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Speaker 1: I don't they isn't Isn't that their favorite thing when

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Speaker 1: not even the weirdest part, Todd, how are you good?

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Speaker 1: Why don't you tell us about your date? Well? I

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Speaker 1: but understand that, Like I had already been chatting with Kate.

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Speaker 1: I met her on a dating website, and we had

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Speaker 1: go out for you, like a half hour late or

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Speaker 1: fifteen minutes late, I was forty five minutes. That hurts,

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Speaker 1: But I had a really good idea for a date though.

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Speaker 1: you didn't. Todd didn't have a good excuse. But according

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Speaker 1: a gift, right, Todd, Oh, yeah, well I looked at

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Speaker 1: I gave her that, okay, And what was her reaction Todd, Well,

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Speaker 1: how did the rest of the day go? I mean,

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Speaker 1: But when we took the tour of the winery and

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Speaker 1: Do you sound kind of nervous right now, are you? Well?

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Speaker 1: This is Jewel from Brook and Jewil in the morning.

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Speaker 1: I'm moving ninety two point five. Who is it? This

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Speaker 1: I'll I'll bring it. You have evidence of aliens, Todd, dude, Yeah,

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Speaker 1: nice me to you. Okay, I thought you were different,

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Speaker 1: but you wanted to know. Broke in Uperl in the morning,