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Speaker 1: Yeah, that drunk lunch thing with Evan was hilarious, but

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Speaker 1: I do kind of think I have one that could

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Speaker 1: toss it. Oh you do really? All right? It's the

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Speaker 1: Jewel Show. Yeah, and in case you missed it earlier,

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Speaker 1: we played audio of English Evans drunk at a very

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Speaker 1: important work lunch. I can't be matched. Alcohol, couldn't be

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Speaker 1: match when it comes to alcohol. When it comes to alcohol,

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Speaker 1: and so many people have called in and texted in

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Speaker 1: wanting to hear it again. We'll do that in about

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Speaker 1: thirty minutes. In case you missed it, don't miss it,

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Speaker 1: but that's going about thirty minutes. So you have a

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Speaker 1: drunk lunch story that you think tops English Evans. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: drunk work along short nonetheless, Oh, it's also a work

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Speaker 1: lunch story. Okay, lunch. We went to all of garden

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Speaker 1: for a lunch meeting with some clients. When you're there

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Speaker 1: your family, Yeah, limed, soup solid and breadstick's delicious. That's right,

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Speaker 1: never ending, bottomless and it did not end. But I'm

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Speaker 1: usually it was a sales representatives well, I mean I

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Speaker 1: want I was one of the top sales representative Okay,

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Speaker 1: so I think, yeah, where this whole thing is going ahead.

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Speaker 1: We're pitching and we're drinking with clients and everything, and um,

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Speaker 1: their clients are really digging me. Uh so they ended up,

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Speaker 1: you know, I end up doing a bunch of shots

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Speaker 1: with them. That's always a good thing to be doing

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Speaker 1: shots at a work lunch at all of harden with

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Speaker 1: clients and your boss. Yeah, I was done, and uh

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Speaker 1: and then it so you were eating in everything, and uh,

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Speaker 1: I don't really know what came over me, but uh

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Speaker 1: I saw the bread sticks and they looked appealing, and

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Speaker 1: I started drumming on my boss's bald head. Own. Wow,

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Speaker 1: that went over very well. The best image in my

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Speaker 1: head all morning. It really is of a boss who's

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Speaker 1: probably already angry at this point because you're getting hammered

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Speaker 1: at the olive garden with some clients you're trying to impress,

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Speaker 1: and then you reach across and grab breadsticks and just

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Speaker 1: start drumming away on your boss's head. He had to

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Speaker 1: love that. He loved it, absolutely loved it. Actually. And

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Speaker 1: I mean, if we're talking, this is when only appetizers

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Speaker 1: are out, so you know, by the time we get

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Speaker 1: a full course meal go and we're eating, and then

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Speaker 1: I get some stuff on my shirt. I actually at

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Speaker 1: least spilled some pasta on my shirt. So I think

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Speaker 1: that's not that bad. That's not that big of a deal.

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Speaker 1: If you just drummed on your boss's head with breadsticks

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Speaker 1: spelling spelling, a little bit on your shirt's probably not

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Speaker 1: that bad. Quite a mine of detail. Well, it's it's

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Speaker 1: definitely all you know, all things go at that point.

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Speaker 1: But instead of using my own napkin, I reached over

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Speaker 1: to my boss's napkin and I used his and said,

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Speaker 1: and I ended up putting it in my shirt. Wait

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Speaker 1: where was his napkin? Well, it was actually in his lap.

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Speaker 1: So so instead of grabbing mine, I grabbed his. So

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Speaker 1: you reached over, grabbed the napkin out of your boss's lap,

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Speaker 1: and then wiped your shirt with that. That's right after

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Speaker 1: playing drums on his head with bread sticks in front

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Speaker 1: of these comments. Yeah, so obviously that didn't, you know,

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Speaker 1: really impressed him or the clients. And you know, long

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Speaker 1: story short, I woke up the next morning kind of

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Speaker 1: in a blur, you know, and then I realized that

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Speaker 1: I think I had called my boss right afterwards. Oh no, no,

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Speaker 1: I've been there, you know, I used to I used

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Speaker 1: to drink a ton, right, I used to get like

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Speaker 1: hammered all the time. And the worst part is waking

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Speaker 1: up the next morning and looking at your phone, Yeah,

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Speaker 1: and seeing that you called someone and you don't remember

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Speaker 1: and you called them like thirty times. Yeah. He was like, oh, no,

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Speaker 1: what happened. I can't relate. Yeah, I mean that's kind

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Speaker 1: of what happened. I looked at my collogue. Definitely was true.

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Speaker 1: And Uh, I guess I had called my boss and quit.

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Speaker 1: Oh you just quit? Yeah, you didn't even wait to

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Speaker 1: get fired. No, well, I mean I don't you know,

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Speaker 1: I don't know that turn it though. Yeah, I called

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Speaker 1: my boss after that in the morning now kind of

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Speaker 1: tried to salvage. Uh. And and I you know, I said, hey,

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Speaker 1: I think I left you. This voice failed. H He said, Oh,

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Speaker 1: I got it. Don't worry. I was going to fire

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Speaker 1: you anyway. See, Evan, You're drunken lunch inspired people to

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Speaker 1: call up with their own drunken lunch stories. It was

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Speaker 1: pretty tame compared to that. Well, you did call the

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Speaker 1: CEO of our company, Bob Agent Eric on the booty

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Speaker 1: and right right, Yeah, he also called me easy you

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Speaker 1: call it? No, you cooled yourself and then I agreed. Well, no,

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Speaker 1: she said that something was easy. I didn't say I

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Speaker 1: was easy. He said, I said the word easy. He said, yeah,

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Speaker 1: well you are easy and it was funny. But yeah,

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Speaker 1: I'm sorry for that. So if you want to call

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Speaker 1: out one of one of the best executives in entertainment,

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Speaker 1: if you want to hear him, call out Alex, you

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Speaker 1: don't him, call it me, our executive producer, Brad. If

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Speaker 1: you want to see him or hear him slap our

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Speaker 1: agent on the butt during a business lunch, you'll hear

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Speaker 1: all that because we did it earlier and people would

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Speaker 1: asked us to play it again. Call up though with

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Speaker 1: your own drunk story eight at eight three four three

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Speaker 1: one oh six one text in four one oh six one,

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Speaker 1: And since so many people have asked us, you'll hear

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Speaker 1: drunken Luncheon with Alex fre