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Speaker 1: Jubils Dirty Little Secret on the New Hits of one

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Speaker 1: oh six point one. It's time four Dirty Little Secret.

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Speaker 1: Who why the holes? Because I'm a master of drama,

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Speaker 1: dramatic effect and pausing to make people wonder what I'm

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Speaker 1: gonna say, It's time for Dirty Little Secret. Remember, if

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Speaker 1: you have a dirty little secret, you can get it

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Speaker 1: off your chest. You can tell us anything. And we

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Speaker 1: keep everybody anonymous. That's why everybody who calls in, we

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Speaker 1: don't even ask what your name is. We give you

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Speaker 1: a fake, anonymous nickname. And I personally am very excited

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Speaker 1: about the person on the phone right now. I don't

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Speaker 1: know if I think Alex might know who it is.

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Speaker 1: English Evan questioning it because this might be an old reference.

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Speaker 1: It's an old thing, but not that old. Okay, Dark

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Speaker 1: Wing Duck, Dark Wing Duck. Okay, Okay, it's a little

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Speaker 1: more of a hint cartoon character. He was a duck superhero,

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Speaker 1: but like really a bad superhero. I think it was

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Speaker 1: a Looney Tunes character the seventies. No, I think the nineties, nineties. No,

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Speaker 1: I would have known about the nineties. Yeah, that was

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Speaker 1: not that long ago. What I'm going to introduce, Dark

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Speaker 1: Dark Wing Duck. And while they're telling us the dirty

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Speaker 1: little secret, I'll figure out some dark Wing Duck infos

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Speaker 1: so people know. But let's get to the dirty little singet.

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Speaker 1: Even though nobody knows who you are. You're on the phone.

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Speaker 1: What's up, dark Wingdome tonight? Can I just being part

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Speaker 1: of the dark Wing Duck beame song? You know it? Yes,

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Speaker 1: go for it. Oh man, let's hear a little bit

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Speaker 1: of it, Dark Wing d trouble. You've called the warking Duck.

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Speaker 1: Let's get dangerous dark Wing d You know what that

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Speaker 1: kind of sounds. I'm like, yeah, oh, yes, yes, yes,

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Speaker 1: I know who dark Wing Duck is. Okay, good, So

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Speaker 1: you're pretty good at singing talking you are? Is that

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Speaker 1: your dirty little secret that you've stopped fighting crime poorly

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Speaker 1: to become a singer? Nineteen ninety one? But all right,

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Speaker 1: ninety one? Okay, so yeah, I wasn't born yet, Thanks

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Speaker 1: English Havan. That was fine. Okay, let's just let's get

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Speaker 1: to the little I was seventy eight years old when

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Speaker 1: dark Wing Duck came out, That's why I remember. So,

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Speaker 1: mister Darkwing Duck. Now that we've got that all figured out,

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Speaker 1: what's your two little secret. Uh, my dead little secret

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Speaker 1: is I'm a gym goer, like a hardcore Jim goer,

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Speaker 1: and um, I started getting into a bodybuilding competition. Oh yeah,

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Speaker 1: and I tell everybody I'm all natural because you know

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Speaker 1: the results, like you can't help but see it now,

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Speaker 1: But I do, in fact, uh, you know, with help

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Speaker 1: of my doctor take steroids. Whoa wow, So nobody knows

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Speaker 1: that you're taking steroids. No, I tell everybody I'm all natural,

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Speaker 1: and I mean the cover is I'm in the gym

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Speaker 1: literally every day from three to four hours. And do

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Speaker 1: you actually preach though about being natural, like telling people that, hey,

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Speaker 1: you can achieve this what I have just by you know,

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Speaker 1: eating chicken and rice. I mean yeah, because you don't

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Speaker 1: want people to just are willy nilly like steroids. Yeah, so, um,

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Speaker 1: don't but yeah, don't you think you're gonna get caught

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Speaker 1: though you said you compete in bodybuilding competitions? I mean,

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Speaker 1: do you have to be not really? Because you know

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Speaker 1: they say they test, but they don't really test, and

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Speaker 1: there are a lot of ways to like avoid it.

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Speaker 1: So yeah, I don't think would you say that taking

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Speaker 1: steroids is worth it? Like you just massive and yoked

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Speaker 1: massive in you. Yeah, okay, so it's worth it to you.

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Speaker 1: I mean you should see my cast and my butt.

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Speaker 1: It's it's it's ridiculous. Yeah. So do you think that

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Speaker 1: you could do it natural? Um? I it's a lot

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Speaker 1: of work. Yeah, it's a lot of work. I'm sure

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Speaker 1: you know it would. It would take a lot of discipline,

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Speaker 1: and I'd rather just take steroids. It's easy. Well, thanks

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Speaker 1: for telling you a little secret. A lot of people

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Speaker 1: honestly have that same dirty little Oh. I bet yeah,

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Speaker 1: I'm sure a lot of us too, but I'll never

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Speaker 1: tell anybody was up for you guys, Thank you, thank

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Speaker 1: you for telling us. You're very dark dark wing duck secret.

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Speaker 1: Appreciate it. Yeah, thanks yew I through the day. I

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Speaker 1: was going to try to say, you know, like call

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Speaker 1: her out for doing steroids and pretending to be natural,

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Speaker 1: but she's probably big and would probably beat me up.

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Speaker 1: So I thought you were going to say, because I'm

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Speaker 1: on steroids, oh you know if I was, yeah, I

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Speaker 1: wouldn't look like this your stomach. What's your dirty little secret.