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Speaker 1: Today fed up by almost ruining a Halloween party in

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Speaker 1: the worst way possible. But I was only seven? Am

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Speaker 1: I the a hole?

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Speaker 2: Uh? In the Catholic church, seven is the age of

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Speaker 2: reason where you can sin. So yeah, fuck yeah, you're accountable.

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Speaker 2: Seven year olds can sin and go to hell.

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Speaker 1: Just hit that.

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Speaker 2: According to the Catholic chart, you're done.

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Speaker 1: For damn sorry, Pope Francis laying down the hamm.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, Pope Francis, Like every seven year old deserves the

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Speaker 2: rotten the hell.

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Speaker 1: Yeah. This happened about nine or ten years ago when

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Speaker 1: I was seven years.

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Speaker 2: Old, so op is sixteen to seventeen.

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Speaker 1: Quick massy. There were about thirty other guests at the party,

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Speaker 1: all within a similar age range to myself. I knew

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Speaker 1: the hostess very well, as we had gone to school

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Speaker 1: with each other for roughly three years. Wait at seven,

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Speaker 1: Yeah you know it's all the hosts. Yeah, yes, the hostess.

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Speaker 1: Excuse me, mom, I had you have the funest of

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Speaker 1: candy com place the caveat. I won't need this film.

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Speaker 1: I need the chicouti board.

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Speaker 2: Bro.

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Speaker 1: A seven year old CHARCUITI board is just like freaking

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Speaker 1: toastinos and.

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Speaker 2: Like seven year old charcuterie board is Lunchables. Lunchable is

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Speaker 2: a charcuterie board branded as lunch Dude, you.

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Speaker 1: Just blew my mind.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, I figured that out this this. I saw Lunchables

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Speaker 2: this weekend, and my holy shit, it's just a kid

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Speaker 2: charcuterie board.

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Speaker 1: That is a revolution revolution revolutionary epiphany right there.

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Speaker 2: I'm just full of them.

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Speaker 1: Yeah you are.

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Speaker 2: Now.

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Speaker 1: I wouldn't often get myself into trouble, especially when I

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Speaker 1: was seven, but when I did, let me tell you,

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Speaker 1: it wasn't usually anything to bring concern too.

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Speaker 2: Okay, I got.

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Speaker 1: I really didn't. It was fine, I really did anything.

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Speaker 1: The party was held at the Girls House, which was massive,

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Speaker 1: with a huge backyard and ups of three stories. The

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Speaker 1: best part about the house was the massive basement slash

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Speaker 2: Dude, Oh, they're Daddy Warbucks over here.

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Speaker 1: Theater for seven year olds. You are living.

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Speaker 2: I also, I mean imagine like the seven year old

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Speaker 2: doesn't own the home theater and it's owned by the parents.

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Speaker 1: Basically basically we're limited out, dude, God shout out to

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Speaker 1: shout out to that person. This was also where the

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Speaker 1: party was being held in the home theater slash basement. Downstairs,

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Speaker 1: the kids were running around in their Halloween costumes, playing

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Speaker 1: tag or watching movies, while upstairs, the parents were making

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Speaker 1: themselves comfortable. Loud music and flashy Halloween decorations littered the place.

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Speaker 1: Strobe lights, cheap Halloween themed animatronics, bowls of hard candies

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Speaker 1: scattered the basement. We have a true writer on our

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Speaker 1: hands over here. This is beautiful. Yeah, sounds super fun.

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Speaker 1: I'm into this party right, I'm there. Both seven year

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Speaker 1: old me and current adult me would want to go

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Speaker 1: to that party or both. Yeah, Either you're going at

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Speaker 1: like like you're hanging out with the seven year olds

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Speaker 1: and it's super fun and chaotic, or you're having an

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Speaker 1: orgy upstairs with all the adults. Wow, that's not what

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Speaker 1: I was expecting. It's a seven year old Halloween party.

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Speaker 2: I don't know. That's why they had the level, the

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Speaker 2: adult next level. And there's the seven year olds that are

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Speaker 2: just like totally not knowing what's going upstairs. It's like,

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Speaker 2: oh my god, your house is haunted. What's all that

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Speaker 2: moaning upstairs? Parents do deserve love to they do. You know,

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Speaker 2: you need you need a break when you're when you're

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Speaker 2: raising your children. You do you do, Dude, I just

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Speaker 2: learned that one of the parents in my grade school

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Speaker 2: or swingers.

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Speaker 1: Got to get in where you fit it. Yeah, you

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Speaker 1: down poles. Oh that he was, Yeah, and raising him

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Speaker 1: of his fire hose. Yeah, in his job, Oh god,

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Speaker 1: as a professional firefighter. Yes, yes, that's all I meant. Okay,

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Speaker 1: back to the story. Roughly ninety minutes into the party,

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Speaker 1: after having watched the Charlie Brown Halloween Special classic and

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Speaker 1: was a witch's cauldron, which was essentially one huge bowl

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Speaker 1: what I'm talking about here, but essentially the dryest and

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Speaker 1: fog machines inside the massive cauldron produced this crazy amount

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Speaker 1: of vapor wafting through the whole basement, like big, big

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Speaker 2: If you know what I'm talking It's like a like

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Speaker 2: spooky FG in a graveyard.

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Speaker 1: Next to the cauldron, there were various bottles used to

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Speaker 1: present different portions of ingredients and mixtures. Most of these

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Speaker 1: was completely filled and open. That bottle was hot sauce.

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Speaker 1: I quickly went to the restroom before returning to the

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Speaker 1: fog machines. There's only one thing to do. I wanted

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Speaker 1: to make a potion. Sound so sick. Sounds amazing. I

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Speaker 1: mean I would want to do the same thing I did.

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Speaker 2: Making potions when you're a kid is incredible. I remember

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Speaker 2: when I was a kid. I put Cheetos hot cheetos

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Speaker 2: into gatorade bottle and just kept putting in them for

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Speaker 2: them to dissolve, and then turned the the uh the

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Speaker 2: like white gatorade into a red gatorade. And then to

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Speaker 2: prank a kid, we said, oh, do you want to

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Speaker 2: sip in my red gatorade?

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Speaker 1: Oh?

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Speaker 2: Like after like months of putting these cheetos in and

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Speaker 2: then months months. Yeah, it was like or at least weeks.

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Speaker 2: Oh my god, the kid like threw up for like ages.

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Speaker 1: Oh my god.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, it was pretty groedy. Dude, Dude, I'm pretty groedy.

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Speaker 1: I'm hoping, I'm hoping op isn't going down.

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Speaker 2: Quite that vicious. I mean it sounds like it, you know,

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Speaker 2: hot sauce and vapors. Yeah, so it's only fun if

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Speaker 2: you can feed it to other people, exactly. Torture to

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Speaker 2: give it to someone exactly.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, like drink, drink the potions potion masters all too strong,

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Speaker 1: too strong. I took the bottle of hot sauce, removed

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Speaker 1: ten to twelve ounces of hot sauce into the dry

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Speaker 2: The fog machines them is on a mission to just

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Speaker 2: destroy poises gas. Dude, this is like it's the gas

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Speaker 2: that they used in World War One that was like

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Speaker 2: a war crime. Was it mustard gas? That's muster gas.

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Speaker 2: Like man's making mustard gas right now at seven.

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Speaker 1: Friaking stryt Racha.

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Speaker 2: He's literally not all the economy. He's literally committing war

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Speaker 1: Dude, this is I'm afraid of what this man go into.

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Speaker 2: And he's going he's going to grow into, uh a

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Speaker 2: kid that's going straight the hell.

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Speaker 1: Oh goodness, that's true. Just getting reason a reason, a reason.

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Speaker 1: After doing that, I lost focus and went to find

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Speaker 2: It sounds so old. I gotta find a drink after

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Speaker 2: all this poison making. They had a gotta get a drink.

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Speaker 1: Take well upstairs. My mom asked me how the party was,

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Speaker 1: just to check in on me. Our conversation was interrupted

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Speaker 1: squeezing their eyes shut, faces red, some crying and coughing

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Speaker 1: so hard it was difficult for them to remain standing.

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Speaker 2: Oh my god, he literally muster gasted. Dude, mustard gassed.

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Speaker 2: It's an entire group of seven year olds.

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Speaker 1: He invented a whole new condiment. What we got Suri racha?

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Speaker 1: What's the other one?

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Speaker 2: Chico top, that's on top of Chico. It's uh, yeah,

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Speaker 2: that's the drink.

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Speaker 1: There's Chula there you go, there, you go, twinsies and

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Speaker 2: Maybe that's the beer. It's like it's like it's the

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Speaker 2: guy with like Mexican hat. Like there's a girl chilula

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Speaker 2: and there's a guy with was the one I was.

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Speaker 1: Trying to think of too The parents took notice immediately

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Speaker 1: The smoke was so painful that it was almost impossible

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Speaker 1: had to be shut off in order to stop the smoke.

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Speaker 2: Oh my god, put on some goggles or something. Yeah, right,

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Speaker 2: I think you could make it happen.

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Speaker 1: I felt so guilty about the situation that I immediately

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Speaker 1: confessed it was my fault.

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Speaker 2: He was just trying to make a potion.

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Speaker 1: I just wanted to be the potion master. It was

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Speaker 1: too strong.

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Speaker 2: It's too strong for you.

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Speaker 1: The host parents were too angry to even respond, and

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Speaker 1: as a result, everyone was sent home crying and upset,

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Speaker 1: and it was entirely my fault.

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Speaker 2: Fuck dude.

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Speaker 1: Despite going to school with this girl for the following

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Speaker 1: six years, I was never invited to her parties again.

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Speaker 2: I mean, I can understand you literally committed a war

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Speaker 2: crime at a party. You mustard gassed children. That's not

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Speaker 2: a child yourself. But it doesn't like just because you're

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Speaker 2: a child soldier doesn't mean you're absolved of your child

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Speaker 2: soldier sins. I just watched Blood Diamond and child soldiers

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Speaker 2: in it. Dude fucked up? Heavy Watch, Yeah, heavy Watch,

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Speaker 2: heavy Watch. So I just like, don't condone child soldiers.

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Speaker 1: Wow, dude taking a stand taking a stand salute sir.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, you're proud of him, though they're like.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, I mean like it was. Oh oh, are we

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Speaker 2: Oh? I feel well. I obviously also feel bad for

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Speaker 2: child soldiers, right right?

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Speaker 1: Yes, yes, I feel bad too, Is that the record straight?

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Speaker 2: Yes? I feel bad for both. I feel bad child

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Speaker 2: soldiers and yes, yes, but yes Auto P he did.

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Speaker 1: He didn't intend to do anything wrong. He was doing

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Speaker 1: the gate, the cheetos, and the gatorade, also not even

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Speaker 1: intending to give it to anyone. You are arguably worse

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Speaker 1: way guiltier in this verdict than than op as.

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Speaker 2: I would say, yes, yes, but by the damage was

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Speaker 2: not as much, But.

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Speaker 1: The damage was not as much.

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Speaker 2: You have literally attacked thirty children and possibly made that

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Speaker 2: entire home theater smell like hot sauce.

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Speaker 1: Forever, weeks forever.

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Speaker 2: You do like vapor, and that's like low to the ground,

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Speaker 2: like you can't get that smell out. It could be

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Speaker 2: it could be in the basement with like little ventilation.

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Speaker 2: You're fucked. That ship's smelling like hot sauce for ever.

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Speaker 1: All right, final tiebreaker producer Riley, Who's worse?

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Speaker 2: Oh?

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Speaker 1: P here Sam, it's all a child soldier? Sam?

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Speaker 2: Oh? Oh?

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Speaker 1: What? Sorry? Buddy? He was seven? Or Sam was also seven?

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Speaker 2: Right? I'm yeah I was around seven?

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Speaker 1: Around seven? Does that change your answer?

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Speaker 2: Riley?

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Speaker 1: The kid? All right, we're back. Yeah. But in addition

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Speaker 1: to being back, Sam, I need you back in the

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Speaker 1: hot seat to read me this next story.

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Speaker 1: What's what's his character? What's what's the man? What's cap man?

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Speaker 1: It's not like it sounds like Opie's life is is

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Speaker 1: Thoughts, Well, I got I got one giant question that

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Speaker 1: Yeah, Like Opie is like I am, I am the

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Speaker 2: There's this guy man, I forget his name. He's a creator.

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Speaker 2: Let me think, let me think, he's like an OG creator. Okay,

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Speaker 2: Have you ever heard of him? No, I'm sorry, Josh

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Speaker 2: Have you ever heard of him? So he lost his

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Speaker 1: Oh my god?

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Speaker 2: He was a uh uh because that's his leg and

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Speaker 1: He's literally using two to like uh crutches. And he

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Speaker 2: Was, I hop.

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Speaker 1: Dude. He was saying the I guess from uh beating

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Speaker 2: Tigger, the genie in the lamp.

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Speaker 1: Ones where he's like have like vertical that that's insane.

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Speaker 2: I feel like Josh is a great example of someone

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Speaker 1: I feel like, if you're going to the experience, you

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Speaker 2: Oh, with Ope, here's some edits. He and the friend

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Speaker 1: Oh, I'm so excited. Also, Riley, maybe add that picture

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Speaker 2: Oh this is when when Op was younger by Lightning

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Speaker 1: My god, adorable.

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Speaker 2: I feel like Op is is totally fine to dress

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Speaker 2: Yeah, exactly. Yeah, So I guess my question is do

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Speaker 1: Let us know. I think costume is fire. I love

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Speaker 2: It makes it feel like you're making more fun of.

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Speaker 1: I feel like Professor X is okay because you're you're

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Speaker 1: of saying, uh, professor X, let's do it, and then

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Speaker 1: you have to roll how Professor x rolls. I think

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Speaker 1: it's good. It's part as part of the character in

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Speaker 1: my opinion, and it's part of the character. And it's

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Speaker 1: not like UH presenting and trying to push the focus

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Speaker 1: on his disability. You're simply dressing up.

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Speaker 2: Let us know what you think. Put your answer in

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Speaker 2: the comments below, and I think we're gonna get into

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Speaker 2: the next story.

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Speaker 1: Let's know it