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Speaker 1: Welcome back to another episode of this COVID nineteen nisition.

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Speaker 1: I'm your host Cole Stratton in for Kevin Pollock Alchemist

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Speaker 1: today Shalli, Mr James Heeney. James, what's the worst trouble

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Speaker 1: you got into as a kid? Oh? Boy, Um, I

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Speaker 1: went and made my backyard was a farm like a

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Speaker 1: cornfield were actually they rotated the crops and sometimes it

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Speaker 1: was corn and soy um. And my friends and I

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Speaker 1: one year just went from my backyard and cleared a

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Speaker 1: path and built a fort out of soy beans. And

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Speaker 1: just like had we we were out of touch with

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Speaker 1: the fact that this was a person's livelihood and crops.

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Speaker 1: We were like thirteen twelve years old, and we knew

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Speaker 1: that like there was. We weren't trying to hide it.

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Speaker 1: We made a path from my house into the center

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Speaker 1: of his farm and destroyed a huge area of crops.

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Speaker 1: So he followed the path to my house and uh

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Speaker 1: told us that we were never allowed on his property again.

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Speaker 1: And that was that. So I think that's probably the

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Speaker 1: most trouble I got into. Thank You's such a good

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Speaker 1: thank you. Well, I mean I did worse things later,

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Speaker 1: but I ain't got caught period. Hey, everybody, say hello

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Speaker 1: to Jackie Ruthie. Hello, Jackie, Jackie. What's your all time

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Speaker 1: favorite comic strip? Peanuts? I'll go Peanuts. I'll go Peanuts. Um,

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Speaker 1: that's all I can say. We had a book, a

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Speaker 1: Peanuts book, so it's definitely the one I'm the most

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Speaker 1: um familiar with. But I do remember really enjoying Marmaduke

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Speaker 1: as a child. But I love dogs, and I don't

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Speaker 1: know if I thought it was necessarily funny or if

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Speaker 1: I was just like into the dog Marmadus. Whole thing

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Speaker 1: was that you just knocked it over as a one

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Speaker 1: panel knock it overcomic basically, and I love physical comedy,

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Speaker 1: so then it all aligns. It's perfect. There you go, Hey, everybody,

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Speaker 1: Chris Alverado's here, Chris Alvarado. Who is your childhood crushed from?

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Speaker 1: Like TV or movies? For music or anything? I don't

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Speaker 1: know what. I don't know. I'm thinking. I'm thinking, I

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Speaker 1: mean much later in life, much much later in life,

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Speaker 1: in college, whenever this is coming to my mind. I

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Speaker 1: really liked Claire Danes and Romeo and Juliet, you know,

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Speaker 1: but before that, I don't know, sure, cute thing cute there,

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Speaker 1: but that movie. I was like, I know what love

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Speaker 1: is now, I understand you know, hey, but you know

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Speaker 1: what ain't got caught yet. I mean that's scene at

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Speaker 1: the fish tank or Desrees I'm kissing you is honest,

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Speaker 1: pretty great stuff. I just watched that scene like two

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Speaker 1: days ago, just that scene on you Good Times. Uh. Hey, guys,

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Speaker 1: you're not gonna believe this. You're not gonna believe this.

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Speaker 1: But Joey Greer is there. Joey, I have heard that

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Speaker 1: you're developing a brand new reality show. What's the pitch, buddy?

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Speaker 1: You're gonna love this, Okay. So what it does is

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Speaker 1: it takes six different people from six different neighborhoods all

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Speaker 1: around peor Illinois, and we take them right and we

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Speaker 1: put them deep into the Siberian tundra and they have

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Speaker 1: six months to find a secret treasure that may or

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Speaker 1: may not be buried underneath the ground. Wow, it sounds great.

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Speaker 1: What's the title. It's the working title. The working title

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Speaker 1: right now is uh, we haven't decided yet, but it's

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Speaker 1: something it's it's right now. It's something like like in

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Speaker 1: the Wilderness or something like that. You know it's gonna go.

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Speaker 1: I don't know if the show is gonna ain't got

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Speaker 1: caught yet, PORI the team? Uh bad, James can't do

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Speaker 1: the show today, guys, Uh well, we got a lean

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Speaker 1: fun crew today and let's get to our show, shall we.

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Speaker 1: to us. You're gonna get a knock on the door

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Speaker 1: by the Feds. Say what hey? Okay, okay, okay, that's

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Speaker 1: pretty pretty impression of Feds. Scene one is from patriar

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Speaker 1: v I P. Cory Booth, who wrote scene suggestion A

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Speaker 1: mosquito casino anyway, I love you, guys, Jesus fuck let

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Speaker 1: me get uh god, damn god, oh my god, oh

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Speaker 1: my god. Stop slapping yourself. That is so rude. This

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Speaker 1: this is uh them. Oh, my Jesus, you're gonna get

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Speaker 1: kicked out of here. I'm gonna get, you know, I

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Speaker 1: wanna get drained, my man, I gotta get that's the

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Speaker 1: thing you get. Excuse me? Is there a problem? You know?

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Speaker 1: My friend look at there's some window open, and so

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Speaker 1: there's some standing water because there's a ship on mosquitoes.

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Speaker 1: Do you know? Uh? Nope. I suggest you make him

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Speaker 1: hip to what's going on here. Okay, just give me

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Speaker 1: a second, idiot. These mosquitoes are training your bloods. You

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Speaker 1: get drunk faster, idiot. It's this is yeah, this is

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Speaker 1: a This is a big good thing. It means you

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Speaker 1: don't have to spend so much of booze so you

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Speaker 1: can put more on the table. Now do you keep slapping.

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Speaker 1: I'm telling you slap that one more. That's it. You

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Speaker 1: got it? He drink? Are you itchy for money? Do

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Speaker 1: you really want to win big? Come down to mosquito cosine.

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Speaker 1: No mosquito cosine on the corner rough N and fifth

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Speaker 1: and Chestnut. Let me turned that off to the good

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Speaker 1: damn TV. If I don't want to do these good

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Speaker 1: damn ads al ready listen to me. Listen to me. Good. Okay.

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Speaker 1: We gotta breathe these mosquites, and we gotta sell them

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Speaker 1: quick because I'm not gonna be sitting on several hundred

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Speaker 1: tons of mosquites and stand. This is a seasonal brain. Okay.

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Speaker 1: I hear you. I hear you. I hear you. It's

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Speaker 1: just that I can't. I think we need to get

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Speaker 1: some good music. They need so that they want to mate.

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Speaker 1: I think that we just it's just not a very room.

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Speaker 1: And him, your tongue is inflame. That's that's true, the

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Speaker 1: just the way I talk. You know, what, do you

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Speaker 1: have any berry white? Yea some verry white. You know

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Speaker 1: when I picked you up at that goddamn farmer's market,

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Speaker 1: I knew there was something off about You's nothing wrong

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Speaker 1: with me. There's nothing wrong with me. Okay. I'm I'm

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Speaker 1: just a little bit new in the breeding area. But

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Speaker 1: I think that I could with a little bit of training,

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Speaker 1: I could probably healthy. There's gotta be so thank you

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Speaker 1: for having me. I understand you are the president of

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Speaker 1: the Mosquito Casino. Is that correct? Yes, that is correct.

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Speaker 1: I'm a human man and not a squito. Terrific. Well,

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Speaker 1: my name is Dwayne the Rock, and uh, I'm with

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Speaker 1: the I'm with the Gambling Commission. Now, no deductions have

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Speaker 1: been set up. It's time to get to the reason

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Speaker 1: why I'm here. It's been brought to my attention now

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Speaker 1: Dan at the Gambling Commission that you you are feeling

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Speaker 1: your entire casinos with mosquitoes so that your customers will

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Speaker 1: spend less on alcohol and more on gaming. I mean

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Speaker 1: on gambling. Is that correct? Yes? Correct? I'm sorry. Are

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Speaker 1: you thirsty? Would you like a blood Mary? A blood?

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Speaker 1: A blood Mary? Would you like a blood Mary? Sure?

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Speaker 1: That sounds great. Now let me ask you another question.

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Speaker 1: Are you a mosquito? As I stated before, I'm a

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Speaker 1: human man and not a mosquito. Your neck looks really good.

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Speaker 1: Your neck, You've got a great neck. I think those

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Speaker 1: are called my lapse and I think it's I lift

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Speaker 1: a lot of weights that way. Anyway, listen, don't don't

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Speaker 1: try to charm me here. Okay, all we're saying is

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Speaker 1: it's a little suspect. This feels a little a little

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Speaker 1: sketchy to us. Well, you know that's this is the

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Speaker 1: way that we've just to do business. But I couldn't help.

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Speaker 1: But notice here, something smells like it's cooking in here.

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Speaker 1: But I didn't know you had a visitor? Was that

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Speaker 1: was that a talking baby? Uh? Lock the doors? Uh no,

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Speaker 1: all right, good, here's the thing you can't You can't leave.

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Speaker 1: Now that you've that you've seen Tater, You're not allowed

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Speaker 1: to go. Uh. Tater is a well, it's all the

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Speaker 1: money that is has come in through squitos we've used

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Speaker 1: towards the development of Tater. Uh. Tater is a very

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Speaker 1: advanced baby that was half mosquito, half baby. It was

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Speaker 1: Let me just stop you right there. I don't get

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Speaker 1: paid enough for this, Okay, for these convoluted schemes, bright,

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Speaker 1: all these weird I'm not I know. I'm Dwayne the Rock, Okay,

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Speaker 1: not the Rock, Johnson the Rock. And frankly, if you

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Speaker 1: just let me go, I'm gonna quit this whole gaming job.

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Speaker 1: I got a cabin. I got a cabin like Henry

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Speaker 1: David Thoreaux. Did all these drinks taste like copper Man?

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Speaker 1: I ordered the vacuum Martin and they just keep they

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Speaker 1: give me a blood Mary. I don't understand. Everything I

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Speaker 1: want is a blood marry. Yeah, It's like I didn't

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Speaker 1: even I wanted a margarita. Lady. I don't know you. Okay,

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Speaker 1: you keep on trying jump with our conversation. All right, Sorry,

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Speaker 1: you've just got a face, you know, one of those

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Speaker 1: faces looks like I can talk to you. Okay, you can't.

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Speaker 1: All right, how's going on here? Man? You take me

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Speaker 1: these places. Every time we go somewhere, they've got some

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Speaker 1: crazy lady talking to me. Go on, don't you want

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Speaker 1: to hook up? Don't crazy ladies? I hate ladies. She prostitute.

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Speaker 1: What are you saying. I'm not saying she's a prostitute.

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Speaker 1: I'm saying that she thinks your face looks good. Guys,

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Speaker 1: I just wanted to get in here, and um, I

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Speaker 1: am a prostitute. Just to cure that out, I am.

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Speaker 1: I'm sorry. My money is going on the tables this weekend. No,

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Speaker 1: I'm not soliciting your work. I just kind of was

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Speaker 1: looking for just friends, Yeah, just friends. But um, just

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Speaker 1: so you know, like if you want the facts and

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Speaker 1: get it straight, UM, I am a sex worker. I

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Speaker 1: prefer that I prefer that word. I'm no shame, no shame,

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Speaker 1: I'm good, you good, you're talking to me. I mean

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Speaker 1: I'm not talking to her. She's not going to hire

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Speaker 1: herself sometimes, Kevin N Can I get what I didn't

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Speaker 1: get to? Put my bet down? Can I just put

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Speaker 1: really quick? I'm just gonna put this here, okay, already

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Speaker 1: on the wheel. The balls are in the wheel, sir,

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Speaker 1: that doesn't count. I was distracted. That's a thirty two

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Speaker 1: right there? Um? What high school? Do we go to Central?

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Speaker 1: We went to Central? We went to mid Central. Does

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Speaker 1: everybody's feel like your friends don't even know you anymore?

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Speaker 1: Somebody you know what I think? I I think I

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Speaker 1: do have some money. No, I put it on thirty two.

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Speaker 1: We put it on fuck. Okay, all right, boss. Look first,

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Speaker 1: let me start by saying, this is my last day

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Speaker 1: with the gambling Commission. Okay, but let me tell you

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Speaker 1: what I found. I found the disgusting casino that lets

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Speaker 1: tons of mosquitoes into this into the rooms. And here's

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Speaker 1: how black? What bedding on black? Sir? Please? This is

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Speaker 1: we had this meeting schedules. Can you eat? Can we

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Speaker 1: just not gamble for one second? Just gamble to gambling Commission?

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Speaker 1: I understand, sir. Here's what's happening. The mosquitoes are sucking

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Speaker 1: the blood and they're killing the mosquitoes and using that

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Speaker 1: same blood to certain alcohol. Not a blood Mary's. They're

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Speaker 1: drinking their own blood. They're drinking their own blood the customers. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: it's gross. Is it not illegal? Drinker on blood without

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Speaker 1: your knowing? You drinking on blow without you knowing? How

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Speaker 1: do you do that? Anyway? So I'm out of here.

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Speaker 1: Rock you quit, you you finally quit the rock. You quit,

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Speaker 1: you quit the commission. I quit, Baby, I'm so excited

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Speaker 1: for you. Here. I made you a drink. I figured

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Speaker 1: you'd be thirsty when you got home. Thank you, baby?

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Speaker 1: What is this? Blood? Mary? Where'd you get this? So

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Speaker 1: they have them to go at Squito's? You just you

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Speaker 1: Last mission. Boom, nice sign, seal delivered, and then I'm done.

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Speaker 1: Carl is gonna be He'll take my position, He'll take

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Speaker 1: Let's just no, no, no, don't see. Don't be smacking

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Speaker 1: my god, Carl Cook, get out of here, Carl, come

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Speaker 1: don don't get out of here. He's laying out my baby. Okay,

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Speaker 1: look at me, Carl. Carl. You're legit now, man, you're legitic.

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Speaker 1: I think you made that. Shut up, you're not crazy anymore.

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Speaker 1: Could you have did you have troubles I had some trouble.

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Speaker 1: It's just to be honest, I never really realized how

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Speaker 1: that's exactly what happened. That's insane. I don't mean to eavesdrop, um,

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Speaker 1: Did you just drink my blood? Mary? I took a

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Speaker 1: Weird occult store owner with a bad grasp on his stock. Welcome, welcome,

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Speaker 1: thank you. What can I get you? Um? I was

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Speaker 1: And it used to be this sorority house for you.

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Speaker 1: It's new for me. Yeah, it's actually it's new for you. Okay, Yes,

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Speaker 1: this will do this, will do this. Boo, this is

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Speaker 1: a crystal Okay, this right here is an emerald. Cots

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Speaker 1: Seven Sisters, Miss sisters, we arise again as ghosts and

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Speaker 1: It was just hell. It was two sisters. But we

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Speaker 1: So you, guys, I gotta say that that pledge was insane.

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Speaker 1: I mean, just to be part of this thing I had,

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Speaker 1: I mean I figured that you'd move in with me.

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Speaker 1: I mean maybe, babe, we've been together for seven years.

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Speaker 1: Are you proposing, Yes, let's do it. Let's do it.

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Speaker 1: Let's at the wedding here in the last Oh, that's perfect.

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Speaker 1: I don't know who to invite. I don't got a

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00:28:11,240 --> 00:28:13,520
Speaker 1: lot of friends, and you know, all my immediate family

416
00:28:13,560 --> 00:28:20,200
Speaker 1: they disappeared in that mosquito missed. Yes, that was yes. Um,

417
00:28:20,240 --> 00:28:22,239
Speaker 1: Well listen, you don't need to invite any I mean,

418
00:28:22,280 --> 00:28:25,119
Speaker 1: I would say coworkers, but you don't work. Um, you

419
00:28:25,119 --> 00:28:28,920
Speaker 1: don't need to invite anyone that you don't want to invite.

420
00:28:28,960 --> 00:28:31,199
Speaker 1: But you can invite everyone that you do want to.

421
00:28:32,440 --> 00:28:38,080
Speaker 1: Maybe I'll just go and make some new friends. Yes, hi,

422
00:28:38,280 --> 00:28:41,600
Speaker 1: I'm I just got ordained online and I'm supposed to

423
00:28:41,680 --> 00:28:46,920
Speaker 1: be doing a wedding. I found the right place. I

424
00:28:47,000 --> 00:28:53,760
Speaker 1: figured it was. It's not funny, it's a wedding. Um,

425
00:28:53,880 --> 00:28:57,680
Speaker 1: So I just need like a pretty bible. Oh you

426
00:28:57,760 --> 00:29:00,479
Speaker 1: knew what I was gonna say. Want you to come

427
00:29:00,480 --> 00:29:02,600
Speaker 1: over here? Maybe I can find you a bible? Right?

428
00:29:02,720 --> 00:29:07,080
Speaker 1: And no what he did it for my books? Shre

429
00:29:07,200 --> 00:29:15,800
Speaker 1: Maybe it's underneath this. Well? No, here it is here.

430
00:29:15,800 --> 00:29:24,720
Speaker 1: It is that Bible from here, Satan. I didn't need that, okay,

431
00:29:23,760 --> 00:29:28,080
Speaker 1: n No, John, you've never seen Kano Reeves. You familiar.

432
00:29:29,000 --> 00:29:35,960
Speaker 1: I'm familiar with he called Constantine. There's a Bible from St.

433
00:29:36,120 --> 00:29:46,040
Speaker 1: James version or like that one looks seven. So listen, ladies.

434
00:29:46,320 --> 00:29:51,000
Speaker 1: As we know, um, our our live sister is getting

435
00:29:51,000 --> 00:29:56,600
Speaker 1: married tomorrow, so um at least totally beautiful. I know,

436
00:29:56,720 --> 00:29:58,680
Speaker 1: But now we haven't made contact with her yet, and

437
00:29:58,680 --> 00:30:01,200
Speaker 1: I was wondering if maybe today would be the day. Okay,

438
00:30:01,280 --> 00:30:06,160
Speaker 1: I haven't actually super superb idea for making contact. Remember

439
00:30:06,240 --> 00:30:09,640
Speaker 1: during Pludgwick how we would always sing an acapella when

440
00:30:09,680 --> 00:30:13,880
Speaker 1: every new person came into the house, And wouldn't that

441
00:30:13,960 --> 00:30:16,520
Speaker 1: be so beautiful to like sing her down the aisle

442
00:30:16,560 --> 00:30:21,280
Speaker 1: And that's how we announced our presents. Oh my gosh,

443
00:30:21,320 --> 00:30:23,880
Speaker 1: we'd have to murder her band first, but then sing

444
00:30:23,880 --> 00:30:28,280
Speaker 1: her down the aisle like I'm sorry, your sisters, I

445
00:30:28,320 --> 00:30:31,800
Speaker 1: love you all. You know this. But she's marrying my

446
00:30:31,920 --> 00:30:40,760
Speaker 1: ex boyfriend Wait John John Rick. Yes, he's marrying John Rick.

447
00:30:41,040 --> 00:30:44,080
Speaker 1: And but he was an asshole. He broke your heart,

448
00:30:44,800 --> 00:30:51,320
Speaker 1: he killed a bunch of puppies or posted. Wait a seconds,

449
00:30:51,880 --> 00:30:55,640
Speaker 1: So what do you propose? Like I mean, I mean,

450
00:30:55,760 --> 00:30:57,920
Speaker 1: like she might be cool, but like you know, like

451
00:30:58,000 --> 00:31:01,280
Speaker 1: that's crossing a line you don't do, like we never

452
00:31:01,320 --> 00:31:05,720
Speaker 1: allowed boys in anyways, Like that's not sisterhood. Kind of

453
00:31:05,720 --> 00:31:09,520
Speaker 1: a breaker. Two, Jenny don't you never even kissed a

454
00:31:09,560 --> 00:31:11,280
Speaker 1: boy before you died, So I don't know if you're

455
00:31:11,320 --> 00:31:14,400
Speaker 1: like the expert here. So yeah, I'm the expert because

456
00:31:14,440 --> 00:31:18,760
Speaker 1: I held my fucking ground. Okay, no boys allowed. That

457
00:31:18,840 --> 00:31:21,240
Speaker 1: wasn't like a hard and fast it was more like no.

458
00:31:21,320 --> 00:31:24,440
Speaker 1: But yeah, never did you girls? You girls didn't kiss

459
00:31:25,000 --> 00:31:31,360
Speaker 1: virchans for life? Right? Absolutely? Not many partners, super skanky,

460
00:31:31,560 --> 00:31:35,800
Speaker 1: That's what I was. Okay, So, so how do we

461
00:31:35,840 --> 00:31:39,440
Speaker 1: solve this? She's a sister. I know it's hard. It's

462
00:31:39,480 --> 00:31:41,640
Speaker 1: like I want to do my best to like stand

463
00:31:41,720 --> 00:31:44,040
Speaker 1: up for her on a special day, you know, like

464
00:31:44,080 --> 00:31:46,120
Speaker 1: I totally do, But there's there's a part of me

465
00:31:46,200 --> 00:31:48,920
Speaker 1: that just might end up being a vengeful spirit. Hold on, though,

466
00:31:50,080 --> 00:31:52,160
Speaker 1: I think you need to work this out with John Rick.

467
00:31:53,720 --> 00:31:56,760
Speaker 1: I make contact, work something out with John Rick. No,

468
00:31:56,920 --> 00:32:02,360
Speaker 1: you don't. You don't. Hey is that food long stob? Yeah?

469
00:32:02,360 --> 00:32:05,080
Speaker 1: All right, catch you later. Oh? Hey, are you guys

470
00:32:05,120 --> 00:32:08,560
Speaker 1: eating lace chips over here? All right? Sorry, dang, I'm

471
00:32:08,560 --> 00:32:13,120
Speaker 1: just trying to make new friends. Hey, what's going on

472
00:32:13,160 --> 00:32:19,200
Speaker 1: over here? You guys hanging out? Get laws? Loser? All right? Hi?

473
00:32:20,480 --> 00:32:24,280
Speaker 1: You look cool? Well thanks, I'm just a cool girl.

474
00:32:25,720 --> 00:32:31,200
Speaker 1: All right, I'm gonna be friends. Sure. Can I ask

475
00:32:31,240 --> 00:32:37,520
Speaker 1: you a question? Sure? Would you ever break your girl's heart? No?

476
00:32:38,520 --> 00:32:43,520
Speaker 1: Why not? Because I wouldn't be able to get to

477
00:32:43,560 --> 00:32:48,080
Speaker 1: her heart's to ask you another question? Yeah, do you

478
00:32:48,120 --> 00:32:51,680
Speaker 1: remember Tessa Abernathy? What who are you? Can I ask

479
00:32:51,720 --> 00:32:54,200
Speaker 1: you another question? Who the hell are you? Do you

480
00:32:54,200 --> 00:32:56,240
Speaker 1: want to talk to her right now? What the hell?

481
00:32:56,320 --> 00:33:04,800
Speaker 1: What's going on? I just got sucked back six years

482
00:33:04,800 --> 00:33:08,840
Speaker 1: into the old story house where I used to day Tessa. Yeah,

483
00:33:09,120 --> 00:33:14,800
Speaker 1: we know, Rick, what the hell is going on? I graduated?

484
00:33:15,240 --> 00:33:18,880
Speaker 1: I graduated. Yeah, well you know what who didn't graduate?

485
00:33:18,920 --> 00:33:22,200
Speaker 1: My heart? They didn't graduate at all. And I just

486
00:33:22,280 --> 00:33:24,240
Speaker 1: need you here right now to like look through me.

487
00:33:24,800 --> 00:33:29,600
Speaker 1: You really see me? Okay, because let that packaged? Yeah.

488
00:33:29,680 --> 00:33:32,320
Speaker 1: I only made that packages because you were You were

489
00:33:32,360 --> 00:33:34,840
Speaker 1: so terrible and you dumped me in such a tragic way.

490
00:33:35,520 --> 00:33:37,840
Speaker 1: Don't put that on me. That's crazy. You were like

491
00:33:37,880 --> 00:33:39,600
Speaker 1: I don't want to see you anymore. Now I'm going

492
00:33:39,640 --> 00:33:43,080
Speaker 1: to drop these puppies. And that was messed up. Okay,

493
00:33:43,120 --> 00:33:48,080
Speaker 1: I got a problem. I am a villain. Yeah, well

494
00:33:48,160 --> 00:33:51,520
Speaker 1: you know obviously, like I can't move on like in

495
00:33:51,560 --> 00:33:55,640
Speaker 1: the spirit world or like because my heart is haunted.

496
00:33:55,840 --> 00:33:58,440
Speaker 1: What are you doing when you're taking my should you're

497
00:33:58,560 --> 00:34:09,000
Speaker 1: bringing me oil? Come down? All the puppies they killed,

498
00:34:09,200 --> 00:34:21,920
Speaker 1: they've grown up baby sins and God. Well, sweetheart, Um,

499
00:34:22,120 --> 00:34:25,000
Speaker 1: we can't start the ceremony until John's here. John, Rick,

500
00:34:25,440 --> 00:34:27,560
Speaker 1: He's going to be here. He's going to be here.

501
00:34:28,200 --> 00:34:32,280
Speaker 1: He's only your stepfather. But I always found you very beautiful. Wait,

502
00:34:33,239 --> 00:34:37,000
Speaker 1: have a great game. We would love you. Wait. Wait, wait, wait, wait, Peter, Wait,

503
00:34:37,440 --> 00:34:39,959
Speaker 1: I talked to her. She's good. We're just waiting on John.

504
00:34:41,040 --> 00:34:45,280
Speaker 1: I'm so sorry, Peter. Can I can we talk interrupted?

505
00:34:45,719 --> 00:34:49,040
Speaker 1: I'm just I'm a friend of Todd or whatever the

506
00:34:49,040 --> 00:34:50,760
Speaker 1: hell his name is. He met me at a subway.

507
00:34:50,760 --> 00:34:56,600
Speaker 1: He told me to come to this Rick. Yeah, yeah, John,

508
00:34:56,640 --> 00:34:59,680
Speaker 1: There you go, John. Yeah. His close friends call him Rick.

509
00:35:00,200 --> 00:35:02,480
Speaker 1: If I'm the stepfather, where is he? We need to

510
00:35:02,520 --> 00:35:06,120
Speaker 1: get the ceremony started. You know my stepfather. No, he's

511
00:35:06,200 --> 00:35:12,200
Speaker 1: my stepfather, which means which means you should be clear

512
00:35:12,200 --> 00:35:17,000
Speaker 1: about that, because I thought you were my stepfather. Oh no, no, no, no, sir.

513
00:35:17,360 --> 00:35:19,480
Speaker 1: I'm sorry, pastor. I know you were waiting here patiently

514
00:35:19,520 --> 00:35:22,280
Speaker 1: with I'm just having a little bit of a problem.

515
00:35:22,320 --> 00:35:24,759
Speaker 1: There seems to be I don't know, whispers coming from

516
00:35:24,760 --> 00:35:27,360
Speaker 1: my book, and it seems to glow with the binding.

517
00:35:27,640 --> 00:35:29,440
Speaker 1: I kind of like to get this done with so

518
00:35:29,480 --> 00:35:32,759
Speaker 1: I can return this broken Bible. I want to get

519
00:35:32,760 --> 00:35:35,400
Speaker 1: it done with. Two. I didn't buy this house to

520
00:35:35,600 --> 00:35:40,640
Speaker 1: not trap this man and this relationship. Okay, I like this.

521
00:35:40,920 --> 00:35:43,160
Speaker 1: She's always been strong, even when she was little. You know,

522
00:35:43,200 --> 00:35:45,000
Speaker 1: she always had a real her her own point of view,

523
00:35:45,040 --> 00:35:52,399
Speaker 1: her own point of I'm single, okay, and I am

524
00:35:52,640 --> 00:35:55,920
Speaker 1: or deemed online? Are they stripped for everybody? Are we

525
00:35:55,920 --> 00:36:00,760
Speaker 1: waiting till after tess? What's going on? We're the seven?

526
00:36:03,400 --> 00:36:05,520
Speaker 1: So you finished with John or not? We need some

527
00:36:05,600 --> 00:36:10,040
Speaker 1: kind of resolutions for reading at the altar funny story, Um, like,

528
00:36:10,120 --> 00:36:11,719
Speaker 1: so I was just gonna like talk to him and

529
00:36:11,719 --> 00:36:14,960
Speaker 1: like totally work it out right like sisters, do you know?

530
00:36:15,120 --> 00:36:17,760
Speaker 1: But the thing is, like my heart was so wounded

531
00:36:18,160 --> 00:36:20,480
Speaker 1: that I drug him to hell and now he's being

532
00:36:20,520 --> 00:36:25,879
Speaker 1: tortured by puppy baby dogs. I know, I know, I know,

533
00:36:26,120 --> 00:36:27,880
Speaker 1: I know I shouldn't have and maybe I should go

534
00:36:28,000 --> 00:36:31,040
Speaker 1: get him back and bring him back to the material world.

535
00:36:31,120 --> 00:36:33,320
Speaker 1: But you know what part of it feels good. It

536
00:36:33,440 --> 00:36:36,360
Speaker 1: just feels good. And don't you feel like if he

537
00:36:36,560 --> 00:36:41,719
Speaker 1: actually was sorry and he was um good, granted forgiveness

538
00:36:41,760 --> 00:36:44,520
Speaker 1: and deserved this love, that this that are other alive

539
00:36:44,560 --> 00:36:46,480
Speaker 1: sister is going to give her that he would actually

540
00:36:46,600 --> 00:36:51,160
Speaker 1: like ascend himself. Yes, I feel like that. So you

541
00:36:51,239 --> 00:36:55,359
Speaker 1: really actually did everyone a service. Thank you, thank you.

542
00:36:55,800 --> 00:36:57,800
Speaker 1: He wants to battle back for her, He's got to

543
00:36:57,840 --> 00:37:00,239
Speaker 1: do it, lick and be split because that I will

544
00:37:00,440 --> 00:37:03,759
Speaker 1: glowing and um, you know it's not gonna end well

545
00:37:03,840 --> 00:37:07,440
Speaker 1: for anybody. If he doesn't know, well, I guess it's

546
00:37:07,520 --> 00:37:11,320
Speaker 1: up to him. It's up to him. In the meantime,

547
00:37:11,520 --> 00:37:13,960
Speaker 1: should we go make ourselves knows? Should we make contact

548
00:37:13,960 --> 00:37:18,000
Speaker 1: with the sister? Yeah, this is good shrimp. Yeah, my

549
00:37:18,040 --> 00:37:21,320
Speaker 1: buddy used to sell shrimp and all that over at Costco.

550
00:37:21,400 --> 00:37:24,399
Speaker 1: So on, no good shrimp. So but just I don't

551
00:37:24,440 --> 00:37:26,000
Speaker 1: know what. No one else is coming to the raw bar.

552
00:37:26,880 --> 00:37:29,759
Speaker 1: It just let the whole point. You go to a wedding, right, So, um,

553
00:37:29,760 --> 00:37:33,040
Speaker 1: those aren't because aren't those are? That's that's the uncooked

554
00:37:33,040 --> 00:37:36,560
Speaker 1: seafood for dinner tonight. Yeah, it's the raw bar. I

555
00:37:36,680 --> 00:37:40,960
Speaker 1: know what it is. Oh my god, Oh my god. Carl,

556
00:37:41,640 --> 00:37:43,680
Speaker 1: Carl I haven't seen you since you peep through my

557
00:37:43,719 --> 00:37:47,040
Speaker 1: window last Thursday. Hell you know what that? And I

558
00:37:47,080 --> 00:37:49,120
Speaker 1: went back to her because I made it. I was

559
00:37:49,280 --> 00:37:56,640
Speaker 1: I had a choice. Great, um, sweetheart, it's your ship.

560
00:37:56,680 --> 00:37:59,680
Speaker 1: Then are you? Are you in there? I mean, yes,

561
00:38:00,480 --> 00:38:03,000
Speaker 1: I am. Maybe just let me and we should have

562
00:38:03,040 --> 00:38:05,600
Speaker 1: a quick talk, a quick conversation about what's going on.

563
00:38:06,080 --> 00:38:09,399
Speaker 1: Can my mom come into Yeah, I want to be here,

564
00:38:10,520 --> 00:38:15,320
Speaker 1: I think. Okay, I don't know, you're really fucking creepy.

565
00:38:15,480 --> 00:38:17,120
Speaker 1: I can hear her and I'm going to let you

566
00:38:17,160 --> 00:38:20,239
Speaker 1: both in and you can talk with me with her here. Okay. Well,

567
00:38:21,800 --> 00:38:23,960
Speaker 1: I'm gonna sit in between you two. Okay, Pete, I

568
00:38:24,000 --> 00:38:26,759
Speaker 1: got a little present for you. I got this from

569
00:38:26,800 --> 00:38:29,359
Speaker 1: that a cold chop. So why don't you just put

570
00:38:29,360 --> 00:38:33,600
Speaker 1: this around your neck and then we can start talking. Okay,

571
00:38:33,880 --> 00:38:39,759
Speaker 1: put this on. Oh I feel like fonzy. Okay, great,

572
00:38:39,800 --> 00:38:46,560
Speaker 1: So you're petrified stone for eternity, all right, and I

573
00:38:46,640 --> 00:38:54,080
Speaker 1: know marriage years John, john Rick, wake up, they have

574
00:38:54,160 --> 00:38:56,319
Speaker 1: a big day. John. You put out like a light.

575
00:38:57,960 --> 00:39:01,600
Speaker 1: Oh my god, it's crazy dream. I'm sure he did

576
00:39:01,640 --> 00:39:04,680
Speaker 1: the Sorority Sister Dinners in forty five minutes. So you know,

577
00:39:04,680 --> 00:39:06,400
Speaker 1: I'm not supposed to bring you because there's not supposed

578
00:39:06,400 --> 00:39:10,000
Speaker 1: to be boys. I've been here before, been here before,

579
00:39:10,000 --> 00:39:12,520
Speaker 1: I've done this before. What does that even mean? John,

580
00:39:12,560 --> 00:39:15,480
Speaker 1: You're gonna eat me. Everybody's gonna eat me. I'm not

581
00:39:15,520 --> 00:39:20,800
Speaker 1: gonna eat you. John. Can we stop by the shelter

582
00:39:20,920 --> 00:39:33,040
Speaker 1: on the way to the dinner because so is that

583
00:39:33,120 --> 00:39:39,399
Speaker 1: a know? So? I guess Yeah, maybe marriage isn't all

584
00:39:39,440 --> 00:39:41,799
Speaker 1: that it's cut up to be. If you should marry

585
00:39:41,840 --> 00:39:43,839
Speaker 1: that that guy at the raw bar. Can you hear

586
00:39:46,719 --> 00:39:55,759
Speaker 1: we're trying to make contact? Yeah? Mom, I was just

587
00:39:55,840 --> 00:39:57,600
Speaker 1: asking if you heard. I can't. Oh my god, I

588
00:39:57,600 --> 00:39:59,800
Speaker 1: can't hear you. Something's wrong. I've been I've been th

589
00:40:00,000 --> 00:40:06,960
Speaker 1: since another demendment. Mom, hear you? You can you hear that?

590
00:40:08,360 --> 00:40:13,920
Speaker 1: Can you that? Don't don't don't move, don't move. You

591
00:40:13,960 --> 00:40:15,480
Speaker 1: can see us now, you can see us. That means

592
00:40:16,360 --> 00:40:20,440
Speaker 1: the mermaid dress. It's beautiful, by the way, it's like beautiful.

593
00:40:21,719 --> 00:40:24,200
Speaker 1: This is Tessa and this is Jenny. She's never kissed

594
00:40:24,239 --> 00:40:27,799
Speaker 1: a boy, and we're going to kiss one today. We

595
00:40:27,880 --> 00:40:30,120
Speaker 1: are part of the Seven Sister sorority that used to

596
00:40:30,160 --> 00:40:33,120
Speaker 1: live here, the ones that killed themselves years ago. Oh God. Yeah,

597
00:40:33,520 --> 00:40:36,080
Speaker 1: I thought that I had gotten something to kind of

598
00:40:36,160 --> 00:40:41,719
Speaker 1: rid you guys, what I mean, you're prepared an acapella

599
00:40:41,800 --> 00:40:44,800
Speaker 1: number and everything, and that's how you're going to treat us. Wow,

600
00:40:44,920 --> 00:40:48,359
Speaker 1: we wanted to welcome you to the sisterhood. I thought.

601
00:40:48,560 --> 00:40:51,000
Speaker 1: I thought we're gonna do hold On by Wilson Phillips.

602
00:40:51,040 --> 00:40:54,720
Speaker 1: But I don't know if you disturb it anymore. I'm

603
00:40:54,760 --> 00:40:56,880
Speaker 1: I just I assumed that it was like that. You

604
00:40:56,920 --> 00:41:04,040
Speaker 1: guys are negative, you know negative. I need to return this, biople.

605
00:41:04,280 --> 00:41:10,640
Speaker 1: It didn't work. Uh uh, yeah, this is this one's

606
00:41:10,680 --> 00:41:13,480
Speaker 1: not working. I needed, like I thought I had said,

607
00:41:13,680 --> 00:41:16,399
Speaker 1: I needed a Christian Bible. Those are the only ones

608
00:41:16,440 --> 00:41:19,640
Speaker 1: that really work. This. I don't know what this is,

609
00:41:20,239 --> 00:41:23,880
Speaker 1: but it's it smells like sulfur, it glows, and I

610
00:41:23,920 --> 00:41:26,439
Speaker 1: hear screams when I open it. So I need something.

611
00:41:26,520 --> 00:41:31,839
Speaker 1: I need to return this from. Uh No, I don't

612
00:41:31,840 --> 00:41:33,600
Speaker 1: think you get it. I was in a room trying

613
00:41:33,640 --> 00:41:36,000
Speaker 1: to well. Honestly, there was a lot of other things

614
00:41:36,000 --> 00:41:38,480
Speaker 1: that went wrong too, but it certainly didn't help that

615
00:41:38,560 --> 00:41:41,000
Speaker 1: every time I opened the book, screams and sulfur and

616
00:41:41,080 --> 00:41:51,680
Speaker 1: smoke were coming out. No kissing, you see, I told

617
00:41:51,719 --> 00:42:04,840
Speaker 1: you it's from patri v I P. Robert Williams. You

618
00:42:04,880 --> 00:42:08,120
Speaker 1: wrote Happy Friday. It's all in alchemy land. Here is

619
00:42:08,120 --> 00:42:10,600
Speaker 1: a scene suggestion which is inspired by a brief moment

620
00:42:10,640 --> 00:42:19,960
Speaker 1: from My afternoon. An old man and his gim Oh

621
00:42:20,640 --> 00:42:29,239
Speaker 1: all right, okay, I'm gonna unzip your r Walter, Mr Walter, Okay,

622
00:42:30,120 --> 00:42:37,560
Speaker 1: we're gonna be lost from outdoor exercise. Okay, alright, I'm sorry.

623
00:42:37,560 --> 00:42:40,480
Speaker 1: You're gonna leave your stuff dann here. Okay, oh no,

624
00:42:41,160 --> 00:42:43,839
Speaker 1: this is my stuff, d animal. Let me unzip them out.

625
00:42:43,920 --> 00:42:45,839
Speaker 1: One's gonna take you, Mr Walter. We just gotta leave

626
00:42:45,840 --> 00:42:50,520
Speaker 1: it here, all right, Okay, I'm gonna miss him. He's

627
00:42:50,520 --> 00:42:55,600
Speaker 1: gonna be safe. Okay, Well, would you mind putting this

628
00:42:55,680 --> 00:42:58,720
Speaker 1: mask on? If I'm going to leave my stuff Danible behind,

629
00:43:00,000 --> 00:43:04,000
Speaker 1: I'll put on this leather daddy mask. Sure. Oh, thank you,

630
00:43:04,000 --> 00:43:08,560
Speaker 1: you're such a good boy. All right, sip it up

631
00:43:08,560 --> 00:43:15,680
Speaker 1: from It's okay. It's supposed to feel like that. Them out. Okay, here,

632
00:43:16,000 --> 00:43:29,560
Speaker 1: here's your mouth shut working cruised cruise, Walter, Walter. I

633
00:43:29,920 --> 00:43:34,680
Speaker 1: know you have to. You have two stuffed animals, now, Walter. Look,

634
00:43:34,840 --> 00:43:37,120
Speaker 1: we said you can only carry the one you can't

635
00:43:37,239 --> 00:43:45,320
Speaker 1: have two okay, exercises. Look, we're running through orderlies. I

636
00:43:45,360 --> 00:43:46,960
Speaker 1: don't know what the hell is going on, but we

637
00:43:47,040 --> 00:43:50,120
Speaker 1: are hemorrhaging money. Okay, so we gotta figure something now.

638
00:43:52,760 --> 00:43:54,520
Speaker 1: I agree. I agree with you a percent. I mean

639
00:43:54,560 --> 00:43:57,440
Speaker 1: we all do. Yeah, it's and we're not gonna be

640
00:43:57,480 --> 00:43:59,640
Speaker 1: able to be open. Were you paying attention because it

641
00:43:59,640 --> 00:44:01,480
Speaker 1: seems you just kind of just chimed in right now

642
00:44:01,840 --> 00:44:03,640
Speaker 1: because you were being attention. You just want to act

643
00:44:03,800 --> 00:44:06,560
Speaker 1: like you have an idea. I saw you on your

644
00:44:06,560 --> 00:44:08,840
Speaker 1: phone board. He's got he's got pictures of boobs on

645
00:44:08,920 --> 00:44:13,359
Speaker 1: his noteboard. Jesus pictures A right, fine, you caught me.

646
00:44:13,520 --> 00:44:17,839
Speaker 1: I'm trying to learn how to draw boobs. I've got

647
00:44:17,920 --> 00:44:21,560
Speaker 1: pictures on my phone of actual boobs, and then I've

648
00:44:21,560 --> 00:44:27,360
Speaker 1: got my notebook where I'm drawing said boobs. You can do.

649
00:44:28,120 --> 00:44:29,719
Speaker 1: They come in all shapes and sizes. Anything you do

650
00:44:29,760 --> 00:44:34,000
Speaker 1: is right. Four circles, four circles, yeah, just two and

651
00:44:34,040 --> 00:44:37,479
Speaker 1: then two inside. You don't understand circles. If I don't

652
00:44:37,600 --> 00:44:42,160
Speaker 1: draw one million boobs by midnight tonight, they're gonna kill

653
00:44:42,280 --> 00:44:47,319
Speaker 1: my son. Why what can we get back to it? Look,

654
00:44:47,400 --> 00:44:49,640
Speaker 1: maybe you were losing order lease because we don't get

655
00:44:49,760 --> 00:44:51,680
Speaker 1: enough break, you know what I mean. A half hour

656
00:44:51,800 --> 00:44:55,640
Speaker 1: is not enough time for lunch. It should be it

657
00:44:55,680 --> 00:44:58,200
Speaker 1: should be all right, We're not gonna Can we talk

658
00:44:58,239 --> 00:45:00,719
Speaker 1: about some of the patients here from the people who

659
00:45:00,719 --> 00:45:04,719
Speaker 1: are in Walters? Just if we all drop boobs at

660
00:45:04,719 --> 00:45:06,759
Speaker 1: the same time, we could probably help Mark out and

661
00:45:06,760 --> 00:45:08,560
Speaker 1: it won't be a big deal. It's just as simple

662
00:45:08,560 --> 00:45:10,919
Speaker 1: as she said four circles. I'm sorry. Are we trying

663
00:45:10,920 --> 00:45:13,239
Speaker 1: to figure how to help his son? Are we trying

664
00:45:13,239 --> 00:45:18,359
Speaker 1: to figure out how to keep the like we all

665
00:45:18,400 --> 00:45:21,560
Speaker 1: agree and not bring outside stuff inside? All right, Mark,

666
00:45:21,120 --> 00:45:23,279
Speaker 1: And I'm so sorry. Look I will help, but I'm

667
00:45:23,280 --> 00:45:25,359
Speaker 1: gonna be doodling at the same time because I love

668
00:45:25,400 --> 00:45:28,800
Speaker 1: my son. So you know, I agree. We have troums

669
00:45:28,840 --> 00:45:31,000
Speaker 1: around here. We need more earlies. I mean, you just

670
00:45:31,040 --> 00:45:34,000
Speaker 1: figure out why they're quitting so often and what's wrong

671
00:45:34,040 --> 00:45:37,600
Speaker 1: with our clientele, because obviously there's something wrong. There's a disconnect.

672
00:45:37,640 --> 00:45:41,440
Speaker 1: Does it disconnect? This boom is huge? Someone crab is

673
00:45:41,440 --> 00:45:46,759
Speaker 1: no pet. Please I can't I can't have him do son, sir, sir?

674
00:45:46,840 --> 00:45:50,279
Speaker 1: What about what about Walter? For instance? I don't know

675
00:45:50,280 --> 00:45:53,360
Speaker 1: who's bringing them in. But he he has more stuffed

676
00:45:53,360 --> 00:45:56,320
Speaker 1: animals now than he than than than than than than

677
00:45:56,320 --> 00:46:00,000
Speaker 1: What is obsession with this? All right? It just seems

678
00:46:00,000 --> 00:46:01,759
Speaker 1: to see who cares? Where is he getting them from?

679
00:46:01,840 --> 00:46:06,960
Speaker 1: Is there a who cares? Someone's bringing them to him?

680
00:46:07,200 --> 00:46:09,319
Speaker 1: You're obsessed with the wrong details here, are right? We

681
00:46:09,360 --> 00:46:13,160
Speaker 1: need to orderli We can't. We're gonna have to shut

682
00:46:13,239 --> 00:46:15,080
Speaker 1: this down and we're gonna have to let all these

683
00:46:15,440 --> 00:46:24,400
Speaker 1: people just out loose. Two three four? Are you no? No?

684
00:46:24,640 --> 00:46:28,520
Speaker 1: What did I just say? Huh? Okay, Henry give me

685
00:46:28,520 --> 00:46:32,719
Speaker 1: the pen, hey asked Amantha. We just got the new

686
00:46:32,800 --> 00:46:35,520
Speaker 1: duties list. So you're gonna be working with Walter this afternoon. Okay,

687
00:46:35,600 --> 00:46:39,080
Speaker 1: So he needs medication, He needs to do his calisthenics

688
00:46:39,160 --> 00:46:45,680
Speaker 1: and then more medication, the even kalistonics. Am supposed to

689
00:46:45,719 --> 00:46:49,520
Speaker 1: be able to do that? I don't understand the questions.

690
00:46:49,560 --> 00:46:52,000
Speaker 1: Am I supposed to be able to do that? You're

691
00:46:52,040 --> 00:46:56,600
Speaker 1: supposed to about to run him through that? Yeah? Sly

692
00:46:56,719 --> 00:47:02,160
Speaker 1: do it myself. No, not necessary, because I'm actually really

693
00:47:02,320 --> 00:47:09,759
Speaker 1: sore today from a rucous night. Okay, Rucke's night. It

694
00:47:09,880 --> 00:47:12,200
Speaker 1: started out as a night out with the girls, but

695
00:47:12,320 --> 00:47:17,080
Speaker 1: it ended up with a night in with the boys.

696
00:47:17,120 --> 00:47:20,600
Speaker 1: We went out to a mosquito casino. We met some

697
00:47:20,840 --> 00:47:26,480
Speaker 1: hot ass and I bagged myself a baby. Isn't me?

698
00:47:26,600 --> 00:47:29,760
Speaker 1: Or is Samantha just always lying? She's just like always

699
00:47:29,760 --> 00:47:32,440
Speaker 1: making sself up all the time. It's just like so annoying.

700
00:47:32,719 --> 00:47:34,439
Speaker 1: It's like, I hate going on breaking, like and she's

701
00:47:34,440 --> 00:47:36,440
Speaker 1: on break. I know she's just gonna come over to

702
00:47:36,480 --> 00:47:38,759
Speaker 1: me and she's just gonna say some stupid things like

703
00:47:38,800 --> 00:47:41,080
Speaker 1: I wasn't even talking to you. Who cares? You're not

704
00:47:41,120 --> 00:47:42,880
Speaker 1: my sister. I don't need to talk to you. You

705
00:47:42,920 --> 00:47:46,239
Speaker 1: know what I'm saying. She's right behind you. I think

706
00:47:46,320 --> 00:47:49,359
Speaker 1: she just heard every time you said, and I think

707
00:47:49,400 --> 00:47:52,160
Speaker 1: she's gonna hold that against you and judge you. Don't

708
00:47:52,160 --> 00:47:54,360
Speaker 1: look over your shoulders, She's what are you saying, I

709
00:47:54,440 --> 00:47:56,160
Speaker 1: can't hear you with your teeth that come. He's right

710
00:47:56,200 --> 00:47:58,520
Speaker 1: behind you. Don't look over your shoulder. I think she

711
00:47:58,640 --> 00:48:02,280
Speaker 1: hurt everything or whatever. And it's like Samantha's like so annoying.

712
00:48:02,640 --> 00:48:05,200
Speaker 1: She takes a stupid and dumbance. It's like, yeah, I

713
00:48:05,280 --> 00:48:08,400
Speaker 1: get hey, Tiffany, if you have a problem with me,

714
00:48:08,480 --> 00:48:11,120
Speaker 1: then bring it up to my face, don't don't just

715
00:48:11,160 --> 00:48:18,919
Speaker 1: stop behind my back. Let's go, let's go. Let let's

716
00:48:18,920 --> 00:48:22,080
Speaker 1: do this, freaking go, let's do it. I'm so ready

717
00:48:22,120 --> 00:48:25,000
Speaker 1: to go. Then you don't even want to know. I

718
00:48:25,080 --> 00:48:27,759
Speaker 1: know you can't like move everyday. I know you can't

719
00:48:27,760 --> 00:48:30,279
Speaker 1: do any cow cynics and have all these excuses, but

720
00:48:30,320 --> 00:48:33,960
Speaker 1: you just just today I happened to be sore. It's

721
00:48:33,960 --> 00:48:35,960
Speaker 1: not that I can't do it, that's that my muscles

722
00:48:35,960 --> 00:48:38,920
Speaker 1: are so sore. Oh yeah, right, all right, so we

723
00:48:39,000 --> 00:48:42,359
Speaker 1: lost two more. Two more relies are gone, and they

724
00:48:42,440 --> 00:48:45,479
Speaker 1: died in like a fist, in like a hand to hand.

725
00:48:45,640 --> 00:48:47,920
Speaker 1: We allow that. Look, we allow any kind of release

726
00:48:47,960 --> 00:48:50,640
Speaker 1: of stress. Okay, And that's just what they decided internally

727
00:48:50,680 --> 00:48:52,520
Speaker 1: to do with some kind of hierarchical structure. We just

728
00:48:52,560 --> 00:48:55,239
Speaker 1: gotta let us slide, okay. Started inter at the meeting,

729
00:48:55,560 --> 00:48:57,600
Speaker 1: someone just gives this package. Is a bloody ear. I

730
00:48:57,640 --> 00:49:02,239
Speaker 1: don't know who this is for me? It's oh, there's there,

731
00:49:02,280 --> 00:49:05,759
Speaker 1: you go smart? Can you have these delivered to your house? Please?

732
00:49:06,520 --> 00:49:10,600
Speaker 1: I'm sorry. I don't make the terms here. Okay, it's

733
00:49:10,600 --> 00:49:13,080
Speaker 1: not my thing. I just have to keep blow and

734
00:49:13,160 --> 00:49:16,200
Speaker 1: tits here, alright, t it's ahoy, draw the tits, draw

735
00:49:16,280 --> 00:49:24,080
Speaker 1: the tints of the baby. Hey, yeah, hey, it's me,

736
00:49:24,200 --> 00:49:30,560
Speaker 1: It's me. Come on, Samantha. Samantha died. Thank god. I

737
00:49:30,600 --> 00:49:33,680
Speaker 1: don't like Samantha. Okay, so listen, I don't like her

738
00:49:33,800 --> 00:49:38,080
Speaker 1: one bit. The little pills here and cut? Could you

739
00:49:38,160 --> 00:49:41,239
Speaker 1: put would you mind if I start my tongue out,

740
00:49:41,239 --> 00:49:45,080
Speaker 1: you place nose pills on my tongue. Sure that seems harmless?

741
00:49:45,080 --> 00:49:52,800
Speaker 1: There you swallow? Well, okay, good, We're gonna do a

742
00:49:52,800 --> 00:49:55,120
Speaker 1: little calistic stretching. Can you get your arms out to

743
00:49:55,120 --> 00:49:58,240
Speaker 1: the side. We're moving laugh I'm moving round. Okay, alright,

744
00:49:59,600 --> 00:50:02,600
Speaker 1: I'm so sorry. Do you mind? I feel like it

745
00:50:02,640 --> 00:50:05,360
Speaker 1: would be safer if you wore a mask, because I'm

746
00:50:05,400 --> 00:50:11,360
Speaker 1: pretty old. Sure, yeah, whenever you know what church happens

747
00:50:11,400 --> 00:50:14,239
Speaker 1: to be that I have this mask here. If you

748
00:50:14,440 --> 00:50:16,640
Speaker 1: just put this on, I think that it would keep

749
00:50:16,719 --> 00:50:20,160
Speaker 1: all your germy germs to you. Look, I'm gonna be honest,

750
00:50:20,239 --> 00:50:22,040
Speaker 1: I don't really care about you. But if this is

751
00:50:22,080 --> 00:50:24,359
Speaker 1: what you need to get to the afternoon, fine, I'll

752
00:50:24,360 --> 00:50:34,440
Speaker 1: do it. I'm putting on. Yeah, fortune to collection. What

753
00:50:34,520 --> 00:50:36,640
Speaker 1: do you think I should do? I mean, I was

754
00:50:36,760 --> 00:50:40,920
Speaker 1: just hired to walk this dog for two hours. But

755
00:50:41,280 --> 00:50:44,160
Speaker 1: I like texting the guy pictures of his dog and

756
00:50:44,239 --> 00:50:51,200
Speaker 1: he's not answering on the dog's ears. I can't take

757
00:50:51,239 --> 00:50:54,759
Speaker 1: that responsibility. That's just how it works. What do you mean, Well,

758
00:50:54,760 --> 00:50:59,120
Speaker 1: it's a Jack Russell's super high energy Milo so cute,

759
00:50:59,200 --> 00:51:03,160
Speaker 1: but super high energy. And I don't have just I

760
00:51:03,200 --> 00:51:05,560
Speaker 1: don't have the time. You have a room. You have

761
00:51:05,600 --> 00:51:09,040
Speaker 1: the giant sorority house, just like let him around. I

762
00:51:09,120 --> 00:51:11,120
Speaker 1: didn't it and have the room. I said, I didn't

763
00:51:11,120 --> 00:51:13,919
Speaker 1: have the time. Maybe if you would seem like it's

764
00:51:13,920 --> 00:51:16,000
Speaker 1: like always like poor me. You have the biggest house

765
00:51:16,000 --> 00:51:17,759
Speaker 1: out of anyone. I don't even know how you bought that.

766
00:51:17,800 --> 00:51:20,680
Speaker 1: All right, It's like, I'm I have like six jobs.

767
00:51:21,480 --> 00:51:23,759
Speaker 1: I just applied to me orderly again from the same

768
00:51:23,840 --> 00:51:26,560
Speaker 1: job I already work at. Do you understand how embarrassing

769
00:51:26,600 --> 00:51:29,040
Speaker 1: that is? Listen, I have one job that I don't

770
00:51:29,080 --> 00:51:31,000
Speaker 1: even need to have because I have so much money.

771
00:51:31,080 --> 00:51:32,839
Speaker 1: Like that's what's so fucked up, you know. I mean,

772
00:51:32,880 --> 00:51:35,160
Speaker 1: like you're talking to me about working and I'm walking

773
00:51:35,280 --> 00:51:38,000
Speaker 1: dogs and I don't even need to, So why are

774
00:51:38,000 --> 00:51:41,440
Speaker 1: you complaining to me? I'm sorry, I'm just like I

775
00:51:41,440 --> 00:51:42,960
Speaker 1: feel like super stressed, out of work, a lot of

776
00:51:43,000 --> 00:51:46,680
Speaker 1: like I just a co worker of mine, like a

777
00:51:46,680 --> 00:51:50,120
Speaker 1: cage fighting scenario. And yeah, it's like it's a lot.

778
00:51:50,440 --> 00:51:57,600
Speaker 1: It's like, I'm fine. Post office delivery for Mark? Mark?

779
00:51:57,640 --> 00:52:00,520
Speaker 1: Are you in there? Yeah? Oh, how are you doing?

780
00:52:00,800 --> 00:52:07,080
Speaker 1: He's gonna sign for this? All right? Now, there you are.

781
00:52:08,200 --> 00:52:15,359
Speaker 1: I gotta be honest. I peeked, im peaked. I picked

782
00:52:15,400 --> 00:52:20,160
Speaker 1: in the package. I'm a package speaker. Okay, well, uh

783
00:52:20,520 --> 00:52:24,600
Speaker 1: should I bother looking? Is it pretty awful? It's pretty awful.

784
00:52:24,880 --> 00:52:32,160
Speaker 1: It's pretty pretty awful. All right. I peek in all

785
00:52:32,200 --> 00:52:33,959
Speaker 1: your mail. I gotta be honest with you right now. Okay,

786
00:52:34,000 --> 00:52:38,160
Speaker 1: I peak all my mail, most of it? All right, Mark,

787
00:52:38,280 --> 00:52:47,520
Speaker 1: you have a good daylight the other ear? Oh my god,

788
00:52:47,760 --> 00:52:50,080
Speaker 1: now can we get back to the meeting? What the

789
00:52:50,120 --> 00:52:53,040
Speaker 1: hell is going on? I just gotta draw these tits.

790
00:52:53,520 --> 00:53:01,200
Speaker 1: Uh my god, twice PM. It ain't gonna happen. Just

791
00:53:01,280 --> 00:53:04,520
Speaker 1: let it go at ninety minutes, all right, I'm up

792
00:53:04,560 --> 00:53:10,319
Speaker 1: to seven thousand. Oh my god, Hey, how was how

793
00:53:10,400 --> 00:53:15,359
Speaker 1: was work? Babe? It was so stressful? Honestly, we were

794
00:53:15,480 --> 00:53:20,080
Speaker 1: slow on order, lads. We're trying to fix that okkay, listen,

795
00:53:20,120 --> 00:53:23,000
Speaker 1: I've been thinking about you all day. Show me those

796
00:53:23,000 --> 00:53:32,360
Speaker 1: four circles. Let me see your four circles, babe, honestly, honestly, honestly,

797
00:53:32,800 --> 00:53:35,960
Speaker 1: the fact that you call me babe is already super weird.

798
00:53:36,320 --> 00:53:39,520
Speaker 1: Stop asking me to see my four circles, Peter, I

799
00:53:39,560 --> 00:53:42,400
Speaker 1: want to see your fourth circle. I don't care if

800
00:53:42,400 --> 00:53:50,520
Speaker 1: for not you hereced guy? Are you wearing the nursing?

801
00:53:50,640 --> 00:53:53,759
Speaker 1: Did you take a job my job? What do you do?

802
00:53:53,880 --> 00:53:59,080
Speaker 1: What are you taking my life? Alright? Alright? Is a crime?

803
00:53:59,680 --> 00:54:02,200
Speaker 1: What was? We've got eight circles here between the two

804
00:54:02,200 --> 00:54:05,239
Speaker 1: of you. Why don't we just play some circles? You

805
00:54:05,280 --> 00:54:09,839
Speaker 1: were petrified in stone, but look I can still look.

806
00:54:09,920 --> 00:54:18,759
Speaker 1: It tastes true love unlocked him. Oh all right, there's

807
00:54:18,760 --> 00:54:22,479
Speaker 1: no having to draw enough circles, guys. I'm just gonna

808
00:54:22,520 --> 00:54:24,600
Speaker 1: do some rounds and I'm gonna go home. All right.

809
00:54:25,440 --> 00:54:27,000
Speaker 1: Maybe I'll go see what Walter is up to. It's

810
00:54:27,040 --> 00:54:30,160
Speaker 1: been a while since I've talked to that guy. Do

811
00:54:30,200 --> 00:54:32,480
Speaker 1: you guys just want to draw a few more circles

812
00:54:32,520 --> 00:54:35,360
Speaker 1: for me, just in solidarity? I'd appreciate it. There's just

813
00:54:35,400 --> 00:54:36,920
Speaker 1: no way we're going to get to a million, so

814
00:54:37,000 --> 00:54:40,000
Speaker 1: it seems like a waste of our kind. So I

815
00:54:40,120 --> 00:54:43,920
Speaker 1: get that. But all right, I mean, I'm gonna go

816
00:54:43,920 --> 00:54:54,319
Speaker 1: see Walter. Guys, I love you all, so okay, Hey,

817
00:54:54,760 --> 00:54:57,719
Speaker 1: you know me? Mark? Mark, what are you doing here?

818
00:54:58,160 --> 00:55:02,480
Speaker 1: Oh my god? All those stuffed animals yours really grown?

819
00:55:03,440 --> 00:55:05,279
Speaker 1: I mean, beanie babies used to be a thing, but

820
00:55:05,360 --> 00:55:08,439
Speaker 1: now that you, stuffed animals are all the cham Wait

821
00:55:08,440 --> 00:55:11,440
Speaker 1: what's that? What's that one? You can't you know what?

822
00:55:11,680 --> 00:55:13,759
Speaker 1: To get on? Here? You know what? Honestly this is

823
00:55:13,840 --> 00:55:24,560
Speaker 1: my favorite. Second it's not Oh my god, Charlie, Charlie.

824
00:55:25,920 --> 00:55:33,320
Speaker 1: And then you can't hear me, but Daddy's here, all right, Walter?

825
00:55:33,480 --> 00:55:35,879
Speaker 1: What kind of monster are you? In fact, these aren't

826
00:55:35,880 --> 00:55:50,240
Speaker 1: animals and not Walter. This is disgusting. Man, you all along,

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Speaker 1: you're the one taking all the orderlies and everybody else.

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Speaker 1: I can't, I can't let you do this anymore. Man.

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Speaker 1: You took my son's ears, And why didn't you need

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Speaker 1: all the chips strike and they're all over your walls?

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Speaker 1: Why didn't I even see this before? I'm sorry, Mark,

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Speaker 1: I just it's been so long since I've seen boobies,

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Speaker 1: So why didn't you just ask I could have gotten you.

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Speaker 1: Oh yeah, I'm uh, I'm Walter's son. I'm here about

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Speaker 1: some back bay that wasn't delivered. Wait you think we

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Speaker 1: owe you back page? Yeah, I don't want him. I'm sorry.

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Speaker 1: Why are you here again? I'm Walter's son. I'm gonna

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Speaker 1: let you know that. Uh, y'all can keep him. Oh

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Speaker 1: he's he's dead. We don't want that body, sir, he's

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Speaker 1: the responsibility now. Yeah, all right, Well, what are you

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Speaker 1: gonna do. I'm gonna walk out of here. I ain't

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Speaker 1: gonna do no, no, sir, No, don't put him in

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Speaker 1: my hand, take his body to much whatever. I'm out

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Speaker 1: of you're touching last. I'm alright, I'm following you. I'm

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Speaker 1: following you right out here. Kiss you. That's our sho.

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Speaker 1: We did it. He saved the child. That was pretty

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Speaker 1: fucked up. Actually that was a really disturbing, missus. We

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Speaker 1: have our next Alex Cross movie. Chris Alvarado, people find you, Gosh,

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Speaker 1: thank you so much. You can find me at Chris

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Speaker 1: My other podcast is The Comedy Things at the Comedy Figs.

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Speaker 1: Check us out, Dude, we get fucking nuts. Yeah, James

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Speaker 1: It helps, What does it help? What does that help?

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Speaker 1: It into other people's speaking. Don't do that again. Don't

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Speaker 1: ever do that again. I'm so sorry. I'm too piss

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Speaker 1: off to answer. Chris, Okay, I can't answer it. I'll

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Speaker 1: get back that though. Yeah, Jackie, hey, um, thanks for

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Speaker 1: having me. Did get pretty funked up and I feel

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