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Speaker 1: Hey friends, it's mister jim Man. Welcome back to Kid

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Speaker 1: Short Stories. If this is your first time, welcome to

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Speaker 1: the family. We are the podcast that turns your ideas

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Speaker 1: into an amazing adventure every single day. You know, we

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Speaker 1: couldn't even exist without imaginations from kids just like you.

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Speaker 1: So if you have an idea for a story, I'd

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Speaker 1: love to see it. Check down in the show notes

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Speaker 1: below for how you can submit your own story idea

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Speaker 1: and maybe we'll turn it into an awesome adventure. And parents,

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Speaker 1: if you're new to kids podcasting, I'm gonna challenge you

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Speaker 1: to listen to podcasting for five days in a row

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Speaker 1: with your kids. It's going to increase their imagination, decrease

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Speaker 1: screen time, and we're gonna have a lot of fun

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Speaker 1: along the way. Are you guys ready for today's adventure?

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Speaker 1: Me too, Let's go. I can't wait to see all

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Speaker 1: the animals, Chase exclaimed, jumping out of the car. Where

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Speaker 1: should we go first eat? The two kids looked around

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Speaker 1: at the farm. They loved going to the farm to

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Speaker 1: visit the animals, and he had been practicing his animal

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Speaker 1: noises all day. What are your favorite animal noises to make?

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Speaker 1: As barn sounds. Let me hear your pig sound. Oh nice?

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Speaker 1: How about the cow nice? Well, he snorted and responded,

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Speaker 1: let's go find the pig pen. Together. They both skipped

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Speaker 1: through the farm until they spotted the muddy pigpen. Oh

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Speaker 1: and there was a cute little, curly tailed piglet inside.

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Speaker 1: Oh hell, little pig, he called ribbit, replied the pig.

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Speaker 1: Jace and E looked at each other. Did that pig

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Speaker 1: just dit? The pig croaked again. The little pig pushed

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Speaker 1: its nose through the fence towards E. Patting her head,

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Speaker 1: E told her, no, silly pig, say oink, say oink,

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Speaker 1: little pig. The little pig looked up at the kids

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Speaker 1: with their cute round eyes, and wagged her curly little

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Speaker 1: tail and said, curak. What a strange little piglet, wonder Jace,

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Speaker 1: let's ask the farmer about her later. Then, giving E

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Speaker 1: a nudge, continued, Come, ony, let's go check out the

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Speaker 1: duck pond. I brought some bird seed. The two kids

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Speaker 1: raised each other towards the pond. They arrived, out of

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Speaker 1: breath and laughing. Jace handed E some bird seed, and

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Speaker 1: they crept slowly to the pond's edge. So not to

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Speaker 1: startle the birds. Came here, duckies, I have some yummy

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Speaker 1: bird seed, Jace said, softly, holding out his hand.

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Speaker 1: An adorable little green headed mallard duck waddled over. He

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Speaker 1: gobbled up the seeds in Jase's hand, then looked up

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Speaker 1: to request some more. Jase pulled more bird seed out

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Speaker 1: from his pocket, causing the hungry duck to waggle its

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Speaker 1: tail feathers and gracefully move. Jason E's mouths fell open.

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Speaker 1: What did the duck just say? Did it just move?

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Speaker 1: The other ducks finally realized there was food and began

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Speaker 1: waddling over excitedly, a chorus of moos as they came.

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Speaker 1: The kids looked at each other, eyes as wide as saucers. Oh,

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Speaker 1: I'm so confused. What is going on here? He exclaimed. Ah,

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Speaker 1: something doesn't feel right about this. We need to find

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Speaker 1: the farmer now. Jace nodded and threw the rest of

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Speaker 1: his bird seed before taking off towards the farmhouse with E.

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Speaker 1: The two ran past the horse barn mew went, the

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Speaker 1: horses purring as they rubbed their heads on the stable doors.

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Speaker 1: They passed the chickens grazing in the meadows out as

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Speaker 1: they howled at each other. As they pecked at the

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Speaker 1: grass all around them, they heard the mismatched animal sounds

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Speaker 1: as they continue to sprint towards the farmhouse. None of

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Speaker 1: the animals were making their usual noises. Oh dear, and

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Speaker 1: the two you know would know since he had been

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Speaker 1: practicing them all day. Remember, just like me and you,

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Speaker 1: we are practicing our animal sounds, and this this is

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Speaker 1: not normal. They made it to the steps of the

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Speaker 1: farmhouse porch and scrambled up. They startled the barn cat.

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Speaker 1: Oh dear, what's the cat gonna do? Who was taking

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Speaker 1: at them and yelled cock a doo doo. They heard

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Speaker 1: Worried the farmer was in trouble, They opened the door.

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Speaker 1: Was that, Jace yelled, pointing across the living room floor.

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Speaker 1: Something purple streaked out towards the kitchen. I saw it too, well,

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Speaker 1: When the two got to the kitchen, they saw that

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Speaker 1: Let's go, called Jase. Already in front of the open door,

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Speaker 1: the two boys stepped out together. It was shady, like

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Speaker 1: something was blocking the sun. Looking up, they saw the

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Speaker 1: The two boys looked around and saw purple ninjas everywhere.

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Speaker 1: They're surrounding the back barn. Come on, there must be

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Speaker 1: something going on inside. Do you think it has to

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Speaker 1: of it, replied Jase. Wherever the Purple Ninjas go, trouble

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Speaker 1: always follows. The two began to approach, catching the attention

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Speaker 1: other than the evil doctor Steaky Breath, who was surrounded

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Speaker 1: by Purple ninjas, each holding a different farm animal. What

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Speaker 1: are you waiting for? Hurry, Pepper ninches, ring these in

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Speaker 1: next and the moor, he shouted to the ninja closest

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Speaker 1: to him. The two kids carefully watched as doctor Stinky

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Speaker 1: Breath stood in front of some kind of really big machine,

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Speaker 1: holding one of its tubes up to a goat's mouth.

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Speaker 1: It looked like a long vacuum cleaner tube. When the

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Speaker 1: goat met in protest, the machine sucked up its noise

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Speaker 1: into the tube, and then a purple ninja grabbed another

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Speaker 1: tube and switched. Oh dear, what is going on? The

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Speaker 1: goat jumped as air whooshed down the tube and into

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Speaker 1: its mouth. Oink, oink, oink, snorted the goat. Then a

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Speaker 1: purple ninja came and led the goat back outside. That's

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Speaker 1: how the animals noises are changing, he whispered. Doctor Stinkybreath

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Speaker 1: is switching them with his invention. What are we going

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Speaker 1: to do? You can't let him get away with this.

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Speaker 1: I don't know. There's too many purple ninjas around. We'll

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Speaker 1: never make it over to that machine. Jace, pause for

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Speaker 1: a minute. Hey e, what is doctor stinky Breath love? Huh?

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Speaker 1: Stinky stuff? Duh? He gave Jason an obvious look. Everyone

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Speaker 1: knows that exactly, and farms are loaded with stinky stuff.

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Speaker 1: Come on, we just have to collect enough to distract

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Speaker 1: him from his evil plan, so we can save all

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Speaker 1: the animals. Jase, that's Janius, Come on, let's go. He

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Speaker 1: jumped up, and the two ran off to collect the

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Speaker 1: stinkiest things they could find. Oh, there's a lot of

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Speaker 1: stinky things at barnes. What do you think they're gonna get?

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Speaker 1: He ran back to the chicken coop and found a

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Speaker 1: handful of Oh, rotten eggs. Jace went to the crop

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Speaker 1: fields he collected rotten cabbage off the ground. The two

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Speaker 1: continue to search for the stinkiest stuff around, collecting smelly

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Speaker 1: old slop buckets, cow patties, and even the farmer's old boots.

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Speaker 1: Satisfied with their hall of stinky things, they rushed back

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Speaker 1: outside of it. Bring me Slama, yelled doctor stinky Breath.

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Speaker 1: Then he paused, and what is that? It stinks? I

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Speaker 1: must have it, Doctor Sinky Breath abandoned that machine, that

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Speaker 1: evil noise switching machine and search of the stinky stench.

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Speaker 1: But it seemed to be coming from everywhere. Peber Nina's

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Speaker 1: finds a source of set wonderful stinkiness. They took off

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Speaker 1: in all directions. Now's our chance, Come on, Cook, get

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Speaker 1: that machine. Jace and e snuck through the darkness of

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Speaker 1: the barn and right up to the machine. No purple

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Speaker 1: Ninjas were around now, everyone was way too busy searching

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Speaker 1: He saw a red button that read reverse. What could

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Speaker 1: it really be that easy, he wondered aloud. He pushed

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Speaker 1: the reverse button. Immediately the machine started to shake. It

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Speaker 1: began to light up as it shook faster and faster.

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Speaker 1: Air began blowing out of both tubes, waving wildly in

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Speaker 1: the air like an octopus with only two arms. So

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Speaker 1: I guess not like an octopus at all. Animal sounds

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Speaker 1: seemed to come from everywhere, blowing in and out of

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Speaker 1: the tubes. Nay woof animal noises boom passed their ears.

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Speaker 1: After just a minute, the machines shaking began to slow,

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Speaker 1: witch lights fading. He looked over and saw a little

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Speaker 1: mouse in the hay next to them. Hello, little mouse,

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Speaker 1: he said, scrawled the mouse replied, Then it ran away.

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Speaker 1: We did it. I think everything's back to normal. He

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Speaker 1: looked back at the machine, and that's when he noticed

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Speaker 1: the self destruct button as well. Could it be that easy,

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Speaker 1: he wondered. Yet again, Doctor Stinky Breath really needs to

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Speaker 1: rethink the designs of his evil machines, Jay said, he

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Speaker 1: put a self destruct button on here. Who was he thinking?

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Speaker 1: Jay said, laughing, He pushed the button, Go, Go go.

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Speaker 1: As the two took off running from the barn. Just

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Speaker 1: as they passed the farmhouse, they heard a boom, followed

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Speaker 1: by the unmistakable cry of Doctor Stinky Breath pereponingers.

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Speaker 2: The end.

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Speaker 1: looks like we're already back to the show. Great job,

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Speaker 1: you're all on the Kitchen Toys family. We could not

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Speaker 1: have this much fun with imagination without you, my friends. Well,

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Speaker 1: you have a super duper day and I'll see you

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