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Speaker 1: Are you recording, I'm recording it, and I am. I

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Speaker 1: am just I. I need to know. I didn't realize

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Speaker 1: Justin was going hard launch. I didn't know he was

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Speaker 1: doing a hard launch. What in the world I mean

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Speaker 1: is that his woman.

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Speaker 2: It's a picture of him with our friend Angelina. You're

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Speaker 2: a woman for even asking that question. No, all, friend,

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Speaker 2: hold on, it was.

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Speaker 1: A picture of you, your wife, Justin, and Angelina. And

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Speaker 1: I'm gonna say, I've never seen Angelina before. So the

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Speaker 1: fact that she was launched on our Facebook page. It

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Speaker 1: was Easter weekend. You guys were dressed up and they

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Speaker 1: were riding a car together. I don't know what that says.

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Speaker 2: We've all, but we've gone back and see, you never

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Speaker 2: know friend groups like you don't know if I've met

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Speaker 2: your your neighbor Jerry, and if I've met your kid's

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Speaker 2: second grade teacher who was also on the soccer team

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Speaker 2: with your kids. See, you don't know the people that

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Speaker 2: I've met. I can't believe in two years you've never

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Speaker 2: met Angelina.

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Speaker 1: That's what I'm saying. That's why I was shocked. You

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Speaker 1: didn't even know what she looked like, had no idea,

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Speaker 1: didn't know if she was blonde, brunette, short, tall, had

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Speaker 1: no idea mind blown, mind blown she So I just

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Speaker 1: sat there and I was like, that has to be Angelina. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: I thought that to myself and I was like, wow,

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Speaker 1: finally I know what Angelina looks like. So every time

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Speaker 1: we have a conversation about Angelina, I will now know

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Speaker 1: it's a woman that knows how to play golf.

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Speaker 3: She's been part of the friends circle.

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Speaker 2: Man, So to say that he's hard launching, you need

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Speaker 2: to text Justin because I don't need you putting it

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Speaker 2: all over the press. It's a hard soft I don't

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Speaker 1: Or it could just be a friendship launch that's fine.

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Speaker 1: They were just hanging out at the golf course, having

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Speaker 1: some mick ultras. On the course, I saw there was

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Speaker 1: some controversy about a ball in the fair way. No way,

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Speaker 1: that was Justin's ball. But then he went to his

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Speaker 1: bag he pulled out the ball. I mean, fantastic.

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Speaker 2: Well, the course we were playing on, you're gonna lose

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Speaker 2: some balls. There's creeks, rivers and oceans.

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Speaker 3: So let's be real. You're gonna drop.

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Speaker 2: Twenty balls easily. You really shouldn't, but we did. It

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Speaker 2: had been about a month. There was a ball four

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Speaker 2: hundred yards in the middle of the fairway. Justin saw

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Speaker 2: me take my second shot to get to that point.

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Speaker 2: That's how far this ball was. And he thought my

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Speaker 2: second shot was his first shot. I go, Justin, you

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Speaker 2: you're out hitting me by one hundred and fifty yards, Like,

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Speaker 2: what are you talking? This was in that horse past yure.

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Speaker 1: I mean I played with someone like that named Pitt's

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Speaker 1: that he he loves to hit the ball six miles

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Speaker 1: to the left and he drives up four hundred yards

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Speaker 1: of the green. He's like, man, maybe it's up here.

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Speaker 1: Maybe it's up here. Brother, It's not up there.

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Speaker 3: Man.

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Speaker 1: It went out of bounds about two hundred and fifty

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Speaker 1: yards back that way. But hey whatever, man, you take

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Speaker 1: your time, you drive up there, you look, and I'll

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Speaker 1: just sit back here and wait. All right, Man, Man,

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Speaker 1: I couldn't find it. Brother, Maybe you were right, brother.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, I don't know what we're going to talk about

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Speaker 2: with the golf. I do know that they they are friends.

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Speaker 2: I actually haven't even asked a question, are y'all dating?

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Speaker 2: I just assume people.

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Speaker 3: Can hang out now in our country and you don't

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Speaker 1: No, I never said that. I just thought when it's

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Speaker 1: was that Easter Sunday or was that Easter Saturday?

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Speaker 2: Easter Sunday, we went to church on Easter Saturday. We

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Speaker 2: were wide open on Easter Sunday.

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Speaker 1: See, that's what I mean. When it's on Easter, when

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Speaker 1: But maybe it's they we just both had off work

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Speaker 3: D one softball? Do what the boo? Yeah, so she

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Speaker 1: Where's she played? D one in softball?

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Speaker 3: La Sale LaSalle in Chicago?

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Speaker 2: Bab Bayser's taking lessons. So even basers coming up in

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Speaker 2: the ranks. If you mean wait another year to play

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Speaker 2: with each other. It might be Angelina justin me, Bazer,

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Speaker 2: maybe your wife plays. Now the women are getting involved

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Speaker 1: Speaking of golf, man I need a huge favor. Yes,

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Speaker 1: sore Losers Nation, there has to be someone in the

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Speaker 4: Kid Willie mays, I can get your price cut of

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Speaker 4: five percent now will be better in the eggs.

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Speaker 1: Here's the deal. I'm going to Austin next weekend May second. Whoa,

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Speaker 1: that's the same weekend as iHeart for iHeart. That's why

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Speaker 1: I'm gonna be there. Oh well, on Friday, I need

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Speaker 3: And you're gonna live stream it on YouTube because you

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Speaker 1: We need a tea time for four people. And I'm

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Speaker 1: telling you what Garrett tells me. It is impossible to

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Speaker 3: I can get you blue bonnet.

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Speaker 1: Blue Bonnet doesn't exist anymore. And so I hit up

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Speaker 1: Bucky Godbolt, our old buddy over there at the Zone

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Speaker 1: so I'm stressing out that we are almost a little

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Speaker 3: What about Balcone's Country Club? Right?

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Speaker 1: Why not there?

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Speaker 3: No? No, I used to live across from it. It

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Speaker 3: was always wide open to play.

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Speaker 1: Why not gray Rock? Why not Morris Williams? Why not State?

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Speaker 1: Why not? I already looked at Plump Creek. The earliest

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Speaker 1: They have a buddy, a cousin, a family member that

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Speaker 1: at like ten thirty am for four people. I need

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Speaker 1: sore losers Nation. You would think that we would have

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Speaker 2: There is a golf there's a can get you into

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Speaker 1: Uh No, we would like to play eighteen holes of golf.

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Speaker 3: A guy runs it out of a double wide. It's great.

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Speaker 1: I mean, it's a great driving range. But that's not

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Speaker 1: what I'm here for. I'm here to tee it up

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Speaker 1: my game has improved. And speaking of golf, dude, I'm

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Speaker 3: Dude, we have this country is golf crazy. Everybody just

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Speaker 2: Baser the other day got three golf outfits because now

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Speaker 3: She goes, hey, I want to come with you every time,

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Speaker 1: That's a little much.

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Speaker 2: Well, what do you think, honey, hodey, honey, honey, let's

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Speaker 3: No, Justin was cool. I don't know of lunch.

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Speaker 2: I can throw you into the threes. Can you imagine

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Speaker 3: I didn't die. Hey, hey, John brought his wife today.

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Speaker 3: Huh the marriage trouble.

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Speaker 1: She must not believe he goes and plays golf as

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Speaker 1: much as he does. Yeah. I just got a text

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Speaker 1: And he said, hey, man, can you make it at

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Speaker 3: Hey, John brought his wife to the golf course. What

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Speaker 3: do you think marriage problems? Won't be careful? No, no

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Speaker 1: Yeah, no, no, no flirting with the cart girl. Well,

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Speaker 1: don't worry about that. There are no cart girls anymore

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Speaker 1: just you know, don't make any jokes about his putt

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Speaker 3: Gotta abase her credit.

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Speaker 2: She made it. We didn't play all eighteen. We played thirteen,

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Speaker 3: Excuse me, I do you're gonna dock me out? I

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Speaker 1: What do you mean you played thirteen?

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Speaker 3: What happened somebody stole them?

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Speaker 1: What do you mean you only played thirteen?

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Speaker 3: We only played thirteen holes.

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Speaker 1: Why explain to me how you have your whole Sunday

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Speaker 1: is wide open. You said you said Sunday was wide

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Speaker 2: Battery stopped working. We had been there for five hours.

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Speaker 2: We were playing rather slow. Oh, guys, I maxed out.

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Speaker 2: The foot hasn't been a hundred. I got planner of

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Speaker 2: fasci itis. I'm sorry. Thirteen hours took us five hours.

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Speaker 2: Thirteen holes took us five hours.

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Speaker 1: That's rough. So that is rough.

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Speaker 2: Justin knocked me and they said we tapped out after sixteen.

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Speaker 2: Two groups didn't make it through eighteen. That is how

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Speaker 2: gridlocked these courses are now.

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Speaker 1: I would say on a Sunday, Easter Sunday, I didn't

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Speaker 1: think it would be that busy. I thought I actually

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Speaker 3: We just played release.

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Speaker 2: We're taking pictures, dude. They were doing fireballs. I've never

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Speaker 2: played slower in my entire life. We had three groups

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Speaker 2: play through us. Guys, the foot was crying out to me.

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Speaker 2: After five hours. I had to wave the white flag.

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Speaker 2: I was waving the white whitey tidies.

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Speaker 3: I am out.

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Speaker 1: I am out.

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Speaker 3: I am going home. I didn't give a crap.

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Speaker 2: And it was one of those courses where each hole

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Speaker 2: you have to drive through peaks and valleys and tunnels. Yeah,

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Speaker 2: it took us two miles to get all the way

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Speaker 2: back to the clubhouse. It's not one of those you

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Speaker 2: just cut across. So we're passing groups. Hi there, yep,

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Speaker 2: sorry valley Yeah, stomach flew. Uh yeah, my lady's gotta

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Speaker 2: go to work. Oh the kids, the babysit are canceled.

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Speaker 2: Every person we passed knew that your boy's a pee

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Speaker 2: Well, the day that you need to have an efficient podcast,

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Speaker 3: Does it work? Now? If you ever lose a battery, kid?

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Speaker 3: I always look around in the room that's dead.

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Speaker 1: See that's what I mean. That's why you threw it

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Speaker 3: But that's you. You make those sacrifices for the chance

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Speaker 1: That's right, my kids do. We were watching a little

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Speaker 3: Did they really see?

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Speaker 2: will say this, Justin, Angelina Bazer. None of them can

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Speaker 2: looking for your ball, You're looking for all theirs too,

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Speaker 2: No clue, Justin, easily fifty yards off every bowl, and

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Speaker 2: then and then I would hit a normal shot. There's

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Speaker 2: I'm just making it up. It's a little green ball,

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Speaker 3: Ball right here. There's just no way that's your ball. Justin.

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Speaker 2: I've played with you for five years. Have I ever

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Speaker 2: once cheated? Have we ever once played for a dollar?

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Speaker 2: Why would I cheat on a free game that's only

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Speaker 2: for pride? Yes, it's my ball, Justin. Every time hits

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Speaker 2: it with he would he would, we would. This course

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Speaker 1: Oh that's the worst.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, So hey, guys, I don't feel like looking for mine,

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Speaker 2: So can I just get a free drop?

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Speaker 3: Yeah?

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Speaker 2: Sure, justin even though you hit it in the middle

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Speaker 2: of the driving range. Yeah, just drop it right over here.

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Speaker 2: That that's totally fair man. No worries, guys, I don't

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Speaker 2: Well yeah, dude, we don't want you to easter egg

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Speaker 2: hunt for your golf ball. But you also can't take

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Speaker 3: I mean I was seeing it all yesterday.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, I texted him.

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Speaker 3: I said, I kicked your butt due with a bad leg. Man,

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Speaker 3: I go, good.

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Speaker 1: Day, Happy Easter man, Happy Easter. Let's start.

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Speaker 3: Let's start it man, We're gonna do it live. Arnold

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Speaker 3: is off, guys. He was hiding East Riggs all night

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Speaker 1: We're gonna do it. Got a mama bunny? Huh oh

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Speaker 1: the one two three? So loser? What up, everybody? I

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Speaker 3: Suck.

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Speaker 1: Give you this sport facts, my sports opinions, because I'm

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Speaker 3: Y'all sison from the north. I'm an alpha male.

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Speaker 2: I live on the north side, very far from lunch

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Speaker 2: two kids at Vanderbilt justin should be checking on.

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Speaker 3: Him this morning.

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Speaker 2: He is the head of the electrophysiology department, not the head,

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Speaker 1: Over to you man, Yeah, man, I don't know where

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Speaker 1: We'll tell you right after this, dude. Saturday night, kids

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Speaker 1: we're talking about Easter in the morning, Easter Bunny coming

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Speaker 1: You see anything?

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Speaker 3: What are they looking at?

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Speaker 1: They're looking out the window in their bedroom. Well, what's

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Speaker 1: that is that? The Easter Bunny. No, there's a car

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Speaker 3: No, just a bum he's in the alley.

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Speaker 1: And they're like, look, look in your window, look out

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Speaker 3: Every time gets you.

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Speaker 1: Then four thirty in the morning, I hear the Easter

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Speaker 1: I hear them, Oh my gosh, they ease your bundy came.

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Speaker 3: I don't see my basket.

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Speaker 1: And I'm and you hear them going, fuck, look out

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Speaker 1: There's one on the window sill. There's one right outside

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Speaker 2: Their room screaming, Oh my gosh, Oh my gosh, you

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Speaker 2: got them locked.

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Speaker 3: Why can they not leave that room?

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Speaker 1: And they come running around the house. They're running around

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Speaker 1: This is six am.

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Speaker 2: God, yeah, I assumed it was early. I saw another couple.

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Speaker 2: They said seven am. The kids were up.

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Speaker 1: Uh six am. Hold on, I hurry up. Give me shorts,

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Speaker 1: Give me shorts, Give me shorts. Were my socks? I

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Speaker 1: don't care. What sicks. I don't care. They match start

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Speaker 1: throwing them off. Let's go, let's go, let's go. Baby

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Speaker 1: Box two, I'm like, what's wrong? Bunny goes the easter

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Speaker 1: do you know it didn't bring you a chocolate bunny?

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Speaker 1: I looked like, what do you mean?

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Speaker 3: He goes, I ran around the whole house.

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Speaker 1: I didn't see a chocolate bunny.

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Speaker 3: Dad, ain't it.

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Speaker 1: He's like, I thought, bring me a chocolate bunny, Honey.

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Speaker 1: I thought you said that was an extra, I said,

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Speaker 1: I but you already looked. Yeah. I know. I wasn't

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Speaker 1: for me. I'm like, it's okay, Bud, Like, you know,

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Speaker 1: we don't know what all the easter bunny. I mean,

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Speaker 3: Son, are you saying we got robbed last night?

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Speaker 1: He's like, okay, I'm ready. I'm right, let's go. Let's go.

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Speaker 1: He's running. His wife's coming ready, she brushed her teeth.

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Speaker 1: A right, here we go. You guys, ready, let's go

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Speaker 1: in the backyard. Let's go in the backyard. And they're like, wait,

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Speaker 1: I see the eggs in the front yard. I see

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Speaker 1: Let's go in the front yard. Run out on the

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Speaker 2: On the front porch. Yeah, you're lucky you didn't get robbed.

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Speaker 2: I thought it was an afternoon activity. This is the

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Speaker 1: The buddy came at four point thirty a m. Dude,

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Speaker 1: I'm telling you I heard the bunny outside the window

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Speaker 1: and starts, oh my god, dad, Look, the buddy brought

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Speaker 1: baby box three, and then everybody older two, let's go

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Speaker 1: look for eggs. Babybox three rips open his chocolate bunny

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Speaker 3: or big as them.

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Speaker 1: And he doesn't give a crap about going to on things.

437
00:19:00,520 --> 00:19:05,200
Speaker 1: He's like, ah and it, dude, we're outside at six

438
00:19:05,640 --> 00:19:11,320
Speaker 1: twenty eight am, running around screaming. Dound an egg down

439
00:19:11,320 --> 00:19:14,320
Speaker 1: in an egg. Oh, here's another one. Oh, there's one

440
00:19:14,359 --> 00:19:16,960
Speaker 1: up in the tree. There's what up in the train, dude.

441
00:19:17,119 --> 00:19:21,919
Speaker 1: They were pandemonium all out at six thirty in the morning.

442
00:19:22,840 --> 00:19:25,080
Speaker 3: Maybe next year we shoot for two bunny.

443
00:19:25,240 --> 00:19:29,240
Speaker 1: They were running everywhere, screaming when they'd find another one.

444
00:19:29,480 --> 00:19:33,760
Speaker 1: There was an I'm gonna say this, whoa teamwork? There's

445
00:19:33,800 --> 00:19:36,520
Speaker 1: one up where baby Box two saw it. He's like,

446
00:19:36,800 --> 00:19:39,600
Speaker 1: there's what there's what? Help me get He's jumping trying

447
00:19:39,640 --> 00:19:42,280
Speaker 1: to get it, try to get it, and Babybox one

448
00:19:42,320 --> 00:19:44,000
Speaker 1: comes over and goes, I'll get it for you. Instead

449
00:19:44,040 --> 00:19:46,240
Speaker 1: of trying to steal it, grabs it, puts it in

450
00:19:46,280 --> 00:19:46,880
Speaker 1: his basket.

451
00:19:46,920 --> 00:19:49,359
Speaker 3: So the bunny must have known their exact heights and

452
00:19:49,359 --> 00:19:51,359
Speaker 3: that they've grown a little bit and how far to

453
00:19:51,400 --> 00:19:55,240
Speaker 3: put it. So they had to use teamworder. It was awesome,

454
00:19:55,400 --> 00:19:58,280
Speaker 3: right that bunny must have got the measuring charts. I

455
00:19:58,520 --> 00:20:00,080
Speaker 3: forwarded it along to him.

456
00:20:00,240 --> 00:20:02,400
Speaker 1: Right by the curb. I guess there was one hidden there,

457
00:20:02,760 --> 00:20:06,200
Speaker 1: and baby Box two is walking backwards, walking backwards, looking

458
00:20:06,240 --> 00:20:08,560
Speaker 1: he sees when he goes to grab it, falls backward

459
00:20:08,680 --> 00:20:11,600
Speaker 1: off the curb, spills the eggs everywhere.

460
00:20:11,760 --> 00:20:15,960
Speaker 3: Now that was just a homeless person spills.

461
00:20:15,560 --> 00:20:18,960
Speaker 1: It everywhere, and he's like, look, at all these eggs,

462
00:20:19,040 --> 00:20:21,280
Speaker 1: Look at all these eggs, not realizing he had spilled

463
00:20:21,280 --> 00:20:22,000
Speaker 1: his old basket.

464
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Speaker 5: O brother, let me help you out with that one

465
00:20:27,440 --> 00:20:29,600
Speaker 5: right there. I love a little bit of that. He

466
00:20:29,680 --> 00:20:31,280
Speaker 5: was like, wow, looking at all the ones they hit

467
00:20:31,400 --> 00:20:35,560
Speaker 5: under this bush. I mean, scooping him, scooping him, scooping him,

468
00:20:35,560 --> 00:20:36,080
Speaker 5: scooping him.

469
00:20:37,160 --> 00:20:41,760
Speaker 1: Your kids are drunk, dude. They were for sure drunk.

470
00:20:42,400 --> 00:20:44,920
Speaker 3: They were dropping things they had already found.

471
00:20:45,000 --> 00:20:48,879
Speaker 1: They were going bananas, going bananas.

472
00:20:48,880 --> 00:20:51,240
Speaker 3: And then the trash guy comes in on Easter Sunday.

473
00:20:51,240 --> 00:20:54,439
Speaker 3: He doesn't give a crap. Excuse me, kids, get out

474
00:20:54,440 --> 00:20:55,160
Speaker 3: of the alley.

475
00:20:55,480 --> 00:20:58,480
Speaker 1: Then look, there's one on the car tire. There's another

476
00:20:58,520 --> 00:21:00,600
Speaker 1: one on the car tire. Why wouldn't the bunny hide

477
00:21:00,600 --> 00:21:02,720
Speaker 1: one on the car tire? What if the car drove

478
00:21:02,760 --> 00:21:04,359
Speaker 1: and we hadn't even found the egg yet?

479
00:21:04,359 --> 00:21:06,280
Speaker 3: Which car was it? My wife?

480
00:21:06,720 --> 00:21:07,080
Speaker 1: WHOA?

481
00:21:07,600 --> 00:21:09,639
Speaker 3: I thought the Accurate was broke down?

482
00:21:10,119 --> 00:21:12,640
Speaker 1: The Ultimate is broke down. There was one on Ultima.

483
00:21:16,080 --> 00:21:18,400
Speaker 3: Ray, There was one on multiple tires.

484
00:21:18,640 --> 00:21:22,560
Speaker 1: There was one on Ultimum because the door handle the

485
00:21:22,600 --> 00:21:25,239
Speaker 1: Easter Bunny put on the back windshield, like right by

486
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Speaker 1: the make.

487
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Speaker 3: It on the door handle where it could sit up

488
00:21:27,520 --> 00:21:28,280
Speaker 3: there at ballot.

489
00:21:28,400 --> 00:21:30,879
Speaker 1: No, no, not on ultimate man.

490
00:21:30,960 --> 00:21:33,560
Speaker 3: Not about in the back hitch. If you got an

491
00:21:33,720 --> 00:21:36,320
Speaker 3: suv your truck, there's always the back hitch he can

492
00:21:36,400 --> 00:21:36,639
Speaker 3: go in.

493
00:21:36,840 --> 00:21:40,159
Speaker 1: Yeah. So they were going bananas. They were having the

494
00:21:40,160 --> 00:21:42,920
Speaker 1: time of their life. Baby box threes wandering around finding

495
00:21:42,960 --> 00:21:45,359
Speaker 1: a couple. And he didn't put him in his basket.

496
00:21:45,359 --> 00:21:47,440
Speaker 1: He would open immediately. Whatever candy was in there, he

497
00:21:47,600 --> 00:21:48,359
Speaker 1: dump in his mouth.

498
00:21:48,440 --> 00:21:49,560
Speaker 3: What's your wife doing?

499
00:21:49,800 --> 00:21:52,679
Speaker 1: My wife is walking around watching She's gotten some videos.

500
00:21:52,800 --> 00:21:56,880
Speaker 1: I mean she got the fall on video of the eggs.

501
00:21:56,920 --> 00:22:00,320
Speaker 1: Oh dude, she got the fall on video like I mean,

502
00:22:00,560 --> 00:22:05,080
Speaker 1: just nailed it, like absolutely perfect. She happened to just

503
00:22:05,119 --> 00:22:06,359
Speaker 1: film right at that time.

504
00:22:06,440 --> 00:22:08,879
Speaker 2: Well, I think the truck drivers would appreciate some audio

505
00:22:10,800 --> 00:22:16,840
Speaker 2: I got you guys, don't worry about it. Oh it

506
00:22:16,960 --> 00:22:18,200
Speaker 2: turned off?

507
00:22:18,240 --> 00:22:18,560
Speaker 1: Dang it.

508
00:22:19,560 --> 00:22:27,560
Speaker 3: Dang is that a lush community. They're tripping over each other.

509
00:22:28,119 --> 00:22:29,439
Speaker 1: It was pure chale.

510
00:22:29,480 --> 00:22:30,720
Speaker 3: But how you know they're not going to run in

511
00:22:30,760 --> 00:22:33,479
Speaker 3: that road. They look like a couple of wild things.

512
00:22:33,680 --> 00:22:35,640
Speaker 1: Well, you teach them not to run in the road.

513
00:22:36,119 --> 00:22:37,760
Speaker 1: I mean, I mean they were headed right for it,

514
00:22:37,800 --> 00:22:39,119
Speaker 1: and they were headed right for him. But you just

515
00:22:39,119 --> 00:22:41,160
Speaker 1: got to Hope and Price. Hey, and it's he. I'll

516
00:22:41,160 --> 00:22:43,240
Speaker 1: tell you this though, six point thirty on a Sunday morning,

517
00:22:43,240 --> 00:22:45,440
Speaker 1: there aren't many cars going back. Let's be real, there's

518
00:22:45,440 --> 00:22:47,320
Speaker 1: not many people on the road. Then we go into

519
00:22:47,320 --> 00:22:51,000
Speaker 1: the backyard. They run around just going crazy nuts, so

520
00:22:51,200 --> 00:22:54,040
Speaker 1: fighting all the eggs. Well, what are we in? Shrubs? Trees?

521
00:22:54,200 --> 00:22:55,200
Speaker 1: Shrubs trees?

522
00:22:55,480 --> 00:22:58,359
Speaker 3: Hey, there's a gnome that plays a great run at

523
00:22:58,440 --> 00:23:00,600
Speaker 3: sc gnome fly pots.

524
00:23:00,640 --> 00:23:02,920
Speaker 1: I mean they're everywhere, man, They're some are just throwing

525
00:23:02,920 --> 00:23:03,560
Speaker 1: in the grass.

526
00:23:03,640 --> 00:23:06,199
Speaker 3: What about a master's nome? Was any of them in that?

527
00:23:06,359 --> 00:23:08,320
Speaker 1: No, there was no master's nome. Don't have that. Don't

528
00:23:08,320 --> 00:23:09,760
Speaker 1: know what that is. You told me about it. I

529
00:23:09,840 --> 00:23:12,919
Speaker 1: don't own one. And we just do all this and

530
00:23:13,160 --> 00:23:16,879
Speaker 1: we're done hunting by seven five?

531
00:23:17,200 --> 00:23:18,600
Speaker 3: What do you do the rest of the day.

532
00:23:19,560 --> 00:23:24,600
Speaker 1: They just start pounding candy. Yeah, the jelly beans, the marshmallows,

533
00:23:25,080 --> 00:23:27,520
Speaker 1: they're on the front porsch. Then they're like, hey, can

534
00:23:27,560 --> 00:23:30,320
Speaker 1: we ride bikes? Like yeah, So they get on their

535
00:23:30,359 --> 00:23:31,960
Speaker 1: bikes and they're riding up and down.

536
00:23:32,359 --> 00:23:34,159
Speaker 3: Not with that high of a blood sugar.

537
00:23:34,200 --> 00:23:37,480
Speaker 1: You're not stopping for bites of chocolate and jelly beans

538
00:23:37,520 --> 00:23:42,560
Speaker 1: and then about eight fifteen, eight thirty, the cinnamon rolls

539
00:23:42,560 --> 00:23:42,960
Speaker 1: are ready.

540
00:23:42,960 --> 00:23:46,160
Speaker 3: I made cinnamon rolls. You did it or your wife did?

541
00:23:46,280 --> 00:23:48,000
Speaker 3: I did? What did she do?

542
00:23:49,160 --> 00:23:51,800
Speaker 1: I don't know. I don't know if she made coffee maybe.

543
00:23:51,680 --> 00:23:53,440
Speaker 3: See I would imagine she's the one that makes the

544
00:23:53,480 --> 00:23:54,120
Speaker 3: cinnamon rolls.

545
00:23:54,200 --> 00:23:55,480
Speaker 1: I mean you just stick them in the oven. Ain't

546
00:23:55,480 --> 00:23:59,679
Speaker 1: really hard, yeah, right, a woman's touch, you know. And

547
00:23:59,880 --> 00:24:01,760
Speaker 1: I mean I didn't even think about it. I'm like, well,

548
00:24:01,760 --> 00:24:03,240
Speaker 1: they're gonna have a lot of candy. Maybe we should

549
00:24:03,240 --> 00:24:05,680
Speaker 1: give them cinamon rolls a little bit more sugar. It

550
00:24:05,720 --> 00:24:07,040
Speaker 1: sounds like a great idea.

551
00:24:07,200 --> 00:24:09,680
Speaker 3: You guys needed justin to check their blood sugar on

552
00:24:10,760 --> 00:24:11,280
Speaker 3: my bides.

553
00:24:11,800 --> 00:24:14,159
Speaker 1: So we eat cinnamon rolls. Then we're going over the

554
00:24:14,160 --> 00:24:16,280
Speaker 1: neighbors at nine thirty.

555
00:24:16,440 --> 00:24:19,680
Speaker 3: S You guys ever heard of the afternoon? Uh?

556
00:24:19,760 --> 00:24:21,880
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's what I was thinking too, man. I didn't

557
00:24:21,880 --> 00:24:24,080
Speaker 1: even realize how much we were gonna pack into one morning.

558
00:24:24,600 --> 00:24:27,639
Speaker 1: And about eight forty five, after the cinnamon rolls are ready,

559
00:24:27,640 --> 00:24:30,520
Speaker 1: and baby Box eats his cinnamon roll, he's like, Dad,

560
00:24:30,520 --> 00:24:32,760
Speaker 1: I think I'm gonna lay on the couch. My stomach hurts.

561
00:24:33,320 --> 00:24:35,679
Speaker 1: I'm like, oh, no, ate too much candy. He's like

562
00:24:36,040 --> 00:24:37,840
Speaker 1: all right, and he goes and lays down. The other

563
00:24:37,840 --> 00:24:40,720
Speaker 1: two they're not phased by anything. Baby Box three has

564
00:24:40,720 --> 00:24:44,360
Speaker 1: eaten every single piece of candy that he found and

565
00:24:44,440 --> 00:24:46,680
Speaker 1: he's still moving around like nothing. He ate a whole

566
00:24:46,680 --> 00:24:49,120
Speaker 1: cinnamon roll. Nothing. He's not even phased.

567
00:24:49,320 --> 00:24:52,000
Speaker 3: Sun. I dealt with this thirty five years ago, the

568
00:24:52,080 --> 00:24:54,120
Speaker 3: old stomach ache from the candy.

569
00:24:54,160 --> 00:24:55,920
Speaker 1: And then it's nine thirty and I go to Baby

570
00:24:55,920 --> 00:24:58,199
Speaker 1: Box on the couch. I'm like, hey, man, are you

571
00:24:58,240 --> 00:25:00,639
Speaker 1: gonna be able to go over to Miss Kels? And

572
00:25:00,640 --> 00:25:04,080
Speaker 1: he's like, my stomach wasn't feeling good, but I'm better now.

573
00:25:05,080 --> 00:25:10,200
Speaker 1: He pops up, He pops up, he pops up, man,

574
00:25:10,320 --> 00:25:12,000
Speaker 1: And I'm like, all right, all right, here we go.

575
00:25:12,119 --> 00:25:15,280
Speaker 1: So we go over there and.

576
00:25:15,400 --> 00:25:16,920
Speaker 3: Ray he's just trying to get out of church.

577
00:25:18,000 --> 00:25:19,920
Speaker 1: We go to her house. She lives about a block

578
00:25:19,960 --> 00:25:21,880
Speaker 1: and a half. There's another family there. So there's three

579
00:25:21,880 --> 00:25:25,640
Speaker 1: families are Miss rock Keels and mister Terry's. And we're

580
00:25:25,640 --> 00:25:27,359
Speaker 1: there and they're like, all right, who's ready for a

581
00:25:27,400 --> 00:25:29,160
Speaker 1: n ees Ter egg hunt. I'm like, whoa, we're doing

582
00:25:29,200 --> 00:25:31,960
Speaker 1: another one. She's like, oh yeah, I set one up

583
00:25:32,000 --> 00:25:33,520
Speaker 1: for the kids. You know what we did. The Easter

584
00:25:33,560 --> 00:25:36,000
Speaker 1: bunny came earlier. But then I had some spare eggs

585
00:25:36,000 --> 00:25:39,480
Speaker 1: that I made specifically for just these kids, and it

586
00:25:39,640 --> 00:25:44,120
Speaker 1: was seventy two eggs. Hidden there was eight kids, three

587
00:25:44,200 --> 00:25:49,720
Speaker 1: sweet potatoes, eight apiece, and one golden potato wrapped in

588
00:25:50,240 --> 00:25:51,600
Speaker 1: silver statisticals.

589
00:25:51,600 --> 00:25:53,080
Speaker 3: This is an eight point five apiece.

590
00:25:53,240 --> 00:25:56,400
Speaker 1: And if you got a sweet potato, you got a prize.

591
00:25:56,440 --> 00:25:58,840
Speaker 1: If you got the golden potato, which was the one

592
00:25:58,840 --> 00:26:01,360
Speaker 1: wrapped in foil, you got the grand prize.

593
00:26:01,440 --> 00:26:04,000
Speaker 3: Wait, you guys wrapped potatoes over eggs.

594
00:26:04,240 --> 00:26:07,520
Speaker 1: No, no, she just did a potato wrapped in foil.

595
00:26:07,600 --> 00:26:11,240
Speaker 1: That was the grand prize, special prize for this this hunt,

596
00:26:11,600 --> 00:26:13,639
Speaker 1: Miss Roquel, Okay, got it.

597
00:26:14,440 --> 00:26:15,880
Speaker 3: Yes, So I.

598
00:26:15,920 --> 00:26:18,480
Speaker 2: Just had heard reports that people are gonna wrap potatoes

599
00:26:18,480 --> 00:26:20,560
Speaker 2: this year instead of eggs, and I thought maybe it

600
00:26:20,600 --> 00:26:21,720
Speaker 2: passed into your community.

601
00:26:21,760 --> 00:26:23,360
Speaker 1: No, no, we didn't do that, not over there.

602
00:26:23,440 --> 00:26:25,480
Speaker 3: Ray. We got moats and a lot of money.

603
00:26:25,840 --> 00:26:28,480
Speaker 1: And so the kids just go bananas. They run around,

604
00:26:28,520 --> 00:26:31,400
Speaker 1: find eggs, finding the potatoes, find the sweet potatoes, find

605
00:26:31,400 --> 00:26:35,320
Speaker 1: the golden one. And then we have some egg castle rolls,

606
00:26:35,400 --> 00:26:39,399
Speaker 1: some muffins, some fresh pumpkin bread, that was still hot.

607
00:26:40,440 --> 00:26:44,280
Speaker 1: Some fruit kids playing games and all this. We're playing football,

608
00:26:45,119 --> 00:26:47,320
Speaker 1: and I mean we were there forever. And I look

609
00:26:47,320 --> 00:26:49,919
Speaker 1: at the clock and it's only eleven forty five am.

610
00:26:50,280 --> 00:26:52,520
Speaker 2: I gotta say, being a parent the one thing I'm

611
00:26:52,560 --> 00:26:54,720
Speaker 2: jealous of it you do more than we do on

612
00:26:54,760 --> 00:26:59,800
Speaker 2: the Bobby Bone Show before noon. Good gosh, lay on

613
00:26:59,840 --> 00:27:03,440
Speaker 2: a couch and watch Sports Center and watch them woke news.

614
00:27:03,840 --> 00:27:07,320
Speaker 1: So to ask me how much playoff basketball I watched

615
00:27:07,359 --> 00:27:09,160
Speaker 1: this weekend, zero minutes.

616
00:27:09,359 --> 00:27:10,520
Speaker 3: Get didn't miss anything.

617
00:27:10,560 --> 00:27:13,240
Speaker 2: The Thunder one by fifty, the Celtics one by half

618
00:27:13,240 --> 00:27:13,719
Speaker 2: of fifty.

619
00:27:13,800 --> 00:27:16,520
Speaker 1: Hey, you know what, they are blowed out? They all

620
00:27:16,520 --> 00:27:18,800
Speaker 1: got Hey, the theme of the first round is blowed out.

621
00:27:18,920 --> 00:27:21,880
Speaker 3: NBA. I'm glad we got all kinds of parody. Man,

622
00:27:21,960 --> 00:27:23,439
Speaker 3: this is gonna be a competitive playoff.

623
00:27:23,440 --> 00:27:25,320
Speaker 1: I'm glad we have so many teams that make the

624
00:27:25,320 --> 00:27:30,040
Speaker 1: playoffs because the first round doesn't have blowed out. Blowed out.

625
00:27:30,119 --> 00:27:33,760
Speaker 2: Guys, if you're a trucker right now in America, go

626
00:27:33,840 --> 00:27:36,320
Speaker 2: to bed early, tune in the next couple weeks. You

627
00:27:36,359 --> 00:27:37,920
Speaker 2: can take them off because you don't need to watch

628
00:27:37,960 --> 00:27:38,680
Speaker 2: sports at night.

629
00:27:39,480 --> 00:27:42,400
Speaker 1: So then we went home at like twelve thirty.

630
00:27:42,960 --> 00:27:44,480
Speaker 3: All right, we've made it to the afternoon.

631
00:27:44,520 --> 00:27:46,280
Speaker 1: We made it to the afternoon and we survived. We

632
00:27:46,320 --> 00:27:48,160
Speaker 1: went to the afternoon and the kids have had nothing

633
00:27:48,200 --> 00:27:51,560
Speaker 1: but sweets the whole day. They wanted to ride their bikes,

634
00:27:51,560 --> 00:27:54,240
Speaker 1: some Morris. They rode bikes a little bit more, and

635
00:27:54,280 --> 00:27:56,919
Speaker 1: then at one o'clock I was like, look, guys, we

636
00:27:56,960 --> 00:28:02,000
Speaker 1: got to take a nap. No, no, no, nap. We're

637
00:28:02,040 --> 00:28:07,879
Speaker 1: not taking naps. We're not taking naps. We're not tired. Okay,

638
00:28:07,760 --> 00:28:10,640
Speaker 1: they're revolting, guys. Baby Box three needs to take a nap.

639
00:28:10,720 --> 00:28:13,000
Speaker 1: You guys can lay in your beds and just read books.

640
00:28:13,040 --> 00:28:16,800
Speaker 1: That's fine, we don't care. Just be quiet. Six minutes later,

641
00:28:17,920 --> 00:28:21,119
Speaker 1: all three of them out out and then me on

642
00:28:21,160 --> 00:28:21,639
Speaker 1: the couch.

643
00:28:22,960 --> 00:28:24,680
Speaker 3: We did the same thing when we were a kid.

644
00:28:24,840 --> 00:28:26,640
Speaker 1: Oh man, it was a great easter.

645
00:28:27,080 --> 00:28:30,040
Speaker 3: As much as things change, they never changed the same.

646
00:28:30,440 --> 00:28:32,200
Speaker 1: It was a great Easter day. We'll take a break

647
00:28:32,240 --> 00:28:33,040
Speaker 1: and we'll be right back.

648
00:28:33,320 --> 00:28:35,840
Speaker 3: As much as things change, they never stay the same.

649
00:28:36,359 --> 00:28:41,560
Speaker 1: I hope you had a hoppy easter, man, Yeah, you ready?

650
00:28:41,560 --> 00:28:41,880
Speaker 2: All right?

651
00:28:42,000 --> 00:28:46,360
Speaker 1: Next topic, dude, You know the San Diego Padres are

652
00:28:46,400 --> 00:28:47,760
Speaker 1: the best team in baseball.

653
00:28:48,240 --> 00:28:49,520
Speaker 3: No, I beg to differ.

654
00:28:50,440 --> 00:28:54,680
Speaker 1: Well, it must be just like anybody that is named

655
00:28:54,680 --> 00:28:57,400
Speaker 1: the San Diego Padres are the best team in baseball,

656
00:28:58,040 --> 00:29:02,200
Speaker 1: because I'm gonna tell you what, the San Diego Padres

657
00:29:02,240 --> 00:29:08,200
Speaker 1: of Nashville, Tennessee are by far the best coach pitch

658
00:29:08,280 --> 00:29:14,360
Speaker 1: team in the league. Really, we are phenomenal.

659
00:29:14,440 --> 00:29:16,840
Speaker 2: Who is your Luis Ariaz on your team that got

660
00:29:16,960 --> 00:29:18,800
Speaker 2: knocked out at first and stretchered off.

661
00:29:19,040 --> 00:29:23,000
Speaker 1: Let me tell you how good we are. Ray, I

662
00:29:23,040 --> 00:29:26,000
Speaker 1: don't even know how they are. This good kid.

663
00:29:26,080 --> 00:29:27,760
Speaker 3: Teach him to run and then they'll fly.

664
00:29:28,200 --> 00:29:31,560
Speaker 1: But in coach pitch, you're not supposed to get people out,

665
00:29:32,280 --> 00:29:34,800
Speaker 1: like it is very rare you get people out.

666
00:29:35,120 --> 00:29:36,240
Speaker 3: So how do innings end?

667
00:29:36,960 --> 00:29:39,440
Speaker 1: You bat around? No matter what?

668
00:29:39,440 --> 00:29:40,640
Speaker 3: What is the point?

669
00:29:41,480 --> 00:29:45,920
Speaker 1: Ray? Saturday? First inning on defense, when we're in the field,

670
00:29:47,160 --> 00:29:52,080
Speaker 1: the San Diego Padres recorded three outs, three outs.

671
00:29:51,760 --> 00:29:55,040
Speaker 3: Which that never happens never. What are they the Rockies?

672
00:29:59,400 --> 00:30:03,600
Speaker 1: The first one was a ground ball to baby box two.

673
00:30:03,640 --> 00:30:07,080
Speaker 1: It's second, more like pitcher second, like not too far

674
00:30:07,120 --> 00:30:09,120
Speaker 1: all the way deep a second, but he's up and

675
00:30:09,160 --> 00:30:12,200
Speaker 1: it's his buddy from his class, from his pre K class.

676
00:30:12,240 --> 00:30:14,560
Speaker 1: Henry hit the ball to him. He fields the ball

677
00:30:14,680 --> 00:30:18,120
Speaker 1: cleanly and he's about eight feet from first base. I'm like,

678
00:30:18,160 --> 00:30:21,240
Speaker 1: throw it to first, he said, Now I'll take it myself.

679
00:30:21,360 --> 00:30:24,320
Speaker 1: Ran the first tag the bag, go sit down.

680
00:30:24,680 --> 00:30:26,840
Speaker 3: Kid the feeder faster than the ball.

681
00:30:27,040 --> 00:30:30,120
Speaker 1: He got his buddy out and he starts jumping up

682
00:30:30,160 --> 00:30:32,440
Speaker 1: and down, jumping up and down.

683
00:30:32,600 --> 00:30:34,240
Speaker 3: You never forget your first out.

684
00:30:34,600 --> 00:30:40,800
Speaker 1: It was awesome. Then ground ball to the pitcher, throw

685
00:30:40,800 --> 00:30:45,400
Speaker 1: it to first. Ah got another out, sheeesh.

686
00:30:46,240 --> 00:30:49,640
Speaker 3: Then who is the pitcher? Ah, I didn't know if

687
00:30:49,680 --> 00:30:50,640
Speaker 3: it was one of your ten gus.

688
00:30:50,680 --> 00:30:52,800
Speaker 1: No, no, no. And then there was a ground ball to

689
00:30:52,800 --> 00:30:56,160
Speaker 1: shortstop first and second ground ball to shortstop to baby

690
00:30:56,160 --> 00:31:02,840
Speaker 1: box tosses it to third baseman. He went to third

691
00:31:00,200 --> 00:31:06,280
Speaker 1: the third instead of throwing it across the diamond, higher

692
00:31:06,440 --> 00:31:10,680
Speaker 1: probability to get it out. Unbelievable. And dude, I'm telling you,

693
00:31:11,320 --> 00:31:13,800
Speaker 1: I had to pitch this weekend because the head coach

694
00:31:13,880 --> 00:31:15,480
Speaker 1: was gone. I'm the assistant coach.

695
00:31:15,600 --> 00:31:16,960
Speaker 3: Throw a little bit of mustard on it.

696
00:31:17,160 --> 00:31:19,959
Speaker 1: And I was nervous because he's been a great pitcher

697
00:31:20,000 --> 00:31:22,800
Speaker 1: this whole time. He's been pitching amazing and the kids

698
00:31:22,800 --> 00:31:26,120
Speaker 1: have been smacking the ball. So I had to step

699
00:31:26,160 --> 00:31:27,880
Speaker 1: into the pitcher role, and I was like, oh my gosh,

700
00:31:27,960 --> 00:31:30,200
Speaker 1: I've got to throw strikes. I've got to throw strikes,

701
00:31:30,920 --> 00:31:35,040
Speaker 1: and throw strikes. Did I do it? Those kids were

702
00:31:35,200 --> 00:31:40,040
Speaker 1: smacking the freaking baseball. Our team can hit so well.

703
00:31:40,880 --> 00:31:42,480
Speaker 1: It's phenomenal.

704
00:31:42,600 --> 00:31:47,480
Speaker 3: So for those at home and in your trucks, the

705
00:31:47,600 --> 00:31:52,440
Speaker 3: t ball team is good. Coach pitch. The soccer team sucks, yes,

706
00:31:52,480 --> 00:31:53,800
Speaker 3: soccer soccer.

707
00:31:53,520 --> 00:31:56,520
Speaker 1: Hey, stinky pants team steaky pants, and soccer were terrible.

708
00:31:56,640 --> 00:31:59,560
Speaker 1: Got it, We're terrible, I mean just absolutely terrible. But

709
00:31:59,680 --> 00:32:02,320
Speaker 1: base ball, dude, we are phenomenal.

710
00:32:02,360 --> 00:32:03,880
Speaker 3: Do you think you got that from, kid?

711
00:32:05,040 --> 00:32:07,080
Speaker 1: I don't know where I got it, dude. I think

712
00:32:07,120 --> 00:32:10,000
Speaker 1: we just got blessed with some really good like players.

713
00:32:10,080 --> 00:32:13,240
Speaker 4: Well, kid got blessed with your brother. Saw him play

714
00:32:13,280 --> 00:32:16,520
Speaker 4: and I said, I want to draft him. Bat earth Box.

715
00:32:16,600 --> 00:32:20,840
Speaker 1: Looking good, Blue Jays looking good. Let's see it this way.

716
00:32:20,920 --> 00:32:23,360
Speaker 1: I called my mom on Saturday after the game and

717
00:32:23,400 --> 00:32:27,440
Speaker 1: I said, I need someone in the stands going looking good,

718
00:32:27,640 --> 00:32:32,600
Speaker 1: Padres looking good, because we are phenomenal. And every coach

719
00:32:32,640 --> 00:32:38,080
Speaker 1: we have played they are like, okay, bringing the ringers in. Wow,

720
00:32:38,120 --> 00:32:41,959
Speaker 1: how do you guys hit so well? And whoa defensive geniuses.

721
00:32:42,000 --> 00:32:44,880
Speaker 1: Look at those defensive wizards because we get so many outs.

722
00:32:44,960 --> 00:32:48,000
Speaker 2: Okay, Wizard of Waverley, Ozzie Smith. My question is, how

723
00:32:48,040 --> 00:32:50,880
Speaker 2: did they get this good? I don't know, right, I

724
00:32:50,880 --> 00:32:53,240
Speaker 2: didn't even play with them. They just got lucky bounces.

725
00:32:53,560 --> 00:32:56,520
Speaker 1: They've just they know how to catch the ball and

726
00:32:56,520 --> 00:32:57,760
Speaker 1: they know how to throw it. And some of them

727
00:32:57,800 --> 00:32:59,400
Speaker 1: just have gotten so much better at hitting.

728
00:32:59,520 --> 00:32:59,680
Speaker 3: Well.

729
00:33:00,200 --> 00:33:02,320
Speaker 2: To get too deep. Our parents now not playing with

730
00:33:02,320 --> 00:33:04,760
Speaker 2: their kids. These other teams have fathers that aren't home.

731
00:33:05,040 --> 00:33:07,920
Speaker 2: There's women just there and not being sexist, but the

732
00:33:07,920 --> 00:33:11,000
Speaker 2: women aren't playing catch with them like our fathers of yesteryear.

733
00:33:11,800 --> 00:33:14,680
Speaker 1: That might be it. There's one kid on our team.

734
00:33:15,480 --> 00:33:17,920
Speaker 1: He's really good. He catches every ball you throw him,

735
00:33:17,920 --> 00:33:19,400
Speaker 1: and he hits it there. I mean he smacks it

736
00:33:19,440 --> 00:33:21,040
Speaker 1: like he's like, maybe he can play a couple of

737
00:33:21,080 --> 00:33:21,520
Speaker 1: ages up.

738
00:33:21,560 --> 00:33:24,520
Speaker 2: I think maybe you guys, team is the working class,

739
00:33:24,560 --> 00:33:26,760
Speaker 2: and these other teams have got the dads that aren't

740
00:33:26,760 --> 00:33:28,640
Speaker 2: at home, the dads that travel that the dads that

741
00:33:28,640 --> 00:33:30,560
Speaker 2: are with labels. They go out on a Thursday night

742
00:33:30,560 --> 00:33:33,800
Speaker 2: to a concert. They're drinking, they're going to work hungover.

743
00:33:34,000 --> 00:33:36,640
Speaker 2: They're getting a smash lunch at Del Frisco, and they're

744
00:33:36,640 --> 00:33:40,200
Speaker 2: not playing with the kid in the backyard, Like, kid, I'll.

745
00:33:40,040 --> 00:33:43,040
Speaker 4: Play with you till the sun goes down. I'll teach

746
00:33:43,040 --> 00:33:46,480
Speaker 4: you how to catch that ball. Looking't good? Play Jay,

747
00:33:47,040 --> 00:33:48,760
Speaker 4: Look can't good.

748
00:33:49,880 --> 00:33:53,600
Speaker 1: Yeah. And here's the thing. Before this game, we're playing

749
00:33:53,640 --> 00:33:55,920
Speaker 1: the Red Sox, and every dad on the Red Sox

750
00:33:56,000 --> 00:33:58,600
Speaker 1: is out there warming up with their kid throwing the ball.

751
00:33:59,480 --> 00:34:01,280
Speaker 1: You want to see what the Padres were doing. Yeah,

752
00:34:01,480 --> 00:34:02,760
Speaker 1: here's the padres man.

753
00:34:03,440 --> 00:34:05,920
Speaker 3: What they're playing the banana boat in the outfield like

754
00:34:06,040 --> 00:34:08,080
Speaker 3: Lebron and Chris Bosh and Dwayne Wade.

755
00:34:08,080 --> 00:34:11,160
Speaker 1: They're sitting on top of the fence, goofing off, climbing

756
00:34:11,200 --> 00:34:14,080
Speaker 1: back over and back over and back over the fence.

757
00:34:14,160 --> 00:34:16,520
Speaker 1: Dude playing with the flag poles back there. They're messing

758
00:34:16,560 --> 00:34:18,040
Speaker 1: with the flag, pulling it up and down.

759
00:34:18,200 --> 00:34:18,759
Speaker 3: Keep them act.

760
00:34:19,120 --> 00:34:21,200
Speaker 1: And these kids are over there with their gloves on

761
00:34:21,640 --> 00:34:25,000
Speaker 1: and throwing catching, And that's why I have no idea

762
00:34:25,000 --> 00:34:27,399
Speaker 1: how we're so good, but we figure it out.

763
00:34:27,600 --> 00:34:30,759
Speaker 3: Catching. Playing ketch with dad's always a blast. You don't

764
00:34:30,760 --> 00:34:32,879
Speaker 3: throw it perfect, you get yelled at. You accidentally throw

765
00:34:32,880 --> 00:34:34,600
Speaker 3: it over his head, you get yelled at me. You've

766
00:34:34,600 --> 00:34:36,600
Speaker 3: been throw a point where you're throwing put your glove

767
00:34:36,719 --> 00:34:37,600
Speaker 3: like this, do that.

768
00:34:37,800 --> 00:34:39,960
Speaker 2: You throw it too low, you get yelled at. You

769
00:34:40,040 --> 00:34:42,719
Speaker 2: accidentally throw it when he's not looking, you get yelled at.

770
00:34:42,840 --> 00:34:45,399
Speaker 2: Man playing ketch with Pops is tough. If you don't

771
00:34:45,440 --> 00:34:47,080
Speaker 2: hit him in the chest, you're getting yelled at.

772
00:34:47,239 --> 00:34:49,960
Speaker 1: I mean, it was just a phenomenal weekend the Padres.

773
00:34:50,000 --> 00:34:53,600
Speaker 1: I can't tell you enough how good. I mean, we're

774
00:34:53,640 --> 00:34:54,120
Speaker 1: just so good.

775
00:34:54,239 --> 00:34:56,160
Speaker 3: So is it wins and losses or we just go

776
00:34:56,200 --> 00:34:56,720
Speaker 3: out there?

777
00:34:57,120 --> 00:34:59,880
Speaker 1: Uh, there are no wins, wins and losses, there's no

778
00:35:00,840 --> 00:35:03,479
Speaker 1: I was keeping track though, but I will tell you no, no, no,

779
00:35:03,600 --> 00:35:05,840
Speaker 1: it's not even keeping track. It's the fact that we

780
00:35:05,880 --> 00:35:08,000
Speaker 1: get so many outs. There's no way we can't win

781
00:35:08,360 --> 00:35:10,600
Speaker 1: because we don't get out. We hit the ball and

782
00:35:10,640 --> 00:35:11,399
Speaker 1: we don't get out.

783
00:35:11,719 --> 00:35:13,560
Speaker 3: Right. But I used to have a coaching basketball.

784
00:35:13,560 --> 00:35:15,600
Speaker 2: He didn't keep score sixth grade, and he would say, hey,

785
00:35:15,640 --> 00:35:18,640
Speaker 2: al right, maybe it's fourth grade. Hey, I was guys,

786
00:35:18,680 --> 00:35:20,839
Speaker 2: we don't keep score. I kept scoring one by five.

787
00:35:22,400 --> 00:35:23,839
Speaker 2: Is there something like that going on?

788
00:35:23,960 --> 00:35:27,000
Speaker 1: No, you can't, because like we only had like seven

789
00:35:27,040 --> 00:35:30,759
Speaker 1: players on Saturday to play, and they had eleven and

790
00:35:30,920 --> 00:35:33,480
Speaker 1: when you bat all the way through the lineup, they're

791
00:35:33,520 --> 00:35:36,040
Speaker 1: gonna score quote unquote eleven runs even though we got

792
00:35:36,120 --> 00:35:38,439
Speaker 1: three outs one inning. We got two outs another inning,

793
00:35:38,480 --> 00:35:41,960
Speaker 1: and two outs another inning, so we actually got people out.

794
00:35:42,200 --> 00:35:45,120
Speaker 1: They didn't get us out, but we only had seven players.

795
00:35:45,400 --> 00:35:47,320
Speaker 3: So it's actually should almost be figured by.

796
00:35:47,200 --> 00:35:51,000
Speaker 1: Outs really basically, is how you would have to calculate it,

797
00:35:51,239 --> 00:35:52,839
Speaker 1: because he's I mean, you get the three outs, they

798
00:35:52,840 --> 00:35:54,920
Speaker 1: shouldn't have any more hitters, but I mean they still

799
00:35:55,000 --> 00:35:58,400
Speaker 1: hit through the lineup. It is so fun, dude, It's

800
00:35:58,480 --> 00:36:01,160
Speaker 1: just so exciting to see him hit the ball and

801
00:36:01,239 --> 00:36:04,040
Speaker 1: catch the ball. And I mean, it's just it's great.

802
00:36:04,040 --> 00:36:06,200
Speaker 1: And here's the thing. I'm not even that great of

803
00:36:06,200 --> 00:36:10,440
Speaker 1: a coach. I do need help, Like here's my I

804
00:36:10,520 --> 00:36:10,960
Speaker 1: was worried.

805
00:36:10,960 --> 00:36:12,799
Speaker 3: I said, are you doing a call here to try

806
00:36:12,840 --> 00:36:14,000
Speaker 3: and get people to come help you.

807
00:36:14,160 --> 00:36:18,319
Speaker 1: No, no, no, that'll be later. Baby Box two just

808
00:36:18,360 --> 00:36:20,960
Speaker 1: turned five, and he could have done another year a

809
00:36:21,040 --> 00:36:24,560
Speaker 1: T ball, but I was like, let's make it convenient.

810
00:36:24,640 --> 00:36:26,680
Speaker 1: Let's put him in Baby Box on the same team.

811
00:36:26,719 --> 00:36:30,480
Speaker 1: So we have one practice, one game. It's simple. And

812
00:36:30,520 --> 00:36:33,759
Speaker 1: then I started getting nervous about man did I sign

813
00:36:33,840 --> 00:36:36,520
Speaker 1: him up for coach bitch too early because he is small,

814
00:36:37,040 --> 00:36:39,960
Speaker 1: he's just turned five, and is he gonna be able

815
00:36:40,000 --> 00:36:43,319
Speaker 1: to hit the ball when it's pitched to him? Ray.

816
00:36:44,160 --> 00:36:46,200
Speaker 1: My father in law even made a comment when he

817
00:36:46,239 --> 00:36:48,120
Speaker 1: was here over Christmas, like, yeah, I think you signed

818
00:36:48,160 --> 00:36:50,600
Speaker 1: him up too soon, man, I think coach bitch is

819
00:36:50,640 --> 00:36:52,480
Speaker 1: gonna be a little too over his head. Well, let

820
00:36:52,560 --> 00:36:55,719
Speaker 1: time tell father in law Phil, and I'm gonna say,

821
00:36:55,760 --> 00:36:58,280
Speaker 1: we are four or five games end of the season,

822
00:36:59,160 --> 00:37:01,640
Speaker 1: and you get five pitches and then you hit it

823
00:37:01,640 --> 00:37:04,920
Speaker 1: off the tee. If you don't hit it, baby Box

824
00:37:04,960 --> 00:37:07,239
Speaker 1: two has yet to go to the tee. He has

825
00:37:07,360 --> 00:37:10,560
Speaker 1: yet to go to the teeth. Not scared.

826
00:37:10,640 --> 00:37:13,040
Speaker 2: Hey, that's when you send a picture to Phil, Hey

827
00:37:13,520 --> 00:37:15,720
Speaker 2: think I made the right call? What do you think?

828
00:37:15,920 --> 00:37:18,200
Speaker 2: And it's him crushing the ball. That's all you do

829
00:37:18,719 --> 00:37:20,440
Speaker 2: just to silent little subtle nudge.

830
00:37:20,640 --> 00:37:23,040
Speaker 1: There was a little FaceTime last night for Easter and

831
00:37:23,120 --> 00:37:25,960
Speaker 1: I may have said something about, Hey, don't worry about it.

832
00:37:26,400 --> 00:37:28,600
Speaker 1: I don't think he needed T ball. Maybe it wasn't

833
00:37:28,640 --> 00:37:30,720
Speaker 1: too soon to sign him up for some coach pitch

834
00:37:31,120 --> 00:37:34,520
Speaker 1: because the dude is smacking that ball. He's smacking it

835
00:37:34,600 --> 00:37:36,719
Speaker 1: and baby box. He doesn't never go to the tea either,

836
00:37:36,920 --> 00:37:39,239
Speaker 1: and it's been a phenomenal day.

837
00:37:38,440 --> 00:37:41,320
Speaker 3: May pull the plug on YouTube soon.

838
00:37:42,400 --> 00:37:45,040
Speaker 1: Whoa, whoa, whoa, he's like that, What did you say? No, No,

839
00:37:45,080 --> 00:37:47,080
Speaker 1: I didn't say that loud, My bad. I was just

840
00:37:47,080 --> 00:37:48,200
Speaker 1: thinking something in my head.

841
00:37:48,600 --> 00:37:48,839
Speaker 3: Dude.

842
00:37:48,880 --> 00:37:51,080
Speaker 1: It was a great easter. It was a great easter,

843
00:37:51,200 --> 00:37:53,719
Speaker 1: great weekend. I mean, we're cutting the short. We're heading

844
00:37:53,719 --> 00:37:55,160
Speaker 1: home because I gotta go to the golf course. Man,

845
00:37:55,200 --> 00:37:56,800
Speaker 1: I gotta go meet this guy Steven. I don't know

846
00:37:56,800 --> 00:37:59,480
Speaker 1: who we're playing with. That's a blast because what I

847
00:37:59,600 --> 00:38:02,160
Speaker 1: enjoyed yesterday was golf. I want you to have that

848
00:38:02,200 --> 00:38:04,600
Speaker 1: ex same enjoyment, dude. The game of golf is beautiful

849
00:38:04,680 --> 00:38:06,759
Speaker 1: right now. It is so beautiful, like it's just a

850
00:38:06,800 --> 00:38:09,040
Speaker 1: great day. It's raining in Nashville. I'm gonna drive forty

851
00:38:09,040 --> 00:38:11,520
Speaker 1: five minutes down the road. He said, it's sunshiny down there,

852
00:38:11,680 --> 00:38:13,759
Speaker 1: and I can't wait. So I'm sorry Nation that this

853
00:38:14,000 --> 00:38:16,239
Speaker 1: pod is only forty minutes. But that's what we have

854
00:38:16,320 --> 00:38:18,520
Speaker 1: to do. Sometimes we have to choose ourselves. And I

855
00:38:18,560 --> 00:38:20,799
Speaker 1: hope you understand that. I hope you can respect that.

856
00:38:21,120 --> 00:38:23,160
Speaker 1: And hey, if you have the hookup in Austin. I

857
00:38:23,239 --> 00:38:25,320
Speaker 1: need a golf course next Friday of the second.

858
00:38:26,840 --> 00:38:28,560
Speaker 3: I want you to experience the same quotes that we

859
00:38:28,600 --> 00:38:30,920
Speaker 3: had yesterday when I almost got a hole in one

860
00:38:31,120 --> 00:38:31,920
Speaker 3: and Justin then.

861
00:38:31,880 --> 00:38:34,000
Speaker 2: Paser goes, rad, did you get a hole in one?

862
00:38:34,040 --> 00:38:37,279
Speaker 2: And Justin goes, no, it's fifty yard short. Thanks Justin,

863
00:38:37,400 --> 00:38:39,080
Speaker 2: wait to take the magic out of that one. I

864
00:38:39,080 --> 00:38:41,120
Speaker 2: want you to have the same excitement and stuff when

865
00:38:41,160 --> 00:38:44,120
Speaker 2: we go me duck hooking or slicing to the right

866
00:38:44,160 --> 00:38:45,760
Speaker 2: and the left. I want you to have that exact

867
00:38:45,760 --> 00:38:48,040
Speaker 2: same excitement when on a par four Justin hit it

868
00:38:48,080 --> 00:38:49,880
Speaker 2: all the way on the green and his eyes are

869
00:38:49,960 --> 00:38:51,960
Speaker 2: so bad he thought it was fifty yard short. He goes,

870
00:38:52,080 --> 00:38:53,799
Speaker 2: it wasn't that great of a shot. He hit it

871
00:38:53,840 --> 00:38:56,239
Speaker 2: on the green for eagle, got par. But anyways, I

872
00:38:56,239 --> 00:38:57,560
Speaker 2: want you to have that same excitement.

873
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Speaker 1: Thanks man. I can't wait to do it, man, hopefully

874
00:39:00,200 --> 00:39:03,600
Speaker 1: let's see. Oh yeah, swing feels good, swings feels good.

875
00:39:04,040 --> 00:39:07,279
Speaker 1: Oh God, to do the battery thing all right? Yeah,

876
00:39:07,400 --> 00:39:10,200
Speaker 1: it's okay. Is there a playoff basketball tonight? I mean, wow,

877
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Speaker 1: that was a lot of fun, Luca. He looked amazing.

878
00:39:13,040 --> 00:39:15,399
Speaker 1: I mean, he did look good, but Lakers poof told

879
00:39:15,480 --> 00:39:18,440
Speaker 1: him that was gonna be a Lakers lose. Lakers lose,

880
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Speaker 1: all right,