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Speaker 1: hot takes, break free for something special. The Fifth Hour

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Speaker 1: with Ben Maller starts right now, green light go, and

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Speaker 1: Working on the fourth of July. We are here on

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Speaker 1: thank you for subscribing and downloading and reviewing. Right I've

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Speaker 1: started through thick and thin, through holidays, furloughs, layoffs. We're pandemics.

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Speaker 1: Right now it feels like, yes, just keep talking, keep

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Speaker 1: I heard everything you said. I'm not like I listen

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Speaker 1: This is where I get to ask you a questions

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Speaker 1: and I love this. It's my favorite bit that we

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Speaker 1: do here, pop quiz. And here we go. These are

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Speaker 1: actual questions about pop culture, and we'll see how guess going.

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Speaker 1: Doesn't you gonna answer as well? The way the bit's

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Speaker 1: supposed to work. You gotta answer, And but I don't

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Speaker 1: know what you're answering because I can't hear you. It's

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Speaker 1: the magic of broadcasting, all right, So here we go,

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Speaker 1: They say, who were there? They say that children are

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Speaker 1: incapable of doing this until they reach the magic age

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Speaker 1: of four. What is it that kids are unable to

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Speaker 1: do no matter how smart they are or how dumb

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Speaker 1: they are, they can't do this until they reach the

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Speaker 1: age of four. Uh No, that is the that is incorrect.

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Speaker 1: The correct answer is lie. Mm. That's interesting. That is interesting?

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Speaker 1: Is that because if you're like three and you're learning,

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Speaker 1: you start talking, You're like you start anytime you you

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Speaker 1: make a mistake, you you don't know. You don't know

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Speaker 1: what a lie is. You don't know the concept of

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Speaker 1: a lie. Maybe that or that that's probably the appropriate

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Speaker 1: age that parents feel like they can discipline their kids

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Speaker 1: too well. I have a niece that just turned four.

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Speaker 1: Um on the on actually today, the fourth of July

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Speaker 1: is my niece's birthday. I guess I'm gonna tell her

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Speaker 1: mom my sister in law that she is now able

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Speaker 1: to lie. Congratulations. You get a lie card, you get

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Speaker 1: a driver's license, then you get a passport, you get

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Speaker 1: all these things that are certain, you know, moments in

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Speaker 1: a person's life that are a rite of passage. And

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Speaker 1: the age of four is the age not of reason

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Speaker 1: the age of line to go. Yeah, alright, a reason.

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Speaker 1: Survey found nearly two and five Americans would not only

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Speaker 1: change jobs, but would take a pay cut if they

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Speaker 1: could have have this at work. What is it? Um,

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Speaker 1: they can have this at work? I just correct, that's

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Speaker 1: the question. There's two things they could guess on this.

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Speaker 1: Would it be their pet or there? Would it be

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Speaker 1: their pet? Or that is that stop right there? That

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Speaker 1: is it their pet? Nice? Yeah, so Americans love their

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Speaker 1: pets so much they would be willing to take less

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Speaker 1: money to have their pet with him. Now, I've been

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Speaker 1: fortunate guest gone from the home studio of Fox Sports

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Speaker 1: Radio the remote Geico Fox Sports Radio studios, which are

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Speaker 1: in the Mallard Mansion, buried in the secret location deep

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Speaker 1: in the bowels of the Mallard Mansion, and Bella has

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Speaker 1: spent many a night while I've been broadcasting since March

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Speaker 1: from here, and she's been hanging out with me, and

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Speaker 1: as long as she doesn't bark, she's allowed to stay

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Speaker 1: in here. Every once in a while she'll start pawing

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Speaker 1: at my leg because she wants to go to take

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Speaker 1: a whizz or go to the get a drink or

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Speaker 1: something like that. So I gotta open up the door,

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Speaker 1: but she has to wait. Bella's gotta wait until a

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Speaker 1: break and not that we take, but it's for her

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Speaker 1: to break. So does she ever get tired coming into

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Speaker 1: your studio because there's a long walk. I don't know

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Speaker 1: if many people know this, but you have a three

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Speaker 1: story house, and so it's a three story I do

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Speaker 1: not have a three story house. I'm not west of

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Speaker 1: the flour oh five, I'm not. And I've never lied

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Speaker 1: about where I live like somebody I know who has

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Speaker 1: possibly tried to say they live in a more blue

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Speaker 1: collar part. That's not okay. I'm gonna I'm gonna call

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Speaker 1: bullshit on that. I was. I know that. When I

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Speaker 1: first started becoming a friend with you, and I asked,

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Speaker 1: I believe where you live, you gave me a certain city,

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Speaker 1: and then somehow an address came up with your name

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Speaker 1: attached to it a much different part of town, you know. Alright,

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Speaker 1: Moving on. More adults are doing this right now than

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Speaker 1: at any other time in the history of the United States.

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Speaker 1: What is it adults having more sex? Uh? No, they're

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Speaker 1: not stooping more. No, it's living with their parents or grandparents. Interesting,

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Speaker 1: there are more adults right now doing that now. Some

496
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Speaker 1: of it is to save money, some of it is

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Speaker 1: save a life, save a life, to help your parents out.

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Speaker 1: It's it's also a big part of it older parents, grandparents. Uh,

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Speaker 1: but that's important to man. If you're that's underrated. Man.

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Speaker 1: If you look out for your grandparents, that's tough work.

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Speaker 1: And you see them get old and their bodies fall apart,

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Speaker 1: that an't easy, not easy at all. Right. After spending

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Speaker 1: the last three months of the pandemic together, fifty eight

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Speaker 1: percent of couples say this, what is it? I want

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Speaker 1: a divorce? See that's what I thought would be the answer,

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Speaker 1: But it's actually they want to spend the rest of

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Speaker 1: their lives together. Ready, bliss enough, I believe that. No way,

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Speaker 1: but not here in California anyway. No. New survey says

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Speaker 1: one in three Americans by this from the girl those

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Speaker 1: free store at least once per week. But this surprised me. Bananas?

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Speaker 1: No what it's something that is refrigerated milk, no, believe

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Speaker 1: it or not. A frozen dinners good frozen pizzas. Man, Yeah,

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Speaker 1: I guess that counts. That has to count. Rights as

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Speaker 1: a frozen meal. Um. When I was a Bachelor. I

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Speaker 1: used to get those Hungry Man TV dinners. Yeah, and

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Speaker 1: I got very excited when they had that pound, you know,

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Speaker 1: a pound of food. You're not like, oh boy, this

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Speaker 1: is great. But did you go like pizza pockets or

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Speaker 1: pizza bites. How would you go with the with the

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Speaker 1: frozen pizza? Uh no, I would just make the I

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Speaker 1: would get the pie and I would uh well, I

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Speaker 1: like when de Jorna came around. What I remember the

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Speaker 1: days before de jor No, and uh yeah, I would

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Speaker 1: I get my toppings or whatever it was. You know,

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Speaker 1: that was that was an easy make. I had no

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Speaker 1: problem with that. I like making the pizza from scratch

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Speaker 1: from time to time. We've been doing that, which is

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Speaker 1: which is kind of cool. But the frozen dinners, I

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Speaker 1: liked them, but you never they never cook right because

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Speaker 1: I would put them in the microwave. You're supposed to

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Speaker 1: put them in the oven to make them really taste decent.

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Speaker 1: And it was always the corn was way too hot,

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Speaker 1: or that brownie, the little brownie and the little square.

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Speaker 1: Would it be too too hot compared to the other

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Speaker 1: stuff because I wouldas it that first, you know, or

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Speaker 1: things would stick that yeah, yeah, exactly or you get

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Speaker 1: like the fish sticks and they would the bottom part

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Speaker 1: would kind of stick to it, and you're like, oh crap.

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Speaker 1: You know. Anyway, the breading any moving on New York,

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Speaker 1: Chicago and lost wages. Nevada have seen a large increase

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Speaker 1: of this over the last month. What is uh no

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00:29:35,520 --> 00:29:39,040
Speaker 1: fireworks noise? People complaining about fireworks. I've seen that a

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Speaker 1: lot here in l A at night. I don't know

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Speaker 1: a lot of conspiracies on why that is, but yeah,

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Speaker 1: I think a lot of those are bullshit. We're doing

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Speaker 1: pop quiz. A new study found that men dudes twice

547
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Speaker 1: as likely to do this as women, but by the

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Speaker 1: time time we reach our forties, which is close to

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Speaker 1: home Gisco, women are slightly more likely to do this

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Speaker 1: than a a man. So again, this is according to

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Speaker 1: the study, they found that the dudes are twice as

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Speaker 1: likely to do this than women, but by the time

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Speaker 1: everyone reaches forty, women are slightly more likely to do

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Speaker 1: this than than men. Exercise uh no, actually speed When

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Speaker 1: driving around, women drive slower, and then when they reach

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Speaker 1: a certain age, they're like, who gives a funk, I'm

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Speaker 1: gonna hit the hit the gas pedal. I can appreciate that. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: there you go. All right, let's see here, any men,

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Speaker 1: what's next? Alright? Three out of ten people say they

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Speaker 1: sometimes do this while playing Monopoly. What is it once

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Speaker 1: the last time you played Monopoly? I haven't played Monopoly

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Speaker 1: and forever. Yeah, three out of ten people. Yeah, I

563
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Speaker 1: will say, um, I'll say that they miscount the miscount. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: we'll go an extra look, an extra marketing. What is

565
00:31:10,480 --> 00:31:13,080
Speaker 1: it like boardwalk and park plays the two spots you

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Speaker 1: want to be on? Yeah? H no. The correct answer

567
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Speaker 1: is three out of ten people say that they quit

568
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Speaker 1: to avoid losing. They just give up. They raised the

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Speaker 1: white flag and say that's it. No, Moss, I'm out,

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Speaker 1: I'm done, see you later. Monopoly takes too long. It

571
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Speaker 1: does take a long time. But if you're winning, it

572
00:31:35,200 --> 00:31:37,840
Speaker 1: doesn't matter. It's kind of like my look at baseball.

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Speaker 1: If your team is great, it doesn't matter they play

574
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Speaker 1: a hundred and sixty games because they win most of

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Speaker 1: them and you love it and you're excited by it.

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Speaker 1: But if the team sucks, so oh, there's too many games.

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Speaker 1: Be sure to catch live editions of The Ben Maller

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Speaker 1: Show weekdays at two am Eastern eleven PM Pacific. All right,

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Speaker 1: it is said that we spend about fifty of our

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Speaker 1: lives doing this sitting in traffic. Yeah right, well that

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Speaker 1: lay that I would say, Um, I'll say fuck, um,

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Speaker 1: you'll say a fuck today. We don't spend on our

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Speaker 1: cell phones. Cell phone? Uh no, they say daydream. Oh yeah,

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Speaker 1: you're thinking about something. You're imagining some other scenario while

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Speaker 1: you're living your life. Now do you night dreams? Since

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Speaker 1: you don't go to sleep during the night, you are

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Speaker 1: sleeping in the daytime. So do you do night dream?

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Speaker 1: Do I night dream? Uh? No? Not really? Do you daydream?

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Speaker 1: I don't. The only time I dream is if I

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Speaker 1: take a Kirkland brand sleep age. Because I don't get

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Speaker 1: to it. I'm like, I'm sleeping, but I'm not in

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Speaker 1: the really deep rem sleep that you need to be

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Speaker 1: in the dream. It's rarely get into that. I'm not

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Speaker 1: a great sleeper. I blame my my, my parents, my

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Speaker 1: dad and both my dad and my mom. We're not

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Speaker 1: particularly great sleepers. So it doesn't help with your work schedule. Yeah, well,

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Speaker 1: that's also problem. I have noticed when I take time

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Speaker 1: off that doesn't happen very often. But I go to

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Speaker 1: beddle oiler and I sleep better like it's shocking. I

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Speaker 1: don't know why that is. I don't know if there's

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Speaker 1: a correlation between those two events. But anyway, regarding the

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Speaker 1: current pandemic, what in three people surveys said they are

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Speaker 1: they have noticed this? Uh what is it that they noticed? God,

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Speaker 1: it's pretty pretty vague. I just involves some creature in

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Speaker 1: the house. Um, they notice more spiders in the house.

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Speaker 1: Now they noticed that their pet has gotten fat. It's

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Speaker 1: a cat or a dog or whatever. I don't think

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Speaker 1: this applies to lizards. No, do you do you do

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Speaker 1: you clip Bella's coat? No, but Bella went to the groomer. Um,

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Speaker 1: and now about a third of the dog went to

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Speaker 1: a groomer. Yeah, that's very very white color. You well,

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Speaker 1: you would know about that. West of the four oh five.

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Speaker 1: And I was trying to find a gift for you,

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Speaker 1: and I was looking up, but I couldn't find it.

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Speaker 1: It would have been the greatest gift because Guestcon's birthdays

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Speaker 1: coming up. The Cougar, it's gonna be guests about the turn.

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Speaker 1: Giscon's about the turn fifty years older. You've already you've

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Speaker 1: already sent me a gift. Well, I understand. But I

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Speaker 1: was trying to find a specific book that was written

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Speaker 1: about the four oh five freeway, and I looked all

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Speaker 1: over the internet and I spent about, well, I'm not

622
00:34:34,440 --> 00:34:36,800
Speaker 1: gonna embell it. I spent about thirty minutes trying to

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Speaker 1: find a book because I thought this would be the

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Speaker 1: hilarious couldn't find a book. I was like, nobody's written

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Speaker 1: a book about just a four oh five freeway that

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Speaker 1: goes from Irvine to the San Fernando Valley, which Gascon

627
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Speaker 1: mistakenly thought went all the way up the west coast

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Speaker 1: because I was in Santa Barbara when I was on

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Speaker 1: furlough and guest guns like your west of the four H.

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Speaker 1: I was like, no, I'm not. The four h five

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Speaker 1: freeway ends way ends in the San Fernando Valley, way

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Speaker 1: before uh Santa Barbara. It turns into it when you

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Speaker 1: weren't for a load, you're on vacation, and I was

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Speaker 1: for a load and I had a fine time getting

635
00:35:16,920 --> 00:35:19,320
Speaker 1: I'm glad I got out because King Newsom closed everything.

636
00:35:19,400 --> 00:35:23,200
Speaker 1: Then I got in there before the king and the

637
00:35:24,440 --> 00:35:26,600
Speaker 1: parliament and all that. You got me in trouble, the monarchy,

638
00:35:27,120 --> 00:35:31,200
Speaker 1: and yes, uh of us are considering this as a

639
00:35:31,360 --> 00:35:35,680
Speaker 1: result of the coronavirus, a career change, not moving. Oh,

640
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Speaker 1: I know, I'm not. Are you thinking about moving? No? What? Well?

641
00:35:39,640 --> 00:35:45,080
Speaker 1: Where would I go anyway? Arizona, Scottsdale. I don't. I

642
00:35:45,120 --> 00:35:47,239
Speaker 1: don't know where you go to Vegas or something? No

643
00:35:47,480 --> 00:35:51,600
Speaker 1: funk that you go to Vegas. You could dominate Vegas

644
00:35:51,760 --> 00:35:55,040
Speaker 1: radio though, Yeah, but Vegas there's no radios. But what

645
00:35:55,080 --> 00:35:56,799
Speaker 1: are you gonna have? You have the Golden Nights, Yes,

646
00:35:56,840 --> 00:35:58,680
Speaker 1: you'll have the Raiders, but you got no Major League

647
00:35:58,680 --> 00:36:02,160
Speaker 1: Baseball and you've got no NBA. Got every casino you

648
00:36:02,239 --> 00:36:05,480
Speaker 1: could possibly want. You it's a great Vegas. The weather

649
00:36:05,640 --> 00:36:08,520
Speaker 1: is nice, nice and warm and toasty hot. No, it's hot.

650
00:36:08,680 --> 00:36:10,759
Speaker 1: It's hot. If I were to go anywhere that was

651
00:36:10,920 --> 00:36:15,120
Speaker 1: east of Los Angeles, it would be Scottsdale. Yeah. Again,

652
00:36:15,200 --> 00:36:17,560
Speaker 1: that's like west of the four oh five. It is,

653
00:36:17,640 --> 00:36:23,400
Speaker 1: it's in Scottsdale, but it's very bouge, showing how narcissist

654
00:36:23,520 --> 00:36:26,319
Speaker 1: you are. Listen, the men that listen to your show

655
00:36:26,840 --> 00:36:32,160
Speaker 1: are are very healthy, um, and they're very e centric.

656
00:36:32,440 --> 00:36:36,080
Speaker 1: There's tons of Iye candy in Scottsdale. So if you're

657
00:36:36,080 --> 00:36:38,880
Speaker 1: not coming to l a you can't afford it for vacations.

658
00:36:38,920 --> 00:36:41,960
Speaker 1: To guest you didn't get the memo from cancel culture.

659
00:36:42,000 --> 00:36:44,960
Speaker 1: We're not supposed to appreciate a good looking woman as men.

660
00:36:45,480 --> 00:36:48,160
Speaker 1: We can no longer. And that's the next step. Right,

661
00:36:48,239 --> 00:36:49,800
Speaker 1: do we start with the mask and we get to

662
00:36:49,880 --> 00:36:53,399
Speaker 1: the burk boy. I can't wait. I can't wait till

663
00:36:53,480 --> 00:36:56,800
Speaker 1: Dr Fauci announces we need a burk man. That that'll be.

664
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Speaker 1: That'll be good. Imagine, I'm gonna brand you can put

665
00:37:00,440 --> 00:37:03,000
Speaker 1: your your logo on the Burko though, right, So what

666
00:37:03,040 --> 00:37:05,319
Speaker 1: you're gonna put the Fifth Hour in front? You're gonna

667
00:37:05,360 --> 00:37:07,239
Speaker 1: put the Ben Mallar show right on the head, right

668
00:37:07,280 --> 00:37:09,879
Speaker 1: above the eyes, this little slit for the eyes there

669
00:37:09,960 --> 00:37:11,320
Speaker 1: right there. And then you're gonna put one like a

670
00:37:11,400 --> 00:37:14,080
Speaker 1: goalie mask. You gonna put it on your chin too, Yeah,

671
00:37:14,120 --> 00:37:17,839
Speaker 1: of course, all right, more pop quiz. You are more

672
00:37:18,000 --> 00:37:20,720
Speaker 1: likely to be stung by a bee if you're eating

673
00:37:20,840 --> 00:37:28,080
Speaker 1: this food item a strawberry. Dude, No, it's actually something

674
00:37:28,120 --> 00:37:31,560
Speaker 1: you mentioned earlier in the show. Guys pizza, No pizza.

675
00:37:32,320 --> 00:37:37,320
Speaker 1: Bees are attracted to pizza. Banana banana a banana. Jeez,

676
00:37:37,719 --> 00:37:40,000
Speaker 1: I don't know who the fox eating a banana outdoors anywhere.

677
00:37:40,000 --> 00:37:42,239
Speaker 1: The bees love a pepperoni pizza. That would be like,

678
00:37:42,400 --> 00:37:44,920
Speaker 1: I would like that. I would like to stay. You

679
00:37:45,000 --> 00:37:48,320
Speaker 1: know this dumb, dumb because he's eating a slice of pizza.

680
00:37:48,800 --> 00:37:51,759
Speaker 1: Do you ever see people outside eating a banana? I

681
00:37:51,880 --> 00:37:54,680
Speaker 1: see strawberries, they see oranges. I do. I have seen

682
00:37:54,920 --> 00:37:57,359
Speaker 1: in New York at Central Park I remember sitting out

683
00:37:57,400 --> 00:37:59,040
Speaker 1: there and they there was so there was a fruit

684
00:37:59,080 --> 00:38:01,759
Speaker 1: stand and then people in bananas. Well, Central Parkers turned

685
00:38:01,760 --> 00:38:03,400
Speaker 1: into an autonomous zones. So I don't know what you're

686
00:38:03,440 --> 00:38:05,239
Speaker 1: talking about. It is it? Yeah? Okay? Is it a

687
00:38:05,320 --> 00:38:10,640
Speaker 1: sovereign nation? Yes, the People's Republic. A new survey found

688
00:38:11,160 --> 00:38:18,240
Speaker 1: passwords are number number one thing that Americans forget most often.

689
00:38:18,520 --> 00:38:21,920
Speaker 1: What is number two? According to this new service, I

690
00:38:21,960 --> 00:38:24,520
Speaker 1: would say a pen for their a T M or

691
00:38:24,600 --> 00:38:28,200
Speaker 1: debit card. That is a good guest, But no, it's

692
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Speaker 1: things on your shopping list, Like you go to the

693
00:38:30,440 --> 00:38:33,239
Speaker 1: store and you try to remember what you need and

694
00:38:33,280 --> 00:38:35,360
Speaker 1: you forget something. I thought number five was what I

695
00:38:35,520 --> 00:38:38,200
Speaker 1: really am bad at on this and this was my

696
00:38:38,360 --> 00:38:42,600
Speaker 1: average Americans. They listed three thirty two forgetful moments a

697
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Speaker 1: year that happened, but the password was number one. Number

698
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Speaker 1: two was the shopping list. The one that stood out

699
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Speaker 1: to me was number five. A person's name after being introduced.

700
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Speaker 1: And I can't tell you how many times I've been

701
00:38:55,920 --> 00:38:59,279
Speaker 1: in a social setting and and you for you know,

702
00:38:59,360 --> 00:39:02,920
Speaker 1: you're intern, they say their name, and then for whatever reason,

703
00:39:04,160 --> 00:39:09,560
Speaker 1: you forget, and you're like ah, and it's that awkward thing,

704
00:39:11,080 --> 00:39:13,400
Speaker 1: you know, it's like ah. And and you know from

705
00:39:13,440 --> 00:39:15,719
Speaker 1: reading the book that I read years ago, the most

706
00:39:15,840 --> 00:39:20,680
Speaker 1: and the sweetest sound that someone can hear is their name. Right,

707
00:39:20,719 --> 00:39:25,359
Speaker 1: It's the sweetest sound you can possibly hear. And yeah,

708
00:39:25,680 --> 00:39:28,400
Speaker 1: it's that that old Dale Carnegie thing, right. The person's

709
00:39:28,480 --> 00:39:31,200
Speaker 1: name is to that person, the sweetest and most important

710
00:39:31,239 --> 00:39:33,160
Speaker 1: sound in any language. And then when somebody tells you

711
00:39:33,239 --> 00:39:35,960
Speaker 1: their name, and then like a minute later, you're like,

712
00:39:36,080 --> 00:39:39,080
Speaker 1: oh fuck. And so then you just say, hey dude,

713
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Speaker 1: hey guy, what's going on? Man? You know you go

714
00:39:41,440 --> 00:39:43,839
Speaker 1: down that road. Well, I just I mean, when I've

715
00:39:43,880 --> 00:39:46,120
Speaker 1: been out with you, and the misses is, I will

716
00:39:46,560 --> 00:39:49,840
Speaker 1: introduce you to the people I don't know on the regular.

717
00:39:49,920 --> 00:39:52,240
Speaker 1: So that way, you have to introduce yourself to them first,

718
00:39:52,280 --> 00:39:56,080
Speaker 1: and then I piggyback off of that well, it's just

719
00:39:56,160 --> 00:39:59,120
Speaker 1: the easiest way to do it. Yeah, I mean, yeah,

720
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Speaker 1: I don't know. I would bad habit of doing that.

721
00:40:01,000 --> 00:40:03,000
Speaker 1: I try to repeat their names now more on on

722
00:40:03,160 --> 00:40:07,840
Speaker 1: everyday occasion. So yeah, yeah. I Unfortunately, now because of

723
00:40:07,880 --> 00:40:10,439
Speaker 1: the apocalypse, being an introvert, I don't have to worry

724
00:40:10,440 --> 00:40:12,680
Speaker 1: about going on meeting people, so I have to worry

725
00:40:12,680 --> 00:40:15,080
Speaker 1: about any I love how you gave that great statue

726
00:40:15,120 --> 00:40:17,320
Speaker 1: of the night on radio about how you're more likely

727
00:40:17,400 --> 00:40:19,440
Speaker 1: to die while driving to work than you are of

728
00:40:19,480 --> 00:40:22,200
Speaker 1: the coronavirus. Yes, what the fuck are you? Don't drive anywhere?

729
00:40:22,680 --> 00:40:26,480
Speaker 1: That is correct. I drive once a week. I'm worried

730
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Speaker 1: about dying in a car atolutely But but no I

731
00:40:30,040 --> 00:40:31,800
Speaker 1: people have said, what are you coming back? Well, I

732
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Speaker 1: am following the I heart media. Go I am. I

733
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Speaker 1: am following a mandate. I'm a good soldier. I know

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Speaker 1: you're not guest. Go on, You're a rebel, you're an

735
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Speaker 1: anti art you know, anarch is kind of guy. But

736
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Speaker 1: I follow what my bosses tell me. And when my

737
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Speaker 1: bosses say go ahead, come back in, I'm there. I

738
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Speaker 1: am there with bells and whistles on the ever done that?

739
00:40:53,440 --> 00:40:56,200
Speaker 1: So I wonder how much gas. You've actually saved gas

740
00:40:56,280 --> 00:40:58,400
Speaker 1: money you've saved driving not driving. The workouts of the

741
00:40:58,480 --> 00:41:03,280
Speaker 1: one it was it was probably over five hundred miles

742
00:41:04,200 --> 00:41:07,440
Speaker 1: a week. Uh, probably a lot more than that actually

743
00:41:07,480 --> 00:41:09,439
Speaker 1: when you add on some of the other stuff. So yeah,

744
00:41:09,560 --> 00:41:11,919
Speaker 1: that's a tank of gas a week. Oh yeah, plus

745
00:41:12,000 --> 00:41:16,440
Speaker 1: the services. And that's right. So I'm coming out a

746
00:41:16,480 --> 00:41:18,360
Speaker 1: hit on this all right, now, this is something you

747
00:41:18,560 --> 00:41:20,279
Speaker 1: you should know the answer to guest Gon based on

748
00:41:20,640 --> 00:41:22,520
Speaker 1: your little secret you don't like to talk about much.

749
00:41:22,680 --> 00:41:24,959
Speaker 1: Be sure to catch live editions of The Ben Meller

750
00:41:25,040 --> 00:41:28,480
Speaker 1: Show weekdays at two am Eastern eleven pm Pacific on

751
00:41:28,680 --> 00:41:32,280
Speaker 1: Fox Sports Radio and the I Heart Radio app. Sales

752
00:41:32,400 --> 00:41:35,799
Speaker 1: of women's wardrobe this particular women's wardrobe item have gone

753
00:41:35,880 --> 00:41:40,640
Speaker 1: up sixty since the lockdown. For those that don't know,

754
00:41:40,840 --> 00:41:47,040
Speaker 1: Gascon's nickname is Rue Paul gas nickname. Yeah, Um, I

755
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Speaker 1: can't say stockings right, No, it's not stock you could.

756
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Speaker 1: I mean, I like that. It's not really my answer,

757
00:41:53,640 --> 00:41:55,160
Speaker 1: but it's my answer. I liked it because it was right.

758
00:41:55,200 --> 00:42:01,399
Speaker 1: You would have taken credit, Yeah, bras no flats flats? Yeah,

759
00:42:01,760 --> 00:42:04,880
Speaker 1: what the hell? You? You know? The shoes that are

760
00:42:04,920 --> 00:42:07,520
Speaker 1: just flats, right, And that's what's because you don't have

761
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Speaker 1: women were high heels or whatever they were these like

762
00:42:10,600 --> 00:42:13,359
Speaker 1: style and shoes and go out and press people their

763
00:42:13,440 --> 00:42:16,439
Speaker 1: girlfriends or dudes. But they don't have to worry about

764
00:42:16,960 --> 00:42:18,879
Speaker 1: I would assume that's why. I don't know. Maybe I'm wrong.

765
00:42:19,360 --> 00:42:21,360
Speaker 1: I don't know. Got up six all right? Last one

766
00:42:21,400 --> 00:42:23,400
Speaker 1: on popquins. We got a few study this. We're getting

767
00:42:23,400 --> 00:42:25,520
Speaker 1: along here because you're a little game show, Gasco. How

768
00:42:25,560 --> 00:42:29,239
Speaker 1: dare you? Alright? Pop quiz? Here we go. Ut of

769
00:42:29,360 --> 00:42:34,600
Speaker 1: American parents now catch themselves saying this phrase that their

770
00:42:34,719 --> 00:42:37,239
Speaker 1: parents used to say to them when they were little

771
00:42:37,320 --> 00:42:42,000
Speaker 1: kids back in my days. Back your margin. No, uh,

772
00:42:42,120 --> 00:42:46,799
Speaker 1: it's something involving eating. Oh, make sure to eat your

773
00:42:46,840 --> 00:42:49,640
Speaker 1: greens or your vegetables. That's what I thought. But no,

774
00:42:49,760 --> 00:42:53,439
Speaker 1: it's don't eat that. You'll spoil your dinner. Fuck, don't

775
00:42:53,520 --> 00:42:55,959
Speaker 1: eat that ice cream. You'll spoil your dinner. And listen,

776
00:42:55,960 --> 00:42:58,799
Speaker 1: I'm guilty of that. Going to steakhouses, I'll get as

777
00:42:58,920 --> 00:43:01,920
Speaker 1: much bread as possible. Or if you go to like

778
00:43:01,960 --> 00:43:04,360
Speaker 1: a Brazilian steakhouse, when you get to eat all the

779
00:43:04,480 --> 00:43:07,600
Speaker 1: sides first before the meat comes out. I don't know

780
00:43:08,560 --> 00:43:10,279
Speaker 1: I want to point out guests gun that as far

781
00:43:10,320 --> 00:43:12,600
Speaker 1: as your your birthday and you're the Big five, oh

782
00:43:12,719 --> 00:43:14,840
Speaker 1: and all that for you coming up here. And we

783
00:43:14,920 --> 00:43:16,560
Speaker 1: were planning me and the missus to take you to

784
00:43:16,640 --> 00:43:20,400
Speaker 1: a steakhouse because we know you have steakhouses, and I

785
00:43:20,440 --> 00:43:22,320
Speaker 1: would like to thank this is one thing King Newsome

786
00:43:22,400 --> 00:43:25,560
Speaker 1: got right. Because we can't take you to a steakhouse.

787
00:43:25,560 --> 00:43:29,920
Speaker 1: They're all closed. So I was like, okay, so I

788
00:43:30,000 --> 00:43:32,799
Speaker 1: guess we're screwed on this, and but we're actually again

789
00:43:32,920 --> 00:43:35,560
Speaker 1: coming out financially ahead because I know you would have

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00:43:35,680 --> 00:43:37,200
Speaker 1: ordered the way you rolled west of the four or

791
00:43:37,280 --> 00:43:40,040
Speaker 1: five your pedigree, you would have ordered the most expensive

792
00:43:40,040 --> 00:43:43,680
Speaker 1: steak on the menu and a bottle of wine red

793
00:43:43,920 --> 00:43:47,320
Speaker 1: white both, I don't care seven appetizers. You would have

794
00:43:47,440 --> 00:43:49,120
Speaker 1: just gone for. It is what you would. How about

795
00:43:49,160 --> 00:43:53,439
Speaker 1: you barbecue that steak that I got you? It gives

796
00:43:53,440 --> 00:43:56,279
Speaker 1: you something to complain about, it does. It's like it's

797
00:43:56,320 --> 00:43:58,359
Speaker 1: like the Dodgers trying to win a World Series man

798
00:43:59,080 --> 00:44:02,960
Speaker 1: losers since at yes, and they'll they aren't built for

799
00:44:03,160 --> 00:44:09,319
Speaker 1: the shortened season, nine strikes season they won work stopping season, right?

800
00:44:09,360 --> 00:44:11,360
Speaker 1: Study this real or bullshit? Do a few of these

801
00:44:11,480 --> 00:44:16,880
Speaker 1: tributes to Penn and Taylor, Lockdown, Loneliness, coronavirus quarantine has

802
00:44:17,239 --> 00:44:21,759
Speaker 1: a quarter of adults feeling like they have no friends. Yeah,

803
00:44:23,040 --> 00:44:26,040
Speaker 1: I believe that. Yeah, there's some people that we work

804
00:44:26,120 --> 00:44:30,160
Speaker 1: with that actually have said that, Oh yeah, I don't

805
00:44:30,160 --> 00:44:33,720
Speaker 1: want to name names, but they feel isolated because because

806
00:44:33,760 --> 00:44:36,040
Speaker 1: there's no motion in what we're doing, right Like everything

807
00:44:36,080 --> 00:44:39,200
Speaker 1: that you do for your show, you're looking for sound bites,

808
00:44:39,280 --> 00:44:41,920
Speaker 1: you're looking for anything to pull from. But most of

809
00:44:41,960 --> 00:44:43,719
Speaker 1: the guys we work with, they're always in the flow

810
00:44:43,760 --> 00:44:46,120
Speaker 1: of things like pull on sound from you or for

811
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Speaker 1: anybody else with a game going on, or press conferences

812
00:44:49,880 --> 00:44:51,920
Speaker 1: or guys getting arrested or doing stupid ship. We get

813
00:44:52,040 --> 00:44:54,520
Speaker 1: none of that right now, and outside of that, they

814
00:44:54,560 --> 00:44:57,880
Speaker 1: have no other activities. So I believe it really is

815
00:44:58,000 --> 00:45:00,719
Speaker 1: interesting because like, the whole cool thing about working at

816
00:45:00,840 --> 00:45:04,239
Speaker 1: radio station is the people, you know, talking and schmoozing

817
00:45:04,320 --> 00:45:06,640
Speaker 1: with each other and doing that whole thing, and you

818
00:45:06,760 --> 00:45:10,239
Speaker 1: can't do that right now, even and there's a bare

819
00:45:10,360 --> 00:45:12,560
Speaker 1: bones staff that's there. I did have to go in

820
00:45:12,640 --> 00:45:15,120
Speaker 1: the other night, guess go on because the car, not

821
00:45:15,280 --> 00:45:20,239
Speaker 1: the car, the line, the broadcast line went down. So alright, lockdown.

822
00:45:20,280 --> 00:45:23,080
Speaker 1: We mentioned lockdown lonely. How about this. A quarter of

823
00:45:23,280 --> 00:45:26,560
Speaker 1: JIM goers do not expect that they'll ever return to

824
00:45:26,760 --> 00:45:29,880
Speaker 1: fitness clubs thanks to coronavirus. So they if you've invested

825
00:45:29,920 --> 00:45:34,319
Speaker 1: in gym like stock and gym workout companies, they said

826
00:45:34,360 --> 00:45:38,319
Speaker 1: about I think they're never gonna come back. Think about

827
00:45:38,320 --> 00:45:43,120
Speaker 1: an industry losing of their paying customers in one year. Now,

828
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Speaker 1: I don't know if that's true, and people are just bullshitting.

829
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Speaker 1: I know I'm not going back until it gets back

830
00:45:48,400 --> 00:45:51,400
Speaker 1: to the way I remember it. Uh and uh, you

831
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Speaker 1: know there's a lot of reasons for that. I work overnights.

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Speaker 1: I would go to the gym in the wee hours

833
00:45:56,120 --> 00:45:58,880
Speaker 1: of the morning. Um, and that is not an option

834
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Speaker 1: right now, so it doesn't really work from my schedule.

835
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Speaker 1: I also would spend about ninety minutes in there. You

836
00:46:02,960 --> 00:46:05,279
Speaker 1: only get about sixty and so it's just not something

837
00:46:05,360 --> 00:46:07,760
Speaker 1: I'm interested in and I instead, I'm just the wandering

838
00:46:07,800 --> 00:46:10,040
Speaker 1: man going down with win a muck a road here

839
00:46:10,719 --> 00:46:13,120
Speaker 1: walking down that's a Johnny Cash restaurants, by the way,

840
00:46:13,640 --> 00:46:15,840
Speaker 1: and plus like the other alternative two is if you

841
00:46:15,880 --> 00:46:17,800
Speaker 1: want to go outside and exercises. Where do you do

842
00:46:17,920 --> 00:46:19,879
Speaker 1: that in your community? Like, if you're in New York

843
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Speaker 1: right now, how the fund are you gonna do that

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Speaker 1: in Seattle? How are you gonna do that? We just

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Speaker 1: walk around. Yeah, you're gonna try to avoid the sovereign

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Speaker 1: nations that pop up in your city. Yeah, I mean

847
00:46:28,680 --> 00:46:31,200
Speaker 1: you're looking for random things to hurtle over nowadays, Right,

848
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Speaker 1: a cop cars, someone burned out cop car, somebody tagging

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Speaker 1: some building with whatever. Alright, referees. This is this Actually

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Speaker 1: I thought was interesting, and I was was gonna bring

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Speaker 1: this up on the radio the other night. I decided

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Speaker 1: not to do it. I saved it for our little

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Speaker 1: weekend Fourth of July podcast. Uh, and I hear this.

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Speaker 1: Referees in soccer, they are stricter without fans in the

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Speaker 1: stadium to cheer or jeer their calls. Is according to

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Speaker 1: a new study. Now, I I am skeptical. I want

857
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Speaker 1: to see how this how this works, right, I don't

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Speaker 1: I want to see how this works here because I've

859
00:47:16,719 --> 00:47:19,800
Speaker 1: read studies on this that the big advantage you have

860
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Speaker 1: at home is that the officials want to appease the crowd,

861
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Speaker 1: and that if there's a fifty fifty call like in basketball,

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Speaker 1: charge or block, if it's the home team that that

863
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Speaker 1: would benefit from the call in the crowd would go wild.

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Speaker 1: You would then side with that. Or in baseball, three

865
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Speaker 1: to pitch, ninth inning, Dodgers Stadium, and you've got Kenley

866
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Speaker 1: Jansen on the mound, it's on it's right there, could

867
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Speaker 1: go either way, striker ball and the umpire punches out,

868
00:47:50,719 --> 00:47:55,359
Speaker 1: punches out the cheating Jose Albouve and the crowd goes

869
00:47:55,480 --> 00:47:58,560
Speaker 1: wild and uh yeah, so but we'll see if this

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Speaker 1: is true. We're gonna is this a lot? Uh? They say,

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00:48:02,000 --> 00:48:05,400
Speaker 1: the home team, this is obviously European soccer. Uh, the

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Speaker 1: home team in Uh that one of the leagues that

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00:48:09,239 --> 00:48:12,279
Speaker 1: they studied here has been penalized more for fouls and

874
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Speaker 1: handed more yellow cards and empty stadiums than in non it.

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Speaker 1: Could you imagine if you had a studio that was

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Speaker 1: full of either supporters or deniers of each monologue you did, Like,

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Speaker 1: what kind of reaction you would have after a monologue

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Speaker 1: if you were cheered or just booed right out of

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00:48:29,120 --> 00:48:32,200
Speaker 1: the building. Oh yeah, yeah, it would be Well. I

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00:48:32,280 --> 00:48:34,040
Speaker 1: get a lot of that on Twitter, but mostly it's

881
00:48:34,080 --> 00:48:36,759
Speaker 1: just negative. But it's from a far though, like if

882
00:48:36,800 --> 00:48:38,920
Speaker 1: they're up in your grill like you would for an

883
00:48:39,080 --> 00:48:41,239
Speaker 1: NBA official. Like can you imagine back in the day,

884
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Speaker 1: if you're an NBA official in like Chicago or Philadelphia

885
00:48:45,000 --> 00:48:49,560
Speaker 1: or New York. Oh, yeah, that would not well, they was.

886
00:48:49,600 --> 00:48:52,200
Speaker 1: It was just a different time, different times. All right,

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Speaker 1: this is good for you. You're a big alcoholic ascot.

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00:48:54,200 --> 00:48:57,040
Speaker 1: Beer for your brain. Study claims up light drinking may

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00:48:58,320 --> 00:49:05,040
Speaker 1: may maze a weasel word, light drink may protect cognitive function, may,

890
00:49:05,120 --> 00:49:09,520
Speaker 1: of course being the key word. And that like there's

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00:49:09,520 --> 00:49:12,719
Speaker 1: a study one week that says, hey, you gotta you know,

892
00:49:12,800 --> 00:49:14,560
Speaker 1: don't drink coffee. It's bad for you. The next week,

893
00:49:14,640 --> 00:49:17,759
Speaker 1: drink a cup of coffee a day keeps the doctor away. Yeah,

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00:49:17,760 --> 00:49:19,840
Speaker 1: that's that's that. That that same ding. What was the

895
00:49:19,920 --> 00:49:23,759
Speaker 1: last time you had any alcohol? Uh? Probably at that

896
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Speaker 1: party we went to in Hollywood, Oh, for Rob Parker's birthday. No, no, no,

897
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Speaker 1: no other way. It was our my buddy of Rosh Yeah.

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Speaker 1: Find l a Times columnists rash Markazi, my old co

899
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Speaker 1: worker back in the day, a long time ago. I

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00:49:39,680 --> 00:49:43,839
Speaker 1: haven't had a drink since February. You want a cookie? Yeah,

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00:49:43,920 --> 00:49:46,520
Speaker 1: I think that's pretty impressive. All right, I'll give you

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Speaker 1: a compecion. Today's day. I haven't eaten yet either, especially

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00:49:49,200 --> 00:49:53,120
Speaker 1: today's day age. Right, well, there's like nothing else going on. Yeah, yeah,

904
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Speaker 1: there's you gotta be able like beer drinking. Brian and

905
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Speaker 1: half Punta. Researchers from the University of Georgia surprisingly concluded

906
00:50:02,800 --> 00:50:05,239
Speaker 1: that a little bit of alcohol may actually be a

907
00:50:05,320 --> 00:50:08,879
Speaker 1: good thing for the aging brain. And uh, they said.

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Speaker 1: The key part of that is a little bit. He said,

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Speaker 1: So a glass of wine with some steak, yeah, and

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00:50:15,120 --> 00:50:18,840
Speaker 1: some green beans. There you go. What a life, What

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Speaker 1: a fucking happy birthday for me? All right? A new study,

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Speaker 1: new study shows that stereotypes affect decision making guests, Do

913
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Speaker 1: you really do you think we need a study on this? That?

914
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Speaker 1: Isn't that just human beings? Like who? It's what's the

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Speaker 1: term at a risk assessment? In a situation you go into,

916
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Speaker 1: if you perceive you stereotype, you have to stereotype. I

917
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Speaker 1: don't know how you avoid it. And sales they call

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Speaker 1: it pre qualifying. Yeah, yeah, so all right, I think

919
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Speaker 1: that's that's a good place to hit the pause button. Yes,

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00:50:52,960 --> 00:50:55,120
Speaker 1: it's good, yes, all right, So we will not get

921
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Speaker 1: the weird stuff found surfing the web because guest gun

922
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Speaker 1: give us b or not to be, which is fine,

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Speaker 1: I be or not to be. But we can do

924
00:51:01,440 --> 00:51:03,680
Speaker 1: the We can do the odd stuff I found surfing

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00:51:03,719 --> 00:51:05,280
Speaker 1: the way. We can do that tomorrow with the email

926
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Speaker 1: bag and some other things. Yes. Yes. And since we

927
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Speaker 1: can't go outside on the fourth of July and light fireworks,

928
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Speaker 1: be careful with lighting fireworks instead of your hospin Well

929
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Speaker 1: I do that every day, four hours a night on

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Speaker 1: the radio. Fireworks here, verbal fireworks couple. Happy Birthday America,

931
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Speaker 1: Happy Birthday America. That's a little taboo to say nowadays. Oh,

932
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Speaker 1: you can't be patriotic. You're supposed to hate America. Is

933
00:51:31,760 --> 00:51:34,040
Speaker 1: that right? Yes. The odd thing to me about the

934
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Speaker 1: fourth of July is it isn't actually the right date.

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Speaker 1: It's one of those things were the founding fathers. You know,

936
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Speaker 1: people think that's the day the Constitution was done and

937
00:51:43,360 --> 00:51:47,480
Speaker 1: all that, But actually I bring this up sporadically every

938
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Speaker 1: couple of years. But it was officially voted for. They

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Speaker 1: voted for independence on July second, right, And if you

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00:51:54,719 --> 00:51:57,800
Speaker 1: look at it, the things move slower back then. The

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Speaker 1: most of the people that signed the bulk of the

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Speaker 1: fifty four people that signed, the men that signed the

943
00:52:05,719 --> 00:52:09,319
Speaker 1: final Declaration of Independence. Uh, it was like sent out

944
00:52:09,640 --> 00:52:13,520
Speaker 1: on August two, and so it's like it's like this

945
00:52:13,719 --> 00:52:17,400
Speaker 1: the timeline on that, like the independence day. Originally, I

946
00:52:17,440 --> 00:52:21,960
Speaker 1: think July eighteenth they celebrated it, uh in Philadelphia originally,

947
00:52:21,960 --> 00:52:24,279
Speaker 1: but maybe July four is a day. And when the

948
00:52:24,360 --> 00:52:26,560
Speaker 1: legend becomes the fact, escon you go with the legend.

949
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Speaker 1: Go with the legend. It works, and it doesn't matter

950
00:52:29,520 --> 00:52:31,000
Speaker 1: whether it's the wrong date or not, you know, I

951
00:52:31,680 --> 00:52:35,239
Speaker 1: know religious scholars say that Christmas is the wrong, wrong

952
00:52:35,400 --> 00:52:39,080
Speaker 1: date that Jesus was actually when was it sometime in

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Speaker 1: the in the summer anyway, All right, listen, have a

954
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Speaker 1: wonderful day again. Cameo, Cameo came If you want a

955
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Speaker 1: personal video shoutout, would love to do that for you. Uh,

956
00:52:50,080 --> 00:52:52,799
Speaker 1: weekends are a great time for that. And you guys

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Speaker 1: have been great on Cameo. Search my name Ben Maller

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Speaker 1: and follow us on social media and all the channels

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