WEBVTT - Weekend Wizard

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<v Speaker 1>Boom. If you thought four hours a day, minutes a

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<v Speaker 1>week was enough, think again. He's the last remnants of

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<v Speaker 1>the old republic, a sole fashion of fairness. He treats

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<v Speaker 1>crackheads in the ghetto Cutter the same as the rich

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<v Speaker 1>pill poppers in the penthouse. The clearing House of Hot

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<v Speaker 1>takes break free for something special. The Fifth Hour with

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<v Speaker 1>Ben Maller starts right now in the air everywhere is

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<v Speaker 1>a Saturday, Saturday Saturday. The content does not end. The

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<v Speaker 1>Fifth Hour with Ben Maller and Danny G Radio to

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<v Speaker 1>get you through the hell that the weekend could be now.

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<v Speaker 1>Normally people look forward to the weekend, but sometimes you

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<v Speaker 1>have nothing to do. But we are here to liven

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<v Speaker 1>things up, Danny G. Even on a Saturday. How's your

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<v Speaker 1>bracket looking? Is it already in the trash can? Well,

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<v Speaker 1>they call me Benny Bracketts for a reason, day d G.

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<v Speaker 1>As you can see on the company website, I was

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<v Speaker 1>requested by management to fill out a bracket and I

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<v Speaker 1>told them, I said, I'm gonna win that TV is

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<v Speaker 1>what I'm gonna win. Now you're gonna give me that TV? Andinghuse, no, no, no, Yeah.

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<v Speaker 1>Westinghouse is a big sponsor, which I think I read

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<v Speaker 1>seventeen thousand times and all that stuff. But the the

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<v Speaker 1>n C A a a tournament, a big, a big festivals

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<v Speaker 1>year on this on this weekend, and that's what it's

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<v Speaker 1>all about. I'm sure you know from Black Friday. Westinghouse

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<v Speaker 1>is the TV that people line up for for blocks. Yeah, no, no, no,

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<v Speaker 1>I you know there's there's a million different TV companies.

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<v Speaker 1>Danny g and the Westinghouse an all time or a classic.

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<v Speaker 1>It never goes out of style. I've got on this podcast.

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<v Speaker 1>I've got my I've got Wizard, We've got that, We've

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<v Speaker 1>got backscratcher, flipping the bird with a mask, a swing

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<v Speaker 1>and a miss and ghosted. That's a lot of content.

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<v Speaker 1>That's a that's a lot of content and a limited

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<v Speaker 1>amount of time. So let's get right into what do

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<v Speaker 1>you say here? You ready to go? Yeah? All right,

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<v Speaker 1>this is siting. I'm very excited. So, as you referenced,

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<v Speaker 1>and it is that time of the year again, as

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<v Speaker 1>everyone in sports radio, we all undergo a metamorphosis and

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<v Speaker 1>it's like transforming, like it's like a caterpillar becoming a butterfly.

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<v Speaker 1>And we're all college basketball experts, all of a sudden

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<v Speaker 1>Abrica dabra hocus pocus. College basketball does not get a

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<v Speaker 1>lot of play on radio. It just doesn't. I was

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<v Speaker 1>talking to a radio friend of mine back East, and

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<v Speaker 1>he thinks that the the COVID shutdown of the n

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<v Speaker 1>c A tournament in was the final blow the college basketball,

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<v Speaker 1>completely knocking it out of the zeitgeist of people. Now

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<v Speaker 1>I'm not there yet. I'm not quite there yet, and

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<v Speaker 1>I get into the tournament. I have some reasons for that.

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<v Speaker 1>They do call me, as I said, Benny Bracketts and

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<v Speaker 1>all that, but we're all experts on college basketball. So

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<v Speaker 1>I have been Danny over the last couple weeks, leaning

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<v Speaker 1>into this weekend as we chopped the field down from

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<v Speaker 1>sixty four and widow it away or actually sixty eight

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<v Speaker 1>with the playing games back early in the week. But

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<v Speaker 1>so I've been immersing myself in n c A hoops

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<v Speaker 1>over the last couple of weeks. Actually, it is the

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<v Speaker 1>most wondrous time of the year for office pools, for

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<v Speaker 1>for gambling and all this stuff. With March madness. Now

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<v Speaker 1>we have it on, you know at the Mallard Mansion,

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<v Speaker 1>a NonStop. But for me, it's all about the Wizard Danny,

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<v Speaker 1>it's all about the wizard, about the wizard, as in

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<v Speaker 1>the Wizard of Westwood John R. Wooden legend. Well, the

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<v Speaker 1>as you as you know, I'm an ambassador for the

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<v Speaker 1>memory the legacy of John Wooden. You're saying, what is that,

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<v Speaker 1>you gas bag? You blow hard? Let me explain. So

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<v Speaker 1>this will be my twentieth year voting for the John R.

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<v Speaker 1>Wooden Award, And uh, I've talked about it from times right,

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<v Speaker 1>it is really cool. I like, I mean, we kid

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<v Speaker 1>around about it. But I don't need the heisman. I

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<v Speaker 1>don't need the the m v P, the cy Young,

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<v Speaker 1>any of that stuff. I don't need because I have

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<v Speaker 1>a vote. I have a there's a limited number of

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<v Speaker 1>votes available, media votes, and I get to vote for

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<v Speaker 1>the the awards a pound for pound, Danny, for my money,

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<v Speaker 1>the Wooden Award is at the very top. It is

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<v Speaker 1>for lem wrong. Now, how did you get this back

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<v Speaker 1>in the day? Did you apply for it? Were they desperate? No?

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<v Speaker 1>I got a great story. So there was a well

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<v Speaker 1>known sportscaster in Los Angeles named Ed Arnold. Ed worked

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<v Speaker 1>at Channel five in l A kt l A and

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<v Speaker 1>I was friends with that Ed. It was very nice

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<v Speaker 1>to me early on in my career when no one

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<v Speaker 1>should have been nice to me, no one should have

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<v Speaker 1>done anything cool to me, and but he was very

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<v Speaker 1>kind to me, and he kind of you know, led me,

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<v Speaker 1>you know, down the path to to have a career

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<v Speaker 1>in radio. One of the people that was very positive

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<v Speaker 1>to me. And I'm very grateful to Ed Arnold. And

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<v Speaker 1>Ed was a long time TV sportscaster in l A.

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<v Speaker 1>And he said, you know what, Ben came up to me.

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<v Speaker 1>It was actually Dodger Stadium and and said, you know

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<v Speaker 1>you've been you know, I forget exactly what he said.

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<v Speaker 1>He was very kind, something along the line you know,

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<v Speaker 1>I think you're gonna go places whether so he he

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<v Speaker 1>wanted me to vote for the Wooden War and uh,

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<v Speaker 1>this is you know, long, long, long ago, and I've

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<v Speaker 1>been in the business for a while, so I wasn't

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<v Speaker 1>like a young total young pup. But gave me the

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<v Speaker 1>Wooden Award vote. And my first year voting was twenty

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<v Speaker 1>two and Jay Williams, who's now on ESPN, but he

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<v Speaker 1>was at Duke. He is the Wooden Award winner that year.

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<v Speaker 1>And over the years, we've had legends like Kevin Durant

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<v Speaker 1>won the Wooden Award. Andrew Boget was a number one

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<v Speaker 1>pick for I think it was the Bucks, but he

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<v Speaker 1>won the Wooden Ward JJ reddick uh. And then they're

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<v Speaker 1>like college legends like Jimmer for Debt who I loved

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<v Speaker 1>a b y u Jimber for Debt, but he didn't

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<v Speaker 1>make it in the NBA. Zaion Williamson won it. He's

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<v Speaker 1>a stiff in the NBA right now. But it's been

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<v Speaker 1>a lot of fun. So it's been a lot of fun.

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<v Speaker 1>And one player come to mind that you went against

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<v Speaker 1>the grain, you voted for somebody that wasn't the popular choice. Well,

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<v Speaker 1>I did vote, and he ended up winning the award.

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<v Speaker 1>But at the time, Jamir Nelson, remember Jamir Nelson look

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<v Speaker 1>guard out of I think Joe's I believe it was

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<v Speaker 1>in Philly and he had a decent NBA career, but

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<v Speaker 1>I've remember voting for him, and yeah, the Orlando Magic

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<v Speaker 1>among other teams, a pretty good career. I'm guessing he's

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<v Speaker 1>fully vested in the NBA pension. Yeah, they send out

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<v Speaker 1>a watch list for the Wooden Award, and so once

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<v Speaker 1>I get to watch list, that's that's who I look at.

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<v Speaker 1>That's my guys. I try to watch as many of

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<v Speaker 1>those games as I can. And uh and and I'm

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<v Speaker 1>waiting actually might might have the ballot. It's an online vote,

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<v Speaker 1>it's a secure online vote, like everything these days. And

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<v Speaker 1>so I'm waiting until the eleventh hour to fill out

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<v Speaker 1>the ballot. It's I'm waiting till this weekend's done, just

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<v Speaker 1>so I get one last look at the top guys

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<v Speaker 1>in the tournament. And uh, and then I'll finish up.

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<v Speaker 1>And then right after the show Sunday and the Monday,

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<v Speaker 1>so tomorrow night, after the show, so early Monday morning,

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<v Speaker 1>just before the deadline when they locked the vote, I

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<v Speaker 1>have set an alarm on my iPhone to make sure

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<v Speaker 1>I don't screw this up, because I I got concerned

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<v Speaker 1>the last year, Danny, I I I changed my email ID,

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<v Speaker 1>just my email I just changed, and I was worried

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<v Speaker 1>I was gonna get vote. Eddie reminded me, and so

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<v Speaker 1>I was in a panic. I was in a tizzy.

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<v Speaker 1>I'll play with Eddie. So yeah, yeah, you can't screw

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<v Speaker 1>this stuff after twenty years. No, I gotta keep I

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<v Speaker 1>gotta keep voting. And John wouldn't. He's famous, I would

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<v Speaker 1>say the most famous quote wouldn't, of course, known as

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<v Speaker 1>college basketball circles is the goat of all time and

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<v Speaker 1>all that stuff. But the the one quote from what

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<v Speaker 1>he had, the seven point Creed, which I'm sure you've

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<v Speaker 1>heard Danny over. There's a seven point creed. But there's

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<v Speaker 1>one line in that that has been repeated at nauseum.

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<v Speaker 1>It's point number three in the seven point Creed. Now,

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<v Speaker 1>point number one is be true to yourself. Point number

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<v Speaker 1>two is help others. The third one is the money quote,

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<v Speaker 1>and it's make each day your masterpiece. What do you

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<v Speaker 1>want from me? It's a great quote that it's a

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<v Speaker 1>wonderful line. Make every just if you just make every

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<v Speaker 1>day your masterpiece, it's a life will live too bad.

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<v Speaker 1>A lot of our days are like finger painting hundred

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<v Speaker 1>hundred and and he had wouldn't spent a lot of

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<v Speaker 1>time coming up with like sayings and things to put

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<v Speaker 1>on lines. He had the Pyramid of Success, which is

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<v Speaker 1>another thing he came up with, which is the behaviors

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<v Speaker 1>to be a successful person in life and all that stuff,

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<v Speaker 1>which I don't know how many of these do you

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<v Speaker 1>think you actually connect on? Anyway, I'll give you the

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<v Speaker 1>twenty five real quick, you got you got faith patients

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<v Speaker 1>now went up to three billions. Fight slap me around

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<v Speaker 1>a little bit. Competitive greatness, integrity, resourcefulness, poise, confidence, reliability, adaptability,

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<v Speaker 1>condition skills. I'm gonna start the whack off right now.

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<v Speaker 1>Team spirit, honesty, ambition, self control, alertness. I'm a huge initiative.

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<v Speaker 1>What else you have? Sincerity, friendship, industrial nous, loyalty, cooperation,

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<v Speaker 1>enthusiasm in tentness also on me on the list? Wow,

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<v Speaker 1>just like the great Jerry West throwing his m v

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<v Speaker 1>P trophy through the window on the new HBO Lakers drama.

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<v Speaker 1>I haven't seen that. I've heard they made Jerry look

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<v Speaker 1>like a douchebag. I have not seen that. He doesn't

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<v Speaker 1>come off as the nicest guy, but definitely comes off

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<v Speaker 1>as a basketball savant. Yeah, yeah, I have not. I

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<v Speaker 1>have not checked that out. I I don't know is

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<v Speaker 1>it worth I'm not a Laker guy, so I don't know.

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<v Speaker 1>But I think I think you would like it, regardless

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<v Speaker 1>of if you're a Laker guy or not. You know. Also,

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<v Speaker 1>I wanted to mention before I forget that we had

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<v Speaker 1>a passing this week of someone that I knew and

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<v Speaker 1>I didn't get to it. On the radio. She also

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<v Speaker 1>pat chop by me. Uh, you probably know who this

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<v Speaker 1>guy is, Danny g from your Laker fandom. Alan Massingille,

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<v Speaker 1>the Great Alan Massonille passed away. He had been very sick.

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<v Speaker 1>He had colon cancer for years. And Alan, uh, someone

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<v Speaker 1>that you again we crossed pass back when he was

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<v Speaker 1>doing he was doing the Lakers stuff on k CAL

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<v Speaker 1>l A him and I think it was James Worthy

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<v Speaker 1>would be on after after Laker games. But Alan very

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<v Speaker 1>good guy. He was one of the originals at ESPN

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<v Speaker 1>And the thing I loved about Alan Massingale was he

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<v Speaker 1>was always kind of down to earth and he could

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<v Speaker 1>have been a total dick because a lot of people

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<v Speaker 1>I've known that worked at ESPN back in the heyday,

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<v Speaker 1>and he worked kind of work. He worked there before

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<v Speaker 1>that it really became the monster that it eventually became

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<v Speaker 1>announced quite as not as big a monster as it was,

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<v Speaker 1>but but he worked there and he was always in

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<v Speaker 1>the early days and very very cool guy from Florida,

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<v Speaker 1>from the South, I believe from Florida. Uh. And he

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<v Speaker 1>had been sick. I guess he fell and then he

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<v Speaker 1>ended up passing away as a result of the fall

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<v Speaker 1>because he had made in poor health for a long time,

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<v Speaker 1>but rest in peace. Alan Massingale uh a long time

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<v Speaker 1>l a sportscaster, but a guy that that worked at

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<v Speaker 1>ESPN in the early days and did some Laker broadcasting

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<v Speaker 1>stuff post games. So rest rest of me. Way too young,

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<v Speaker 1>I mean, you know, it's never a right time to die,

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<v Speaker 1>but he was. I think he was sixty three years always,

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<v Speaker 1>even younger than my mom. My mom died she was

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<v Speaker 1>sixty six. So yeah, I was sad to see that report. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>all right, we have the we went from the wizard

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<v Speaker 1>to the backscratcher. We gotta do it again. That last

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<v Speaker 1>week we lamented the fact, Danny, that that no one,

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<v Speaker 1>no one really gave us any love on the reviews. Remember,

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<v Speaker 1>we were like, wait a minute, what happened? You know,

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<v Speaker 1>we got crickets, that's all we got. And I was

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<v Speaker 1>depressing and all that stuff, you know, very sad. The

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<v Speaker 1>good news is we got a bunch a six pack

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<v Speaker 1>this week. These are actuals. And the deal is, Danny,

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<v Speaker 1>if people send a review in on the Apple podcast page,

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<v Speaker 1>we will read the review. That's what we agreed to, right,

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<v Speaker 1>let's fucking go. All right, that's Finn so Mario is

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<v Speaker 1>more than five stars if possible. If you're a fan

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<v Speaker 1>will find these podcasts thoroughly energy. Friday editions are generally

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<v Speaker 1>Saturday is a mix of conversation, the life and times

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<v Speaker 1>of Mallard and interesting surveys study findings. Sundays the mail

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<v Speaker 1>bag listeners submitted questions via the Facebook fan page or

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<v Speaker 1>email uh and Mario as God says, I highly recommend

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<v Speaker 1>all of these podcasts and thoroughly enjoy listening to Ben

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<v Speaker 1>well thinking. The addition of Danny G has turned a

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<v Speaker 1>three course meal of podcast when all you can eat

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<v Speaker 1>buffet for your ear drums? Wow, did you write this? Danny?

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<v Speaker 1>Did your tend to run right? This? Alright? What are

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<v Speaker 1>you waiting for? Subscribe and download this podcast as well

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<v Speaker 1>as past episodes. That is from Mario is God. Thank

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<v Speaker 1>you for that. Five stars from Mario who very kind

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<v Speaker 1>here's one from Logan in Memphis, Tennessee. He says, Uh,

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<v Speaker 1>Dear Ken Miller, I like that, love the show. I

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<v Speaker 1>am so glad, Logan writes. Danny g is back and

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<v Speaker 1>better than ever. I listened to the radio show in

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<v Speaker 1>podcast form every day I worked during the day. Also

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<v Speaker 1>download the podcast on two different devices to help boost

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<v Speaker 1>the numbers. Thank you, God, bless you. Marzeltope your mention.

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<v Speaker 1>Keep up the great work. That's from Logan in Memphis.

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<v Speaker 1>So that was very kind of wow. Really in a

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<v Speaker 1>row there. Yeah, two goodes God. Craigxter Uh he wrote

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<v Speaker 1>in you says, great work. You and Danny put on

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<v Speaker 1>a great show. Massage story was hilarious, Dan, hilarious. I

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<v Speaker 1>gotta just go to shady massage parlors every single week.

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<v Speaker 1>So what all about? Just have a random women sitting

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<v Speaker 1>on your Tenderoni's backside, show researches doing the dr evil

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<v Speaker 1>fingers right now, show research on the tushy. I want

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<v Speaker 1>a camel. Yes, James the pool Guy writes, and jameson

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<v Speaker 1>with the show for a long time. We go way back.

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<v Speaker 1>He says, I must listen podcast just when I think

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<v Speaker 1>Ben Mallar and Danny G can't do any better. They

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<v Speaker 1>open up a fresh can fresh cans of honest, hard

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<v Speaker 1>hitting takes on sports and everyday line. The shows get

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<v Speaker 1>better every week. Been listening to bench radio show for

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<v Speaker 1>almost ten years. That's a round number two radio legends.

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<v Speaker 1>That's from James the Pool Guy. Two guys is enough

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<v Speaker 1>for me. Very nice. Couple more here. This is from Well,

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<v Speaker 1>there's not really a name on this. One says Lou

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<v Speaker 1>o X and then a bunch of other random letters.

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<v Speaker 1>So we'll just call this person lou but I don't

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<v Speaker 1>even know if that's their name. They didn't sign their name,

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<v Speaker 1>which is fine. Thanks a lot for the lack of sleep.

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<v Speaker 1>The review five stars. I received the link you sent me.

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<v Speaker 1>I have been listing for a couple of years. Oh

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<v Speaker 1>this must be the Donut Gat I've been listening for

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<v Speaker 1>a couple of years now. The monologues are normally spot on.

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<v Speaker 1>Your cynical mind is one of a current I listen

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<v Speaker 1>every night or listen to download shows until you are live.

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<v Speaker 1>Keep it up. The fifth Hour has been better with

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<v Speaker 1>Danny G. The staff is awesome. The Milicia is something else.

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<v Speaker 1>Thanks for keeping me tired all day. That's from I

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<v Speaker 1>believe that's from That means not no, that's from Lou.

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<v Speaker 1>The other ones from Benmin. But thank you Lou or

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<v Speaker 1>whatever your actual real name is. We appreciate that. What

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<v Speaker 1>a guy. Thank you. Last one from let's see here

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<v Speaker 1>from Rami. I believe it's from Rami. My eyes are

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<v Speaker 1>deceiving me here. It's just just the beginning, he says. Man,

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<v Speaker 1>twelve hour shifts would be immensely tough tackle without you

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<v Speaker 1>been truly I noticed myself blast through the Ben Mallard

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<v Speaker 1>podcast by noon, I can already be done with all

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<v Speaker 1>four hours. Most days, at least Fridays and Mondays are

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<v Speaker 1>now filled with a little extra juice, no juice to

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<v Speaker 1>help make it through the day. The banter is so

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<v Speaker 1>enjoyable no matter who's on set with Ben, all because,

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<v Speaker 1>like he says, he's not some regular sports gas beggar

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<v Speaker 1>blow hard. Ben's genuine blah blah blah blah blah. Very

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<v Speaker 1>nice there, even if that means he admits liking the Clippers. Wow, yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>he says. Hashtag what's still wrong with the Clippers? What

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<v Speaker 1>is still wrong? What the Clippers not? Dare you the

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<v Speaker 1>best drops ever? That was from David in Boston. Was

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<v Speaker 1>that a total of six? Thank you? Uh yeah, I

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<v Speaker 1>think we're I think that's all six. I men, Mario,

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<v Speaker 1>we had Craig James, the pool guy, this guy Lou

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<v Speaker 1>and then vinman or rom Rommy. I think that's all. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>I mean the dear Ken Miller. One logan that was logan.

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<v Speaker 1>So that was logan our gout logan in Memphis, Tennessee,

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<v Speaker 1>one of the great barbecue cities in in America. So

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<v Speaker 1>I'm told, so flipping the bird with a mask? What

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<v Speaker 1>is this about, Danny g What are we what are

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<v Speaker 1>we dealing with this one? Well, and yesterday's podcast, I

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<v Speaker 1>was talking a little bit about how Monday was the

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<v Speaker 1>first day that California schools we're no longer requiring you

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<v Speaker 1>who worked there at the school or students to have

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<v Speaker 1>to wear a mask. It was optional. In fact, we

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<v Speaker 1>went around the campus and hung up these flyers that

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<v Speaker 1>showed a picture of a girl with her thumb up

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<v Speaker 1>a box that was checked, saying I am comfortable without

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<v Speaker 1>a mask. And then and then another picture I've heard

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<v Speaker 1>with the other thumb up saying I am comfortable with

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<v Speaker 1>my mask. All the cheesiness that you would expect from

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<v Speaker 1>the school districts here in California. Of course this is

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<v Speaker 1>a big deal. We're they're still trying to encourage the kids,

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<v Speaker 1>like overwhelming the you should keep wearing the mask and

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<v Speaker 1>all that. Don't don't stop. They still you don't know,

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<v Speaker 1>at least the school that I work for. I gotta

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<v Speaker 1>give them props because they didn't say anything to the

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<v Speaker 1>staff like that. They didn't say anything to the students.

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<v Speaker 1>They only hung those those flyers up. So I was like,

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<v Speaker 1>all right, cool, I mean, it's up to us what

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<v Speaker 1>we want to do. In my mind, I'm thinking the

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<v Speaker 1>parents are gonna show up on Monday morning drop off

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<v Speaker 1>the kids. They are gonna run in, screaming with their

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<v Speaker 1>friends with no masks on Sure, my morning shift, I'm

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<v Speaker 1>out there in front of the school. Some of my

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<v Speaker 1>responsibilities are with the gate. You're like, you're shepherding them in. Yes, yes,

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<v Speaker 1>I I'm the muscle right outside the main gates. You're

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<v Speaker 1>the ranch hero leading down. Yes. So I got my

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<v Speaker 1>walkie to hockey that looked very official. Parents are pulling up,

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<v Speaker 1>but I noticed something ben that caught me off guard. Okay,

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<v Speaker 1>there were parents inside their cars wearing masks. I'm talking

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<v Speaker 1>both parents with a mask on, two kids in the

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<v Speaker 1>back seat, both wearing masks, and then the parents pushed

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<v Speaker 1>the kids out of the car. And what I heard

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<v Speaker 1>the parents say was, and do not take it off

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<v Speaker 1>the entire day. No, really, boom, you can light me

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<v Speaker 1>on fire. And they're looking right at me too, like

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<v Speaker 1>you scumbag without a mask. I see you. So it

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<v Speaker 1>felt like not so subtle way of flipping me off

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<v Speaker 1>with their masks on while all of you are getting sick.

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<v Speaker 1>Now because some of the masks are off, we're gonna

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<v Speaker 1>double up our masks and wear them inside. Bull crap

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<v Speaker 1>corrept Oh man. I saw at least six or seven

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<v Speaker 1>cars Monday morning where that was their vibe. That's what

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<v Speaker 1>was going on. And these are the same cars I've

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<v Speaker 1>seen before where they don't have masks on normally inside

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<v Speaker 1>the car. Yeah, you have to have a very low

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<v Speaker 1>i Q to be driving with your family or by

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<v Speaker 1>yourself and wearing a mask in your car. No, I

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<v Speaker 1>agree with you. But the problem is, first of all,

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<v Speaker 1>I'm not surprised by this. Secondly, it's you know bad

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<v Speaker 1>you know, bad habits die hard, or I'd say that

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<v Speaker 1>that's the issue here. See the problem is people have

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<v Speaker 1>we're all creatures a habit and I see the same thing.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm driving around. You're not driving around where I'm where

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<v Speaker 1>I'm living out and I'll see people walking by themselves

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<v Speaker 1>on a beautiful day in California and they've got the

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<v Speaker 1>mask all, you know, covering their face. I'm like, what

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<v Speaker 1>are you doing? You know? But they estimate I remember

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<v Speaker 1>this years ago because I was trying to lose weight.

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<v Speaker 1>I could never lose weight. I was like, what the hell?

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<v Speaker 1>And because you gotta change your habits. But the problem is,

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<v Speaker 1>once people change happens, it takes like over two months.

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<v Speaker 1>They asked him, a scientists it is study years ago.

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<v Speaker 1>Maybe it's changed, but human behavior, something becomes automatic in

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<v Speaker 1>sixties six days. They say, that's exactly. That's a sweet

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<v Speaker 1>spot for on average sixty six days. If you want

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<v Speaker 1>to change something, you have to do it for sixty

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<v Speaker 1>six days, and then at that point it just becomes

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<v Speaker 1>part of you. And we are two years into this,

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<v Speaker 1>Danny almost I think we're over the two year mark

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<v Speaker 1>for the mask thing. Maybe not, but we're close to it.

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<v Speaker 1>Two years into the mass thing, people have been now hardwired.

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<v Speaker 1>It's like Pavlov's dogs to wear the mask, so now

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<v Speaker 1>they have to be hardwired the other way. And I

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<v Speaker 1>was telling I was telling a buddy of mine when

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<v Speaker 1>I when I was growing up. But I think I've

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<v Speaker 1>told this story before on the podcast. But when I

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<v Speaker 1>when I was getting my mom, God rest her soul,

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<v Speaker 1>she she hoarded like everything because she grew up in

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<v Speaker 1>a household that her parents went through the depression, and

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<v Speaker 1>so for you know, I had to have you know,

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<v Speaker 1>when you had the opportunity to buy a million rolls

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<v Speaker 1>at tolet paper or saran wrap or illuminum for she

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<v Speaker 1>would load up for like the nuclear winter, and that

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<v Speaker 1>was the rest of her entire life. She did that

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<v Speaker 1>because of the trauma as a kid. And so I

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<v Speaker 1>think we're gonna have the same bull crap these poor

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<v Speaker 1>kids of today. You know, we'll be gone, Danny, but

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<v Speaker 1>these kids are still gonna be wearing masks when they

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<v Speaker 1>go out a lot because they were programmed as children.

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<v Speaker 1>And it sucks. But I I don't know a way

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<v Speaker 1>around it. I don't. Yeah, it's gonna take a while.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh my mom and dad told me i'd better not

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<v Speaker 1>take it off today. It's just gonna go on for

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<v Speaker 1>a long time. Unfortunately. The one thing I will say

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<v Speaker 1>for me and uh, I would say about seventy percent

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<v Speaker 1>of the staff had their masks off and uh and

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<v Speaker 1>the dean of the school, one thing he did tell

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<v Speaker 1>me is he's like, I think it's important for the

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<v Speaker 1>kids to see our faces. And yes, yeah, they see

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<v Speaker 1>our facial expressions and you know, to really get a

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<v Speaker 1>handle on things going on on the campus. That makes

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<v Speaker 1>a lot of sense because when kids can't see your

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<v Speaker 1>facial expressions, you're only using your words, and that doesn't

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<v Speaker 1>always work. So, you know, it was nice to see

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<v Speaker 1>a lot of the faculty for the first time. I

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<v Speaker 1>swear to god, the ladies in the office, I had

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<v Speaker 1>never seen their faces. It was. It was so strange,

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<v Speaker 1>and some of them should have put their masks back on.

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<v Speaker 1>That's the problem day, right, because I you know, it's

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<v Speaker 1>kind of a lot of times women will get all

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<v Speaker 1>dolled up with a lot of makeup on. But yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>the mask. What's the point of putting the makeup on?

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<v Speaker 1>You know what? You got the mask on. Now you

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<v Speaker 1>gotta go back and do all that bulk crap again,

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<v Speaker 1>I guess you. Of course, who am I to talk

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<v Speaker 1>I have a face for radio, obviously. But I go

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<v Speaker 1>and I go to the lunch like I talked about

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<v Speaker 1>on yesterday's podcast, I go to work with the kindergarteners,

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<v Speaker 1>and that same girl Aria in the afternoon, she was

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<v Speaker 1>following me around and she said, I'm gonna marry you.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm marrying Mr g I'm gonna marry you. And I'm like,

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<v Speaker 1>that's appropriate. She's hugging my leg. Thirty seconds later, and

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<v Speaker 1>and Ben, you know not that you get a big

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<v Speaker 1>ego from a five year old telling you they think

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<v Speaker 1>that you look nice without your mask. Thirty seconds later,

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<v Speaker 1>she was doing a very bad impersonation of me, sticking

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<v Speaker 1>out her stomach saying I'm Mr ge whoa who like

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<v Speaker 1>very unflattering, you know, uh talking ship. And I was like, wait,

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<v Speaker 1>thirty seconds ago, you wanted to marry me. You can't

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<v Speaker 1>out women five years old. She's already listen that the

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<v Speaker 1>rest of her life should be the same way She'll be,

0:25:41.560 --> 0:25:44.400
<v Speaker 1>you know, twenty some years old, should be dating same bullcraps.

0:25:44.440 --> 0:25:47.080
<v Speaker 1>Canna happen some guy, some other kids that you know,

0:25:47.119 --> 0:25:48.720
<v Speaker 1>some other schools gonna be you know, the same age,

0:25:48.720 --> 0:25:49.920
<v Speaker 1>you're gonna be dating her and be like, what the

0:25:49.960 --> 0:25:52.200
<v Speaker 1>hell are you? I don't understand what are you doing?

0:25:52.680 --> 0:25:56.320
<v Speaker 1>One final thought on the mask. I noticed that my

0:25:56.520 --> 0:26:00.119
<v Speaker 1>energy levels are way way up. I would say a

0:26:00.280 --> 0:26:05.679
<v Speaker 1>by you're breathing is labor, especially when you're outside and

0:26:05.680 --> 0:26:08.800
<v Speaker 1>you're chasing kids around and you have a physical job.

0:26:09.160 --> 0:26:11.159
<v Speaker 1>That thing was a killer. I would go home and

0:26:11.160 --> 0:26:14.439
<v Speaker 1>want to collapse. Now I've actually been coming home and

0:26:14.480 --> 0:26:18.720
<v Speaker 1>getting emails and stuff done because I still feel good. Yeah, no,

0:26:18.800 --> 0:26:22.879
<v Speaker 1>I agree with you. Like the the breathing, it's not good,

0:26:23.080 --> 0:26:26.680
<v Speaker 1>it's not it's not eat And I'd be fully transparent here.

0:26:26.760 --> 0:26:31.400
<v Speaker 1>I always thought this was kind of preposterous and ludicrous back,

0:26:31.520 --> 0:26:33.399
<v Speaker 1>you know, even when it started. So what I I

0:26:33.400 --> 0:26:35.399
<v Speaker 1>would go walking when I lived in the old place.

0:26:35.920 --> 0:26:39.920
<v Speaker 1>And also this is nonsensical, but so many people felt

0:26:39.960 --> 0:26:42.560
<v Speaker 1>like if you didn't wear the mask, you know, it's

0:26:42.600 --> 0:26:46.000
<v Speaker 1>insubordination of society and all this bull crap. So what

0:26:46.119 --> 0:26:47.760
<v Speaker 1>I would do is, I'd wear the mask is like

0:26:47.800 --> 0:26:49.760
<v Speaker 1>a chin strap, and then I was walking, I walked

0:26:49.760 --> 0:26:51.959
<v Speaker 1>by people, I'd raise it up and then as soon

0:26:52.000 --> 0:26:54.000
<v Speaker 1>as I walked past them, I l I'd lower it

0:26:54.040 --> 0:26:56.840
<v Speaker 1>and that would be that would buy be my way

0:26:56.880 --> 0:27:00.720
<v Speaker 1>to get around it. But yeah, and I I feel

0:27:00.720 --> 0:27:03.280
<v Speaker 1>you on the showing up, the parents showing up and

0:27:03.320 --> 0:27:05.840
<v Speaker 1>giving the the stank guy, you know, giving you the

0:27:06.560 --> 0:27:09.159
<v Speaker 1>side eye, like what are you doing? I hate that?

0:27:09.400 --> 0:27:13.639
<v Speaker 1>And I see I see these pompous assholes occasionally, you know,

0:27:13.680 --> 0:27:15.240
<v Speaker 1>I go out to the store or something like that,

0:27:15.280 --> 0:27:17.359
<v Speaker 1>and I don't wear the mask, and there's still people

0:27:17.520 --> 0:27:20.200
<v Speaker 1>they look at you like, well, what's wrong with you?

0:27:21.240 --> 0:27:24.040
<v Speaker 1>But but there's part of me also thinks, in addition

0:27:24.080 --> 0:27:26.959
<v Speaker 1>to people being programmed and trained now that they have

0:27:27.000 --> 0:27:29.160
<v Speaker 1>to wear the mask, and they'll you'll take a long

0:27:29.200 --> 0:27:33.160
<v Speaker 1>time to change their habits. The other issue here is

0:27:33.520 --> 0:27:35.760
<v Speaker 1>I think there's a lot of people that don't realize

0:27:35.800 --> 0:27:38.440
<v Speaker 1>the mandate's gone. They just they think it's still going around.

0:27:38.480 --> 0:27:40.639
<v Speaker 1>They don't pay attention to the headlines and they're just like, oh,

0:27:40.720 --> 0:27:43.280
<v Speaker 1>it must be still going on. They haven't gotten the memo.

0:27:43.760 --> 0:27:46.280
<v Speaker 1>I think there's those people also that don't want to,

0:27:46.359 --> 0:27:48.480
<v Speaker 1>you know, they don't acknowledge the media in any way,

0:27:48.520 --> 0:27:50.560
<v Speaker 1>and they're like, I don't understand. I'm you know, they

0:27:50.600 --> 0:27:52.479
<v Speaker 1>told me years you know, a month ago, two years ago,

0:27:52.560 --> 0:27:54.359
<v Speaker 1>to do this. I gotta keep doing it. You know

0:27:54.480 --> 0:27:57.159
<v Speaker 1>those parents that were like that on Monday morning. I

0:27:57.200 --> 0:28:00.720
<v Speaker 1>just gave them a thumbs up and an even bigger smile. Hi,

0:28:01.040 --> 0:28:04.120
<v Speaker 1>I like to saint, I'm figured, all right, you're gonna

0:28:04.119 --> 0:28:06.119
<v Speaker 1>flip me off with your mask inside your car, I'm

0:28:06.160 --> 0:28:10.960
<v Speaker 1>gonna smile at you even bigger. Yeah. No, No, I'll

0:28:11.000 --> 0:28:13.720
<v Speaker 1>walk around here and I'll take I take pictures. I

0:28:13.720 --> 0:28:16.119
<v Speaker 1>have a photo collection of people sitting in their cars

0:28:16.119 --> 0:28:20.400
<v Speaker 1>at red lights with mass I do and like that.

0:28:20.480 --> 0:28:22.320
<v Speaker 1>Those are our fellow human beings. We are all the

0:28:22.359 --> 0:28:26.080
<v Speaker 1>same here, We're all It's the most illogical thing ever.

0:28:26.240 --> 0:28:29.439
<v Speaker 1>You're not gonna get COVID while you're on the freeway

0:28:29.480 --> 0:28:32.840
<v Speaker 1>by yourself in a car. And if COVID was that,

0:28:33.280 --> 0:28:35.720
<v Speaker 1>you know, contagious, then what's the point you know? I

0:28:35.720 --> 0:28:38.360
<v Speaker 1>mean you really well, you know, come on, what do

0:28:38.440 --> 0:28:40.320
<v Speaker 1>we do? You don't you have anxiety over that? Stop

0:28:40.520 --> 0:28:43.640
<v Speaker 1>stop with the emotional collapse and on it last thing here,

0:28:43.680 --> 0:28:47.840
<v Speaker 1>We're gonna combine these last last two things. The that

0:28:47.960 --> 0:28:50.040
<v Speaker 1>we we tease, because if you tease Danny as you know,

0:28:50.080 --> 0:28:52.080
<v Speaker 1>you gotta please, you're swinging a miss and the ghosted,

0:28:52.560 --> 0:28:55.840
<v Speaker 1>which is really the the same, the same de Leo

0:28:56.040 --> 0:28:58.440
<v Speaker 1>here so real quick. So over the years, I have

0:28:58.520 --> 0:29:03.200
<v Speaker 1>been very blessed have multiple culinary establishments across the United

0:29:03.240 --> 0:29:07.320
<v Speaker 1>States named food dishes after me, and it's been very cool.

0:29:07.840 --> 0:29:09.360
<v Speaker 1>Some of them have come and gone. We had the

0:29:09.400 --> 0:29:12.440
<v Speaker 1>Mallard Pizza and Grand Rapids, Michigan. That didn't last very long.

0:29:13.320 --> 0:29:18.040
<v Speaker 1>We also had the originator, the o G in Syracuse,

0:29:18.080 --> 0:29:20.600
<v Speaker 1>the mal Zone, which is a it was a cal

0:29:20.800 --> 0:29:23.920
<v Speaker 1>zone with the Mallard touched. It was like Philly cheese steak,

0:29:24.000 --> 0:29:27.040
<v Speaker 1>but it was the It was really good. But we

0:29:27.080 --> 0:29:28.840
<v Speaker 1>still have we still have three items on the on

0:29:28.880 --> 0:29:30.760
<v Speaker 1>the menu of the various menus. We've got the Mallard

0:29:30.840 --> 0:29:34.800
<v Speaker 1>fowler at the Bird the Ballet there in Lawrence, Kansas.

0:29:34.960 --> 0:29:38.320
<v Speaker 1>We have the Mallard chicken Fingers at the Landing and Liberty, Missouri,

0:29:38.880 --> 0:29:42.400
<v Speaker 1>right near the Royals Chiefs complex there where they play

0:29:42.440 --> 0:29:45.320
<v Speaker 1>their their sports. In Kansas City. The Mallard Buffalo chicken

0:29:45.360 --> 0:29:48.960
<v Speaker 1>sandwich that's at three locations now Danny and Denver. That

0:29:49.000 --> 0:29:52.600
<v Speaker 1>place started with one location three locations the greater Denver area.

0:29:52.640 --> 0:29:55.400
<v Speaker 1>The sports Book Bar and Grill had that. I've had

0:29:55.440 --> 0:29:58.959
<v Speaker 1>that sandwich, good sandwich. So I bring this up because

0:29:58.960 --> 0:30:01.800
<v Speaker 1>we we were close, at least I thought we were

0:30:01.800 --> 0:30:05.480
<v Speaker 1>close to having another food dish and the return of

0:30:05.560 --> 0:30:12.240
<v Speaker 1>the Mallard Pizza, you know, right. And so I'm bringing

0:30:12.240 --> 0:30:16.680
<v Speaker 1>this up because it's gotta kind of a disappointing part

0:30:16.720 --> 0:30:18.560
<v Speaker 1>to the miracle to the story. So I have been

0:30:18.560 --> 0:30:23.000
<v Speaker 1>corresponding with a fan of the show discussing the Mallard Pie,

0:30:23.880 --> 0:30:25.720
<v Speaker 1>and the plan was to add this to the To me,

0:30:25.960 --> 0:30:28.440
<v Speaker 1>the rule is, if you're new to the show, the

0:30:28.480 --> 0:30:30.719
<v Speaker 1>Mallard the way this worries, all you have to do

0:30:30.760 --> 0:30:32.440
<v Speaker 1>is put it on the man. You don't have to

0:30:32.440 --> 0:30:35.080
<v Speaker 1>pay me or anything like that. I mean, we occasionally

0:30:35.120 --> 0:30:38.720
<v Speaker 1>I will promote these restaurants from time to time and whatnot.

0:30:39.280 --> 0:30:43.120
<v Speaker 1>And so the Mallard Pizza's roasted garlic, bell pepper. I

0:30:43.200 --> 0:30:47.400
<v Speaker 1>like to throw different colors to make it really pop, red, green, yellow,

0:30:47.800 --> 0:30:50.720
<v Speaker 1>throw some onions on. There's very simple. It's a simple pie.

0:30:51.240 --> 0:30:53.680
<v Speaker 1>It's the kind of pie that will keep vampires away

0:30:54.040 --> 0:30:55.640
<v Speaker 1>because of the garlic and around of stuff. And so

0:30:55.640 --> 0:30:59.280
<v Speaker 1>so anyway, this establishment in the Northeast and the Boston

0:30:59.360 --> 0:31:01.640
<v Speaker 1>area was going to do this, at least that's what

0:31:01.680 --> 0:31:05.800
<v Speaker 1>I was told. And Uh, however, I think I need

0:31:05.840 --> 0:31:09.320
<v Speaker 1>to contact the ghostbusters here because Danny, all of a

0:31:09.360 --> 0:31:13.680
<v Speaker 1>sudden I have been ghosted, uh as it vanished, and

0:31:13.720 --> 0:31:17.760
<v Speaker 1>so I've I've decided since I don't think that's gonna happen.

0:31:18.120 --> 0:31:20.080
<v Speaker 1>I think it's been long enough. I think that we're

0:31:20.120 --> 0:31:21.840
<v Speaker 1>we've moved on from that, or they've moved on for

0:31:21.880 --> 0:31:25.400
<v Speaker 1>that or whatever. So uh, if and I'll just throw

0:31:25.440 --> 0:31:27.400
<v Speaker 1>this out there, nobody has to do it. Maybe nobody will.

0:31:27.560 --> 0:31:29.600
<v Speaker 1>But if there's some mom and pop shop out there

0:31:30.520 --> 0:31:34.160
<v Speaker 1>that I would like is interested in this, uh, then

0:31:34.680 --> 0:31:37.960
<v Speaker 1>you know, contact me. And I I love promoting small,

0:31:38.520 --> 0:31:40.360
<v Speaker 1>small restaurants. I know how difficult it is in the

0:31:40.400 --> 0:31:42.840
<v Speaker 1>restaurant business. I've had friends in that. Not tough it

0:31:42.840 --> 0:31:45.000
<v Speaker 1>can be, and so I'd love to help me out.

0:31:45.120 --> 0:31:48.000
<v Speaker 1>And I'd like to bring the Mallard pizza back. So

0:31:48.040 --> 0:31:51.479
<v Speaker 1>you can email me, contact me Ben Maller's show at

0:31:51.600 --> 0:31:55.080
<v Speaker 1>gmail dot com. And uh and again the rules are

0:31:55.160 --> 0:31:57.040
<v Speaker 1>very simple. I have to just put the Mallard name

0:31:57.080 --> 0:31:58.800
<v Speaker 1>on there, some kind of food dish and then that's it.

0:31:58.840 --> 0:32:03.120
<v Speaker 1>And then we've we've had multiple p ones. I know

0:32:04.040 --> 0:32:06.240
<v Speaker 1>moving man Matt in Boston has done the matter of

0:32:06.240 --> 0:32:08.360
<v Speaker 1>food toward multiple times because he's got an excuse because

0:32:08.360 --> 0:32:10.560
<v Speaker 1>he drives a moving truck all over the country. We

0:32:10.600 --> 0:32:13.320
<v Speaker 1>had a few other listeners that have done that, and

0:32:13.360 --> 0:32:16.160
<v Speaker 1>then so uh, I've also thought of the if the

0:32:16.200 --> 0:32:18.480
<v Speaker 1>pizza is not a thing, how about the Mallard Burger, Danny,

0:32:18.480 --> 0:32:21.200
<v Speaker 1>we could do that. I've never had a Mallardburg, never

0:32:21.240 --> 0:32:23.720
<v Speaker 1>done the Mallardburg, so we could do that too. So

0:32:23.840 --> 0:32:26.240
<v Speaker 1>I'm not going to cook on my knees. What would

0:32:26.240 --> 0:32:28.880
<v Speaker 1>the Danny Gee dish b if a restaurants like I

0:32:28.920 --> 0:32:30.959
<v Speaker 1>want to? I like Danny G more than you, Mallard

0:32:31.280 --> 0:32:34.240
<v Speaker 1>What would a food dish be for Danny G Radio?

0:32:34.280 --> 0:32:35.640
<v Speaker 1>What do you think that would be? Danny? What would

0:32:35.680 --> 0:32:39.000
<v Speaker 1>you come up? Let's see what was my go to dish?

0:32:39.320 --> 0:32:41.480
<v Speaker 1>I would say a pasta for me, some kind of

0:32:41.520 --> 0:32:45.280
<v Speaker 1>pasta like a fedecchini alfredo or something like that. Yeah, yeah, pasta.

0:32:45.320 --> 0:32:48.800
<v Speaker 1>Maybe a lasagna. Okay. It's a really great place here

0:32:49.000 --> 0:32:53.320
<v Speaker 1>called Maria's, and the pasta's outstanding. I mean, you would

0:32:53.360 --> 0:32:56.480
<v Speaker 1>kill somebody to get their lasagna and they serve it

0:32:56.520 --> 0:32:59.440
<v Speaker 1>to you in one of those hot tins. Even when

0:32:59.440 --> 0:33:02.520
<v Speaker 1>you get it home, it is super hot. And you know,

0:33:02.600 --> 0:33:05.760
<v Speaker 1>a restaurant means business when they're serving up lasagna like that.

0:33:05.840 --> 0:33:09.320
<v Speaker 1>The flavors are superb. So yeah, I would I would

0:33:09.360 --> 0:33:12.480
<v Speaker 1>like a nice lasagna. When I think of a mallard pie,

0:33:13.040 --> 0:33:16.120
<v Speaker 1>I'm thinking maybe instead of a salami, maybe you do

0:33:16.160 --> 0:33:22.160
<v Speaker 1>a bologna. You are the Beethoven of bs. Well, that

0:33:22.160 --> 0:33:25.880
<v Speaker 1>would be funny, like a bologna sandwich or something like that.

0:33:25.880 --> 0:33:27.880
<v Speaker 1>That would be that would be funny. But you see,

0:33:27.920 --> 0:33:29.840
<v Speaker 1>I'm on a fast right now as we're doing this,

0:33:29.880 --> 0:33:32.520
<v Speaker 1>as we're you're doing the podcast, and and you talking

0:33:32.520 --> 0:33:36.680
<v Speaker 1>about that pasta. Man, it's making me wish I had

0:33:36.720 --> 0:33:39.240
<v Speaker 1>some pasta right now. Or it's some kind of great

0:33:39.280 --> 0:33:42.640
<v Speaker 1>Italian food. My I had that last Friday night with

0:33:42.680 --> 0:33:45.479
<v Speaker 1>my tender roni and we took it home and they

0:33:45.520 --> 0:33:48.760
<v Speaker 1>said it's gonna take forty minutes, and we're okay with that.

0:33:49.000 --> 0:33:51.480
<v Speaker 1>We knew they were making everything fresh, and we know

0:33:51.560 --> 0:33:53.680
<v Speaker 1>they serve it up really hot in there in their

0:33:53.720 --> 0:33:56.720
<v Speaker 1>tins that they send you off with. So when we

0:33:56.800 --> 0:33:59.120
<v Speaker 1>got that on the kitchen table and we spread it out,

0:33:59.560 --> 0:34:03.160
<v Speaker 1>it was like a smorgest board of goodness. And I

0:34:03.240 --> 0:34:06.120
<v Speaker 1>was really strategic. I'm like I'm gonna just take one

0:34:06.160 --> 0:34:09.640
<v Speaker 1>little slice of this lasagna, save the rest for tomorrow.

0:34:09.960 --> 0:34:12.960
<v Speaker 1>Brought it to the studio with me. It lasted for

0:34:13.080 --> 0:34:16.760
<v Speaker 1>two days. What a weekend just having that Italian food

0:34:16.800 --> 0:34:21.320
<v Speaker 1>like that. That's great. Yeah, I had lately. The Italian

0:34:21.320 --> 0:34:24.919
<v Speaker 1>place we've been going to occasionally is in uh down

0:34:24.960 --> 0:34:29.520
<v Speaker 1>in Orange County and Huntington Beach called Casino Romano. Wonderful.

0:34:29.719 --> 0:34:33.279
<v Speaker 1>Right Literally, the park, there's a parking lot behind it,

0:34:33.400 --> 0:34:36.760
<v Speaker 1>and then the beach sunset beaches on the other side.

0:34:36.760 --> 0:34:39.640
<v Speaker 1>There's like so there's some beaches, houses on the beach,

0:34:39.680 --> 0:34:43.160
<v Speaker 1>but there's a parking lot, line of houses and then

0:34:43.200 --> 0:34:45.720
<v Speaker 1>the beach, and then on the other side is the restaurant.

0:34:45.719 --> 0:34:48.200
<v Speaker 1>This place is really good. I'm making a note of

0:34:48.239 --> 0:34:51.040
<v Speaker 1>that right now. It's really hard to convince my tender

0:34:51.120 --> 0:34:54.600
<v Speaker 1>roni to go to Italian where do white women at

0:34:55.200 --> 0:34:58.720
<v Speaker 1>That's the least visited kind of restaurant by us because

0:34:58.760 --> 0:35:04.919
<v Speaker 1>she doesn't want stay. You dont live even once. Enjoy life, man, Yeah,

0:35:05.000 --> 0:35:07.600
<v Speaker 1>here's what you do. Here's the move. Unfortunately, she's probably

0:35:07.600 --> 0:35:09.560
<v Speaker 1>listening to this so she'll hear it. But the move

0:35:09.600 --> 0:35:14.000
<v Speaker 1>would be take your your queen Tinderoni to Huntington's down

0:35:14.000 --> 0:35:16.520
<v Speaker 1>in that area and say, hey, we're down here anyway,

0:35:16.719 --> 0:35:19.279
<v Speaker 1>why not have h I know a good Italian place.

0:35:19.320 --> 0:35:21.960
<v Speaker 1>Boom done right, just like that, I'm gonna do that.

0:35:22.000 --> 0:35:25.640
<v Speaker 1>She had a nice caesar salad and she likes chicken peccata,

0:35:25.800 --> 0:35:28.719
<v Speaker 1>so she'll do the chicken. Okay, I got you, I

0:35:28.760 --> 0:35:31.520
<v Speaker 1>got you all right. I'm hungry now to let's go eat.

0:35:31.719 --> 0:35:35.400
<v Speaker 1>I know right, It's all sounds very appetizing to me.

0:35:35.520 --> 0:35:38.720
<v Speaker 1>I mean I'll take even some some cheese rabby olie

0:35:38.800 --> 0:35:40.440
<v Speaker 1>or something like that. I'm good to go on that.

0:35:40.600 --> 0:35:45.080
<v Speaker 1>My taste buds are are watered, little taste. I have

0:35:45.120 --> 0:35:47.279
<v Speaker 1>a great rest your Saturday. We will catch you on

0:35:47.320 --> 0:35:53.120
<v Speaker 1>the mail bag on Sunday. Sunday, Sunday, Asta Love East,

0:35:54.200 --> 0:35:59.000
<v Speaker 1>No later, Scarter. You didn't You didn't do your osta pasta.

0:35:59.520 --> 0:36:00.560
<v Speaker 1>Gotam ver, Gotta go