WEBVTT - What about (Microsoft) Bob?

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<v Speaker 1>Get in touch with technology with tex Stuff from how

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<v Speaker 1>I'm Jonathan Strickland and I'm Lauren Obama. Today we're going

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<v Speaker 1>to talk about something that a listeners sent in. This

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<v Speaker 1>is JP from New Jersey who wrote, Hey, Jonathan and Lauren,

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<v Speaker 1>I wanted to see if you guys would consider doing

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<v Speaker 1>a podcast about history success, parentheses, Sara kas and closed

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<v Speaker 1>their entheses, and eventual downfall of Microsoft. Bob keep up

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<v Speaker 1>the great shows. Thanks JP. We're gonna tackle Bob and

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<v Speaker 1>we're gonna wrestle him to the ground and probably give

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<v Speaker 1>him noogies. But then so did the rest of the world. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>if you don't know what Bob is, don't feel badly

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<v Speaker 1>about it. It was one of the biggest flops in

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<v Speaker 1>Microsoft history, I think, one of the biggest flops and

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<v Speaker 1>kind of history period. Time did this list of the

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<v Speaker 1>fifty worst inventions ever Time Magazine. Time Magazine, Yeah, back

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<v Speaker 1>in back, and Bob was on there. I mean, along

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<v Speaker 1>with like tanning beds and hydrogen blimps. Yeah, hydrogen blimps

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<v Speaker 1>not such a great thing Microsoft. Bob possibly worse. It's

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<v Speaker 1>killed killed fewer people killed fewer people, but people dreams

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<v Speaker 1>died that day when Microsoft Bob came out that this

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<v Speaker 1>was an interface for Windows three point one, and then

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<v Speaker 1>later came out, yeah it was. It was also for

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<v Speaker 1>Windows in t So here's the thing, here's the thing.

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<v Speaker 1>We're talking about era where the personal computer is starting

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<v Speaker 1>to get some serious traction but still is not in

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<v Speaker 1>most homes. In fact, Microsoft, when they were talking about

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<v Speaker 1>designing Bob and the launch of Bob, they were predicting

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<v Speaker 1>that by I think it was seven that PCs would

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<v Speaker 1>be in forty six percent of households, and and and

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<v Speaker 1>this was that this was a forty six percent in

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<v Speaker 1>the incredible future. The idea of being is a really

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<v Speaker 1>big number that Microsoft is crazy to think that that

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<v Speaker 1>many people would have computers. Well, the problem that Microsoft

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<v Speaker 1>had identified as something that they needed to solve with

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<v Speaker 1>brute force is that that someone who is unfamiliar with

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<v Speaker 1>computers might find the operation of such a device to

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<v Speaker 1>be intimidating and difficult, and the learning curve might be

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<v Speaker 1>too too steep for your average person who was not

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<v Speaker 1>already familiar with computers. And certainly before Windows three point

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<v Speaker 1>one came out, when it was just doss on say

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<v Speaker 1>just doss operation. You know, I'm simply saying that it

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<v Speaker 1>was perhaps not the most friendly thing to greet a

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<v Speaker 1>person just just lines of code on a screen. I

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<v Speaker 1>didn't need a friend, I needed an operating system. That's

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<v Speaker 1>what Does gave me. And that's kind of that is

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<v Speaker 1>kind of what what McIntosh was doing at the time.

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<v Speaker 1>And and and Apple was was kind of kicking a

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<v Speaker 1>lot of button that arena because they were giving people

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<v Speaker 1>something more friendly, more user friendly, and a little bit

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<v Speaker 1>more intuitive, right and keep in minding of course, Apple

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<v Speaker 1>had a big jump on other computers because the Apple

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<v Speaker 1>to a very popular personal computer among mostly hobbyists and

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<v Speaker 1>people who were interested in computers. Because again that was

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<v Speaker 1>that was in the line command days, we had the

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<v Speaker 1>type stuff in is when Apple introduced the Macintosh and

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<v Speaker 1>the graphics user interface. Apple of course was not the

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<v Speaker 1>the company to invent the graphic excuser interface, but they

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<v Speaker 1>were the first ones to really successfully implement it in

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<v Speaker 1>a personal computer platform, and people liked it. It was

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<v Speaker 1>one of those things where things just made more sense.

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<v Speaker 1>It was it was it was a little more intuitive

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<v Speaker 1>than having to type and memorize all these different commands

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<v Speaker 1>that you would type into just get your computer to

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<v Speaker 1>do stuff. Well, Microsoft wanted to kind of um create

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<v Speaker 1>its own graphic unit user interface, and that was the

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<v Speaker 1>genesis of the Windows program. But even then they thought,

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<v Speaker 1>there's gotta be a way of making this simpler for

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<v Speaker 1>the average person. Now, to really look at the development

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<v Speaker 1>of Bob, you have to go back a few years

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<v Speaker 1>before Bob was a thing. And so back in nine

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<v Speaker 1>Microsoft launched a program called Microsoft Publisher. It's a desktop

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<v Speaker 1>publishing program and it was the first program from Microsoft

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<v Speaker 1>that included Wizards. Now, wizards are not you know, it's

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<v Speaker 1>not Harry Potter coming out and waving a wan saying

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<v Speaker 1>regard um leviosa or a laho mora or uh avauta cadavera.

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<v Speaker 1>It's instead a little a little help pop up. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>that's supposed to guide you through a complicated process step

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<v Speaker 1>by step. So this was a big help for someone

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<v Speaker 1>who maybe was not familiar with this particular process or

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<v Speaker 1>very rarely used it. And uh and could just follow

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<v Speaker 1>along on the directions as opposed to having to thumb

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<v Speaker 1>through a four page manual, right and and and Microsoft

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<v Speaker 1>Publisher was was pretty popular. It was designed by Karen

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<v Speaker 1>Fries and Barry Lynnette, Yeah, and Karen Fryes is going

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<v Speaker 1>to become important in a little bit and uh. And

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<v Speaker 1>right when when they were you know, they had finished

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<v Speaker 1>with publisher, it was out in the world, it was

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<v Speaker 1>doing great, and they were like, what else can we do?

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<v Speaker 1>What is our next project? We want to keep helping newbs.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm not sure if Neubs was a yeah, no, but

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<v Speaker 1>that's that's that's exactly you know, we're going to translate

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<v Speaker 1>it for the kids of today. We're really the kids

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<v Speaker 1>of about six seven years ago. But anyway, yes, uh,

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<v Speaker 1>they wanted to continue to develop software that would help

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<v Speaker 1>people who otherwise would be unfamiliar and maybe intimidated by software.

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<v Speaker 1>So that's when they started to look into the possibility

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<v Speaker 1>of developing a full graphics user interface designed with these

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<v Speaker 1>nudes in mind. Originally they were calling it Data Wizard,

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<v Speaker 1>and then that eventually had the code name Utopia, but

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<v Speaker 1>by the time it was finally going to launch, it

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<v Speaker 1>had of course changed to Microsoft Bob is designed as

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<v Speaker 1>an alternative interface, as as Lauren said earlier, for Windows

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<v Speaker 1>three point one and even Windows and Team It's supported

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<v Speaker 1>programs designed for Bob, so it supported its own programs

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<v Speaker 1>designed for that operating system or rather that user interface. Uh.

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<v Speaker 1>It also supported Windows programs and supported DOS programs. So

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<v Speaker 1>the idea was that this would be able to support

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<v Speaker 1>anything that a person would want to run on a PC.

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<v Speaker 1>So but but you know, through through this filter that

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<v Speaker 1>would allow people who are unfamiliar with computers to to

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<v Speaker 1>set everything up the way they would want it, you know,

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<v Speaker 1>with with minimum complication. Right. So, so Karen Fries became

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<v Speaker 1>the the project lead for this particular project. The lead

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<v Speaker 1>developer was a guy named Gabe Newell. Do you recognize

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<v Speaker 1>that name? Gabe Newbell. Newell was one of the co

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<v Speaker 1>founders of Valve. Yeah. So Gabe Newell also, uh, someone

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<v Speaker 1>who in his post Microsoft years, which are the last

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<v Speaker 1>like two and a half decades, has been, um, well,

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<v Speaker 1>I guess I should they the last two decades, has

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<v Speaker 1>been more than a little critical of his old company. Uh.

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<v Speaker 1>He's He's definitely leveled some pretty hefty criticisms against some

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<v Speaker 1>major Microsoft releases. But he worked on on Microsoft Bob.

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<v Speaker 1>Maybe that's what kind of left a certain, uh bad

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<v Speaker 1>taste in his mouth or something. I can see that. Uh.

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<v Speaker 1>And the the person at Microsoft who was kind of

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<v Speaker 1>overseeing the whole thing. Who was guiding it was uh. Well,

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<v Speaker 1>when she first started working on the project, her name

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<v Speaker 1>was Melinda French, but then kind of in the middle

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<v Speaker 1>of it, she became Melinda Gates. Yes, so Bill Gates's wife.

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<v Speaker 1>Melinda was the head of the whole marketing marketing side.

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<v Speaker 1>But also, you know, she was essentially kind of like

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<v Speaker 1>the face. She was a cheerleader and it certainly yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>which which led some people to suggest, perhaps snarkily or

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<v Speaker 1>maybe not even perhaps snarkily definitely that the reason why

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<v Speaker 1>Bob went as far as it did was because of

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<v Speaker 1>who was behind it, as opposed to the merits of

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<v Speaker 1>the operating system. But let's be fair, the idea behind

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<v Speaker 1>Bob was solid. It was a solid idea of let's

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<v Speaker 1>create something that is very accessible and intuitive and comforting,

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<v Speaker 1>and and they try to use some really hard data

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<v Speaker 1>to support their design decisions. They actually uh contacted a

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<v Speaker 1>couple of professors from Stanford to act as project consultants,

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<v Speaker 1>Clifford Nas and Byron Reeves, and they their their area

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<v Speaker 1>of specially it was figuring out, well, how how do

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<v Speaker 1>people communicate, how do they access information, how do they

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<v Speaker 1>process information? And their point of view is that the

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<v Speaker 1>more natural you can make an interaction, the more readily

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<v Speaker 1>someone will understand it and adapt and want to interact

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<v Speaker 1>with it. Exactly, So you have to create an environment

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<v Speaker 1>that it just it feels natural and makes sense. Now,

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<v Speaker 1>that's obviously a very a very clear motivation. I mean,

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<v Speaker 1>we we've seen that in products since I think the

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<v Speaker 1>iPad is a great example of that. It was a

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<v Speaker 1>design where it's very intuitive to use. You give an

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<v Speaker 1>iPad to a kid, that kid masters the iPad and

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<v Speaker 1>no time flat, without ever having to ask how something works. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>they've they've they've done those those great studies in in

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<v Speaker 1>Africa with kids who can't even read, have never been

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<v Speaker 1>exposed to anything like this before, and they just take

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<v Speaker 1>off with it. Yeah. So I mean that that's sort

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<v Speaker 1>of the idea here. They wanted to design something that

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<v Speaker 1>had that same sort of approach and appeal so that

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<v Speaker 1>they could help people who otherwise would be intimidated by computers.

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<v Speaker 1>So on January seven, Bill Gates took the stage at

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<v Speaker 1>c E S and unveiled Bob. He showed off also

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<v Speaker 1>a future project that was Bob related, called p D,

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<v Speaker 1>which was a c G I parrot that could respond

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<v Speaker 1>to verbal requests. And then on March thirty one, they

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<v Speaker 1>released Microsoft Bob Ah. The full retail price if you're

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<v Speaker 1>buying the full thing was as but it mostly sold

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<v Speaker 1>that around ninety, which still pretty expensive soft. Yeah yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>and by comparison today, due to inflation, that that would

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<v Speaker 1>be worth about a hundred and forty so whereas Windows

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<v Speaker 1>eight costs about ninety on the market. Yeah, yeah, so

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<v Speaker 1>it definitely was a little expensive. It said on the

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<v Speaker 1>box that did not come with a manual, but it

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<v Speaker 1>came with a manual, or at least it was called

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<v Speaker 1>Bob's Magazine, so it was trying to be packaged not

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<v Speaker 1>as manual, but it was a twenty nine page list

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<v Speaker 1>of instructions. And uh, did you hear about Microsoft Press

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<v Speaker 1>and the book that they published. I did not what happened?

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<v Speaker 1>They published a book called At Home with Bob At

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<v Speaker 1>Home with Bob, which was a companion guide, and it

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<v Speaker 1>was two hundred and ten pages long. Goodness, migracious, that's

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<v Speaker 1>a lot of guide for something that doesn't need a

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<v Speaker 1>guy tot all. Yeah, that's when you don't need a guide,

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<v Speaker 1>you go wholeheartedly down to your Microsoft I teased them.

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<v Speaker 1>I certainly couldn't build a graphics user interface at all.

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<v Speaker 1>So let's talk about what Bob was really like? What? What, how? How? How?

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<v Speaker 1>What kind of operating our user interface was it? Just

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<v Speaker 1>just for perspective, real quick, um, Bob was was dead

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<v Speaker 1>in the water by early To give you an idea

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<v Speaker 1>of how well this went, Microsoft pulled the plug in

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<v Speaker 1>nineties six. So when it went less than a full

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<v Speaker 1>year before, Microsoft said all right, this is this is

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<v Speaker 1>not gonna work. And we'll get into why they made

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<v Speaker 1>that decision. And some people might even argue that it

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<v Speaker 1>was kind of a like the deck was stacked against them,

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<v Speaker 1>that that Bob was not as horrible as it but

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<v Speaker 1>it was given credit for I disagree for one major reason,

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<v Speaker 1>but I'll get into that in the in a little

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<v Speaker 1>bit later in the podcast. So, so here we have

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<v Speaker 1>the idea. The whole idea is let's create a graphics

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<v Speaker 1>user interface. It's very relatable and easy to use and

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<v Speaker 1>and intuitive. How did Microsoft go about it? What was Bob?

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<v Speaker 1>Bob was a it was a how it was? It was?

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<v Speaker 1>You you enter Bob's house, and in Bob's house there

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<v Speaker 1>are visual representations of everything that you would hypothetically want

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<v Speaker 1>to do with your computer exactly, Like like there's a

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<v Speaker 1>there's a living room that you're looking into, right, so

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<v Speaker 1>and so Instead of a desktop where you have icons

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<v Speaker 1>that you click on, you're looking into a clip art

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<v Speaker 1>living room. Vector graphics. Yes, two and fifty six colors,

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<v Speaker 1>super fancy. Yeah. If if you don't, if you've never

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<v Speaker 1>seen pictures, link them, it's spectacular. Anyone who's used any

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<v Speaker 1>of the old Microsoft Office products that had lots and

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<v Speaker 1>lots of clip art in them, and you've looked through

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<v Speaker 1>those clip arts and you've thought, wow, that's what Bob

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<v Speaker 1>was made up of. And there was a lot of

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<v Speaker 1>animation involved. Every everything was kind of cute. See, yes,

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<v Speaker 1>everything was very cartoonish. And you have a personal assistant,

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<v Speaker 1>a series of personal assistants, and the one that it

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<v Speaker 1>came the standard one, the one that would just be

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<v Speaker 1>there as soon as you started up, was Rover Retriever.

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<v Speaker 1>The personal assistance would later come into play in versions

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<v Speaker 1>of Microsoft Office, like Microsoft Office nineties seven. We'll get

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<v Speaker 1>into that too. So, um, anyway, you're that your guide

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<v Speaker 1>when you first start off as Rover Retriever. You could

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<v Speaker 1>change him later and I think that'll be fun to

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<v Speaker 1>talk about when we get into the features list. It's exciting. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>I got I got a couple of things I want

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<v Speaker 1>to say about some of those those guys. But before

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<v Speaker 1>we do that, I want to I want to talk

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<v Speaker 1>about what it was like to first enter. So so

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<v Speaker 1>I'm just gonna I'm gonna paint you a picture with words.

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<v Speaker 1>So you you activate Microsoft Bob. You know, you've installed

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<v Speaker 1>it on your computer, assuming your computer could run it.

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<v Speaker 1>We'll get into that too, And when it first starts,

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<v Speaker 1>you are greeted by the sight of a big red door.

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<v Speaker 1>And in the center of that big red door is

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<v Speaker 1>a gold door knocker, and that door knocker says Microsoft

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<v Speaker 1>Bob on it. So you have to click on the knocker,

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<v Speaker 1>which then makes the knocker knock on the door. And

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<v Speaker 1>you didn't have to have a sound card with Bob,

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<v Speaker 1>but it was recommended because there were many noises, so

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<v Speaker 1>many noises, including one such your personal assistant would occasionally

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<v Speaker 1>make at you. But you would knock on the door

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<v Speaker 1>and Rover retriever shows up and says, uh, hey, s

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<v Speaker 1>you're trying to break into my house. Actually, he says,

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<v Speaker 1>I know you're coming in. Uh click on who you

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<v Speaker 1>are and a little list pops up. Now on your

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<v Speaker 1>first visit, there's no one. You can't select a name

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<v Speaker 1>because you haven't gotten and registered one yet, so the

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<v Speaker 1>only choice that's there is guest. So guest was there

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<v Speaker 1>so that you could let a friend log in without

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<v Speaker 1>having to create a full account and use your computer

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<v Speaker 1>to do whatever, the same way that Windows works today. Right,

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<v Speaker 1>so you could click guests. But if you did click guests, uh,

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<v Speaker 1>then you would get another message from Rover whould say,

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<v Speaker 1>are you sure you don't want to go ahead and

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<v Speaker 1>create a profile? Well I didn't really see that option earlier,

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<v Speaker 1>but sure, why not? Let's let's let's make a profile.

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<v Speaker 1>So Rover would then ask if you are new to

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<v Speaker 1>the home or if you had once been on the

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<v Speaker 1>list but now can no longer find your name on

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<v Speaker 1>the list because one of the things you can do

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<v Speaker 1>is add and remove people, or really you can remove

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<v Speaker 1>people from the list once you've joined it. So this

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<v Speaker 1>would be something like, let's say that you know you've

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<v Speaker 1>kicked your no good son out of the house because

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<v Speaker 1>he's thirty four and really he needs to go and

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<v Speaker 1>make his own way in the world. Now, I'm just

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<v Speaker 1>using this as a hypothetical. I don't have a kid,

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<v Speaker 1>and if I had a kid, it was thirty four.

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<v Speaker 1>I have a lot of explained to do. Anyway, So

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<v Speaker 1>you kicked your thirty four year old son out of

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<v Speaker 1>the house, and you've changed it. You've removed him from

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<v Speaker 1>Microsoft Bob, so if he does come back, he's not

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<v Speaker 1>gonna be able to use the computer. That would be

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<v Speaker 1>the reason for that, right, So you would have to

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<v Speaker 1>answer that question like are you new or were you

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<v Speaker 1>essentially kicked off? So let's say that you're new. You know,

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<v Speaker 1>this is your first time using Bob. You haven't alienated

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<v Speaker 1>yourself from your friends and family yet, So you click

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<v Speaker 1>on new. Then it asks you to enter in your

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<v Speaker 1>first name, your preferred name, your last name, your hometown,

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<v Speaker 1>your birthday, and your gender, which you could set to

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<v Speaker 1>not telling. But every yea, every single field required you

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<v Speaker 1>gotta film and and this will come back later because

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<v Speaker 1>these little these little cartoon guides needed to know things

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<v Speaker 1>about you so that they could talk to you about Stuffy. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>they did, So you filled this part out. Now you're

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<v Speaker 1>prompted to create a password for your account. And one

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<v Speaker 1>of the funny things I thought about this was that

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<v Speaker 1>it actually explains to you what the asterisks are as

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<v Speaker 1>you type in your password. You know how the password

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<v Speaker 1>field starts filling up with asterisks, because if it showed

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<v Speaker 1>you in plain text what the password was, that wouldn't

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<v Speaker 1>be very secure. Yeah, someone staying behind you could see it,

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<v Speaker 1>and so it actually explains that concept in But again,

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<v Speaker 1>Bob's design for people who are brand new to compute, right, No, no,

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<v Speaker 1>I I can see someone, um you know, for for example,

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<v Speaker 1>my grandmother plays a lot of solitaire, but is mostly

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<v Speaker 1>confused about other things on computers that could be useful. Right,

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<v Speaker 1>So so yeah, if you're sitting there thinking, wait, I

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<v Speaker 1>didn't hit the asterisk button, why is that popping up,

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<v Speaker 1>it would actually explain it to me. It sounds silly

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<v Speaker 1>simply because I've been using computers for so long it's

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<v Speaker 1>hard for me to even imagine that. But then again,

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<v Speaker 1>I was not the target market for Bob. Uh, I'm

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<v Speaker 1>not sure who was. So then after that point, after

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<v Speaker 1>you created it, you had to type in your password

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<v Speaker 1>a second time. Uh, And if you misstype the password

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<v Speaker 1>the second time, you would get a prompt telling you

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<v Speaker 1>that it did not match the first password, and you

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<v Speaker 1>had to try again that's going to become really important

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<v Speaker 1>in a little while. So next you would then, once

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<v Speaker 1>you get through the password creation process, you would enter

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<v Speaker 1>in your actual address and time zone, so not just

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<v Speaker 1>your hometown, your full address. And again it's required, so

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<v Speaker 1>you had to put the whole thing in there and

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<v Speaker 1>the time zone that you are in. Then you would

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<v Speaker 1>have to create at least one private room. So remember

0:18:00.119 --> 0:18:02.720
<v Speaker 1>Bob is a house. Most of those rooms in that

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<v Speaker 1>house are public when it starts off, which means that

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<v Speaker 1>anyone who joins on your computer can access those public rooms.

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<v Speaker 1>But if you wanted to create a private room where

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<v Speaker 1>only your stuff would be, like you know, programs that

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<v Speaker 1>you only want to have access to, you could do that.

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<v Speaker 1>Um So, if if you wanted to access a private room,

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<v Speaker 1>you would have to be logged in under that I

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<v Speaker 1>d so uh Lauren would not be able to go

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<v Speaker 1>into my room because of that, except we'll talk about

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<v Speaker 1>how she totally could do that pretty soon. And then

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<v Speaker 1>finally the last step would be that you would it

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<v Speaker 1>would ask you if it wanted to import other programs

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<v Speaker 1>besides the Bob programs that came standard with Microsoft Bob.

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<v Speaker 1>So I would ask if you wanted to import Dawson

0:18:48.480 --> 0:18:52.879
<v Speaker 1>Windows programs. Uh. That step is absolutely necessary. If you

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<v Speaker 1>had completely lost your mind to decide to use Bob

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<v Speaker 1>as your graphics user interface for everything and say I'm

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<v Speaker 1>not using any other interface at all, just Bob, you

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<v Speaker 1>would need to be able to import those other programs.

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<v Speaker 1>So that's the that's the process of creating your Bob account.

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<v Speaker 1>We're going to talk about the the the different features

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<v Speaker 1>of Bob, the software that came with it, some of

0:19:15.720 --> 0:19:19.080
<v Speaker 1>these uh, some of these assistants everything. Once that door

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<v Speaker 1>opens and uh, and I'll start off with the big

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<v Speaker 1>security flaw right after we take a short break, all

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<v Speaker 1>right back to Bob. So you know I mentioned that

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<v Speaker 1>there was a big security flaw. So Lauren, UM, let's

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<v Speaker 1>say that you you have got Microsoft Bob. I've got

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<v Speaker 1>a profile on there. Password, You've created a profile, You've

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<v Speaker 1>created a password. Whenever you need to log in, you

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<v Speaker 1>have to put your password in and you have one

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<v Speaker 1>of the one of the pieces of software and we'll

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<v Speaker 1>talk more about them in a minute, but one of

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<v Speaker 1>the pieces of software there's is Bob is Bob's Checkbook.

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<v Speaker 1>The idea that's a financial software so that you can

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<v Speaker 1>you know manage your home finances. So presumably there could

0:19:58.920 --> 0:20:02.040
<v Speaker 1>be some pretty pretty private information in that. And let's

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<v Speaker 1>say you've you've thought of that, and you've actually put

0:20:05.280 --> 0:20:08.920
<v Speaker 1>that particular program in your private, private room. So yeah,

0:20:08.920 --> 0:20:10.440
<v Speaker 1>it's not in the public room, so I'm not gonna

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<v Speaker 1>just happen across it. If it were in a public room,

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<v Speaker 1>that would be bad. Um. But you've created your password

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<v Speaker 1>and everything, and then I think, huh, I really want

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<v Speaker 1>to learn what Lauren's bank account number is, so I

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<v Speaker 1>try and log in as Lauren. When you try and

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<v Speaker 1>log in and you don't have the right password, after

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<v Speaker 1>three attempts, it says, I, you know that's not the

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<v Speaker 1>right password. Do you want to reset your password? And

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<v Speaker 1>you say yes. Instead of it then taking you to

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<v Speaker 1>like sending an email or linking you somehow, there's because

0:20:43.640 --> 0:20:46.440
<v Speaker 1>it's looking for nubs. It's saying, well, I guess I'll

0:20:46.480 --> 0:20:48.520
<v Speaker 1>just let you reset your password right now. So I

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<v Speaker 1>could then reset Lauren's password, so not only would I

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<v Speaker 1>have access to her account, I would lock her out

0:20:53.800 --> 0:20:56.320
<v Speaker 1>have access to my account anymore. Wow, that's until you

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<v Speaker 1>tried to enter the password three times, and then you

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<v Speaker 1>could reset yourself, and so it essentially just become the

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<v Speaker 1>two of us resetting that password over and over and

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<v Speaker 1>over again until you gave up and said, I do

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<v Speaker 1>not want this on my computer. Huge, huge security flaw.

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<v Speaker 1>Nothing is private. Well yeah, that's uh, that's at the idea.

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<v Speaker 1>I had not heard about that part of it, and

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<v Speaker 1>that is very special. And I wouldn't even need to

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<v Speaker 1>have an account. I mean, all I would need is

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<v Speaker 1>access to your computer because just going in as a guest,

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<v Speaker 1>I could do that. And uh yeah, so there was

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<v Speaker 1>no such thing as privacy or security with Bob. It

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<v Speaker 1>had this just ridiculously massive vulnerability. Uh. And you might

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<v Speaker 1>as well not even have a password system at that point,

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<v Speaker 1>because if all it takes is three failed log ins

0:21:38.119 --> 0:21:41.240
<v Speaker 1>and then you can reset the password, that's that's like

0:21:41.280 --> 0:21:44.360
<v Speaker 1>having no password at all. Uh. Same sort of problems

0:21:44.520 --> 0:21:49.640
<v Speaker 1>existed with removing people from a list. So let's say that, um,

0:21:49.720 --> 0:21:53.320
<v Speaker 1>let's let's have an interesting hypothetical situation here. Let's say

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<v Speaker 1>that for some reason, how stuff works decides to switch

0:21:55.720 --> 0:21:58.679
<v Speaker 1>completely over to Microsoft Bob and we all have a

0:21:58.760 --> 0:22:04.600
<v Speaker 1>shared environment. That sounds like the worst thing. And we'll

0:22:04.600 --> 0:22:06.840
<v Speaker 1>talk about more reasons why there's for us in a second.

0:22:06.840 --> 0:22:08.840
<v Speaker 1>But all right, so we have a shared environment. One

0:22:08.880 --> 0:22:12.719
<v Speaker 1>of the things anyone can do, whether they are logged

0:22:12.720 --> 0:22:16.680
<v Speaker 1>into Microsoft Bob or not, is remove someone from that list.

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<v Speaker 1>So I could go in and say, Josh, creepy hands Clark,

0:22:20.240 --> 0:22:25.280
<v Speaker 1>you do not get access to the computer anymore. Delete Josh,

0:22:25.359 --> 0:22:28.040
<v Speaker 1>even as a guest could say, guess what, Jonathan, neither

0:22:28.119 --> 0:22:31.880
<v Speaker 1>can you delete? Or guess what job that I'm gonna

0:22:31.920 --> 0:22:35.639
<v Speaker 1>log in as you password, password, password reset? You know,

0:22:35.640 --> 0:22:40.240
<v Speaker 1>it's just ridiculous and um. And part of the supposed

0:22:40.280 --> 0:22:44.240
<v Speaker 1>appeal of Bob was that you could change the decor

0:22:44.480 --> 0:22:47.000
<v Speaker 1>of any room. Right, you can make a room look

0:22:47.240 --> 0:22:49.359
<v Speaker 1>the way you wanted based upon the clippard that you're

0:22:49.359 --> 0:22:53.399
<v Speaker 1>haun available. They had windows in these rooms, so you

0:22:53.400 --> 0:22:56.000
<v Speaker 1>can change the scenery outside. Yeah, you can make it

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<v Speaker 1>like a space or field pretty unset. Yeah. Again, keep

0:23:01.560 --> 0:23:04.119
<v Speaker 1>in mind this is all clip art based stuff. But

0:23:04.720 --> 0:23:06.840
<v Speaker 1>that meant that anyone else could do the same thing,

0:23:06.960 --> 0:23:10.160
<v Speaker 1>especially especially in the public rooms. So public rooms, anyone

0:23:10.200 --> 0:23:14.080
<v Speaker 1>could go in there, move stuff around, change the layout,

0:23:14.960 --> 0:23:17.840
<v Speaker 1>delete things, put new things in, which means that if

0:23:17.920 --> 0:23:19.720
<v Speaker 1>Lauren lugs in and she says, oh, this doesn't make

0:23:19.720 --> 0:23:22.240
<v Speaker 1>any sense, I'm gonna rearrange everything so that makes sense

0:23:22.280 --> 0:23:25.040
<v Speaker 1>to to the way my brain works. And she lays

0:23:25.040 --> 0:23:26.880
<v Speaker 1>that out and an eyeglog and I'm like, this doesn't

0:23:26.920 --> 0:23:28.359
<v Speaker 1>make any sense, and I change it all around so

0:23:28.440 --> 0:23:30.400
<v Speaker 1>it makes sense to me. Lauren lugs back in. It's

0:23:30.480 --> 0:23:32.760
<v Speaker 1>changed completely from the last time she used it, and

0:23:32.760 --> 0:23:35.760
<v Speaker 1>it's going every time someone uses it and changes it,

0:23:35.760 --> 0:23:38.359
<v Speaker 1>it's going to be affective. Now in the example I'm using,

0:23:38.359 --> 0:23:42.080
<v Speaker 1>I'm suggesting that somehow we all have a networked user

0:23:42.119 --> 0:23:46.560
<v Speaker 1>interface that is as persistent across all our computers. In reality,

0:23:46.600 --> 0:23:49.680
<v Speaker 1>we're talking about one machine one one PC in a home.

0:23:50.240 --> 0:23:53.439
<v Speaker 1>But if it's a family PC and everyone logs into it,

0:23:53.800 --> 0:23:55.560
<v Speaker 1>then the kids could sit there and say like, I

0:23:55.600 --> 0:23:58.720
<v Speaker 1>don't like that chair, delete and uh. Same thing for

0:23:58.840 --> 0:24:02.159
<v Speaker 1>the programs. The programs will be represented by various objects

0:24:02.520 --> 0:24:06.359
<v Speaker 1>right right. Either the main ones were by objects in

0:24:06.359 --> 0:24:08.399
<v Speaker 1>the room, and anything that you added in from Windows

0:24:08.480 --> 0:24:11.040
<v Speaker 1>or daughter, etcetera would be a little file box with

0:24:11.080 --> 0:24:12.959
<v Speaker 1>an icon on the front of it. Right, So if

0:24:12.960 --> 0:24:16.240
<v Speaker 1>you wanted to to activate any of those, uh, those

0:24:16.320 --> 0:24:18.960
<v Speaker 1>main programs, you would have to click on the icon,

0:24:19.040 --> 0:24:21.640
<v Speaker 1>but you could actually change the size of the icon.

0:24:22.440 --> 0:24:25.560
<v Speaker 1>So if you're if you thought, you know, that checkbook

0:24:25.560 --> 0:24:28.000
<v Speaker 1>needs to be three times the size that it currently is,

0:24:28.040 --> 0:24:31.399
<v Speaker 1>you could totally do that. So it was chaos. You know,

0:24:31.440 --> 0:24:33.920
<v Speaker 1>if you had more than one user using that computer,

0:24:34.359 --> 0:24:36.560
<v Speaker 1>there was no guarantee that your experience was going to

0:24:36.600 --> 0:24:40.320
<v Speaker 1>be remotely similar from one instance to the next, So

0:24:40.520 --> 0:24:43.880
<v Speaker 1>that was a big issue as well. Um, that's also

0:24:44.000 --> 0:24:46.040
<v Speaker 1>less intuitive. I mean, if you're if you're designing this

0:24:46.080 --> 0:24:47.800
<v Speaker 1>for someone who really doesn't know what they're doing, I

0:24:47.840 --> 0:24:51.439
<v Speaker 1>can't imagine that that would be helpful. Yeah, and uh

0:24:51.560 --> 0:24:54.960
<v Speaker 1>and once you had that that profile created in your

0:24:55.040 --> 0:24:58.280
<v Speaker 1>inside the Home of Microsoft Bob, you had the opportunity

0:24:58.320 --> 0:25:01.080
<v Speaker 1>to take the home tour. The home tour did not

0:25:01.320 --> 0:25:03.760
<v Speaker 1>leave the room you were in, so whatever room you

0:25:03.760 --> 0:25:05.600
<v Speaker 1>were in, you would stay in there for the home

0:25:05.640 --> 0:25:08.640
<v Speaker 1>tour and it would get go through about sixteen prompts

0:25:08.800 --> 0:25:14.440
<v Speaker 1>of information. Uh. So we had someone on Facebook asked

0:25:14.480 --> 0:25:18.960
<v Speaker 1>us a question specifically saying, is this where Clippy came from? Yes?

0:25:19.000 --> 0:25:22.879
<v Speaker 1>And no. The assistance that you could get in Bob

0:25:23.320 --> 0:25:26.320
<v Speaker 1>were acting very much in the same way that Clippy

0:25:26.359 --> 0:25:29.760
<v Speaker 1>on Microsoft Office ninety seven and word would perform. You know,

0:25:29.800 --> 0:25:31.639
<v Speaker 1>that like, I see you're trying to write a resume,

0:25:31.720 --> 0:25:35.080
<v Speaker 1>would you like some help? Same sort of thing was

0:25:35.119 --> 0:25:36.560
<v Speaker 1>in Bob. In fact, that was one of the few

0:25:36.560 --> 0:25:39.640
<v Speaker 1>things to carry over into other Microsoft products. Yeah. Also,

0:25:39.720 --> 0:25:44.439
<v Speaker 1>the dog from the Windows XP search function was basically

0:25:44.880 --> 0:25:47.879
<v Speaker 1>retriever U there. When we talk about some of the

0:25:47.880 --> 0:25:50.280
<v Speaker 1>other personal assistants, you'll recognize that at least one of

0:25:50.280 --> 0:25:53.240
<v Speaker 1>them did make it into Microsoft Office. A Clippy was

0:25:53.320 --> 0:25:57.280
<v Speaker 1>not in Bob, but he Clippy, in his own little way,

0:25:57.359 --> 0:26:00.560
<v Speaker 1>was hated just as much as Bob was. Um. So yeah,

0:26:00.600 --> 0:26:02.399
<v Speaker 1>you could uh and and you would have to go

0:26:02.480 --> 0:26:05.320
<v Speaker 1>from room to room inside Bob in order to access

0:26:05.359 --> 0:26:08.399
<v Speaker 1>all the different programs, and that was not always the

0:26:08.400 --> 0:26:12.200
<v Speaker 1>most intuitive thing to do, which was unfortunate considering that

0:26:12.240 --> 0:26:14.320
<v Speaker 1>the whole purpose of Bob was to make using computers

0:26:14.320 --> 0:26:18.160
<v Speaker 1>even easier. Um and so yeah, you could just sit

0:26:18.160 --> 0:26:20.240
<v Speaker 1>there and change out clip art to your heart's content.

0:26:20.520 --> 0:26:22.200
<v Speaker 1>So I guess we can talk a little bit about

0:26:23.040 --> 0:26:26.240
<v Speaker 1>about the actual requirements the software and and sort of

0:26:26.240 --> 0:26:28.080
<v Speaker 1>a little bit more about the navigation that once you're

0:26:28.080 --> 0:26:31.760
<v Speaker 1>in Bob. Um. I'm still reeling over the fact that

0:26:31.840 --> 0:26:36.800
<v Speaker 1>essentially everyone had administrative rights on Bob no matter what,

0:26:36.960 --> 0:26:39.919
<v Speaker 1>whether they were logged in or not. That's kind of crazy,

0:26:40.240 --> 0:26:42.159
<v Speaker 1>all right, Okay, So so the so the programs that

0:26:42.200 --> 0:26:47.320
<v Speaker 1>came native to Bob included a household Manager UM, which

0:26:47.480 --> 0:26:50.600
<v Speaker 1>was kind of kind of kind of life tips and

0:26:50.720 --> 0:26:53.040
<v Speaker 1>home organizational kind of things like if you needed it

0:26:53.080 --> 0:26:54.560
<v Speaker 1>to do list or something like that. I think that

0:26:54.560 --> 0:26:56.400
<v Speaker 1>that was part of that function. Yeah, you could also

0:26:56.440 --> 0:26:59.520
<v Speaker 1>do that out of the calendar as well. Um. It

0:27:00.080 --> 0:27:02.440
<v Speaker 1>did have a note on it that the textual information

0:27:02.480 --> 0:27:04.760
<v Speaker 1>may not be accurate or complete, and it's not intended

0:27:04.800 --> 0:27:08.600
<v Speaker 1>to replace consultation with a professional, which really entertains me

0:27:08.600 --> 0:27:11.720
<v Speaker 1>because I'm like, yeah, we're just we just wrote some stuff. Anyway,

0:27:11.800 --> 0:27:14.720
<v Speaker 1>there was the Bob letter Writer, Yes, we should help

0:27:14.760 --> 0:27:16.520
<v Speaker 1>you write letter. I see you're trying to write a letter,

0:27:16.560 --> 0:27:18.800
<v Speaker 1>And that was very much like Clippy, to the point

0:27:18.800 --> 0:27:22.159
<v Speaker 1>where you could tell Bob what sort of letter you

0:27:22.200 --> 0:27:24.560
<v Speaker 1>were writing and to what sort of person you were writing,

0:27:24.560 --> 0:27:27.120
<v Speaker 1>and it would fill out. It would auto fill out

0:27:27.119 --> 0:27:31.960
<v Speaker 1>an entire letters very awful, might not at all related

0:27:32.000 --> 0:27:35.320
<v Speaker 1>to what you want to say. Um. I almost only

0:27:35.400 --> 0:27:38.600
<v Speaker 1>want to communicate in those now, just to see how

0:27:38.720 --> 0:27:44.240
<v Speaker 1>how far I could get using only Bob created letters. Uh,

0:27:44.280 --> 0:27:47.480
<v Speaker 1>and and just see if I could communicate my point

0:27:47.520 --> 0:27:51.160
<v Speaker 1>across through auto film messages. So Lauren, you've got something

0:27:51.160 --> 0:27:53.239
<v Speaker 1>to look forward to in the upcoming week. Thank you,

0:27:53.320 --> 0:27:57.280
<v Speaker 1>Thank you Microsoft for making this possible. Um No, I'm sorry, Microsoft,

0:27:57.320 --> 0:28:00.520
<v Speaker 1>Please don't please don't kill me. Um. There's a financial

0:28:00.520 --> 0:28:06.720
<v Speaker 1>guide Bob Checkbook, which was also compatible with Microsoft's money software. Right.

0:28:07.160 --> 0:28:11.000
<v Speaker 1>Uh that calendar that Jonathan mentioned, an address book. You

0:28:11.040 --> 0:28:14.399
<v Speaker 1>could sign up for a Bob email account. I totally

0:28:14.400 --> 0:28:17.720
<v Speaker 1>wish I had one of those. This was this was

0:28:18.000 --> 0:28:20.000
<v Speaker 1>It was an extra charge at the time and went

0:28:20.080 --> 0:28:22.880
<v Speaker 1>only through a proprietary email client. You couldn't just sign

0:28:22.920 --> 0:28:24.520
<v Speaker 1>up any email client that you want to take through

0:28:24.520 --> 0:28:30.080
<v Speaker 1>the system. Still. And then Geo Safari the game. It

0:28:30.119 --> 0:28:32.480
<v Speaker 1>was a little game with an education. There were a

0:28:32.520 --> 0:28:35.280
<v Speaker 1>couple of There are a couple of of little assistance

0:28:35.320 --> 0:28:38.400
<v Speaker 1>that would pop up for specific programs, and one of

0:28:38.440 --> 0:28:40.680
<v Speaker 1>them was a little elephant guy who would pop up

0:28:40.680 --> 0:28:42.560
<v Speaker 1>in Geo Safari. So while you're playing the game, this

0:28:42.560 --> 0:28:45.440
<v Speaker 1>little elephant dude shows up and asks you questions about

0:28:46.520 --> 0:28:50.160
<v Speaker 1>various areas or even not just geography, but also animals.

0:28:50.800 --> 0:28:54.080
<v Speaker 1>So I actually watched a video of this demonstrated where

0:28:54.080 --> 0:28:57.040
<v Speaker 1>a person was playing it, and it gave you pairs

0:28:57.080 --> 0:28:59.880
<v Speaker 1>of animals and explained their relationship to each other. So

0:29:00.440 --> 0:29:03.960
<v Speaker 1>shark and fish would be predator and prey, uh. And

0:29:04.000 --> 0:29:07.240
<v Speaker 1>then a what was the one like a shark and

0:29:07.280 --> 0:29:11.120
<v Speaker 1>a lamprey would be a partner animal partnership, so a

0:29:11.160 --> 0:29:14.880
<v Speaker 1>symbiotic relationship. And then like a deer and a tick,

0:29:15.000 --> 0:29:18.600
<v Speaker 1>which would be a parasite parasitic relationship. And then what

0:29:18.640 --> 0:29:20.400
<v Speaker 1>it would do is it would show you two animals

0:29:20.400 --> 0:29:22.040
<v Speaker 1>and you had to figure out which of those three

0:29:22.080 --> 0:29:24.920
<v Speaker 1>categories those two animals would would fall into that that

0:29:25.000 --> 0:29:27.960
<v Speaker 1>pair would fall into. So that was an example of

0:29:27.960 --> 0:29:30.480
<v Speaker 1>that GeoSafari game. But most of the game, from what

0:29:30.480 --> 0:29:33.960
<v Speaker 1>I understand, was really more of geography than uh than biology,

0:29:34.320 --> 0:29:37.680
<v Speaker 1>right anyway, So that was one of those little assistances

0:29:37.680 --> 0:29:39.479
<v Speaker 1>that would pop up for a specific instance. But there

0:29:39.480 --> 0:29:43.360
<v Speaker 1>were other assistants as well, right, Yeah, we had I've

0:29:43.360 --> 0:29:47.040
<v Speaker 1>got a whole list here. We've got blithe the firefly, hopper,

0:29:47.080 --> 0:29:51.760
<v Speaker 1>the bunny, or be the globe ruby. Uh. It was

0:29:51.840 --> 0:29:55.120
<v Speaker 1>it was basically an angry bird before before angry birds

0:29:55.160 --> 0:29:59.920
<v Speaker 1>were a thing. Um Shelly the turtle, speaker, the the

0:30:00.000 --> 0:30:02.360
<v Speaker 1>a speaker. It was a little a little icon of

0:30:02.400 --> 0:30:06.400
<v Speaker 1>a of a like a noise making computer speak. Um,

0:30:06.600 --> 0:30:10.680
<v Speaker 1>Chaos the cat, Java the dinosaur. I think, Scus the rat.

0:30:10.880 --> 0:30:15.560
<v Speaker 1>Scuse the mouse. It was a mouse, not a rat. Hey, no,

0:30:15.840 --> 0:30:19.240
<v Speaker 1>just goes a link to a blind dot digger the worm.

0:30:19.360 --> 0:30:23.200
<v Speaker 1>Um and William Shakespeare are the ones you forgot. The

0:30:23.200 --> 0:30:27.480
<v Speaker 1>most important one of the two important ones. There's the dot.

0:30:27.960 --> 0:30:31.040
<v Speaker 1>The dot. It was a giant red dot, okay, with

0:30:31.120 --> 0:30:33.080
<v Speaker 1>the big smiley face. But the most important one was

0:30:33.680 --> 0:30:39.480
<v Speaker 1>Bode Laire, the French gargoyle. How could you leave out

0:30:39.480 --> 0:30:41.960
<v Speaker 1>bode Laire, the French gargoyle? I had I had heard

0:30:41.960 --> 0:30:43.960
<v Speaker 1>tell of a gargoyle, but I didn't have its name,

0:30:43.960 --> 0:30:46.120
<v Speaker 1>and I didn't I didn't want to. His name was

0:30:46.160 --> 0:30:50.720
<v Speaker 1>Bode Laire. Well, he's a gargoyle who was French. Yeah.

0:30:50.840 --> 0:30:53.000
<v Speaker 1>And each of these, each of these assistants had its

0:30:53.000 --> 0:30:55.960
<v Speaker 1>own kind of personality in a way, in the sense

0:30:55.960 --> 0:30:58.080
<v Speaker 1>that it would some of them would be a little

0:30:58.080 --> 0:31:01.680
<v Speaker 1>more active than others, so Um would would be faster

0:31:01.840 --> 0:31:05.520
<v Speaker 1>to jump in and offer suggestions than others. Apparently, Scuzzie

0:31:05.560 --> 0:31:10.080
<v Speaker 1>the mouse was really apathetic just just didn't care. Botelaire

0:31:10.200 --> 0:31:13.840
<v Speaker 1>was supposedly very quiet unless you specifically clicked on bodel

0:31:13.880 --> 0:31:17.120
<v Speaker 1>Aire to to get some help. Some of them were

0:31:17.120 --> 0:31:19.560
<v Speaker 1>a little more proactive, right, And they all had different

0:31:19.600 --> 0:31:22.320
<v Speaker 1>different words that they would use. They had a different vocabulary,

0:31:22.400 --> 0:31:24.680
<v Speaker 1>and for example, one of the words that Rover really

0:31:24.720 --> 0:31:28.160
<v Speaker 1>liked using was scrumptious, as as in, I'm just one

0:31:28.160 --> 0:31:30.600
<v Speaker 1>of a scrumptious gang of personal guides here to help

0:31:30.680 --> 0:31:36.160
<v Speaker 1>you find your way in the home dog. Uh blythe

0:31:36.160 --> 0:31:42.120
<v Speaker 1>would say OI a lot, I'm not joking back off

0:31:42.640 --> 0:31:46.200
<v Speaker 1>like that kind of thing. Yeah, because I read up

0:31:46.200 --> 0:31:49.320
<v Speaker 1>on these. Um yeah, So so anyway, they if you,

0:31:49.400 --> 0:31:51.320
<v Speaker 1>if this sounds to you like this would be even

0:31:51.320 --> 0:31:54.080
<v Speaker 1>more obnoxious than Clippy, you're pretty much on the right track.

0:31:54.480 --> 0:31:57.200
<v Speaker 1>That does the feedback in fact that many people well

0:31:57.240 --> 0:31:59.360
<v Speaker 1>I mean obviously Clippy didn't exist yet as a as

0:31:59.360 --> 0:32:02.760
<v Speaker 1>a point of ref yeah, uh and uh, you know,

0:32:04.360 --> 0:32:07.320
<v Speaker 1>you have that personal assistant going with you wherever, so

0:32:07.520 --> 0:32:10.160
<v Speaker 1>you could actually there was one choice that was invisible,

0:32:11.040 --> 0:32:14.200
<v Speaker 1>and invisible was essentially no personal assistant. You could still

0:32:14.200 --> 0:32:16.360
<v Speaker 1>get help if you really needed it, but you didn't

0:32:16.400 --> 0:32:19.440
<v Speaker 1>have that that little animated character who was almost always

0:32:19.440 --> 0:32:22.040
<v Speaker 1>in the lower right hand corner of your screen. Uh.

0:32:22.080 --> 0:32:24.440
<v Speaker 1>And and these were characters that also like if if

0:32:24.480 --> 0:32:29.120
<v Speaker 1>you were idle for an extended time, characters like like

0:32:29.280 --> 0:32:34.160
<v Speaker 1>Rover or Chaos would go to sleep. And yeah, and

0:32:34.200 --> 0:32:36.640
<v Speaker 1>occasionally they would interact with other stuff in the room

0:32:36.720 --> 0:32:39.320
<v Speaker 1>to kind of be amusing. But I think I would

0:32:39.360 --> 0:32:44.360
<v Speaker 1>have considered it distracting personally, but absolutely uh and then uh, yeah,

0:32:44.360 --> 0:32:47.040
<v Speaker 1>it also had a I thought it was nice that

0:32:47.040 --> 0:32:49.840
<v Speaker 1>that Bob came with some productivity software like letter Writer,

0:32:49.960 --> 0:32:52.000
<v Speaker 1>in the sense that you didn't already have to go

0:32:52.040 --> 0:32:54.160
<v Speaker 1>out and buy other software suites. You could do some

0:32:54.200 --> 0:32:57.960
<v Speaker 1>basic computing stuff in Bob. It's uh, it's unfortunate that

0:32:58.120 --> 0:33:01.280
<v Speaker 1>most of the navigation looked pretty complex. Actually it would.

0:33:01.440 --> 0:33:03.640
<v Speaker 1>It would pull up these these dialogue windows with lots

0:33:03.640 --> 0:33:06.040
<v Speaker 1>of different choices. Yeah, I mean, I mean like RPG

0:33:06.360 --> 0:33:09.000
<v Speaker 1>level choice. I mean like like seven different choices on

0:33:09.080 --> 0:33:12.160
<v Speaker 1>all these menus. Right, so you see, you know, basic

0:33:12.240 --> 0:33:14.000
<v Speaker 1>menu design, you want to try and keep it as

0:33:14.040 --> 0:33:17.960
<v Speaker 1>simple as possible. But some of these menus had seven

0:33:18.040 --> 0:33:20.480
<v Speaker 1>or more choices on them, and and now all of

0:33:20.480 --> 0:33:24.280
<v Speaker 1>them were intuitive, like you couldn't really be like one

0:33:24.280 --> 0:33:27.680
<v Speaker 1>of them might be change something like, well that's not

0:33:27.800 --> 0:33:29.480
<v Speaker 1>specific at all, what does that mean? And if you

0:33:29.480 --> 0:33:30.960
<v Speaker 1>clicked on it would allow you to do things like

0:33:31.080 --> 0:33:34.240
<v Speaker 1>change the the view of the room, so whatever is

0:33:34.280 --> 0:33:37.080
<v Speaker 1>in the wind, whatever's appearing in the window, or change

0:33:37.080 --> 0:33:39.600
<v Speaker 1>which programs are there or or or move to a

0:33:39.600 --> 0:33:43.040
<v Speaker 1>different room. Um, you could add doorways, you could add rooms.

0:33:44.240 --> 0:33:48.280
<v Speaker 1>Uh and uh you might think this, uh, this, this

0:33:48.320 --> 0:33:53.240
<v Speaker 1>program probably didn't meet with too much success or acclaim

0:33:53.360 --> 0:33:57.440
<v Speaker 1>and you'd you'd be right, you'd be correct entirely. It.

0:33:57.840 --> 0:34:02.160
<v Speaker 1>According to pc Data, a retail research firm, only around

0:34:02.240 --> 0:34:05.440
<v Speaker 1>fifty eight thousand copies of Bob were ever sold. Um.

0:34:05.480 --> 0:34:10.680
<v Speaker 1>By contrast, uh moved like two point seven five million

0:34:10.760 --> 0:34:13.759
<v Speaker 1>copies in retail the first month. Yeah, so fifty eight

0:34:13.760 --> 0:34:17.319
<v Speaker 1>thousand for the almost the year that it existed. And

0:34:17.440 --> 0:34:20.840
<v Speaker 1>that's it. Um. Also, Microsoft kind of shot itself in

0:34:20.840 --> 0:34:25.560
<v Speaker 1>the foot. They distributed copies review copies to journalists back

0:34:25.640 --> 0:34:30.520
<v Speaker 1>in December, right with with an embargo on reviews until

0:34:31.920 --> 0:34:35.279
<v Speaker 1>only until after CES, not until the product launched, right

0:34:35.719 --> 0:34:38.719
<v Speaker 1>and so at c S. Bill Gates gets up talks

0:34:38.760 --> 0:34:41.120
<v Speaker 1>about it, but at that point the embargo lifts which

0:34:41.160 --> 0:34:43.560
<v Speaker 1>means that the journalists are allowed to write their thoughts

0:34:43.600 --> 0:34:46.839
<v Speaker 1>on Microsoft Bob. And they did and some of them

0:34:46.840 --> 0:34:52.399
<v Speaker 1>were how they did, Yeah, there's yeah one one. One

0:34:52.400 --> 0:34:54.759
<v Speaker 1>guy said that uh much much of the behavior of

0:34:54.800 --> 0:34:57.480
<v Speaker 1>these of these characters that are running around helping you

0:34:57.560 --> 0:35:00.400
<v Speaker 1>out will be unappealing to people. Seriously bent I'm getting

0:35:00.400 --> 0:35:02.600
<v Speaker 1>a lot of their PCs or two adults of any

0:35:02.760 --> 0:35:06.120
<v Speaker 1>kind for that matter, essentially saying that anyone who's not

0:35:06.160 --> 0:35:08.560
<v Speaker 1>a kid is going to hate this, right and that

0:35:08.560 --> 0:35:10.520
<v Speaker 1>that is the thing, you know, that's I feel like,

0:35:10.560 --> 0:35:12.680
<v Speaker 1>even if if I were completely new to computers had

0:35:12.719 --> 0:35:14.360
<v Speaker 1>never used your scene one, if I had a cartoon

0:35:14.480 --> 0:35:17.480
<v Speaker 1>talking to me about what I wanted to do, I've

0:35:17.719 --> 0:35:19.800
<v Speaker 1>it doesn't. It feels like it's a toy. It feels

0:35:19.800 --> 0:35:21.160
<v Speaker 1>like it's it feels like it's a toy. It feels

0:35:21.160 --> 0:35:24.239
<v Speaker 1>like it's talking down to you. Um and I mean

0:35:24.560 --> 0:35:28.040
<v Speaker 1>to be fair. When Microsoft was showing off the assistance

0:35:28.200 --> 0:35:31.560
<v Speaker 1>way back with publisher there were the response was very positive.

0:35:31.560 --> 0:35:35.040
<v Speaker 1>People were saying, this is fantastic because these these programs

0:35:35.040 --> 0:35:37.040
<v Speaker 1>are getting so complicated that I just don't know how

0:35:37.080 --> 0:35:39.520
<v Speaker 1>to do some of the things that you know, I

0:35:39.520 --> 0:35:41.680
<v Speaker 1>occasionally need to do, but I don't do so frequently

0:35:41.719 --> 0:35:44.960
<v Speaker 1>that I've memorized the path to do this, and I

0:35:45.000 --> 0:35:49.280
<v Speaker 1>want this for everything. And Microsoft heard those those cries

0:35:49.320 --> 0:35:51.240
<v Speaker 1>and ran with it to the point where people realize

0:35:51.280 --> 0:35:54.759
<v Speaker 1>they didn't really want it for everything. They wanted it

0:35:54.800 --> 0:35:59.799
<v Speaker 1>for stuff that was beyond an easy couple of cliques, right,

0:36:00.120 --> 0:36:02.120
<v Speaker 1>And and that's that is where a lot of the

0:36:02.480 --> 0:36:04.759
<v Speaker 1>later Wizards came out of And you know, I mean,

0:36:04.760 --> 0:36:07.080
<v Speaker 1>we still have that on computers and it can still

0:36:07.120 --> 0:36:11.400
<v Speaker 1>be useful. Um. And I think that they were. Some

0:36:11.480 --> 0:36:14.960
<v Speaker 1>of their test audiences supposedly reacted very well to it. Um.

0:36:15.160 --> 0:36:19.600
<v Speaker 1>According to an article in PC World, um Fries had

0:36:19.920 --> 0:36:23.440
<v Speaker 1>Karen fries had remembered one man's response early on to

0:36:23.680 --> 0:36:26.960
<v Speaker 1>to a to a little duck helper quote. This guy

0:36:27.000 --> 0:36:29.200
<v Speaker 1>was very emotional about it. He grabbed my arm. He said,

0:36:29.280 --> 0:36:31.759
<v Speaker 1>save all the money on the manuals and just give

0:36:31.800 --> 0:36:33.759
<v Speaker 1>me this duck to always be there and tell me

0:36:33.800 --> 0:36:37.920
<v Speaker 1>what to do. Yeah. Which again they ran with that,

0:36:38.040 --> 0:36:40.640
<v Speaker 1>and unfortunately I think they took it to too far

0:36:40.640 --> 0:36:43.279
<v Speaker 1>of an extreme. Also, Bob was a bit of a

0:36:43.320 --> 0:36:49.160
<v Speaker 1>resource hog. Uh. Keep in mind, in order to run it,

0:36:49.200 --> 0:36:53.040
<v Speaker 1>you were Uh, the suggested minimum system requirements were to

0:36:53.080 --> 0:36:56.080
<v Speaker 1>have a forty six CPU. Well I remember those days.

0:36:56.120 --> 0:36:57.880
<v Speaker 1>I actually had a two eighty six way back in

0:36:57.920 --> 0:36:59.919
<v Speaker 1>the day. If you had a three day six, yeah,

0:37:00.200 --> 0:37:03.440
<v Speaker 1>oh super fast. You had to have thirty megabytes of

0:37:03.520 --> 0:37:06.040
<v Speaker 1>free disk space. Again, that doesn't sound like much, but

0:37:06.280 --> 0:37:07.959
<v Speaker 1>it was no. I mean at the time a thirty

0:37:07.960 --> 0:37:11.640
<v Speaker 1>tea card drive was large and uh, and eight megabytes

0:37:11.640 --> 0:37:13.560
<v Speaker 1>of memory, which was about twice as much as what

0:37:13.719 --> 0:37:18.279
<v Speaker 1>most of the computers had. So for the time, you

0:37:18.360 --> 0:37:21.759
<v Speaker 1>had to have a very powerful machine to be able

0:37:21.800 --> 0:37:24.600
<v Speaker 1>to just run this and so and so. Yeah, and

0:37:24.600 --> 0:37:27.160
<v Speaker 1>so you're talking someone who's who's never used computers before

0:37:27.200 --> 0:37:29.879
<v Speaker 1>but has a better one than most other people. Yeah,

0:37:29.920 --> 0:37:32.600
<v Speaker 1>they would have to go and spend a good amount

0:37:32.600 --> 0:37:35.480
<v Speaker 1>of money. Uh. They did come standard on one of

0:37:35.520 --> 0:37:39.799
<v Speaker 1>the Gateway computers. Um, the Bob was the standard user

0:37:39.840 --> 0:37:42.800
<v Speaker 1>in their face for that machine. It's also fortunate for

0:37:42.840 --> 0:37:45.000
<v Speaker 1>that Gateway it had a different layout to it looked

0:37:45.000 --> 0:37:48.600
<v Speaker 1>more like a barn than a house. Um. Beyond that,

0:37:48.640 --> 0:37:50.839
<v Speaker 1>it was the same stuff. I just I just face

0:37:50.920 --> 0:37:55.120
<v Speaker 1>palmed at that very idea excellent. I don't really have

0:37:55.160 --> 0:37:57.640
<v Speaker 1>anything more to say about about that part of it,

0:37:57.680 --> 0:38:01.239
<v Speaker 1>but also they there's some other there's another legacy that

0:38:01.320 --> 0:38:04.000
<v Speaker 1>Bob left us. Although it's interesting it was not actually

0:38:04.080 --> 0:38:07.200
<v Speaker 1>used in Bob, but it was created for Bob and

0:38:07.239 --> 0:38:10.120
<v Speaker 1>it has lived on in infamy ever since. It's something

0:38:10.160 --> 0:38:14.160
<v Speaker 1>that is perhaps even more hated than Bob itself, maybe

0:38:14.280 --> 0:38:17.239
<v Speaker 1>only because it's been persistent. Right we are, we are

0:38:17.280 --> 0:38:20.920
<v Speaker 1>talking about the font comics stands, comic sands. That was

0:38:20.960 --> 0:38:23.400
<v Speaker 1>a font that was designed specifically for Bob, and it

0:38:23.760 --> 0:38:26.319
<v Speaker 1>wasn't used in Bob, but that was then incorporated in

0:38:26.440 --> 0:38:31.960
<v Speaker 1>future Microsoft releases and and this this font has received

0:38:32.040 --> 0:38:34.520
<v Speaker 1>a lot of hate, a lot of hate. Well it

0:38:34.560 --> 0:38:37.840
<v Speaker 1>was it was created originally because Microsoft designer Vincent Connair

0:38:38.239 --> 0:38:41.120
<v Speaker 1>saw a beta of Bob and thought that time's new

0:38:41.200 --> 0:38:43.200
<v Speaker 1>rooman was that was the font being used in it

0:38:43.239 --> 0:38:44.880
<v Speaker 1>at the time. And he was like, there's a disconnect

0:38:44.920 --> 0:38:49.719
<v Speaker 1>between this fun, bubbly image that we're presenting and very

0:38:50.280 --> 0:38:53.759
<v Speaker 1>terse formal font, and so let's make something that looks

0:38:53.760 --> 0:38:56.040
<v Speaker 1>like it came straight out of a comic book and

0:38:56.080 --> 0:39:01.719
<v Speaker 1>then reaping the rewards and echo aids for generations to come.

0:39:02.239 --> 0:39:04.399
<v Speaker 1>You know what, I don't hate comic sands I'll come

0:39:04.400 --> 0:39:06.880
<v Speaker 1>out and say it. I don't particularly love it, but

0:39:06.920 --> 0:39:08.879
<v Speaker 1>I don't hate it. I know people, though, who have

0:39:09.000 --> 0:39:14.160
<v Speaker 1>a violent reaction to I hate it. In business emails, yes,

0:39:14.239 --> 0:39:16.040
<v Speaker 1>if I get a business email from someone, it's in

0:39:16.080 --> 0:39:19.360
<v Speaker 1>comic sense. It's hard to take that email seriously. You know,

0:39:20.480 --> 0:39:22.359
<v Speaker 1>if it starts off with hey, bozo, I'll go ahead

0:39:22.360 --> 0:39:24.000
<v Speaker 1>and read it, though, because then I'm like, all right,

0:39:24.040 --> 0:39:26.239
<v Speaker 1>now you're on Now you're speaking my language. I got you.

0:39:26.280 --> 0:39:29.839
<v Speaker 1>Now we're on the same page. There's some sort of weird, ironic,

0:39:29.960 --> 0:39:32.720
<v Speaker 1>sarcastic email, and now I need to know what it says.

0:39:32.920 --> 0:39:34.320
<v Speaker 1>I don't know. I don't think. I don't think I

0:39:34.320 --> 0:39:36.360
<v Speaker 1>want to become a kind of hipster who uses comic

0:39:36.440 --> 0:39:40.080
<v Speaker 1>fans on on purpose in an ironic way. Yeah, you

0:39:40.080 --> 0:39:42.839
<v Speaker 1>don't want your emails to have a giant mustache, now

0:39:42.880 --> 0:39:45.520
<v Speaker 1>I do not. That's fair, alright, So, um, do you

0:39:45.560 --> 0:39:48.080
<v Speaker 1>have anything else you want to say about Bob before

0:39:48.120 --> 0:39:50.319
<v Speaker 1>we wrap it up? I think I think that is

0:39:50.600 --> 0:39:55.560
<v Speaker 1>the complete breadth and depth that it's. It's it's funny

0:39:55.560 --> 0:39:58.120
<v Speaker 1>that we were even able to do an episode on this.

0:39:58.160 --> 0:39:59.719
<v Speaker 1>When I first thought about I was thinking, am I

0:39:59.800 --> 0:40:01.239
<v Speaker 1>really gonna be able to talk about a product that

0:40:01.280 --> 0:40:03.759
<v Speaker 1>only was out on the market for less than a year.

0:40:04.239 --> 0:40:06.920
<v Speaker 1>It turns out, yes we were because there was a

0:40:06.920 --> 0:40:09.759
<v Speaker 1>lot too. There were a lot of good ideas that

0:40:09.800 --> 0:40:12.520
<v Speaker 1>went into the development of Bob. They just didn't get

0:40:12.560 --> 0:40:16.120
<v Speaker 1>implemented in a way that was really useful. Actually, I

0:40:16.160 --> 0:40:18.160
<v Speaker 1>do have one more story. I'm sorry completely loued a

0:40:18.160 --> 0:40:20.640
<v Speaker 1>second ago about about the legacy of Bob. According to

0:40:21.040 --> 0:40:24.720
<v Speaker 1>Raymond Chen for tech Net magazine, I know this story

0:40:25.080 --> 0:40:28.080
<v Speaker 1>when when when Windows XP came out, it came out

0:40:28.120 --> 0:40:31.400
<v Speaker 1>on CD and there were maybe about thirty megabytes of

0:40:31.400 --> 0:40:34.800
<v Speaker 1>capacity left over on the CD, so thirty megabytes of

0:40:34.880 --> 0:40:37.600
<v Speaker 1>free space, free space, sure, and they wanted to fill

0:40:37.640 --> 0:40:39.800
<v Speaker 1>it up with some encrypted data that would be checked

0:40:39.800 --> 0:40:41.920
<v Speaker 1>by the set up program as part of the installation

0:40:41.960 --> 0:40:45.680
<v Speaker 1>and verification process. Um, just just to you know, make

0:40:45.920 --> 0:40:48.560
<v Speaker 1>make it a little bit more difficult for pirates to

0:40:48.840 --> 0:40:52.120
<v Speaker 1>download it, right, But by adding thirty megabytes to the

0:40:52.400 --> 0:40:55.520
<v Speaker 1>to the size of the file, you would increase the

0:40:55.640 --> 0:40:58.960
<v Speaker 1>download time significantly. Because remember this is back in this

0:40:59.040 --> 0:41:01.480
<v Speaker 1>is not broadband time. We're talking about using a dial

0:41:01.600 --> 0:41:03.840
<v Speaker 1>up modem. So if you're using a dial up modem

0:41:03.880 --> 0:41:06.600
<v Speaker 1>to try and pirate software. Thirty megabytes might be the

0:41:06.600 --> 0:41:09.040
<v Speaker 1>difference between I'll go and do it or no, I'm

0:41:09.080 --> 0:41:12.600
<v Speaker 1>not gonna do it. Um but so, but so instead

0:41:12.600 --> 0:41:16.440
<v Speaker 1>of putting just random gobbledygook into that extra thirty megs,

0:41:16.560 --> 0:41:19.839
<v Speaker 1>he um whoever was doing it, I'm not sure if

0:41:19.840 --> 0:41:22.000
<v Speaker 1>it was. If it could have it could have been

0:41:22.040 --> 0:41:24.640
<v Speaker 1>a brave woman in our in our technical industry, um

0:41:25.120 --> 0:41:28.520
<v Speaker 1>uh used used the entirety of Bob. Yeah, I've heard

0:41:28.520 --> 0:41:31.560
<v Speaker 1>and encrypted it and scrambled it with a keyboard mash

0:41:31.680 --> 0:41:34.759
<v Speaker 1>encryption key. I've heard that. I've heard that story. I've

0:41:34.800 --> 0:41:37.319
<v Speaker 1>also heard that it might be apocryphal, So do take

0:41:37.360 --> 0:41:38.840
<v Speaker 1>that with a grain of salt. But it is a

0:41:38.880 --> 0:41:41.120
<v Speaker 1>fun story to say that, Hey, I need to fill

0:41:41.160 --> 0:41:43.520
<v Speaker 1>up this thirty megabytes of space, how big Bob? Thirty

0:41:43.560 --> 0:41:47.319
<v Speaker 1>megabytes done? We got it, you need it, you need

0:41:47.320 --> 0:41:49.480
<v Speaker 1>to fill it up with gibberish. I've got Bob. We've

0:41:49.520 --> 0:41:53.560
<v Speaker 1>got so much. That just hurts even more than yeah yeah, sweetheart.

0:41:53.960 --> 0:41:56.560
<v Speaker 1>Well that that kind of wraps up our discussion on Bob.

0:41:56.880 --> 0:41:59.200
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