WEBVTT - Left The Top Down, Screw The Beach!

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<v Speaker 1>Don't answer the phone. Elvis Durande Elvis Durand's phone tap.

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<v Speaker 2>So Christina says her dad is always yelling at her

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<v Speaker 2>because she's being careless. She leaves the top down on

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<v Speaker 2>her convertible, and she leaves the car parked when she

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<v Speaker 2>goes shopping or whatever. He really feels like something bad

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<v Speaker 2>is gonna happen. Someone's gonna break something. He's had him.

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<v Speaker 2>So they thought it would be funny to call from

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<v Speaker 2>the beach where she left the top down yet again,

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<v Speaker 2>and all of her stuff gets stolen. So she starts

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<v Speaker 2>the tap and then we'll come up at the end

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<v Speaker 2>to break it up. So all right, here we go.

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<v Speaker 2>Here's the phone up.

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<v Speaker 3>Listen it he dad.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah, I'm at the beach and I left the top

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<v Speaker 4>end and I just went back to it and.

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<v Speaker 3>Everything is gone.

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<v Speaker 4>What's everything like the CD changer, my iPod, my wallet,

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<v Speaker 4>my phone, my PR glasses.

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<v Speaker 5>Then the court.

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<v Speaker 3>I know, well, I just left it him because it's

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<v Speaker 3>always there. I didn't think I should take it out.

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<v Speaker 5>You don't leave that stuff in your call like that, dummy.

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<v Speaker 5>Your wallet is gone, with your licenses, the IDs and everything.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah, my wall of my license, my credit card, my dad.

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<v Speaker 5>Gotta get an open car.

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<v Speaker 4>The parking lot was like empty.

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<v Speaker 3>I didn't think there was gonna be a lot.

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<v Speaker 4>Of people here.

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<v Speaker 5>I least cars me off damage. You gotta be hand

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<v Speaker 5>call the bank and cancel your bank credit cards and

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<v Speaker 5>poor more vehicle and cancel your license.

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<v Speaker 3>I can't go to the bank right now. And that's

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<v Speaker 3>the beach.

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<v Speaker 5>The beach, please the pitch right now. They're gonna take

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<v Speaker 5>care of your more porn things today.

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<v Speaker 4>But what what about like the your glasses is what?

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<v Speaker 1>What do I go at that?

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<v Speaker 5>The import thing is now you got your credit cards

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<v Speaker 5>gone and your license has gone, your idiot, everything else

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<v Speaker 5>is replaceable, you.

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<v Speaker 3>Understand, But like he think you could do it? Maybe enough,

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<v Speaker 3>I ain't doing.

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<v Speaker 5>A dancing for you. You're gonna call the police. Haven't

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<v Speaker 5>come over, and you're gonna follow a police before for

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<v Speaker 5>stolen property, and then you're gonna go to the bank

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<v Speaker 5>and cancel your credit card.

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<v Speaker 6>They tell your phone.

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<v Speaker 4>Too, Yeah, my phone is in the car to mama,

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<v Speaker 4>won there?

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<v Speaker 6>What did I tell you to not leave the phone

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<v Speaker 6>out of your sight, to stay with the phone in

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<v Speaker 6>case you have to call you.

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<v Speaker 4>I know that's the reason why I went back to

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<v Speaker 4>my car.

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<v Speaker 6>What kind of an idiot does that? Don't make wal

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<v Speaker 6>with that money in the open car, so you're here

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<v Speaker 6>if somebody could come and take it, What kind of

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<v Speaker 6>idiot does that? I don't know. You can run your

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<v Speaker 6>mobo and now you're gonna drive a vehicle crazy with this.

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<v Speaker 4>Don't even tell her.

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<v Speaker 6>Why do you think she's not gonna know?

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<v Speaker 4>Because Mom's gonna like flipped out.

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<v Speaker 6>Yeah, well you're in big trouble because now you really

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<v Speaker 6>mussed up this time. You you freaking a nonsense.

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<v Speaker 5>You can't get enough. You can never get a note.

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<v Speaker 6>Call the police and follow report. What are you're lucking?

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<v Speaker 4>I am listening?

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<v Speaker 6>So then that says you call the police and tell

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<v Speaker 6>them where you are and have a come there and

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<v Speaker 6>follow report.

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<v Speaker 4>Will you look what I'm just with my friends at

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<v Speaker 4>the beach are tanning?

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<v Speaker 6>You leave the beach right now?

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<v Speaker 4>Can you part in a half tomorrow because I don't

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<v Speaker 4>want to miss this, Like it's like the.

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<v Speaker 3>Best time to be channing right now.

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<v Speaker 6>I swear to God can and all the prints that

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<v Speaker 6>you got there and you go take care of your responsibilities.

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<v Speaker 6>I don't want to hear that you're doing at three

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<v Speaker 6>or four o'clock. That has to be done right now.

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<v Speaker 4>But that's when the sun goes away.

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<v Speaker 6>Can't you just wait at four o'clock? Are you killing?

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<v Speaker 6>Are you kidding me? You leave the beach right now

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<v Speaker 6>and you go take care of that right now. But

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<v Speaker 6>get the risk of the day. It's shot. You don't know.

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<v Speaker 6>I'll pissed it up. I am at your little.

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<v Speaker 2>Ass Like now, would you still be pissed off if

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<v Speaker 2>we told you you just got phone tapped?

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<v Speaker 6>I got you you better, boy, I tell you was

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<v Speaker 6>in a big trouble.

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<v Speaker 5>Let me tell you right now.

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