Speaker 1: Second day. We all have unique things that we find
Speaker 1: attractive in other people. Like for Alexis, she always checks
Speaker 1: the guy's pants to make sure that he has an
Speaker 1: enormous wallet. Oh, okay, I check for something else. I
Speaker 1: don't not do that. I think she checks for a
Speaker 1: lot of For Jose, he's looking for a lady, preferably
Speaker 1: a breathing one. But it's not a deal break. No,
Speaker 1: it's not breath Yes. For Brooke, well, she's taken. Yeah,
Speaker 1: or at least that's what the missing posters of her
Speaker 1: husband's taken call anytime, I guess. One of our listeners,
Speaker 1: Greg has kind of a unique turn on that drew
Speaker 1: him into a certain lady. Greg, welcome to the show. Hey,
Speaker 1: thanks for having me. Welcome. Where did you find this
Speaker 1: lovely lady? So? I found her on a dating app.
Speaker 1: She looked really pretty. She seems funny, smart. But I
Speaker 1: really am into juggling. I love I watch a lot
Speaker 1: of it, just juggling videos on YouTube, and she she's
Speaker 1: an amateur juggler. So I thought that that was really
Speaker 1: really close. Yeah, that made right there. So do you
Speaker 1: juggle or do you just watch other people do it? No?
Speaker 1: I am a strict spectator. I can't juggle, but I
Speaker 1: watched hours of juggling videos on YouTube. Like it's a
Speaker 1: watch people juggle. You're like, oh yeah, when women do,
Speaker 1: it's very I think it's very seductive when you watch
Speaker 1: a woman juggle, and there's some videos where they will
Speaker 1: juggle axes, knives, it gets, it gets very hope that
Speaker 1: doesn't turn you off. And it's like, oh, man, did
Speaker 1: you hear his voice when he started talking about it's
Speaker 1: very It's just it's very intense. I suggest you watch
Speaker 1: some of the videos. You'll see what I'm talking about.
Speaker 1: I think, get it now. But let's move on from
Speaker 1: So did we learn her name yet? Oh? Katie? Okay, Katie, Okay.
Speaker 1: What did you and Katie end up doing for a date. Well,
Speaker 1: we had a plan for the evening, so we started
Speaker 1: at a bar. We had a couple of quick drinks
Speaker 1: and we Our plan was to see a movie and
Speaker 1: it was it was great. She shows up and I
Speaker 1: joked around with her because when we were messaging, I said, oh,
Speaker 1: you should bring some of your your juggling gear. That'd
Speaker 1: be fun. I think she thought I was joking. I
Speaker 1: was serious, But whatever, that's fine or all the different
Speaker 1: concessions from the movie. It's funny you say that I
Speaker 1: tried at the bar. I tried seeing if she'd do
Speaker 1: a couple of tricks, but she was embarrassed with them.
Speaker 1: But anyway, you're more of a third date thing. Anyway.
Speaker 1: I know we're kind of like rushing past that real quickly.
Speaker 1: But I feel like that actually could be the reason
Speaker 1: why she's not calling you back if you're like fresh
Speaker 1: juggling all sorts of weird stuff. Man, No, she I
Speaker 1: think she totally enjoyed that. I appreciated that. I think
Speaker 1: it's one of those things that's overlooked, and I don't
Speaker 1: think it was that Okay, as I looked back on
Speaker 1: it and thought about it, you know what could have
Speaker 1: come wrong with the day? I think I diagnosed it. Okay,
Speaker 1: you seem like a very analytical person, So what do
Speaker 1: you got? Well, so I think I didn't get a
Speaker 1: call back because that towards the end of the movie,
Speaker 1: the main character dies and I cried. I kind of like,
Speaker 1: had do you heaving sobs? Yeah, bro, I'm the same
Speaker 1: in movies, dude, I did commercials will make me? Do
Speaker 1: you think you're like too ugly of a crier for well, no,
Speaker 1: I think it was. It was very appropriate. But I
Speaker 1: noticed her, noticed me crying, and she just brusquely turned
Speaker 1: away from me and looked back at the screen. And
Speaker 1: I thought, I thought, geez, this would have been a moment.
Speaker 1: There might have been some compassion or pretty vulnerable moment
Speaker 1: for your bro. Well, it could have been. Maybe she
Speaker 1: turned away because she was worried she was going to
Speaker 1: start crying too, see and you cry, you know. Oh,
Speaker 1: I don't know. It was just it was very intensive.
Speaker 1: I just got this energy sense that perhaps that made
Speaker 1: her uncomfortable or I'm not sure a woman, or maybe
Speaker 1: she was worried that you were going to ask her
Speaker 1: to juggle your tears. I didn't make it happy. Again,
Speaker 1: I didn't know. I didn't do anything like that. So
Speaker 1: you're saying, after the after the crying in the movie,
Speaker 1: the mood shifted. Yeah, it shifted. So I, of course
Speaker 1: I walked her to her car, and as I pondered
Speaker 1: the evening, which I thought, overall was a really wonderful night,
Speaker 1: I went in for a kiss and she turned her cheek, which,
Speaker 1: of course, at the first date that's understandable. So I
Speaker 1: kind of pissed her like nose Were you still Sonati
Speaker 1: from all the cry previously? No, I always carry I
Speaker 1: have a handkerchief that I always carry with me. Okay,
Speaker 1: you were done heaving and sobbing at that point. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I mean I was still carrying the effect of the
Speaker 1: finale of the film. But you know, I composed myself
Speaker 1: by the time we got to the parking lot, and
Speaker 1: I said I wanted to see her again because we
Speaker 1: had such a great time. I cracked a joke about
Speaker 1: the juggling, which I thought added some levity, and I
Speaker 1: have not heard from her since. That's okay, let me overall, dude,
Speaker 1: you sound like a pretty good guy. Yeah, character, I
Speaker 1: need to ask, like I do with everybody on these
Speaker 1: second dates, where were your pants? Were they on or
Speaker 1: were they off at any point? Because sometimes that can
Speaker 1: be a deal breaker. I actually always wear my pants.
Speaker 1: I would never act in me that kind of inappropriate.
Speaker 1: You're at a higher level than a lot of the
Speaker 1: people that we talked to already, so I was. I
Speaker 1: was wearing pants and a dress shirt, so I thought
Speaker 1: I very appropriate for a first pant and a dress shirt.
Speaker 1: Now you're taking it over the time, are you trying
Speaker 1: to impress. It's a dark yeah. Okay, I see a
Speaker 1: lot of people think I'm weird too and they don't
Speaker 1: get me. But maybe you and I are kind of
Speaker 1: kindred spirits and that sounds like, let's let's play a song.
Speaker 1: We'll come back, we'll call, we'll try, we'll try and
Speaker 1: do that. No promises, but we'll call Katy for you
Speaker 1: and try and get a second date. Update. Okay, okay,
Speaker 1: thank you, hold on, don't forget Broke and Jeffrey's Merch
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Speaker 1: and Jeffrey dot com if you're just joining us for
Speaker 1: the second date. We've been talking to Greg about his
Speaker 1: movie date with a woman named Katie, and Greg from
Speaker 1: the first part sounds like a really nice, upstanding guy
Speaker 1: who likes to wear his emotions on his sleeve and
Speaker 1: put his balls up in the air. One of his
Speaker 1: favorite things is to watch people juggle. Thank you, and
Speaker 1: can we start with that next time? Was it too
Speaker 1: a little much? It was a little much. I'm just
Speaker 1: saying Katie is an amateur juggler. He actually asked her
Speaker 1: to show off her skills a couple times during the date,
Speaker 1: but Greg says the real awkward moment may have been
Speaker 1: when he cried during the movie Buddy, and he used
Speaker 1: the term heaving sobs to describe it. So he's worried
Speaker 1: maybe it was a bit much and that's why when
Speaker 1: he went in at the end of the night for
Speaker 1: the kiss, she turned her face and he just got
Speaker 1: that nose cheek crease. Kiss waits for the record, counts
Speaker 1: as a kiss. Okay, as long as the lips make contact,
Speaker 1: you make contact with the body, O the kiss, you
Speaker 1: do it? Okay, Yes, I'm just want to get to
Speaker 1: the bottom of it. Okay, Okay, I take some deep breaths. Man.
Speaker 1: I mean, she may say something you might not want
Speaker 1: to hear, so just be ready. Okay he's breathing. Yeah
Speaker 1: that's good. Okay, that's good. Another underrated skill to have.
Speaker 1: So you keep breathing. We're gonna call Katie for you
Speaker 1: and see what she has to say. All right, this
Speaker 1: might actually be more of a challenge. And I was
Speaker 1: thinking before you start, but we'll tell you when to
Speaker 1: come in. Okay, you just keep doing your thing. Here
Speaker 1: we go. Hello, Hey, is this Katie. Um, yeah, hey Katie,
Speaker 1: my name's jeff from the radio show Broken Jeffrey in
Speaker 1: the Morning. Okay, Hi, Hey, hey Katie, the whole show
Speaker 1: is here and we all want to talk. Have you
Speaker 1: ever heard our show before? Katie? No, sorry, it's okay morning.
Speaker 1: We got a podcast too, you can check out on Spotify.
Speaker 1: It's fun. Okay, yep, she's okay. Well, we're also in
Speaker 1: the middle of a segment right now called a second
Speaker 1: date Update. And Okay, somebody that you went out with
Speaker 1: recently really wants to see you again and has been
Speaker 1: having a hard time reaching you. All right, any idea
Speaker 1: who I might be talking about? Um? Is it Greg? Hey? Okay,
Speaker 1: you're right, he's on your mind. Huh Um, he wasn't.
Speaker 1: But Greg, Greg seems like a sweet guy. Did you
Speaker 1: have a good time? Um, I mean it was okay, Yeah,
Speaker 1: that's all right. So we're trying to help Greg figure
Speaker 1: out if there was anything wrong or if there's something
Speaker 1: that he could improve on. We just want to know
Speaker 1: what the date was like from your perspective, right, Um. Now,
Speaker 1: he's a very nice guy. Um. Good, He's just I
Speaker 1: don't know, he's not really my type. If you like
Speaker 1: physically not that attracted to him, or is it more
Speaker 1: of a personality difference between you two. Yeah, it's more personality.
Speaker 1: He just kind of he's just like a very straightforward,
Speaker 1: literal person, like I like to be spontaneous and have fun.
Speaker 1: And you know, there was one point we were getting
Speaker 1: drinks and I was like, oh, let's do a shot,
Speaker 1: and he just asked for a glass of ice and
Speaker 1: he poured his over ice and sipped it with a
Speaker 1: straw while for a while. Oh yeah, I just it's classy.
Speaker 1: You know, he doesn't want to get trashed on his
Speaker 1: first date with you. Maybe what was the movie? Like?
Speaker 1: Was that okay? I guess he told you everything already. Yeah,
Speaker 1: we went to a movie and it was just a
Speaker 1: little bit weird because like right before it's starting, he
Speaker 1: just leans over. It's like, by the way, I've read
Speaker 1: the book already, so I know the whole story. That's okay, though,
Speaker 1: I mean, you know, sometimes movies are different than books,
Speaker 1: and if you read the whole book, then you're even
Speaker 1: more invested a lot of times in seeing the movie.
Speaker 1: It's hard to find a movie that's not based on
Speaker 1: something else. Right now, nothing's original anymore. Was that bad
Speaker 1: for you? I think it's a little bit weird because
Speaker 1: he already knows the story and like towards the end
Speaker 1: of the movie, main character dies and it's kind of
Speaker 1: like a long drawn out thing though, and he started
Speaker 1: just like bawling once it started. I was like, well,
Speaker 1: I know he's not going to pull through now. I mean,
Speaker 1: from what it sounds like, he's kind of a straight laced,
Speaker 1: uptight guy, and you're more of a laid back, you know,
Speaker 1: loose type of lady. Those words like yeah, lady. I
Speaker 1: think what Jeffrey's trying to say is that sometimes opposites attract. Yeah, right, Like,
Speaker 1: in fact, I think your opposite is on the other
Speaker 1: line right now, looking to attract over to you as
Speaker 1: we speak. What are you talking about? Tell her that
Speaker 1: he's on the phone. Okay, fine, I'll be straight laced.
Speaker 1: He's on the other phone. He's online five and he
Speaker 1: would like to right now, Hi, Katie. Oh my good,
Speaker 1: this is good to hear your voice high Hello, and
Speaker 1: it's Greg. It's Greg Y. He sounds different, dude, Why
Speaker 1: do you sound different? Greg? I was holding my breath.
Speaker 1: Oh wow, okay, I'm also I'm admittedly nervous. It's really
Speaker 1: good to hear your voice, Katie. You sound really you
Speaker 1: hearing the stuff she was saying. Well, I mean I
Speaker 1: did take notes. I just one thing I wanted to clarify.
Speaker 1: That's shot. You might not know this. Your audience might
Speaker 1: not know this. If you drink through a straw, you
Speaker 1: actually get a little more of a buzz. And Okay,
Speaker 1: the second thing I just wanted to say is I've
Speaker 1: seen this film. Um, I'm gonna confess I've seen it
Speaker 1: actually twice. I had the com emotional reaction both times,
Speaker 1: which I think confirms that it's a pretty profound film,
Speaker 1: and I think it justifies the Katie, feel free to
Speaker 1: jump in at any time whenever you feel like talking.
Speaker 1: Go ahead. Yeah, this is um, Greg, this is not
Speaker 1: a good look for you. Why did you want this
Speaker 1: on the radio. I don't think it's bad. I don't
Speaker 1: think anybody's hating on him, Katie, Like it didn't even
Speaker 1: sound like I mean, you just had some mismatches on
Speaker 1: your personality. Well, heck, I'm sure that there's things that
Speaker 1: that Greg probably saw that may have kind of been
Speaker 1: flaws about you. Good. Well, if I may to answer
Speaker 1: your question, I wasn't to air them out. I just
Speaker 1: first wanted to say, Katie, I know you're you're more
Speaker 1: spontaneous than me. You're in the moment an improviser. But
Speaker 1: on average that personality touch they die four point eight years.
Speaker 1: Then someone who is organized prepared, that's a statistical fact. Oh,
Speaker 1: I see you're saying her time is running short, so
Speaker 1: she better date you while she still can't. And when
Speaker 1: when that's personality type is complimented with someone who's an
Speaker 1: organizer and is prepared, you actually see an increase in
Speaker 1: the average age. Also, like Greg is going to increase
Speaker 1: your lifetime. That is actually probably the best like ploy
Speaker 1: or like that's right, sounds like a threat, like get
Speaker 1: with me or you're gonna die. He'll compliment your your personality,
Speaker 1: he'll help you live longer. Statistics aside, Katie, like just
Speaker 1: focus on did you have fun with him? I mean,
Speaker 1: not the best? Okay, let's go back to the stats.
Speaker 1: Then let's focus on the statistics a little clinical. How
Speaker 1: about I think someday, Katie, you're gonna want to hike
Speaker 1: up a very dangerous cliff and he's gonna be there
Speaker 1: to stop you from doing that, because statistically not a
Speaker 1: great decision. Yes, you you need someone like that in
Speaker 1: your life. How did this work? Did he pay you
Speaker 1: guys to do this? If he had more money, would
Speaker 1: you be more interested? Maybe? Well, we will offer to
Speaker 1: send you guys out on a date. Yeah, and we'll
Speaker 1: pay for it. I feel like Greg really deserves a
Speaker 1: second shot. If anything, he could be a friend, you know,
Speaker 1: like if it came down to it. But like he's
Speaker 1: an interesting dude. I think if he loosens up just
Speaker 1: a little, I think I broke it down. It looks
Speaker 1: to me seventy five percent of our evening was fun.
Speaker 1: We had twenty percent that was silence of the film,
Speaker 1: and five percent I would argue that was awkward. That
Speaker 1: seems like a pretty strong argument for. And then if
Speaker 1: you add to that, basically this would be a free state. Oh,
Speaker 1: I mean it's gonna be fun. At least science says Katie,
Speaker 1: you gotta go out with Greg. It certainly turned me on,
Speaker 1: so you should definitely say yes. If the science says
Speaker 1: I gotta do it, I will give it one more shot. Science,
Speaker 1: all right, what are you? What's going on over there?
Speaker 1: Grand Oh we're gonna Oh, this is gonna be fun.
Speaker 1: I'm going I'll have two shots and I won't use
Speaker 1: a stride promise, and then we're gonna have sex. Hello,
Speaker 1: I guaranteed. Can I change my mind? That was a joke.
Speaker 1: That's new Greg. He jokes a lot. Broken Jeffrey in
Speaker 1: the morning