WEBVTT - We Get It, You're Really Intense

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<v Speaker 1>We get it, we get it, You're really intense. Whoopedie shit.

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<v Speaker 1>It's one more thing.

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<v Speaker 2>In the introduction, will not stand.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm gonna start saying that.

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<v Speaker 2>Well, that's now with the dogs lying down with cats

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<v Speaker 2>snarchy in the streets.

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<v Speaker 1>That's funny. I had lived that last millisecond. I just

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<v Speaker 1>popped into my head because I said it the other

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<v Speaker 1>day and my son laughed. He said, was that I

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<v Speaker 1>said some of my dad said all the time? Or

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<v Speaker 1>early whoopedie shit. Gosh, I'm gonna use that all the time. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>that's the very eighties.

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<v Speaker 3>Is that my dad?

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<v Speaker 1>I don't remember what it was, but my dad used

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<v Speaker 1>to always he still said it, you know, whoop shit.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh, that is a very funny expression.

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<v Speaker 1>Had never struck me.

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<v Speaker 2>Neither.

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<v Speaker 1>I've heard it so many times and not reacted to it.

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<v Speaker 1>When I said it, just out of nowhere reflexively, my

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<v Speaker 1>son thought it was hilarious. Oh that is just that's great.

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<v Speaker 1>So my intro. We get it, we get it, you're

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<v Speaker 1>really intense. I was gonna complain about certain kinds of

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<v Speaker 1>people that go to the gym, and I gave Katie

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<v Speaker 1>the heads up on this because she's a regular Jim

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<v Speaker 1>Rat herself all of them. Do you have me? Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>do you have any particulars that stand out before I

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<v Speaker 1>get to my main kind of person at the gym

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<v Speaker 1>that I ate?

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<v Speaker 3>Well, so I take a class I'm in. I'm in

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<v Speaker 3>what's called a high intensity interval training class. So there's

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<v Speaker 3>like ten to fifteen of us in a room doing

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<v Speaker 3>these workouts, and there's this one guy that gets way.

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<v Speaker 1>Too close every class. Is that a coming on to

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<v Speaker 1>you sort of thing?

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<v Speaker 2>I don't know. I don't.

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<v Speaker 3>I wasn't assuming so at first, but it's been a

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<v Speaker 3>consistent thing. So either it's a coming on to me

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<v Speaker 3>thing or he's just really obnoxious and oblivious to it.

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<v Speaker 1>Because he he is.

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<v Speaker 3>I always have to check like my bubble around me

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<v Speaker 3>to make sure I'm not gonna hit him because he's

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<v Speaker 3>that close.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, well that's that's That's probably the number one complaint

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<v Speaker 1>of most women at Jim's. Isn't it that guys hitting

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<v Speaker 1>on them? It's like, leave me.

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<v Speaker 3>Alone, or the people that talk to you when you

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<v Speaker 3>have your headphones in, like I have these in because

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<v Speaker 3>I don't want to talk to you.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, that's the one of the problems now with Jim's

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<v Speaker 1>is everybody has an earbuddy, and including me, and uh

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<v Speaker 1>so you can't say are you done with that or

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<v Speaker 1>even like that because nobody, nobody can listen to anybody.

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<v Speaker 1>It does keep people from I think it keeps the

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<v Speaker 1>girls safe from conversation because they all have earbuds in.

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<v Speaker 1>It's like very clearly you wouldn't be able to walk

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<v Speaker 1>up and start a conversation. I never would anyway. Man,

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<v Speaker 1>I go out of my way, like there's go over there,

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<v Speaker 1>turn my head that way. I want to make sure

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<v Speaker 1>nobody thinks I'm looking at them. I'm not talking to them.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm not going to be that guy. Yes, Michael, No,

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<v Speaker 1>I get.

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<v Speaker 4>Stuck next to the person that has a phone conversation

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<v Speaker 4>with her ear you know, like a cell phone conversation.

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<v Speaker 4>They start to have a out loud conversation. I want

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<v Speaker 4>to join into the conversation.

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<v Speaker 1>You know, I'm right next to you.

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<v Speaker 2>That's the only way to come back at Michael. Tell them, Hey,

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<v Speaker 2>tell them, I say Hi.

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<v Speaker 3>If you're on the phone at the gym, you're not

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<v Speaker 3>working nearly hard enough.

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<v Speaker 1>Well. Yeah, so I'm a regular at the gym now

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<v Speaker 1>for like the last six months since I moved because

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<v Speaker 1>I got a gym membership with this place I live,

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<v Speaker 1>and I hadn't been a regular in a gym for

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<v Speaker 1>not a regular for like thirty years, so it's been

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<v Speaker 1>a long time. Pretty cell phone era. Now they got

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<v Speaker 1>signs everywhere. You know, don't sit there staring at your

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<v Speaker 1>phone on the equipment blah blah blah blah blah, because

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<v Speaker 1>I see that happened all the time. People do a set,

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<v Speaker 1>then they start scrolling and they don't realize ten minutes

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<v Speaker 1>has gone by before they get back to their second set. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>you're not working out hard enough. If you've got time

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<v Speaker 1>to do that, you're not serious. Get the hell out

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<v Speaker 1>the way. I actually texted a buddy of mine who's

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<v Speaker 1>like super hardcore into working out all the time. My

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<v Speaker 1>main complaint I'm going to get to in a second,

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<v Speaker 1>but he said he hates puts too much weight, stacks

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<v Speaker 1>too much weight on there and can't actually live. Guy.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't know why that bothers him. That is kind

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<v Speaker 1>of funny. There is a super ripped guy at the

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<v Speaker 1>gym I was noticing the other day, and he does

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<v Speaker 1>about the lightest weights of anybody in there, but his

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<v Speaker 1>form is perfect, And I thought all these other muscleheads

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<v Speaker 1>should look at him. They're trying to because they got

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<v Speaker 1>to show how much they're doing. But they're like swinging

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<v Speaker 1>their body around, which is not, you know, isolating the

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<v Speaker 1>muscle you're trying to wear. But this guy who uses

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<v Speaker 1>a lightweight, he is so perfect with this technique and

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<v Speaker 1>he's really ripped. So I think that's the key. But

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<v Speaker 1>younger guys like to show how much they can lift.

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<v Speaker 1>But here's here's my least favorite guy that I wanted

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<v Speaker 1>to bring up this topic for the slams the weights

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<v Speaker 1>down guy to show how freaking intense you are. I

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<v Speaker 1>guess all the time. No, no, that that lifetime ban

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<v Speaker 1>I know. And this gym I go to, it's a

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<v Speaker 1>private gym, and they've got signs up that say do

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<v Speaker 1>not slam the weights. They didn't have those signs until

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<v Speaker 1>like a week ago, and and he's new. I think

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<v Speaker 1>those signs are aimed surely at him. It has not

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<v Speaker 1>worked at all because I've seen I saw him in

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<v Speaker 1>the gym again last night, and I don't think anybody's

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<v Speaker 1>got the guts to go up to him and say, hey,

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<v Speaker 1>could you not slam those weights down? Because he looks

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<v Speaker 1>like he would attack you and punch you in the

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<v Speaker 1>face if you said anything to him. He's just so intense. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>and he stomps around and he lifts hey, he drops

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<v Speaker 1>him on the floor, bang bang klang, and everybody jerks

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<v Speaker 1>like you know, because you get startled when you hear

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<v Speaker 1>a loud noise like that. Oh, which is so uncomfortable

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<v Speaker 1>being around him. But amin tense. You puss his art

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<v Speaker 1>in tents? Amit tents?

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, you get kicked out of You'll get kicked out

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<v Speaker 3>of Planet Fitness for that.

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<v Speaker 1>Really good for you. You're so freaking intense, you weirdo.

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<v Speaker 1>Quit slamming the weights around. Geez, we get it. You

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<v Speaker 1>care about being tough guy or something. You lift a

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<v Speaker 1>lot that need Yeah, neat exactly, hippy whoopedy shit. I

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<v Speaker 1>would say shit guy, but he just says it every time.

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<v Speaker 1>And it's it's more just like I don't like big

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<v Speaker 1>loud noises, right, yes, sudden loud noises.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, they're kind of annoying.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah, there's always that guy that makes extra loud noises

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<v Speaker 4>just so everybody looks over at him.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, it's a combination of his grunting and he's dropping

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<v Speaker 1>boom all right, all right, all right, we get it.

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<v Speaker 1>Can you go to some he man women haters club

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<v Speaker 1>gym where you all strut around about how cool and

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<v Speaker 1>testosterone laden you are and I don't know what you do,

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<v Speaker 1>count your chest hairs or do something, but go a

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<v Speaker 1>different gym. Oh he's totally shaved, but anyway, Oh yeah

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<v Speaker 1>he is.

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<v Speaker 2>Actually call it A holes. Yeah, just you know, and

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<v Speaker 2>have the the O of the hole be a plate

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<v Speaker 2>on a bar bell A holes. The big guy lifting

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<v Speaker 2>it'll form the own.

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<v Speaker 1>That's awesome. Have a gym called A holes and you

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<v Speaker 1>like encourage that sort of thing. And everybody wears the

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<v Speaker 1>tank top with the big loops so you see their

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<v Speaker 1>entire body. They all have. That's the uniform that comes

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<v Speaker 1>at the A Hole gym.

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<v Speaker 2>Right, and they're all gonna hit on the first woman

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<v Speaker 2>who walks in. Everyone never will because you know it's

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<v Speaker 2>right there on the sign.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah. Lots of mirrors, lots of posing in the mirrors.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh the level of douchebag you guys just described. Oh yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>he's he's big giant loop tank top thingy where you're

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<v Speaker 1>practically shirtless.

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<v Speaker 2>Right right, And if somebody doesn't drop the weights, the

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<v Speaker 2>other guys have come over here.

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<v Speaker 1>What the hell's the matter with you?

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<v Speaker 4>Man?

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<v Speaker 1>You gotta drop those waiters. You don't seem intense. Are

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<v Speaker 1>you not in tense? Whatever? God, Jim sounds like my hell,

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<v Speaker 1>whoopedie shit is the answer to that, Well, I guess

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<v Speaker 1>that's it.