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Speaker 2: You being serious?

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Speaker 5: Have two tables, they're all black.

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Speaker 4: I'm working for free tonight.

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Speaker 1: That waits us LF in two seconds where black and

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Speaker 1: change their mind? No, I mean, are you being seriously

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Speaker 1: that racist? What you don't know they're not gonna tip you? Yes,

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Speaker 1: I zoo so just because they're black. I've been waiting

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Speaker 5: I never got a tip from a black person, not once.

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Speaker 2: First of all, I don't believe you.

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Speaker 1: Second of all, that's still racist. I am not racist.

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Speaker 5: Screw you.

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Speaker 1: Well, how much is a woman you expect me to

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Speaker 1: is you laughing at? Man?

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Speaker 5: What are you talking about?

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Speaker 2: She says black people are on a tip.

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Speaker 1: Nuts, niggas don't tip. Everyone knows that.

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Speaker 4: Have you ever waited tables before?

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Speaker 1: No, shut up, get mad at me. I don't love her.

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Speaker 6: Motherfuck up, I don't chase some my id.

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Speaker 7: Duck up.

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Speaker 6: I would pray them with another one. You had to see.

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Speaker 6: She keep calling me big and my name is jay Z.

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Speaker 6: She's on my chicks. Graduate lyam taking over your bitch,

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Speaker 6: coming over your ship. I'm gonna feed up on your

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Speaker 6: sofas man, I mean posted from an open hand.

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Speaker 1: You're coming home and this shies and if be.

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Speaker 6: Solda cans, I got your bitch up in my bovera man,

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Speaker 6: I never kiss, he never hold her hand in back. God,

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Speaker 8: Oh, is that your hitch? Why she only his sticks

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Speaker 8: when he hand on his sticks?

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Speaker 4: He taking her name?

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Speaker 8: Is that your pins? Why she only his drive when

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Speaker 8: is that your trying to tell her chill? Why you

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Speaker 1: Don't you know that man? She paid to him?

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Speaker 8: You're crazy him since.

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Speaker 6: It's jam while you're home alone. Why she would mean

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Speaker 6: could cool the house with me. There's no perspects at all.

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Speaker 6: You better check ther dog. You keep begging me to

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Speaker 6: head it broll and she gat my kids and staying

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Speaker 6: with yours. How foul of she and you wipe up? Ship,

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Speaker 6: I put the rubber on tighter, send the home when

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Speaker 2: You hunked them up and fuck it up.

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Speaker 6: She got your whipped, got your kids, got your home

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Speaker 6: with that snide Joe bitch Ship that girls don't let

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Speaker 9: he's taking her nails? Joe pips, Why she only hit

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Speaker 8: Is that your pitch?

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Speaker 9: Better tell her chill while you're wanting his claips? Don't

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Speaker 9: you know that man here that your pim changing hem

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Speaker 6: like jicken Man scort your bitch?

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Speaker 2: You played the bulls died Jickenman's on first of me.

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Speaker 1: You all Rocks to me, y'all hot.

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Speaker 1: Drop face it, y'all, y'all niggas playing baseball. I'm on

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Speaker 1: the block like I'm eight feet tall, Homie, I'm in

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Speaker 1: the drop with the ac on. That's why the streets

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Speaker 1: embraced me. Dog, I'm so hey, welcome to the Black

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Speaker 1: Guy Who Tips podcast with their host Rod and Hear

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Speaker 5: Record Records.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, Patrees, Hey guys, so this is all. This is

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Speaker 1: our Quonza gift to everybody outcast.

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Speaker 1: Happy quons We light the candles. Quasa gifts are always free,

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Speaker 1: so this makes it. They involved everybody else.

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Speaker 10: They didn't get anything. We got straw coming.

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Speaker 1: Out for everyone bailed the straw. But yeah, man, so obviously,

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Speaker 1: Mary Chris, it's happy Kwanza shalom to all my Jewish people.

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Speaker 1: Do Muslims have something around Christmas? I don't even know

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Speaker 1: You they did already. I believe they don't do now.

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Speaker 1: I think Ramadan falls differently. I think it's like that November. Ah. Well,

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Speaker 1: you know, shout out to everybody that's celebrating shit coats whatever.

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Speaker 1: I don't care. Thanks for listening, don't forget. You can

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Speaker 1: search for the Black Guy food Tips. We will come up.

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Speaker 1: You know, we had a bunch of people join our

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Speaker 1: Facebook group lately and we've been making a lot of

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Speaker 1: I've been putting pictures on there lately and just watching

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Speaker 4: Yes, I saw you're one this afternoon, the ring person.

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Speaker 1: It was true, but that was the problem with that picture.

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Speaker 1: be on the Facebook group, man. And speaking of social media,

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Speaker 1: don't forget what also on Twitter. I'm at rodhamans.

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Speaker 1: and that's seed the letter C not SEP. So y'all

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Speaker 1: Now that you put it that way. I don't feel

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Speaker 1: and it says the black guy who tips. It's everybody

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Speaker 1: that're all worthwhile on Twitter. We don't mess with any

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Speaker 5: Cool, all right? Man?

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Speaker 1: So I got into it some people on Twitter speaking

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Speaker 1: But there's a rapper named Max Bigger Belly. You never

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Speaker 1: heard of it, okay, good good. This dude is apparently

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Speaker 1: went to prison and he got seventy years. Oh my god,

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Speaker 1: seven seven zero seven zero not months years. Well, I

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Speaker 1: explain why we're getting into this ship. And this show

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Speaker 1: but like it.

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Speaker 1: That's far to start censoring myself, all right. Mac Bee

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Speaker 1: Bigger Belly or Bigger Belly they pronounced like they put

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Speaker 1: I just looked at her like, yeah, he thinks I'm

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Speaker 1: He's said that he is the mix of Notorious b

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Speaker 1: or Macabelly. So that's Biggie Jigger, Jigger, Macabelly, big a Belly.

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Speaker 1: You gotta really love the ambition, the balls on this motherfucker.

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Speaker 1: Like from the second I heard the explanation of his name,

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Speaker 5: And not only that, could you imagine the white lady

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Speaker 1: This is what telling me I have no idea what

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Speaker 1: here I've heard.

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Speaker 5: Of him prominence.

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Speaker 1: a fan said prominence. That's there's no measurement by which

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Speaker 1: I would call anything he did prominent other than them

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Speaker 1: seventy years. That's it.

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Speaker 11: That's the only thing that's golden sun.

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Speaker 1: His manager Mike Bruno passed a demo along to the

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Speaker 1: We're gonna have prominence twice. Eddie's name got the three

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Speaker 11: Then how he ain't gold or platinum? I never seen

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Speaker 1: What have I been?

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Speaker 10: You don't hang out on enough internet message boards?

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Speaker 1: Yes, I jn't all right so and I don't mean

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Speaker 1: one of them is alive actually, but all right. So

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Speaker 1: Max became the prominence through his affiliation with the Harlem

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Speaker 10: That is the first time I've ever heard of that outside.

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Speaker 1: Of the boys choir. Wow. And you know what they

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Speaker 1: sound like? They need to be standing right beside a temptations?

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Speaker 1: So did they? Matches Spotler suits with rappers Jim Jones

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Speaker 1: All right, I don't care about the rest of this shit.

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Speaker 1: Let's get to the murder case. Anyway. So this dude

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Speaker 1: According to authorities, Matt sent his girlfriend. I wonder when

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Speaker 5: That could be you. We know, y'all nighbors out there,

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Speaker 5: You'll never be official membalist.

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Speaker 1: According to authorities, Max sent his ex girlfriend Gina Conway

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Speaker 1: and his stepbrother Kelvin leared them in two thousand and

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Speaker 1: Max's crew ambushed Alan j. Plowden in room four o

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Speaker 1: there with competing poor father. It's too much information. Why

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Speaker 1: She just hanging out. Okay, she's like I'm watching TV. Damn,

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Speaker 1: He did not have money on him. Niggah, what's out

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Speaker 1: of body for nothing? Oh Jesus oh man. Anyway, On

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Speaker 1: the Lord's Birthday on January ninetewo thousand and seven ninth,

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Speaker 1: Be was romantic to Bergen County Jail in New Jersey

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Speaker 1: on a ninety million dollar bill. WHOA I love ridiculous that,

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Speaker 4: And we would let him go.

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Speaker 5: That's the only way.

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Speaker 1: Seriously. Oh so all right, man? So Conway and Conway

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Speaker 1: Max being lyried them the judge brother, they broke me

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Speaker 1: up when they hit me with them them years. Eighteen

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Speaker 1: In exchange for eighteen year sentence on armed robbery and manslaughter,

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Speaker 5: Five years down twenty five plus tell you about fifty

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Speaker 1: Uh? Well, I mean that's the thing. I don't know

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Speaker 1: what life term means today, like twenty five the most days? Yeah,

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Speaker 1: twenty five is the least you can get on life term. Yeah?

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Speaker 1: Oh yes, So the smallest ab is he would get

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Speaker 5: Wow? Yes, Oh, damn, dog, that's a long time. Because

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Speaker 5: I guess I'm life plus with sixteen years.

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Speaker 1: That's a long ass time, thog. Yeah, that's that's a

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Speaker 1: he had been found guilty of forty of forty one

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Speaker 1: counts in the ongoing trial. Wonder what the forty first

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Speaker 5: No, no, no, we're not going to go for that.

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Speaker 1: There's no proof.

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Speaker 5: He No, we can't count.

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Speaker 1: Don't be putting no bullshit in here. There's no proof

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Speaker 1: he was jaywalking. On June ninth, he was found guilty

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Speaker 1: nine hundred and five years. Oh god, yes, he would

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Speaker 1: have to be a fucking highlander to get like the

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Speaker 1: fucking vampires in Twilight are like, damn, I can do it.

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Speaker 5: That's oh, I do that standing on my head.

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Speaker 1: I know that that. Damn.

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Speaker 5: I just got to seven hundred. This nigga got some nextchigue.

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Speaker 1: He was sitting this in Bergen County on July thirtieth,

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Speaker 1: and then he put a statement out which I'm sure

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Speaker 1: he did not right. No, find a person that wrote

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Speaker 1: this wrote stated, Max B would like to thank all

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Speaker 1: his family, friends and fans who have supported him throughout

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Speaker 1: his trial. Please don't give up on him at this point.

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Speaker 1: Although the jury has spoken and Max has been convicted

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Speaker 1: of felony, murdered, kidnapping, robbery, and conspiracy, a swift and

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Speaker 1: successful appeal shall follow. Now. This was in two thousand

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Speaker 1: by the state. Even Gina Conway, the states own witness,

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Speaker 1: continue putting our music for his fans while the appeal

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Speaker 1: How's he gonna put our music from prison? You can?

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Speaker 1: I mean, everybody is releasing these fucking albums from prison?

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Speaker 1: Can we take the mics away. No, you know what

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Speaker 1: visit to it be a phone cause a little way

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Speaker 1: you can tell too that ship was wad. Yeah, jeep,

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Speaker 4: The static crackling.

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Speaker 1: You know you're on the phone. Y'all need more freedom

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Speaker 1: in these albums. Wow, this ship I could. I could

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Speaker 11: Not being uh person, need to upscate me, upgrade to scotted.

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Speaker 1: In Prison's gonna just start having the studio in prison. Yes,

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Speaker 1: it's gonna be all yeah, the hottest album in prison

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Speaker 1: coming out. All right, So all right, this is why

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Speaker 1: I'm reading all this shit. I listened to some of

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Speaker 1: skin and didn't move me one way or though it

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Speaker 1: good that he's in prison. Apparently motherfucker's getting out.

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Speaker 5: Agreed, you got some fans at the dog.

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Speaker 1: Well, so because you can make a hot song, and

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Speaker 1: murderer to not be on a fucking street at what

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Speaker 1: age in what world was that ever acceptable? Where I

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Speaker 1: was like, he just murdered somebody. Damn give him a chance.

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Speaker 5: I just see him come to somebody, throat in the blood,

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Speaker 1: But damn it.

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Speaker 5: I mean, it ain't worth about.

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Speaker 1: His time and he's sure he started. He just got

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Speaker 1: was ready to go back to prison for the other

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Speaker 1: ninety years or whatever. But just leave him a loan.

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Speaker 1: It's not fair.

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Speaker 10: I mean, these people aren't even arguing his innocence.

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Speaker 1: No, like, oh wow, no right, they're just like I

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Speaker 1: like his music, Why do you want to see him

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Speaker 11: Yes, he committed a real want you would be in

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Speaker 1: Yeah, this is why I listened to Rick Ross. Use

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Speaker 1: I don't know what. At the end of the day,

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Speaker 1: just make up. He couldn't move first of all, he

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Speaker 1: have to speak quite Yeah, it's forty times is really

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Speaker 1: lacking these things man. Ever since he stopped being a

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Speaker 1: with Max B when he was in prison, like he

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Speaker 1: took to the I know, Max, you get your ship,

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Speaker 1: you can feed somebody on the outside, like me when

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Speaker 1: somebody that's been robbed? Have you ever? Do you have

435
00:23:12,600 --> 00:23:15,159
Speaker 1: anyone your family has been robbed? Have you you know

436
00:23:15,200 --> 00:23:17,879
Speaker 1: anybody's ever been shot? You know, anybody's ever been killed

437
00:23:18,000 --> 00:23:22,159
Speaker 1: over some bullshit? Because if I was, you know, the

438
00:23:22,240 --> 00:23:25,320
Speaker 1: cousin of the dude who's fucking dead right now, I

439
00:23:25,520 --> 00:23:29,200
Speaker 1: think I would be a little uh less supportive of him.

440
00:23:30,560 --> 00:23:30,920
Speaker 5: Me too.

441
00:23:31,000 --> 00:23:33,160
Speaker 11: And the thing is, I think, like we talkt oft

442
00:23:33,200 --> 00:23:35,320
Speaker 11: employing it come to music, especially once you're time to

443
00:23:35,400 --> 00:23:38,280
Speaker 11: talking about rap music, people get so caught up in

444
00:23:38,359 --> 00:23:41,520
Speaker 11: the artists and the representation of the artists. Did they

445
00:23:41,600 --> 00:23:44,080
Speaker 11: forget if these people do some fucked up shit. They

446
00:23:44,119 --> 00:23:47,880
Speaker 11: did some fucked up shit, it's separate from their music. Yeah,

447
00:23:48,160 --> 00:23:49,359
Speaker 11: I don't care if you like him or not.

448
00:23:49,520 --> 00:23:51,480
Speaker 5: He killed somebody and you can't erase that.

449
00:23:52,000 --> 00:23:54,040
Speaker 1: And I know that we as a culture. You know,

450
00:23:54,200 --> 00:23:56,960
Speaker 1: African Americans, we don't trust the police. And I'm not

451
00:23:57,040 --> 00:23:59,120
Speaker 1: saying we should trust them all the time and shit,

452
00:23:59,520 --> 00:24:02,800
Speaker 1: but come on, man, if the choice had, the choice

453
00:24:02,840 --> 00:24:04,639
Speaker 1: does not have to be you either root for the

454
00:24:04,720 --> 00:24:07,199
Speaker 1: criminals or you root for the fucking cops.

455
00:24:11,600 --> 00:24:13,520
Speaker 5: Well we got team cops being criminals.

456
00:24:13,880 --> 00:24:14,080
Speaker 1: Yeah.

457
00:24:14,200 --> 00:24:14,960
Speaker 8: I want team.

458
00:24:15,359 --> 00:24:17,480
Speaker 1: Just don't fucking shoot me. That's rocket.

459
00:24:19,600 --> 00:24:20,200
Speaker 5: I want a team.

460
00:24:20,200 --> 00:24:22,160
Speaker 1: I want Tom take my ass home for the day.

461
00:24:22,440 --> 00:24:23,760
Speaker 10: Yeah, that's that's the team.

462
00:24:23,600 --> 00:24:24,200
Speaker 5: I want to be on.

463
00:24:24,720 --> 00:24:27,360
Speaker 1: So anyway, that dude, that's a fucking cone. I can't

464
00:24:27,400 --> 00:24:30,040
Speaker 1: believe these motherfuckers. I support them. And if you listen

465
00:24:30,080 --> 00:24:32,520
Speaker 1: to this and you listening to me Mac Biggaveli or whatever,

466
00:24:33,040 --> 00:24:35,480
Speaker 1: and you feel some kind of way about this, man, hey,

467
00:24:35,680 --> 00:24:38,399
Speaker 1: I understand you can't follow me, but just remember I

468
00:24:38,480 --> 00:24:40,080
Speaker 1: had a couple of people that have been following me

469
00:24:40,160 --> 00:24:43,520
Speaker 1: on Twitter for like a year, and they called me, like,

470
00:24:43,680 --> 00:24:48,000
Speaker 1: call me a faggot. I didn't even that's how you

471
00:24:48,119 --> 00:24:51,720
Speaker 1: fixed it? Yeah, because you know, anyone that thinks a

472
00:24:51,840 --> 00:24:56,200
Speaker 1: dude that kills people should probably go to prison is gay.

473
00:24:56,400 --> 00:25:00,320
Speaker 1: Everybody knows, you know, because I'm all these internet tough

474
00:25:00,400 --> 00:25:02,600
Speaker 1: guys have all had people in their lives die from

475
00:25:02,680 --> 00:25:05,920
Speaker 1: senseless balance, and they all want the killer to go free,

476
00:25:06,280 --> 00:25:06,800
Speaker 1: all of them.

477
00:25:06,960 --> 00:25:10,560
Speaker 11: They all agree, yes, yes, And then, like you said before, man,

478
00:25:10,600 --> 00:25:14,320
Speaker 11: I think the Internet has gave people a false persona

479
00:25:14,440 --> 00:25:16,360
Speaker 11: that they put out there, like they just don't give

480
00:25:16,400 --> 00:25:19,440
Speaker 11: a ship and that's not realistic. All these people out

481
00:25:19,440 --> 00:25:22,360
Speaker 11: there talking to tweeting, if that was your relative dead,

482
00:25:22,440 --> 00:25:23,520
Speaker 11: you want this nigga.

483
00:25:23,240 --> 00:25:26,359
Speaker 10: To go to jail two if not worse, If not worse.

484
00:25:26,520 --> 00:25:31,600
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, it's really ridiculous, man. And the thing is,

485
00:25:31,680 --> 00:25:34,000
Speaker 1: I don't really get offended easily, So you know, you

486
00:25:34,119 --> 00:25:36,720
Speaker 1: calling me a baggage, I don't know what that means

487
00:25:37,040 --> 00:25:41,320
Speaker 1: because I've never sucked yet. I guess it's coming soon. Apparently,

488
00:25:43,320 --> 00:25:47,080
Speaker 1: bubble it up pretty soon, be like a Republican congressman.

489
00:25:48,680 --> 00:25:48,880
Speaker 5: Yeah.

490
00:25:49,160 --> 00:25:51,760
Speaker 1: Help, y'all want to bust in the bathroom? It cause

491
00:25:51,800 --> 00:25:54,120
Speaker 1: you dig in your mouth. Yeah, well, apparently.

492
00:25:56,200 --> 00:25:57,520
Speaker 5: We might need to have a top son.

493
00:25:57,800 --> 00:26:01,080
Speaker 1: Oh you're like Angela Basset's husban and now whatever that

494
00:26:01,200 --> 00:26:08,240
Speaker 1: lady was on the cards. The best episode of.

495
00:26:12,200 --> 00:26:14,359
Speaker 11: Your pencil down, It's gonna be the memoirs in the

496
00:26:14,400 --> 00:26:15,320
Speaker 11: Black Guy Who Tips.

497
00:26:15,440 --> 00:26:17,360
Speaker 1: Yeah, and the thing else one.

498
00:26:17,760 --> 00:26:17,879
Speaker 5: Uh.

499
00:26:18,600 --> 00:26:20,959
Speaker 1: I'm not even sure why that was be insulting, because

500
00:26:21,080 --> 00:26:22,800
Speaker 1: even if I was gay, I would want this nigga

501
00:26:22,840 --> 00:26:26,400
Speaker 1: locked up. I've seen pictures of this dude. He has

502
00:26:26,440 --> 00:26:31,159
Speaker 1: a perm. It's two thousand and ten. I'm gay. The

503
00:26:31,280 --> 00:26:35,360
Speaker 1: nigga you worship has a perm and his catch his catchphrases,

504
00:26:35,800 --> 00:26:40,360
Speaker 1: shit is wavy, wavy, like like his hair, like I'm

505
00:26:40,400 --> 00:26:43,119
Speaker 1: so wavy. Somebody was like, oh, you're not waving'. I

506
00:26:43,240 --> 00:26:44,840
Speaker 1: was like, you know what, I was listening to the

507
00:26:44,920 --> 00:26:47,960
Speaker 1: dude's music. On the scale of one to ten, I

508
00:26:48,000 --> 00:26:52,760
Speaker 1: would say, it's only like a four in waightiness, you know. Oh,

509
00:26:52,920 --> 00:26:55,000
Speaker 1: so he's right above net bit Yeah.

510
00:26:55,119 --> 00:26:57,960
Speaker 10: And then these foods didn't they did not even know

511
00:26:58,760 --> 00:26:59,920
Speaker 10: that he didn't invent wave.

512
00:27:00,840 --> 00:27:05,240
Speaker 1: All the teenagers they were saying, wavy way before him.

513
00:27:05,440 --> 00:27:07,760
Speaker 5: Yeah, okay, so surfing ninjas Okay.

514
00:27:07,760 --> 00:27:10,240
Speaker 1: They were saying, wait and so we wave it.

515
00:27:10,359 --> 00:27:14,320
Speaker 5: So we below we a few, not just above napping,

516
00:27:14,840 --> 00:27:16,600
Speaker 5: you know, not quite Jammy cur yet.

517
00:27:17,800 --> 00:27:19,400
Speaker 4: There's no there's no Indian in your face.

518
00:27:19,480 --> 00:27:20,600
Speaker 5: Yeah, I mean I mean since we do.

519
00:27:20,680 --> 00:27:22,600
Speaker 11: I mean, because you get two wavy, it's it's gonna

520
00:27:22,640 --> 00:27:24,560
Speaker 11: turn it into jammy curl waves.

521
00:27:24,960 --> 00:27:28,800
Speaker 1: This nigga sits in a salon chair. He sits in

522
00:27:28,880 --> 00:27:33,760
Speaker 1: a salon chair. Way to get his hair dead? Wavy hair? Yes, Like,

523
00:27:34,200 --> 00:27:37,560
Speaker 1: how the fucking are the faggot? How am I the faggot?

524
00:27:37,640 --> 00:27:40,560
Speaker 1: And I use that word derogatorily. This is what you

525
00:27:40,720 --> 00:27:44,400
Speaker 1: call me? Not I'm not calling anybody this, but come

526
00:27:44,480 --> 00:27:46,879
Speaker 1: to funk On. Don't call me some ship and you

527
00:27:47,320 --> 00:27:50,800
Speaker 1: to the fen A dude with wavy hair and a

528
00:27:50,920 --> 00:27:53,280
Speaker 1: fucking pern Oh? Is this go te wavy too?

529
00:27:53,320 --> 00:27:56,040
Speaker 5: I mean, since we wave all over, how about his chest?

530
00:27:56,520 --> 00:28:00,199
Speaker 1: That would be amazing. I would have having fun him.

531
00:28:00,720 --> 00:28:03,320
Speaker 5: That would be wavy spread activated juice on your chance heads.

532
00:28:03,400 --> 00:28:04,960
Speaker 5: Now that's wavy stuff right there.

533
00:28:05,359 --> 00:28:07,480
Speaker 1: And where do you go in prison to get a perm?

534
00:28:08,440 --> 00:28:09,359
Speaker 1: To get a perm myself?

535
00:28:09,400 --> 00:28:12,400
Speaker 5: And I'm on the house, yes, to ask for licenses.

536
00:28:12,440 --> 00:28:13,960
Speaker 5: They were like, hey, do you got a license for that?

537
00:28:14,400 --> 00:28:17,440
Speaker 1: I think they need to call him a cat Williams,

538
00:28:17,520 --> 00:28:21,840
Speaker 1: Snoop Dogg or belly because they got perms. Yes, we

539
00:28:21,920 --> 00:28:24,520
Speaker 1: don't want a perent thing. Then maybe you should take

540
00:28:24,560 --> 00:28:28,400
Speaker 1: Tupac jay Z and Big off the list. Niggas got relaxes.

541
00:28:30,960 --> 00:28:31,560
Speaker 5: The prince.

542
00:28:31,920 --> 00:28:34,600
Speaker 1: Well, this motherfucker has a perm. I'm sorry, I'm not

543
00:28:35,040 --> 00:28:40,200
Speaker 1: I'm sorry anyway. So apparently the reason I want to

544
00:28:40,240 --> 00:28:44,360
Speaker 1: have Patrice here is because something momentous happened. Okay, okay,

545
00:28:45,560 --> 00:28:48,920
Speaker 1: and we were talking about it. You know, I'm on

546
00:28:49,080 --> 00:28:51,520
Speaker 1: g chat now, you know, so sometimes I'm at work

547
00:28:51,600 --> 00:28:54,800
Speaker 1: and I ain't doing shit, and you know, I'll see

548
00:28:54,840 --> 00:28:57,080
Speaker 1: people pop on there, and you know, and I try

549
00:28:57,160 --> 00:28:59,440
Speaker 1: not to bother anybody because you know, I could talk

550
00:28:59,480 --> 00:29:02,320
Speaker 1: to everybody, but you know, I do have work to do.

551
00:29:03,160 --> 00:29:06,960
Speaker 1: And but I was already upset because I heard the

552
00:29:07,080 --> 00:29:11,440
Speaker 1: shocking news. What shocking news. Steve Harvey has another fucking.

553
00:29:11,200 --> 00:29:13,680
Speaker 5: Book you see that, sir, just release?

554
00:29:14,120 --> 00:29:16,720
Speaker 1: What the fucking what are they doing with these books

555
00:29:16,760 --> 00:29:20,400
Speaker 1: in this country? Like I look, I'm against the whole

556
00:29:20,520 --> 00:29:22,960
Speaker 1: Nazis burning books and ship, but this is starting to

557
00:29:23,000 --> 00:29:26,560
Speaker 1: put me on the pitch, Like is it shaken when

558
00:29:26,600 --> 00:29:28,800
Speaker 1: the Christians get the book burning? I'm always like, man,

559
00:29:28,800 --> 00:29:31,280
Speaker 1: you shouldn't do that, But damn, maybe they had a

560
00:29:31,360 --> 00:29:35,440
Speaker 1: fucking point. Maybe they have a point three or four

561
00:29:35,480 --> 00:29:37,600
Speaker 1: that I have on a shelf that I'll bring with something.

562
00:29:40,080 --> 00:29:42,680
Speaker 1: Like I was so angry about this news. Like I

563
00:29:42,800 --> 00:29:45,280
Speaker 1: wanted to take but I wanted to buy the book.

564
00:29:46,040 --> 00:29:48,840
Speaker 1: Take the book, his on the book. Put the book

565
00:29:48,880 --> 00:29:50,760
Speaker 1: back in the bag with the receipt and return it

566
00:29:51,320 --> 00:29:53,640
Speaker 1: and say keep the cash. I don't I don't want

567
00:29:53,720 --> 00:29:56,680
Speaker 1: this fucking book. I just want the ability to talk

568
00:29:56,720 --> 00:29:57,560
Speaker 1: shit about this man.

569
00:29:57,920 --> 00:29:59,680
Speaker 5: Well, we already have one you want to get to

570
00:30:00,040 --> 00:30:00,920
Speaker 5: in a collected edition.

571
00:30:01,560 --> 00:30:03,560
Speaker 1: I'm not giving him no more. Can we go to

572
00:30:03,640 --> 00:30:05,959
Speaker 1: the library and earn a book at the library?

573
00:30:06,040 --> 00:30:07,080
Speaker 5: They do have him at the library.

574
00:30:07,120 --> 00:30:07,880
Speaker 1: That's gonna be the same.

575
00:30:08,960 --> 00:30:11,320
Speaker 5: Yes, yes, they do have You can read them from

576
00:30:11,320 --> 00:30:13,440
Speaker 5: the library for free. For those women out there, don't

577
00:30:13,440 --> 00:30:14,840
Speaker 5: wear your twenty four ninety nine.

578
00:30:14,880 --> 00:30:17,920
Speaker 1: You can't meet it for free. I almost want the

579
00:30:18,080 --> 00:30:22,120
Speaker 1: audio book just to hear that. I mean, obviously it's

580
00:30:22,160 --> 00:30:27,120
Speaker 1: gonna be written enslave English like this nigga can barely talk, man,

581
00:30:27,600 --> 00:30:30,800
Speaker 1: he can barely talk. All right, all right, man, So

582
00:30:30,880 --> 00:30:33,960
Speaker 1: here's the article, and it's a review of the book.

583
00:30:34,240 --> 00:30:36,400
Speaker 1: So I wanted to get something with Hey, this person

584
00:30:36,480 --> 00:30:38,800
Speaker 1: has read it, so they know what they're talking about.

585
00:30:38,800 --> 00:30:42,160
Speaker 1: It's written my summer more of your associated Press. Okay,

586
00:30:42,800 --> 00:30:47,080
Speaker 1: she says. Steve Harvey's follow up more of the same.

587
00:30:47,920 --> 00:30:50,440
Speaker 1: You don't think you know what I'm saying. He's not.

588
00:30:50,560 --> 00:30:52,520
Speaker 1: He was gonna have like some memoirs this time. Well,

589
00:30:53,000 --> 00:30:56,840
Speaker 1: maybe maybe talk about education system or something uplifting. No,

590
00:30:56,960 --> 00:30:59,080
Speaker 1: of course it's gonna talk about black women dealing with

591
00:30:59,200 --> 00:31:01,320
Speaker 1: men that ain't ship and why you need to lower

592
00:31:01,400 --> 00:31:04,000
Speaker 1: your standards and change the way you are to deal

593
00:31:04,040 --> 00:31:07,640
Speaker 1: with eight ship niggas. What the fuck? Just leave them

594
00:31:07,720 --> 00:31:12,400
Speaker 1: niggas and own Yeah, why do I have to? He's

595
00:31:12,440 --> 00:31:14,080
Speaker 1: had your tricker nigga and the like it because you

596
00:31:14,200 --> 00:31:18,000
Speaker 1: black nobody. It's already a give up hope. What's hope?

597
00:31:18,800 --> 00:31:24,360
Speaker 1: Apparently I'm already in a disciplit so straight talk, no chaser.

598
00:31:24,920 --> 00:31:29,840
Speaker 1: How to find, keep and understand the man and his book.

599
00:31:29,880 --> 00:31:32,520
Speaker 1: I could not make this ship up. I'm a start publishing.

600
00:31:32,880 --> 00:31:35,200
Speaker 1: It's just fucking it's just.

601
00:31:36,720 --> 00:31:39,560
Speaker 2: Like that give us free, like give us free man

602
00:31:39,720 --> 00:31:40,320
Speaker 2: with change.

603
00:31:40,640 --> 00:31:44,880
Speaker 1: Yes, it's named after fucking slave ship. Oh my god,

604
00:31:45,280 --> 00:31:48,760
Speaker 1: my head is gonna all right.

605
00:31:48,960 --> 00:31:52,719
Speaker 10: So Steve Harvey has a lot of good information.

606
00:31:53,400 --> 00:32:00,920
Speaker 1: I'm sorry, what smia to finish this ship?

607
00:32:01,160 --> 00:32:03,520
Speaker 5: And I gave him a big glass today to be

608
00:32:03,600 --> 00:32:03,880
Speaker 5: sure he.

609
00:32:04,120 --> 00:32:09,920
Speaker 1: Could take the pain. This. Wow, I needed this straight alcohol,

610
00:32:10,040 --> 00:32:13,960
Speaker 1: no chasing, or fucking this dude all right. So it

611
00:32:14,080 --> 00:32:17,360
Speaker 1: has a lot of good information for women who want

612
00:32:17,440 --> 00:32:20,880
Speaker 1: to find a husband and keep them because you know,

613
00:32:21,360 --> 00:32:23,320
Speaker 1: oh no, because you know what he's thoting to be doing.

614
00:32:25,160 --> 00:32:27,479
Speaker 1: A hoigh. Ladies, don't live it yourself. Keep him if

615
00:32:27,520 --> 00:32:31,000
Speaker 1: you came wow, and he will tell you over and

616
00:32:31,200 --> 00:32:34,320
Speaker 1: over again. I think I'm starting to like the tone

617
00:32:34,360 --> 00:32:37,480
Speaker 1: of this article. Straight talk, no chaser, how to find

618
00:32:37,560 --> 00:32:41,120
Speaker 1: keep and understanding man. It's the actor comedians. Well, after

619
00:32:41,400 --> 00:32:43,840
Speaker 1: stretching it a bit, this nigga plays the same dude

620
00:32:44,160 --> 00:32:44,840
Speaker 1: in every role.

621
00:32:45,040 --> 00:32:50,680
Speaker 12: Steve Harvey, Yes, yeah, he's like, yeah, well that's you know,

622
00:32:50,800 --> 00:32:53,040
Speaker 12: he's not an actor because I've never seen him play

623
00:32:53,200 --> 00:32:55,080
Speaker 12: a dude without a fucking zoop suit on.

624
00:32:57,520 --> 00:33:02,920
Speaker 1: Yeah white Jesus, Well, Malcolm X was a Detroit red

625
00:33:03,200 --> 00:33:04,880
Speaker 1: like this is the kind of suit he was wearing

626
00:33:07,520 --> 00:33:12,880
Speaker 1: off and body shit all right, So act like it

627
00:33:12,920 --> 00:33:15,400
Speaker 1: is this follow up to his two thousand and nine bestseller.

628
00:33:15,760 --> 00:33:18,840
Speaker 1: You know, if you can really release books within a year,

629
00:33:20,680 --> 00:33:23,680
Speaker 1: maybe the book's not that good. It's about the same thing,

630
00:33:25,600 --> 00:33:29,840
Speaker 1: you know, I guarantee he didn't have another lifetime of

631
00:33:29,960 --> 00:33:33,400
Speaker 1: experience happened within a year. Well, no, he helped you

632
00:33:33,480 --> 00:33:35,360
Speaker 1: catch the man in the last book, but now he'll

633
00:33:35,360 --> 00:33:37,880
Speaker 1: teach you how to take the man to the because

634
00:33:38,480 --> 00:33:40,600
Speaker 1: I'm looking at the synopsis of the book, and it's

635
00:33:40,720 --> 00:33:42,240
Speaker 1: how to get the truth out of your man.

636
00:33:42,400 --> 00:33:45,800
Speaker 4: He Hervey lays a three tier CIA.

637
00:33:45,480 --> 00:33:48,520
Speaker 1: Style of questioning that will leave your man no choice

638
00:33:48,520 --> 00:33:50,160
Speaker 1: but to cut to the chase and to live in

639
00:33:50,240 --> 00:33:52,440
Speaker 1: the truth. Why do I want to go through that?

640
00:33:52,720 --> 00:33:56,280
Speaker 5: Yes, woles. Oh so I'm the investigator now.

641
00:33:56,280 --> 00:33:59,640
Speaker 13: Huh right, yeah, wow, I got to interrogate you, right,

642
00:34:00,000 --> 00:34:04,480
Speaker 13: Have we ever in our lifetime had a conversation and

643
00:34:04,600 --> 00:34:07,240
Speaker 13: I would on a scale of one to ten, you know,

644
00:34:07,400 --> 00:34:10,759
Speaker 13: ten being the most wavy, of course, I would say

645
00:34:10,800 --> 00:34:11,239
Speaker 13: that I am.

646
00:34:11,200 --> 00:34:14,200
Speaker 1: A ten, happy with my marriage a ten. I have

647
00:34:14,440 --> 00:34:18,040
Speaker 1: never done CIA style questioning or being questioned like the

648
00:34:18,160 --> 00:34:25,240
Speaker 1: fucking CIA for anything. That's ridiculous. I don't even understand

649
00:34:25,239 --> 00:34:26,880
Speaker 1: what somebody would have to do for you to need

650
00:34:26,920 --> 00:34:28,680
Speaker 1: to read that book and do that style of question.

651
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Speaker 1: I mean, do we have to waterboard?

652
00:34:31,600 --> 00:34:35,480
Speaker 5: I mean, I mean, I mean you gotta take a tasing.

653
00:34:35,640 --> 00:34:37,520
Speaker 5: I mean, since you in a CIA.

654
00:34:37,480 --> 00:34:39,960
Speaker 1: Version of this, yes, you gotta go Jack Bower on

655
00:34:40,040 --> 00:34:42,719
Speaker 1: your fucking husband that you're supposed to love to get

656
00:34:42,760 --> 00:34:43,400
Speaker 1: the truth.

657
00:34:43,360 --> 00:34:45,600
Speaker 5: A snap, I better give me a twenty two n

658
00:34:45,640 --> 00:34:46,360
Speaker 5: dollars and keep it on.

659
00:34:48,760 --> 00:34:54,760
Speaker 1: Oh Sa that book, buddy, and just get so. According

660
00:34:54,760 --> 00:34:56,799
Speaker 1: to Harvey, women need to be ready to walk away

661
00:34:56,840 --> 00:35:00,080
Speaker 1: from a bad relationship and be willing to demand and

662
00:35:00,239 --> 00:35:06,120
Speaker 1: a ring when they're in a good one. Jesus, I

663
00:35:06,280 --> 00:35:09,239
Speaker 1: need some more, but just drink. I'm sorry, drink. I

664
00:35:09,280 --> 00:35:09,680
Speaker 1: don't wait.

665
00:35:11,320 --> 00:35:14,439
Speaker 5: Okay man, what either he gonna buy you one? He ain't, bitch,

666
00:35:14,520 --> 00:35:15,320
Speaker 5: It's just that simple.

667
00:35:15,360 --> 00:35:15,719
Speaker 1: I'm sorry.

668
00:35:15,800 --> 00:35:16,560
Speaker 5: Don't waste your time.

669
00:35:17,080 --> 00:35:20,759
Speaker 1: First it demanded. If he's demanded, If I'm demanded the ring,

670
00:35:20,800 --> 00:35:23,600
Speaker 1: he could start demanding other things that will left of that. No,

671
00:35:24,000 --> 00:35:27,080
Speaker 1: we need to be either yes and how do how

672
00:35:27,120 --> 00:35:29,560
Speaker 1: do you? How do you demand somebody marry you?

673
00:35:29,800 --> 00:35:30,000
Speaker 11: Like that?

674
00:35:30,320 --> 00:35:32,960
Speaker 1: Of all the things that you probably want someone to

675
00:35:33,239 --> 00:35:37,680
Speaker 1: want to do, marriage is pretty on the list. I

676
00:35:37,840 --> 00:35:40,880
Speaker 1: think it's like parenthood their marriage. I think that's about

677
00:35:40,920 --> 00:35:44,480
Speaker 1: the list. You cannot just fucking hey, man, you need

678
00:35:44,560 --> 00:35:46,640
Speaker 1: to do this ship because I'm tired of it. Like

679
00:35:47,280 --> 00:35:49,879
Speaker 1: this menace to society started walking the room, get down

680
00:35:49,920 --> 00:35:53,520
Speaker 1: and laid down yourself, bitch, was my wedding ring.

681
00:35:55,560 --> 00:35:58,000
Speaker 5: This wedding ring, I know you put it go to

682
00:35:58,040 --> 00:35:58,319
Speaker 5: your head.

683
00:35:58,320 --> 00:36:02,239
Speaker 1: I ain't no yet get to put Yeah, she was

684
00:36:02,360 --> 00:36:04,239
Speaker 1: by the wing. She buys a ring and then be

685
00:36:04,360 --> 00:36:06,960
Speaker 1: like put it on, put it on me, do it? Yes,

686
00:36:07,040 --> 00:36:14,439
Speaker 1: I was mother chocolate decisions. Oh man, Oh, he's gonna

687
00:36:14,480 --> 00:36:18,600
Speaker 1: get some women hard broken as.

688
00:36:19,880 --> 00:36:22,880
Speaker 5: Someone messed with them. Niggas is like a punch So

689
00:36:22,960 --> 00:36:23,719
Speaker 5: so this with them?

690
00:36:23,880 --> 00:36:26,920
Speaker 1: Yeah, oh that's chapter three. Oh my bad, I c

691
00:36:27,040 --> 00:36:27,880
Speaker 1: I a questioning.

692
00:36:28,000 --> 00:36:29,880
Speaker 4: No you get a punch for that, didn't.

693
00:36:29,640 --> 00:36:34,080
Speaker 1: I tell you? Well, that's answered number that's answer number two.

694
00:36:34,360 --> 00:36:36,440
Speaker 10: But then you have nineteen more questions after that, so

695
00:36:36,520 --> 00:36:37,720
Speaker 10: you can break them up to punching.

696
00:36:37,840 --> 00:36:42,239
Speaker 1: Okay, yeah, he's all he's all punched out by the

697
00:36:42,280 --> 00:36:42,799
Speaker 1: time you get.

698
00:36:42,719 --> 00:36:45,839
Speaker 11: To like fifteen, off you got you go there, wow,

699
00:36:46,080 --> 00:36:47,520
Speaker 11: Because by the time you give you the ring, your

700
00:36:47,560 --> 00:36:48,640
Speaker 11: ass ain't gonna be able to see it.

701
00:36:48,640 --> 00:36:51,200
Speaker 1: You gotta half as all this to find out why

702
00:36:51,280 --> 00:36:53,279
Speaker 1: he didn't come home on time. That's true for real,

703
00:36:53,480 --> 00:36:53,919
Speaker 1: too much.

704
00:36:54,680 --> 00:36:56,520
Speaker 10: Let's see, there's not a man who I know who

705
00:36:56,600 --> 00:36:57,839
Speaker 10: sat around dreaming.

706
00:36:57,560 --> 00:37:01,840
Speaker 1: About his wedding day. That's the thing. Like he'll couch

707
00:37:02,120 --> 00:37:07,360
Speaker 1: his fucking idiocy around simple truths and generalizations that we

708
00:37:07,560 --> 00:37:11,040
Speaker 1: all already fucking know, and somebody is giving him twenty

709
00:37:11,320 --> 00:37:16,040
Speaker 1: five dollars a pop to say this shit, are you serious?

710
00:37:16,120 --> 00:37:17,719
Speaker 5: And he's gonna be number one sell it like he

711
00:37:17,880 --> 00:37:18,760
Speaker 5: was with his land spook.

712
00:37:18,840 --> 00:37:21,320
Speaker 1: I was telling for trees. If it wasn't for pride,

713
00:37:22,000 --> 00:37:25,000
Speaker 1: I'm pretty sure if I had no sense of decency,

714
00:37:25,520 --> 00:37:28,800
Speaker 1: I could be rich bright now. Honestly, it seems fucking

715
00:37:30,080 --> 00:37:33,479
Speaker 1: it seems fucking easy. I could. My pride won't let me, baby,

716
00:37:33,560 --> 00:37:36,200
Speaker 1: it won't. I'm sorry, we might not make it with

717
00:37:36,320 --> 00:37:39,200
Speaker 1: this shit. Like there's a good chance that somebody's all right,

718
00:37:39,239 --> 00:37:41,600
Speaker 1: now here yaquit on black face and get out there

719
00:37:41,640 --> 00:37:45,040
Speaker 1: and start dancing. I'm like, fuck almost. I lack the patience,

720
00:37:46,320 --> 00:37:48,360
Speaker 1: I really do. Like you can't just roll up for

721
00:37:48,480 --> 00:37:50,560
Speaker 1: me any direction, any time of day.

722
00:37:50,560 --> 00:37:53,839
Speaker 5: Because you know, oh so you won't wear the clown

723
00:37:53,880 --> 00:37:54,879
Speaker 5: shoes with them at your nose.

724
00:37:54,960 --> 00:37:58,240
Speaker 1: Then I just just don't have it, man, I don't

725
00:37:58,320 --> 00:38:01,800
Speaker 1: have it our. I would rather struggle than to be

726
00:38:01,960 --> 00:38:05,000
Speaker 1: this nigga. Man, I'm not gonna be a three times

727
00:38:05,040 --> 00:38:08,040
Speaker 1: to what see or whatever the fuck schooling all these

728
00:38:08,120 --> 00:38:09,839
Speaker 1: dumb people on fucking relationships.

729
00:38:09,880 --> 00:38:14,719
Speaker 5: Man, So they can't So they can't put the number

730
00:38:14,800 --> 00:38:16,600
Speaker 5: five WE on your pair, red Wig.

731
00:38:17,200 --> 00:38:19,200
Speaker 1: No, I'm not doing all max b for this ship.

732
00:38:19,320 --> 00:38:19,480
Speaker 3: Man.

733
00:38:19,520 --> 00:38:22,000
Speaker 1: It's not the money's not it ain't that much. Apparently.

734
00:38:22,680 --> 00:38:25,280
Speaker 1: Let's see, Harvey spells it all out, plain and simple.

735
00:38:25,680 --> 00:38:28,640
Speaker 1: Don't be afraid to change your lifestyle if it means

736
00:38:28,719 --> 00:38:32,560
Speaker 1: finding someone better. Women want to be married, which means

737
00:38:32,600 --> 00:38:35,880
Speaker 1: they have to take control of the direction of the relationship.

738
00:38:37,120 --> 00:38:38,799
Speaker 4: Now, see, I need I like to be spell one.

739
00:38:38,920 --> 00:38:41,480
Speaker 1: That's not all of them would like to I'd like

740
00:38:41,560 --> 00:38:43,000
Speaker 1: to be left alone in that reason.

741
00:38:45,840 --> 00:38:48,080
Speaker 10: And what is what is take control of the direction

742
00:38:48,200 --> 00:38:48,920
Speaker 10: of relationships?

743
00:38:49,800 --> 00:38:51,960
Speaker 1: What does that mean? Like you need to do? What

744
00:38:52,040 --> 00:38:53,920
Speaker 1: the fuck I need to say? Oh so now I'm

745
00:38:53,960 --> 00:38:56,960
Speaker 1: dating a bitch. I think I want to leave. I

746
00:38:57,040 --> 00:38:59,600
Speaker 1: think I liked you cool before women wasn't the pressure

747
00:39:00,080 --> 00:39:02,840
Speaker 1: to get married and you weren't reading Steve Harvey books. True,

748
00:39:04,040 --> 00:39:06,960
Speaker 1: it sounds familiar to readers. If this sounds familiar to

749
00:39:07,040 --> 00:39:09,680
Speaker 1: readers of Act Like a Lady, that's because straight Talk

750
00:39:09,840 --> 00:39:13,960
Speaker 1: is primarily a rehashing of the previous book. Harvey Harvey

751
00:39:14,000 --> 00:39:17,480
Speaker 1: acknowledges as much, saying women still aren't getting it cause

752
00:39:17,520 --> 00:39:20,000
Speaker 1: you know, women are stupid, particularly the black women that

753
00:39:20,120 --> 00:39:22,960
Speaker 1: buy his shit. They just don't hit it. Why don't

754
00:39:23,000 --> 00:39:25,839
Speaker 1: you all have a man yet? It's been a year now,

755
00:39:25,880 --> 00:39:28,560
Speaker 1: I have to come out with another book. Oh my gosh, Steve,

756
00:39:28,800 --> 00:39:29,960
Speaker 1: Steve is doing this for y'all.

757
00:39:30,239 --> 00:39:32,280
Speaker 5: Yeah, and you keep doing that money out of the ladies.

758
00:39:32,640 --> 00:39:37,840
Speaker 1: Yeah, she says straight talk may be repetitive, but the

759
00:39:38,000 --> 00:39:44,279
Speaker 1: lessons still ring true. Who well, maybe I just don't

760
00:39:44,320 --> 00:39:46,239
Speaker 1: know these people. Maybe that's what it is. I just

761
00:39:46,800 --> 00:39:49,439
Speaker 1: don't hang out in a circle of people that think

762
00:39:49,520 --> 00:39:52,239
Speaker 1: to themselves, what would Steve Harvey think about this?

763
00:39:52,760 --> 00:39:55,080
Speaker 11: And you know what, I also too, I think that

764
00:39:55,760 --> 00:39:59,800
Speaker 11: it's sad and and the fact that just as a

765
00:40:00,080 --> 00:40:05,040
Speaker 11: culture we look down at African America in the period

766
00:40:05,200 --> 00:40:08,399
Speaker 11: and it's almost like he's going, well, I know, y'all

767
00:40:08,440 --> 00:40:10,799
Speaker 11: ain't shit. He's a book telling you you ain't shit,

768
00:40:10,920 --> 00:40:13,160
Speaker 11: telling you your man ain't shit, and telling you that

769
00:40:13,280 --> 00:40:13,880
Speaker 11: no matter what you.

770
00:40:14,000 --> 00:40:15,640
Speaker 5: Do, you still ain't gonna be shit.

771
00:40:15,800 --> 00:40:18,399
Speaker 11: So I'm gonna keep writing books until somebody gets enough

772
00:40:18,480 --> 00:40:21,759
Speaker 11: sins to say I am somebody and step away from

773
00:40:21,760 --> 00:40:24,759
Speaker 11: the motherfuckers who sit around and complain about how every

774
00:40:24,840 --> 00:40:27,319
Speaker 11: man is worthless. Now, the niggas you mess with ain't shit.

775
00:40:27,600 --> 00:40:29,480
Speaker 11: Just change the niggas you deal with in this situation

776
00:40:29,560 --> 00:40:30,080
Speaker 11: would change.

777
00:40:30,719 --> 00:40:35,240
Speaker 1: It's so weird too, because like he's a relationship snake

778
00:40:35,440 --> 00:40:39,120
Speaker 1: or salesman. Like he's not fixing anything. He's just fucking

779
00:40:39,520 --> 00:40:42,600
Speaker 1: complaining or trying to quote unquote use a bunch of

780
00:40:42,680 --> 00:40:46,439
Speaker 1: stereotypes and game or whatever to just get these chicks

781
00:40:46,480 --> 00:40:49,040
Speaker 1: to keep buying books. Like, the only relationship these women

782
00:40:49,120 --> 00:40:52,279
Speaker 1: actually have is their wallet to Steve Harvey's fucking bank

783
00:40:52,320 --> 00:40:55,279
Speaker 1: account while they're reading these books, while the men ain't

784
00:40:55,280 --> 00:40:57,360
Speaker 1: paying no damn attention to them instead of just actually

785
00:40:57,360 --> 00:41:01,319
Speaker 1: having a conversation with somebody. Yeah, what happens to dog whisperer? Shit,

786
00:41:01,760 --> 00:41:03,759
Speaker 1: I'm reading this one part. He's like, how to talk

787
00:41:03,840 --> 00:41:05,320
Speaker 1: to your man in a way that moves him to

788
00:41:05,440 --> 00:41:08,040
Speaker 1: action and keeps the peace. He's not twelve. If I

789
00:41:08,160 --> 00:41:11,319
Speaker 1: ask you something yes or no? Yeah, not and keep

790
00:41:11,400 --> 00:41:11,680
Speaker 1: the piece?

791
00:41:11,719 --> 00:41:13,200
Speaker 5: What's he gonna dog?

792
00:41:14,800 --> 00:41:18,000
Speaker 1: Where's your action? How about you move your own asses

793
00:41:18,040 --> 00:41:20,320
Speaker 1: from action? Hey man, what is up with you not

794
00:41:20,440 --> 00:41:25,560
Speaker 1: coming home on time lately? Oh? Answer? Peete, like, what

795
00:41:25,800 --> 00:41:28,719
Speaker 1: the fuck it's not It's really not that fucking difficult.

796
00:41:28,840 --> 00:41:31,279
Speaker 1: It's not that difficult. I could write this if I

797
00:41:31,360 --> 00:41:32,120
Speaker 1: didn't have pride.

798
00:41:32,440 --> 00:41:34,640
Speaker 5: Now see I so it's going, Hey, nigga, click click,

799
00:41:35,120 --> 00:41:38,240
Speaker 5: did not tell you to bring your asshole click click.

800
00:41:38,600 --> 00:41:40,319
Speaker 5: That's what kind of said they're gonna be having.

801
00:41:41,200 --> 00:41:43,960
Speaker 1: His example is that he said he cut along on Saturday.

802
00:41:44,000 --> 00:41:45,759
Speaker 1: And you may have been within reason to think he

803
00:41:45,880 --> 00:41:49,600
Speaker 1: met Saturday before ten in the evening, but exploding on him,

804
00:41:49,640 --> 00:41:51,879
Speaker 1: it's only going to ruin the mood for everyone, which

805
00:41:51,960 --> 00:41:54,319
Speaker 1: means no romance. How about you start out to send

806
00:41:54,400 --> 00:41:55,680
Speaker 1: this like, hey, you mind.

807
00:41:55,640 --> 00:41:58,080
Speaker 4: Mowing the lawn before ten on Saturday night?

808
00:41:58,160 --> 00:42:00,480
Speaker 1: I fixed it. I saved twenty five hours, ask to

809
00:42:00,560 --> 00:42:03,279
Speaker 1: do it before. Please donate go to harderhellages dot com.

810
00:42:04,080 --> 00:42:05,360
Speaker 10: Patrice just saved.

811
00:42:05,120 --> 00:42:06,440
Speaker 1: You twenty five dollars.

812
00:42:06,520 --> 00:42:08,960
Speaker 5: You can't put in on a drink A drink, y'all.

813
00:42:09,280 --> 00:42:12,040
Speaker 1: Drink y'all, that's all. We're not asking for much.

814
00:42:12,160 --> 00:42:14,919
Speaker 5: Yes, we try to get her covered for the whole weekend, y'all.

815
00:42:16,719 --> 00:42:19,840
Speaker 1: Now, I mean that was my Christmas present to everybody.

816
00:42:19,920 --> 00:42:22,759
Speaker 1: Talk to other adults like an adult. How about that Yeah,

817
00:42:22,800 --> 00:42:26,440
Speaker 1: apparently we didn't make this podcast geared enough to the

818
00:42:26,520 --> 00:42:29,399
Speaker 1: stupid people like we might should have done it down

819
00:42:29,440 --> 00:42:31,200
Speaker 1: a little bit more so we could have got them

820
00:42:31,280 --> 00:42:33,839
Speaker 1: right in and calling in, and then we could have did.

821
00:42:33,760 --> 00:42:36,600
Speaker 10: A book about stupid ass people in relationships.

822
00:42:36,719 --> 00:42:39,800
Speaker 1: Yes, and if you guys want to start an alternate podcast,

823
00:42:39,960 --> 00:42:42,200
Speaker 1: just do a podcast about using all the rules and yeah,

824
00:42:42,239 --> 00:42:44,000
Speaker 1: oh yeah, I think I'm gonna do that straight talk,

825
00:42:44,120 --> 00:42:46,640
Speaker 1: no chase of the podcast, and we'll have you know

826
00:42:46,760 --> 00:42:49,920
Speaker 1: topics like do or do not let him beat you?

827
00:42:50,040 --> 00:42:53,280
Speaker 1: Which one is right? It's a tough question.

828
00:42:53,719 --> 00:42:55,359
Speaker 5: You want to say at the right eye or left

829
00:42:55,760 --> 00:42:56,600
Speaker 5: get you in the head?

830
00:42:59,520 --> 00:43:02,280
Speaker 1: Just don't let me see. There's a lot of debate

831
00:43:02,320 --> 00:43:04,560
Speaker 1: around this question for trees, and people need to know

832
00:43:04,680 --> 00:43:10,160
Speaker 1: the truth that only I, as a twice divorced married man,

833
00:43:11,120 --> 00:43:15,000
Speaker 1: possibly you know all the fucking answers when you see

834
00:43:15,080 --> 00:43:19,560
Speaker 1: me in my powerful zuit suit. Don't I a dude knowledge?

835
00:43:19,600 --> 00:43:21,600
Speaker 1: Don't you see? Don't you want to know the ship

836
00:43:21,680 --> 00:43:24,600
Speaker 1: that I know when you look at for fucking mustache? No,

837
00:43:25,320 --> 00:43:27,080
Speaker 1: no one wants to know this ship, Steve, What the

838
00:43:27,200 --> 00:43:30,400
Speaker 1: fuck is wrong with the world? Obama is never getting

839
00:43:30,400 --> 00:43:34,560
Speaker 1: the second term. This ship is, This ship is not

840
00:43:34,680 --> 00:43:39,480
Speaker 1: gonna hurk next election. We're just gonna spin a wheel.

841
00:43:40,480 --> 00:43:42,239
Speaker 1: There's a whole bunch of different people on it, and

842
00:43:42,320 --> 00:43:45,680
Speaker 1: the Batman will be a president. I don't like that.

843
00:43:45,960 --> 00:43:50,719
Speaker 1: I don't like this reasonable motherfucker he's talking about. He

844
00:43:50,760 --> 00:43:54,400
Speaker 1: said we need to spend less and have less. That's stupid. No,

845
00:43:54,600 --> 00:43:57,360
Speaker 1: I don't believe that. Spend more money, spend to your burn.

846
00:43:59,440 --> 00:44:01,400
Speaker 1: He's talking about gay people, and I still don't have

847
00:44:01,480 --> 00:44:06,040
Speaker 1: a job. I'm got Steve Harvey book. Steve got all

848
00:44:06,080 --> 00:44:08,879
Speaker 1: the answers. You dumb motherfucker. Y'all just people that read

849
00:44:08,960 --> 00:44:10,680
Speaker 1: this ship deserve to not be happy.

850
00:44:11,239 --> 00:44:12,440
Speaker 2: You know you deserve it.

851
00:44:13,120 --> 00:44:15,520
Speaker 1: You. I hope you don't. You're seeking it out.

852
00:44:15,640 --> 00:44:16,920
Speaker 4: It's seeking out not being here.

853
00:44:17,040 --> 00:44:20,480
Speaker 1: Yes, I hope you don't reproduce. Okay, I hope that's

854
00:44:20,520 --> 00:44:22,520
Speaker 1: what I hope happens. I hope you bought this book.

855
00:44:22,760 --> 00:44:25,799
Speaker 1: You take his badass advice. You can't find a man

856
00:44:25,880 --> 00:44:28,359
Speaker 1: and you can't even trick him man, because hopefully as

857
00:44:28,400 --> 00:44:30,400
Speaker 1: soon as he sees his ship on the book, he's like,

858
00:44:30,520 --> 00:44:31,920
Speaker 1: what the fuck, I'm out of here? What is this?

859
00:44:32,920 --> 00:44:36,200
Speaker 1: So hopefully y'all just don't reproduce. That's true when you

860
00:44:36,320 --> 00:44:38,840
Speaker 1: keep this book in the house while you're whispering to

861
00:44:38,920 --> 00:44:40,640
Speaker 1: people about how to get them to bull the law.

862
00:44:40,760 --> 00:44:42,239
Speaker 1: If I was a grown man that I came in

863
00:44:42,320 --> 00:44:44,319
Speaker 1: the house and this is on the show, we need

864
00:44:44,360 --> 00:44:46,319
Speaker 1: to have a conversation about you in your mind trick.

865
00:44:46,440 --> 00:44:50,040
Speaker 10: Yeah, Karen bought this the first one thinking it would

866
00:44:50,080 --> 00:44:50,640
Speaker 10: be funny.

867
00:44:51,560 --> 00:44:54,319
Speaker 1: I have not seen him. They reading and cracking up.

868
00:44:54,440 --> 00:44:59,040
Speaker 5: Yet it wasn't funny at all. No finished it. It's

869
00:44:59,080 --> 00:45:00,880
Speaker 5: doing a shuffle since two thousand and.

870
00:45:00,960 --> 00:45:04,560
Speaker 1: Nine to the fucking comedy nigga. Nobody is. Nobody is

871
00:45:04,640 --> 00:45:06,879
Speaker 1: going to Steve Harvey concert. It's like, yo, he gonna

872
00:45:06,880 --> 00:45:08,560
Speaker 1: also do some relationship material.

873
00:45:10,320 --> 00:45:12,480
Speaker 5: But this, if you're in for a comedy laughter, this

874
00:45:12,600 --> 00:45:13,200
Speaker 5: ain't the book.

875
00:45:13,280 --> 00:45:16,400
Speaker 1: This sainct Yeah, it's you. It's your man to go

876
00:45:16,440 --> 00:45:18,920
Speaker 1: to the Steve Harvey concert because not only will you

877
00:45:19,040 --> 00:45:21,319
Speaker 1: get last, but you will get married by the end.

878
00:45:22,239 --> 00:45:25,839
Speaker 1: Like you know this nigga's not He's just an idiot man. Yes,

879
00:45:26,280 --> 00:45:30,160
Speaker 1: oh god, I've never listened to his radio show or

880
00:45:30,239 --> 00:45:33,040
Speaker 1: other other than like clips or something. You know, people

881
00:45:33,080 --> 00:45:36,080
Speaker 1: play clips on that ship and even if the clips

882
00:45:36,680 --> 00:45:38,719
Speaker 1: make me want to turn from what the fuck I'm

883
00:45:38,800 --> 00:45:41,920
Speaker 1: listening to? Then? And I'm listening to shit? I like,

884
00:45:42,640 --> 00:45:45,960
Speaker 1: you know, I'm listening to like the Insanity Check podcast

885
00:45:46,120 --> 00:45:49,440
Speaker 1: right with Chris. I like that dude. He now he

886
00:45:49,680 --> 00:45:52,400
Speaker 1: is fucking insane. That's my dude probably hearing this right now.

887
00:45:53,320 --> 00:45:56,760
Speaker 1: It is aptly named Okay, Yes, that is the craziest

888
00:45:56,880 --> 00:45:59,680
Speaker 1: politics show that I've ever heard. I don't even know

889
00:45:59,719 --> 00:46:03,080
Speaker 1: if it's politics anymore. But he was talking about Steve

890
00:46:03,160 --> 00:46:05,320
Speaker 1: Harvey and how much he hates him, and you know,

891
00:46:05,719 --> 00:46:07,200
Speaker 1: he's so of course I can listen to that.

892
00:46:07,760 --> 00:46:09,640
Speaker 10: But then he played like a two minute clip of

893
00:46:09,719 --> 00:46:10,600
Speaker 10: this nigga in an interview, and.

894
00:46:10,600 --> 00:46:12,840
Speaker 1: I'm like, oh, how do I not? How do I

895
00:46:12,960 --> 00:46:15,440
Speaker 1: fast row up past this? I want to miss your

896
00:46:15,440 --> 00:46:17,800
Speaker 1: whole show, Chris, But god damn, I hate this nigga.

897
00:46:18,160 --> 00:46:20,360
Speaker 1: I hate him. I hate him, and I said I

898
00:46:20,440 --> 00:46:23,480
Speaker 1: hate him on Twitter and some dude goes, hey, man,

899
00:46:23,520 --> 00:46:25,600
Speaker 1: you shouldn't say hate because hate is a strong emotion.

900
00:46:26,120 --> 00:46:27,240
Speaker 10: What what if it's accurate?

901
00:46:27,360 --> 00:46:33,560
Speaker 1: Though? What if I hate? I hate? Like, if I

902
00:46:33,680 --> 00:46:35,719
Speaker 1: see him, I'm going to want to fucking punch him

903
00:46:35,719 --> 00:46:38,600
Speaker 1: in the face. This now this that, so, is there

904
00:46:38,680 --> 00:46:43,920
Speaker 1: another thing they will describe that strongly dislike I strongly disagree?

905
00:46:44,000 --> 00:46:46,080
Speaker 1: Number was that number five when they had a noble

906
00:46:46,120 --> 00:46:49,440
Speaker 1: one through one through five hour of one? I strongly

907
00:46:49,480 --> 00:46:51,640
Speaker 1: disagree with everything this nigga stands for.

908
00:46:52,120 --> 00:46:54,839
Speaker 5: If they had a zero, I circle at yes, Oh.

909
00:46:54,840 --> 00:46:57,360
Speaker 1: My god, so yes, I hate him. And so the

910
00:46:57,440 --> 00:46:59,920
Speaker 1: dude was being all passive aggressive and he was like, well,

911
00:47:00,480 --> 00:47:03,080
Speaker 1: you know, you shouldn't say hate or whatever, and I said,

912
00:47:03,880 --> 00:47:06,040
Speaker 1: I hate him and he said, well, when you talk

913
00:47:06,080 --> 00:47:09,520
Speaker 1: about him, you're just wasting time promoting him. First of all,

914
00:47:09,600 --> 00:47:11,719
Speaker 1: does this sounded like promotioning you? Just sounds like some

915
00:47:11,800 --> 00:47:14,279
Speaker 1: shit Steve Hardy wants to be associated with me? Calling

916
00:47:14,360 --> 00:47:17,319
Speaker 1: him a coon ass nigga with a fucking zoot suit

917
00:47:17,440 --> 00:47:20,279
Speaker 1: on and talking slave English. That sound like, is he

918
00:47:20,360 --> 00:47:22,080
Speaker 1: gonna put down the back of his fucking book. That's

919
00:47:22,160 --> 00:47:25,120
Speaker 1: not promotion. No, that's not promotion. Is saying, hey, go

920
00:47:25,320 --> 00:47:29,120
Speaker 1: check out this fucking dumb ass book. I took that promotion,

921
00:47:29,640 --> 00:47:31,960
Speaker 1: so I'm not I love that on Amazon.

922
00:47:32,160 --> 00:47:33,200
Speaker 4: Just that was taking a book.

923
00:47:33,239 --> 00:47:35,120
Speaker 1: The people that are reading this book are conflicted to

924
00:47:35,160 --> 00:47:37,799
Speaker 1: start with, because they purchased this book. But They also

925
00:47:37,920 --> 00:47:40,000
Speaker 1: purchased why do I have to think like a man?

926
00:47:43,560 --> 00:47:46,719
Speaker 1: They've also purchased copies If Wider Men Love Bitches. Oh,

927
00:47:48,200 --> 00:47:50,920
Speaker 1: to round it out, twenty one pounds and twenty one days,

928
00:47:51,000 --> 00:47:52,319
Speaker 1: the MARTA's been your diet.

929
00:47:53,239 --> 00:47:57,480
Speaker 5: Oh wow, they lose faith talking like a man. I

930
00:47:57,520 --> 00:47:59,160
Speaker 5: want to know why they got to talk like a man?

931
00:47:59,239 --> 00:48:00,319
Speaker 1: That got a lot going on here.

932
00:48:00,400 --> 00:48:01,920
Speaker 5: This is some confused people.

933
00:48:02,480 --> 00:48:05,520
Speaker 1: You know what's bothering me the most? And I don't

934
00:48:05,560 --> 00:48:08,320
Speaker 1: know if Patrice has his gene too. But as she

935
00:48:08,560 --> 00:48:11,560
Speaker 1: was reading that shit, I could only think of the

936
00:48:11,680 --> 00:48:14,560
Speaker 1: money that could be made from selling out. That's all

937
00:48:14,640 --> 00:48:16,880
Speaker 1: I could think of, Like, Oh, why can't I just

938
00:48:17,000 --> 00:48:19,640
Speaker 1: write this bullshit? I wish I could write a sell

939
00:48:19,680 --> 00:48:22,680
Speaker 1: out book, just like I just just write one I

940
00:48:22,760 --> 00:48:25,759
Speaker 1: could be paid for. I could probably write it satirically,

941
00:48:25,840 --> 00:48:28,279
Speaker 1: you know, like trying to be funny. The problem is

942
00:48:28,320 --> 00:48:30,000
Speaker 1: gonna be when I have to go on like Oprah

943
00:48:30,440 --> 00:48:32,759
Speaker 1: and sell my ship because they're gonna know I'm full

944
00:48:32,800 --> 00:48:35,200
Speaker 1: of shit. But I'm like, I have an eye rolling

945
00:48:35,280 --> 00:48:38,480
Speaker 1: problem that I can't He hits you in the eye,

946
00:48:38,560 --> 00:48:41,440
Speaker 1: I understand, But that's why God gave you two eyes.

947
00:48:42,160 --> 00:48:44,279
Speaker 1: That's why you have to turn the other cheek. That's

948
00:48:44,320 --> 00:48:47,200
Speaker 1: what Jesus said, by my book, Please he eats you.

949
00:48:47,280 --> 00:48:49,120
Speaker 4: In that eye so you can see stronger. The other

950
00:48:49,200 --> 00:48:50,680
Speaker 4: one that focused on yourship.

951
00:48:52,239 --> 00:48:54,560
Speaker 1: But God closes an eye, he opens up a ear.

952
00:48:54,760 --> 00:48:57,520
Speaker 1: You know that's the miracle. Can hear better? You can

953
00:48:57,600 --> 00:48:58,239
Speaker 1: hear better than.

954
00:48:58,200 --> 00:49:00,560
Speaker 4: You can listen to what he's saying about your relationships.

955
00:49:02,280 --> 00:49:05,239
Speaker 1: He named six things that were like, you're not in

956
00:49:05,320 --> 00:49:07,640
Speaker 1: a relationship to your man, like show introduce you to

957
00:49:07,760 --> 00:49:10,440
Speaker 1: his parents, or lets you sleep over his house? And

958
00:49:10,760 --> 00:49:12,600
Speaker 1: they said, well, which one is the most important? He said,

959
00:49:12,880 --> 00:49:14,759
Speaker 1: when he takes you to church? Nigga, what if they

960
00:49:14,800 --> 00:49:18,080
Speaker 1: don't go to church exactly? So then way just don't

961
00:49:18,120 --> 00:49:19,840
Speaker 1: take you to the football game, Like what is the

962
00:49:20,160 --> 00:49:22,600
Speaker 1: equivalent for atheists to go to church?

963
00:49:22,840 --> 00:49:22,880
Speaker 7: Like?

964
00:49:23,000 --> 00:49:26,080
Speaker 1: And I guess atheists men don't exist in Steve Harvey's world.

965
00:49:26,480 --> 00:49:28,040
Speaker 1: Or he just you know, thinks that they are all

966
00:49:28,120 --> 00:49:31,359
Speaker 1: gonn chief cheaters and pieces of shit. But I don't know, man,

967
00:49:31,360 --> 00:49:33,279
Speaker 1: it's just he's quickly, he's clearly telling these women what

968
00:49:33,360 --> 00:49:36,560
Speaker 1: they want to hear. Or well definitely no, yeah, he's

969
00:49:36,600 --> 00:49:39,800
Speaker 1: definitely playing to all the fantasies that they have, especially

970
00:49:39,840 --> 00:49:42,520
Speaker 1: the women and children. He's getting those women real hard,

971
00:49:42,760 --> 00:49:46,520
Speaker 1: like on how to integrate these wayward gentlemen in their

972
00:49:46,600 --> 00:49:49,600
Speaker 1: children's lives at the proper times, Like I didn't get

973
00:49:49,640 --> 00:49:50,279
Speaker 1: to meet you if.

974
00:49:50,200 --> 00:49:52,080
Speaker 4: You would take my mother, So he was just damn

975
00:49:52,200 --> 00:49:54,239
Speaker 4: me about marriage, Like no, there was.

976
00:49:54,320 --> 00:49:58,080
Speaker 1: No early on integration. And you know, all these people

977
00:49:58,640 --> 00:50:02,640
Speaker 1: are fucking like one out of thirty seven thousand of

978
00:50:02,719 --> 00:50:05,160
Speaker 1: them are getting this shit to work, and then they're

979
00:50:05,160 --> 00:50:07,200
Speaker 1: coming to Steve like who I try to chat and

980
00:50:07,280 --> 00:50:09,799
Speaker 1: it worked. I told him straight up. I said, look,

981
00:50:09,920 --> 00:50:12,919
Speaker 1: you're gonna give ja Mario's life and Dudi, these pass

982
00:50:12,960 --> 00:50:14,799
Speaker 1: made me look too fat, and he said the right.

983
00:50:15,120 --> 00:50:17,840
Speaker 1: I asked him twenty one time I tased them. I

984
00:50:17,960 --> 00:50:20,239
Speaker 1: water boarded his ass and then I stopped him and

985
00:50:20,320 --> 00:50:22,760
Speaker 1: he told me the truth. I am fat in these pants.

986
00:50:22,840 --> 00:50:25,080
Speaker 11: I know it, Steve, you know what you sound just

987
00:50:25,160 --> 00:50:27,960
Speaker 11: like the people own the George Pluman in promotion Hayesburg

988
00:50:28,160 --> 00:50:28,439
Speaker 11: was good.

989
00:50:28,480 --> 00:50:29,319
Speaker 14: I doesn't try it out.

990
00:50:29,360 --> 00:50:31,640
Speaker 5: I flipped on my burger, I said, I tat.

991
00:50:31,520 --> 00:50:32,319
Speaker 1: Him and it was good.

992
00:50:34,360 --> 00:50:35,279
Speaker 4: Meanwhile, he's just learned.

993
00:50:35,360 --> 00:50:36,880
Speaker 1: He read the book too. He figured out what you

994
00:50:36,920 --> 00:50:38,720
Speaker 1: were reading he learned how to give you the coucil

995
00:50:38,760 --> 00:50:41,320
Speaker 1: point and he thinking his girlfriend has a disposable.

996
00:50:40,840 --> 00:50:41,480
Speaker 4: Cell phone number.

997
00:50:41,520 --> 00:50:44,319
Speaker 1: That's yeah, I want to write a book called how

998
00:50:44,560 --> 00:50:48,040
Speaker 1: to Survive in Steve Harby's World. Well, you just walk

999
00:50:48,080 --> 00:50:49,520
Speaker 1: in and see them. As soon as you see the

1000
00:50:49,560 --> 00:50:51,640
Speaker 1: book on the shelf. You have a game plan to

1001
00:50:51,760 --> 00:50:53,880
Speaker 1: get that pussy and get out of there, because you

1002
00:50:54,800 --> 00:50:56,920
Speaker 1: then you already know that strategy. You know how they're

1003
00:50:56,960 --> 00:50:59,520
Speaker 1: going to attack you, so now I can help you out.

1004
00:50:59,560 --> 00:51:00,920
Speaker 1: It's like, oh, what does he tell you to do?

1005
00:51:01,040 --> 00:51:03,600
Speaker 1: Ask you twenty one questions. Well, look, she's gonna have

1006
00:51:03,719 --> 00:51:05,840
Speaker 1: the taste of that day, so you're gonna want to

1007
00:51:05,840 --> 00:51:08,600
Speaker 1: wear a vest, all right. Make sure you're not around

1008
00:51:08,640 --> 00:51:13,480
Speaker 1: anything grounded. You know they're away from break out, those joys.

1009
00:51:14,040 --> 00:51:16,839
Speaker 1: Don't worry about room break out, the Jordan's stay away

1010
00:51:16,880 --> 00:51:17,279
Speaker 1: from water.

1011
00:51:17,680 --> 00:51:19,719
Speaker 5: Hold on tight to the tree. The tree takes us,

1012
00:51:19,800 --> 00:51:20,760
Speaker 5: take someone the voltage.

1013
00:51:21,120 --> 00:51:25,040
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's ridiculous, man. Anyway you read that ship, you

1014
00:51:25,120 --> 00:51:30,640
Speaker 1: don't deserve happiness. If you listen to this podcast. Listen

1015
00:51:30,640 --> 00:51:34,160
Speaker 1: to this podcast, Andrey Steve Harvey, you are fucking up

1016
00:51:34,480 --> 00:51:38,200
Speaker 1: because we are the opposite. Yes, yeah, we are. Why

1017
00:51:38,520 --> 00:51:41,560
Speaker 1: why do men want bitches and you or whatever we're

1018
00:51:41,840 --> 00:51:43,560
Speaker 1: we're Why do you gotta talk like a man?

1019
00:51:43,760 --> 00:51:43,800
Speaker 15: Like?

1020
00:51:43,880 --> 00:51:45,680
Speaker 1: That's honest? Why do you guys think like a man?

1021
00:51:45,960 --> 00:51:48,799
Speaker 1: Is the name of this podcast. So be a woman,

1022
00:51:48,880 --> 00:51:49,759
Speaker 1: Be happy being a woman.

1023
00:51:49,840 --> 00:51:50,279
Speaker 5: Don't think that.

1024
00:51:50,360 --> 00:51:53,319
Speaker 1: No, man, I don't have a penis. I'm sorry. Yeah,

1025
00:51:53,640 --> 00:51:57,800
Speaker 1: she's Oh that's done. Think I'm not supposed to. So

1026
00:51:58,239 --> 00:52:00,960
Speaker 1: the dude tell me, all right, man, hey, don't hate him.

1027
00:52:01,200 --> 00:52:03,759
Speaker 1: You know you're just promoting him by talking about him.

1028
00:52:04,160 --> 00:52:06,040
Speaker 1: So I don't know if this dude is like sometimes

1029
00:52:06,600 --> 00:52:09,160
Speaker 1: maybe he's a fan of the show and he's a

1030
00:52:09,200 --> 00:52:12,560
Speaker 1: fan of Steve Harvey. Because passively aggressively, what does that

1031
00:52:12,680 --> 00:52:13,760
Speaker 1: sound like to you guys?

1032
00:52:14,040 --> 00:52:16,520
Speaker 10: When he tells me stop talking about this dude because

1033
00:52:16,520 --> 00:52:17,480
Speaker 10: you're promoting.

1034
00:52:17,160 --> 00:52:20,360
Speaker 1: Him, sounds like shut the fuck up to me. I

1035
00:52:20,440 --> 00:52:20,719
Speaker 1: don't know.

1036
00:52:20,920 --> 00:52:24,839
Speaker 10: Maybe I'm crazy. So I replied back, what question?

1037
00:52:25,000 --> 00:52:29,080
Speaker 1: Mark? Shut up? And I think people don't realize this.

1038
00:52:29,320 --> 00:52:32,400
Speaker 1: I'm very fucking polite on Twitter compared to what I

1039
00:52:32,600 --> 00:52:36,720
Speaker 1: want to say. I know you guys think you follow

1040
00:52:36,800 --> 00:52:38,560
Speaker 1: me because you think I'm outrageous. You listen to this

1041
00:52:38,680 --> 00:52:41,080
Speaker 1: show and you think this shit is outrageous. You have

1042
00:52:41,440 --> 00:52:45,560
Speaker 1: no fucking ideas, but I hold back. I'm this is

1043
00:52:46,440 --> 00:52:50,560
Speaker 1: this is how I fall into society. This is me

1044
00:52:51,200 --> 00:52:54,719
Speaker 1: being entertaining and nice, like I try not to be

1045
00:52:54,840 --> 00:52:56,480
Speaker 1: mean to these people. Yo, I want you all to

1046
00:52:56,560 --> 00:52:58,320
Speaker 1: get our fans. I don't want y'all to go anywhere,

1047
00:52:58,719 --> 00:53:01,799
Speaker 1: but you don't tell them to Basically, passively, guy told

1048
00:53:01,800 --> 00:53:05,279
Speaker 1: me to shut up, so I told him, look you,

1049
00:53:05,560 --> 00:53:06,840
Speaker 1: He's like, why are you all tell me shut up?

1050
00:53:06,840 --> 00:53:09,560
Speaker 1: I said, you basically told me shut up in a

1051
00:53:09,760 --> 00:53:12,040
Speaker 1: very passive aggressive way. I told you shut the funk

1052
00:53:12,120 --> 00:53:15,000
Speaker 1: up like a man like. I just told you straight up.

1053
00:53:15,080 --> 00:53:17,080
Speaker 1: You know exactly what I mean. You don't even have

1054
00:53:17,160 --> 00:53:19,920
Speaker 1: to read between the lines. It was very clear. I

1055
00:53:20,000 --> 00:53:22,440
Speaker 1: typed it out all my I say, it was like

1056
00:53:22,480 --> 00:53:26,359
Speaker 1: one hundred and twenty characters. So I'm just about efficiency.

1057
00:53:26,400 --> 00:53:28,960
Speaker 1: I don't have time for the twenty one questions and

1058
00:53:29,080 --> 00:53:31,879
Speaker 1: games like Steve Harty like, my book would be about

1059
00:53:31,920 --> 00:53:35,200
Speaker 1: two to three pages, and the second page will probably

1060
00:53:35,200 --> 00:53:38,120
Speaker 1: be yes, that Nigga is cheating on you lead It's like,

1061
00:53:38,480 --> 00:53:42,040
Speaker 1: did you buy this book? Is page one? That's the

1062
00:53:42,080 --> 00:53:46,560
Speaker 1: name of the book. If you feel it feeling is believing.

1063
00:53:46,840 --> 00:53:49,600
Speaker 1: Page one? Did you buy this book? Page two? Get

1064
00:53:49,640 --> 00:53:53,520
Speaker 1: the fuck out. He's cheating. The shit is fucked up already.

1065
00:53:53,600 --> 00:53:54,400
Speaker 1: You bought the.

1066
00:53:54,440 --> 00:53:56,960
Speaker 4: Fourth page of the book is the postal service?

1067
00:53:57,440 --> 00:54:05,560
Speaker 1: Change the address exactly? Man? So I told you to

1068
00:54:05,600 --> 00:54:07,800
Speaker 1: shut the fuck up, and uh he left or whatever

1069
00:54:08,200 --> 00:54:10,759
Speaker 1: or he said he apologized, which is big in him,

1070
00:54:11,320 --> 00:54:13,000
Speaker 1: although I feel like he did it out of fear

1071
00:54:13,080 --> 00:54:16,359
Speaker 1: or something. Dude, you don't have to be scared. I'm

1072
00:54:16,360 --> 00:54:18,359
Speaker 1: not gonna do anything to you, guys. I'm the nice

1073
00:54:19,040 --> 00:54:21,640
Speaker 1: scared again on Twitter, I don't know what. Yeah, it's

1074
00:54:21,719 --> 00:54:24,600
Speaker 1: just Twitter that people have called me faggot on there.

1075
00:54:24,960 --> 00:54:28,080
Speaker 1: I'm alive. I behave him to. I agree with you

1076
00:54:28,160 --> 00:54:30,480
Speaker 1: on the behavior on Twitter because the most common tweet

1077
00:54:30,520 --> 00:54:31,920
Speaker 1: that I want to tweet that I keep in my

1078
00:54:31,960 --> 00:54:32,399
Speaker 1: head it's.

1079
00:54:32,320 --> 00:54:33,320
Speaker 4: Who the fuck are you talking?

1080
00:54:33,480 --> 00:54:35,279
Speaker 1: Oh my god, oh my god?

1081
00:54:36,360 --> 00:54:38,240
Speaker 2: In that tone in the dragon toe, who.

1082
00:54:38,120 --> 00:54:40,440
Speaker 1: The fuck are you talking to? I needed? Who the

1083
00:54:40,480 --> 00:54:43,680
Speaker 1: fuck are you talking to? Bock like you don't even

1084
00:54:43,719 --> 00:54:45,520
Speaker 1: want to have to read the ship they say, just

1085
00:54:45,840 --> 00:54:49,160
Speaker 1: just sining sin sin sin. Yes, you all deserve it,

1086
00:54:50,120 --> 00:54:53,320
Speaker 1: everyone of y'all talking about basic bitches and all that.

1087
00:54:53,560 --> 00:54:55,919
Speaker 10: You all need somebody to tell you who the fuck

1088
00:54:55,960 --> 00:54:56,600
Speaker 10: are you talking to?

1089
00:54:57,120 --> 00:55:01,040
Speaker 1: Nobody can no not knowing reading this ship going you

1090
00:55:01,160 --> 00:55:03,759
Speaker 1: know what? I think? I was a basic bitch.

1091
00:55:03,920 --> 00:55:08,319
Speaker 5: I was under I need to step my game up.

1092
00:55:08,360 --> 00:55:12,719
Speaker 1: Man, I was following little the Fall and apparently I

1093
00:55:12,800 --> 00:55:16,200
Speaker 1: should not be wearing socks with high heels. Holy shit,

1094
00:55:16,280 --> 00:55:20,520
Speaker 1: I'm a basic bitch. Wow, changing lives one at a time, yes,

1095
00:55:20,600 --> 00:55:28,359
Speaker 1: but I'm chugging forks loud. Got my game up, so anyway? Man?

1096
00:55:28,520 --> 00:55:31,960
Speaker 1: So oh and then the last thing, Man, some fucking

1097
00:55:32,040 --> 00:55:38,200
Speaker 1: dude got into it with me about the women Yukon team. Congratulations,

1098
00:55:38,320 --> 00:55:41,640
Speaker 1: lady Huskies, you have won the most games in college

1099
00:55:41,680 --> 00:55:47,040
Speaker 1: basketball in a row. Crocs, you know, and that's that

1100
00:55:47,239 --> 00:55:50,759
Speaker 1: really should be the end of it. Yes, because apparently

1101
00:55:51,040 --> 00:55:54,600
Speaker 1: some insecure motherfuckers were getting mad at the fact that

1102
00:55:55,200 --> 00:55:59,279
Speaker 1: people were celebrating women achieving something that has never been

1103
00:55:59,320 --> 00:56:03,120
Speaker 1: done before, not in men's for in any sport in basketball,

1104
00:56:03,440 --> 00:56:06,279
Speaker 1: has anyone done this? And I said, can we let

1105
00:56:06,360 --> 00:56:09,560
Speaker 1: these legs shine for not? Yes, sir, can we just

1106
00:56:09,680 --> 00:56:13,360
Speaker 1: say congrats and walk the fuck away? As nah? No,

1107
00:56:13,680 --> 00:56:16,480
Speaker 1: They was like, well, it's not the same as UCLA's

1108
00:56:16,520 --> 00:56:19,520
Speaker 1: winning streak. Which was against men. Why should their record

1109
00:56:19,600 --> 00:56:21,399
Speaker 1: even be on the same page as a man.

1110
00:56:21,480 --> 00:56:24,279
Speaker 5: It's not a greatness is greatness, regardless where it comes from.

1111
00:56:24,520 --> 00:56:27,400
Speaker 1: I don't think I honestly don't think people understand what

1112
00:56:27,560 --> 00:56:31,120
Speaker 1: the word comparison means. I think they think. I think

1113
00:56:31,160 --> 00:56:34,319
Speaker 1: they think saying something is comparable, it's saying that it's

1114
00:56:34,719 --> 00:56:39,360
Speaker 1: exactly equivalent, which is almost which is almost the opposite

1115
00:56:39,360 --> 00:56:42,040
Speaker 1: of comparison, by the way, Like why even compare two

1116
00:56:42,080 --> 00:56:44,759
Speaker 1: things that are exactly equal? But you know, it's just

1117
00:56:44,880 --> 00:56:47,960
Speaker 1: a way to measure things, to say eighty nine is

1118
00:56:48,000 --> 00:56:52,240
Speaker 1: more than eighty eight, that's it. Who knew They're not saying,

1119
00:56:52,719 --> 00:56:55,319
Speaker 1: you know what, these women could have beat every men

1120
00:56:55,480 --> 00:56:58,560
Speaker 1: team man's team that u c LA. No one's fucking

1121
00:56:58,640 --> 00:57:01,080
Speaker 1: saying that. No, But somehow they made this straw man

1122
00:57:01,239 --> 00:57:04,719
Speaker 1: argument where there's these imaginary people, Like Patrice said, who

1123
00:57:04,760 --> 00:57:07,480
Speaker 1: the fuck are you talking to? These imaginary people are

1124
00:57:07,520 --> 00:57:10,719
Speaker 1: out there supposedly saying that it is the same. So

1125
00:57:10,960 --> 00:57:12,440
Speaker 1: every fucking dude.

1126
00:57:12,280 --> 00:57:15,000
Speaker 10: Who's like the email or Twitter I read that.

1127
00:57:15,080 --> 00:57:17,640
Speaker 1: Said, like why they acting like the eventre just getting

1128
00:57:17,640 --> 00:57:19,520
Speaker 1: the same record every one of them? I was like,

1129
00:57:19,560 --> 00:57:21,440
Speaker 1: you're an insecure, weak motherfucker.

1130
00:57:22,920 --> 00:57:24,880
Speaker 4: Yeah, why does that make you uncomfortable even if they

1131
00:57:24,880 --> 00:57:25,919
Speaker 4: were saying it, because it's.

1132
00:57:25,840 --> 00:57:28,640
Speaker 1: Not yes, you know what, you know how a ship

1133
00:57:28,720 --> 00:57:31,240
Speaker 1: I see on a daily basis, I just go, huh,

1134
00:57:31,440 --> 00:57:35,000
Speaker 1: that is fucking stupid and ridiculous anyway, because I could

1135
00:57:35,000 --> 00:57:37,160
Speaker 1: get stuck on that out. Hey, I'm gonna move on

1136
00:57:37,520 --> 00:57:39,560
Speaker 1: with my life so I can do normal shit like

1137
00:57:39,600 --> 00:57:42,800
Speaker 1: pay my bills on time, you know. So Anyway, man,

1138
00:57:42,920 --> 00:57:46,440
Speaker 1: some dude who is ironically a very big fan of

1139
00:57:46,520 --> 00:57:49,320
Speaker 1: my cousin, Anthony Morrow, who plays for the New Jersey Nets.

1140
00:57:49,960 --> 00:57:52,760
Speaker 1: This guy's a Warriors fan, so he's a big fan

1141
00:57:52,840 --> 00:57:55,720
Speaker 1: of Anthony, and he's just telling me how, like, nah,

1142
00:57:55,880 --> 00:57:58,000
Speaker 1: John Wooden did this. John Wooden is a guy who

1143
00:57:58,040 --> 00:58:01,120
Speaker 1: held the record before this. Okay, back in like the

1144
00:58:01,200 --> 00:58:03,560
Speaker 1: sixties when it was like three black people playing and

1145
00:58:03,760 --> 00:58:05,480
Speaker 1: you had to win like four games to win the

1146
00:58:05,560 --> 00:58:11,040
Speaker 1: national championship. Okay, okay, he was great back before planes

1147
00:58:11,080 --> 00:58:14,840
Speaker 1: in the internet. He was the best. Get it all right, anyway,

1148
00:58:15,200 --> 00:58:17,240
Speaker 1: So and he was dirty. He used to pay his

1149
00:58:17,360 --> 00:58:20,640
Speaker 1: players and shiit not that I'm against that. I'm always

1150
00:58:20,720 --> 00:58:24,280
Speaker 1: for the hook up. Everybody needs to do, not get

1151
00:58:24,360 --> 00:58:24,760
Speaker 1: me wrong.

1152
00:58:24,960 --> 00:58:27,800
Speaker 10: People listen to this. You want to pay a dude

1153
00:58:27,880 --> 00:58:28,400
Speaker 10: under the table.

1154
00:58:28,720 --> 00:58:30,920
Speaker 1: You have my blessing, yes, you, because that apparently is

1155
00:58:30,960 --> 00:58:33,360
Speaker 1: the only way they let niggas get money in college. Yeah.

1156
00:58:33,520 --> 00:58:37,760
Speaker 1: But anyway, man, So the dude said all this shit.

1157
00:58:37,840 --> 00:58:40,280
Speaker 1: So I just got tired of arguing with him. I

1158
00:58:40,440 --> 00:58:42,720
Speaker 1: just started making sh up. I was just like, did

1159
00:58:42,800 --> 00:58:46,840
Speaker 1: you know John Wooden raped his players? Did you know

1160
00:58:47,000 --> 00:58:51,320
Speaker 1: that he had Bill Walton has back problems to this game.

1161
00:58:52,120 --> 00:58:57,720
Speaker 1: I said his nickname for Kareem my dude jabbar when

1162
00:58:57,760 --> 00:59:00,400
Speaker 1: he was just luile sittingdoor. That was a rich no man,

1163
00:59:00,640 --> 00:59:03,000
Speaker 1: I'll send to him. But he changed the Kareema built

1164
00:59:03,040 --> 00:59:05,520
Speaker 1: ERBARNI joined the Nation of Islam, and I said it's

1165
00:59:05,560 --> 00:59:09,240
Speaker 1: because John Wood's nickname for him was Nigga fro and

1166
00:59:09,680 --> 00:59:13,080
Speaker 1: I did not appreciate that. So he said, I'm gonna

1167
00:59:13,240 --> 00:59:16,040
Speaker 1: jord the Nation of Islam. And this dude continued to

1168
00:59:16,320 --> 00:59:23,680
Speaker 1: argue with me. Making this ship up. Wow, Google work.

1169
00:59:24,280 --> 00:59:26,320
Speaker 1: I had a tweet before that. I said I am

1170
00:59:26,400 --> 00:59:29,000
Speaker 1: about to make ship up and he argued with me,

1171
00:59:30,400 --> 00:59:33,840
Speaker 1: what the what is wrong with people? I guarantee you

1172
00:59:33,920 --> 00:59:38,480
Speaker 1: bought Steve Harry's book too, Ay probably was listening to

1173
00:59:38,520 --> 00:59:42,000
Speaker 1: his Max Bigger Velly at the time. Let me paul

1174
00:59:42,120 --> 00:59:44,040
Speaker 1: my Max be so I can tell this nigga how

1175
00:59:44,160 --> 00:59:45,040
Speaker 1: unwavy he is.

1176
00:59:45,400 --> 00:59:46,840
Speaker 5: Yes, he was trying to pick.

1177
00:59:46,760 --> 00:59:49,080
Speaker 4: Up of a new Little the Ball hashtag text things

1178
00:59:49,120 --> 00:59:50,040
Speaker 4: your girlfriend.

1179
00:59:51,560 --> 00:59:54,760
Speaker 1: Yeah, things to make a black woman even STUPIDERR did

1180
00:59:54,840 --> 00:59:57,920
Speaker 1: we said she was yesterday? I cannot believe these people are.

1181
00:59:58,560 --> 01:00:01,640
Speaker 1: He sprints his Jenner c somebody can chair me to him.

1182
01:00:01,640 --> 01:00:03,600
Speaker 1: One day they said these are the two funniest niggas

1183
01:00:03,600 --> 01:00:06,440
Speaker 1: on Twitter. No, don't do I'm good. I'm good. I

1184
01:00:07,120 --> 01:00:09,440
Speaker 1: will set up for being less funny than little Toball

1185
01:00:09,880 --> 01:00:10,920
Speaker 1: if that's what I gotta do.

1186
01:00:11,160 --> 01:00:13,240
Speaker 5: Yes, we will take number two on that list.

1187
01:00:13,760 --> 01:00:17,760
Speaker 1: Apparently people don't recognize how many Twitter topics and trends

1188
01:00:17,800 --> 01:00:19,760
Speaker 1: I stay the funk out of because I'm not gonna

1189
01:00:19,760 --> 01:00:22,560
Speaker 1: be sitting around calling black women stupid all day or

1190
01:00:22,680 --> 01:00:25,440
Speaker 1: saying niggas is dumb every day. That is fucking tired.

1191
01:00:25,680 --> 01:00:28,880
Speaker 10: I'm not coming up with new nigga jokes for the Clans.

1192
01:00:28,600 --> 01:00:31,560
Speaker 1: Rally next week. You don't guarantee they going to the

1193
01:00:31,600 --> 01:00:32,840
Speaker 1: hashtag too, like, oh.

1194
01:00:32,800 --> 01:00:34,600
Speaker 5: Look at these, you know they're going I don't do

1195
01:00:34,680 --> 01:00:38,040
Speaker 5: the line like some of these Hey.

1196
01:00:37,960 --> 01:00:40,640
Speaker 1: Jim, Billy, Bob, check this out. They're doing it for us.

1197
01:00:40,800 --> 01:00:44,480
Speaker 1: I know black people don't like niggas either. Did you

1198
01:00:44,600 --> 01:00:47,240
Speaker 1: know four Locals the official drink of niggas? We can

1199
01:00:47,360 --> 01:00:51,080
Speaker 1: use that at the roast. Anyway, He's the one, but

1200
01:00:51,200 --> 01:00:53,280
Speaker 1: lit it really is the one that bothers me the

1201
01:00:53,320 --> 01:00:54,680
Speaker 1: most because people don't understand.

1202
01:00:54,760 --> 01:00:56,400
Speaker 4: They probably goes home and like.

1203
01:00:56,600 --> 01:00:59,160
Speaker 1: Reads it a Shakespeare boys. He is doing this because

1204
01:00:59,320 --> 01:01:01,920
Speaker 1: it brought him some sort of money. He does not

1205
01:01:02,200 --> 01:01:05,680
Speaker 1: needed me, right, Like that's the other thing, Like, all right,

1206
01:01:06,080 --> 01:01:09,280
Speaker 1: I will give Steve Harvey credit for something. Oh sorry,

1207
01:01:09,320 --> 01:01:16,000
Speaker 1: I almost parted. Oh sorry, god, I don't give him

1208
01:01:16,040 --> 01:01:18,320
Speaker 1: credit for the fact that I do give him, like

1209
01:01:18,360 --> 01:01:21,240
Speaker 1: the George W. Bush credit. Well, I think he's dumb

1210
01:01:21,360 --> 01:01:24,600
Speaker 1: enough to believe that she's saying is helping the world.

1211
01:01:25,560 --> 01:01:28,280
Speaker 1: It's helping to keep his third marriages right, Like he

1212
01:01:28,480 --> 01:01:31,120
Speaker 1: believes this shit. He's like, like I saw somewhere He's like,

1213
01:01:31,200 --> 01:01:34,920
Speaker 1: men can't have women friends. And I was like, apparently

1214
01:01:35,160 --> 01:01:39,439
Speaker 1: Steve Harvey can't have women friends. That throughout his three

1215
01:01:39,480 --> 01:01:42,280
Speaker 1: hours you learned that the second marriage. And he goes

1216
01:01:42,400 --> 01:01:44,680
Speaker 1: I think I'm doing this wrong. I need to stop

1217
01:01:44,720 --> 01:01:48,880
Speaker 1: fucking these women. I keep calling my friend apparently I

1218
01:01:49,120 --> 01:01:51,919
Speaker 1: like the fuck women like causing my friend after which

1219
01:01:52,320 --> 01:01:54,800
Speaker 1: that's what I tell my wife, Like, that's the lie

1220
01:01:54,880 --> 01:01:57,480
Speaker 1: he's been using this, that's just my friend baby like

1221
01:01:57,720 --> 01:02:01,080
Speaker 1: apparently that he can't trust his me, so it betrayed

1222
01:02:01,160 --> 01:02:04,640
Speaker 1: him to me times. It's way ward. The dick is

1223
01:02:04,720 --> 01:02:07,480
Speaker 1: not the most committed instrument on the body. You cannot

1224
01:02:07,680 --> 01:02:11,320
Speaker 1: just trusted. He will stab you in the back. It's

1225
01:02:11,360 --> 01:02:13,800
Speaker 1: like those bitches on Bridle Plassy. He cannot wait to

1226
01:02:13,880 --> 01:02:20,080
Speaker 1: betray you. Oh we will get to that, all right.

1227
01:02:20,160 --> 01:02:22,600
Speaker 1: Let men get off these niggas. Man, I cannot. I

1228
01:02:22,600 --> 01:02:24,080
Speaker 1: don't even remember where I was going with that. Just

1229
01:02:24,160 --> 01:02:28,800
Speaker 1: fuck Seeve Harvey all right, man, So gamers video gamers

1230
01:02:29,480 --> 01:02:31,480
Speaker 1: are starting to follow us on Twitter and listen to

1231
01:02:31,560 --> 01:02:35,040
Speaker 1: the podcast. Cool. I'm a little worried about that. You

1232
01:02:35,160 --> 01:02:38,120
Speaker 1: guys sound like that's a good thing. I don't know

1233
01:02:38,240 --> 01:02:40,800
Speaker 1: what the fuck that is. Uh, Man, we're gonna lose

1234
01:02:40,840 --> 01:02:45,000
Speaker 1: fans today. But gamers are fucking up tight. Man. I

1235
01:02:45,040 --> 01:02:47,640
Speaker 1: don't know if y'all know that they're precise. They're really

1236
01:02:48,040 --> 01:02:50,680
Speaker 1: like oddly precise and that comes from working a grid,

1237
01:02:50,880 --> 01:02:54,520
Speaker 1: which is the game. It's like if I like from this,

1238
01:02:54,800 --> 01:02:58,240
Speaker 1: like I used to carreculously talk shit about games, you know, like, oh,

1239
01:02:58,360 --> 01:03:00,920
Speaker 1: this game is stupid, man, real life. You can't just

1240
01:03:01,000 --> 01:03:03,520
Speaker 1: save and start over or something like that, And now

1241
01:03:03,880 --> 01:03:06,480
Speaker 1: we're gonna start getting emails like, well, actually you can't

1242
01:03:06,560 --> 01:03:07,520
Speaker 1: just save and start over.

1243
01:03:07,800 --> 01:03:09,360
Speaker 10: You have to go back to the beginning of the

1244
01:03:09,440 --> 01:03:11,120
Speaker 10: level and then hit the save.

1245
01:03:11,000 --> 01:03:13,240
Speaker 11: Button, like and you know, you have to use the

1246
01:03:13,320 --> 01:03:15,800
Speaker 11: correct memory card in the correct slot. See, because if

1247
01:03:15,800 --> 01:03:17,720
Speaker 11: you use it in slat D there's an error that

1248
01:03:17,840 --> 01:03:18,640
Speaker 11: always pops up.

1249
01:03:19,160 --> 01:03:21,200
Speaker 1: And I don't know how to fix that problem. You

1250
01:03:21,440 --> 01:03:24,200
Speaker 1: just shoot me an email, buddy, and I'll be right there, Like,

1251
01:03:24,320 --> 01:03:27,560
Speaker 1: I'm sorry, guys, man, I'm telling you right now, I'm

1252
01:03:28,000 --> 01:03:30,720
Speaker 1: probably not in the conflicts of video games and anime

1253
01:03:30,920 --> 01:03:31,920
Speaker 1: as much as you are.

1254
01:03:32,160 --> 01:03:33,480
Speaker 5: Yes, and there's nothing wrong with that.

1255
01:03:33,800 --> 01:03:36,920
Speaker 1: Love, No, no, no, just retain your social Yeah, I'm

1256
01:03:37,000 --> 01:03:40,160
Speaker 1: into I'm into this shit now, Okay, we can aim, yes,

1257
01:03:40,400 --> 01:03:42,320
Speaker 1: but when y'all start getting into Like I heard an

1258
01:03:42,400 --> 01:03:46,560
Speaker 1: argument on the podcast Scarcasm that's a podcast Scarcasm Live,

1259
01:03:46,960 --> 01:03:51,960
Speaker 1: and they were talking about changing star Wars. Okay, apparently

1260
01:03:52,200 --> 01:03:55,800
Speaker 1: in the new Star Wars that they unleashed on these nerds,

1261
01:03:55,840 --> 01:03:57,840
Speaker 1: you know how they do, or they fucking trick the

1262
01:03:57,960 --> 01:04:00,320
Speaker 1: nerds and the buying the fucking Star Wars for the

1263
01:04:00,360 --> 01:04:03,680
Speaker 1: twelfth time, and shit we made we added more perpose.

1264
01:04:04,840 --> 01:04:07,640
Speaker 1: This one has spinners on it. Oh, let me get

1265
01:04:07,680 --> 01:04:13,240
Speaker 1: my Haiti dollars. So anyway, they tricked these foods right,

1266
01:04:13,760 --> 01:04:17,320
Speaker 1: and basically on the last one, apparently they changed the

1267
01:04:17,360 --> 01:04:22,120
Speaker 1: footage where instead of Han Solo shooting this dude because

1268
01:04:22,160 --> 01:04:24,160
Speaker 1: he thought the dude was shady and he knew the

1269
01:04:24,240 --> 01:04:27,240
Speaker 1: deal was going wrong, the dude shoots at him first.

1270
01:04:27,480 --> 01:04:30,040
Speaker 1: Did Hot Solo duft to shot, turns around shoots the

1271
01:04:30,080 --> 01:04:33,560
Speaker 1: dude because it's more of a justified shooting in that way. Okay,

1272
01:04:34,400 --> 01:04:38,360
Speaker 1: he was right. So there's nerd like fucking debate around

1273
01:04:38,440 --> 01:04:43,240
Speaker 1: this between the factions, who honestly, I doubt anyone's on

1274
01:04:43,320 --> 01:04:47,280
Speaker 1: the side of the new changes. But there's arguments against

1275
01:04:47,360 --> 01:04:49,800
Speaker 1: George Lucas like why did you change that. We liked

1276
01:04:49,880 --> 01:04:52,240
Speaker 1: him better when he shot the dude first, asked questions later,

1277
01:04:52,560 --> 01:04:55,400
Speaker 1: blah blah blah. Well, I would not have known that

1278
01:04:55,440 --> 01:04:57,040
Speaker 1: if I had listened to this podcast of what I'm

1279
01:04:57,080 --> 01:04:59,720
Speaker 1: trying to say. Wow, So if you're expecting that level

1280
01:04:59,720 --> 01:05:03,480
Speaker 1: of tell you, don't fucking write me or call me

1281
01:05:03,640 --> 01:05:08,600
Speaker 1: about this ship. Guys, I'm telling you now, my barameater

1282
01:05:08,720 --> 01:05:10,680
Speaker 1: for for any kind of video game nerdous to look

1283
01:05:10,680 --> 01:05:12,360
Speaker 1: them right in the eye and this is the total

1284
01:05:12,440 --> 01:05:15,320
Speaker 1: truth and tell them I've never seen Star Wars. Oh

1285
01:05:16,360 --> 01:05:17,920
Speaker 1: and it's the truth. I've never seen any of the

1286
01:05:17,960 --> 01:05:18,360
Speaker 1: Star Wars.

1287
01:05:18,440 --> 01:05:21,880
Speaker 4: Well, I know I saw the last one. Oh about

1288
01:05:21,920 --> 01:05:23,200
Speaker 4: the last one, which is the first one.

1289
01:05:23,520 --> 01:05:25,040
Speaker 1: Oh no, you saw it off. If you saw it off,

1290
01:05:25,120 --> 01:05:27,040
Speaker 1: you got and you got it. And if they look

1291
01:05:27,160 --> 01:05:29,040
Speaker 1: me back in the eye like they have just died

1292
01:05:29,120 --> 01:05:34,080
Speaker 1: a thousand intended to be friends, I would lie to

1293
01:05:34,200 --> 01:05:38,360
Speaker 1: a nerd straight up ill lit base like, oh you

1294
01:05:38,520 --> 01:05:41,760
Speaker 1: didn't see Highlander. I'm like, oh is that bad? Yes,

1295
01:05:41,840 --> 01:05:45,080
Speaker 1: I saw that. Of course, it's fucking awesome whatever, whatever.

1296
01:05:45,320 --> 01:05:46,760
Speaker 10: I agree with the ship that you like.

1297
01:05:47,400 --> 01:05:48,080
Speaker 2: That's third.

1298
01:05:48,320 --> 01:05:52,000
Speaker 1: Yes, watch Star Wars over Star Trek. Yes, Oh I'm

1299
01:05:52,040 --> 01:05:54,120
Speaker 1: sorry I had it back. Yes the other way then

1300
01:05:54,680 --> 01:05:55,520
Speaker 1: that way is now?

1301
01:05:55,640 --> 01:06:00,520
Speaker 11: How yes, Because when you stop messing with videos and

1302
01:06:00,600 --> 01:06:03,080
Speaker 11: geeks and things like that, they would be the people

1303
01:06:03,120 --> 01:06:07,040
Speaker 11: that come and start doing like stuff starts shaking shaking

1304
01:06:07,120 --> 01:06:08,000
Speaker 11: down on your computers.

1305
01:06:08,000 --> 01:06:10,760
Speaker 1: They'll start kneeling them, the people to do that type stuff.

1306
01:06:11,000 --> 01:06:13,600
Speaker 1: You know, I don't want any about drama fellas, That's

1307
01:06:13,600 --> 01:06:15,800
Speaker 1: all I'm saying. Don't look were cool.

1308
01:06:15,840 --> 01:06:17,880
Speaker 11: And I'm even worse than Roder because you know the

1309
01:06:17,920 --> 01:06:19,920
Speaker 11: way I play video games, I just play them and

1310
01:06:20,000 --> 01:06:20,960
Speaker 11: don't know what I'm talking.

1311
01:06:20,760 --> 01:06:21,520
Speaker 1: About half the time.

1312
01:06:21,600 --> 01:06:23,880
Speaker 5: So I'm not gett drugged in the street and shot.

1313
01:06:24,680 --> 01:06:26,840
Speaker 1: Well, I don't know it just it feels like nerds

1314
01:06:26,920 --> 01:06:29,439
Speaker 1: think you always want that extra information that you don't

1315
01:06:29,440 --> 01:06:31,840
Speaker 1: really give a fuck about, where you're like, I don't

1316
01:06:31,880 --> 01:06:33,720
Speaker 1: know why my man keeps dying, and they're just like,

1317
01:06:34,160 --> 01:06:36,520
Speaker 1: you know what, it's designed that way and let me

1318
01:06:36,560 --> 01:06:41,240
Speaker 1: tell you why. Oh slow down, we're good over here.

1319
01:06:41,320 --> 01:06:43,600
Speaker 1: All four brain, all four of other shit.

1320
01:06:43,720 --> 01:06:45,760
Speaker 4: They don't understand the difference between statements and.

1321
01:06:47,840 --> 01:06:49,919
Speaker 1: True. I didn't ask the question.

1322
01:06:50,000 --> 01:06:51,160
Speaker 4: I was like, you know, I shouldn't.

1323
01:06:51,320 --> 01:06:53,000
Speaker 1: That was a period on the end of this stuff.

1324
01:06:53,640 --> 01:06:54,200
Speaker 1: Did you see that?

1325
01:06:54,280 --> 01:06:56,240
Speaker 5: Imagine every dads all right, man?

1326
01:06:56,320 --> 01:06:58,200
Speaker 10: So I missed the Bad Girls Club.

1327
01:06:58,280 --> 01:07:02,120
Speaker 1: With every inch of I'm being I really do. I

1328
01:07:02,320 --> 01:07:06,120
Speaker 1: never thought I would be this fucking devastated by a

1329
01:07:06,200 --> 01:07:08,520
Speaker 1: show season ended, and I know it's coming back in

1330
01:07:08,560 --> 01:07:12,600
Speaker 1: a few weeks. I cannot fucking wait. Nothing is, nothing

1331
01:07:12,640 --> 01:07:15,320
Speaker 1: can take their place. I'm tried watching other trash TV.

1332
01:07:15,960 --> 01:07:18,440
Speaker 1: No one is not no, no one is as fucked

1333
01:07:18,520 --> 01:07:22,080
Speaker 1: up as those girls. No One. I need to back.

1334
01:07:22,360 --> 01:07:25,040
Speaker 1: I need to get some tissue. You know what, I

1335
01:07:25,200 --> 01:07:28,600
Speaker 1: might cry for the show. It doesn't mean I'm faggot. Okay, God,

1336
01:07:29,280 --> 01:07:31,800
Speaker 1: I still do not like Max be and everything, So

1337
01:07:31,880 --> 01:07:35,520
Speaker 1: I don't want anything about my sexuality question.

1338
01:07:35,680 --> 01:07:37,600
Speaker 5: No, and there will not be no processing going on

1339
01:07:37,800 --> 01:07:38,000
Speaker 5: just then.

1340
01:07:38,080 --> 01:07:40,160
Speaker 1: Y'all know that not no pros, don't call me any

1341
01:07:40,240 --> 01:07:44,160
Speaker 1: names and ship. But yeah, I might cry. These these girls. Man,

1342
01:07:44,240 --> 01:07:47,360
Speaker 1: I miss him so bad. I tried watching Bridal Plastic.

1343
01:07:47,840 --> 01:07:48,840
Speaker 16: And I can't.

1344
01:07:49,240 --> 01:07:51,280
Speaker 1: I'm trying. I'm not gonna lie.

1345
01:07:51,280 --> 01:07:54,240
Speaker 4: I've watched every im not enjoyed it.

1346
01:07:54,400 --> 01:07:57,040
Speaker 1: Right. It's it's like when you break up with.

1347
01:07:57,080 --> 01:07:59,880
Speaker 10: The girl and that's like the love of your life.

1348
01:08:00,000 --> 01:08:02,200
Speaker 10: She's a ten, she's perfect, and then.

1349
01:08:02,080 --> 01:08:06,200
Speaker 1: You get with the chick that is also tries really hard.

1350
01:08:06,400 --> 01:08:10,160
Speaker 1: You know, she's just she's just a go getter. But no,

1351
01:08:10,600 --> 01:08:12,920
Speaker 1: it's just not, you're not. It's not it's not the

1352
01:08:13,040 --> 01:08:14,959
Speaker 1: sat this is not what I want. I will watch,

1353
01:08:16,080 --> 01:08:20,280
Speaker 1: but no, I'm sorry. First of all, y'all treacherous. Y'all

1354
01:08:20,280 --> 01:08:22,800
Speaker 1: are not treacherous enough. They're not.

1355
01:08:23,160 --> 01:08:26,519
Speaker 4: It's so like organized with the no real fights.

1356
01:08:27,040 --> 01:08:29,160
Speaker 1: No, they get to have anybody come and say, come

1357
01:08:29,240 --> 01:08:32,920
Speaker 1: test me nothing, Yes, where's the violence? Like I saw

1358
01:08:33,040 --> 01:08:35,600
Speaker 1: one of the chicks, Alexandra. I think she used to

1359
01:08:35,640 --> 01:08:38,240
Speaker 1: be on the Biggest Loser or something, yes, and she

1360
01:08:38,320 --> 01:08:40,400
Speaker 1: can't stop talking about right. I think she might have

1361
01:08:40,439 --> 01:08:42,479
Speaker 1: put something back on her else. Maybe she was real,

1362
01:08:42,600 --> 01:08:45,240
Speaker 1: real big before because she was Okay, she was, She's

1363
01:08:45,320 --> 01:08:47,320
Speaker 1: not that small. And I'm not saying she's not. I'm

1364
01:08:47,320 --> 01:08:51,680
Speaker 1: not saying right, yeah, yeah's zactly gonna be accurate. I'm

1365
01:08:51,720 --> 01:08:54,920
Speaker 1: not sucking with her last ends in the season four

1366
01:08:55,000 --> 01:08:57,920
Speaker 1: last year. Yeah, And like they had an episode where

1367
01:08:57,960 --> 01:09:00,760
Speaker 1: they caught her in a fall face line talking about

1368
01:09:01,080 --> 01:09:03,280
Speaker 1: she was talking about the other chick, so they would

1369
01:09:03,400 --> 01:09:04,960
Speaker 1: got the other chick and they like, she out here

1370
01:09:05,000 --> 01:09:07,080
Speaker 1: talking about your ass, and she tried to change her

1371
01:09:07,080 --> 01:09:09,600
Speaker 1: story in front of everybody, and she gets up like

1372
01:09:09,680 --> 01:09:12,360
Speaker 1: she's gonna have a tantrum walks around, walks over for

1373
01:09:12,479 --> 01:09:16,400
Speaker 1: like cam feet, turns around, starts crying, and then leaves

1374
01:09:16,520 --> 01:09:18,280
Speaker 1: and I'm like, where was the punches?

1375
01:09:19,960 --> 01:09:20,200
Speaker 7: Girls?

1376
01:09:20,560 --> 01:09:23,360
Speaker 1: Watch? That would have been a whole episode. That line

1377
01:09:23,560 --> 01:09:25,280
Speaker 1: would have been a whole episode. We wouldn't have got

1378
01:09:25,360 --> 01:09:27,320
Speaker 1: over it. In four minutes. A had the challenge. Yes,

1379
01:09:27,560 --> 01:09:31,080
Speaker 1: black and white slow motion ass whooping. That's what I

1380
01:09:31,200 --> 01:09:34,200
Speaker 1: wanted to see. I needed a montage of slow motion

1381
01:09:34,800 --> 01:09:38,720
Speaker 1: faces that all red, bitch, please, and then some some

1382
01:09:38,840 --> 01:09:42,000
Speaker 1: punches grown, especially the ones from the pool while that

1383
01:09:42,160 --> 01:09:46,640
Speaker 1: was in the drigs. Yes, exactly, man. So it's like

1384
01:09:46,920 --> 01:09:50,160
Speaker 1: with the glass in the hand. It's just they just

1385
01:09:50,280 --> 01:09:52,400
Speaker 1: don't want it bad enough. Like if you really want

1386
01:09:52,479 --> 01:09:56,519
Speaker 1: plastic surgery, ladies, fuck somebody up. I don't believe any

1387
01:09:56,520 --> 01:10:01,840
Speaker 1: of you really want it. Sh that's the only thing

1388
01:10:01,960 --> 01:10:04,160
Speaker 1: nobody I want them to have to have plastic surgery

1389
01:10:04,240 --> 01:10:06,439
Speaker 1: to fix the injuries they have done to each other.

1390
01:10:06,960 --> 01:10:11,600
Speaker 4: That's you want a new nose, Gotta get exactly on it, like.

1391
01:10:11,960 --> 01:10:14,840
Speaker 1: I need this nose job. No, you don't understand my

1392
01:10:14,960 --> 01:10:19,000
Speaker 1: fucking nose is broke. Don't ask what you got to

1393
01:10:19,040 --> 01:10:23,640
Speaker 1: do I got I did, just let me tell us.

1394
01:10:24,000 --> 01:10:26,880
Speaker 10: But anyway, So bridal plastic not cutting it.

1395
01:10:27,200 --> 01:10:30,760
Speaker 1: But those are some treacherous, treacherous females, but they're just

1396
01:10:30,880 --> 01:10:34,360
Speaker 1: not bad enough. My bad girls back got a few

1397
01:10:34,400 --> 01:10:35,600
Speaker 1: more weeks. He got me.

1398
01:10:35,720 --> 01:10:35,880
Speaker 15: Man.

1399
01:10:37,120 --> 01:10:39,200
Speaker 1: So I'm playing video games. I played online with my

1400
01:10:39,280 --> 01:10:44,519
Speaker 1: friend Cross who doesn't have a job, and yeah, he's

1401
01:10:44,560 --> 01:10:48,680
Speaker 1: done well because he got real good, real quick. And

1402
01:10:48,920 --> 01:10:52,320
Speaker 1: it's only because yes, like this nigga has a pozzy

1403
01:10:52,439 --> 01:10:55,240
Speaker 1: online like I came just to play and it got

1404
01:10:55,320 --> 01:10:57,439
Speaker 1: like an invite, like, hey, Roy, come come hang out

1405
01:10:57,479 --> 01:10:59,479
Speaker 1: with my party. I go into parties like twenty people

1406
01:10:59,520 --> 01:11:03,040
Speaker 1: in there, Like Jesus, how many fucking friends are you making? Buddy?

1407
01:11:03,160 --> 01:11:08,960
Speaker 1: You know, are you applying to anything? What you say

1408
01:11:09,000 --> 01:11:09,840
Speaker 1: with cheese or any of them?

1409
01:11:09,840 --> 01:11:09,880
Speaker 2: What?

1410
01:11:11,840 --> 01:11:14,519
Speaker 1: Oh? Yeah, yes, where is the now? Is there a

1411
01:11:14,720 --> 01:11:18,400
Speaker 1: now hiring party on the list, because you niggas should

1412
01:11:18,400 --> 01:11:20,320
Speaker 1: all be applying to ship man, y'all are all just

1413
01:11:20,360 --> 01:11:23,280
Speaker 1: sitting around playing Call of Duty all day. This is embarrassing.

1414
01:11:24,040 --> 01:11:26,200
Speaker 10: So anyway, these one of the fuckers ain't there playing

1415
01:11:26,280 --> 01:11:26,599
Speaker 10: or whatever.

1416
01:11:26,840 --> 01:11:30,040
Speaker 1: And one of the dudes, his name is Parks. He's

1417
01:11:30,080 --> 01:11:32,040
Speaker 1: a real nice guy, like I've met him in person

1418
01:11:32,120 --> 01:11:34,479
Speaker 1: a lot of times, he's one of the nicest, like

1419
01:11:34,960 --> 01:11:37,880
Speaker 1: so nice it is corny, you know, like so nice

1420
01:11:38,040 --> 01:11:41,760
Speaker 1: that we almost can't be friends. Paul. Well, no, it's

1421
01:11:41,800 --> 01:11:44,360
Speaker 1: not his fault. He's too nice of a guy to

1422
01:11:44,520 --> 01:11:47,479
Speaker 1: be fucking with somebody like me, Like I'm doing him

1423
01:11:47,520 --> 01:11:50,040
Speaker 1: the face. Okay, he doesn't need to know the kind

1424
01:11:50,080 --> 01:11:53,040
Speaker 1: of ship that goes on in my brain. He's like

1425
01:11:53,240 --> 01:11:56,600
Speaker 1: he's like a Flanders on the Simpsons. Oh yeah, so

1426
01:11:56,920 --> 01:11:59,400
Speaker 1: it's a very corny, hokey nice yes.

1427
01:11:59,640 --> 01:11:59,840
Speaker 5: Man.

1428
01:12:00,120 --> 01:12:02,439
Speaker 10: He was calling everything he killed Faggy.

1429
01:12:03,280 --> 01:12:05,519
Speaker 1: What the fuck is this? This episode brought to you

1430
01:12:05,600 --> 01:12:09,200
Speaker 1: by the faggot. Apparently this motherfucker. Every time he bag

1431
01:12:09,479 --> 01:12:11,800
Speaker 1: bagging bag I was like, dude, what what are you doing?

1432
01:12:13,120 --> 01:12:15,519
Speaker 5: This episode is brought to you by the letter F

1433
01:12:16,320 --> 01:12:18,479
Speaker 5: Paggy learned how to spell it.

1434
01:12:18,600 --> 01:12:22,160
Speaker 1: Kids. What is the What is up with the homophobia

1435
01:12:22,240 --> 01:12:24,880
Speaker 1: of the world? Man, I don't know that.

1436
01:12:25,520 --> 01:12:28,360
Speaker 4: It's always been a voice as far as I see.

1437
01:12:28,640 --> 01:12:28,960
Speaker 1: I don't know.

1438
01:12:29,120 --> 01:12:32,360
Speaker 10: Girls, I don't get it. I really don't get it.

1439
01:12:32,680 --> 01:12:33,840
Speaker 10: It's so fucking weird.

1440
01:12:33,880 --> 01:12:36,040
Speaker 1: And it's like I kept thinking, like if I wasn't here,

1441
01:12:36,520 --> 01:12:42,479
Speaker 1: would you be saying nigger? Like I was pretty what yeah,

1442
01:12:42,840 --> 01:12:46,200
Speaker 1: I need to know, like what Like I was like

1443
01:12:46,320 --> 01:12:48,120
Speaker 1: it was I was gay boys, when he was like,

1444
01:12:48,160 --> 01:12:50,280
Speaker 1: oh no, I don't say a nigger is different. Oh

1445
01:12:50,360 --> 01:12:54,200
Speaker 1: you're black and gay. I'm sorry. I'll come over with something. Yeah,

1446
01:12:54,640 --> 01:12:58,040
Speaker 1: chinks that's is that okay in the agents here, but

1447
01:12:58,160 --> 01:13:00,320
Speaker 1: it's just so tried that I did not I was

1448
01:13:00,400 --> 01:13:04,200
Speaker 1: not agreeing with that ship man. So my man Brandon,

1449
01:13:04,760 --> 01:13:08,760
Speaker 1: who also plays on line, uh, he does not like

1450
01:13:08,880 --> 01:13:15,760
Speaker 1: Will Smith. Well yeah, and this is the thing bringans jump. Yeah,

1451
01:13:15,840 --> 01:13:20,120
Speaker 1: he's like twenty five right, and musically he thinks Will

1452
01:13:20,240 --> 01:13:23,800
Speaker 1: Smith is you know, just big Willie style like that

1453
01:13:23,960 --> 01:13:27,920
Speaker 1: Will And I was trying to tell this motherfucker that

1454
01:13:28,080 --> 01:13:31,479
Speaker 1: Will Smith was actually one of the originators of hip

1455
01:13:31,520 --> 01:13:34,439
Speaker 1: hop and helped cross it over and he did make

1456
01:13:34,600 --> 01:13:35,680
Speaker 1: some actual.

1457
01:13:37,439 --> 01:13:40,240
Speaker 5: Yes, yes, yes, that's accurate saying.

1458
01:13:40,080 --> 01:13:42,679
Speaker 1: Yeah, and Abra Tree sound a little quieter. I don't

1459
01:13:42,720 --> 01:13:47,479
Speaker 1: know if the mike good down again? Ok? Yeah, all right,

1460
01:13:47,560 --> 01:13:51,120
Speaker 1: So like he's listening to he's telling me how Will

1461
01:13:51,240 --> 01:13:53,920
Speaker 1: Smith it didn't do anything, And I was like, dude,

1462
01:13:53,920 --> 01:13:56,080
Speaker 1: he had an album call he's a DJ on the rapper,

1463
01:13:56,280 --> 01:13:59,360
Speaker 1: he got fucking beat boxing on there. There's an actual DJ,

1464
01:13:59,520 --> 01:14:04,160
Speaker 1: which none of these little young motherfuckers know what that is. Yeah,

1465
01:14:04,280 --> 01:14:06,320
Speaker 1: did you know you can take two records and scratch

1466
01:14:06,360 --> 01:14:11,000
Speaker 1: her what? Yeah, change to beat up and everything table.

1467
01:14:12,200 --> 01:14:15,920
Speaker 1: You don't even need a You don't even need to

1468
01:14:16,120 --> 01:14:19,760
Speaker 1: m P three fives or anything. It's amazing. So you know,

1469
01:14:19,840 --> 01:14:21,760
Speaker 1: he didn't know about this ship, right, So he lost

1470
01:14:21,840 --> 01:14:25,080
Speaker 1: his headset on the video game. So now he can't talk.

1471
01:14:25,360 --> 01:14:27,680
Speaker 1: So what I'm thinking of doing is playing nothing but

1472
01:14:27,760 --> 01:14:30,800
Speaker 1: will Smith next time we played and singing all the

1473
01:14:30,920 --> 01:14:37,200
Speaker 1: lyrics because he can't stay ship. So yes, fuck that. Man.

1474
01:14:37,240 --> 01:14:42,600
Speaker 1: You're gonna learn to appreciate fella, all right, man, No, no, no, no, no, no,

1475
01:14:42,840 --> 01:14:47,160
Speaker 1: no no no. You know how they say doctors are mammals. Yeah,

1476
01:14:47,280 --> 01:14:49,200
Speaker 1: see y'all, I don't know if y'all know this. Doctors

1477
01:14:49,240 --> 01:14:51,160
Speaker 1: are memos? Do they produce milk?

1478
01:14:52,880 --> 01:14:53,200
Speaker 7: I don't know.

1479
01:14:55,040 --> 01:14:56,960
Speaker 1: I want to talk. I won't try some doctor milk.

1480
01:14:58,280 --> 01:15:00,120
Speaker 1: I just like to say that I was just I have,

1481
01:15:01,560 --> 01:15:05,559
Speaker 1: as my girl said, if you couldn't find it, why

1482
01:15:05,680 --> 01:15:07,960
Speaker 1: is it anybody milking these dolphins? I mentioned they are

1483
01:15:08,000 --> 01:15:13,719
Speaker 1: a black market. I got to go to age black market.

1484
01:15:13,800 --> 01:15:18,800
Speaker 1: You have to drink, you had to drink it with

1485
01:15:18,960 --> 01:15:21,800
Speaker 1: like the off the sore panties of a sixteen year

1486
01:15:21,840 --> 01:15:25,120
Speaker 1: old though the only way they served drinks in Japan.

1487
01:15:25,240 --> 01:15:29,559
Speaker 1: It's sorry yeah yeah, oh man, but I do want

1488
01:15:29,600 --> 01:15:30,400
Speaker 1: some dolphin milk.

1489
01:15:30,479 --> 01:15:30,639
Speaker 2: Man.

1490
01:15:32,880 --> 01:15:37,080
Speaker 1: Well, I got some white friends, you know, we kick it. Yeah.

1491
01:15:37,439 --> 01:15:40,679
Speaker 5: He came a long way within the white friend category

1492
01:15:40,760 --> 01:15:41,599
Speaker 5: because it was nero.

1493
01:15:42,040 --> 01:15:44,519
Speaker 1: Yeah, I covered these motherfuckers. I went to a black college.

1494
01:15:44,520 --> 01:15:47,000
Speaker 1: I didn't have any of y'all there. See, I was

1495
01:15:47,080 --> 01:15:47,599
Speaker 1: the reverse.

1496
01:15:47,960 --> 01:15:49,200
Speaker 4: I didn't have any black first.

1497
01:15:50,479 --> 01:15:53,200
Speaker 1: See, I had to it's hard working your way in

1498
01:15:53,680 --> 01:15:55,759
Speaker 1: with the white people when you don't know their ways.

1499
01:15:55,800 --> 01:15:57,120
Speaker 1: I had to study him for a while.

1500
01:15:58,000 --> 01:16:03,080
Speaker 11: He yeah, it's and it's very different because when I

1501
01:16:03,320 --> 01:16:06,360
Speaker 11: used to hear people say white boat wasted, I had

1502
01:16:06,439 --> 01:16:07,719
Speaker 11: no idea what they was talking about.

1503
01:16:07,760 --> 01:16:12,040
Speaker 5: I was like, I don't understand. I was like, oh,

1504
01:16:12,640 --> 01:16:15,840
Speaker 5: you mean get drunk to the verge of death? WHOA

1505
01:16:18,760 --> 01:16:19,000
Speaker 5: thank you?

1506
01:16:19,560 --> 01:16:21,920
Speaker 1: So after kicking it with these white dudes for a while,

1507
01:16:23,040 --> 01:16:25,040
Speaker 1: it made me appreciate them. First. I went from not

1508
01:16:25,120 --> 01:16:28,640
Speaker 1: appreciating them at all to appreciate them a little bit,

1509
01:16:28,680 --> 01:16:31,519
Speaker 1: to no, I don't really appreciative of them. Because if

1510
01:16:31,600 --> 01:16:36,559
Speaker 1: you think about it. Their pinching for drunken adventures has

1511
01:16:36,760 --> 01:16:41,599
Speaker 1: actually led to colonialism and everything great that has happened

1512
01:16:41,640 --> 01:16:44,760
Speaker 1: in the Western world. I guarant tea.

1513
01:16:44,960 --> 01:16:46,000
Speaker 10: I guarant fucking tea.

1514
01:16:46,160 --> 01:16:48,560
Speaker 1: Like every Monday, I get a bunch of emails on

1515
01:16:48,640 --> 01:16:51,720
Speaker 1: Monday morning, so harmed over man, I don't even know

1516
01:16:51,760 --> 01:16:55,280
Speaker 1: what happened after you left palald Tavern. Don't I got

1517
01:16:55,360 --> 01:16:57,479
Speaker 1: hit in the face. Why am I bruised? You know?

1518
01:17:00,080 --> 01:17:03,960
Speaker 1: One thing for that spirit of adventurousness, just getting fucking drunk,

1519
01:17:04,280 --> 01:17:05,960
Speaker 1: because I guarantee you they were drunk when they got

1520
01:17:06,000 --> 01:17:08,000
Speaker 1: on that boat. They got on the boat and they're like, hey,

1521
01:17:08,080 --> 01:17:11,280
Speaker 1: let's go to India, but let's go the other ways.

1522
01:17:12,640 --> 01:17:14,720
Speaker 1: You know the way we normally go. Let's fuck that,

1523
01:17:14,960 --> 01:17:18,080
Speaker 1: Let's go the other waves. But we think the earth

1524
01:17:18,160 --> 01:17:20,040
Speaker 1: is flat and if you go that way, you'll just

1525
01:17:20,120 --> 01:17:23,840
Speaker 1: fall off the edge it we'll take. We'll turn around

1526
01:17:23,880 --> 01:17:29,160
Speaker 1: when we get that way. Come on, buddy, have another

1527
01:17:29,600 --> 01:17:32,960
Speaker 1: fucking another jaga bomb. They hop on the fucking boat,

1528
01:17:33,080 --> 01:17:36,000
Speaker 1: get drunk, and they show up. They're so fucking drunk

1529
01:17:36,560 --> 01:17:39,960
Speaker 1: they named the Native Americans fucking Indians. I don't know,

1530
01:17:41,840 --> 01:17:44,160
Speaker 1: because we grew up with that we think that that

1531
01:17:44,280 --> 01:17:47,880
Speaker 1: ship is like the name that is fucked up man

1532
01:17:49,280 --> 01:17:53,280
Speaker 1: that we decided where we are. What is your name?

1533
01:17:53,640 --> 01:17:53,760
Speaker 2: Uh?

1534
01:17:54,200 --> 01:17:56,200
Speaker 1: What is the name of this place? We don't really

1535
01:17:56,479 --> 01:18:00,840
Speaker 1: name the place. Mother Earth just provides for all the

1536
01:18:00,960 --> 01:18:02,519
Speaker 1: children of Mother Earth.

1537
01:18:03,120 --> 01:18:07,080
Speaker 11: All right, well India, yes, because we're talking to India.

1538
01:18:07,160 --> 01:18:08,800
Speaker 11: If we ain't, this is where we are, y'all.

1539
01:18:08,840 --> 01:18:13,400
Speaker 1: Look of Indian. You don't smell ficy though, And I

1540
01:18:13,479 --> 01:18:14,479
Speaker 1: missed home, so this is.

1541
01:18:17,560 --> 01:18:19,519
Speaker 5: I don't smell current, and I don't think we made

1542
01:18:19,560 --> 01:18:19,800
Speaker 5: it there.

1543
01:18:19,920 --> 01:18:23,080
Speaker 1: What do you call your people? Oh, we are the Comanches?

1544
01:18:23,560 --> 01:18:25,880
Speaker 1: All right? Well, look this is My name is Cleve.

1545
01:18:26,160 --> 01:18:27,360
Speaker 10: This place is Cleveland.

1546
01:18:27,479 --> 01:18:37,360
Speaker 1: Now they kept moving them a ship Indiana. All right,

1547
01:18:37,479 --> 01:18:40,720
Speaker 1: look enough of this ship. Apparently there's more land out here.

1548
01:18:42,080 --> 01:18:44,840
Speaker 1: Y'all moves more to the untamed party we were claiming this,

1549
01:18:45,720 --> 01:18:48,360
Speaker 1: y'all go to Florida. That's some alligator. Y'all can work

1550
01:18:48,400 --> 01:18:52,839
Speaker 1: all that if you think about it, Thanksgiving is nothing

1551
01:18:53,200 --> 01:18:56,240
Speaker 1: but a friend helping you out when you're fucking drunk.

1552
01:18:56,280 --> 01:18:58,920
Speaker 1: To have a hangover, like they drink to the edge

1553
01:18:58,960 --> 01:19:01,360
Speaker 1: of death. They were in the cold, about to die

1554
01:19:01,400 --> 01:19:04,439
Speaker 1: because they had not even thought further far enough through

1555
01:19:04,800 --> 01:19:08,120
Speaker 1: to prepare for the fucking winner. They came from a

1556
01:19:08,200 --> 01:19:11,240
Speaker 1: cold place. They they weren't coming to realizing it was

1557
01:19:11,240 --> 01:19:13,640
Speaker 1: gonna happen here, So you didn't not come from like

1558
01:19:14,040 --> 01:19:16,360
Speaker 1: you know, it's not like these motherfuckers came in like Hawaii.

1559
01:19:17,280 --> 01:19:21,160
Speaker 1: They're like, oh shit is cold? What what is a jacket?

1560
01:19:21,680 --> 01:19:24,080
Speaker 1: You know? Like these motherfuckers are on the edge of death.

1561
01:19:24,360 --> 01:19:26,840
Speaker 1: And the Indians said, hey, man, how some of our food.

1562
01:19:27,600 --> 01:19:29,519
Speaker 1: You know what I'm saying, We're gonna help y'all live

1563
01:19:29,600 --> 01:19:32,479
Speaker 1: because that's what God or whatever the fuck we believe in,

1564
01:19:32,760 --> 01:19:34,519
Speaker 1: what want us to do? That's right, And and the

1565
01:19:34,600 --> 01:19:36,760
Speaker 1: white people was like, thanks man, we appreciate that shit.

1566
01:19:37,120 --> 01:19:39,439
Speaker 1: So they hooked them up or whatever. And then white

1567
01:19:39,439 --> 01:19:41,800
Speaker 1: people say, you know what, next year, why don't you

1568
01:19:41,840 --> 01:19:44,519
Speaker 1: come over our place and we'll give you something to eat.

1569
01:19:44,560 --> 01:19:47,759
Speaker 1: And that's how Thanksgiving got him dining, yes, because it's

1570
01:19:47,760 --> 01:19:50,320
Speaker 1: because of the hangover thing. And then they said, well,

1571
01:19:50,320 --> 01:19:52,800
Speaker 1: why don't you take these small pox blankets back with

1572
01:19:52,960 --> 01:19:56,799
Speaker 1: you to your fee. I'll call you. Gave us blakets

1573
01:19:56,920 --> 01:20:04,320
Speaker 1: last year. Here's all blaket tell me what? Yeah, so

1574
01:20:04,880 --> 01:20:07,280
Speaker 1: you know, I like so anyway, what I'm saying is

1575
01:20:08,000 --> 01:20:09,920
Speaker 1: you would think that I'm disparaging these white people. And

1576
01:20:10,080 --> 01:20:12,600
Speaker 1: I do think these things were despicable, of course, But

1577
01:20:13,000 --> 01:20:15,840
Speaker 1: I would not fucking be here enjoying this fucking cable

1578
01:20:15,880 --> 01:20:20,600
Speaker 1: internet and my dB R and bridal plasty if it

1579
01:20:20,720 --> 01:20:23,800
Speaker 1: wasn't for these drunken adventures. That's true. So, and I

1580
01:20:23,920 --> 01:20:26,080
Speaker 1: wish I had the capacity to do that left but

1581
01:20:26,240 --> 01:20:27,599
Speaker 1: drunk on the regular fasis.

1582
01:20:27,680 --> 01:20:30,160
Speaker 4: I wish that drunk by accident on Monday.

1583
01:20:30,880 --> 01:20:33,960
Speaker 1: And I woke up on Tuesday with like three scratches

1584
01:20:34,040 --> 01:20:34,719
Speaker 1: on my side.

1585
01:20:35,280 --> 01:20:36,400
Speaker 7: My hand was a U.

1586
01:20:36,760 --> 01:20:38,439
Speaker 4: I didn't know where the streasures were from. I didn't

1587
01:20:38,439 --> 01:20:39,840
Speaker 4: know if I was up a couple of rampires. And

1588
01:20:42,960 --> 01:20:45,719
Speaker 4: I was caring for because like now we had mad fund.

1589
01:20:47,320 --> 01:20:50,519
Speaker 1: Yeah. I have prayed for death, uh the hangover to

1590
01:20:50,720 --> 01:20:54,479
Speaker 1: in my lifetime. And these motherfuckers call that Monday morning.

1591
01:20:54,560 --> 01:20:55,400
Speaker 2: How do you do that?

1592
01:20:55,640 --> 01:20:58,439
Speaker 1: I wish I had the gene when you're getting the

1593
01:20:58,520 --> 01:21:01,719
Speaker 1: cab and go away. I got my shoes and somebody

1594
01:21:01,840 --> 01:21:08,200
Speaker 1: run them. Yes, my my actual my body had shut

1595
01:21:08,320 --> 01:21:11,320
Speaker 1: down before when I thought about drinking the ship that

1596
01:21:11,400 --> 01:21:14,599
Speaker 1: for him the first like I could not drink gin

1597
01:21:14,760 --> 01:21:17,640
Speaker 1: for it was going on about five years before I

1598
01:21:17,720 --> 01:21:20,000
Speaker 1: even got the courage up to smell that ship again,

1599
01:21:20,040 --> 01:21:21,960
Speaker 1: because it was like I would walk in the room

1600
01:21:21,960 --> 01:21:25,439
Speaker 1: and go, oh jin, somebody in here has had Jim,

1601
01:21:25,640 --> 01:21:28,439
Speaker 1: what are you reading. I have to go to the bathroom.

1602
01:21:28,479 --> 01:21:30,680
Speaker 1: I have to throw this ship up. I got a

1603
01:21:30,760 --> 01:21:32,560
Speaker 1: text about coming to a party to fight, and my

1604
01:21:32,640 --> 01:21:37,519
Speaker 1: whole body said, like, your faddy. Your body just looked

1605
01:21:37,520 --> 01:21:41,120
Speaker 1: at you, like, really, that's how we doing patries, Han,

1606
01:21:43,240 --> 01:21:45,439
Speaker 1: do not click on this eve like you're not. I

1607
01:21:45,560 --> 01:21:51,160
Speaker 1: just rubbed my hand over the stretches of yeah, man,

1608
01:21:51,280 --> 01:21:53,599
Speaker 1: so you know, a cross of these crazy ass white

1609
01:21:53,640 --> 01:21:57,160
Speaker 1: people man. And it also made me think, too, man,

1610
01:21:57,240 --> 01:22:00,439
Speaker 1: do you think when white people here spoke a word

1611
01:22:01,920 --> 01:22:04,400
Speaker 1: they appreciate that ship? Because like in the in the

1612
01:22:04,479 --> 01:22:09,280
Speaker 1: Schema thing, in the Schemer thing, man, spoken word is

1613
01:22:09,360 --> 01:22:12,320
Speaker 1: a small price to play pay for being white in America,

1614
01:22:12,920 --> 01:22:16,240
Speaker 1: because that's really the only bad thing. Occasionally, you'll be

1615
01:22:16,360 --> 01:22:19,120
Speaker 1: listening to your favorite rapper and they'll have an interview

1616
01:22:19,240 --> 01:22:21,600
Speaker 1: talking about how you rape the earth. Other than that

1617
01:22:23,320 --> 01:22:27,680
Speaker 1: you're in I'll take the lower interest rate, please, I

1618
01:22:27,720 --> 01:22:30,559
Speaker 1: would trade all the heart beat in a heart beat.

1619
01:22:31,000 --> 01:22:33,599
Speaker 1: You can have a podcast just give me the white

1620
01:22:33,640 --> 01:22:35,640
Speaker 1: skin and let me roll with the three point one

1621
01:22:35,680 --> 01:22:39,519
Speaker 1: percent nine percent, Morgan Drake, let me vote. Every holiday

1622
01:22:39,640 --> 01:22:48,080
Speaker 1: is drinking, yes, let me Halloween, Yes, they have drinking holidays.

1623
01:22:48,320 --> 01:22:51,360
Speaker 1: Is this there's no there's another Quansa. You don't drink

1624
01:22:51,439 --> 01:22:54,639
Speaker 1: on quansas You're happy to be alive on Quansa.

1625
01:22:54,720 --> 01:22:54,960
Speaker 4: That's it.

1626
01:22:55,240 --> 01:23:02,840
Speaker 1: Another year and read read about another year with no

1627
01:23:02,960 --> 01:23:03,759
Speaker 1: crosses burned.

1628
01:23:05,840 --> 01:23:08,320
Speaker 4: I knew a guy in college that no ship sakes

1629
01:23:08,400 --> 01:23:09,040
Speaker 4: Patrick's day.

1630
01:23:09,360 --> 01:23:11,880
Speaker 1: The night before it was it was when you return

1631
01:23:12,000 --> 01:23:12,439
Speaker 1: twenty one.

1632
01:23:12,800 --> 01:23:15,600
Speaker 4: He went to write aid and for a peace.

1633
01:23:15,960 --> 01:23:20,799
Speaker 1: Why because he was like, I'm gonna.

1634
01:23:20,600 --> 01:23:21,280
Speaker 10: Piss my path.

1635
01:23:23,320 --> 01:23:27,519
Speaker 1: I'm gonna get drugs. Holy ship.

1636
01:23:30,280 --> 01:23:34,240
Speaker 10: But see, is that ingenuity that founded America?

1637
01:23:35,680 --> 01:23:38,760
Speaker 1: Yeah, I'm not even gonna clown him. I normally would

1638
01:23:38,800 --> 01:23:41,360
Speaker 1: clown him on any other day, but it's fucking Kwanza.

1639
01:23:42,120 --> 01:23:44,639
Speaker 1: Let y'all live, man, I'm letting y'all live today.

1640
01:23:44,720 --> 01:23:44,880
Speaker 3: Man.

1641
01:23:44,960 --> 01:23:51,240
Speaker 1: That is fucking awesome. You thought that she said this

1642
01:23:51,840 --> 01:23:54,800
Speaker 1: term that Patrice made up while we were talking on

1643
01:23:55,000 --> 01:23:56,959
Speaker 1: g chat, professionally ignorant.

1644
01:23:58,520 --> 01:24:01,080
Speaker 10: That dude is professionally he's prepared.

1645
01:24:01,880 --> 01:24:04,120
Speaker 1: He's like, listen, I know, listen, I learned from last

1646
01:24:04,160 --> 01:24:06,400
Speaker 1: year when I pissed my pants and I had an

1647
01:24:06,439 --> 01:24:08,360
Speaker 1: extra set of pants that year because I was prepared

1648
01:24:08,400 --> 01:24:10,880
Speaker 1: from the year before and I pissed those pants. I

1649
01:24:11,000 --> 01:24:13,559
Speaker 1: know now I cannot be trusted around pasts and urine.

1650
01:24:14,680 --> 01:24:19,360
Speaker 1: But he's now he's vice president of a construction company.

1651
01:24:20,960 --> 01:24:21,240
Speaker 5: Wow.

1652
01:24:21,760 --> 01:24:23,760
Speaker 1: Well that's why when I said I would trade the

1653
01:24:24,040 --> 01:24:27,680
Speaker 1: white thing. That's that's being white. That's worked out for him,

1654
01:24:28,280 --> 01:24:30,160
Speaker 1: Like he got an uncle or something somewhere. That's like,

1655
01:24:30,320 --> 01:24:35,720
Speaker 1: you know what, of course, her fucking court is family's company. Like,

1656
01:24:35,800 --> 01:24:38,599
Speaker 1: I don't think people understand how Bill taid the advantage

1657
01:24:38,640 --> 01:24:40,519
Speaker 1: of being white is. It's not I don't even think

1658
01:24:40,600 --> 01:24:43,599
Speaker 1: white people aren't racist anymore. That shit has been dead.

1659
01:24:43,760 --> 01:24:45,800
Speaker 1: It's just a matter of having a head start, of

1660
01:24:45,880 --> 01:24:48,000
Speaker 1: course something. And if it was me, I wouldn't give

1661
01:24:48,000 --> 01:24:51,639
Speaker 1: it up to y'all niggas either said, he's not helping

1662
01:24:51,680 --> 01:24:54,000
Speaker 1: you because my uncle owned slaves and shit has nothing

1663
01:24:54,040 --> 01:24:55,960
Speaker 1: to do with me at all. Yes, I will take

1664
01:24:56,000 --> 01:24:59,240
Speaker 1: the job in the higher pay raise. Queen. Yes, I'm

1665
01:24:59,280 --> 01:25:05,000
Speaker 1: sorry Buddy's Jerome didn't work out again this year. Health benefits, yes, yeah,

1666
01:25:05,240 --> 01:25:07,599
Speaker 1: I think their reparations is whenever one of us hangs

1667
01:25:07,600 --> 01:25:09,160
Speaker 1: out with them, they pay for most of our drinks.

1668
01:25:09,200 --> 01:25:12,040
Speaker 5: And you know what, exactly even that's true, I'm cool.

1669
01:25:12,400 --> 01:25:14,400
Speaker 1: That's the that's the best way to get not even

1670
01:25:14,560 --> 01:25:16,560
Speaker 1: I'm not even done that on the purpose away is

1671
01:25:16,600 --> 01:25:18,800
Speaker 1: that someone who was like asked you if you want

1672
01:25:18,840 --> 01:25:24,320
Speaker 1: another drink? Just the same no. No. If they say,

1673
01:25:24,360 --> 01:25:26,400
Speaker 1: are you another drink? Now, I'm cool. I'm cool, and

1674
01:25:26,400 --> 01:25:28,559
Speaker 1: then give you the side, give you half a stupid

1675
01:25:28,840 --> 01:25:30,840
Speaker 1: oh okay, another about this guy, I'll have a Yeah.

1676
01:25:31,800 --> 01:25:33,680
Speaker 11: They're like, you're gone to drink and I'm not even

1677
01:25:33,720 --> 01:25:36,520
Speaker 11: a big drinker. And I've been out of Roger Deben.

1678
01:25:36,320 --> 01:25:38,080
Speaker 1: Like one, two, three, four.

1679
01:25:37,960 --> 01:25:38,559
Speaker 14: You ain't caring.

1680
01:25:38,600 --> 01:25:42,519
Speaker 1: I'm like, no, I'm good. I'm good like four, five, six,

1681
01:25:44,360 --> 01:25:47,840
Speaker 1: and they get offended. I tried to. It's like what

1682
01:25:48,040 --> 01:25:49,960
Speaker 1: my beer not get enough for? You're like, whoa buddy,

1683
01:25:50,000 --> 01:25:51,400
Speaker 1: hold on, I will drink it.

1684
01:25:52,160 --> 01:25:53,760
Speaker 4: I know you get the Ultimately, why did.

1685
01:25:53,760 --> 01:25:58,200
Speaker 1: You even come back? Dude? You never drink. I'm like, nah,

1686
01:25:58,280 --> 01:25:59,720
Speaker 1: I don't drink around y'all.

1687
01:26:00,160 --> 01:26:00,560
Speaker 5: Yes not.

1688
01:26:00,760 --> 01:26:02,640
Speaker 1: I don't trust y'all yet. It took me years to

1689
01:26:02,640 --> 01:26:04,760
Speaker 1: build up this trust. I don't know I've seen the

1690
01:26:04,840 --> 01:26:07,080
Speaker 1: fucking videos on YouTube what y'all do to each other

1691
01:26:07,479 --> 01:26:13,840
Speaker 1: when somebody gets too druma cod flowers, I ain't waking,

1692
01:26:13,880 --> 01:26:16,559
Speaker 1: I can go to I wish someone black.

1693
01:26:18,000 --> 01:26:18,320
Speaker 17: Just start.

1694
01:26:20,080 --> 01:26:29,280
Speaker 1: Oh my god, that would not shot ass. Shot. Yeah,

1695
01:26:29,360 --> 01:26:31,840
Speaker 1: you would be shot ass because do ass you getting

1696
01:26:31,880 --> 01:26:35,200
Speaker 1: shot for that bullshit? You started drawing your faith.

1697
01:26:39,200 --> 01:26:39,360
Speaker 11: There?

1698
01:26:40,080 --> 01:26:41,800
Speaker 1: Yes, that would not go well at all.

1699
01:26:41,880 --> 01:26:44,599
Speaker 11: And for a long time, they didn't think I drunk either.

1700
01:26:44,680 --> 01:26:46,040
Speaker 11: Some of them got so good they want to ask

1701
01:26:46,080 --> 01:26:47,240
Speaker 11: me no more. They were like, yeah, we got some

1702
01:26:47,360 --> 01:26:49,360
Speaker 11: cocons and pepsis and water over there for you can't

1703
01:26:49,479 --> 01:26:50,840
Speaker 11: be like, all right, that's that's good for me.

1704
01:26:51,200 --> 01:26:53,800
Speaker 1: Yeah, Well that they only get that because Carrien used

1705
01:26:53,800 --> 01:26:57,000
Speaker 1: to be like a preacher or a minister for a

1706
01:26:57,040 --> 01:27:00,240
Speaker 1: little bit. So they only do that because I older

1707
01:27:00,280 --> 01:27:03,280
Speaker 1: than that, and they got real religious on me. I'm like,

1708
01:27:03,640 --> 01:27:07,400
Speaker 1: excuse me, heathens, We've been fucking around for a long time.

1709
01:27:08,160 --> 01:27:11,960
Speaker 1: I'm not pull this ship all right now. She married me,

1710
01:27:12,240 --> 01:27:15,120
Speaker 1: she knows she was getting into. It's not. Don't act

1711
01:27:15,200 --> 01:27:16,880
Speaker 1: like it's a surprise, like it comes care everybody to

1712
01:27:16,880 --> 01:27:18,200
Speaker 1: stop cursing. Late.

1713
01:27:19,120 --> 01:27:21,920
Speaker 5: That's why I was getting another alcoholic comes.

1714
01:27:22,040 --> 01:27:24,360
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, they tried to. They tried to get I

1715
01:27:24,400 --> 01:27:26,160
Speaker 1: don't know. Maybe they thought he was gonna pardon them.

1716
01:27:26,200 --> 01:27:27,640
Speaker 1: They thought they have a reference when they got the

1717
01:27:27,720 --> 01:27:32,280
Speaker 1: head they did, yeah, they're like, oh no, no, she

1718
01:27:32,439 --> 01:27:36,360
Speaker 1: knows me. I only drink coke, Like, no, no, I

1719
01:27:36,400 --> 01:27:40,639
Speaker 1: know y'all. Anyway, when people are willing to bet dollars

1720
01:27:40,680 --> 01:27:44,840
Speaker 1: to donuts, you know that phrase? The Shane right on that,

1721
01:27:46,120 --> 01:27:48,800
Speaker 1: And shouldn't we have to fucking discuss this before we

1722
01:27:48,880 --> 01:27:50,880
Speaker 1: bet dollars? Have done that? That's all I want to know,

1723
01:27:51,080 --> 01:27:51,559
Speaker 1: quick question?

1724
01:27:52,200 --> 01:27:53,519
Speaker 5: How many dollars per doing that?

1725
01:27:54,200 --> 01:28:00,320
Speaker 1: That's what I need to know. What's exactly the living feel?

1726
01:28:00,840 --> 01:28:04,519
Speaker 1: Maybe we can discuss the bet like I don't ye,

1727
01:28:05,160 --> 01:28:07,479
Speaker 1: and which is more? Is the dollars better or the

1728
01:28:07,560 --> 01:28:10,160
Speaker 1: dope that's better? Like there's no fucking who made this

1729
01:28:10,280 --> 01:28:12,160
Speaker 1: phrase up? And why is it the dude that may

1730
01:28:12,600 --> 01:28:14,360
Speaker 1: get the cat out the bag? Like who the fuck

1731
01:28:14,600 --> 01:28:18,799
Speaker 1: put the cat bag? Thinking the fucking serial killer phrases?

1732
01:28:20,640 --> 01:28:23,240
Speaker 11: And because the value of the dollar is knowing, I

1733
01:28:23,240 --> 01:28:24,639
Speaker 11: would say the don'tnuts move value?

1734
01:28:25,080 --> 01:28:31,479
Speaker 1: Maybe I don't know a Canadian dollars? Can I find

1735
01:28:31,520 --> 01:28:34,200
Speaker 1: the dollar on food? Is it a can I find

1736
01:28:34,280 --> 01:28:38,600
Speaker 1: something more feeling, like what about times doughnuts on sale? Like,

1737
01:28:38,960 --> 01:28:41,040
Speaker 1: I don't know, man, I don't trust that phrase. Better

1738
01:28:41,120 --> 01:28:43,840
Speaker 1: be Christy Krean because I hate I want to bet

1739
01:28:43,880 --> 01:28:47,200
Speaker 1: dollars for dollars, That's what I want to bet. Anyway,

1740
01:28:50,840 --> 01:28:54,880
Speaker 1: So GP committed the crime, and yeah he infested, you

1741
01:28:54,960 --> 01:28:57,120
Speaker 1: know he committed, but it was made me think about

1742
01:28:57,200 --> 01:29:01,400
Speaker 1: bad Boy the label g Dev committed crime, Sean Seane

1743
01:29:01,439 --> 01:29:05,320
Speaker 1: shot somebody, and right Black Rob did some ship. I'm

1744
01:29:05,400 --> 01:29:09,040
Speaker 1: pretty sure after thinking about all those people, I think

1745
01:29:09,160 --> 01:29:14,280
Speaker 1: Mace killed somebody because like how he just get real

1746
01:29:14,400 --> 01:29:19,559
Speaker 1: religious and leave in the middle of his hotness. Yes,

1747
01:29:19,640 --> 01:29:21,880
Speaker 1: he's like, I'm done with the rap thag the lord

1748
01:29:22,000 --> 01:29:24,559
Speaker 1: needs me, like he hids something to say. I don't

1749
01:29:24,560 --> 01:29:26,680
Speaker 1: know if he raked the baby or something, or I

1750
01:29:26,800 --> 01:29:29,360
Speaker 1: shot Maybe he's the other nigga in Mike Vixed dog Ring.

1751
01:29:29,520 --> 01:29:33,200
Speaker 1: I don't know, but he's like he helped OJ, Like

1752
01:29:33,320 --> 01:29:36,040
Speaker 1: what the fuck did he do that makes him decide

1753
01:29:36,080 --> 01:29:38,000
Speaker 1: to turn his back on the money and say I'm

1754
01:29:38,040 --> 01:29:39,280
Speaker 1: sorry getting him to death.

1755
01:29:39,400 --> 01:29:42,160
Speaker 10: Whatever he did, he saw something, that's all I say.

1756
01:29:43,000 --> 01:29:48,320
Speaker 1: Like maybe he shot big I was the trigger man

1757
01:29:48,360 --> 01:29:50,920
Speaker 1: and this is fucked up, Puffy, I'm done. We can't

1758
01:29:50,960 --> 01:29:56,760
Speaker 1: keep having this thing on our song. Oh ship? All right? Man,

1759
01:29:56,880 --> 01:30:00,840
Speaker 1: So I saw black Swan, Yes, I fucking loved it.

1760
01:30:01,000 --> 01:30:02,680
Speaker 5: Karen, I punk out.

1761
01:30:02,760 --> 01:30:06,200
Speaker 1: I know she thought it was gonna be scary, Pa Trees. Now,

1762
01:30:06,280 --> 01:30:09,799
Speaker 1: on a scale of one to ten of scariness, not goodness,

1763
01:30:09,920 --> 01:30:13,160
Speaker 1: but scariness for Trees, you saw it too, right, all right,

1764
01:30:14,320 --> 01:30:17,439
Speaker 1: one being you know, not wavy at all, and ten

1765
01:30:17,600 --> 01:30:20,080
Speaker 1: being the most waveyst you can get, you know, Max,

1766
01:30:20,160 --> 01:30:20,759
Speaker 1: bigger belly.

1767
01:30:21,080 --> 01:30:23,240
Speaker 10: What would you give it on a scare factor?

1768
01:30:24,600 --> 01:30:25,479
Speaker 5: I give it a four.

1769
01:30:25,600 --> 01:30:29,760
Speaker 1: But it wasn't scared. It was like a thriller like that, right,

1770
01:30:30,400 --> 01:30:32,960
Speaker 1: And what I appreciated about it is they didn't do

1771
01:30:33,040 --> 01:30:35,759
Speaker 1: the musical score thing with a lot of the scary

1772
01:30:35,840 --> 01:30:38,560
Speaker 1: parts like they do in Faith, like a lot of

1773
01:30:38,600 --> 01:30:42,719
Speaker 1: horrible you trick you into being scared. Yeah, yeah, turn

1774
01:30:43,840 --> 01:30:46,719
Speaker 1: didn't turn around that, you know, So like they didn't

1775
01:30:46,760 --> 01:30:48,800
Speaker 1: do any of this ship, you know, and it was

1776
01:30:49,000 --> 01:30:53,280
Speaker 1: just like a psychological thriller. And it was gross. Yeah,

1777
01:30:53,439 --> 01:30:56,840
Speaker 1: parts of it was gross. Yeah, parts of it were gross,

1778
01:30:57,040 --> 01:31:00,880
Speaker 1: but nothing you couldn't handle. Car I'm probably It wasn't

1779
01:31:01,000 --> 01:31:06,760
Speaker 1: like Okay, nobody was scared. Okay, little babies is in

1780
01:31:06,840 --> 01:31:08,000
Speaker 1: there dancing around.

1781
01:31:08,479 --> 01:31:11,200
Speaker 5: It was okay, Damn, I missed the party.

1782
01:31:11,240 --> 01:31:14,519
Speaker 1: I'm sorry. Anyway, So I saw this movie and I

1783
01:31:14,680 --> 01:31:18,880
Speaker 1: fucking loved it. And at the end I realized Aaron

1784
01:31:18,960 --> 01:31:22,679
Speaker 1: Knaski tricked me into watching the fucking Vallet. The fucking

1785
01:31:22,720 --> 01:31:25,760
Speaker 1: movie is actually the Valet. Like it's the fucking same

1786
01:31:25,840 --> 01:31:29,320
Speaker 1: plot and everything. It's so beautifully, so well done. The

1787
01:31:29,920 --> 01:31:34,200
Speaker 1: cinematography was excellent. I loved the Youth of Mirrors in

1788
01:31:34,280 --> 01:31:39,559
Speaker 1: the movie. Oh yes, I loved it though, like fulives

1789
01:31:39,600 --> 01:31:41,920
Speaker 1: that ship is corny, Like they had a lot of

1790
01:31:41,960 --> 01:31:44,720
Speaker 1: mirrors that were just like really really weirdly designed, like

1791
01:31:44,800 --> 01:31:45,959
Speaker 1: the one where.

1792
01:31:46,120 --> 01:31:48,840
Speaker 10: In their home where it's like a mirror in a ring.

1793
01:31:49,360 --> 01:31:52,120
Speaker 10: Then there's like interconnecting.

1794
01:31:51,360 --> 01:31:54,080
Speaker 1: Mirrors on the outside that are like panels of mirrors,

1795
01:31:54,080 --> 01:31:56,680
Speaker 1: which is that you could look everywhere and it's a

1796
01:31:56,720 --> 01:31:59,880
Speaker 1: little bit of a part of the room that yeah,

1797
01:32:00,160 --> 01:32:02,760
Speaker 1: in the use of darkened light, you know, like when

1798
01:32:02,800 --> 01:32:05,200
Speaker 1: it comes to the mother, the mother's always dressed in black,

1799
01:32:05,840 --> 01:32:10,360
Speaker 1: and you know, and oh god, I loved it.

1800
01:32:10,920 --> 01:32:11,800
Speaker 10: I would watch it again.

1801
01:32:11,880 --> 01:32:14,360
Speaker 1: It is that fucking good. It is and now that

1802
01:32:14,520 --> 01:32:19,639
Speaker 1: pointment gonna win the oscar. She went get for real,

1803
01:32:19,760 --> 01:32:21,920
Speaker 1: Like she she played the ship out of that role.

1804
01:32:22,040 --> 01:32:22,200
Speaker 7: Man.

1805
01:32:22,280 --> 01:32:25,479
Speaker 1: She went from docile to uh you know, to to

1806
01:32:25,880 --> 01:32:27,800
Speaker 1: more aggressive and assertive by the end.

1807
01:32:27,760 --> 01:32:30,560
Speaker 10: To just fucking evil at one point, like and just

1808
01:32:30,680 --> 01:32:31,800
Speaker 10: for losing to twenty.

1809
01:32:31,560 --> 01:32:33,360
Speaker 1: Pounds alone that she didn't have to lose in the

1810
01:32:33,400 --> 01:32:37,040
Speaker 1: first place. Oh yeah, man, I know, like and know

1811
01:32:37,080 --> 01:32:40,760
Speaker 1: I'm not into like really skinny women, especially ones without ass,

1812
01:32:41,120 --> 01:32:44,559
Speaker 1: but like, you know, like she kept that, she kept

1813
01:32:44,560 --> 01:32:47,320
Speaker 1: a little bit of out exactly I was. I was

1814
01:32:47,479 --> 01:32:49,640
Speaker 1: surprised when her mom made her take a shirt off

1815
01:32:49,840 --> 01:32:51,920
Speaker 1: or whatever and she was just in the underwhel I

1816
01:32:52,000 --> 01:32:57,680
Speaker 1: was like, huh yeah, well okay, Natalie fort Me, I

1817
01:32:57,880 --> 01:33:00,720
Speaker 1: see you girl. So she, uh know, she tried to

1818
01:33:00,720 --> 01:33:03,240
Speaker 1: step it up or whatever. But like there's some scenes

1819
01:33:03,240 --> 01:33:05,519
Speaker 1: in there, and most dudes are just so for the dudes,

1820
01:33:05,960 --> 01:33:07,880
Speaker 1: there's some a lot of.

1821
01:33:08,200 --> 01:33:11,479
Speaker 10: Female masturbation scenes, so you know you're into.

1822
01:33:11,360 --> 01:33:14,559
Speaker 1: That, fellas if you listen to this. And there's also

1823
01:33:15,640 --> 01:33:17,880
Speaker 1: a girl on girl scene, which is everybody's probably already

1824
01:33:17,880 --> 01:33:21,080
Speaker 1: seen on the internet. It wasn't too rated r as

1825
01:33:21,160 --> 01:33:25,120
Speaker 1: far as like nudity and stuff, but I'm pretty sure

1826
01:33:25,160 --> 01:33:26,439
Speaker 1: that that's why a lot of guys are going to

1827
01:33:26,479 --> 01:33:30,439
Speaker 1: see this. So the actually wasn't right. It was right.

1828
01:33:30,880 --> 01:33:34,639
Speaker 1: It was a lot of insinuations, but no real dudity. Okay,

1829
01:33:34,880 --> 01:33:37,439
Speaker 1: but I fucking loved it, man, I really could.

1830
01:33:37,760 --> 01:33:40,880
Speaker 10: I really cannot say anything more privative about that movie.

1831
01:33:41,080 --> 01:33:44,960
Speaker 1: Cool and the story was game that everyone acted the

1832
01:33:45,040 --> 01:33:46,840
Speaker 1: app so Barbara heard she was played the mother. I

1833
01:33:46,880 --> 01:33:49,320
Speaker 1: haven't seen her anything at the agent that she yes,

1834
01:33:50,280 --> 01:33:53,400
Speaker 1: I believe, Yeah, oh my, she was the right combination

1835
01:33:53,600 --> 01:33:57,280
Speaker 1: of crazy and caring and jealous and broken and just

1836
01:33:57,880 --> 01:34:00,920
Speaker 1: everything was so perfect. Man, Like, oh my god, I

1837
01:34:00,960 --> 01:34:02,960
Speaker 1: cannot believe they tricked me and watching them vallet, I

1838
01:34:03,000 --> 01:34:05,639
Speaker 1: ain't even ashamed of it. Ship was that fucking good?

1839
01:34:06,920 --> 01:34:09,559
Speaker 1: Like it's turned around now. I will talk about people

1840
01:34:09,600 --> 01:34:12,280
Speaker 1: that didn't see it. They are yo, you're you're gay.

1841
01:34:12,320 --> 01:34:15,200
Speaker 1: You saw that. I'm gonna be like, No, I saw

1842
01:34:15,240 --> 01:34:15,960
Speaker 1: it and I loved it.

1843
01:34:17,360 --> 01:34:19,639
Speaker 4: Still managed to have moments and that that was funny.

1844
01:34:20,160 --> 01:34:21,679
Speaker 1: Yeah that was Yeah.

1845
01:34:22,320 --> 01:34:26,680
Speaker 10: For something that dramatic and that like very dark, it

1846
01:34:26,880 --> 01:34:27,800
Speaker 10: was kind of amazing that.

1847
01:34:27,840 --> 01:34:29,680
Speaker 1: It was able to you know, just total line and

1848
01:34:29,760 --> 01:34:33,000
Speaker 1: be funny. So I loved it. Man, I don't know

1849
01:34:33,120 --> 01:34:35,280
Speaker 1: care you fucked up. I'll try to tell you, Blady,

1850
01:34:35,800 --> 01:34:38,080
Speaker 1: I try to tell you. I said, Karen, please see

1851
01:34:38,120 --> 01:34:40,320
Speaker 1: this movie, and she said, okay, I'll go see it.

1852
01:34:40,360 --> 01:34:41,880
Speaker 1: And now I went downstairs and put on my ship.

1853
01:34:41,920 --> 01:34:45,920
Speaker 1: I'm like, wait a minute, it is getting late. She

1854
01:34:46,840 --> 01:34:49,760
Speaker 1: came down the stairs like, I don't think so we

1855
01:34:49,920 --> 01:34:54,439
Speaker 1: think Jason's donna pop out, all right?

1856
01:34:54,520 --> 01:34:54,680
Speaker 5: Man?

1857
01:34:54,840 --> 01:34:58,280
Speaker 1: So anyway, man, I wasn't gonna do some articles, but

1858
01:34:58,320 --> 01:35:01,040
Speaker 1: this ship is ruan kind of long. So we're talking.

1859
01:35:01,439 --> 01:35:03,800
Speaker 1: We see your Jimbo. Oh no, no, we don't either,

1860
01:35:03,840 --> 01:35:06,320
Speaker 1: do yo Jimbo? Not today. If you want to hear

1861
01:35:06,360 --> 01:35:08,680
Speaker 1: more of our movie reviews, go to movie reviews dot

1862
01:35:08,800 --> 01:35:12,160
Speaker 1: net and or movie reviews dot net And that's a

1863
01:35:12,240 --> 01:35:14,960
Speaker 1: new site that Chris from there say they check podcast

1864
01:35:15,040 --> 01:35:17,040
Speaker 1: is starting and we have a podcast on there called

1865
01:35:17,160 --> 01:35:21,120
Speaker 1: four Reviews. Well, we actually talk about the movie and

1866
01:35:21,200 --> 01:35:22,960
Speaker 1: we don't give a fuck about the spoilers. We just

1867
01:35:23,040 --> 01:35:25,080
Speaker 1: talk about it like you've seen it. Yeah, so I

1868
01:35:25,280 --> 01:35:29,519
Speaker 1: love it. So you neither see you neither don't want

1869
01:35:29,560 --> 01:35:31,280
Speaker 1: to see the movie and you have no interest in

1870
01:35:31,320 --> 01:35:31,600
Speaker 1: seeing it.

1871
01:35:31,760 --> 01:35:33,759
Speaker 5: So you can listen to or you've.

1872
01:35:33,640 --> 01:35:35,400
Speaker 1: Seen the movie and you just want to help people

1873
01:35:35,439 --> 01:35:37,720
Speaker 1: discuss it. You can see it, you can check you

1874
01:35:37,800 --> 01:35:40,280
Speaker 1: can listen, or you just don't give a fuck. You

1875
01:35:40,360 --> 01:35:42,880
Speaker 1: can check that out, but don't listen to it and go, oh,

1876
01:35:43,000 --> 01:35:43,559
Speaker 1: I was spoiled.

1877
01:35:43,600 --> 01:35:46,080
Speaker 10: It's in the title we are spoiling you fucking movie that.

1878
01:35:46,120 --> 01:35:48,040
Speaker 11: We do it. And Chris is the anxious job with

1879
01:35:48,160 --> 01:35:50,400
Speaker 11: the editing because I was listening to the one he

1880
01:35:50,479 --> 01:35:53,640
Speaker 11: did on The Crazies. Yeah, and he actually plays like

1881
01:35:53,920 --> 01:35:55,600
Speaker 11: parts of the movie in the background.

1882
01:35:56,400 --> 01:35:58,240
Speaker 5: And it was funny though, because I didn't know that

1883
01:35:58,439 --> 01:36:01,080
Speaker 5: first time I heard it, and that was jumping listening

1884
01:36:01,120 --> 01:36:01,360
Speaker 5: to and.

1885
01:36:01,360 --> 01:36:05,479
Speaker 1: I said, oh yeah, And Karen sat there and recorded

1886
01:36:05,520 --> 01:36:07,439
Speaker 1: the podcast with us and didn't even know that.

1887
01:36:08,000 --> 01:36:10,240
Speaker 10: So that's how much better the end result was.

1888
01:36:10,560 --> 01:36:12,920
Speaker 1: It was really good, y'all. And those reviews on the

1889
01:36:13,000 --> 01:36:15,280
Speaker 1: podcast are all short that none of them will be

1890
01:36:15,360 --> 01:36:19,880
Speaker 1: more than fifteen, so you know, I know, we already

1891
01:36:19,920 --> 01:36:22,600
Speaker 1: do a lot of content every week anyway, so you

1892
01:36:22,680 --> 01:36:26,200
Speaker 1: know anyway, but y'all check out the trees Man.

1893
01:36:26,880 --> 01:36:30,120
Speaker 10: Go to Helen Heartaches dot com. Yes she's back in.

1894
01:36:30,160 --> 01:36:33,960
Speaker 1: The building, Yes she is. She's in the building. T

1895
01:36:34,080 --> 01:36:36,479
Speaker 1: I s in the building. Family Max Bigger Belly. Of

1896
01:36:36,560 --> 01:36:39,679
Speaker 1: course he's really in the building. Yes, I ain't leaving

1897
01:36:39,720 --> 01:36:41,000
Speaker 1: the building. What are you talking about.

1898
01:36:43,400 --> 01:36:48,000
Speaker 10: He's the fountain member of he got Little Wayne's in

1899
01:36:48,040 --> 01:36:48,519
Speaker 10: the building.

1900
01:36:48,600 --> 01:36:53,479
Speaker 1: Yes, hopefully keep in the building. Definitely in the building.

1901
01:36:53,920 --> 01:36:58,240
Speaker 1: G W's in the building, Keep up dm DMX has

1902
01:36:58,240 --> 01:37:00,600
Speaker 1: been in the building. You know, you set up a

1903
01:37:00,720 --> 01:37:02,680
Speaker 1: permanent residence in there. I think he is got a

1904
01:37:02,800 --> 01:37:08,160
Speaker 1: rotating door. Yeah, you got to he can't be out. Yeah,

1905
01:37:08,200 --> 01:37:10,080
Speaker 1: he needs somebody to tell him how to pitch and

1906
01:37:10,200 --> 01:37:13,160
Speaker 1: like he can't, he can't do it. He's like what

1907
01:37:13,360 --> 01:37:19,439
Speaker 1: time his blood And hopefully when we play our cards right,

1908
01:37:19,640 --> 01:37:21,439
Speaker 1: Max b will be in the building soon. I mean

1909
01:37:22,000 --> 01:37:25,160
Speaker 1: not Max. We walk a flocking Please find drugs in

1910
01:37:25,640 --> 01:37:29,080
Speaker 1: please this way he please? And you know, and if

1911
01:37:29,120 --> 01:37:31,280
Speaker 1: you out there going, oh this nigga's root for people

1912
01:37:31,320 --> 01:37:34,080
Speaker 1: to go to prison. Yes, I am. Criminals should go

1913
01:37:34,160 --> 01:37:37,280
Speaker 1: to prison. It's like fucking legos. Some go here, some

1914
01:37:37,520 --> 01:37:40,679
Speaker 1: go there. Criminals belong in the prison part of the world.

1915
01:37:41,040 --> 01:37:44,920
Speaker 1: That's all very simple. Apparently you niggas have never been

1916
01:37:45,000 --> 01:37:46,680
Speaker 1: robbed before. I had a gun pulled on you.

1917
01:37:46,840 --> 01:37:51,559
Speaker 11: I hada or kill niggas listening a little too hard

1918
01:37:51,600 --> 01:37:52,439
Speaker 11: to these rappers this.

1919
01:37:53,040 --> 01:37:55,080
Speaker 1: You pull a gun on me, guess what I want

1920
01:37:55,120 --> 01:37:56,880
Speaker 1: you to be somewhere where you don't have access to

1921
01:37:57,000 --> 01:38:01,280
Speaker 1: guns or freedom. That's all show you you can't. Yes,

1922
01:38:01,800 --> 01:38:04,880
Speaker 1: somebody ran up in an apartment around here like last

1923
01:38:04,920 --> 01:38:06,400
Speaker 1: week or something like this.

1924
01:38:07,240 --> 01:38:08,559
Speaker 10: Nigga needs to be off the face.

1925
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Speaker 5: Of the earth.

1926
01:38:09,160 --> 01:38:11,120
Speaker 1: Yes he does. I like to keep my ship.

1927
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Speaker 5: I worked for it and say that again. And we

1928
01:38:13,760 --> 01:38:15,640
Speaker 5: had a foxalon the other day and we were like, oh,

1929
01:38:15,800 --> 01:38:17,040
Speaker 5: well buddy, what's.

1930
01:38:16,720 --> 01:38:19,479
Speaker 1: Going on here? Yes? I was about to send the

1931
01:38:19,520 --> 01:38:21,160
Speaker 1: police anyway, yes in case.

1932
01:38:21,280 --> 01:38:22,880
Speaker 5: Yes, the people say, hey, you got it, you got

1933
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Speaker 5: an incident happened.

1934
01:38:23,760 --> 01:38:24,840
Speaker 1: They was like, do you want a police to go?

1935
01:38:24,920 --> 01:38:27,000
Speaker 5: And said hell yes, don't know what's happening, but sending

1936
01:38:27,040 --> 01:38:27,720
Speaker 5: their asses them.

1937
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Speaker 1: Yeah.

1938
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Speaker 10: They couldn't even contact me.

1939
01:38:29,680 --> 01:38:32,240
Speaker 1: They called four people, and I love my family because

1940
01:38:32,280 --> 01:38:39,439
Speaker 1: every last one of them said send the cops. S yes, call.

1941
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Speaker 5: H man, damnit go check.

1942
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Speaker 1: All right man. So this has been another episode of

1943
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Speaker 1: Blackout Tips podcast. Go ahead and check us out the

1944
01:38:49,840 --> 01:38:52,360
Speaker 1: blackout tips dot com, go to Facebook, join the Blackout

1945
01:38:52,400 --> 01:38:55,599
Speaker 1: Tips Facebook group. You know what I'm saying. Make sure

1946
01:38:55,640 --> 01:38:58,639
Speaker 1: that you guys, are you know donating and make sure

1947
01:38:58,640 --> 01:39:00,880
Speaker 1: you guys are following us on Twitter at Rodham is Prime?

1948
01:39:01,200 --> 01:39:02,880
Speaker 5: Say Dad again? Dad is in dat?

1949
01:39:03,280 --> 01:39:08,720
Speaker 1: Patresea's Patrise c and is that everything? Oh call the

1950
01:39:08,760 --> 01:39:11,160
Speaker 1: show seven or four five fout seven zero one eighty six,

1951
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Speaker 1: leave a voicemail. We always play those.

1952
01:39:13,360 --> 01:39:16,759
Speaker 10: Ships and respond back again since we got counseled.

1953
01:39:16,960 --> 01:39:19,400
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, we're gonna we're doing this show too because

1954
01:39:19,400 --> 01:39:22,519
Speaker 1: we couldn't do yeah right radio last week, which is

1955
01:39:22,680 --> 01:39:25,680
Speaker 1: uh Larry. Larry's mom had a surprise birthday party and

1956
01:39:25,760 --> 01:39:27,360
Speaker 1: in typical Negro.

1957
01:39:27,320 --> 01:39:30,719
Speaker 11: Fashion, they didn't tell her son until the day before.

1958
01:39:31,160 --> 01:39:35,840
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's surprised for both of y'all. So he's gonna do.

1959
01:39:35,920 --> 01:39:38,559
Speaker 1: We're gonna be on the next Tuesday, and that's probably

1960
01:39:38,560 --> 01:39:41,120
Speaker 1: gonna get out of hand because them niggas love Max

1961
01:39:41,200 --> 01:39:44,080
Speaker 1: B and I just said fuck that nigga.

1962
01:39:44,160 --> 01:39:46,519
Speaker 10: So apparently we have things to discussion.

1963
01:39:46,600 --> 01:39:49,559
Speaker 5: Yeah, well, so we're gonna have some fans cloning in live.

1964
01:39:49,920 --> 01:39:52,160
Speaker 1: Yeah, and people could call it live like a radio

1965
01:39:52,280 --> 01:39:54,639
Speaker 1: show and just talk to us. So all right, man,

1966
01:39:54,840 --> 01:39:57,599
Speaker 1: So you good with this care I'm good, all right,

1967
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Speaker 1: Love you you too, Jack.

1968
01:40:02,160 --> 01:40:17,080
Speaker 3: Down, Jet Down, Jack down, Jet Down.

1969
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Speaker 7: It's not the ordinary, it's not an extraordinary. So the

1970
01:40:23,040 --> 01:40:27,400
Speaker 7: Busses commentary, a literary genius and a superior big creator have.

1971
01:40:27,479 --> 01:40:30,920
Speaker 17: Come together and we made a musical composition which we

1972
01:40:31,000 --> 01:40:33,759
Speaker 17: think is a remedy to cure all the dance boards

1973
01:40:33,800 --> 01:40:36,840
Speaker 17: the seventy You want to dance, We got what you want, Jadge,

1974
01:40:36,840 --> 01:40:39,439
Speaker 17: each other Press Prince bussing up with the brand new.

1975
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Speaker 14: Phone, Jack Down, Jack Down, Jack Down.

1976
01:40:58,640 --> 01:41:01,040
Speaker 2: It was kind of an exigent the way that it happened.

1977
01:41:01,160 --> 01:41:03,160
Speaker 2: One day I was rapping then on the beat, Jeff

1978
01:41:03,240 --> 01:41:04,000
Speaker 2: was back in the yelling.

1979
01:41:04,080 --> 01:41:05,000
Speaker 1: All of a sudden he.

1980
01:41:05,040 --> 01:41:08,440
Speaker 2: Brought in a cut and I dropped my microphone.

1981
01:41:07,720 --> 01:41:09,639
Speaker 1: And said, what the heard of Jeff?

1982
01:41:09,920 --> 01:41:10,519
Speaker 2: Wait a minute?

1983
01:41:10,640 --> 01:41:13,600
Speaker 1: Play it? He just smiles. That thing it was.

1984
01:41:14,080 --> 01:41:17,120
Speaker 17: It made me want to and we knew almost at

1985
01:41:17,200 --> 01:41:20,800
Speaker 17: once it was a until we continued to listen to it,

1986
01:41:21,280 --> 01:41:23,120
Speaker 17: and we knew it was definite when I started rapping

1987
01:41:23,200 --> 01:41:23,400
Speaker 17: to it.

1988
01:41:23,680 --> 01:41:25,080
Speaker 1: So on came behind fob to.

1989
01:41:25,160 --> 01:41:28,519
Speaker 7: Jeff and without hesitation, popped in my cossette and I

1990
01:41:28,600 --> 01:41:31,360
Speaker 7: took the phone that night and analyzed it, rewound the

1991
01:41:31,400 --> 01:41:33,240
Speaker 7: tape over Renoulvo and memorized it.

1992
01:41:33,520 --> 01:41:34,720
Speaker 2: That's why they we went to.

1993
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Speaker 15: The club and now now cool tel saying the people

1994
01:41:38,760 --> 01:41:40,920
Speaker 15: dancing and shaking and whooping and jumping and spitting and

1995
01:41:41,000 --> 01:41:43,880
Speaker 15: clapping baba beatbock, grooming and screaming and yelling while the

1996
01:41:43,920 --> 01:41:46,160
Speaker 15: microphone IF was flowing fresh moms up was showing.

1997
01:41:46,240 --> 01:41:48,000
Speaker 2: So people said, yump, you go in and walking tin

1998
01:41:48,080 --> 01:41:48,599
Speaker 2: in or rock.

1999
01:41:48,840 --> 01:41:51,280
Speaker 7: While Jeff was on the beat box the special resistance

2000
01:41:51,320 --> 01:41:52,760
Speaker 7: from my homeboy ready rock.

2001
01:41:53,080 --> 01:41:54,919
Speaker 2: People caught just to get up front.

2002
01:41:54,760 --> 01:41:57,200
Speaker 7: To get it. You were a recall.

2003
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Speaker 16: Down down that that bound that that that bund that

2004
01:42:03,200 --> 01:42:06,439
Speaker 16: bound that that that bound that that bound that that

2005
01:42:06,600 --> 01:42:10,840
Speaker 16: that sound that bound that that that bound that bound

2006
01:42:10,960 --> 01:42:14,519
Speaker 16: that that that sound, that bund that that that sound.

2007
01:42:15,479 --> 01:42:23,479
Speaker 18: Do lock the beat, No, lock the beat, lock the beat,

2008
01:42:26,720 --> 01:42:32,760
Speaker 18: No lock the beat, no lock the beat, no lock

2009
01:42:32,840 --> 01:42:33,240
Speaker 18: the beat.

2010
01:42:33,280 --> 01:42:46,559
Speaker 1: What's talking with the beat? That turn it all around?

2011
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Speaker 7: Among the original, amazing, nostalding, miraculous, remarkable stories.

2012
01:43:00,040 --> 01:43:04,200
Speaker 2: Sation of stupendis music that has ever been cregated. It's

2013
01:43:04,280 --> 01:43:06,160
Speaker 2: all but believe me, it's complicated.

2014
01:43:06,280 --> 01:43:08,400
Speaker 7: But when you're done it so now we can breathe

2015
01:43:08,760 --> 01:43:10,679
Speaker 7: along the way to sigh every lead.

2016
01:43:11,360 --> 01:43:14,800
Speaker 2: This isn't a publicity stunt. It's the raw, untouched, pure

2017
01:43:15,000 --> 01:43:24,599
Speaker 2: heart brandow to beat to beat, to be, to beat

2018
01:43:26,640 --> 01:43:27,320
Speaker 2: to beat.

2019
01:43:29,080 --> 01:43:41,560
Speaker 1: To beat to beat to beat, to be

2020
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Speaker 2: Be