WEBVTT - Yo Son And My Daughter

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<v Speaker 1>Coming up at the top of the hour, right about

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<v Speaker 1>four minutes after today's Strawberry letter. The subject whose is it?

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<v Speaker 1>That is the subject of today's strawberry letter. You do

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<v Speaker 1>not want to miss it. But right now it's the

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<v Speaker 1>nephew m Right now, it's the nephews staring with all Right.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm sorry, I ain't like her. I'm afraid of my response.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't even want to know. I'm glad to be

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<v Speaker 1>right there right now. I'll take my blessing when I

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<v Speaker 1>get it. Yeah, and the moment. Yeah, here is your

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<v Speaker 1>son and my daughter, Your son and my daughter. Hello, Hello,

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<v Speaker 1>I'm trying to reach Darren's Darren's father. Is this Darren's father? Yes,

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<v Speaker 1>just Darren singing. Listen, I'm calling Youshawanda. Is my daughter?

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<v Speaker 1>You go to college up there with your saw it? Uh?

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<v Speaker 1>And I'm getting the word I got a few minutes ago.

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<v Speaker 1>Was that the two of them to run off and

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<v Speaker 1>then got married together. I don't know what what what

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<v Speaker 1>what make him run off and get married? Like wait

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<v Speaker 1>wait wait, wait wait wait where did you hear this from?

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<v Speaker 1>I just got a phone call from one of the

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<v Speaker 1>kids at the school saying that they didn't this a

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<v Speaker 1>girl and grew up when they went to grew up

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<v Speaker 1>with a artle grade school. She called it, said, Shonda

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<v Speaker 1>and dare the the ran off and got married together.

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<v Speaker 1>And they done that. They say they done yesterday. But wait, wait,

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<v Speaker 1>my Saturday, My saturdayin't I talked to him about three

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<v Speaker 1>days ago and he ain't not nothing like that. I know,

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<v Speaker 1>ain't getting yesterday. I've been calling Shonda and called, ain't

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<v Speaker 1>nobody picking up, And I'm calling the boys. They give

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<v Speaker 1>me the boy phone number. I call him and ain't

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<v Speaker 1>nobody picking up in the airs and nothing. It just

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<v Speaker 1>ain't like my baby girl do like not nothing like

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<v Speaker 1>this here. But it's not like my son do nothing

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<v Speaker 1>like that without talking to me first. So let me

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<v Speaker 1>call down there and talked to Darren and uh, I

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<v Speaker 1>can't give me your number. I'll call you back. I'm

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<v Speaker 1>going down there that school myself. I'm gonna find both

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<v Speaker 1>of them now. I'm gonna call you to let you

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<v Speaker 1>know his Now. If I'm find out my baby girl

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<v Speaker 1>and then ran off and got married because she didn't

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<v Speaker 1>got pregnant, I promise you I'm gonna do something that boy.

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<v Speaker 1>If you got my baby pregnant, you Wait a minute, now,

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<v Speaker 1>I wait a minute. Now, you know, don't do nothing

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<v Speaker 1>to my son. I understand about your daughter. That's my son.

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<v Speaker 1>Now you're going down and put your hands on my

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<v Speaker 1>son if you got if you come, that's my only baby.

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<v Speaker 1>Got well, I understand that's your only David, because that's

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<v Speaker 1>that's my only son. And you talk about gonna put

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<v Speaker 1>your ass on, You're gonna have a problem if you

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<v Speaker 1>got my baby preg your son, Derek going, I'm gonna

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<v Speaker 1>be it. I mean, what's your name again, what's your

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<v Speaker 1>die it? Dilling? My name is my baby. Wish you

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<v Speaker 1>know who's your known dial it? I know? How did

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<v Speaker 1>you tell your damn that? Look at Mr Diller. Uh,

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<v Speaker 1>you're not gonna put your has on my son. Let

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<v Speaker 1>me bringing. And there's the only reason I didn't see

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<v Speaker 1>her doing something like that because I'm taller, I'm toller

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<v Speaker 1>years and years and years. You don't make no babe.

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<v Speaker 1>You don't make no baby not be married. You don't

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<v Speaker 1>do it. It went on and god man, that means

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<v Speaker 1>you're trying to make it right that wish you did,

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<v Speaker 1>Mr Dillon. Mr Dillon, listen to me, now, I understand

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<v Speaker 1>that's your daughter. She's playing or whatever. But let me

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<v Speaker 1>talk to my son before you go down there trying

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<v Speaker 1>to do something crazy. Okay, let me tell you something.

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<v Speaker 1>Your son in cuse my baby girl and to getting

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<v Speaker 1>married and he didn't gotta pregnant. I know what's going on.

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<v Speaker 1>I know what it is. My son ain't done nothing

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<v Speaker 1>to your dog. Let me call down there and talk

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<v Speaker 1>to him before you talk about going down and putting

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<v Speaker 1>your hands on somebody. I told my baby, I told

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<v Speaker 1>little dogs a long nothing but the thug who whoo whoa,

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<v Speaker 1>whoa whoa. But don't they are choosing my son of

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<v Speaker 1>being no damn third. Now, Well, what kind of man

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<v Speaker 1>grin over and get mad at the head and pointing,

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<v Speaker 1>ain't talked to the pants and nobody wouldn't make him

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<v Speaker 1>do something like that? Well, you're talking about my tody.

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<v Speaker 1>My son ain't done nothing, as you're raising it. How

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<v Speaker 1>did you raising? You? Ever done? You in raising? Right?

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<v Speaker 1>Wait a minute, now are you talking to I'm talking

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<v Speaker 1>my baby bregn I'm gonna beat your boy. If you're done,

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<v Speaker 1>you're gonna get your too. My whole who you think

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<v Speaker 1>you're talking to you? I'm talking to you. I'm talking

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<v Speaker 1>to me home. Man, it ain't put your hands on nobody.

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<v Speaker 1>You put your hands on what so you know what?

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<v Speaker 1>You understand me? That's my show, but about your daughter.

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<v Speaker 1>But that's moment. Hey man, Hey, hey, that's my show.

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<v Speaker 1>You're talking about putting your hands on. You won't have

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<v Speaker 1>a problem with me if my baby bringing up promises

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<v Speaker 1>you don't never knowing that because I'm gonna do something

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<v Speaker 1>that bore you. Man, that's the last time on he

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<v Speaker 1>got something my shore. Now now you're gonna sit down,

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<v Speaker 1>gather yourself and and I relaxed for a minute. Let

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<v Speaker 1>me call my friend like I get dot to you

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<v Speaker 1>because that's what I think. Else, I need to tell

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<v Speaker 1>you what we're saying. Man, what else you got? I

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<v Speaker 1>got something other farm and that's school to get the woman.

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<v Speaker 1>I want you to know one thing for get on

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<v Speaker 1>this phone. What is it? Man? Yeah, I'm listening. Is

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<v Speaker 1>nephew taught me from the Steve Been Morning Show. Mr Darren,

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<v Speaker 1>you just got pranked by your son, Darren Jr. Oh

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<v Speaker 1>that boy boy got better sense in there. No, I

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<v Speaker 1>gott high blood pressure? What I call his mom my

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<v Speaker 1>time me. I gotta ask you, man, what is what

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<v Speaker 1>is the baddest. I'm talking about the baddest radio show

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<v Speaker 1>in the land, Steve Harvey Morning Show, about every lope

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<v Speaker 1>You've been mad? Three times you ever lop? Anybody ran

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<v Speaker 1>off in yah, Man, I should have ran off from

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<v Speaker 1>the altar. No, that's why. Should have galloped my lass

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<v Speaker 1>out of wrong. I should have loaped my ass out

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<v Speaker 1>of the day. I should have missed that flight, said wrong,

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<v Speaker 1>escaped tape. All right, it's going down this weekend man,

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<v Speaker 1>matter of fact. First show, it's a night Baltimore Comedy Factor.

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<v Speaker 1>The nephew is in town. One show tonight to Friday, too, Sadday,

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<v Speaker 1>Friday Gone, Sadday Gone. Got a few more tickets for

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<v Speaker 1>the night. They're talking about the third show. Now listening

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<v Speaker 1>to how My, you should do it? I might do it.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm yeah you did four. That's got that's gonna get him. Tommy,

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<v Speaker 1>don't play what you think quick listen. I watched them understand.

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<v Speaker 1>I take it. I'm there again, eight, then too and too.

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<v Speaker 1>You don't understand turning three hundred one. Thing about you, Quake,

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<v Speaker 1>I noticed because we all work around comedians every day,

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<v Speaker 1>they always deferred to you like quake makes them laugh.

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<v Speaker 1>He's a comedian. Comedian, Yes, he is well because he

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<v Speaker 1>the purest form of it. It comes from a place

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<v Speaker 1>always quite comedy always comes from a place of realness

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<v Speaker 1>or perspective that everybody can relate to. He didn't write

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<v Speaker 1>no jokes about dinosaurs and e t I won't laugh

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<v Speaker 1>at this. You could be on the show with five

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<v Speaker 1>six comedians' all be in your dressing rooms, individual dressing rooms.

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<v Speaker 1>As soon as you hear that quake, grabbed that Mike,

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<v Speaker 1>everyone side of the state of and go hear this

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<v Speaker 1>food right here it happens. Is retard. He is retard.

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<v Speaker 1>I ain't talking about nobody, kids, and so please don't

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<v Speaker 1>take it that away. His ass to the point where

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<v Speaker 1>it ought to be. It ought to be inspirational. Really,

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<v Speaker 1>I don't know how they ain't made a story about

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<v Speaker 1>Wow TV show. All right, listen, um coming up at

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<v Speaker 1>the top of the hour, it's today's Strawberry Letter. The

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<v Speaker 1>subject we already talked about it. Whose is it? That

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<v Speaker 1>is the subject. We'll be back