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Speaker 1: Live from the Mercedes Benz Interview Lounge, and we.

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Speaker 2: Welcome to Sebastian Menescalo, our favorite, our favorite comedian. All right,

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Speaker 2: you're already walking into the new studio and you've got

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Speaker 2: a problem.

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Speaker 3: What's your problem to have a problem. The last time

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Speaker 3: I was on your show, we were at the old

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Speaker 3: building right downtown. Yeah, it looked condemned. Yes, I don't

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Speaker 3: even think you had air conditioning pumping. I'm surprised you

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Speaker 3: had electricity.

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Speaker 4: Now I walk in here and I gotta tell you, guys,

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Speaker 4: I feel at home.

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Speaker 1: Finally we did it.

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Speaker 4: I like it.

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Speaker 2: What makes you feel like you're at home in this place?

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Speaker 4: It's new.

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Speaker 2: I missed the old place.

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Speaker 4: Did you always have a gold microphone?

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Speaker 3: I've had it for a while. You know it boosts

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Speaker 3: my ego, you know what. It pops more in this room.

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Speaker 2: I'm gotta tell your story before I forget it. You

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Speaker 2: were you were doing Atlantic City several weeks ago. A

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Speaker 2: friend of mine was at your show, said it was unbelievable.

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Speaker 2: But in the middle of the show, off to your

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Speaker 2: left and some section got sick and actually vomited. And

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Speaker 2: then when they vomited, other people chain reaction around them

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Speaker 2: started vomiting to like, the entire section was vomiting at

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Speaker 2: your show? Did you know this was going on?

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Speaker 4: I knew something was going on.

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Speaker 3: I thought it was a fight at first, and then

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Speaker 3: there was a commotion a lot of ushers, and then

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Speaker 3: this section started, and then the section over there started,

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Speaker 3: So the whole place was vomiting. Whole place was But

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Speaker 3: I didn't know this. I just thought there was fights

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Speaker 3: breaking out. And then I asked because someone said, oh,

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Speaker 3: it's a medical issue, and I go, oh, is there

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Speaker 3: anybody a doctor in the house. Now, my audience, generally speaking,

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Speaker 3: doesn't have medical professionals available. If a pipe burst, maybe

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Speaker 3: someone in the audience, okay, fix it. We got a

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Speaker 3: lot of carpenters and tradesmen in my audience, brick layers.

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Speaker 4: Yeah.

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Speaker 3: So I excuse myself from the stage and I said, guys,

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Speaker 3: I'm gonna let this settle down and to go back.

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Speaker 3: So I go back, stags and what's going on there?

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Speaker 3: What's going on? Twenty five minutes go by. They said,

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Speaker 3: all right, we cleaned it up, get back out there.

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Speaker 3: So I finished my set and later found out that

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Speaker 3: there was a seventy year old man who threw up

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Speaker 3: on his lap and no he was tanked.

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Speaker 1: Oh yeah, okay, take him back to take him back away.

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Speaker 4: Drinking since noon.

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Speaker 3: And then started a training train reaction of other people

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Speaker 3: in there to clean up.

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Speaker 4: To throw up.

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Speaker 2: Danielle is one of.

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Speaker 1: Those yeah that I cannot it cannot happen around me.

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Speaker 1: I will be They just said no, please, don't do it.

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Speaker 2: Don't okay, watch it, don't do it. So she is

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Speaker 2: definitely ill, just thinking about mayonnaise. Here it goes.

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Speaker 5: No, this is real. She'll actually pew.

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Speaker 2: Okay, okay, okay, stay by something else, discuss.

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Speaker 1: They're so mean, you crap to me all the time,

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Speaker 1: and I'll go over there and throw open the garbage case.

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Speaker 1: I smell it as soon as they talk about it.

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Speaker 4: I have.

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Speaker 1: I just smell it and I feel it.

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Speaker 2: It's okay, you're safe now. I don't want to see it.

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Speaker 4: Do you want to move your.

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Speaker 2: Rect look faces. I don't know what to do.

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Speaker 4: Well. I didn't know if that was like a put

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Speaker 4: on or what that was. She's fully recovered.

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Speaker 5: We can get her back, we can get her back

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Speaker 5: there again.

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Speaker 2: Don't let's move on we'll move on. You played your

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Speaker 2: last special was from Vegas. You come out on stage

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Speaker 2: in a tuxedo. But you know, you look at the audience.

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Speaker 2: You actually obviously requested people dress up for the because

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Speaker 2: that wasn't a typical Las Vegas crowd.

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Speaker 4: No, I asked.

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Speaker 3: I asked people to dress up, and I don't know,

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Speaker 3: maybe ten percent, and we took the people that dressed

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Speaker 3: make it look like people dress For the most part,

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Speaker 3: people came in, you know, swimsuits, they.

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Speaker 5: Recorded people who followed the rules.

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Speaker 2: Look at that.

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Speaker 3: Yeah that's good.

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Speaker 2: Oh stop, look at that. And you know, if you

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Speaker 2: go to a Sebastian Manos Coco show, you have people

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Speaker 2: in tracksuits, you have people in tuxedos. Everyone loves your

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Speaker 2: storytelling and that's what that's what we've always loved about you.

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Speaker 2: You don't tell jokes. No, I mean the science of

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Speaker 2: the Sebastian manosc Coat show is storytelling, storytelling, delivery, timing.

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Speaker 4: Yeah.

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Speaker 3: I don't sit and write jokes. I just kind of

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Speaker 3: regurgitate stories and experiences that I go through.

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Speaker 4: Uh, you know, whether it.

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Speaker 3: Be child wearing school and taking my kid to recitals.

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Speaker 4: Right, my little daughter.

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Speaker 3: I missed her first recital this past week because I'm

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Speaker 3: you know, doing press, and she was bawling and right,

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Speaker 3: and I hear that I was gonna call my agent

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Speaker 4: I'm retiring. I can't go through this anymore. So yeah, yeah, so,

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Speaker 4: uh yeah, I like that. I don't. I've never been

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Speaker 4: a joke writer. It's just not my style.

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Speaker 2: A lot of a lot of comedians are all about

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Speaker 2: joke after joke after joke.

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Speaker 1: What are you saying when things happen in your life?

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Speaker 3: Though?

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Speaker 1: Does it ever get to a point where, like someone

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Speaker 1: in your family will say, listen, this doesn't go to

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Speaker 1: the stage.

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Speaker 3: That's more my side, My mom and dad off the

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Speaker 3: record paper, Yeah, they're like, they don't one joke that

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Speaker 3: I do. My mother said, do that when I die?

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Speaker 4: What joke was that?

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Speaker 2: I can't tell you? Okay, okay, sorry now, yeah, we

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Speaker 2: don't want to rush things, slow that down.

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Speaker 4: Yeah.

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Speaker 2: So, I mean it's true. You go to see another comedian,

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Speaker 2: it is you can tell it's a very well structured

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Speaker 2: set of jokes. I mean, do you do you ever

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Speaker 2: go watch other comics do their thing?

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Speaker 4: You know?

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Speaker 3: I typically don't like to because not that I don't

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Speaker 3: want to laugh. It's just like something I saw Jim

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Speaker 3: gaff again right online. He does a joke that I

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Speaker 3: was going to start to develop about fitting into clothes, and.

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Speaker 4: I got so upset. I'm like, oh he did he

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Speaker 4: did it already, right right.

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Speaker 3: I'm glad I saw it because the premise was exactly

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Speaker 3: the same as my premise. So obviously you don't want

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Speaker 3: to do the same jokes other people are doing. But

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Speaker 3: I try not to watch other comedians just because sometimes

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Speaker 2: Okay, yeah, wait, what was the joke? Do you remember

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Speaker 2: what he told? What he said?

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Speaker 3: The joke was, when you pack to go somewhere, Okay,

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Speaker 3: you're like putting the clothes and I'm not going to

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Speaker 3: do it justice Like You're like, I'll fit into that

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Speaker 3: you know, I'll fit into that shirt.

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Speaker 4: And then when you get to the destination you put

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Speaker 4: it on. It's like, you know, you.

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Speaker 3: Weren't going to lose you know, twenty pounds between the

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Speaker 2: Packed it and the time you put it on. Right,

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Speaker 2: that's Nate. Look at the shirt he's wearing right now.

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Speaker 2: So he thought the same thing and he told the

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Speaker 3: Yeah, well, because I'm going I've been the way for

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Speaker 3: three and a half weeks. So I packed three and

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Speaker 3: a half weeks ago. Between then and now, I don't

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Speaker 3: now I barely could fit into this jacket.

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Speaker 4: So and he did it so well, and he's definitely

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Speaker 4: one of my favorites.

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Speaker 2: You know, we got to talk about Bookie. So Bookie

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Speaker 2: is on HBO Max. It's out working with Chuck Laurie

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Speaker 2: the gods of TV and things. And now you get

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Speaker 2: a call one day or you call them and it

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Speaker 2: comes together. What does that feel like? You're like, where

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Speaker 2: the hell did I come from? Now I'm doing a

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Speaker 3: Yeah, So I pitched him a show about my life

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Speaker 3: and then he said, we have an idea about a

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Speaker 3: Bookie in Los Angeles, and I said, I like your

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Speaker 3: idea better. And he's navigating his personal life as well

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Speaker 3: as his professional life, and I'm like, ah, that sounds

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Speaker 3: like a really really great place to have a lot

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Speaker 3: of different comedy situations and working with him. You know,

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Speaker 3: this guy's got a thousand episodes of TV under his belt,

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Speaker 3: I have zero. So what better guy to pair with

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Speaker 3: he likes to gamble.

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Speaker 2: None of us have ever done a TV show or

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Speaker 2: a series. Is that the kind of world that you

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Speaker 2: would like to explore more of? Do you like that?

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Speaker 2: Or was it like never again?

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Speaker 4: No?

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Speaker 3: I'm hoping, okay that this gets renewed. Okay, all right,

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Speaker 3: that's why I'm here.

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Speaker 4: Do you take that?

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Speaker 2: Okay? Well, all right?

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Speaker 5: Acting lessons?

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Speaker 2: Yeah, I thought you like that. You'd be at your

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Speaker 2: daughter's recital right now if you didn't want a second season,

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Speaker 2: is what you're saying.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, I would love to do this again. Okay, I

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Speaker 3: would absolutely love it. I would I would do this.

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Speaker 1: Would you take any acting lessons?

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Speaker 3: I've taken acting lessons since nineteen ninety eight, oh wow,

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Speaker 3: periodically preparing myself.

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Speaker 4: For that day.

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Speaker 2: But this moment there you go. You know what, but

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Speaker 2: bat look at where you are now, look at what

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Speaker 2: you're doing and concerning where you're going, and they look

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Speaker 2: back before your past twenty five years ago, where you

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Speaker 2: were at the four seasons, right, people were returning food

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Speaker 2: to the kitchen, you know, and you had to go, Hey, yes, sir,

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Speaker 2: Do you miss that at all? Do you miss a

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Speaker 2: life of being anonymous and just being you a restaurant?

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Speaker 4: I wish I was a better waiter that I was.

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Speaker 2: What did you do wrong?

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Speaker 4: Mac?

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Speaker 3: I was angry that I was there, Okay, serving people,

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Speaker 3: I mean, And if I wasn't a comedian, I'd be

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Speaker 3: running a small boutique hotel in the Bahamas.

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Speaker 4: Okay, that's my vibe.

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Speaker 2: You can still do that.

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Speaker 4: It's not if the show don't get picked up, come

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Speaker 4: stay at my hotel.

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Speaker 2: What was your feeling about when the world famous Carolines

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Speaker 2: on Broadway here in New York City closed down? Was

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Speaker 2: it in your world? I mean in our world of

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Speaker 2: being New Yorkers and knowing Carolina in the family there,

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Speaker 2: it was kind of like a little little stab in

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Speaker 2: the chest of what is it like when you're a

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Speaker 2: comedian and an institution like that folds?

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Speaker 3: I only played it once, all right, but it's been,

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Speaker 3: you know, a pillar of the comedy clubs here in

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Speaker 3: you're aware of this, that it's now a ping pong haul.

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Speaker 3: You is is ping pong that popular? Like have you

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Speaker 2: Where can we go that person?

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Speaker 5: Any of people and Chinese people, Man, we love our

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Speaker 5: ping pong. You can't take it away from us. Oh yeah,

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Speaker 5: for sure. If I know there's a ping pong table

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Speaker 2: But this is like Times Square, New York did the

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Speaker 1: Making the money for the rent that they're paying, because

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Speaker 2: It's doing better than a comedy a club. I think,

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Speaker 2: I don't know.

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Speaker 3: I don't I don't know. And I like the fact

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Speaker 3: that you play ping pong. I love ping pong. I

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Speaker 3: had a ping pong table in my basement growing up.

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Speaker 3: Now I have what I call a Sicilian slice. You

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Speaker 4: You don't even know what happened.

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Speaker 3: And from the room that you have out here, all right,

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Speaker 3: and I'm requesting here today. The next time I come back.

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Speaker 3: I want a ping pong tea.

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Speaker 4: I could do that.

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Speaker 1: I could bring it.

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Speaker 2: I can bring it in cash, I can fold up

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Speaker 2: and I've bring with that request. We need someone to

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Speaker 2: play you and you can play ping pong? My god, Yeah,

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Speaker 2: are Indian house pain. That's all you Indian people do,

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Speaker 5: Then we're not not great at a ton of other athletics. Uh,

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Speaker 5: but ping pong is great, and cricket and my dad horrible.

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Speaker 5: I feel like you might appreciate this with Italian parents.

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Speaker 5: to play ping pong, but no one will play with him.

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Speaker 5: So he'd try to get me to play, and he'd say,

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Speaker 5: we're gonna play till eleven. I'm gonna spot you ten.

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Speaker 5: If you beat me, chummy gets his bird palace. And

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Speaker 2: So show me never got a bird got the bird

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Speaker 2: palace ever. Okay, So of course we're talking about Bookie

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Speaker 2: on HBO Max.

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Speaker 4: What else?

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Speaker 2: I mean, where are you going to be selling out

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Speaker 2: more arenas anytime soon?

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Speaker 4: Yeah? So we just put a tour on sale. Uh

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Speaker 4: what was it yesterday? Artists pre sale right?

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Speaker 3: Actually tickets are in sale today for the general public,

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Speaker 3: and it's called it ain't right, It ain't right tour

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Speaker 3: now ain't right.

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Speaker 2: For example, I don't have I don't have any clue

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Speaker 2: of that. Give me some examples I need to learn.

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Speaker 3: It ain't right that when I get out of bed

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Speaker 4: Amen.

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Speaker 2: What's your question?

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Speaker 4: Scary with with comedians?

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Speaker 2: I know it's always onward upward, it's always new material,

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Speaker 2: But how do you feel when people, you know, get

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Speaker 2: reminiscent and they're like they want to request something they

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Speaker 2: saw like on you one of your you know, showtime

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Speaker 3: You know what I've often thought about because a lot

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Speaker 3: these bits that people really enjoy. So problem comedians run

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Speaker 3: we we saw it.

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Speaker 2: But if you showcase it, it's something you've done.

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Speaker 1: The fifteen minutes, rewind the rewind the throw.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, don't don't poopo it. I think it's an idea.

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Speaker 2: There you go, Danielle once again ping pong and old material.

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Speaker 5: Love it.

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Speaker 2: We've really put you on a great course. I'll be

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Speaker 2: your consultant. So the tour of course on sale today today. Right, Uh,

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Speaker 2: it ain't right.

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Speaker 4: Coming to Madison Square Garden.

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Speaker 2: Of course, you got to go to Sebastian Live dot

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Speaker 2: And he gets those tickets. That's Sebastian Live dot Com. Also,

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Speaker 2: the series Bookie is out now. It's all about Sebastian

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Speaker 2: Madis Gaalco. Of course, he's got the Pete Sebastian Show

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Speaker 2: on the podcast level. You got everything going on.

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