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Speaker 1: All right, We've got a brand new full show for

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Speaker 1: you today. It's the Brook and Jeffrey Podcast. Thanks so

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Speaker 1: much for being here. And we asked you yesterday, what's

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Speaker 1: the worst gift you've ever been given by a significant other? Yeah,

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Speaker 1: cass and Rula wrote, the worst gift I ever received

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Speaker 1: from a significant other was a pocket pack of decorative

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Speaker 1: tissues on my birthday.

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Speaker 2: Hey they were decorative, though, that's cool.

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Speaker 1: Years later, after we'd broken up, shocker, I found them

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Speaker 1: to wipe up a spill and discovered they weren't even

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Speaker 1: slightly absorbent. I love when you guys participate, when you comment,

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Speaker 1: it's so rad. So hey, thanks for being here. We

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Speaker 1: got a great show planned for you today with quite

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Speaker 1: what's on your mind? So the Lexus is getting herself

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Speaker 1: into some trouble with coaching. Probably, oh no, yeah, probably, Yeah,

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Speaker 1: those high schoolers are too much. All right, listen, you'll

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Speaker 1: hear it all. It's coming up in your full show

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Speaker 1: that's starting.

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Speaker 3: Right now, Brook and Jeffrey in the Morning.

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Speaker 4: When it comes to fashion, the nineties are back, yes,

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Speaker 4: specifically the eighteen nineties.

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Speaker 1: They let's oh, it's.

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Speaker 4: Brook and Jeffrey in the Morning.

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Speaker 1: I just went shopping in it's all about the nineteen nineties,

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Speaker 1: according to GQ.

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Speaker 4: GQ just announced Grandpa's shoes are now in style.

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Speaker 3: Damn it.

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Speaker 1: I wanted you guys to start wearing powdered wigs. That's

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Speaker 1: what I wanted.

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Speaker 3: For you all.

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Speaker 4: They did a big write up on New Balance's latest

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Speaker 4: offering called Allerdales, and we're gonna have the photo of

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Speaker 4: them up on our Insta stories at Brook and Jeffrey,

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Speaker 4: so you can stay stylist just like all of us.

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Speaker 1: It's funny because like dad sneakers were back last summer

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Speaker 1: and so this year were just going older.

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Speaker 4: They pretty much are. There's nothing flashy or special about them.

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Speaker 4: They're just regular white leather shoes with normal laces, extra

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Speaker 4: support around the ankles.

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Speaker 1: Yeah they do look like that, but they cost.

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Speaker 4: Two hundred and fifty dollars per pare New Balance.

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Speaker 1: That's a lot. Why don't you just go raide your

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Speaker 1: grandpa's closet. I can remember, I'm gonna cost you two

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Speaker 1: undred and fifty dollars.

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Speaker 4: Macklemore style, Like steal your grandpa style for sure. The

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Speaker 4: GQ describes this new look as quote downright orthopedic.

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Speaker 5: In a good way.

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Speaker 1: Yes, yeah, so, yeah, it looks like doctor Schulz is

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Speaker 1: what it looks like.

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Speaker 6: Yes, cool doctor, Yeah, yeah, doctors are Alexis.

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Speaker 4: Do you see yourself jumping on the trend if like

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Speaker 4: a dude online wants you to take pics in your

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Speaker 4: new back you know, some sexy photos of all of

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Speaker 4: us doing Grandpa style. But speaking of have you seen

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Speaker 4: our digital producer Jake's shoes. Oh, he's got on his

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Speaker 4: sixteen hundreds kicks for the shock all the questions of

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Speaker 4: the day. Why you know where my eyes are going

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Speaker 4: to be when he's reading the question? Let's do it

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Speaker 4: eyes up here?

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Speaker 7: On this day in fifteen thirteen, Spanish explorer Punce da

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Speaker 7: Leone set foot on what would eventually become Florida. Yes,

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Speaker 7: he took one look around, saw a bunch of meth

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Speaker 7: up gators and old dudes and speedos, and he thought,

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Speaker 7: this seems normal. Florida just does things different, and that's

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Speaker 7: why some strange laws exist there that probably never would

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Speaker 7: have passed in any other part of the country or

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Speaker 7: even the world. So today we're doing a special Florida

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Speaker 7: or Florana edition of twenty of twenty. If you say

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Speaker 7: a number one through twenty. I'll tell you about a

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Speaker 7: strange law that may exist in the Sunshine State. You

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Speaker 7: just have to tell me. Is it real Florida or

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Speaker 7: did I make it up? Flora Da?

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Speaker 4: Okay, duh, it's real. Okay.

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Speaker 7: We'll start with the woman who had to return her

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Speaker 7: crown from the miss Okachobe pageant after she couldn't spell it.

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Speaker 7: That's Alexis, not Oh, the.

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Speaker 1: Question is confusing itself.

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Speaker 7: Alexis. It is your turn, Bye number five, Alexis. In

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Speaker 7: certain parts of Florida, if you own a pet alligator,

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Speaker 7: you'll need three things if you want to walk it outside.

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Speaker 7: A muzzle, a leash, and a reflective vest on the

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Speaker 8: The thing is, I think it's too many rules for Florida.

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Speaker 1: That is no way that you need.

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Speaker 5: All three of those.

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Speaker 1: Probably just a yeah, too many rules, Jake, it's a Florida.

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Speaker 7: Not Lexis says. That's not a law, way too much

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Speaker 7: regular Yeah, muzzles, Brook, it's your turn.

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Speaker 1: I'm gonna go with eighteen Brook.

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Speaker 7: In certain parts of Florida, if a man wears flip

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Speaker 7: Is this La Florida or Floriada lawyers also.

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Speaker 4: Wearing flip flops?

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Speaker 1: This totally makes sense to me. So I'm gonna say

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Speaker 1: it's Florida.

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Speaker 7: Really, but says Florida. Uh, good one. If the lawyer

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Speaker 7: and eighteen have been taken already. I need a number

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Speaker 7: from you go seventeen hose in certain parts of Florida.

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Speaker 7: If you own a flamingo, it must know how to dance.

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Speaker 7: Every pet flamingo must be able to perform at least

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Speaker 7: one choreographed routine. Is this Florida or Florina action?

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Speaker 2: Do you have the torque song loaded?

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Speaker 8: If you're a TikTok choreography like they gotta.

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Speaker 7: Know like like almost like ballet.

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Speaker 1: How is a flamingo dancing on one leg?

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Speaker 4: I don't think you even need to teach flamingos how

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Speaker 4: to dance. I think it's just like a natural insects

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Speaker 4: born in the wild. Yeah, you know a lot.

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Speaker 2: Of birds naturally have dances.

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Speaker 7: So floraa is Florina. Yeah, flamingo's notoriously resistant to choreography.

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Speaker 2: On three, I said, flamingos.

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Speaker 7: Jeffrey, it's your turn thirteen thirteen, jeff In certain parts

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Speaker 7: of Florida, if you tie your elephant to a parking meter,

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Speaker 7: you must pay the same fee as you would.

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Speaker 1: For a car.

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Speaker 7: Is this Florida or Florida?

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Speaker 4: Jeff This is one of those things that's so specific.

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Speaker 4: It must have been like a circus came through like

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Speaker 4: Tampa one year. Somebody didn't tie up their elephant. It

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Speaker 1: Somebody just owned another exotic pet.

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Speaker 9: You know, all have like monkeys and birds and all

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Speaker 2: I feel like all the rich people at least.

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Speaker 4: I'm gonna say that it's Florida. Jeffrey says. That is

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Speaker 7: Actual nailed it, jeff This law dates back to a

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Speaker 7: time when traveling circuses were more common in Florida, and

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Speaker 7: since they were sometimes used a transportation the elephants, the

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Speaker 7: law insured owners pay the same fees for parking. You

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Speaker 7: can't your elephant here, Alexis, were back to you, eleven, Alexis.

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Speaker 7: In certain parts of Florida, it's technically illegal to sing

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Speaker 7: while wearing a swimsuit. Is this law Flora or Florida?

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Speaker 8: I would just rub the piece on a beach if

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Speaker 9: So don't get a say, Miami beach people gotta be

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Speaker 1: But he's at certain beaches.

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Speaker 8: Yeah, there's going to be some rich exclusive than maybe

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Speaker 5: Or maybe just beaches Florida.

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Speaker 7: Alexis says Florida lawmakers passed it to regulate non permitted

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Speaker 1: I thought it was just because Alexis took a vacation there.

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Speaker 7: Was Yeah, Jose, it's your term. Let's go four Jose.

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Speaker 7: In certain parts of Florida, residents may not challenge retired

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Speaker 7: For example, it's illegal to ask Hulk Cogan for a

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Speaker 2: Wow, this is gonna sound silly. I weirdly think this

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Speaker 2: is a Florida.

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Speaker 7: Do, says Florida. No, sorry, you'll challenge anyone you want

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Speaker 7: flare at the bar? Yeah I will not.

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Speaker 2: That guy is wild.

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Speaker 7: Jeffrey were down to you. You get this wrong? And

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Speaker 7: Alexis wins Today's edition of Let's Get Give Me Number

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Speaker 7: seven Jeffrey, in certain parts of Florida, doors for all

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Speaker 7: buildings must open outward. Is this a Floriada or Flora da?

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Speaker 4: I thought that was like a law everywhere because it's

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Speaker 4: a fire hazard. If the doors open inward, they have

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Speaker 4: to open outwards.

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Speaker 1: No, doors don't open out.

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Speaker 4: Go down to the lobby. You'll see everything.

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Speaker 1: Opens out open both ways. Oh yeah, of.

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Speaker 4: Course, swing both ways.

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Speaker 7: So just salute with doors all right.

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Speaker 4: I'm gonna say that it's Flora Nah. I think it's everywhere.

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Speaker 7: Jeffrey says, FLORAA duh. It is a public thing. Like

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Speaker 7: Jeffrey said, public buildings in Florida must have doors that

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Speaker 7: open outward to prevent stampedes during hurricanes. Hurricanes means Alexis

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Speaker 7: is one Today's.

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Speaker 4: EDI twenty Alexis you get to choose to get shocked

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Speaker 4: today While singing Riding Solo by Jason Derulo.

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Speaker 8: I gotta go first person out, Brook, I'm solo.

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Speaker 1: I'm not a solo. I'm right, I'm run.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, shot collar.

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Speaker 3: Question of the day, Brook and Jeffrey in the Morning.

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Speaker 4: It's Brook and Jeffrey in the Morning. Home of your

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Speaker 4: second Date update Yes, and today I saw a brand

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Speaker 4: new scientific study, saying the number one place where people

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Speaker 4: have their most creative thoughts. He is in the bathroom.

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Speaker 1: Actually, shower time is where it's happening for me.

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Speaker 4: All this time, I have teased Jose for spending half

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Speaker 4: of the work day in there. Now I feel bad.

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Speaker 4: He's thinking in there, he's having groundbreaking moments.

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Speaker 9: I'm doing medical research, guys, I'm doing important stuff in there.

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Speaker 4: It's terrible. Look, I feel bad. It's not a okay

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Speaker 4: for me to have judged you so harshly. So from

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Speaker 4: now on, I am coming in there with you. Yeah,

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Speaker 4: I'm in the what's going let's we're gonna put our

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Speaker 4: so that we are ready for a brand new What's

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Speaker 4: on your Mind? It's the intellectual edition of it that's

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Speaker 4: coming at eight ten. I had a kids meal at

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Speaker 4: McDonald's yesterday. Mon was furious. But this is it is

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Speaker 4: why you got to ask first, just like in this

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Speaker 4: segment where we ask what's been on your mind?

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Speaker 1: I know you took their toy too, you know I did.

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Speaker 4: Starting off with Brooke today, Brooke, what's on your mind?

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Speaker 1: Oh man, my daughter took her first ever babysitting class

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Speaker 1: at the children's hospital. Huge, huge regret on my part

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Speaker 1: because she learned all my techniques. She came back and

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Speaker 1: she's like, Mom, there's six ways that you can convince

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Speaker 1: kids to do stuff. Oh wait what She's like, yeah,

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Speaker 1: forest options. So instead Mom of asking them if they'll

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Speaker 1: put their coat on, you say do you want your

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Speaker 1: red coat or your blue coat? I'm like, wait, you're

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Speaker 1: learning all my tricks.

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Speaker 1: Mom distracts him with laughter. I'm like, no, you can't

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Speaker 1: me out. She's like, oh, I know what that was.

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Speaker 1: Oh no, She's like, momm you must be getting desperate.

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Speaker 1: That was bribery.

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Speaker 9: Now you choose which closet you're going to be in

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Speaker 9: for ten minutes.

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Speaker 1: I don't know what I'm going to do for the

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Speaker 1: next eight years, right, I have nothing left? So anybody

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Speaker 8: So as I said, I'm coaching high school track right

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Speaker 1: But it's going to track back to me already. Gossip

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Speaker 8: But I don't know it, and my high school self

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Speaker 4: What should we do?

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Speaker 7: You're like Bobby kiss Man.

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Speaker 4: I know, because it's so loud. It makes my dog

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Speaker 4: It's Brook and Jeffrey in the morning. And the texts

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Speaker 4: That sorry that happened. Another text says digital Jake deserves

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Speaker 4: to you. Another text says, I love your show listening

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Speaker 4: You guys are hilarious. You guys are amazing, and this

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Speaker 2: We were like the Angels, surgeons uses like scalpel. Second Date.

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Speaker 3: Brook and Jeffrey in the Morning.

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Speaker 4: and nobody knows that better than our two new contestants

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Speaker 4: for a brand new edition of Battle of the Tender Dance.

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Speaker 4: It's the dating game show. Whose favorite Star Wars movie

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Speaker 4: And in the other corner, he's been banned from seven

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Speaker 15: tells the waiter like, Okay, we're really gonna need some time.

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00:22:01,680 --> 00:22:03,600
Speaker 15: So she get it the way for like twenty minutes.

446
00:22:03,880 --> 00:22:05,720
Speaker 15: She teaches me then how to like properly eat it.

447
00:22:05,840 --> 00:22:08,160
Speaker 15: She made me watch like a YouTube video that took

448
00:22:08,200 --> 00:22:08,840
Speaker 15: the whole time.

449
00:22:09,240 --> 00:22:11,760
Speaker 1: So you were at to dinner with Josey.

450
00:22:13,520 --> 00:22:15,199
Speaker 4: To be fair, you don't want to look like a

451
00:22:15,240 --> 00:22:17,200
Speaker 4: dork while eating your sushi for the first time.

452
00:22:17,520 --> 00:22:18,960
Speaker 1: A YouTube video while eating it makes you.

453
00:22:18,880 --> 00:22:22,240
Speaker 15: Look like a U I got probably fifteen minutes through

454
00:22:22,240 --> 00:22:23,920
Speaker 15: the YouTube video and it's like I got it.

455
00:22:24,000 --> 00:22:26,000
Speaker 16: Let's just order not to mention.

456
00:22:26,160 --> 00:22:28,400
Speaker 15: She kept like rewinding and saying, like, did you get

457
00:22:28,440 --> 00:22:28,720
Speaker 15: that far?

458
00:22:28,840 --> 00:22:29,640
Speaker 16: That was important?

459
00:22:30,520 --> 00:22:31,200
Speaker 4: I don't want to miss it.

460
00:22:31,320 --> 00:22:35,120
Speaker 2: Right the bottle, right, we don't want to hear the sushi.

461
00:22:35,200 --> 00:22:36,480
Speaker 4: Did you ever eat the sushi?

462
00:22:37,080 --> 00:22:37,199
Speaker 3: No?

463
00:22:37,320 --> 00:22:39,480
Speaker 15: She looks at me and she says, you're not ready,

464
00:22:39,520 --> 00:22:40,480
Speaker 15: and I doubt you'll ever be.

465
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Speaker 4: That's rough all right. On the round number two, Jake,

466
00:22:47,560 --> 00:22:48,440
Speaker 4: throwing it back to you.

467
00:22:48,960 --> 00:22:51,159
Speaker 13: I went out this girl who claimed to be an artist,

468
00:22:51,200 --> 00:22:53,720
Speaker 13: so we go to an art gallery, okay, where she

469
00:22:53,880 --> 00:22:58,160
Speaker 13: spent the entire time commenting loudly for everyone to hear

470
00:22:58,359 --> 00:23:00,639
Speaker 13: about how she could totally do better than the film

471
00:23:00,760 --> 00:23:01,800
Speaker 13: that we were looking at.

472
00:23:02,000 --> 00:23:05,560
Speaker 4: Yeah, I will say some of the art is just

473
00:23:05,640 --> 00:23:08,399
Speaker 4: like two lines. That's like a five million dollar painting.

474
00:23:08,560 --> 00:23:11,639
Speaker 1: It's not about realism, Jeff, Okay. Sometimes it's about the

475
00:23:11,680 --> 00:23:13,639
Speaker 1: relationship of just color on a page.

476
00:23:13,760 --> 00:23:14,240
Speaker 5: Okay.

477
00:23:15,000 --> 00:23:16,720
Speaker 4: Brooks supports your date so far.

478
00:23:17,600 --> 00:23:20,280
Speaker 13: I mean, sure, there were your fair share of like

479
00:23:20,400 --> 00:23:23,520
Speaker 13: nosebleeds on a white canvas kind of crap. But the

480
00:23:23,560 --> 00:23:26,679
Speaker 13: worst part of the night was that she started fixing

481
00:23:26,760 --> 00:23:31,520
Speaker 13: the art org by attempting to hang it upside down.

482
00:23:30,440 --> 00:23:34,600
Speaker 13: No needless to say, we were storted.

483
00:23:34,280 --> 00:23:37,520
Speaker 1: Out, but yeah, yeah, out pretty quick that way.

484
00:23:37,560 --> 00:23:39,439
Speaker 2: It would look so much better from this angle.

485
00:23:39,480 --> 00:23:40,560
Speaker 7: Yeah, oh my god.

486
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Speaker 4: They really do need an interactive art museum. Though we

487
00:23:43,520 --> 00:23:45,240
Speaker 4: are allowed to play in touch with some of the

488
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Speaker 4: art pieces, but lavatory, Corey back to you.

489
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Speaker 15: So me and this girl we go to a cafe.

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Speaker 11: Okay, for some reason.

491
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Speaker 15: She brings a blender though, and she puts it on.

492
00:23:54,920 --> 00:23:56,800
Speaker 15: She pulled it up her backpack and she puts it

493
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Speaker 15: on the table.

494
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Speaker 11: Okay, blender, and I can find an outlet.

495
00:24:01,359 --> 00:24:03,399
Speaker 1: Okay, oh wait, an actual plug in one. I was

496
00:24:03,400 --> 00:24:05,439
Speaker 1: thinking maybe it was like battery powered or one. Are

497
00:24:05,480 --> 00:24:06,479
Speaker 1: those like Neutra bullets?

498
00:24:06,800 --> 00:24:10,160
Speaker 7: The bullets right, it's like a full blown, like industrial

499
00:24:10,760 --> 00:24:11,920
Speaker 7: chitchenaid style.

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Speaker 1: Okay, what's with the blender?

501
00:24:14,160 --> 00:24:16,840
Speaker 15: She's like, the food's really good here, but the smoothie stuck.

502
00:24:17,119 --> 00:24:19,199
Speaker 15: I make the best moothies, I promise.

503
00:24:20,240 --> 00:24:22,679
Speaker 4: She's gonna make a smoothie in the cafe.

504
00:24:23,760 --> 00:24:25,880
Speaker 5: Oh my god, God, yeah.

505
00:24:25,760 --> 00:24:27,200
Speaker 11: I don't want have like docs or whatever.

506
00:24:27,240 --> 00:24:36,600
Speaker 15: But the waiter comes down and he's like, oh, hi, Sarah.

507
00:24:33,040 --> 00:24:35,560
Speaker 9: At least it's just a smoothie last week.

508
00:24:36,640 --> 00:24:37,280
Speaker 4: What happened?

509
00:24:37,560 --> 00:24:39,639
Speaker 15: Yeah, here's the crazy part. They go back into the

510
00:24:39,720 --> 00:24:41,920
Speaker 15: kitchen together. She comes back with one of the best movies.

511
00:24:41,920 --> 00:24:43,000
Speaker 15: I've ever chased it in my life.

512
00:24:43,080 --> 00:24:46,000
Speaker 4: Oh, I didn't see that coming.

513
00:24:46,080 --> 00:24:49,360
Speaker 1: Actually all drinking, Sarah smoothe sh I.

514
00:24:49,320 --> 00:24:52,000
Speaker 4: Know she really should open one. We're onto the third

515
00:24:52,000 --> 00:24:55,520
Speaker 4: and final round here, gentlemen, so we need your best stories. Milkshake, Jake,

516
00:24:55,600 --> 00:24:56,160
Speaker 4: what have you got?

517
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Speaker 13: I went to an arcade with this girl and then

518
00:24:58,480 --> 00:25:02,120
Speaker 13: I'll tender the claw machine, which I'm pretty good at,

519
00:25:02,320 --> 00:25:04,840
Speaker 13: and I ended up winning a stuffed animal on the

520
00:25:04,960 --> 00:25:09,440
Speaker 13: very first try Masters. But here's the kicker. It got

521
00:25:09,440 --> 00:25:12,000
Speaker 13: stuck on the edge when it dropped. But she says

522
00:25:12,040 --> 00:25:14,600
Speaker 13: to me, Oh, I really want that stuff. Monkey. Can

523
00:25:14,640 --> 00:25:17,000
Speaker 13: you go to like the attendant and tell them that

524
00:25:17,040 --> 00:25:19,440
Speaker 13: I have a terminal illness and I only have four

525
00:25:19,520 --> 00:25:20,560
Speaker 13: days left to live?

526
00:25:21,640 --> 00:25:23,600
Speaker 4: Nice zero one hundred.

527
00:25:23,640 --> 00:25:25,960
Speaker 1: It's not good if they believe you like it looks

528
00:25:26,080 --> 00:25:26,600
Speaker 1: like that.

529
00:25:26,560 --> 00:25:27,760
Speaker 2: Yeah, he does look pretty bad.

530
00:25:29,760 --> 00:25:31,480
Speaker 4: Laboratory Corey last chance.

531
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Speaker 15: So I meet this girl. We're going for a hike, okay.

532
00:25:34,880 --> 00:25:37,159
Speaker 15: I offered to hold her backpack for her, and she's like,

533
00:25:37,200 --> 00:25:39,679
Speaker 15: oh my gosh, that's so sweet. We start walking and

534
00:25:39,720 --> 00:25:40,080
Speaker 15: I'm like.

535
00:25:40,160 --> 00:25:42,159
Speaker 13: Whoa, it's so heavy.

536
00:25:42,720 --> 00:25:44,399
Speaker 15: But I'm trying to be like funny about it, So

537
00:25:44,440 --> 00:25:45,920
Speaker 15: I just set him to send a classic line like

538
00:25:45,920 --> 00:25:46,920
Speaker 15: women's full of rocks.

539
00:25:47,080 --> 00:25:48,880
Speaker 1: Don't tell me it's Blender girl number two.

540
00:25:50,440 --> 00:25:52,840
Speaker 15: Well, here's the thing. I open it. She's like, check

541
00:25:52,920 --> 00:25:59,720
Speaker 15: this out. It's full of rocks, literally literally full of rocks.

542
00:25:59,720 --> 00:26:01,280
Speaker 15: She's like, I just want to see how throng you are.

543
00:26:01,480 --> 00:26:03,840
Speaker 4: Oh, playing out.

544
00:26:04,160 --> 00:26:06,000
Speaker 1: I like to add a couple to my husband's pack

545
00:26:06,119 --> 00:26:07,680
Speaker 1: just so that it slows him down and I can

546
00:26:07,760 --> 00:26:10,040
Speaker 1: keep up. That's it.

547
00:26:10,280 --> 00:26:13,439
Speaker 4: That's the final bell. It means the match is over. Judges,

548
00:26:13,480 --> 00:26:16,000
Speaker 4: we need to score at Alexis, Who's it going to, Jake.

549
00:26:16,040 --> 00:26:18,320
Speaker 8: It's hard to get over the terminally ill claw machine.

550
00:26:18,400 --> 00:26:21,280
Speaker 4: Yeah, so we got one for Jake Brooke.

551
00:26:21,520 --> 00:26:24,000
Speaker 1: I think Jake for the fired from a coffee shop

552
00:26:24,040 --> 00:26:25,399
Speaker 1: girl that's shurt with a finger.

553
00:26:25,560 --> 00:26:30,160
Speaker 4: I mean, congratulations, milkshit Jake, you are our solo bro

554
00:26:30,400 --> 00:26:35,080
Speaker 4: of the week and as a prize. As a prize,

555
00:26:35,080 --> 00:26:37,080
Speaker 4: Brook is going to tell you one type of roadkill

556
00:26:37,160 --> 00:26:42,240
Speaker 4: that's secretly an aphrodisiac armadillo. There you go, milkshake, Jak,

557
00:26:42,400 --> 00:26:45,760
Speaker 4: you enjoy that armadillo off the road and text into

558
00:26:45,760 --> 00:26:47,439
Speaker 4: seven eight five nine two if you want to hear

559
00:26:47,480 --> 00:26:49,440
Speaker 4: on the next edition of Battle of the Tender dates

560
00:26:49,480 --> 00:26:51,320
Speaker 4: your phone tapps coming up right after.

561
00:26:51,119 --> 00:26:54,040
Speaker 3: This brooking Jeffrey in the morning.

562
00:26:54,200 --> 00:26:56,920
Speaker 4: In today's prank call, there's a guy who's been commiserating

563
00:26:56,920 --> 00:26:59,040
Speaker 4: with his buddy at work because they just did a

564
00:26:59,119 --> 00:27:02,479
Speaker 4: huge tech up grade in their building and after nothing

565
00:27:02,560 --> 00:27:05,840
Speaker 4: is going right, doesn't that always happen?

566
00:27:06,040 --> 00:27:07,399
Speaker 5: Yeah, you know what.

567
00:27:08,600 --> 00:27:10,600
Speaker 4: So he's about to get a surprise call from the

568
00:27:10,600 --> 00:27:13,399
Speaker 4: IT department, and I have a feeling they're going to

569
00:27:13,480 --> 00:27:16,639
Speaker 4: say they aren't the problem he is.

570
00:27:18,320 --> 00:27:23,439
Speaker 6: It's your phones app right now.

571
00:27:25,160 --> 00:27:26,160
Speaker 16: Hi, This is Jeremy.

572
00:27:26,560 --> 00:27:29,800
Speaker 2: Hey, Jeremy calling from the IT department. My name's Al.

573
00:27:30,160 --> 00:27:30,880
Speaker 2: I'll be back.

574
00:27:31,760 --> 00:27:32,359
Speaker 5: How you doing.

575
00:27:33,560 --> 00:27:34,200
Speaker 16: I'm doing good?

576
00:27:34,400 --> 00:27:35,520
Speaker 5: How are you hey?

577
00:27:35,680 --> 00:27:38,480
Speaker 9: So the reason for my call you probably saw the

578
00:27:38,840 --> 00:27:41,520
Speaker 9: email recently that we have upgraded some of the technology

579
00:27:41,560 --> 00:27:42,320
Speaker 9: here in the office.

580
00:27:43,359 --> 00:27:44,879
Speaker 16: Yeah, yeah, I got that.

581
00:27:45,280 --> 00:27:47,119
Speaker 9: I just want to say I'm sorry. If you're running

582
00:27:47,160 --> 00:27:49,000
Speaker 9: into any bugs or troubles.

583
00:27:48,600 --> 00:27:50,920
Speaker 16: Well I appreciate that. Yeah, there's there's definitely been a

584
00:27:50,960 --> 00:27:52,800
Speaker 16: few hiccups in the system. Has not.

585
00:27:53,040 --> 00:27:55,040
Speaker 2: Yeah, we've been hearing what we're looking for.

586
00:27:55,200 --> 00:27:58,199
Speaker 16: But if we can, if you're you know, helping out

587
00:27:58,200 --> 00:27:59,560
Speaker 16: with getting things fixed, that'd be awesome.

588
00:28:00,000 --> 00:28:01,879
Speaker 4: Absolutely, Yeah, we'll take care of that.

589
00:28:01,960 --> 00:28:05,359
Speaker 9: But interestingly enough, we are running into some issues on

590
00:28:05,400 --> 00:28:08,240
Speaker 9: our end, specifically with your new smart keyboard.

591
00:28:09,840 --> 00:28:10,720
Speaker 16: Smart keyboard.

592
00:28:11,119 --> 00:28:13,520
Speaker 9: Sorry, I should back up a little. When we changed

593
00:28:13,560 --> 00:28:16,359
Speaker 9: out all the computers, we also added some smart keyboards

594
00:28:16,520 --> 00:28:18,159
Speaker 9: so we can monitor everyone's typing.

595
00:28:18,400 --> 00:28:25,360
Speaker 16: Okay, so did I do something wrong or what? Well,

596
00:28:25,400 --> 00:28:26,360
Speaker 16: I don't. I don't understand.

597
00:28:26,760 --> 00:28:30,560
Speaker 9: It's not not so much wrong as it is aggressive.

598
00:28:31,760 --> 00:28:33,080
Speaker 16: What did I do with it was aggressive?

599
00:28:33,440 --> 00:28:36,720
Speaker 9: We noticed you've been typing at a significantly higher force

600
00:28:36,760 --> 00:28:40,040
Speaker 9: than the average user. So what I need to ask

601
00:28:40,200 --> 00:28:44,960
Speaker 9: are you angry with your keyboard or not?

602
00:28:45,160 --> 00:28:47,280
Speaker 16: That I'm aware of. I mean, I'm a fast typer,

603
00:28:47,360 --> 00:28:48,480
Speaker 16: but yeah, yeah.

604
00:28:48,360 --> 00:28:50,600
Speaker 9: Fast is one thing, but this is like hard, like

605
00:28:50,640 --> 00:28:54,400
Speaker 9: you're attacking the keyboard with your finger, you know, specifically

606
00:28:54,400 --> 00:28:56,200
Speaker 9: the s key How.

607
00:28:56,080 --> 00:28:57,320
Speaker 16: In the world does it even have that kind of

608
00:28:57,320 --> 00:29:01,200
Speaker 16: system to where I could see the sensitivity tech upgrade.

609
00:29:01,400 --> 00:29:03,400
Speaker 9: I just told you, Remember we talked about this as

610
00:29:03,440 --> 00:29:06,760
Speaker 9: a smart keyboard. Look, I catch you up with us, Jeremy, to.

611
00:29:06,800 --> 00:29:07,800
Speaker 4: Get it with the times.

612
00:29:08,080 --> 00:29:09,960
Speaker 16: I mean, I understand, but I didn't even know that

613
00:29:09,960 --> 00:29:10,640
Speaker 16: that was a thing.

614
00:29:11,200 --> 00:29:14,480
Speaker 9: It is, so you know you could be doing this subconsciously.

615
00:29:14,720 --> 00:29:16,200
Speaker 9: Do you have like an X with the name that

616
00:29:16,280 --> 00:29:19,080
Speaker 9: starts that S or maybe childhood bully?

617
00:29:19,320 --> 00:29:21,640
Speaker 16: I'm just typing up my reports. If there just happens

618
00:29:21,680 --> 00:29:23,200
Speaker 16: to be a whole lot of ses, I don't know,

619
00:29:23,600 --> 00:29:26,480
Speaker 16: but I find it hard to believe that I'm doing

620
00:29:26,520 --> 00:29:29,400
Speaker 16: this if subconscious or not, I don't I don't think

621
00:29:29,440 --> 00:29:30,080
Speaker 16: it's I don't know.

622
00:29:30,240 --> 00:29:32,520
Speaker 9: May I play the audio back for you because we

623
00:29:32,600 --> 00:29:34,080
Speaker 9: actually have that capability?

624
00:29:34,360 --> 00:29:36,000
Speaker 16: Well wait, wait, wait, wait, let me get this straight.

625
00:29:36,400 --> 00:29:39,000
Speaker 16: You are recording my typing.

626
00:29:39,360 --> 00:29:41,520
Speaker 2: Yes, we are as a company policy.

627
00:29:41,960 --> 00:29:43,720
Speaker 9: Really, and you know what, if you don't believe me,

628
00:29:43,800 --> 00:29:45,840
Speaker 9: I'll play it for you right now and make sure

629
00:29:45,840 --> 00:29:47,280
Speaker 9: to listen for those SS's.

630
00:29:47,360 --> 00:29:48,040
Speaker 7: You'll hear them.

631
00:29:48,480 --> 00:29:50,960
Speaker 16: Please do, I would love to hear what the hell

632
00:29:51,000 --> 00:29:51,760
Speaker 16: you're talking about.

633
00:29:52,240 --> 00:29:52,800
Speaker 4: There's an s.

634
00:29:55,000 --> 00:29:56,280
Speaker 7: Oh hards.

635
00:29:57,360 --> 00:29:59,000
Speaker 16: Okay, wait wait wait, hold on, hold on, hold on,

636
00:29:59,120 --> 00:30:01,680
Speaker 16: hold on a lad? Can you can you stop that?

637
00:30:01,680 --> 00:30:01,960
Speaker 14: Please?

638
00:30:02,000 --> 00:30:03,040
Speaker 16: Can you just stop the recording?

639
00:30:03,120 --> 00:30:04,720
Speaker 4: I'm sorry, I'm sorry.

640
00:30:04,760 --> 00:30:05,360
Speaker 2: What did you say?

641
00:30:06,080 --> 00:30:08,880
Speaker 16: All I'm hearing is just NOI I don't even understand

642
00:30:08,920 --> 00:30:10,680
Speaker 16: how you can tell what is an S and what

643
00:30:10,760 --> 00:30:13,520
Speaker 16: is an agent and what is anything that's just noise.

644
00:30:13,960 --> 00:30:16,680
Speaker 9: Look, I'm just a tech guy, right, I'm no psychologist.

645
00:30:16,800 --> 00:30:19,080
Speaker 9: But what I'm hearing right now is a guy going

646
00:30:19,120 --> 00:30:20,400
Speaker 9: through a lot of pain in life.

647
00:30:20,720 --> 00:30:23,440
Speaker 16: Give me a break, man. You're hearing that from my typing,

648
00:30:23,520 --> 00:30:25,520
Speaker 16: for God's sake, Okay, I'm.

649
00:30:25,360 --> 00:30:27,760
Speaker 2: Just saying it's an issue we have to deal with,

650
00:30:27,880 --> 00:30:28,600
Speaker 2: Oh my god.

651
00:30:28,800 --> 00:30:31,840
Speaker 9: And there are options, the first being a planned intervention

652
00:30:32,000 --> 00:30:32,800
Speaker 9: and I know I know.

653
00:30:32,800 --> 00:30:36,640
Speaker 16: That's on the planned intervention over my typing that.

654
00:30:36,880 --> 00:30:41,560
Speaker 9: Or you can attend a four week typing softly class.

655
00:30:41,600 --> 00:30:42,800
Speaker 2: It's not as bad as you think.

656
00:30:42,880 --> 00:30:46,600
Speaker 9: Okay, let's just imagine a whole month of gentle key strokes.

657
00:30:46,840 --> 00:30:50,560
Speaker 4: What wouldn't that be relaxing? Huh? Hang on typing on

658
00:30:50,600 --> 00:30:51,160
Speaker 4: a sunset?

659
00:30:51,320 --> 00:30:54,040
Speaker 16: Does the company actually know that you're handling things this

660
00:30:54,160 --> 00:30:56,040
Speaker 16: way and that they're actually paying for this.

661
00:30:56,200 --> 00:30:58,040
Speaker 2: Look, I get it. You're getting defensive.

662
00:30:58,360 --> 00:30:59,880
Speaker 16: This is I am defensive.

663
00:31:00,280 --> 00:31:01,800
Speaker 2: We do have a seminar.

664
00:31:01,480 --> 00:31:03,880
Speaker 9: Scheduled next week in Canada called how to Not Hate

665
00:31:03,880 --> 00:31:07,320
Speaker 9: your Keyboard. Okay, if you drive there, the company is

666
00:31:07,320 --> 00:31:09,400
Speaker 9: willing to reimburse you for half of your gas.

667
00:31:10,000 --> 00:31:12,600
Speaker 16: I'm not driving half my gas. I'm not driving to

668
00:31:12,640 --> 00:31:13,760
Speaker 16: Canada for something like this.

669
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Speaker 2: Okay, okay, just something to think about.

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Speaker 9: I always advise the employees to take action first before

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Speaker 9: the company does.

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Speaker 4: If you know what I'm saying, there.

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Speaker 16: Is no way in hell the company is going to

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Speaker 16: discipline me or fire me based on the way I

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Speaker 16: type on a keyboard.

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Speaker 9: Sure, but they may phone prank you, you know, or

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Speaker 9: your coworker Josh may set you up on a morning

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Speaker 9: radio show.

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Speaker 2: I mean, you never know what's gonna happen. It could

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Speaker 2: be happening right now.

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Speaker 13: What you don't know?

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Speaker 2: Now you do?

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Speaker 9: Actually, because this is actually Josey from the radio show

684
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Speaker 9: Brook and Jeffrey in the morning, I'm were doing a phone.

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Speaker 2: Tap on you.

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Speaker 16: Are you kidding me?

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Speaker 4: Got you?

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Speaker 16: Oh my god?

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Speaker 2: You thought I worked in it?

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Speaker 3: Bro.

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Speaker 2: I'm not even allowed in that department here at the

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Speaker 2: radio station.

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Speaker 16: I can understand why.

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Speaker 4: Holy Oh, there's that capital last word.

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Speaker 16: Wait a minute, Oh my god, too much wow for you?

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Speaker 2: Imagine me.

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Speaker 9: I gotta listen to aggressive typing for seven hours a

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Speaker 9: day now, just a decipher which keys people are.

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Speaker 16: Hitting too hard as well as the company is paying

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Speaker 16: you for it.

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Speaker 4: Bro I'm just saying six figures.

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Speaker 2: Brother, I can't even count the cash this series.

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Speaker 9: I can't count that high.

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Speaker 3: Wake up every morning we TWI Brooke and Jeffrey in

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Speaker 3: the morning.

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Speaker 4: There comes a time during any good first date when

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Speaker 4: you have to make an impossible decision. Do we call

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Speaker 4: it a night right now and end this thing on

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Speaker 4: a high note, or do we keep it rolling, go

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Speaker 4: for one more drink maybe and even higher?

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Speaker 1: Oh god, the music has been inspired.

712
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Speaker 2: Yeah, I mean it is a big dramatic moment.

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Speaker 4: One of our listeners reached that defining moment in the

714
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Speaker 4: night and says he almost definitely made the wrong choice.

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Speaker 4: You don't gonna understand why when you hear what went

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Speaker 4: down in your brand new second date update right.

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Speaker 5: After this second date update date, here's.

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Speaker 4: A dilemma you might face in the dating world. Let's

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Speaker 4: say you have a hot date scheduled. Okay, but the

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Speaker 4: day of you are just out of it, whether you're sick,

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Speaker 4: or you're jet lag, or just depressed because of what

722
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Speaker 4: happened on Love Island earlier. Whatever it is, you know

723
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Speaker 4: you're not in the best shape. Do you cancel your reschedule?

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Speaker 4: Do you ask a friend to sub in that night

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Speaker 4: for you? There's a lot of things you could do.

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Speaker 2: But yeah, I wasn't.

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Speaker 4: But I bring it up because one of our listeners

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Speaker 4: knew he wasn't in peak form for date Night and

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Speaker 4: now he needs our help. His name is Laurence, So Lawrence,

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Speaker 4: welcome to the show.

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Speaker 11: Hey, thanks for having me.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, bro, zero to one hundred. Where yeah, right.

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Speaker 11: Now, I'm like twenty nineteen.

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Speaker 1: Oh you're still alone?

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Speaker 7: Wow?

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Speaker 4: Wow, most people don't. Doesn't normally ask people to rate

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Speaker 4: themselves on attractiveness on a scale of one, but.

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Speaker 1: You know, it was like how he was, Oh, okay, okay.

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Speaker 9: Before we move on to scale of one to ten thousand.

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Speaker 4: Al Right, enough with the rating scales. Tell us you

741
00:34:22,960 --> 00:34:25,000
Speaker 4: said in your email that you knew you weren't in

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Speaker 4: the best form the night of your day. Why did

743
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Speaker 4: you say that?

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Speaker 14: So the day before I had gotten back from this

745
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Speaker 14: bachelor party in Vegas.

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Speaker 11: It was crazy.

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Speaker 1: No, you were you were hungover. I feel wayless back. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: I'm sorry. This is different. Why would you schedule a

749
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Speaker 1: date the day after a bachelor party?

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Speaker 14: Yeah, because I really thought this girl was cute and

751
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Speaker 14: I thought it was my only shot.

752
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Speaker 11: I really just wanted to meet her where she was at.

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Speaker 1: And you were going to be a responsible guy at

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Speaker 1: that bachelor party in Vegas.

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Speaker 14: Yeah, it was a plan, but obviously I didn't follow it.

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Speaker 8: It seems like when you have a pulates class in

757
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Speaker 8: the morning after a night out.

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Speaker 1: You know, if you're like, I'm gonna make it so

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00:35:05,800 --> 00:35:08,880
Speaker 1: there's more at stake when it comes to a day expensive.

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Speaker 4: But at the same time, if you feel like this

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Speaker 4: is my one chance to actually go out with this

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Speaker 4: really cool person, you're not gonna skip or like pass

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Speaker 4: on it. You're gonna do whatever it takes. Yeah, so

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Speaker 4: I get why you would go out with her, But

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Speaker 4: the Vegas thing from the night before, you were sleep deprived,

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Speaker 4: that's what you were trying to tell him On top

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Speaker 4: of ye over.

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Speaker 14: Yeah, took forever to get a ride home from the airport.

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Speaker 11: When I finally get home, I.

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Speaker 14: Ended up staying up editing my fantasy baseball lineup, which

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Speaker 14: is not a good choice.

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Speaker 2: Hey, dude, you know I just took one too, so

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Speaker 2: I don't blame him at all. Guys, I half an

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Speaker 2: hour to edit your lineup.

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Speaker 1: The sympathy I had is gone now.

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Speaker 8: Jeff set it up like you were gonna get really

777
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Speaker 8: sick or something out of your control happened.

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Speaker 2: Pisoning.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, well we stayed up all night. Do we know?

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Speaker 4: Maybe he was sick on top of all of this.

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Speaker 14: Look, I came in last place last year.

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Speaker 11: That can't be us.

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Speaker 6: Okay, girls, you can understand this is so dumb.

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Speaker 14: And then I finally get to sleep and my dog

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Speaker 14: woke me up in the middle of the night for

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Speaker 14: no reason.

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Speaker 4: Tell us, what did you do with April? What was

788
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Speaker 4: your date idea?

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Speaker 11: I ended up taking her to do a bowling alley.

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Speaker 14: I did it on purpose because it was annoyed me,

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Speaker 14: and you know, I wanted to get some of my

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Speaker 14: energy up and I took some of the focus off

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Speaker 14: of me.

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Speaker 1: I mean, the thing is, you can have a couple

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Speaker 1: of beers feel a little bit better. I mean, you're

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Speaker 1: a thought, you know, like you don't have to be

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Speaker 1: the entertainment because you're not.

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Speaker 11: Up for that right exactly.

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Speaker 1: You know, as soon as she turns around to throw

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Speaker 1: a strike, you could just take a little nap.

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Speaker 4: So tell us how how was the vibe between you

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Speaker 4: and April?

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Speaker 14: It was good? If I remembered anything that she said,

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Speaker 14: or like anything betimes inside of my.

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Speaker 1: Eyeld okay, anytime someone says it was good. But I

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Speaker 1: don't remember anything she said.

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Speaker 14: I'm exaggerating a little bit. I remember some of it,

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Speaker 14: but I rever being really tired of not being best.

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Speaker 1: Okay, what do you remember?

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Speaker 14: I remember we ended up having some greasy food, had

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Speaker 14: some laugh and then after that we left and I

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00:37:09,160 --> 00:37:12,000
Speaker 14: was walking out of the bowling at alley and as

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00:37:12,040 --> 00:37:13,960
Speaker 14: she was leaving, I guess she thought I was funny

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Speaker 14: or something, so she was like, do you want to

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Speaker 14: get another drink somewhere else?

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Speaker 1: Okay, that's a sign, that's a great sign.

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Speaker 14: And my mouth said yes, but my body was like

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Speaker 14: hell no.

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Speaker 4: She could just tell yeah, my mouth does stuff that

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Speaker 4: my brain never agrees to all the time. So I'm

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Speaker 4: not see where you're I know, but you know it's life. Okay,

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Speaker 4: So now you're going out for another drink even though

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Speaker 4: you don't really feel up for it?

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Speaker 2: Or did you go?

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Speaker 4: Yeah?

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Speaker 11: No, we went out for another drink.

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Speaker 14: We went to this too little bourbon bar that she's

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Speaker 14: been dying to go to, and we had a couple

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Speaker 14: more drinks.

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Speaker 1: Is this a moment of regret, like things had gone well,

831
00:37:50,600 --> 00:37:52,880
Speaker 1: you should have just chopped it up to a victory.

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Speaker 11: Yeah, that would have been smart. I just wanted to

833
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Speaker 11: do anything that she suggested because she was so cute.

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Speaker 8: Yeah, did you know you were at a bachelor party

835
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Speaker 8: the night before?

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Speaker 11: No?

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Speaker 14: I didn't tell her that because I didn't want her

838
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Speaker 14: to get the wrong idea about what we were doing there.

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Speaker 1: Oh yeah, why would that be the I don't get it.

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Speaker 15: It was chill.

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00:38:14,520 --> 00:38:19,160
Speaker 14: We just played top golf and dragged. But honestly, that's

842
00:38:19,200 --> 00:38:22,320
Speaker 14: not what people think of when they say bachelor party, right.

843
00:38:22,400 --> 00:38:24,839
Speaker 4: Lots of glitter at those top golf places. It gets

844
00:38:24,840 --> 00:38:33,479
Speaker 4: on your on your he's really tired. Anyway, let's past

845
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Speaker 4: forward to the end. When you and April left from

846
00:38:36,160 --> 00:38:37,120
Speaker 4: each other. How did that go?

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Speaker 14: So we were leaving the little bourbon bar and I

848
00:38:41,040 --> 00:38:44,120
Speaker 14: walked her to her car and we had a nice

849
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Speaker 14: hug and that felt good, And then I went home

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Speaker 14: and I slept for fifteen hours.

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Speaker 2: My god, Oh wow, so good?

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00:38:53,360 --> 00:38:55,399
Speaker 11: Yeah, it really I felt so good.

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00:38:55,480 --> 00:38:57,600
Speaker 14: But then when I woke up and I texted her,

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00:38:57,800 --> 00:39:00,719
Speaker 14: she didn't answer, and then she hasn't.

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Speaker 11: Answered me since.

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00:39:01,640 --> 00:39:04,560
Speaker 14: Okay, that's why I contacted you guys, so you can

857
00:39:04,680 --> 00:39:06,239
Speaker 14: call her and find out what's up.

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00:39:06,440 --> 00:39:09,320
Speaker 1: You can, and she hasn't even gotten the full you

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00:39:09,320 --> 00:39:14,800
Speaker 1: you know night that night when you're on, it's gonna

860
00:39:14,800 --> 00:39:15,160
Speaker 1: be great.

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00:39:15,239 --> 00:39:17,680
Speaker 4: Yeah, let's do that for you. We're gonna reach out

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00:39:17,680 --> 00:39:19,800
Speaker 4: to April. You get about three minutes to take a

863
00:39:19,920 --> 00:39:22,279
Speaker 4: quick nap, so you're at one hundred percent when we

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Speaker 4: come back.

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Speaker 7: Everybody.

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00:39:24,280 --> 00:39:26,920
Speaker 4: Yeah, we'll all do it, and then full energy for

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Speaker 4: our second date update when we continue right after this hold.

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Speaker 5: On Second Date update.

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Speaker 4: This Second Date update is brought to you by our

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Speaker 4: actually had a sponsor like that.

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Speaker 1: You know, you should send that to the sales department.

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Speaker 1: I'm sure that they will be on it on the

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Speaker 1: phone with holy sheets, as.

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Speaker 4: We say, they really should. Second day update was built

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Speaker 4: for a mattress store sponsor. But if you missed it,

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Speaker 4: our listener, Lawrence was dead tired going into his date

882
00:40:16,160 --> 00:40:19,360
Speaker 4: night with April after his bachelor party experience, but he

883
00:40:19,440 --> 00:40:21,759
Speaker 4: powered through and the hangout at the bowling alley and

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Speaker 4: the bourbon bar was fun, at least the parts that

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00:40:24,080 --> 00:40:26,480
Speaker 4: he can remember from that. But we're gonna try and

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Speaker 4: step up and save it for him.

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Speaker 11: It is the deal, guys.

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Speaker 14: April super cute. I don't know if I did something

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00:40:32,160 --> 00:40:34,560
Speaker 14: wrong or if she got back together with like an

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Speaker 14: action or something.

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00:40:35,960 --> 00:40:38,680
Speaker 1: Okay, I don't think that's it, my man. I mean

892
00:40:39,360 --> 00:40:43,600
Speaker 1: that I think that maybe a good area of growth

893
00:40:43,680 --> 00:40:47,320
Speaker 1: for you would be maybe admitting when you made a mistake.

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Speaker 4: Okay, it's a second date update, not a therapy.

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Speaker 3: Well.

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Speaker 1: I just say he played victim a lot to those

897
00:40:53,200 --> 00:40:55,840
Speaker 1: fantasy baseball teams, victim to the Bachelor.

898
00:40:55,840 --> 00:40:58,680
Speaker 8: Nothing is more unattractive than someone playing victims of stuff

899
00:40:58,719 --> 00:40:58,880
Speaker 8: like that.

900
00:40:59,000 --> 00:41:01,160
Speaker 1: I am with you there, Those are your choices and

901
00:41:01,200 --> 00:41:02,800
Speaker 1: you made bad ones and that's fine.

902
00:41:03,200 --> 00:41:05,239
Speaker 14: And maybe I made a bad decision coming to this.

903
00:41:05,400 --> 00:41:07,439
Speaker 14: I don't need to hear this from my mom.

904
00:41:07,640 --> 00:41:12,040
Speaker 1: Okay, slow it down. You opened my thoughts and that

905
00:41:12,200 --> 00:41:13,080
Speaker 1: was my honest thoughts.

906
00:41:13,200 --> 00:41:13,920
Speaker 5: Well, maybe you.

907
00:41:13,840 --> 00:41:16,480
Speaker 4: Can sugarcoat them a little bit for our lovely listeners.

908
00:41:16,640 --> 00:41:20,319
Speaker 1: If people want advice, they need to be open to criticism.

909
00:41:20,480 --> 00:41:22,520
Speaker 2: Anyone that comes on our show does know, all right?

910
00:41:22,640 --> 00:41:22,800
Speaker 16: You know?

911
00:41:22,920 --> 00:41:25,400
Speaker 14: Bottom line, I don't think she knew I was tired.

912
00:41:25,440 --> 00:41:28,120
Speaker 14: I think it's something else, something else that I did wrong.

913
00:41:28,320 --> 00:41:31,719
Speaker 1: Really, Okay, there we go, all right, And that's being

914
00:41:31,800 --> 00:41:34,480
Speaker 1: open and I appreciate there are other options.

915
00:41:34,480 --> 00:41:37,080
Speaker 4: The optimism that we've been waiting for for the first

916
00:41:37,080 --> 00:41:39,480
Speaker 4: three minutes. Now, let's just dial your date, April. We'll

917
00:41:39,480 --> 00:41:42,160
Speaker 4: see if she answers, and hopefully we can get some

918
00:41:42,200 --> 00:41:55,640
Speaker 4: information out of her. Here we go, dialing you right now. Hello, Hey,

919
00:41:55,719 --> 00:41:56,280
Speaker 4: is this April?

920
00:41:57,560 --> 00:41:58,000
Speaker 5: Does is she?

921
00:41:58,080 --> 00:41:58,440
Speaker 1: Who's this?

922
00:41:58,800 --> 00:41:58,960
Speaker 16: Hey?

923
00:41:58,960 --> 00:42:02,439
Speaker 4: April? We're actually an entire morning radio show called Brook

924
00:42:02,440 --> 00:42:03,600
Speaker 4: and Jeffrey in the Morning.

925
00:42:04,560 --> 00:42:05,760
Speaker 1: Welcome to the show, April.

926
00:42:05,840 --> 00:42:09,080
Speaker 11: Good morning, Hi am I on the air right now.

927
00:42:09,480 --> 00:42:14,239
Speaker 4: You sure are with the most positive and optimistic uplifting

928
00:42:14,320 --> 00:42:15,600
Speaker 4: show that you will ever talk to.

929
00:42:16,000 --> 00:42:17,440
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's what we're known for.

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00:42:17,640 --> 00:42:18,040
Speaker 5: It is.

931
00:42:18,239 --> 00:42:20,239
Speaker 16: Okay, what's going on? What is this?

932
00:42:20,360 --> 00:42:22,360
Speaker 4: Well, this is a segment that we do called second

933
00:42:22,440 --> 00:42:24,560
Speaker 4: Date Update. I don't know if you've ever heard of

934
00:42:24,560 --> 00:42:26,759
Speaker 4: that before, but basically, it's where we try to help

935
00:42:26,800 --> 00:42:29,920
Speaker 4: our listeners get back in touch with somebody after going

936
00:42:29,960 --> 00:42:31,520
Speaker 4: on a great first date with them.

937
00:42:35,239 --> 00:42:39,399
Speaker 1: Well, I mean, we hope that it's great.

938
00:42:40,440 --> 00:42:44,520
Speaker 4: Okay, Sorry, I didn't say who who you went out

939
00:42:44,560 --> 00:42:46,240
Speaker 4: with the other night. It's one of our our friends

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Speaker 4: named Lawrence.

941
00:42:48,280 --> 00:42:51,560
Speaker 16: Ah, okay, right, you guys went bowling.

942
00:42:52,480 --> 00:42:58,000
Speaker 4: Oh she means that not sarcastically anyway.

943
00:42:58,120 --> 00:43:02,000
Speaker 1: I didn't actually mean sarcasm. Though it sounded like a

944
00:43:02,000 --> 00:43:02,400
Speaker 1: fun night.

945
00:43:02,440 --> 00:43:05,040
Speaker 4: We're wondering to get your perspective on how the whole

946
00:43:05,080 --> 00:43:05,640
Speaker 4: evening went.

947
00:43:07,840 --> 00:43:12,200
Speaker 1: The fine, it was mostly fine, mostly fine. Okay, okay,

948
00:43:12,280 --> 00:43:14,839
Speaker 1: like mostly fine. Like I'm planning on calling him back.

949
00:43:15,719 --> 00:43:17,359
Speaker 10: I mean, I don't know, I just I'm mostly like,

950
00:43:17,400 --> 00:43:19,319
Speaker 10: this is kind of strange to be like blasting out

951
00:43:19,320 --> 00:43:20,359
Speaker 10: on the radio, you know what I mean?

952
00:43:22,320 --> 00:43:25,120
Speaker 4: Yeah, And all we're really looking for is to help

953
00:43:25,120 --> 00:43:27,759
Speaker 4: out Lawrence because he is a little bit confused.

954
00:43:29,200 --> 00:43:30,000
Speaker 16: Okay.

955
00:43:30,600 --> 00:43:33,640
Speaker 5: Well, I mean, look, most of the date was positive.

956
00:43:33,680 --> 00:43:35,759
Speaker 16: He's a fun guy, he's cute.

957
00:43:36,200 --> 00:43:39,680
Speaker 10: Okay, but I mean I'm surprised that he doesn't know.

958
00:43:39,760 --> 00:43:42,560
Speaker 10: Like I mean, I think there was a point where

959
00:43:42,560 --> 00:43:45,640
Speaker 10: we kind of at least I definitely couldn't and I

960
00:43:45,640 --> 00:43:48,560
Speaker 10: thought he probably also felt we could not come back from.

961
00:43:48,800 --> 00:43:54,279
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, you can't come back from Could you tell

962
00:43:54,360 --> 00:43:55,439
Speaker 1: us more about that?

963
00:43:56,120 --> 00:43:57,239
Speaker 5: It's pretty bad.

964
00:44:00,120 --> 00:44:00,279
Speaker 3: Thing?

965
00:44:01,920 --> 00:44:02,400
Speaker 11: All right?

966
00:44:02,480 --> 00:44:05,839
Speaker 10: Well, we went out to you know whatever, We're out

967
00:44:05,840 --> 00:44:08,839
Speaker 10: for the whole night, and he walks me to my car.

968
00:44:09,040 --> 00:44:11,440
Speaker 1: Okay, this is the very very end of the evening.

969
00:44:11,880 --> 00:44:13,360
Speaker 5: It's the very end of the evening, and I like

970
00:44:13,400 --> 00:44:14,160
Speaker 5: things had gone well.

971
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Speaker 10: We were certainly flirty and.

972
00:44:16,120 --> 00:44:18,000
Speaker 1: At that point where you're like hoping for a kiss

973
00:44:18,120 --> 00:44:19,640
Speaker 1: or like how well, that's.

974
00:44:19,480 --> 00:44:21,040
Speaker 16: The vibe I was getting for sure.

975
00:44:21,480 --> 00:44:23,800
Speaker 10: And then we get to my car and he just

976
00:44:23,880 --> 00:44:25,759
Speaker 10: kind of stands there and I'm like.

977
00:44:25,719 --> 00:44:27,439
Speaker 16: Okay, I'll make the first move.

978
00:44:28,120 --> 00:44:31,839
Speaker 10: I lean in to kiss him, and he was very

979
00:44:31,960 --> 00:44:34,719
Speaker 10: like what I thought was polite, like just like being

980
00:44:34,800 --> 00:44:37,960
Speaker 10: very gentle, and he's just kind of like not really

981
00:44:38,160 --> 00:44:40,839
Speaker 10: doing too much with the kissing, and then it's kind

982
00:44:40,840 --> 00:44:42,600
Speaker 10: of just like not much as happy at all.

983
00:44:43,160 --> 00:44:45,000
Speaker 14: And then my eyes Well.

984
00:44:45,280 --> 00:44:47,680
Speaker 10: Yeah, you could say that, because when I opened my eyes,

985
00:44:47,840 --> 00:44:51,680
Speaker 10: I realized that he's sleeping. He has fallen asleep.

986
00:44:51,719 --> 00:44:53,359
Speaker 1: Oh wait, standing up.

987
00:44:53,760 --> 00:44:56,200
Speaker 10: I mean he was kind of leaning against my cars,

988
00:44:56,360 --> 00:44:57,799
Speaker 10: but he was out.

989
00:44:58,000 --> 00:45:09,440
Speaker 4: He fell asleep mid kiss.

990
00:45:03,880 --> 00:45:07,759
Speaker 1: Focused a lot. When did he wake up?

991
00:45:08,239 --> 00:45:10,480
Speaker 15: When I was like, dude, are you asleep?

992
00:45:11,120 --> 00:45:12,600
Speaker 10: And then he just kind of like opened his eyes

993
00:45:12,600 --> 00:45:13,680
Speaker 10: and laughed a little bit and was.

994
00:45:13,640 --> 00:45:14,640
Speaker 16: Like, okay, see you.

995
00:45:15,719 --> 00:45:21,960
Speaker 14: Oh god, yeah, this is a little awkward, but kidding.

996
00:45:22,640 --> 00:45:25,960
Speaker 13: Okay, yeah, it's done him.

997
00:45:26,160 --> 00:45:26,319
Speaker 16: Yes.

998
00:45:26,400 --> 00:45:26,640
Speaker 9: Sorry.

999
00:45:27,560 --> 00:45:29,640
Speaker 4: The way the segment works is we have the other

1000
00:45:29,719 --> 00:45:32,160
Speaker 4: person waiting on hold on the other line to talk

1001
00:45:32,200 --> 00:45:35,880
Speaker 4: to you, and normally we call them in. But you

1002
00:45:35,920 --> 00:45:38,600
Speaker 4: had to say something, Laurence, Are you joking me?

1003
00:45:38,680 --> 00:45:38,960
Speaker 14: Right now?

1004
00:45:38,960 --> 00:45:40,040
Speaker 10: He's been listening this whole time.

1005
00:45:40,160 --> 00:45:42,359
Speaker 1: He needed to hear it, He really did.

1006
00:45:43,040 --> 00:45:44,919
Speaker 2: He doesn't even remember kissing you, Lawrence.

1007
00:45:44,920 --> 00:45:46,919
Speaker 4: You didn't bring up anything about a first kiss when

1008
00:45:46,920 --> 00:45:49,200
Speaker 4: we talked to you because I thought.

1009
00:45:49,040 --> 00:45:51,080
Speaker 11: It was a super long hug. I don't know.

1010
00:45:52,520 --> 00:45:56,080
Speaker 16: Oh my god, this is exactly this is exactly what

1011
00:45:56,120 --> 00:45:56,719
Speaker 16: I'm talking about.

1012
00:45:56,760 --> 00:46:03,000
Speaker 1: This is humiliating saying to him, not to you actually, yeah, laws,

1013
00:46:03,040 --> 00:46:04,319
Speaker 1: you've got to explain to her.

1014
00:46:05,000 --> 00:46:06,960
Speaker 11: Oh, oh, here's what you don't know.

1015
00:46:07,239 --> 00:46:10,840
Speaker 14: Okay, I went to a bachelor party the night before

1016
00:46:11,080 --> 00:46:14,880
Speaker 14: in Vegas, and then when I got back finally, I

1017
00:46:15,000 --> 00:46:17,560
Speaker 14: was up until like four in the morning editing my

1018
00:46:17,680 --> 00:46:19,080
Speaker 14: fantasy baseball.

1019
00:46:19,960 --> 00:46:20,600
Speaker 5: Yeah.

1020
00:46:21,520 --> 00:46:23,840
Speaker 14: I didn't really get a lot of rest the night before,

1021
00:46:23,960 --> 00:46:27,240
Speaker 14: but I just thought you were so cute and funny

1022
00:46:27,360 --> 00:46:29,040
Speaker 14: and I just wanted to power through.

1023
00:46:29,480 --> 00:46:32,280
Speaker 11: I really liked you, and I'm sorry.

1024
00:46:32,040 --> 00:46:35,600
Speaker 14: And okay, okay, it wasn't my best.

1025
00:46:36,920 --> 00:46:39,160
Speaker 4: Wrap it all right, that was a lot. I was

1026
00:46:39,280 --> 00:46:41,400
Speaker 4: expecting you to say that much. But April, do you

1027
00:46:41,400 --> 00:46:43,600
Speaker 4: hear what he's saying. He was exhausted from a long

1028
00:46:43,640 --> 00:46:44,200
Speaker 4: trip before.

1029
00:46:44,920 --> 00:46:46,560
Speaker 16: Yeah, I mean I'm hearing him.

1030
00:46:46,640 --> 00:46:48,799
Speaker 10: It sounds like he's super responsible.

1031
00:46:49,040 --> 00:46:51,680
Speaker 15: I mean fantasy baseball priorities.

1032
00:46:51,760 --> 00:46:52,400
Speaker 16: No, I get it.

1033
00:46:52,760 --> 00:46:53,839
Speaker 1: Well, he showed up.

1034
00:46:54,120 --> 00:46:57,799
Speaker 4: Yeah, it was so important for him to meet you that,

1035
00:46:58,000 --> 00:47:00,480
Speaker 4: despite how tired he was, he was will to do

1036
00:47:00,520 --> 00:47:01,080
Speaker 4: this anyway.

1037
00:47:01,160 --> 00:47:01,920
Speaker 2: That's a good angle, I.

1038
00:47:01,960 --> 00:47:03,640
Speaker 1: Know, if we can spin it that way. I mean,

1039
00:47:03,680 --> 00:47:06,080
Speaker 1: I think more is that he made a mistake and

1040
00:47:06,120 --> 00:47:08,840
Speaker 1: he would love a redo, right because he knows he

1041
00:47:08,880 --> 00:47:09,560
Speaker 1: screwed it up.

1042
00:47:09,960 --> 00:47:12,239
Speaker 11: Well, I did kiss better than I thought, so I

1043
00:47:12,280 --> 00:47:13,040
Speaker 11: didn't really screw that.

1044
00:47:13,680 --> 00:47:16,080
Speaker 4: I mean, ninety percent of the date was awesome.

1045
00:47:16,480 --> 00:47:19,160
Speaker 10: You don't remember the kiss, You definitely don't get to

1046
00:47:19,200 --> 00:47:21,080
Speaker 10: count it. And no, you're not getting like points for

1047
00:47:21,120 --> 00:47:22,800
Speaker 10: that at all.

1048
00:47:22,840 --> 00:47:25,160
Speaker 1: She said you were a bad kisser, dude, because you're

1049
00:47:25,160 --> 00:47:27,120
Speaker 1: basically like kissing a dead person.

1050
00:47:27,280 --> 00:47:30,680
Speaker 4: Well, she was the one who initiated the kiss.

1051
00:47:30,760 --> 00:47:33,680
Speaker 14: A point. I was a dead person, but the next

1052
00:47:33,680 --> 00:47:35,759
Speaker 14: time I will be fully a lot.

1053
00:47:38,880 --> 00:47:41,440
Speaker 10: I mean, he did have pretty nice lips, but.

1054
00:47:43,120 --> 00:47:45,600
Speaker 4: You did stick around for a very long time with

1055
00:47:45,640 --> 00:47:48,279
Speaker 4: a very tired man. Just imagine how great he's going

1056
00:47:48,360 --> 00:47:50,520
Speaker 4: to be when he's fully rested at one hundred percent

1057
00:47:50,960 --> 00:47:51,480
Speaker 4: be bowling.

1058
00:47:51,560 --> 00:47:54,200
Speaker 1: I actually, Jeff on that. I mean, like you wanted

1059
00:47:54,239 --> 00:47:56,080
Speaker 1: that kiss at the end of the night. I mean,

1060
00:47:56,160 --> 00:47:59,200
Speaker 1: sure it was the death of the date, but if

1061
00:47:59,239 --> 00:48:00,880
Speaker 1: you could redo it may be great.

1062
00:48:01,280 --> 00:48:03,120
Speaker 4: I bet on the next date he'll even let you

1063
00:48:03,239 --> 00:48:05,040
Speaker 4: change his fantasy baseball lineup.

1064
00:48:05,160 --> 00:48:07,680
Speaker 2: For that is not cool.

1065
00:48:07,880 --> 00:48:09,000
Speaker 7: We don't.

1066
00:48:11,160 --> 00:48:14,200
Speaker 4: Okay, you know, okay, maybe that's date three material, but

1067
00:48:14,320 --> 00:48:17,680
Speaker 4: we are interested in date number two April. He's not lying.

1068
00:48:18,000 --> 00:48:19,759
Speaker 4: We really want you to go out with him again,

1069
00:48:19,800 --> 00:48:22,520
Speaker 4: and We'll pay for it if you say yes, I.

1070
00:48:22,440 --> 00:48:25,200
Speaker 10: Mean, can you promise that you're gonna get a full

1071
00:48:25,280 --> 00:48:28,320
Speaker 10: night sleep? And like, never ever tell anybody besides everybody

1072
00:48:28,360 --> 00:48:30,479
Speaker 10: that's listening to the show that you fell asleep during our.

1073
00:48:30,360 --> 00:48:31,120
Speaker 11: First kiss.

1074
00:48:32,400 --> 00:48:33,359
Speaker 1: Would be a great story.

1075
00:48:34,600 --> 00:48:36,280
Speaker 11: I will not do that again.

1076
00:48:36,560 --> 00:48:40,240
Speaker 4: All right. The promise is the April, all right.

1077
00:48:40,120 --> 00:48:42,680
Speaker 10: But I'm not paying for a single thing, not one

1078
00:48:42,719 --> 00:48:43,239
Speaker 10: single thing.

1079
00:48:43,480 --> 00:48:46,719
Speaker 4: Okay, you're like all the women that we have on

1080
00:48:46,760 --> 00:48:53,279
Speaker 4: this show. Congratulations you two, you're going out again? Day Alexis,

1081
00:48:53,320 --> 00:48:54,879
Speaker 4: do you approve of this couple ship?

1082
00:48:55,160 --> 00:48:58,560
Speaker 1: You would like a wreck like him.

1083
00:49:00,200 --> 00:49:01,600
Speaker 5: Looking Jeffrey in the morning.

1084
00:49:02,520 --> 00:49:07,080
Speaker 4: Against all odds, it's another successful second date update. They're

1085
00:49:07,120 --> 00:49:08,640
Speaker 4: actually going out again.

1086
00:49:10,719 --> 00:49:13,120
Speaker 1: You can fall asleep mid kiss and it's still cool.

1087
00:49:13,200 --> 00:49:16,640
Speaker 4: It's actually pretty impressive. And my wish for them is,

1088
00:49:16,760 --> 00:49:19,520
Speaker 4: I hope it's not just the first kiss. I hope

1089
00:49:19,520 --> 00:49:23,800
Speaker 4: they hit all of the major dating milestones while he's asleep.

1090
00:49:23,880 --> 00:49:28,200
Speaker 6: Yeah, like proposal, Yeah, they makes her parents asleep, the

1091
00:49:28,280 --> 00:49:31,080
Speaker 6: first I Love you is while he's dozen off, they

1092
00:49:31,080 --> 00:49:37,000
Speaker 6: get engaged mid nap, just sign the first home.

1093
00:49:37,560 --> 00:49:39,080
Speaker 1: I'm sure they're going to go back and listen to

1094
00:49:39,080 --> 00:49:41,000
Speaker 1: this in podcast form and fall asleep.

1095
00:49:41,040 --> 00:49:41,200
Speaker 3: Man.

1096
00:49:41,280 --> 00:49:42,759
Speaker 1: Yeah, mid second Date, you.

1097
00:49:42,920 --> 00:49:46,000
Speaker 4: Are inspirations to all of us and all of our

1098
00:49:46,080 --> 00:49:48,879
Speaker 4: listeners YouTube. Best of luck in the future of your

1099
00:49:48,920 --> 00:49:51,560
Speaker 4: dating life, and if you need some help in your

1100
00:49:51,600 --> 00:49:54,359
Speaker 4: personal dating life, you can always email our show. We

1101
00:49:54,440 --> 00:49:56,960
Speaker 4: won't fall asleep. We will stay awake to call that

1102
00:49:57,000 --> 00:49:58,839
Speaker 4: person who's not calling you back. And you go check

1103
00:49:58,880 --> 00:50:01,120
Speaker 4: out all of our second eight updates wherever you get

1104
00:50:01,120 --> 00:50:03,520
Speaker 4: your podcast. That Broke and Jeffrey also go check them

1105
00:50:03,520 --> 00:50:04,560
Speaker 4: out on YouTube.

1106
00:50:04,960 --> 00:50:06,879
Speaker 3: Brooking Jeffrey in the Morning.

1107
00:50:08,239 --> 00:50:12,480
Speaker 4: Recapping the best April Fools jokes from the corporate world.

1108
00:50:12,880 --> 00:50:16,520
Speaker 4: Right now, it's broken Jeffrey in the Morning. It's not

1109
00:50:16,560 --> 00:50:18,480
Speaker 4: sure if you keep up with all the hot pranks

1110
00:50:18,520 --> 00:50:22,000
Speaker 4: that happened yesterday, but we're gonna try to quickly go

1111
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Speaker 4: over the list. Okay, A number four, a company called

1112
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Speaker 4: City Napper, they're known for selling portable mattresses, came out

1113
00:50:29,960 --> 00:50:34,239
Speaker 4: with a quilted poncho that you wear like imagine a

1114
00:50:34,360 --> 00:50:39,319
Speaker 4: snuggie that inflates into a mattress wherever you go.

1115
00:50:39,560 --> 00:50:41,719
Speaker 1: Company selling a portable.

1116
00:50:41,239 --> 00:50:44,799
Speaker 4: Mattress, but they actually do make portable mattresses. It's just

1117
00:50:44,880 --> 00:50:48,160
Speaker 4: this one. You wear, so the other one, Yeah, that's

1118
00:50:48,239 --> 00:50:49,160
Speaker 4: really blow.

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00:50:49,000 --> 00:50:49,839
Speaker 1: Up beds or something.

1120
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Speaker 9: Okay, okay, getting on an airplane the guy next to

1121
00:50:52,840 --> 00:50:54,080
Speaker 9: you is in a full mattress.

1122
00:50:54,200 --> 00:50:56,040
Speaker 4: You have to blow it up my mouth too, like.

1123
00:50:58,000 --> 00:51:00,520
Speaker 1: You got to bring an electric pump with you, even.

1124
00:51:00,360 --> 00:51:04,279
Speaker 4: More embarrassing, So yeah, that's not real. Number three the

1125
00:51:04,320 --> 00:51:08,360
Speaker 4: candy company Nerds announced a new product, sweet and Crunchy

1126
00:51:08,520 --> 00:51:13,120
Speaker 4: Nerds Chicken deep fried chicken where the crunchy outside is

1127
00:51:13,200 --> 00:51:20,520
Speaker 4: also smothered with Nerds. We're talking about the best corporate

1128
00:51:20,560 --> 00:51:23,520
Speaker 4: pranks that happened yesterday for April Fools. So none of

1129
00:51:23,520 --> 00:51:25,920
Speaker 4: these are real. Don't get too excited. That would be

1130
00:51:25,960 --> 00:51:30,080
Speaker 4: sweet and salty. But I think about number two. The

1131
00:51:30,120 --> 00:51:33,839
Speaker 4: company Rascals fooled new parents everywhere by announcing a new

1132
00:51:33,880 --> 00:51:36,839
Speaker 4: line of diapers that plays a catchy jingle when your

1133
00:51:36,880 --> 00:51:40,680
Speaker 4: little one does a tinkle and to be does a

1134
00:51:40,719 --> 00:51:43,319
Speaker 4: boom boom. That's when it plays who let the Dogs Out?

1135
00:51:46,960 --> 00:51:50,960
Speaker 4: So that's not real, like it. Number one April Fools

1136
00:51:51,000 --> 00:51:55,440
Speaker 4: prank out of the corporate world yesterday. Coming from Subway,

1137
00:51:55,760 --> 00:52:00,160
Speaker 4: they tricked everyone with their new protein shakes called Subway

1138
00:52:00,880 --> 00:52:05,880
Speaker 4: w h Y like protein. It's basically just a foot

1139
00:52:05,880 --> 00:52:08,720
Speaker 4: long sandwich blended into liquid form.

1140
00:52:10,200 --> 00:52:13,200
Speaker 2: They actually have a classic BNT in a bottom.

1141
00:52:13,640 --> 00:52:18,920
Speaker 4: I smell it, Marinera on the go, absolutely, and they

1142
00:52:18,920 --> 00:52:20,840
Speaker 4: actually did a really good job with the packaging. It

1143
00:52:20,880 --> 00:52:22,200
Speaker 4: looks legit, it does.

1144
00:52:22,440 --> 00:52:24,400
Speaker 2: I think there was a Trio smoothie.

1145
00:52:24,400 --> 00:52:25,840
Speaker 1: There's at least five me. Heeads that.

1146
00:52:26,239 --> 00:52:28,960
Speaker 4: Oh yes, sweet, I really, I don't hate it. Those

1147
00:52:28,960 --> 00:52:32,120
Speaker 4: were the top April Fools jokes from the corporate world yesterday.

1148
00:52:32,440 --> 00:52:40,720
Speaker 4: Laser Stories coming up right after this. It's the radio

1149
00:52:40,760 --> 00:52:45,960
Speaker 4: segment that's hosting a firefest for old people called tired Fest,

1150
00:52:48,600 --> 00:52:53,960
Speaker 4: featuring the band the Who, Yes, the Who?

1151
00:52:54,320 --> 00:52:55,759
Speaker 3: Who? What? No?

1152
00:52:55,960 --> 00:52:58,960
Speaker 4: The Who the Who? The band Who's getting banned. I

1153
00:52:59,000 --> 00:53:03,360
Speaker 4: didn't do nothing, Okay, just forget it. It's Laser Stories,

1154
00:53:04,080 --> 00:53:06,320
Speaker 4: the segment where we read weird news stories around the globe,

1155
00:53:06,440 --> 00:53:08,480
Speaker 4: just like everyone else does, except we've got a laser

1156
00:53:08,760 --> 00:53:11,239
Speaker 4: as other huff around haters just don't I'm tired best.

1157
00:53:11,239 --> 00:53:12,680
Speaker 2: The headliner performs at nine am.

1158
00:53:12,760 --> 00:53:13,160
Speaker 5: That's right.

1159
00:53:13,400 --> 00:53:17,360
Speaker 4: His first laser story is out of Nashville. Two dudes

1160
00:53:17,400 --> 00:53:19,680
Speaker 4: were driving around the other night in their nineteen ninety

1161
00:53:19,680 --> 00:53:24,520
Speaker 4: six Camaro when police didn't tell police noticed their license

1162
00:53:24,520 --> 00:53:28,840
Speaker 4: plate was obscured and tried to pull them over, but

1163
00:53:28,920 --> 00:53:36,799
Speaker 4: the guy driving didn't stop and instead sped off, So

1164
00:53:36,880 --> 00:53:39,080
Speaker 4: the chase was on. But after a few minutes, the

1165
00:53:39,160 --> 00:53:42,000
Speaker 4: driver thought he outran them and pulled into a nearby

1166
00:53:42,040 --> 00:53:45,359
Speaker 4: gas station, not to get gas, but instead to put

1167
00:53:45,400 --> 00:53:51,239
Speaker 4: more air in his tires. Well, what he didn't know

1168
00:53:51,560 --> 00:53:54,200
Speaker 4: was that the entire time there was a spotlight on

1169
00:53:54,280 --> 00:53:57,000
Speaker 4: him from a police helicopter who'd been following them.

1170
00:53:57,239 --> 00:53:59,879
Speaker 1: Did he not know? So you can't hear the hell

1171
00:54:00,120 --> 00:54:01,480
Speaker 1: copter literally right.

1172
00:54:01,320 --> 00:54:04,160
Speaker 4: Above here, not in that ninety six Camaro, that V

1173
00:54:04,239 --> 00:54:07,760
Speaker 4: eight engine baby. So the original cops got the message

1174
00:54:07,760 --> 00:54:13,000
Speaker 4: and showed up to arrest them. On the spot. Officers

1175
00:54:13,000 --> 00:54:16,240
Speaker 4: found a large bag of illegal drugs in the center console,

1176
00:54:16,520 --> 00:54:18,200
Speaker 4: as all Camaros.

1177
00:54:17,600 --> 00:54:20,799
Speaker 12: Do, go away with that.

1178
00:54:22,320 --> 00:54:26,360
Speaker 4: They also found a backpack with more drug parafermlia. So

1179
00:54:26,800 --> 00:54:29,600
Speaker 4: the big question is this, Like what Brooke was asking,

1180
00:54:29,760 --> 00:54:32,000
Speaker 4: why did the driver stop to put air in his

1181
00:54:32,120 --> 00:54:35,280
Speaker 4: tires in the middle of a police chase? His quote,

1182
00:54:35,760 --> 00:54:39,319
Speaker 4: you know, driving that fast can affect gas mileage when

1183
00:54:39,360 --> 00:54:41,160
Speaker 4: your tires aren't properly inflated.

1184
00:54:41,200 --> 00:54:43,399
Speaker 1: I mean, are you listening to that.

1185
00:54:44,560 --> 00:54:47,080
Speaker 4: Drugs, So I thought, no big deal, just top mob

1186
00:54:47,160 --> 00:54:48,239
Speaker 4: and I'll get back out there.

1187
00:54:49,480 --> 00:54:51,520
Speaker 1: He thought it was just like a pitstop. It didn't ask.

1188
00:54:51,320 --> 00:54:55,400
Speaker 4: Har Unfortunately for him, he never saw the helicopter and

1189
00:54:55,560 --> 00:55:01,520
Speaker 4: just thought the bright lights were from above the gas station. Yeah,

1190
00:55:01,560 --> 00:55:04,960
Speaker 4: they really let up pump seven. So well, now this

1191
00:55:05,040 --> 00:55:09,600
Speaker 4: the next Lazer story is out of party plan in USA.

1192
00:55:09,680 --> 00:55:11,600
Speaker 4: If you have a son in middle school, how would

1193
00:55:11,600 --> 00:55:14,440
Speaker 4: you feel about him asking to have his birthday party

1194
00:55:14,440 --> 00:55:21,240
Speaker 4: at Chuck E Cheese or maybe even better, Hooters.

1195
00:55:20,920 --> 00:55:22,759
Speaker 1: I'm going to go with a hot no.

1196
00:55:24,560 --> 00:55:27,320
Speaker 4: At least it's a hot no for if you haven't

1197
00:55:27,320 --> 00:55:29,879
Speaker 4: been to Hooters in years, then you're not alone. They've

1198
00:55:29,920 --> 00:55:32,280
Speaker 4: been struggling to stay afloat because.

1199
00:55:32,200 --> 00:55:33,640
Speaker 1: Are there any open anymore?

1200
00:55:33,760 --> 00:55:35,480
Speaker 2: I think they just followed bankruptcy again.

1201
00:55:35,520 --> 00:55:38,719
Speaker 4: According to reports, they're about three hundred million dollars in debt.

1202
00:55:39,560 --> 00:55:44,399
Speaker 4: It's last year they closed about forty locations across the US.

1203
00:55:44,760 --> 00:55:47,960
Speaker 4: They're trying to attract more business by making a pivot

1204
00:55:48,200 --> 00:55:50,000
Speaker 4: to being more family friendly.

1205
00:55:51,160 --> 00:55:53,760
Speaker 9: I thought they tried this before.

1206
00:55:55,200 --> 00:55:58,879
Speaker 4: They're calling it a rehooterization, but it's more like a.

1207
00:55:58,880 --> 00:56:01,320
Speaker 5: Dehooterization, not a double de Hooters.

1208
00:56:02,280 --> 00:56:04,719
Speaker 4: They're taking them off. You might not realize this, but

1209
00:56:04,760 --> 00:56:08,520
Speaker 4: Hooters has become increasingly family friendly over the past decade

1210
00:56:08,840 --> 00:56:10,680
Speaker 4: and has a solid kids menu.

1211
00:56:11,000 --> 00:56:15,279
Speaker 1: It's to go with the name change would be the

1212
00:56:15,320 --> 00:56:17,480
Speaker 1: first way to make it well.

1213
00:56:17,560 --> 00:56:21,960
Speaker 4: It's just now focus more in the nature aspect of her. Yeah,

1214
00:56:22,120 --> 00:56:25,600
Speaker 4: now they're going all in. Ownership says it's depressing to

1215
00:56:25,640 --> 00:56:28,279
Speaker 4: them that women would not want their families going to

1216
00:56:28,360 --> 00:56:29,960
Speaker 4: Hooters for special occasions.

1217
00:56:30,640 --> 00:56:33,000
Speaker 1: I know what is wrong with us, That's what I

1218
00:56:33,080 --> 00:56:33,760
Speaker 1: keep saying.

1219
00:56:33,840 --> 00:56:38,880
Speaker 4: It's always the women. They didn't say what exactly they'd

1220
00:56:38,880 --> 00:56:42,400
Speaker 4: be changing to make it more PG or when that's happening,

1221
00:56:42,960 --> 00:56:45,120
Speaker 4: but it is safe to say the skimpy outfits and

1222
00:56:45,200 --> 00:56:47,600
Speaker 4: the bikini knights will be phased out.

1223
00:56:48,000 --> 00:56:50,560
Speaker 9: Why don't they just hire dudes in scantily clad and

1224
00:56:50,560 --> 00:56:53,000
Speaker 9: then you have literally half naked men and wich I.

1225
00:56:53,000 --> 00:56:55,959
Speaker 8: Don't think any the employement went to deal with families there.

1226
00:56:56,080 --> 00:56:58,320
Speaker 4: Let's go to your next Lazer story. Out of Grand

1227
00:56:58,400 --> 00:57:03,960
Speaker 4: Slams and Graham Crow, the New York Yankees have made

1228
00:57:03,960 --> 00:57:07,440
Speaker 4: a bold culinary play this season, unveiling a stadium dessert

1229
00:57:07,440 --> 00:57:12,040
Speaker 4: that rivals no other ladies and gentlemen I give you

1230
00:57:12,280 --> 00:57:15,280
Speaker 4: the full size tiramisu helmet.

1231
00:57:20,320 --> 00:57:23,200
Speaker 1: That is so much. This isn't one of those mini.

1232
00:57:23,480 --> 00:57:27,440
Speaker 4: No, no, that's a full size helmet, because so much

1233
00:57:28,880 --> 00:57:32,640
Speaker 4: we all know. Nothing says America's pastime like a fancy

1234
00:57:32,680 --> 00:57:35,280
Speaker 4: Italian dessert and plastic sports gear.

1235
00:57:36,760 --> 00:57:38,440
Speaker 2: It is for the family to share, Like I could

1236
00:57:38,480 --> 00:57:40,240
Speaker 2: see one person holding and everyone.

1237
00:57:39,920 --> 00:57:42,760
Speaker 8: Has spoons until it's a hot day at the ballgame

1238
00:57:43,000 --> 00:57:46,640
Speaker 8: and it's just like cream in a bucket, Like.

1239
00:57:47,840 --> 00:57:50,160
Speaker 4: Yeah, you guys are selling it to me with every

1240
00:57:50,160 --> 00:57:52,880
Speaker 4: word you say. The picture of the beast will be

1241
00:57:53,080 --> 00:57:55,000
Speaker 4: up on our instance stories at Brooke and Jeffrey, so

1242
00:57:55,040 --> 00:57:56,920
Speaker 4: you could check it out. But what is it? Exactly?

1243
00:57:57,280 --> 00:58:01,000
Speaker 4: Imagine a full sized major league based ball player's helmet

1244
00:58:01,240 --> 00:58:05,520
Speaker 4: filled with layers of espresso soaked lady fingers and marscapone cream.

1245
00:58:06,800 --> 00:58:16,160
Speaker 1: Helmet's wet even washed either, so it's a little salty.

1246
00:58:12,440 --> 00:58:16,040
Speaker 4: That it's unclear if this two pounds dessert is meant

1247
00:58:16,080 --> 00:58:20,200
Speaker 4: to eat if it's trying to intimidate your opponents like

1248
00:58:20,280 --> 00:58:23,120
Speaker 4: you dare challenge a team that serves tar a me

1249
00:58:23,280 --> 00:58:24,240
Speaker 4: suit at.

1250
00:58:24,120 --> 00:58:28,000
Speaker 2: The ballpark, Very Yankees.

1251
00:58:28,040 --> 00:58:30,240
Speaker 4: The real question is this, do you eat this twenty

1252
00:58:30,240 --> 00:58:32,800
Speaker 4: dollars dessert with a spoon, or do you go full

1253
00:58:32,880 --> 00:58:35,400
Speaker 4: New York and just tip the helmet into your mouth?

1254
00:58:35,560 --> 00:58:39,920
Speaker 1: Yea, I take a lasagnia in a helmet. Oh yeah,

1255
00:58:40,240 --> 00:58:40,800
Speaker 1: now we're.

1256
00:58:40,640 --> 00:58:45,360
Speaker 4: Talking square either way. The Yankees say that if you

1257
00:58:45,400 --> 00:58:48,240
Speaker 4: can eat the entire thing by the seventh inning, you

1258
00:58:48,320 --> 00:58:52,280
Speaker 4: can repurpose and spray out the helmet for twenty percent

1259
00:58:52,480 --> 00:58:58,800
Speaker 4: off of nachos. And if you can eat a full

1260
00:59:00,400 --> 00:59:03,960
Speaker 4: and nachos, you will be crowned saddest person in all

1261
00:59:04,040 --> 00:59:08,760
Speaker 4: of New York City. Congratulations. This metz Lazer story is

1262
00:59:08,800 --> 00:59:10,120
Speaker 4: out of the study of dudes.

1263
00:59:11,600 --> 00:59:11,800
Speaker 1: Right.

1264
00:59:12,480 --> 00:59:15,360
Speaker 4: Good news for zoned out men. When your wife says

1265
00:59:15,400 --> 00:59:18,960
Speaker 4: you don't listen enough, here's your excuse. A new study

1266
00:59:19,000 --> 00:59:22,120
Speaker 4: found men literally can't hear as well as women, and

1267
00:59:22,160 --> 00:59:26,520
Speaker 4: there's nothing you can do about it. What we're at

1268
00:59:26,520 --> 00:59:30,600
Speaker 4: a nature disadvantage. Scientists tested people's hearing in different countries

1269
00:59:30,920 --> 00:59:33,760
Speaker 4: all over the world, and they found it's true everywhere

1270
00:59:34,160 --> 00:59:38,320
Speaker 4: the average woman has a too decibel advantage, And even

1271
00:59:38,360 --> 00:59:40,360
Speaker 4: though that doesn't seem like a lot, it's enough to

1272
00:59:40,400 --> 00:59:41,680
Speaker 4: make a pretty big difference.

1273
00:59:42,080 --> 00:59:42,640
Speaker 2: Poor men.

1274
00:59:42,720 --> 00:59:45,520
Speaker 1: R b oh, I've told you this whole segment. I

1275
00:59:45,520 --> 00:59:52,320
Speaker 1: feel so bad for that he anything.

1276
00:59:52,400 --> 00:59:55,960
Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, what did they say? I wasn't listening to You.

1277
00:59:55,920 --> 00:59:57,720
Speaker 1: Can't hear because you listen to your headphones.

1278
00:59:57,760 --> 00:59:59,840
Speaker 2: So wow, yeah, you actually have like hearing loss.

1279
01:00:00,160 --> 01:00:02,720
Speaker 4: Yeah, from proof that this is all factual. They think

1280
01:00:02,760 --> 01:00:05,080
Speaker 4: it might just come down to hormones or how our

1281
01:00:05,120 --> 01:00:08,280
Speaker 4: ears develop in the womb. Possible. Women's brains are better

1282
01:00:08,320 --> 01:00:11,200
Speaker 4: at processing sound too, so when it comes to hearing,

1283
01:00:11,440 --> 01:00:16,640
Speaker 4: men might have worse ears and inferior brains should happen.

1284
01:00:16,680 --> 01:00:18,760
Speaker 4: It's stupid people keep happening to me.

1285
01:00:19,480 --> 01:00:20,040
Speaker 1: Definitely.

1286
01:00:21,040 --> 01:00:23,960
Speaker 4: The study also found that, regardless of gender, we all

1287
01:00:24,040 --> 01:00:26,360
Speaker 4: tend to hear out of our right ear a little

1288
01:00:26,360 --> 01:00:27,800
Speaker 4: bit better than out of our left.

1289
01:00:28,400 --> 01:00:31,000
Speaker 1: Now I'm trying to decide which one, yes first, Jap is.

1290
01:00:31,000 --> 01:00:32,760
Speaker 2: To my right, Brooks to my left. It kind of

1291
01:00:32,800 --> 01:00:33,200
Speaker 2: makes sense.

1292
01:00:33,240 --> 01:00:35,720
Speaker 4: They're not sure why that is. As for what I'm

1293
01:00:35,760 --> 01:00:39,720
Speaker 4: hearing from this guy, that's the sound of his tiny

1294
01:00:39,880 --> 01:00:42,600
Speaker 4: turtle heartbeat as he presses his shell up against the

1295
01:00:42,640 --> 01:00:49,160
Speaker 4: side of a well worn bron Series three. Wow, you

1296
01:00:49,200 --> 01:00:51,400
Speaker 4: can't hear it. You're supposed to have two decibels better

1297
01:00:51,440 --> 01:00:51,640
Speaker 4: than me.

1298
01:00:52,840 --> 01:00:53,800
Speaker 1: Sorry, I'm distracted.

1299
01:00:53,880 --> 01:00:56,360
Speaker 4: Oh you're thinking about something else. That sound means Laser

1300
01:00:56,360 --> 01:00:58,160
Speaker 4: Stories has come to an end for the day. We'll

1301
01:00:58,160 --> 01:01:00,000
Speaker 4: do it again at the same time on Friday.

1302
01:01:00,600 --> 01:01:02,920
Speaker 3: Brook and Jeffrey in the morning.

1303
01:01:10,480 --> 01:01:13,120
Speaker 4: What do you do as a radio host when you

1304
01:01:13,160 --> 01:01:17,280
Speaker 4: have a listener call in with the same name as

1305
01:01:17,320 --> 01:01:22,880
Speaker 4: your co host? Because Brooke is on the phone ready

1306
01:01:22,920 --> 01:01:27,000
Speaker 4: to play against Brook in the studio.

1307
01:01:27,280 --> 01:01:28,920
Speaker 1: If she has no E at the end of her name,

1308
01:01:28,960 --> 01:01:30,960
Speaker 1: it's gonna be really easy to tell us apart.

1309
01:01:31,440 --> 01:01:35,320
Speaker 4: For sure, it's Brooke v. Brooke today, where the best

1310
01:01:35,360 --> 01:01:38,920
Speaker 4: Brook will win. Welcome to the show.

1311
01:01:39,760 --> 01:01:46,360
Speaker 1: Brook. Yes, Oh, it's gonna be too confusing.

1312
01:01:46,600 --> 01:01:49,959
Speaker 4: This is gonna be very challenging. It's Brooks first time

1313
01:01:50,000 --> 01:01:50,560
Speaker 4: on the show.

1314
01:01:50,800 --> 01:01:54,640
Speaker 1: Wait, it's not though, jeff It's not not you Brook,

1315
01:01:54,760 --> 01:01:55,680
Speaker 1: the other Brook.

1316
01:01:55,920 --> 01:01:58,280
Speaker 4: It's her first time. But she is confident that she

1317
01:01:58,400 --> 01:01:59,360
Speaker 4: can take you down.

1318
01:02:00,040 --> 01:02:02,280
Speaker 1: Ooh, what makes you so confident? Brook?

1319
01:02:03,280 --> 01:02:06,120
Speaker 16: We listen all the time and I beat you in the.

1320
01:02:06,080 --> 01:02:07,560
Speaker 3: Car a lot. Wow.

1321
01:02:09,640 --> 01:02:13,560
Speaker 4: Before we'll see if the Brook prophecies come true. Brook

1322
01:02:13,640 --> 01:02:16,200
Speaker 4: is leaving the studio while the other Brook stays on

1323
01:02:16,240 --> 01:02:20,120
Speaker 4: the phone. Exception, let's go over the rules thirty seconds

1324
01:02:20,160 --> 01:02:22,360
Speaker 4: to answer as many questions as possible. If you don't

1325
01:02:22,360 --> 01:02:24,520
Speaker 4: know when, you could say pass. But Brook, you have

1326
01:02:24,600 --> 01:02:27,120
Speaker 4: to beat the other Brook outright if you want to win?

1327
01:02:27,320 --> 01:02:31,280
Speaker 4: All right, good luck, Your time starts now. Rapper Quavo

1328
01:02:31,400 --> 01:02:34,240
Speaker 4: celebrates a birthday today. He's a member of what musical group?

1329
01:02:37,920 --> 01:02:40,680
Speaker 4: Your temporal lobe is located in? Which part of your body?

1330
01:02:41,520 --> 01:02:42,000
Speaker 15: Your head?

1331
01:02:42,320 --> 01:02:45,160
Speaker 4: What Japanese car company uses the slogan the Power of

1332
01:02:45,280 --> 01:02:50,880
Speaker 4: Dreams Hondai during the Titanic's maiden voyage from England? What

1333
01:02:51,040 --> 01:02:52,320
Speaker 4: state was its destination?

1334
01:02:55,560 --> 01:02:56,080
Speaker 15: Europe?

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Speaker 4: What popular tea is named after an eighteen thirties UK

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Speaker 4: Prime minister.

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Speaker 16: Earl Gray.

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Speaker 4: All right, well done, Brooke. Now Brooke is coming back

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Speaker 4: into the studio, and let's see since this is listener

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Speaker 4: Brooks first time on the show. She says that she

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Speaker 4: is a real estate broker for twenty three years. He

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Speaker 4: has two kids, we're twelve and nine. And apparently she

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Speaker 4: did a spur of the moment COVID purchase.

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Speaker 1: Oh what was it?

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Speaker 4: We bought a house in Belize, sight unseen in a

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Speaker 4: country we've never been, and.

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Speaker 10: Just prayed that it wasn't a dumpster fire.

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Speaker 4: Woa our Brook bought a sweatshop in Belize, Sight Unseen

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Speaker 4: and maybe you two should meet up down there get

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Speaker 4: some lunch together.

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Speaker 1: I do need some housing for some of my employees.

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Speaker 14: Yes, yes, let's do it, Brookly, because I'm pretty sure

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Speaker 14: I'm not going to get this money, so we could

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Speaker 14: go together.

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Speaker 4: Oh okay, okay, aka, Brook, you're buying. You're buying the

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Speaker 4: first show. Anyway, here we go. Are you ready? Brook

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Speaker 4: the radio host?

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Speaker 1: And I seem so poor compared to her.

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Speaker 4: Here we go. Your time starts now. Rapper Quavo celebrates

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Speaker 4: a birthday today. He's a member of what musical group

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Speaker 4: Your temporal lobe is located in? Which part of your body?

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Speaker 1: Your head?

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Speaker 4: What Japanese car company uses the slogan the Power of Dreams?

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Speaker 4: Oh super During the Titanic's maiden voyage from England, what

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Speaker 4: state was its destination?

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Speaker 1: New York?

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Speaker 4: What popular tea is named after an eighteen thirties UK

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Speaker 4: Prime minister, Earl Gray?

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Speaker 1: The study is is botany?

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Speaker 4: I'm not gonna get through that question anyway. The time

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Speaker 4: is up, and that means we're going to go to

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Speaker 4: the scoreboard to see how you bolted with Jose.

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Speaker 7: Are you crying?

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Speaker 1: Crying?

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Speaker 7: There's no crying baseball.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, is you got to today? And collar Brook? Listener

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Speaker 2: Brook on the phone for listeners, Good job?

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Speaker 16: What do you think?

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Speaker 2: Good bad? What do you think?

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Speaker 4: Brook?

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Speaker 3: Pretty bad?

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Speaker 15: I can't believe one of the answers that I said

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Speaker 15: that that's okay?

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Speaker 9: Uh, well Brook, God for.

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Speaker 3: Name.

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Speaker 1: You have to change yours if you realize that that

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Speaker 1: was part of the deal.

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Speaker 4: You got to drop the rough day for you. Let's

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Speaker 4: go over the answers to everybody. Rapper Quavo celebrates a birthday.

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Speaker 4: He's a member of Migos. That your temporal lobe is

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Speaker 4: located in your brain? Did we give them credit for head.

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Speaker 1: Because we said part of the body. You didn't say

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Speaker 1: orgon so bols at.

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Speaker 2: Hand, so we gave them both correct answer.

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Speaker 4: We're being really generous today. And I like that about

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Speaker 4: the Japanese car company that uses the slogan the Power

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Speaker 4: of Dreams. Ah, you were so close on this, Brook,

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Speaker 4: because you said Honda. It's Honda.

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Speaker 1: Oh the other.

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Speaker 4: The Titanic's maiden voyage from England was not destined for Europe.

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Speaker 4: Do you turn no? It was destined for New York. Brook,

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Speaker 4: the popular team named after an eighteen thirties. UK Prime

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Speaker 4: Minister is Earl gray T and now was the last

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Speaker 4: one we got to.

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Speaker 10: So I feel like my brain completely stopped working.

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Speaker 4: The one thing that is working is our Consolation Prize,

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Speaker 4: because just for being with us, you're gonna win a

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Speaker 4: pair of fan Dango tickets to a Minecraft movie starring

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Speaker 4: Jason Momoa and Jack Black. You can embark on a

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Speaker 4: Magical Quest starting April fourth, only in theaters and Imax.

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Speaker 15: That's awesome, my Kisele love that name.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, it's gonna be huge.

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Speaker 4: Thanks for being on the show. Come back and play

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Speaker 4: again soon.

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Speaker 13: Okay, all right, thanks guys.

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Speaker 4: We're gonna be back to do Windbrooks Buck same time

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Speaker 4: tomorrow

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Speaker 3: Brook and Jeffrey in the morning