names plan for you. 40 00:02:19,480 --> 00:02:24,120 Speaker 1: Uh uh. Some some observations. But we're better liars than you, 41 00:02:24,200 --> 00:02:27,280 Speaker 1: by the way. Oh yeah, I'm a terrible liar and 42 00:02:27,440 --> 00:02:30,079 Speaker 1: I I was actually texting a couple of guys that 43 00:02:30,200 --> 00:02:33,240 Speaker 1: do radio shows back East, and we were like, man, 44 00:02:33,480 --> 00:02:35,680 Speaker 1: like so many of these guys who are like total 45 00:02:35,760 --> 00:02:37,799 Speaker 1: hard old guys, like they are really about it, and 46 00:02:37,840 --> 00:02:40,560 Speaker 1: I'm like, I can't be that guy, Like I love 47 00:02:40,680 --> 00:02:42,880 Speaker 1: kind of like mocking all of this. But I was 48 00:02:42,919 --> 00:02:45,040 Speaker 1: walking around after I did the Overnight show and and 49 00:02:45,080 --> 00:02:47,360 Speaker 1: these guys are like breaking down the XS and those, 50 00:02:47,400 --> 00:02:49,040 Speaker 1: you know, They're like really into it, and I'm like, 51 00:02:49,080 --> 00:02:51,000 Speaker 1: what are you doing though we're talking about football? Who 52 00:02:51,000 --> 00:02:52,840 Speaker 1: wants to hear that? You know, come on speaking. I'm 53 00:02:52,840 --> 00:02:56,000 Speaker 1: attached to the two Perfect shows because earlier in the 54 00:02:56,040 --> 00:02:59,320 Speaker 1: week there was this junket upstairs here at the convention Center. 55 00:02:59,600 --> 00:03:04,040 Speaker 1: It was all the Fox TV personalities and announcers that 56 00:03:04,080 --> 00:03:06,920 Speaker 1: we're gonna be doing the Super Bowl. So you had 57 00:03:07,080 --> 00:03:11,040 Speaker 1: everybody from Grant to Charles Woodson to that was the 58 00:03:11,080 --> 00:03:15,679 Speaker 1: one Terry dropped, dropped the dirt on Sean Payne. He 59 00:03:15,720 --> 00:03:19,040 Speaker 1: spilled the beans. So so we're trying to get in 60 00:03:19,080 --> 00:03:23,600 Speaker 1: there with the Covino enriched microphone ben and all these uh, 61 00:03:23,639 --> 00:03:27,000 Speaker 1: you know, TV stations from around the country. We're asking 62 00:03:27,040 --> 00:03:31,280 Speaker 1: these stupid, hard old football questions. What do you think 63 00:03:31,320 --> 00:03:35,080 Speaker 1: about Patrick mahomes health? What percentage would you put them at? 64 00:03:35,560 --> 00:03:38,400 Speaker 1: And and and Covino Ritz were trying to ask a 65 00:03:38,840 --> 00:03:45,280 Speaker 1: Casey barbecue or or a Philly cheese, and we were 66 00:03:45,360 --> 00:03:47,640 Speaker 1: looked at us if we were aliens, and like, you 67 00:03:47,640 --> 00:03:49,960 Speaker 1: guys can get out of And the thing that's amazing, 68 00:03:50,080 --> 00:03:52,280 Speaker 1: Like and I noticed when I was doing the website. 69 00:03:52,280 --> 00:03:54,560 Speaker 1: I haven't on the website in a long time. The 70 00:03:54,600 --> 00:03:57,520 Speaker 1: things that people actually want to hear about are about 71 00:03:58,200 --> 00:04:02,640 Speaker 1: barbecue and cheese. They could nobody wants to hear about 72 00:04:02,680 --> 00:04:05,600 Speaker 1: breaking down the four three defense or the three four defense. 73 00:04:05,600 --> 00:04:07,240 Speaker 1: Who the hell wants to do that? Maybe if you're 74 00:04:07,280 --> 00:04:10,080 Speaker 1: a high school football coach, But if you're just a fan, 75 00:04:10,600 --> 00:04:13,280 Speaker 1: you wanna you wanna make these people human beings. You know, 76 00:04:13,280 --> 00:04:17,599 Speaker 1: it's ridiculous. Um. Anyway, so before we we bring in 77 00:04:18,440 --> 00:04:22,760 Speaker 1: big name this again, download record, download record here someone 78 00:04:23,000 --> 00:04:26,760 Speaker 1: related to the Super Bowl, Massive name right around the corner. 79 00:04:26,880 --> 00:04:32,640 Speaker 1: I'm hoping it's it's it's story time. It's story time 80 00:04:32,760 --> 00:04:35,760 Speaker 1: on the fifth Hour with Ben Maller and Danny g 81 00:04:36,680 --> 00:04:42,360 Speaker 1: And who doesn't enjoy a good travel log A Mallard travelog, 82 00:04:42,960 --> 00:04:48,279 Speaker 1: And we have a doozy. So this kind of happened 83 00:04:48,279 --> 00:04:51,200 Speaker 1: at the last minute coming to the Super Bowl. I'm 84 00:04:51,240 --> 00:04:53,360 Speaker 1: very happy to be here. It's been great, it's been fun. 85 00:04:53,400 --> 00:04:56,080 Speaker 1: I hope to do this again next year Danny in 86 00:04:56,200 --> 00:04:59,720 Speaker 1: Vegas in sin City, hopefully that will we'll take place. 87 00:05:00,279 --> 00:05:03,320 Speaker 1: And so to kind of set the scene here that 88 00:05:03,560 --> 00:05:06,280 Speaker 1: the travel arrangements were not made far in advance. I 89 00:05:06,680 --> 00:05:10,360 Speaker 1: did not realize up until shortly before I came here 90 00:05:10,400 --> 00:05:13,960 Speaker 1: to Arizona that I would be coming. I heard rumors 91 00:05:14,000 --> 00:05:16,320 Speaker 1: that it might happen, but you don't know what you 92 00:05:16,400 --> 00:05:18,520 Speaker 1: don't know, and you don't know it's gonna happen until 93 00:05:18,560 --> 00:05:22,000 Speaker 1: it happened. And so I didn't say anything on the 94 00:05:22,120 --> 00:05:26,240 Speaker 1: radio show, and I didn't tweet anything out. And the 95 00:05:26,279 --> 00:05:28,720 Speaker 1: reason I didn't is because I was worried it might 96 00:05:28,720 --> 00:05:32,320 Speaker 1: not happen. I didn't want the Mallard jinks to be 97 00:05:32,360 --> 00:05:36,320 Speaker 1: in effect. I was trying to avoid the Mallard jinks. Yeah, 98 00:05:36,560 --> 00:05:39,800 Speaker 1: so there is that. But well, Bennett turns out that 99 00:05:39,839 --> 00:05:45,800 Speaker 1: you didn't lie about Yeah, we're gonna interrupt you right now. 100 00:05:45,839 --> 00:05:47,600 Speaker 1: And it was just it was just telling a story 101 00:05:47,600 --> 00:05:49,360 Speaker 1: about I was in the middle of a story and 102 00:05:49,480 --> 00:05:52,560 Speaker 1: what happened. We're gonna get back to your story in 103 00:05:52,640 --> 00:05:55,520 Speaker 1: just a moment. Here, you see, we're gonna We're gonna 104 00:05:55,520 --> 00:05:57,560 Speaker 1: get miked up here. Let me see we got two 105 00:05:57,600 --> 00:06:00,680 Speaker 1: mikes there you go. All right. See you thought I 106 00:06:00,720 --> 00:06:03,560 Speaker 1: was I was false advertising. You thought I was full 107 00:06:03,560 --> 00:06:05,640 Speaker 1: of crap. I was not. I was not. This is 108 00:06:05,760 --> 00:06:09,479 Speaker 1: very important podcast. Well we can turn your mind on here. 109 00:06:09,560 --> 00:06:12,280 Speaker 1: This is very important here. We're live on it's a 110 00:06:12,440 --> 00:06:14,919 Speaker 1: fifth hour, live on tape here, the fifth Hour with 111 00:06:15,040 --> 00:06:18,280 Speaker 1: Ben Maller and Danny g Radio as we hang out 112 00:06:18,279 --> 00:06:22,039 Speaker 1: with Scott podcast dojo. Oh, they're bringing up plate. There's 113 00:06:22,080 --> 00:06:23,800 Speaker 1: a plate of food. Is that food over there? What 114 00:06:23,839 --> 00:06:26,599 Speaker 1: do we have? We've uh, you don't want to eat that? Bai? 115 00:06:27,560 --> 00:06:30,040 Speaker 1: What is like chicken? Those are cold? Right? Those are 116 00:06:30,080 --> 00:06:39,960 Speaker 1: cold chicken cold? The legend it's like Smith, the all 117 00:06:40,120 --> 00:06:45,880 Speaker 1: time leading Russia's son, nice enough to join us. Welcome, 118 00:06:46,400 --> 00:06:49,600 Speaker 1: Thank you guys, thank you. Yea a fun week so far, 119 00:06:49,760 --> 00:06:53,920 Speaker 1: of course, I mean, I'm with my wingmen right, any 120 00:06:54,000 --> 00:06:56,160 Speaker 1: better than that? How many how many of these? How 121 00:06:56,160 --> 00:06:57,480 Speaker 1: many of these have you done, by the way at 122 00:06:57,480 --> 00:07:00,440 Speaker 1: this point through the week and all that, I mean, 123 00:07:00,440 --> 00:07:04,000 Speaker 1: I only did it today. Um, but yeah, maybe around 124 00:07:04,080 --> 00:07:07,320 Speaker 1: like what, Yeah, we've been to a couple of so 125 00:07:07,360 --> 00:07:09,120 Speaker 1: as your as your old man like schooled you on 126 00:07:09,160 --> 00:07:11,200 Speaker 1: the process. He back in the day, he did all 127 00:07:11,200 --> 00:07:13,480 Speaker 1: these things forever, so as he taught you like ten 128 00:07:13,520 --> 00:07:15,000 Speaker 1: years ago, it's kind of hard to school him on 129 00:07:15,040 --> 00:07:18,920 Speaker 1: the process. He's just join the moment now, he's now 130 00:07:18,960 --> 00:07:21,200 Speaker 1: he's seeing how all of it comes together when you 131 00:07:21,320 --> 00:07:24,240 Speaker 1: when you're in college and so forth, and now you're 132 00:07:24,280 --> 00:07:28,280 Speaker 1: around the big game itself officially. Now it's it's becoming 133 00:07:28,360 --> 00:07:30,560 Speaker 1: more real. Yeah, I mean I've done my due diligence, 134 00:07:30,600 --> 00:07:33,360 Speaker 1: and i mean he's a great mentor. So I've always 135 00:07:33,360 --> 00:07:36,040 Speaker 1: watched him since I was the kids. So now what 136 00:07:36,080 --> 00:07:38,160 Speaker 1: was it like, because like I've heard stories from like 137 00:07:38,480 --> 00:07:40,520 Speaker 1: your dad was like a big time deal, Like did 138 00:07:40,560 --> 00:07:42,440 Speaker 1: you like love your dad or did you're like like 139 00:07:42,760 --> 00:07:45,160 Speaker 1: did you like other guys because your dad was like 140 00:07:45,720 --> 00:07:47,520 Speaker 1: you know you all you knew it was your dad, right, 141 00:07:47,560 --> 00:07:49,240 Speaker 1: I mean, yeah, he was my he was my pop. 142 00:07:49,320 --> 00:07:51,280 Speaker 1: So like I've never really saw him as you know, 143 00:07:51,320 --> 00:07:53,480 Speaker 1: the m smith that you guys see. Yeah, so I've 144 00:07:53,520 --> 00:07:55,720 Speaker 1: always had other people that I've always looked at or 145 00:07:55,840 --> 00:07:58,520 Speaker 1: even him telling me who to look at, um. And 146 00:07:58,560 --> 00:08:01,240 Speaker 1: so with that, I mean, yeah, he's just my pops, 147 00:08:01,280 --> 00:08:04,960 Speaker 1: you know, I hear you. That's great. Well, well, it's 148 00:08:04,960 --> 00:08:06,720 Speaker 1: great to have you guys on and and and but 149 00:08:06,800 --> 00:08:09,360 Speaker 1: I want to ask you now, these athletes today, it's 150 00:08:09,400 --> 00:08:13,720 Speaker 1: it's not so much you need well that this generation though, 151 00:08:13,720 --> 00:08:16,000 Speaker 1: that's like load management and all that. You know that's 152 00:08:16,040 --> 00:08:18,600 Speaker 1: going on and all that, Like, uh, when you you 153 00:08:18,640 --> 00:08:20,120 Speaker 1: were playing and one of the reasons you have the 154 00:08:20,480 --> 00:08:23,040 Speaker 1: rushing record, you know you played, you kept playing, you 155 00:08:23,040 --> 00:08:24,920 Speaker 1: were banged up, you keep going on. What do you 156 00:08:24,960 --> 00:08:28,360 Speaker 1: think about this new generation the guys that and it's 157 00:08:28,360 --> 00:08:30,440 Speaker 1: not so much in football, but it's coming to football 158 00:08:30,480 --> 00:08:36,160 Speaker 1: that are kind of cutting to me. I think it's exactly, um, 159 00:08:36,320 --> 00:08:41,320 Speaker 1: what the the game. It's somewhat requiring because of a 160 00:08:41,400 --> 00:08:45,920 Speaker 1: lot of the concussion protocol issues that's been been talked about, 161 00:08:47,000 --> 00:08:52,560 Speaker 1: and where the probably the a lot of the the 162 00:08:52,640 --> 00:08:55,959 Speaker 1: hits are coming from. And so I think it's also 163 00:08:56,080 --> 00:08:59,760 Speaker 1: part of the marketing scheme also to devalue certain positions 164 00:09:00,320 --> 00:09:04,880 Speaker 1: for whatever reason. Um, And I think most of those 165 00:09:05,360 --> 00:09:09,880 Speaker 1: reasons are are related to high scoring games. What's not fun, 166 00:09:09,880 --> 00:09:11,840 Speaker 1: it's not fun to see the clock, tik tik tik tik, 167 00:09:11,880 --> 00:09:13,760 Speaker 1: take away through the run game. But it's fun to 168 00:09:13,800 --> 00:09:15,760 Speaker 1: see the ball in the air, catching the balls and 169 00:09:15,760 --> 00:09:19,440 Speaker 1: guys performing in the end zone. That's great, but uh, 170 00:09:19,679 --> 00:09:24,800 Speaker 1: you know, it's it has taken away the essence of 171 00:09:24,840 --> 00:09:28,080 Speaker 1: what the game, how the game was actually made, and 172 00:09:28,120 --> 00:09:30,560 Speaker 1: how the game was meant to be played. In the beginning, 173 00:09:31,600 --> 00:09:36,320 Speaker 1: I'm okay with the forward pass, but at the expense 174 00:09:36,400 --> 00:09:40,640 Speaker 1: of the game itself, I'm not. Uh. That's why I mean, 175 00:09:40,800 --> 00:09:44,760 Speaker 1: dbs don't have a chance right now. Uh, and big 176 00:09:44,880 --> 00:09:49,400 Speaker 1: hitters don't have a chance right now. I saw um 177 00:09:49,920 --> 00:09:54,360 Speaker 1: a Twitter feed this morning. I believe Ryan Clark knocked 178 00:09:54,400 --> 00:09:58,040 Speaker 1: a living breath out of West Walker this morning on 179 00:09:58,240 --> 00:10:02,600 Speaker 1: something the way we use to play football that doesn't exist. 180 00:10:02,679 --> 00:10:04,680 Speaker 1: That hit right now will get you kicked out of 181 00:10:04,720 --> 00:10:11,040 Speaker 1: the world. So so it's different what young running backs 182 00:10:11,040 --> 00:10:13,280 Speaker 1: in the league right now? Do you kind of admire? 183 00:10:13,440 --> 00:10:17,199 Speaker 1: You see some of yourself and them maybe uh, not many, 184 00:10:17,320 --> 00:10:19,679 Speaker 1: because I mean, when I see myself, I'm looking at 185 00:10:19,720 --> 00:10:23,880 Speaker 1: a style, uh not necessarily performance wise, how you look 186 00:10:23,960 --> 00:10:26,600 Speaker 1: in the uniform, how he moves in uniform, and mark 187 00:10:26,760 --> 00:10:31,839 Speaker 1: ingram to me has come become the closest to me. Um, 188 00:10:31,920 --> 00:10:35,600 Speaker 1: I can't really see too many other guys in that light. Yeah, 189 00:10:35,840 --> 00:10:39,679 Speaker 1: what was the Lebron James this week? Broke the story? Right? 190 00:10:39,679 --> 00:10:42,640 Speaker 1: Do you have the rushing record? Do you think that 191 00:10:43,080 --> 00:10:46,280 Speaker 1: you think about unbreakable records? The way the games played 192 00:10:46,320 --> 00:10:48,800 Speaker 1: these days, do you ever think about somebody breaking your 193 00:10:48,880 --> 00:10:51,679 Speaker 1: mark for rushing yards? I don't think about it, But 194 00:10:51,920 --> 00:10:54,439 Speaker 1: do you think it will happen? I believe if a 195 00:10:54,520 --> 00:10:56,880 Speaker 1: human data before another human can do it again. I 196 00:10:56,920 --> 00:10:59,679 Speaker 1: mean this, this is very cyclical right now. That might 197 00:10:59,720 --> 00:11:03,880 Speaker 1: be that might be a technology that develops that nobody 198 00:11:03,920 --> 00:11:06,960 Speaker 1: can get a concussion and you might be able to 199 00:11:06,960 --> 00:11:09,560 Speaker 1: protect bodies a lot better now, and then gods can 200 00:11:09,679 --> 00:11:12,280 Speaker 1: just go for it. And if that happens, you never 201 00:11:12,360 --> 00:11:16,760 Speaker 1: know what might happen. And so I'm a firm believer 202 00:11:16,880 --> 00:11:18,679 Speaker 1: that if a man did it before a man can 203 00:11:18,679 --> 00:11:21,240 Speaker 1: do it again, will I be around to see it? 204 00:11:21,360 --> 00:11:25,120 Speaker 1: I don't know, But until then I'm gonna stay where 205 00:11:25,160 --> 00:11:28,839 Speaker 1: I'm at on top of the very top. Was speaking 206 00:11:28,880 --> 00:11:33,240 Speaker 1: of basketball? Is your family have a favorite basketball team? 207 00:11:33,920 --> 00:11:38,760 Speaker 1: I mean, we don't really watch basketball. That was ever 208 00:11:38,880 --> 00:11:41,240 Speaker 1: bolting growing up? Was it only football? And what other 209 00:11:41,280 --> 00:11:43,360 Speaker 1: stuff we're growing up? What's the what's a growing up 210 00:11:43,360 --> 00:11:45,520 Speaker 1: with that? In that house? Was it all sports or 211 00:11:45,559 --> 00:11:47,040 Speaker 1: were you guys were like, I mean, we could do 212 00:11:47,120 --> 00:11:48,920 Speaker 1: whatever we wanted say. I mean he was really open 213 00:11:48,960 --> 00:11:52,239 Speaker 1: minded about that. I mean I I played, I played basketball, 214 00:11:52,400 --> 00:11:56,600 Speaker 1: I mean I would played golf, played tennis, played soccer, track. 215 00:11:56,840 --> 00:11:59,439 Speaker 1: I mean I did everything, and I mean it swim 216 00:11:59,480 --> 00:12:06,400 Speaker 1: better than me. The worst punishment you ever got a 217 00:12:06,520 --> 00:12:13,960 Speaker 1: little boat when here and there had to yeah, exactly, Uh, 218 00:12:14,000 --> 00:12:17,080 Speaker 1: and you guys are here because uh, I see you 219 00:12:17,160 --> 00:12:19,400 Speaker 1: said not do not eat the chicken wings. But it's 220 00:12:19,440 --> 00:12:23,040 Speaker 1: not about the chicken wings? What is it about. I'm 221 00:12:23,080 --> 00:12:26,160 Speaker 1: gonna just saying this as we in pro approached this weekend. 222 00:12:26,320 --> 00:12:29,600 Speaker 1: This is a weekend of festivities for a lot of people. 223 00:12:29,880 --> 00:12:32,960 Speaker 1: There's gonna be family members coming over, other folks, house, 224 00:12:33,040 --> 00:12:35,720 Speaker 1: friends coming over, people house. Super Bowl party is gonna 225 00:12:35,720 --> 00:12:38,679 Speaker 1: be a galore, and every Super Bowl part is always 226 00:12:38,760 --> 00:12:41,280 Speaker 1: gonna be a mess, some type of mess. Somebody's gonna 227 00:12:41,280 --> 00:12:44,880 Speaker 1: have to clean up something, and everybody's gonna have their 228 00:12:44,960 --> 00:12:48,000 Speaker 1: pick of food. Wings is gonna be part of it, 229 00:12:48,360 --> 00:12:51,280 Speaker 1: Ribs can be part of it, Sauces can be part 230 00:12:51,320 --> 00:12:54,480 Speaker 1: of all kinds of things. And wherever there are wings 231 00:12:54,520 --> 00:12:57,520 Speaker 1: and sauces is always going to be a mess. And 232 00:12:57,600 --> 00:13:01,320 Speaker 1: for us, you cannot play. You cannot have wings without football. 233 00:13:01,440 --> 00:13:03,120 Speaker 1: You cannot have football with out wings, and cannot have 234 00:13:03,160 --> 00:13:05,920 Speaker 1: wings without bounty. And so bounty is there to help 235 00:13:05,960 --> 00:13:10,079 Speaker 1: you clean things up. I mean, who not who's not 236 00:13:10,200 --> 00:13:12,440 Speaker 1: trying to eat good and have a good time, but 237 00:13:12,520 --> 00:13:15,040 Speaker 1: yet who don't want to clean up? I don't want 238 00:13:15,040 --> 00:13:16,839 Speaker 1: to clean up after all that cooking, But if I'm 239 00:13:16,840 --> 00:13:18,360 Speaker 1: gonna clean up with something, I want to clean up 240 00:13:18,360 --> 00:13:19,679 Speaker 1: with something that's gonna help me get it out the 241 00:13:19,720 --> 00:13:22,400 Speaker 1: way fairly quickly and not have things stick to my 242 00:13:22,480 --> 00:13:26,079 Speaker 1: hands and enjoy the moment as we're enjoying the game 243 00:13:26,120 --> 00:13:28,720 Speaker 1: and watching Rihanna do things. I didn't know what you 244 00:13:28,760 --> 00:13:32,040 Speaker 1: guys we're gonna be talking about, but we have bounty. 245 00:13:32,120 --> 00:13:34,120 Speaker 1: So I want you to know my house, we have bounties. 246 00:13:35,880 --> 00:13:38,000 Speaker 1: You try some of that other stuff that just you wrapping, 247 00:13:38,200 --> 00:13:41,720 Speaker 1: steal sticking on the things, and every bounty just cleans 248 00:13:41,800 --> 00:13:44,600 Speaker 1: it off. You do not need that. Listen, guys, I 249 00:13:44,600 --> 00:13:46,120 Speaker 1: know you gotta go, you gotta go do some more 250 00:13:46,120 --> 00:13:48,280 Speaker 1: of this, But thank you for stopping by. Thank you, guys, 251 00:13:48,480 --> 00:13:53,000 Speaker 1: appreciate it. Appreciate it, and thank you, and I want 252 00:13:53,080 --> 00:13:58,800 Speaker 1: your dad's watch. By the way, hanging out with us, 253 00:13:59,160 --> 00:14:02,600 Speaker 1: you're as back, but you weren't lying. That was a 254 00:14:02,600 --> 00:14:05,160 Speaker 1: big name, No, the all time leading rusher in the 255 00:14:05,280 --> 00:14:07,920 Speaker 1: NFL who just like, I'm I'm in mid stance, I'm 256 00:14:07,920 --> 00:14:09,800 Speaker 1: about to tell a story about me staying at a 257 00:14:09,840 --> 00:14:12,679 Speaker 1: crappy hotel. And I turned around and there's the all 258 00:14:12,800 --> 00:14:15,440 Speaker 1: time leading rusher in NFL history who's sitting down, like 259 00:14:15,480 --> 00:14:18,440 Speaker 1: what the hell? And and of course his son was 260 00:14:18,440 --> 00:14:21,680 Speaker 1: carrying a thing of wings. Yeah, And because you had 261 00:14:21,720 --> 00:14:23,480 Speaker 1: mentioned you were hungry and you were trying to get 262 00:14:23,520 --> 00:14:25,440 Speaker 1: some food, so I thought, well, look somebody must have 263 00:14:25,480 --> 00:14:28,000 Speaker 1: brought wings for Danny g And I was like, well, 264 00:14:28,000 --> 00:14:29,880 Speaker 1: maybe I'll have a wing. I'll break my fast for 265 00:14:30,080 --> 00:14:33,440 Speaker 1: with a wing. And I'm like, well, no, I'm not 266 00:14:33,480 --> 00:14:35,600 Speaker 1: gonna I'm not gonna break my fast with a wing. 267 00:14:35,640 --> 00:14:38,200 Speaker 1: And they were like emmitting his son were like you 268 00:14:38,320 --> 00:14:41,840 Speaker 1: probably probably shouldn't do that, but that was that was 269 00:14:41,920 --> 00:14:44,120 Speaker 1: kind of cool. That was good to have mmin on. 270 00:14:44,560 --> 00:14:46,600 Speaker 1: So now you don't have to wait and see when 271 00:14:46,640 --> 00:14:48,960 Speaker 1: I say something. When I say, we're gonna have a 272 00:14:49,000 --> 00:14:52,320 Speaker 1: big name. Boom. It happened just like that. And now 273 00:14:52,360 --> 00:14:55,840 Speaker 1: I'm gonna because now the next interview they give us, 274 00:14:56,200 --> 00:14:58,120 Speaker 1: it's gonna be somebody. I don't know what you're talking about, 275 00:14:58,120 --> 00:15:00,040 Speaker 1: but but I do have I actually do have the 276 00:15:00,040 --> 00:15:03,400 Speaker 1: the paper towels that he was pitching, so I happen 277 00:15:03,480 --> 00:15:05,160 Speaker 1: to have that at my house. Be sure to catch 278 00:15:05,240 --> 00:15:07,800 Speaker 1: live editions of The Ben Maller Show weekdays at two 279 00:15:07,880 --> 00:15:11,480 Speaker 1: a m. Eastern eleven pm Pacific on Fox Sports Radio 280 00:15:11,680 --> 00:15:15,920 Speaker 1: and the I Heart Radio app. So travel Stories. Everyone 281 00:15:15,960 --> 00:15:17,720 Speaker 1: loves a good travel story, So I'll pick up where 282 00:15:17,760 --> 00:15:20,440 Speaker 1: we left off before we were interrupted by the all 283 00:15:20,480 --> 00:15:22,840 Speaker 1: time leaning rusher in the NFL, the great Emmitt Smith 284 00:15:22,840 --> 00:15:25,600 Speaker 1: in his son. So traveling here, I didn't know until 285 00:15:25,920 --> 00:15:27,840 Speaker 1: kind of before, right before we were coming, I was 286 00:15:28,000 --> 00:15:30,160 Speaker 1: I was gonna be here. So the travel was booked 287 00:15:30,160 --> 00:15:35,120 Speaker 1: at the last minute, and I flew an airline where 288 00:15:35,120 --> 00:15:38,520 Speaker 1: you don't get a reserve seat. Um, it's an airline 289 00:15:38,560 --> 00:15:42,200 Speaker 1: that had some major problems back in December. The weather, 290 00:15:42,320 --> 00:15:44,640 Speaker 1: it did not go so well for them. Their stock 291 00:15:44,680 --> 00:15:46,360 Speaker 1: wanting to toilet. But Tim, fine, I don't, I don't 292 00:15:46,360 --> 00:15:49,040 Speaker 1: I've flown that airline before. I have no problem with it. Um. 293 00:15:49,200 --> 00:15:51,520 Speaker 1: But we got there and we were in group C, 294 00:15:52,440 --> 00:15:55,760 Speaker 1: and I was the next last person getting on the plane, 295 00:15:56,440 --> 00:16:00,920 Speaker 1: which guaranteed I had to do the awkward excuse me, 296 00:16:01,000 --> 00:16:03,680 Speaker 1: I need that middle seat, which was the next to 297 00:16:03,760 --> 00:16:06,120 Speaker 1: last seat that was available. So I had to sit 298 00:16:06,160 --> 00:16:07,920 Speaker 1: on the middle seat, which but unfortunately it's a very 299 00:16:07,920 --> 00:16:10,160 Speaker 1: short flight from from l A to Phoenix, so it 300 00:16:10,160 --> 00:16:13,359 Speaker 1: didn't take that long. But then the next layer, Danny, 301 00:16:13,560 --> 00:16:17,000 Speaker 1: we get into the Valley of the Sun and we 302 00:16:17,080 --> 00:16:19,600 Speaker 1: take the uber to the hotel. Now again this was 303 00:16:19,640 --> 00:16:23,080 Speaker 1: all last minute. There's a massive golf tournament going on 304 00:16:23,160 --> 00:16:28,080 Speaker 1: this weekend, the waste management whatever it's called, which I'm 305 00:16:28,120 --> 00:16:30,360 Speaker 1: not really familiar with. I kind of goofed on it. 306 00:16:30,400 --> 00:16:32,320 Speaker 1: But like if you're a hard old golf fan, this 307 00:16:32,400 --> 00:16:35,240 Speaker 1: is like awesome. It's like a big party scene. And 308 00:16:35,400 --> 00:16:37,920 Speaker 1: they estimate the uber driver said, there's like two hundred 309 00:16:37,960 --> 00:16:43,760 Speaker 1: thousand people that are coming into this area for that. Yeah, 310 00:16:43,840 --> 00:16:48,240 Speaker 1: bringing one billion dollars Phoenix. And it's like one of 311 00:16:48,240 --> 00:16:51,400 Speaker 1: those things too, because you you go into Arizona and 312 00:16:51,440 --> 00:16:53,000 Speaker 1: like a lot of these people, I'm not going to 313 00:16:53,000 --> 00:16:55,200 Speaker 1: the super Bowl. You're not going to the super Bowl 314 00:16:55,600 --> 00:16:59,440 Speaker 1: because you can't afford it? Are you? Are you from? 315 00:17:00,360 --> 00:17:02,160 Speaker 1: I think my man Don Martin back there, he's got 316 00:17:02,240 --> 00:17:06,240 Speaker 1: a stack of tickets. Tickets, man, but they're clients and 317 00:17:07,600 --> 00:17:10,359 Speaker 1: exactly no. So but like the waste management thing, you 318 00:17:10,359 --> 00:17:12,359 Speaker 1: can get in for a few owner bucks or whatever, 319 00:17:12,400 --> 00:17:14,119 Speaker 1: so you can go hang out. And I guess the 320 00:17:14,119 --> 00:17:16,040 Speaker 1: way they were explaining, they're all drinking. So anyway, a 321 00:17:16,080 --> 00:17:19,840 Speaker 1: point of this, all the good hotels were booked. So 322 00:17:20,080 --> 00:17:22,000 Speaker 1: I was on the phone with our boss and we 323 00:17:22,000 --> 00:17:24,119 Speaker 1: were trying to make travel arrangements. And originally I was 324 00:17:24,160 --> 00:17:28,080 Speaker 1: just gonna come by myself. Uh and uh. He had 325 00:17:28,119 --> 00:17:30,639 Speaker 1: a couple of options for hotels, and so I picked. 326 00:17:31,000 --> 00:17:32,840 Speaker 1: I don't know these hotels, so I picked one of 327 00:17:32,840 --> 00:17:36,280 Speaker 1: the hotels, and my wife decides, well, she wanted to 328 00:17:36,280 --> 00:17:38,040 Speaker 1: come with me because I we have some family here. 329 00:17:38,040 --> 00:17:40,480 Speaker 1: Her brother actually is visiting the Phoenix area just but 330 00:17:40,640 --> 00:17:42,440 Speaker 1: he's not a football fan. He just happened to be here. 331 00:17:43,119 --> 00:17:44,439 Speaker 1: So my wife's like, well, I want to come and 332 00:17:44,480 --> 00:17:46,200 Speaker 1: hang out and whatever. So I was like, well that's great. 333 00:17:46,200 --> 00:17:47,880 Speaker 1: You know, I'm gonna be there working most of the time, 334 00:17:47,920 --> 00:17:50,040 Speaker 1: but you know, and I didn't even realize we could 335 00:17:50,080 --> 00:17:51,640 Speaker 1: kind of let her in a little bit to see 336 00:17:51,640 --> 00:17:54,480 Speaker 1: how we do things. Uh, Jonas, Actually I learned from 337 00:17:54,520 --> 00:17:56,080 Speaker 1: Jonas the other day that that was an option. I 338 00:17:56,080 --> 00:17:58,119 Speaker 1: didn't know that was an option. So so anyway, we 339 00:17:58,200 --> 00:18:00,720 Speaker 1: get in the uber. We go to a hotel and 340 00:18:00,840 --> 00:18:02,920 Speaker 1: you know, my wife a little bit. She dresses much 341 00:18:02,960 --> 00:18:08,000 Speaker 1: better than me. She wears nice clothes, dresses, jackets, jewelry. 342 00:18:08,040 --> 00:18:10,000 Speaker 1: So we get out of the uber and we walk 343 00:18:10,080 --> 00:18:14,600 Speaker 1: into the hotel and as we are walking in, it's 344 00:18:14,640 --> 00:18:18,119 Speaker 1: like the zombie apocalypse. I don't know what kind of 345 00:18:18,200 --> 00:18:21,000 Speaker 1: drugs these people are on at this hotel, but that 346 00:18:21,080 --> 00:18:22,960 Speaker 1: was the first sign. Boy, this is probably not good. 347 00:18:22,960 --> 00:18:25,160 Speaker 1: But maybe he's leaving. Maybe the guy's leaving and he's 348 00:18:25,200 --> 00:18:27,960 Speaker 1: not staying there. So we thought, maybe that's that, Uh 349 00:18:28,600 --> 00:18:30,359 Speaker 1: a bad part of town. I don't know what a 350 00:18:30,400 --> 00:18:32,160 Speaker 1: bad but I've been here a lot over the years, 351 00:18:32,200 --> 00:18:34,400 Speaker 1: but it didn't look like the greatest part of town. 352 00:18:34,400 --> 00:18:38,119 Speaker 1: But I've been in worse places. So anyway, and I 353 00:18:38,200 --> 00:18:40,000 Speaker 1: walk in, there's a guy walking out. He looks like 354 00:18:40,080 --> 00:18:42,719 Speaker 1: he's been doing math or whatever. He's been up for 355 00:18:42,760 --> 00:18:44,760 Speaker 1: like a week, and so I'm like, oh, this is 356 00:18:44,760 --> 00:18:47,600 Speaker 1: not good. So I'm like, we go into the front 357 00:18:47,600 --> 00:18:49,159 Speaker 1: of the desk where you gotta get the key and 358 00:18:49,240 --> 00:18:54,840 Speaker 1: check in. There's bulletproof glass of the person. Always that's 359 00:18:54,880 --> 00:18:57,359 Speaker 1: always a good sign. And for me, Ben, that takes 360 00:18:57,400 --> 00:18:59,840 Speaker 1: me back to home, that makes me feel at home. Yeah. Yeah. 361 00:19:00,040 --> 00:19:01,600 Speaker 1: Then I'm like, well that's not a good sign. So 362 00:19:01,640 --> 00:19:05,880 Speaker 1: now we've got two strikes. Um, then we got the key. 363 00:19:06,119 --> 00:19:08,639 Speaker 1: I'm like, well, maybe it's you know, maybe this rooms 364 00:19:08,640 --> 00:19:12,480 Speaker 1: are nice. You know, it's nice. You know, it's like 365 00:19:12,520 --> 00:19:15,440 Speaker 1: it's tell me they did not have the nineteen seventies 366 00:19:15,440 --> 00:19:18,959 Speaker 1: style comforter on that ugly golden kind of color. So 367 00:19:19,000 --> 00:19:21,280 Speaker 1: then we keep going. We now have to get in 368 00:19:21,320 --> 00:19:23,440 Speaker 1: the elevator to go up to the floor we're staying at. 369 00:19:23,920 --> 00:19:27,240 Speaker 1: As we're getting into the elevator, uh, and I feel bad, 370 00:19:27,359 --> 00:19:31,080 Speaker 1: but a family with groceries was coming in. They were living, 371 00:19:31,880 --> 00:19:35,240 Speaker 1: they were living at the hotel. So it now it's 372 00:19:35,280 --> 00:19:39,200 Speaker 1: like a homeless shelter with people doing drugs and bulletproof glass, 373 00:19:39,240 --> 00:19:41,480 Speaker 1: and and it's like, oh, boy, did your wife make 374 00:19:41,520 --> 00:19:44,080 Speaker 1: you leave and find another hotel? Well it gets better, 375 00:19:44,160 --> 00:19:48,040 Speaker 1: So we didn't. I'm like I'm trying. I'm Benny bright Side, 376 00:19:48,080 --> 00:19:50,760 Speaker 1: I'm trying to be optimistic, like, oh, it's gonna be okay, 377 00:19:50,840 --> 00:19:58,320 Speaker 1: don't worry. Okay, we can make sandwich with that family. Now, remember, 378 00:19:58,359 --> 00:20:00,679 Speaker 1: my wife's all dressed up, you know, and I'm dressed 379 00:20:00,680 --> 00:20:03,920 Speaker 1: like a radio slob, and she's all dressed up, and 380 00:20:03,119 --> 00:20:07,000 Speaker 1: so I fitted I could have stayed there. So we 381 00:20:07,040 --> 00:20:09,840 Speaker 1: get to the room. The room looked like it hadn't 382 00:20:09,880 --> 00:20:14,000 Speaker 1: been cleaned since the eighties, right, So there's dust, there's 383 00:20:14,240 --> 00:20:20,399 Speaker 1: the doors. Had you know that black electrical Yeah, oh 384 00:20:20,400 --> 00:20:22,600 Speaker 1: it was terrible. No, it didn't really smell like there 385 00:20:22,680 --> 00:20:25,160 Speaker 1: was like cracks in the floor in the bathroom. It 386 00:20:25,320 --> 00:20:30,359 Speaker 1: was unbelievable. And so my wife starts freaking out. She's like, well, 387 00:20:30,400 --> 00:20:32,000 Speaker 1: what you're going to do the over night show? I'm 388 00:20:32,000 --> 00:20:34,119 Speaker 1: gonna be here by myself. You didn't look at the 389 00:20:34,200 --> 00:20:36,800 Speaker 1: Yelp or the ratings or anything on this place before 390 00:20:36,800 --> 00:20:40,600 Speaker 1: you ordered into national hotel chain? It is it doesn't 391 00:20:41,800 --> 00:20:45,080 Speaker 1: I would assume that if it's a national chain that 392 00:20:45,119 --> 00:20:47,800 Speaker 1: they would have some you know, like if you're always 393 00:20:47,840 --> 00:20:50,119 Speaker 1: should go to Yelp to get the real photos whatever. 394 00:20:50,160 --> 00:20:53,600 Speaker 1: I was getting ready for the show, so I find 395 00:20:53,680 --> 00:20:55,240 Speaker 1: I gave it. I mean I felt like I was 396 00:20:55,280 --> 00:20:57,480 Speaker 1: in Afghanistan or something like that. I mean it was 397 00:20:57,560 --> 00:21:01,919 Speaker 1: like a demilitarized zone at this point. And uh and 398 00:21:02,040 --> 00:21:03,440 Speaker 1: I just I was like, you know, what reminded me 399 00:21:03,480 --> 00:21:06,359 Speaker 1: of like an old school comedy, Like that's the scene 400 00:21:06,359 --> 00:21:08,560 Speaker 1: from an old comedy. I was living a movie. Like 401 00:21:08,600 --> 00:21:11,159 Speaker 1: I walk in my wife all dolled up, dressed up, 402 00:21:11,520 --> 00:21:13,560 Speaker 1: we walk into like I feel like I was in 403 00:21:13,600 --> 00:21:16,040 Speaker 1: the Tenderloin district in San Francisco, you know, one of 404 00:21:16,040 --> 00:21:19,199 Speaker 1: those places. And uh, so we did end up and 405 00:21:19,240 --> 00:21:21,359 Speaker 1: the guy at the hotel this out. This how crappy 406 00:21:21,400 --> 00:21:23,520 Speaker 1: a hotel this is? And I'm not gonna rip the 407 00:21:23,560 --> 00:21:25,760 Speaker 1: hotel because the guy couldn't have been great. My wife 408 00:21:25,760 --> 00:21:28,600 Speaker 1: calls up, she has me call up actually, and we 409 00:21:28,640 --> 00:21:30,119 Speaker 1: had just gotten where. We were in the room for 410 00:21:30,200 --> 00:21:33,359 Speaker 1: maybe fifteen minutes, and she says, well, I'm you know, 411 00:21:34,040 --> 00:21:36,080 Speaker 1: I'm like, I'm giving the guy the story, the sob 412 00:21:36,160 --> 00:21:38,600 Speaker 1: story about how we can't stay here and all this stuff, 413 00:21:39,280 --> 00:21:43,439 Speaker 1: and the guys the guy's like, Okay, what roomor in 414 00:21:43,560 --> 00:21:46,639 Speaker 1: and he's like uh and my my wife she jumps in. 415 00:21:46,720 --> 00:21:48,840 Speaker 1: She's like, well, it's not it's not the room. It's 416 00:21:48,840 --> 00:21:51,160 Speaker 1: just you know, it's she's she's. The guy was like, total, 417 00:21:51,200 --> 00:21:54,040 Speaker 1: apparently this happens all the time, and uh and so 418 00:21:54,440 --> 00:21:56,560 Speaker 1: he gave us a full refund and we were out 419 00:21:56,560 --> 00:22:00,960 Speaker 1: the door and we went to another hotel and odd, Yeah, 420 00:22:00,960 --> 00:22:03,639 Speaker 1: it was pretty it was pretty Nutso, man, on a 421 00:22:03,720 --> 00:22:06,199 Speaker 1: scale of one to tend, how much better was the 422 00:22:06,240 --> 00:22:08,880 Speaker 1: next hotel? Well, we're gonna talk about that because there's 423 00:22:08,920 --> 00:22:10,639 Speaker 1: a funny story about it. We're gonna save that for 424 00:22:10,680 --> 00:22:14,359 Speaker 1: the next podcast. There is a funny tale about that 425 00:22:14,480 --> 00:22:17,879 Speaker 1: next hotel. The Tales of Travel. You've had a pretty 426 00:22:17,880 --> 00:22:19,879 Speaker 1: good week, right, Dady, as far as the travel stuff, 427 00:22:19,880 --> 00:22:22,680 Speaker 1: you've you've been here since. But Sunday, you guys got 428 00:22:22,680 --> 00:22:25,560 Speaker 1: in the only the only problem we had on the 429 00:22:25,560 --> 00:22:29,399 Speaker 1: flight over. We me, Covino and Rich you guys all 430 00:22:29,440 --> 00:22:32,720 Speaker 1: flew togainst Spot Yeah, and and j Stu from the 431 00:22:32,720 --> 00:22:36,520 Speaker 1: Gottleip Show. We all flew out of Burbank together last 432 00:22:36,560 --> 00:22:41,040 Speaker 1: Sunday afternoon. So we board the flight. I won't say 433 00:22:41,040 --> 00:22:45,239 Speaker 1: the name of the airlines, but we are you know, 434 00:22:45,520 --> 00:22:49,960 Speaker 1: we're in our chairs, we're we're cool. But as soon 435 00:22:50,040 --> 00:22:52,800 Speaker 1: as we get up in the sky. The flight attendant 436 00:22:52,840 --> 00:22:57,040 Speaker 1: comes on and says, there is probably gonna be some 437 00:22:57,119 --> 00:23:02,040 Speaker 1: turbulence and then use the word severe, severe turbulence in fact, 438 00:23:02,640 --> 00:23:06,600 Speaker 1: so keep seat belts on. And because of those turbulence, 439 00:23:07,160 --> 00:23:10,720 Speaker 1: no drink service, no snacks. I'm surprised to even have 440 00:23:10,840 --> 00:23:13,560 Speaker 1: that on such a short flight. Well, you know, on 441 00:23:13,600 --> 00:23:15,640 Speaker 1: a flight to Vegas out of l A, you'll you'll 442 00:23:15,680 --> 00:23:18,600 Speaker 1: get a little bag of you know, trail mix or 443 00:23:19,040 --> 00:23:21,440 Speaker 1: checks mix or whatever, and then they'll just give you 444 00:23:21,800 --> 00:23:24,359 Speaker 1: like a cup of soda with ice. They won't give 445 00:23:24,400 --> 00:23:26,320 Speaker 1: you the whole can maybe, but they'll pour you a 446 00:23:26,400 --> 00:23:28,919 Speaker 1: cup of something. So we kind of expected that, and 447 00:23:28,960 --> 00:23:31,840 Speaker 1: we were all hungry because we were in between meal times, 448 00:23:31,840 --> 00:23:34,879 Speaker 1: so we're like that snacking a cup of soda is 449 00:23:34,920 --> 00:23:37,600 Speaker 1: gonna be great. Well that was out the window because 450 00:23:37,600 --> 00:23:40,600 Speaker 1: now we're all scared for our lives because they're using 451 00:23:40,600 --> 00:23:43,960 Speaker 1: the words severe. So Cavino's turning pale because I don't 452 00:23:43,960 --> 00:23:46,399 Speaker 1: think he's a good flyer, and at least from what 453 00:23:46,440 --> 00:23:48,960 Speaker 1: I could see on this flight, and he's like, did 454 00:23:48,960 --> 00:23:51,879 Speaker 1: you hear what he said? And he's like shifting in 455 00:23:51,960 --> 00:23:57,320 Speaker 1: his his seat, and you know, the guy loved to 456 00:23:57,400 --> 00:24:00,480 Speaker 1: hear himself talk. I think because he came on ten 457 00:24:00,520 --> 00:24:04,719 Speaker 1: minutes later and said it again, and so now I'm thinking, 458 00:24:05,000 --> 00:24:07,199 Speaker 1: oh my god, we're in for the worst turbulence of 459 00:24:07,240 --> 00:24:11,640 Speaker 1: our lives. Here was it, Ben. There was not one 460 00:24:11,760 --> 00:24:16,440 Speaker 1: bump in the sky on this It was smooth sailing, 461 00:24:17,119 --> 00:24:20,040 Speaker 1: no issues, no problems. I swear to god. I think 462 00:24:20,080 --> 00:24:21,880 Speaker 1: they did this just so they didn't have to serve 463 00:24:21,960 --> 00:24:25,240 Speaker 1: us a drink or snack. But maybe they ran out 464 00:24:25,240 --> 00:24:26,960 Speaker 1: of something, Like they ran out of drinks. They're like, 465 00:24:27,119 --> 00:24:29,120 Speaker 1: I know what, They'll just say, there's turbulence and that's 466 00:24:29,119 --> 00:24:31,280 Speaker 1: how that we won't give out the drinks and all 467 00:24:31,320 --> 00:24:35,040 Speaker 1: that stuff. Yeah. I think here's my theory on pilots. 468 00:24:35,080 --> 00:24:36,919 Speaker 1: I think at the beginning of every flight, they should say, 469 00:24:36,960 --> 00:24:38,440 Speaker 1: this is gonna be the worst flight of your life. 470 00:24:38,760 --> 00:24:41,120 Speaker 1: We're lucky if we land, and then you'll feel great, 471 00:24:41,119 --> 00:24:42,920 Speaker 1: you'll feel wonderful. You'll be like, this is this is 472 00:24:42,960 --> 00:24:45,959 Speaker 1: absolutely outstanding. When I get on the plane, I'm like, 473 00:24:46,040 --> 00:24:48,080 Speaker 1: that's out of my hands. If anything happens, you know, 474 00:24:48,200 --> 00:24:50,159 Speaker 1: that's it. You know, what are you gonna do? You know, 475 00:24:50,480 --> 00:24:53,119 Speaker 1: if that's the worst thing that happened on a flight 476 00:24:54,359 --> 00:24:58,760 Speaker 1: then you know it. You can't complain, you know. But 477 00:24:59,480 --> 00:25:02,760 Speaker 1: he didn't to use the words severe. It's a bad words. 478 00:25:03,720 --> 00:25:08,000 Speaker 1: You're good with words. You're a wordsmith. Occasionally, yes, occasionally. 479 00:25:08,359 --> 00:25:11,040 Speaker 1: It's not a great not a great choice. Have you 480 00:25:11,280 --> 00:25:15,040 Speaker 1: have you been on a flight with really terrible we have? Yeah, 481 00:25:15,040 --> 00:25:17,800 Speaker 1: we've talked about right, And I had drinks and snacks 482 00:25:17,840 --> 00:25:20,040 Speaker 1: on that flight. By the way, did you were people 483 00:25:20,040 --> 00:25:22,520 Speaker 1: throwing up? I didn't see it. I didn't see any bars. 484 00:25:22,680 --> 00:25:25,440 Speaker 1: You didn't see not remember the story. We didn't serve 485 00:25:25,480 --> 00:25:27,800 Speaker 1: a full meal. It's not like back in the day 486 00:25:27,800 --> 00:25:30,760 Speaker 1: where they'd give everybody a TV dinner. Remember we talked 487 00:25:30,760 --> 00:25:32,919 Speaker 1: about that, that story that there was those kids, I 488 00:25:32,920 --> 00:25:34,600 Speaker 1: think it was. It was it in Vegas or somewhere. 489 00:25:34,640 --> 00:25:36,719 Speaker 1: They got food poison and they were all throwing up 490 00:25:36,760 --> 00:25:40,359 Speaker 1: outside the elementary school. And it's just like it's like 491 00:25:40,440 --> 00:25:42,960 Speaker 1: a scene out of a horror horror movie or the Bible, 492 00:25:43,000 --> 00:25:47,480 Speaker 1: Sodom and Gomorrahs, Like, what is going on here? Brutal? Brutal, brutal. 493 00:25:48,119 --> 00:25:51,399 Speaker 1: But we will continue this in a future. The Sunday 494 00:25:51,560 --> 00:25:54,560 Speaker 1: edition of the Fifth Hour with Ben Maller and Danny 495 00:25:54,600 --> 00:25:56,960 Speaker 1: g Now are you gonna read any questions? Is there 496 00:25:56,960 --> 00:25:59,600 Speaker 1: gonna be any You know, I did not post because 497 00:25:59,600 --> 00:26:02,640 Speaker 1: I figured we'd have a guest, the great EMMITTT. Smith. 498 00:26:02,680 --> 00:26:04,520 Speaker 1: I didn't think we have em Att Smith on. I 499 00:26:04,560 --> 00:26:06,800 Speaker 1: know we're gonna have another big name, hopefully on the 500 00:26:06,800 --> 00:26:10,119 Speaker 1: Sunday Podcast, which we no, no, no, no, antell it's 501 00:26:10,160 --> 00:26:14,000 Speaker 1: gonna be massive, which we're we're looking forward to. But 502 00:26:14,040 --> 00:26:16,200 Speaker 1: we will. I will have the conclusion because there's more 503 00:26:16,280 --> 00:26:19,440 Speaker 1: hotel shenanigans that are taking place, and we do have 504 00:26:19,520 --> 00:26:22,760 Speaker 1: some loyal minions who do not wait for me to post, 505 00:26:23,600 --> 00:26:26,000 Speaker 1: send questions in for the mail bag, and so we 506 00:26:26,040 --> 00:26:28,399 Speaker 1: did have a few people who wrote questions in. So 507 00:26:28,440 --> 00:26:32,639 Speaker 1: we'll have some a very small hybrid version of the 508 00:26:32,680 --> 00:26:35,720 Speaker 1: Sunday mail Bag on the fifth hour with Ben Maller 509 00:26:35,920 --> 00:26:39,080 Speaker 1: and Danny g and anything to promote here, Anything you 510 00:26:39,080 --> 00:26:42,119 Speaker 1: would like to promote, Danny, anything you wanna be selling. 511 00:26:42,160 --> 00:26:44,560 Speaker 1: Do you have any paper, towels, toilet paper, bottle of 512 00:26:44,600 --> 00:26:47,240 Speaker 1: water you would like to promote here? No, but to 513 00:26:47,320 --> 00:26:50,000 Speaker 1: be a company man. It is Saturday right now as 514 00:26:50,040 --> 00:26:53,520 Speaker 1: you listen to this podcast, and what better way to 515 00:26:53,720 --> 00:26:56,959 Speaker 1: prepare for the Super Bowl than to have Fox Sports 516 00:26:57,040 --> 00:27:02,120 Speaker 1: Radio on NonStop, in your car, your phone, headphones, wherever 517 00:27:02,160 --> 00:27:04,080 Speaker 1: you're going. And I gotta tell that, for years I 518 00:27:04,119 --> 00:27:07,840 Speaker 1: did the Super Bowl show with Looney Remember shocked. Every 519 00:27:07,920 --> 00:27:10,680 Speaker 1: year we say, no one's listening, everyone's watching the super 520 00:27:10,720 --> 00:27:12,959 Speaker 1: Bowl and there are so many people out who are 521 00:27:13,000 --> 00:27:16,200 Speaker 1: making food runs or people the living food. We would 522 00:27:16,200 --> 00:27:18,200 Speaker 1: give out the phone and we have full phone lines. 523 00:27:18,280 --> 00:27:22,320 Speaker 1: We had we were cleared everywhere because just about everywhere 524 00:27:22,680 --> 00:27:25,680 Speaker 1: I can't get past. I keep looking at the again. 525 00:27:25,720 --> 00:27:28,600 Speaker 1: I'm in a trance state looking at that cube spinning 526 00:27:28,640 --> 00:27:32,639 Speaker 1: around here. This is the perfect weekend. That's like in 527 00:27:32,720 --> 00:27:36,040 Speaker 1: Brazil they have the Jesus statue atop the mountain. It's 528 00:27:36,320 --> 00:27:39,600 Speaker 1: it's unbelievable. It is is amazing. This is the perfect 529 00:27:39,640 --> 00:27:42,240 Speaker 1: weekend to use that I heart app and just type 530 00:27:42,280 --> 00:27:45,399 Speaker 1: in FS are for Fox Sports Radio and take the 531 00:27:45,480 --> 00:27:48,600 Speaker 1: live shows with you. Shouts out to everybody who are 532 00:27:48,640 --> 00:27:51,679 Speaker 1: busting their butts, not only tearing down the stage and 533 00:27:51,720 --> 00:27:55,240 Speaker 1: everything back in Phoenix getting ready for Sunday, but also 534 00:27:55,320 --> 00:27:58,840 Speaker 1: back in Sherman Oaks, California, running the show from behind 535 00:27:58,840 --> 00:28:01,719 Speaker 1: the scenes and on the main microphones. Yes, and I 536 00:28:01,760 --> 00:28:04,639 Speaker 1: do listen. I feel the agony. Not everyone gets to 537 00:28:04,640 --> 00:28:06,399 Speaker 1: go to these things, so it does you know, it sucks. 538 00:28:06,400 --> 00:28:08,159 Speaker 1: I wish everyone could go, and I didn't get to 539 00:28:08,160 --> 00:28:09,480 Speaker 1: go for a long time, so it's cool. The last 540 00:28:09,480 --> 00:28:12,640 Speaker 1: couple of years have been awesome, and hopefully next year 541 00:28:12,680 --> 00:28:16,280 Speaker 1: in Vegas also crazy and wild and all that. So 542 00:28:16,400 --> 00:28:18,920 Speaker 1: I have a great rest of your day. Remember we'll 543 00:28:19,000 --> 00:28:22,480 Speaker 1: have a hybrid mail bag on Sunday. And I don't 544 00:28:22,520 --> 00:28:24,639 Speaker 1: think we can trap the or we we can trump 545 00:28:24,680 --> 00:28:27,600 Speaker 1: the all time leading rusher in the NFL, but you 546 00:28:27,680 --> 00:28:30,000 Speaker 1: never know, we'll find out you're right about that. We 547 00:28:30,080 --> 00:28:32,879 Speaker 1: might have the Andy Reid look alike. I would like 548 00:28:32,960 --> 00:28:34,560 Speaker 1: to talk to that guy. I gotta get a photo 549 00:28:34,560 --> 00:28:36,040 Speaker 1: of that guy, and he's still here. I'm gonna track 550 00:28:36,080 --> 00:28:38,240 Speaker 1: that guy down anyway. I have a great rest of 551 00:28:38,240 --> 00:28:41,520 Speaker 1: the day with catching next time and see you Austa 552 00:28:41,560 --> 00:28:41,960 Speaker 1: Pasta