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Speaker 1: What would you talk about on your on your podcast show.

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Speaker 1: All right, it's the fifteen minute Morning show podcast. It's

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Speaker 1: gonna get weird today. Tell me right now? Did I

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Speaker 1: have the children around for this one? Yeah? Not safe

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Speaker 1: for work or children. There's Froggy in the house and

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Speaker 1: they're scary. And Nate left his whose microphone is that? Sam? Sam?

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Speaker 1: Sam left her post. It's empty, empty, little lonely microphone.

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Speaker 1: And there's Scotty b it does speaking of foul I

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Speaker 1: can get ready. Uh, And there's Danielle, and there's Gandhi

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Speaker 1: and Straight and Nate, and there's Garrett, and there's Dave

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Speaker 1: Brody in the den. Who is that? We're in the

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Speaker 1: Mets jersey behind you? Brody? Is that you? Yeah? You

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Speaker 1: know what? I just got this recently. Hold on a second.

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Speaker 1: It's my cardboard cutout from City Field that was at

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Speaker 1: all the games during the pandemic. Oh, now did you

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Speaker 1: get that from them? I picked it up for him.

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Speaker 1: It's nice picked it up for me. That's our friends

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Speaker 1: that send in the clowns in Long Island. They do

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Speaker 1: printing and stuff. That the ones that made my sign.

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Speaker 1: But anyway, they sent me my my picture that was

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Speaker 1: sitting at all the games while we couldn't. So can

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Speaker 1: I say something? And you can't get mad? Brodie? I

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Speaker 1: mean you might get mad this angle in the zoom room.

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Speaker 1: It appears as though you have a camel toe in

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Speaker 1: that picture. Oh, let's take a look. Look. Yeah, you're right.

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Speaker 1: I love it. No, don't hide it. It's just the

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Speaker 1: splint of the jersey. Like, yeah, definitely all right, even

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Speaker 1: if it was, you know it's gonna be bad. Don't

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Speaker 1: get made. Listen, I didn't get mad after watching yesterday's

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Speaker 1: fifteen minute morning show, so I'm not gonna get mad today. True,

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Speaker 1: you shouldn't you guys talk about me when I wasn't on.

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Speaker 1: I defended you the entire time. Did you started it?

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Speaker 1: So I started imbout complaining this is good. This gives

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Speaker 1: people a reason to go back and watch. Yeah, well

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Speaker 1: my kids. My kids walked in on me watching it

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Speaker 1: like that, you're really watching yourself? Interesting concept? Now you

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Speaker 1: were not. I said, I was watching the pot remember

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Speaker 1: yesterday when we lost WiFi in the house, I'm watching

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Speaker 1: that part. They were like, okay, you're watching yourself. Um

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Speaker 1: So a moment ago on the show, we decided to

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Speaker 1: do an old school Time Machine song, and we started

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Speaker 1: playing one of our favorite songs from Share called Believe

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Speaker 1: You Know and Gun Yes. Tell everyone, and if you're

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Speaker 1: watching this you'll see it. Tell everyone what you saw

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Speaker 1: Nate do when the song started. He was so into

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Speaker 1: dancing to the song. What did he do? He started dancing,

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Speaker 1: but he was dancing like this us And you'll have

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Speaker 1: to watch it to be able to understand he was

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Speaker 1: doing this. Yeah, it's like he had to shake weight.

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Speaker 1: It was like he had to something else's in his

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Speaker 1: hand going right in his face exactly, and I saw

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Speaker 1: the same thing. It looked like he was like, we

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Speaker 1: call it skiing. We have a guy's thing in your

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Speaker 1: and you like, do this. I thought another game, Well,

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Speaker 1: it's skiing, isn't What do you what do you call it?

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Speaker 1: I thought it was double barreling, barreling, like doing like

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Speaker 1: the same time with both hands. How do you know this?

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Speaker 1: I'm just thinking that wouldn't you do this? You mean

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Speaker 1: behind you? You're cross country skiing. And I just point

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Speaker 1: penises because the way your hands are moving, it's like

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Speaker 1: you're not going backwards then you're just going one way.

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Speaker 1: You're rolling it the thing called where you control the

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Speaker 1: person's hand that's on your finger. But Nate taught me

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Speaker 1: that prostitution. Wait what excuse me? Nate taught you that

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Speaker 1: the commercial a while ago. He was like, hey, have

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Speaker 1: the I told him the Dutch rudder is can I say, okay,

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Speaker 1: I'll sad. It's when you have your hand on your

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Speaker 1: remote control in a way like what's going on would

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Speaker 1: like it's not like crew crew rowboating like in college

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Speaker 1: with they hate. You know who loves to talk about

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Speaker 1: skiing between two guys is Uncle Johnny. Can we get

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Speaker 1: somebody send him the links him. You know you're gonna

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Speaker 1: have to morning translation. Yeah, I'm gonna watch the fifty

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Speaker 1: I'm calling Uncle Johnny, Danielle. You know he texts me

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Speaker 1: his hands full Hello, Uncle Johnny. Are you awake? I

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Speaker 1: if we send you a link, can you join us

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Speaker 1: it's on your text message it's well, I don't look

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Speaker 1: very well today. Okay, we'll do it tomorrow then that

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Speaker 1: want to talk about is how you like to go skiing? Skiing,

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Speaker 1: you know between two guys. Yes, I have to say

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Speaker 1: Uncle Johnny. We'll put you on tomorrow then, okay, okay,

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Speaker 1: urban dictionary. Brandon, Hey, uncle Johnny taught me this. Let

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Speaker 1: me let's try it out. I believe he actually said

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Speaker 1: a little down on hill. Vote on you. Women can

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Speaker 1: we were both bopping our heads to the one music

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Speaker 1: talking about playing air instruments and uh, I said it

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Speaker 1: She goes, yeah, are OK. That's our Daniel. As far

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Speaker 1: as contributing to this fifteen minute morning show podcast, I

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Speaker 1: contributed to skiing topic. So now someone else's town. No, no, no, no,

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Speaker 1: I technically did that. Well No, Gandhi and I, you know.

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Speaker 1: Gandhi pointed out the fact that you look like you're

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Speaker 1: that's exactly what that was. Man. So so it's something

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Speaker 1: to move on to someone else's work, Gandhi and I've

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Speaker 1: like you three, Nate, Elvis, and Froggy have on the

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Speaker 1: exact same color blue today. If you're watching this, it's

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Speaker 1: you're a professional, ski pretty good at see. It helps

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Speaker 1: going to talk Alvis. Do you remember a while ago

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Speaker 1: they'll never hear that they heard it. No, I think

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Speaker 1: the things everybody hears. People listen to this mess. People

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Speaker 1: And by the way, that blue matches all your blues.

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Speaker 1: But you weren't over for the meeting this morning, so

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Speaker 1: next week to that sounded very convincing. Yeah, they were

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Speaker 1: very excited next week. How do I try out for

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Speaker 1: the team? You just make it. You don't have to

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Speaker 1: just get invited. It's invite only Scott, all right, someone

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Speaker 1: else to take over. We already talked about the Blues.

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Speaker 1: So I'm done. Yeah, that was your contribution. That was big.

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Speaker 1: She's big. It is big, but my house is big.

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Speaker 1: Danielle is doing the giant slalom at all. You remember

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Speaker 1: it's giant climbing the fire pole. A sloomer slobber. Can

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Speaker 1: I talk about this company, Marine Layer, who is very smart,

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Speaker 1: because I've I'm between a large and an extra large shirt.

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Speaker 1: Now you know, it's an extra large is a little

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Speaker 1: bit too big, and large is really like you could

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Speaker 1: and it's great. And this is a larger shirt, so

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Speaker 1: companies that are innovative like that. You know, what did

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Speaker 1: you say? That. I always thought that someone should invent

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Speaker 1: you know, when your pants start getting tighter, you can't

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Speaker 1: there's nothing to wear because you're not in maternity clothes

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Speaker 1: usually less. It's like the talking time and all that

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Speaker 1: Where they go under? I'll stop him. I'm not touching

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Speaker 1: a coup. Earlier, I say we have a coon. Just

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Speaker 1: what you've done? No? No, with that, touggy Brodie can't

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Speaker 1: figure it out, by god, you know what. I can

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Speaker 1: figure out how a camera works? Thank you? What did

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Speaker 1: I do? Now? I'm left alone? No, don't don't do

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Speaker 1: that by froggy, frog, by frog. I don't know what

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Speaker 1: we're gonna talk about now, Okay, thanks, thanks for listening

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Speaker 1: to the fifteen Minute Morning Show. As you can see,

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Speaker 1: I have no friends. They're all assholes. But it's okay.

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Speaker 1: I love you. The listeners that are still here, thank

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Speaker 1: you very much. By don't kiss the asses right now?

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Speaker 1: Oh you're still here. You's more time? Can hear you

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Speaker 1: can still hear you? What I deal with? Bye, bye

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Speaker 1: bye The fifteen Minute Morning showm