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Speaker 1: I don't hear you. I really do miss Eddie. Ray,

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Speaker 1: I literally do not hear you. Yo. There it is now,

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Speaker 1: I hear you, man, Ray, I love Eddie. No, what

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Speaker 1: I don't understand how you were in this room? You leave,

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Speaker 1: Like the thirty seconds you were gone to fill up

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Speaker 1: your water, it did not drop ten degrees. Then you

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Speaker 1: left again to go get your long sleeve shirt. Did

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Speaker 2: Clay and Buck make it cold as in here. Dude,

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Speaker 2: you didn't bleep it, I bleeve it self bleeped. Well, no,

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Speaker 2: it's better when you actually hit the bleep. Well, don't

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Speaker 2: worry my wall's loading because somebody thinks you have to

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Speaker 2: X out of an entire program every time you leave

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Speaker 2: the office. You don't shared computers. When I was at

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Speaker 2: Grande Telecommunication, when somebody borrowed my cubicle, I hated when

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Speaker 2: somebody shut down my entire computer. All you have to

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Speaker 2: Nobody can scam your shit steal it. Nobody can jump

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Speaker 2: need to do. Nobody needs to shut down a computer,

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Speaker 2: arrest my case coach.

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Speaker 1: Thank you, Ray, Yeah, thank you. That's like when I

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Speaker 1: worked at Sam's Club and someone would I would set

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Speaker 1: I can use his rope real quick. No, that is

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Speaker 1: my rope. There's no need for you to use my rope.

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Speaker 1: Use your own damn rope. So annoying. It all started

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Speaker 1: when it came as not another dumbass and they became

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Speaker 1: the perfect game. A't get over here, help me out.

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Speaker 1: How was your weekend? Man? You don't sound hungover. I

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Speaker 1: didn't drink no mo mouses? What's you and Abby do? Wow?

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Speaker 2: We're gonna have to talk you and Abby here on

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Speaker 1: That'll be an awkward interview. That would be really weird.

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Speaker 2: It's me doing a fake voice, acting like this fake

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Speaker 1: And Abby's like what you do? What? Like what we're

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Speaker 1: gonna do it?

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Speaker 2: Live Arnold, Oh the dude, sore losers?

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Speaker 1: What up, everybody? I am lunchbox. I know the most

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Speaker 2: Y'all had sison. I'm from the North. I'm an alpha male.

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Speaker 2: I live on the west side of Nashville with baser

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Speaker 1: Lunch over to you. I'm just gonna say I'm exhausted.

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Speaker 1: I had a long weekend. I'm very tired. I'm gonna

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Speaker 1: to tell you how hard we went this weekend. At

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Speaker 2: Oh, so is that to the point that the kids

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Speaker 1: The middle child usually gets up at six thirty am

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Speaker 1: flight theory LFE, Well, not really that late. We got

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Speaker 1: adults went hard. Oklahoma City went hard. I saw no

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Speaker 1: They just lived there for the season and they get

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Speaker 1: Yes, what I saw in Oklahoma City was a lot

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Speaker 2: A block over there was train tracks, There was people

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Speaker 1: ready to go. Let's go Oklahoma City. So first of all, flying,

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Speaker 1: South Titty. Uh, it's open seating here at South Titty

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Speaker 1: Ten minutes later, we're not flying yet, We're still sitting there, sir.

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Speaker 1: I'm letting you know that when take off, for safety reasons,

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Speaker 1: I'm like, okay, I got it. Like I'm taking them

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Speaker 1: And I'm like, guys, like the phone call is not

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Speaker 1: So I get him out of the baby Bjorn, which

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Speaker 1: I don't understand. Okay, Hey, everybody, you have to have

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Speaker 1: You've got to be buckled into your seat. You cannot

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Speaker 1: No problem? Does that make Does that make any kind

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Speaker 2: Well, because you didn't pay for your kid for a seat?

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Speaker 1: No? No, I understand that. But how is it okay for

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Speaker 1: Is that danger more dangerous than a baby? Right?

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Speaker 2: But they're saying it's safer though for you to have

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Speaker 1: Yes, how is it safer for him to be held

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Speaker 2: Is it like acting up if you were to say, hey,

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Speaker 1: I don't want to be that guy that whatever. So cool,

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Speaker 1: My middle child, who is three, he won the compromise

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Speaker 1: and got the window on the first flight. So he's

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Speaker 1: on his knees looking out the window. Look at the clouds. Data, Dada,

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Speaker 1: we're almost an outer space. Dada.

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Speaker 2: Dada doesn't have a window seat.

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Speaker 1: Oh that's cool. Here comes the flight attendant, Sir, he

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Speaker 1: Here we go. I'm like, he's just on his knees

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Speaker 2: All right, So you've been yelled at now for phone,

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Speaker 1: And window all right? And I mean, how this my

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Speaker 1: world outside that plane window. And let's be real, Chad

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Speaker 1: going to the bathroom.

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Speaker 2: Linda's already got a piss from having five margaritas.

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Speaker 1: Linda is going to see Maggie up front. Hey, girl,

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Speaker 1: I'm sorry we couldn't get seats together. And we're so

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Speaker 1: excited for our trip to girls Tripp to Austin. Girl. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: we're gonna party it up on Sixth Street. We're not

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Speaker 2: The correct answer, but maybe with the connectors when it's

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Speaker 2: That's huge because she so she got off in Austin

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Speaker 1: Yes, and you know who we got. We got positive Paula. Positive.

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Speaker 1: Yes, you can carry a baby how you want, juke

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Speaker 1: And I'm like, what in the world. Feel good Frank

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Speaker 2: That's what it's about, be going above and beyond, not

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Speaker 1: It was night and day. The two different flights, exact

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Speaker 1: My kids were so excited. They're grinning in the cockpit,

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Speaker 1: I fly the toy plane in the background. It was amazing.

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Speaker 1: He made a joke.

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Speaker 1: Kind of and I'll tell you. I'll tell you right

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Speaker 1: and he was like, did you guys bring your barbies

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Speaker 1: The barbies aren't as good as the G I Joe's.

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Speaker 1: You stick with them G I Joe's. And I'm just like,

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00:20:51,640 --> 00:20:56,159
Speaker 1: what is he doing? Like I get okay, I get it.

427
00:20:56,200 --> 00:20:58,080
Speaker 1: If you don't want your kids to play with barbies

428
00:20:58,080 --> 00:21:01,040
Speaker 1: if they're boys, I understand that. But he's going aggressively

429
00:21:01,080 --> 00:21:02,840
Speaker 1: at a four and three year old that you don't

430
00:21:02,880 --> 00:21:06,040
Speaker 1: know on a plane in public. In public, I was like, Okay,

431
00:21:06,119 --> 00:21:07,440
Speaker 1: a little bit weird.

432
00:21:07,200 --> 00:21:09,360
Speaker 2: Not knowing his parents' views on things, like.

433
00:21:09,440 --> 00:21:11,960
Speaker 1: A little bit weird, but hey, whatever, to each their own,

434
00:21:12,000 --> 00:21:13,760
Speaker 1: that's fine. He was maybe he was trying to be

435
00:21:13,800 --> 00:21:17,560
Speaker 1: funny with the the kids. And then I look over

436
00:21:17,600 --> 00:21:19,840
Speaker 1: halfway through the flight, right and I look over this

437
00:21:19,880 --> 00:21:25,480
Speaker 1: guy's phone. He's jacking off. He's playing Candy Crush, like

438
00:21:25,600 --> 00:21:27,920
Speaker 1: he's gonna make fun of kids for playing with barbies.

439
00:21:27,960 --> 00:21:29,480
Speaker 1: Like if you don't what, but you're gonna be all

440
00:21:29,480 --> 00:21:32,120
Speaker 1: manly to play Candy Crush, dumbass, Like if you are,

441
00:21:32,200 --> 00:21:34,760
Speaker 1: you're either manly or you're not manly. If you got

442
00:21:34,760 --> 00:21:37,359
Speaker 1: a problem with barbies, then don't be playing candy Crush.

443
00:21:37,359 --> 00:21:38,800
Speaker 2: And I'm sure on that one they have to save

444
00:21:38,880 --> 00:21:39,600
Speaker 2: gummy bears.

445
00:21:39,760 --> 00:21:40,359
Speaker 1: I don't know.

446
00:21:40,400 --> 00:21:42,480
Speaker 2: I know he thinks gummy bears are.

447
00:21:42,400 --> 00:21:49,200
Speaker 1: Masculine and uh, barbies are feminists. Yes, kids shouldn't be

448
00:21:49,240 --> 00:21:52,240
Speaker 1: playing with barbies, but it's okay for him three hundred

449
00:21:52,280 --> 00:21:54,679
Speaker 1: pound farmer to be playing candy crush.

450
00:21:54,760 --> 00:21:58,400
Speaker 2: Did you say, well, I play with a barbie. She's

451
00:21:58,440 --> 00:22:00,040
Speaker 2: sitting back there and see their.

452
00:22:00,480 --> 00:22:07,520
Speaker 1: See that lady next to the window, that's my barbie. No,

453
00:22:07,600 --> 00:22:08,320
Speaker 1: I didn't say that.

454
00:22:08,359 --> 00:22:09,199
Speaker 2: What do you play with?

455
00:22:09,400 --> 00:22:14,359
Speaker 1: Gi Joe? Frank? Yeah? I bet you go home to

456
00:22:14,400 --> 00:22:20,200
Speaker 1: your Gi Joe who. I don't know. Maybe you guys

457
00:22:20,200 --> 00:22:22,119
Speaker 1: do it different here in Oklahoma, but I prefer playing

458
00:22:22,160 --> 00:22:28,120
Speaker 1: with the barbie. Then he thought it was just so funny.

459
00:22:28,359 --> 00:22:30,040
Speaker 1: He was like, because my three year old told him

460
00:22:30,040 --> 00:22:33,320
Speaker 1: we're going to Oklahoma so for the wedding, and so

461
00:22:33,400 --> 00:22:36,080
Speaker 1: he just kept going, hey kid, where are you going?

462
00:22:36,119 --> 00:22:40,680
Speaker 1: You're going to Oklahoma? And I'm like, he's three, man,

463
00:22:40,720 --> 00:22:43,199
Speaker 1: he doesn't know how to say it like. He just

464
00:22:43,280 --> 00:22:45,840
Speaker 1: says it funny because he's three, Like it ain't a

465
00:22:45,840 --> 00:22:46,280
Speaker 1: big deal.

466
00:22:46,480 --> 00:22:49,359
Speaker 2: Yeah, he mispronounced it, but he is three years old.

467
00:22:49,400 --> 00:22:49,720
Speaker 1: Buddy.

468
00:22:49,840 --> 00:22:52,200
Speaker 2: I get the joking, but let's not rag on the kid.

469
00:22:52,400 --> 00:22:54,199
Speaker 1: So then he tells the guy next he goes, watch this,

470
00:22:54,359 --> 00:22:56,720
Speaker 1: Hey man, where you tell this guy where you're going?

471
00:22:56,880 --> 00:23:01,919
Speaker 1: My kid goes Oklahoma. That guy goes, what city in

472
00:23:01,920 --> 00:23:07,200
Speaker 1: Oklahoma are you going to? And my kid says, Oklahoma City.

473
00:23:08,960 --> 00:23:11,400
Speaker 2: Coach, did you go stop making fun of my kids.

474
00:23:11,480 --> 00:23:14,560
Speaker 1: No. I was just like, this dude is hilarious, Like

475
00:23:14,760 --> 00:23:15,920
Speaker 1: he thinks he's hilarious.

476
00:23:16,080 --> 00:23:17,920
Speaker 2: Was he retired? Some of them have too much time

477
00:23:18,000 --> 00:23:19,120
Speaker 2: on their hands and they think they're fun.

478
00:23:19,200 --> 00:23:20,840
Speaker 1: Here was probably my age our age.

479
00:23:21,680 --> 00:23:23,639
Speaker 2: Wow, he was going in hard. I would have already

480
00:23:23,640 --> 00:23:25,200
Speaker 2: put back about five tall boys.

481
00:23:25,240 --> 00:23:27,600
Speaker 1: It was. It was, It was very interesting and it

482
00:23:27,680 --> 00:23:30,239
Speaker 1: was just a funny little thing that he I mean,

483
00:23:30,240 --> 00:23:33,880
Speaker 1: he was so adamant about the barbies being a female thing,

484
00:23:34,160 --> 00:23:37,280
Speaker 1: but he played candy Crush the entire hour flight, and

485
00:23:37,320 --> 00:23:40,600
Speaker 1: I just laughed to myself. I'm like, hilarious.

486
00:23:40,680 --> 00:23:42,480
Speaker 2: Yeah, when you're going the bathroom, it is fun to

487
00:23:42,520 --> 00:23:44,600
Speaker 2: see what people have open on their laptops. The people

488
00:23:44,600 --> 00:23:48,720
Speaker 2: that had the Excel spreadsheets depressing whatever your job is.

489
00:23:48,680 --> 00:23:52,600
Speaker 1: Run or they're they're typing up a document, and I'm like, god, man, Like.

490
00:23:52,680 --> 00:23:53,879
Speaker 2: I always get a kick out of the guys that

491
00:23:53,920 --> 00:23:56,399
Speaker 2: are playing black jack, like for money and stuff.

492
00:23:56,640 --> 00:24:01,200
Speaker 1: Love it, buddy, not a care in the world.

493
00:24:01,400 --> 00:24:03,240
Speaker 2: If you get on the plane in a suit, I

494
00:24:03,280 --> 00:24:06,040
Speaker 2: feel sorry for you. Son, Yeah you got a word document.

495
00:24:06,080 --> 00:24:08,119
Speaker 2: These people that are working on a resume or something

496
00:24:08,280 --> 00:24:09,160
Speaker 2: got awful.

497
00:24:08,960 --> 00:24:10,200
Speaker 1: Or they have. They pull out a book and it

498
00:24:10,200 --> 00:24:11,800
Speaker 1: has a bunch of marked like they have a lot

499
00:24:11,840 --> 00:24:13,560
Speaker 1: of paper in the tabs and they're like looking at

500
00:24:13,560 --> 00:24:15,960
Speaker 1: the book and typing something. I'm like, ah, that's not

501
00:24:16,040 --> 00:24:16,639
Speaker 1: the life for me.

502
00:24:16,800 --> 00:24:18,720
Speaker 2: Some of these people in the print is so small

503
00:24:18,720 --> 00:24:20,400
Speaker 2: you can't even read it because they have so much

504
00:24:20,440 --> 00:24:22,199
Speaker 2: stuff that they're trying to fit on a page or

505
00:24:22,200 --> 00:24:24,480
Speaker 2: they're making a pay. Some of these jobs that people

506
00:24:24,520 --> 00:24:27,440
Speaker 2: have look terrible, look absolutely terrible.

507
00:24:27,680 --> 00:24:30,000
Speaker 1: You know you can tell you, oh, the miser the life.

508
00:24:30,040 --> 00:24:30,760
Speaker 1: I can't even.

509
00:24:30,560 --> 00:24:32,760
Speaker 2: Really read what's going on in your word document, but

510
00:24:32,800 --> 00:24:35,280
Speaker 2: whatever it is looks god awful. I have no idea

511
00:24:35,359 --> 00:24:37,280
Speaker 2: what you do, but wow, that's terrible.

512
00:24:37,400 --> 00:24:40,200
Speaker 1: Yeah. And then also the other thing about Oklahoma City,

513
00:24:40,560 --> 00:24:43,159
Speaker 1: like I don't know how big that city is, but

514
00:24:43,200 --> 00:24:45,000
Speaker 1: it felt like a small city because we got off

515
00:24:45,040 --> 00:24:48,159
Speaker 1: the airplane at eight thirty pm. Every damn store and

516
00:24:48,200 --> 00:24:51,840
Speaker 1: restaurant was closing that airport. That's everything. Everything was closed.

517
00:24:52,080 --> 00:24:54,520
Speaker 1: Go to Nashville. It's a party till midnight. That's and

518
00:24:54,560 --> 00:24:56,719
Speaker 1: I'm like, because the kids are hungry, we're gonna need

519
00:24:56,720 --> 00:24:58,720
Speaker 1: to get something to eat. That makes no sense and

520
00:24:58,720 --> 00:25:03,240
Speaker 1: it's closed eight there. They're already the floor, they're already

521
00:25:03,440 --> 00:25:06,280
Speaker 1: waxing the floor. What is it two am? Hey, I'm

522
00:25:06,320 --> 00:25:08,840
Speaker 1: I can try to go to the first bathroom already closed.

523
00:25:08,880 --> 00:25:10,920
Speaker 1: Bathrooms closed for the night because it's already been cleaned.

524
00:25:10,960 --> 00:25:13,720
Speaker 1: I'm like, you've got to be kidding me. Like the kids,

525
00:25:14,000 --> 00:25:15,840
Speaker 1: I mean, I lied to them and told them the

526
00:25:15,880 --> 00:25:19,240
Speaker 1: bathroom was broken on the plane, the first plane, And

527
00:25:19,280 --> 00:25:21,159
Speaker 1: that's probably a bad idea because then they're holding it

528
00:25:21,240 --> 00:25:23,680
Speaker 1: and we get off the pilot that, hey, I heard

529
00:25:23,680 --> 00:25:25,680
Speaker 1: the potties were broken. No, they weren't broken. Son.

530
00:25:25,840 --> 00:25:28,000
Speaker 2: Dad was just saying that we know they're good pilot.

531
00:25:28,320 --> 00:25:29,760
Speaker 1: So they have to go to the bathroom when we

532
00:25:29,760 --> 00:25:33,120
Speaker 1: get off the plane. First bathroom closed. Okay, let's walk

533
00:25:33,200 --> 00:25:35,679
Speaker 1: all the way down here. I'm so freaking annoying. So

534
00:25:35,680 --> 00:25:37,879
Speaker 1: they're shutting it down, shutting it down. People trying to

535
00:25:37,880 --> 00:25:39,840
Speaker 1: get out of work early, getting out of there. I mean,

536
00:25:40,400 --> 00:25:42,439
Speaker 1: I guess maybe fights don't come in past nine o'clock

537
00:25:42,440 --> 00:25:45,159
Speaker 1: in Oklahoma City. But they had nothing opens. Fine, not

538
00:25:45,200 --> 00:25:47,399
Speaker 1: necessarily a hub.

539
00:25:46,720 --> 00:25:49,119
Speaker 2: Not not a major airport, but it's thought it was

540
00:25:49,160 --> 00:25:50,920
Speaker 2: going to be a bigger city than it is now.

541
00:25:51,080 --> 00:25:54,840
Speaker 2: It's one of those cities. It's a Detroit, Oklahoma City, Memphis.

542
00:25:55,000 --> 00:25:57,719
Speaker 2: You thought they were going to be bigger. They've plateaued

543
00:25:57,800 --> 00:26:00,000
Speaker 2: and they're actually descending now.

544
00:26:00,880 --> 00:26:03,360
Speaker 1: I don't know if Oklahoma City is as big as Detroit.

545
00:26:03,600 --> 00:26:05,680
Speaker 1: I have no idea that, but I believe it's stalled.

546
00:26:05,800 --> 00:26:08,240
Speaker 1: They it's it's where it's gonna be.

547
00:26:08,320 --> 00:26:10,520
Speaker 2: They thought it was going to be a massive hub

548
00:26:10,560 --> 00:26:11,560
Speaker 2: action and it's just.

549
00:26:13,160 --> 00:26:15,240
Speaker 1: That. But they do have Oklahoma City Thunder, that's it.

550
00:26:15,280 --> 00:26:18,200
Speaker 1: Didn't see the arena. Didn't see any of the players. Fine,

551
00:26:18,640 --> 00:26:21,560
Speaker 1: then we go to Yeah, I didn't see him, didn't

552
00:26:21,560 --> 00:26:23,120
Speaker 1: see Josh Giddy, didn't see any of them.

553
00:26:23,240 --> 00:26:28,280
Speaker 2: They don't live there. All those guys live in Miami, California,

554
00:26:28,520 --> 00:26:32,080
Speaker 2: New York. They play in cities, but a majority of

555
00:26:32,080 --> 00:26:34,560
Speaker 2: these guys don't care about the communities. You're not gonna

556
00:26:34,560 --> 00:26:37,159
Speaker 2: see Derrick Henry walking down Broadway. Somebody did hit me

557
00:26:37,240 --> 00:26:39,359
Speaker 2: up and they said, Derek Henry does live here, and

558
00:26:39,400 --> 00:26:40,480
Speaker 2: their neighbors with him.

559
00:26:40,720 --> 00:26:43,680
Speaker 1: Really, yeah, I gotta find that DM. Damn it.

560
00:26:43,800 --> 00:26:46,639
Speaker 2: Their neighbors see him all the time. It's in I

561
00:26:46,720 --> 00:26:52,640
Speaker 2: believe it's in the hmm. I believe they said that,

562
00:26:52,680 --> 00:26:54,720
Speaker 2: and they said, they'll see him every day out washing

563
00:26:54,720 --> 00:26:56,399
Speaker 2: his car, out in his yard doing stuff.

564
00:26:56,920 --> 00:26:59,240
Speaker 1: He does live here, it does, That's what I say. Apologize.

565
00:26:59,359 --> 00:27:01,480
Speaker 1: Never seen him. I've never seen him in public, never

566
00:27:01,640 --> 00:27:04,119
Speaker 1: seen someone take a picture of him in public. So

567
00:27:04,119 --> 00:27:06,200
Speaker 1: that's why you don't believe he lives here. And that's

568
00:27:06,240 --> 00:27:09,040
Speaker 1: why I asked my cousins. I'm like, hey, like, where

569
00:27:09,040 --> 00:27:11,000
Speaker 1: do the thunder live? Like where are And they're like, oh,

570
00:27:11,040 --> 00:27:12,560
Speaker 1: if they live here, they probably live in And I

571
00:27:12,600 --> 00:27:14,239
Speaker 1: don't know where. They said, it's like twenty, like ten

572
00:27:14,400 --> 00:27:18,520
Speaker 1: fifteen minutes north of the city. Maybe that's Atlanta.

573
00:27:18,560 --> 00:27:23,040
Speaker 2: I don't think Buckheads And I don't know, Oh it's Dallas, Frisco.

574
00:27:24,160 --> 00:27:26,639
Speaker 1: But Kenny, Yeah, they drive all the way from Dallas

575
00:27:26,680 --> 00:27:29,159
Speaker 1: to Oklahoz. I don't know, but it was. It was

576
00:27:29,160 --> 00:27:32,560
Speaker 1: a it was an interesting airport like airplane rides. It

577
00:27:32,640 --> 00:27:35,080
Speaker 1: was very interesting. Yeah, we haven't even started the wedding yet,

578
00:27:35,080 --> 00:27:37,080
Speaker 1: haven't even started the wedding. So the wedding, you know,

579
00:27:37,160 --> 00:27:40,280
Speaker 1: we go to the wedding and it's raining all morning

580
00:27:40,320 --> 00:27:42,240
Speaker 1: and it's like, oh, no, is it gonna get rained out?

581
00:27:42,240 --> 00:27:44,800
Speaker 1: What are we gonna do? It's an outdoor wedding and

582
00:27:44,840 --> 00:27:47,919
Speaker 1: we roll up to this place called Cole's Garden and

583
00:27:47,960 --> 00:27:50,439
Speaker 1: it's behind a gated fence. I'm like, oh, where are

584
00:27:50,440 --> 00:27:52,480
Speaker 1: we at? But I think it was just it's a

585
00:27:52,560 --> 00:27:56,159
Speaker 1: nice place. And you walk out and there's a beautiful

586
00:27:56,320 --> 00:27:58,320
Speaker 1: like fount like I don't know if it's a lake

587
00:27:58,359 --> 00:28:00,760
Speaker 1: a pond, but they got like rocks and a waterfall.

588
00:28:00,960 --> 00:28:03,320
Speaker 2: Well, before your kids ask, you need to know the

589
00:28:03,320 --> 00:28:05,560
Speaker 2: difference between rivers, lakes, and ocean.

590
00:28:05,640 --> 00:28:07,280
Speaker 1: Well, I don't know if it's just a man made pond.

591
00:28:07,400 --> 00:28:11,120
Speaker 1: I mean, obviously the pond, it's obviously man made because

592
00:28:11,160 --> 00:28:14,560
Speaker 1: it's surrounded by concrete and it's like got grass and flowers,

593
00:28:14,560 --> 00:28:17,199
Speaker 1: and that's why it's called Coal's Garden. Yes, yeah, but

594
00:28:17,320 --> 00:28:19,280
Speaker 1: you can go up on the rocks, like later we

595
00:28:19,280 --> 00:28:20,879
Speaker 1: found out because the kids were climbing up on the

596
00:28:20,960 --> 00:28:23,480
Speaker 1: rocks when we're like, where are the kids? Man, Oh damn,

597
00:28:23,520 --> 00:28:25,440
Speaker 1: they're up there on the rock. Oh that's not probably good.

598
00:28:25,440 --> 00:28:28,119
Speaker 1: Now that's how that alligator ate that kid. Yeah, So

599
00:28:28,280 --> 00:28:30,320
Speaker 1: we go and I mean as we're sitting there at

600
00:28:30,359 --> 00:28:33,439
Speaker 1: the wedding, I mean, it starts to drizzle a little bit,

601
00:28:33,480 --> 00:28:35,560
Speaker 1: and like, oh no, here we go it's going to

602
00:28:35,640 --> 00:28:37,679
Speaker 1: rain on us while you're out there, while we're out there.

603
00:28:37,720 --> 00:28:39,720
Speaker 1: Why they're doing it? But then it just stops and

604
00:28:39,760 --> 00:28:43,200
Speaker 1: everything goes off without a hitch. Kaylee and Cayden both

605
00:28:43,240 --> 00:28:45,800
Speaker 1: I believe, twenty two years old. They tie the knot

606
00:28:45,840 --> 00:28:50,400
Speaker 1: say I do? They kiss? Boom, let's get the party started.

607
00:28:50,440 --> 00:28:52,000
Speaker 1: We may have went over this before. How the hell

608
00:28:52,040 --> 00:28:54,120
Speaker 1: did you know these twenty two year olds? It is

609
00:28:54,240 --> 00:28:56,560
Speaker 1: my Kaylee is my third cousin.

610
00:28:56,920 --> 00:28:59,600
Speaker 2: See that's too far removing. No, continue your story.

611
00:28:59,400 --> 00:29:02,280
Speaker 1: Now you say it's too far removed. And I didn't

612
00:29:02,280 --> 00:29:06,000
Speaker 1: even understand what cousin she was before, Like we broke

613
00:29:06,000 --> 00:29:08,120
Speaker 1: it down at the wedding. I figured out what she was.

614
00:29:08,160 --> 00:29:10,160
Speaker 1: She was my third cousin. But it's more of a

615
00:29:10,520 --> 00:29:13,960
Speaker 1: it's I'm closer to her and those kind of cousins,

616
00:29:13,960 --> 00:29:16,280
Speaker 1: like I've known them their whole life. Tell us about

617
00:29:16,280 --> 00:29:18,160
Speaker 1: who you hung out with to right, that's it. We

618
00:29:18,200 --> 00:29:20,040
Speaker 1: saw them a lot more often than you would normally

619
00:29:20,040 --> 00:29:22,600
Speaker 1: see a third cousin. Yes, so that is why it

620
00:29:22,680 --> 00:29:25,240
Speaker 1: was more of a yes, it's still gonna go to

621
00:29:25,320 --> 00:29:27,360
Speaker 1: the wedding. Like most third cousins, I'd probably never be

622
00:29:27,400 --> 00:29:29,280
Speaker 1: invited to their wedding. And I don't even know if

623
00:29:29,320 --> 00:29:30,840
Speaker 1: I have any other third cousins.

624
00:29:30,560 --> 00:29:32,560
Speaker 2: But how you grew up, how often you saw your

625
00:29:32,600 --> 00:29:35,520
Speaker 2: cousins determines your relationship with them later. Course, I saw

626
00:29:35,560 --> 00:29:36,360
Speaker 2: these cousins a lot.

627
00:29:37,240 --> 00:29:39,520
Speaker 1: Yeah, So then you're gonna go to their wedding. Maybe

628
00:29:39,560 --> 00:29:41,560
Speaker 1: twice a year, maybe once a year. Sounds like you're

629
00:29:41,600 --> 00:29:43,360
Speaker 1: going to their wedding pretty much. Going to their wedding.

630
00:29:43,440 --> 00:29:46,320
Speaker 1: So cool. So go to the wedding and right after

631
00:29:46,360 --> 00:29:49,080
Speaker 1: the ceremony, boom, I do. All right, everybody go over there.

632
00:29:49,120 --> 00:29:51,800
Speaker 1: They've got drinks and the pizza truck is out front.

633
00:29:51,800 --> 00:29:54,200
Speaker 1: They had a food truck. Pizza truck pulls up. You

634
00:29:54,320 --> 00:29:57,320
Speaker 1: order your pizza. Boom, boom, boom, take it in, eat,

635
00:29:57,440 --> 00:30:01,160
Speaker 1: ch chatting, bye bye bye, kissing baby. Kids are ready.

636
00:30:01,160 --> 00:30:03,480
Speaker 1: We're ready for the dance floor to open. Bride and

637
00:30:03,520 --> 00:30:06,040
Speaker 1: groom come in and then they are they're gonna do

638
00:30:06,080 --> 00:30:08,040
Speaker 1: their first dance, and you go out and they do

639
00:30:08,080 --> 00:30:11,480
Speaker 1: their first dance and they introduce all the bridesmen or

640
00:30:11,520 --> 00:30:14,120
Speaker 1: the what do they call it, groomsmen, and we're not bridesmen.

641
00:30:14,640 --> 00:30:17,160
Speaker 1: Well you can have those, don't And you have the

642
00:30:17,200 --> 00:30:20,080
Speaker 1: groomsmen and the bridesmaid and they come out and instead

643
00:30:20,080 --> 00:30:23,280
Speaker 1: of just doing some cheesy like woo, they battled out

644
00:30:23,480 --> 00:30:25,600
Speaker 1: in a game of flip cup. And I was like,

645
00:30:25,720 --> 00:30:27,920
Speaker 1: this is what I'm talking about. That's pretty cool. That

646
00:30:28,120 --> 00:30:29,600
Speaker 1: was awesome. What did I know?

647
00:30:29,640 --> 00:30:31,920
Speaker 2: We're the demo, but I mean a little above the demo.

648
00:30:32,000 --> 00:30:33,240
Speaker 2: What did the old timers think?

649
00:30:33,600 --> 00:30:35,520
Speaker 1: I don't know if the old timers liked it or not,

650
00:30:35,640 --> 00:30:37,520
Speaker 1: but it was they get it. No, they got it.

651
00:30:37,600 --> 00:30:39,320
Speaker 2: Because my parents were at a wedding and they did

652
00:30:39,360 --> 00:30:41,600
Speaker 2: flip cup. My parents would think it was a new game,

653
00:30:41,680 --> 00:30:43,040
Speaker 2: a fun game that people do.

654
00:30:43,160 --> 00:30:45,920
Speaker 1: Because Kaylee and Cayden have been dating, drinking game. They've

655
00:30:45,920 --> 00:30:48,800
Speaker 1: been dating since high school. Wren's drinking since they were

656
00:30:48,840 --> 00:30:52,880
Speaker 1: like fourteen or fifteen. So the bridegaids, I would the

657
00:30:52,920 --> 00:30:56,719
Speaker 1: bridesmaids and we're dating at fourteen. Yeah, I hope they

658
00:30:56,720 --> 00:31:03,560
Speaker 1: weren't thumping. Here's a whole new bag of issues. And

659
00:31:03,640 --> 00:31:07,040
Speaker 1: so all the bride'smaids and groomsmen's parents were there because

660
00:31:07,040 --> 00:31:09,000
Speaker 1: they'd all been friends in high school. So it's like,

661
00:31:09,280 --> 00:31:10,680
Speaker 1: I think the parents kind of know it because they're

662
00:31:10,720 --> 00:31:13,480
Speaker 1: kind of younger parents. They're like forty and fifty.

663
00:31:13,560 --> 00:31:15,320
Speaker 2: I mean, were you the oldest person at the wedding?

664
00:31:15,560 --> 00:31:19,520
Speaker 1: No, there was some grandparents, but mostly it was about fifties,

665
00:31:20,440 --> 00:31:22,560
Speaker 1: forties and then early twenties.

666
00:31:22,640 --> 00:31:24,560
Speaker 2: Did the grandparents think it was weird they were playing

667
00:31:24,560 --> 00:31:25,880
Speaker 2: with the utensils and the cups?

668
00:31:26,120 --> 00:31:28,840
Speaker 1: Probably, yeah, they probably didn't understand that. The grandparents probably

669
00:31:28,840 --> 00:31:32,600
Speaker 1: didn't understand what flip cup was. But that's okay. So

670
00:31:32,760 --> 00:31:34,800
Speaker 1: they do the flip cup and I thought it was awesome,

671
00:31:34,840 --> 00:31:37,360
Speaker 1: Like that was very creative, very fun. It was good,

672
00:31:37,760 --> 00:31:39,280
Speaker 1: and the wedding was a lot of fun. That was it.

673
00:31:39,520 --> 00:31:42,520
Speaker 1: There was nothing else exciting from the wedding. But the

674
00:31:43,000 --> 00:31:45,520
Speaker 1: bride's father did get up give up a speech and

675
00:31:45,520 --> 00:31:48,880
Speaker 1: he was like, oh, you know Kaylee and Kaylee and Cayden.

676
00:31:48,960 --> 00:31:52,200
Speaker 1: You know they met back in the eighth grade and

677
00:31:52,840 --> 00:31:56,160
Speaker 1: they started quote unquote dating in the eighth grade. And

678
00:31:57,520 --> 00:32:01,960
Speaker 1: our rule was, whenever you're dating, the first five dates

679
00:32:01,960 --> 00:32:02,720
Speaker 1: have to be at our.

680
00:32:02,640 --> 00:32:07,080
Speaker 2: House and home field advantage.

681
00:32:07,200 --> 00:32:10,160
Speaker 1: That way, we get to know you, and we know

682
00:32:10,320 --> 00:32:12,920
Speaker 1: you're comfortable around our daughter. We're comfortable with you being

683
00:32:12,960 --> 00:32:16,680
Speaker 1: around our daughter. He goes in one time they were

684
00:32:16,720 --> 00:32:20,000
Speaker 1: watching a movie upstairs and I was like, I should

685
00:32:20,000 --> 00:32:25,360
Speaker 1: probably go check on him, because I walked upstairs and

686
00:32:25,440 --> 00:32:28,360
Speaker 1: I opened the door and all I saw was the

687
00:32:28,400 --> 00:32:35,560
Speaker 1: moon and the window wasn't open and it wasn't nighttime,

688
00:32:37,760 --> 00:32:44,080
Speaker 1: and I mean, I was like, oh my god. I'm like,

689
00:32:44,160 --> 00:32:48,200
Speaker 1: that's crazy, Like, you know, because he's like they started

690
00:32:48,240 --> 00:32:51,400
Speaker 1: dating in eighth grade, and he goes, I walk up,

691
00:32:52,320 --> 00:32:56,240
Speaker 1: but he left out a sentence. Then he later explained

692
00:32:56,240 --> 00:32:58,840
Speaker 1: to me, he was like, well, that was like their

693
00:32:58,880 --> 00:33:02,120
Speaker 1: senior in high school. He goes, but he goes. I

694
00:33:02,200 --> 00:33:04,719
Speaker 1: realized I left out the whole. You know, fast forward

695
00:33:04,720 --> 00:33:08,520
Speaker 1: many years later, he just started out. He started out

696
00:33:08,560 --> 00:33:11,400
Speaker 1: with They met in eighth grade and started hanging out.

697
00:33:11,600 --> 00:33:13,840
Speaker 1: But the rule was the first five days had to

698
00:33:13,840 --> 00:33:16,080
Speaker 1: be in our house. And he went into the story

699
00:33:16,080 --> 00:33:18,840
Speaker 1: about going upstairs and seeing the moon. And I'm sitting

700
00:33:18,840 --> 00:33:21,960
Speaker 1: there going, oh my god, it aighth great what is

701
00:33:22,040 --> 00:33:24,280
Speaker 1: going on right now in Oklahoma?

702
00:33:24,440 --> 00:33:26,640
Speaker 2: But I love how we're explaining it. But he walked

703
00:33:26,640 --> 00:33:28,120
Speaker 2: in and I'm hooking up.

704
00:33:28,880 --> 00:33:32,040
Speaker 1: I mean, all he saw was the moon was his

705
00:33:32,160 --> 00:33:36,040
Speaker 1: daughter's moon or he didn't say, but I'm thinking it was.

706
00:33:36,040 --> 00:33:41,880
Speaker 2: The dudes, Hey, you gotta come over to our house.

707
00:33:41,920 --> 00:33:45,040
Speaker 2: The first five times he walks upstairs, the sun's.

708
00:33:44,800 --> 00:33:48,800
Speaker 1: Drop trow and he says, So after that, I said,

709
00:33:48,800 --> 00:33:54,240
Speaker 1: I think it's time for you to go home, said.

710
00:33:54,280 --> 00:33:55,760
Speaker 1: We didn't see him for about another week and a

711
00:33:55,760 --> 00:34:01,200
Speaker 1: half or before he had the guts to come back over.

712
00:34:05,120 --> 00:34:07,240
Speaker 2: You gotta be able to hear the parents coming up

713
00:34:07,280 --> 00:34:08,240
Speaker 2: and down the stairs.

714
00:34:08,520 --> 00:34:10,920
Speaker 1: Yeah, well, I mean when you're in the moment, you're

715
00:34:10,960 --> 00:34:11,719
Speaker 1: in the moment. I know.

716
00:34:11,800 --> 00:34:13,960
Speaker 2: Luckily the ex is in high school, the moms were

717
00:34:13,960 --> 00:34:17,319
Speaker 2: always loud, a lot of squeaking stairs and stuff before.

718
00:34:17,080 --> 00:34:19,440
Speaker 1: Bay Yeah, oh kay, I mean you'd have time to

719
00:34:19,480 --> 00:34:21,640
Speaker 1: throw stuff back on, act like you're just watching a

720
00:34:21,680 --> 00:34:25,000
Speaker 1: documentary on TV. Pyes. Yeah. My kids were so hype

721
00:34:25,040 --> 00:34:26,920
Speaker 1: for the wedding. My three year old had been counting

722
00:34:26,960 --> 00:34:29,440
Speaker 1: down the sleeps. He was ready to dance. He was

723
00:34:29,440 --> 00:34:32,120
Speaker 1: telling everybody about the wedding. The day of the wedding,

724
00:34:32,120 --> 00:34:35,640
Speaker 1: he was so hyped all day long. Once the dance

725
00:34:35,680 --> 00:34:38,520
Speaker 1: floor was opened, he looked at me and saidetta, I'm

726
00:34:38,560 --> 00:34:41,640
Speaker 1: ready to go. Yeah, he froze up. He was so tired.

727
00:34:41,719 --> 00:34:45,319
Speaker 1: He was exhausted. So my wife left with the two

728
00:34:45,400 --> 00:34:47,360
Speaker 1: younger kids. My older kid, the four year old, he

729
00:34:47,480 --> 00:34:50,000
Speaker 1: was like, I want to stay, and he danced and

730
00:34:50,040 --> 00:34:50,520
Speaker 1: he danced.

731
00:34:50,520 --> 00:34:52,839
Speaker 2: Wait, the four year old stayed and everybody else left.

732
00:34:52,880 --> 00:34:56,200
Speaker 1: No, I stayed. Oh and danced, And then thirty minutes

733
00:34:56,239 --> 00:35:02,239
Speaker 1: later he's like that I'm ready to go. And there

734
00:35:02,800 --> 00:35:04,959
Speaker 1: was other kids at the wedding, like five, six, seven,

735
00:35:05,000 --> 00:35:07,200
Speaker 1: eight year olds, and I mean these songs that we

736
00:35:07,200 --> 00:35:12,680
Speaker 1: were playing at that song like that, not even that,

737
00:35:12,800 --> 00:35:15,680
Speaker 1: like my Milkshake brings all the boys of the yard,

738
00:35:16,280 --> 00:35:17,920
Speaker 1: and then all the four year olds and three year

739
00:35:17,960 --> 00:35:20,200
Speaker 1: olds out they're dancing to it, and I'm like, isn't

740
00:35:20,200 --> 00:35:23,040
Speaker 1: it hilarious that these kids have no idea what they're

741
00:35:23,080 --> 00:35:26,000
Speaker 1: dancing to. These songs are not what they should be

742
00:35:26,040 --> 00:35:29,560
Speaker 1: dancing to, but they are loving it. How is the DJ? Decent?

743
00:35:29,800 --> 00:35:32,040
Speaker 1: DJ was good? Sometimes the mix is a little dust.

744
00:35:32,120 --> 00:35:35,040
Speaker 1: No DJ was good, Cupid Shuffle was played. I mean

745
00:35:35,080 --> 00:35:38,800
Speaker 1: all that We Are Family was played. It was great.

746
00:35:39,120 --> 00:35:41,279
Speaker 1: So then my four year old wants to go, but

747
00:35:41,360 --> 00:35:42,840
Speaker 1: we still got an hour and a half left in

748
00:35:42,880 --> 00:35:46,239
Speaker 1: the wedding, so I gotta borrow the sister's car, gotta

749
00:35:46,320 --> 00:35:49,520
Speaker 1: drive him back to the airbnb. And I said, all right,

750
00:35:49,880 --> 00:35:51,920
Speaker 1: going in with mom and brothers and he goes, am,

751
00:35:51,920 --> 00:35:54,560
Speaker 1: I gonna go to bed? And I go again. He goes, Okay,

752
00:35:54,719 --> 00:35:57,440
Speaker 1: I mean he walked in, no fighting it, got undressed,

753
00:35:57,440 --> 00:35:58,839
Speaker 1: got in bed, he was ready out.

754
00:35:59,000 --> 00:36:01,080
Speaker 2: But why do you have to oh last everybody? Why

755
00:36:01,080 --> 00:36:02,960
Speaker 2: can't you go to bed? Then I would have never

756
00:36:03,000 --> 00:36:03,800
Speaker 2: even gone back.

757
00:36:03,760 --> 00:36:06,319
Speaker 1: Dude, it's a wedding. I traveled all the way to

758
00:36:06,320 --> 00:36:08,520
Speaker 1: Oklahoma City. It's my family that I don't as someone

759
00:36:08,560 --> 00:36:11,279
Speaker 1: might do. And so I was like yeah. Then my

760
00:36:11,400 --> 00:36:17,160
Speaker 1: cousin Megan, her husband Justice started rallying the Justice Justice

761
00:36:17,440 --> 00:36:20,879
Speaker 1: started rallying the troops. He comes over. He's like, hey, man,

762
00:36:20,880 --> 00:36:22,600
Speaker 1: what do you think about going to the casino after this?

763
00:36:22,960 --> 00:36:25,600
Speaker 1: You ever done? Goae? And I'm like, I love the

764
00:36:25,680 --> 00:36:29,200
Speaker 1: idea of a casino. Oh that's right Oklahoma. He said

765
00:36:29,239 --> 00:36:33,560
Speaker 1: it's only four minutes away. How was that known information?

766
00:36:33,760 --> 00:36:35,759
Speaker 1: And I was like, oh man. He was like all right.

767
00:36:35,800 --> 00:36:37,080
Speaker 1: So he goes over to my brother.

768
00:36:36,920 --> 00:36:39,160
Speaker 2: Let me turn off my location track and he's.

769
00:36:39,040 --> 00:36:41,680
Speaker 1: Like, hey, batter's box, what do you think about going

770
00:36:41,719 --> 00:36:46,080
Speaker 1: to the casino after the new Everybody's box here? I'm

771
00:36:46,120 --> 00:36:54,440
Speaker 1: down cool. Then he goes to the bride's dad's brother, y, Hey, Jimmy,

772
00:36:55,040 --> 00:36:57,799
Speaker 1: what do you think about the casino after that? Ooh,

773
00:36:58,800 --> 00:36:59,600
Speaker 1: you guys serious?

774
00:37:00,000 --> 00:37:02,319
Speaker 2: You got a pack of boys ready, And he was like,

775
00:37:02,400 --> 00:37:04,160
Speaker 2: you guys are gonna try and throw any chicks in.

776
00:37:04,320 --> 00:37:06,319
Speaker 1: And he was like here he goes, I'll just drop

777
00:37:06,360 --> 00:37:09,640
Speaker 1: the family off. I'll meet you guys there. I was like, whoa, okay,

778
00:37:10,360 --> 00:37:13,080
Speaker 1: So Justice is rallying the troops, dude, and I'm like wow.

779
00:37:13,120 --> 00:37:15,080
Speaker 1: So I text a wife. I'm like, hey, just a

780
00:37:15,120 --> 00:37:17,120
Speaker 1: heads up, it's gonna be a late night. I'm hitting

781
00:37:17,120 --> 00:37:18,160
Speaker 1: the casino after.

782
00:37:18,040 --> 00:37:21,400
Speaker 2: This and she's like, what transpired after I left you

783
00:37:21,440 --> 00:37:22,279
Speaker 2: ten minutes ago?

784
00:37:22,520 --> 00:37:26,280
Speaker 1: Yes? And so I'm like, cool, we're all in. We're

785
00:37:26,320 --> 00:37:28,239
Speaker 1: starting to rally everybody. I'm like, hey, Dad, you want

786
00:37:28,239 --> 00:37:31,960
Speaker 1: to go to casino? He's like, I mean I could go.

787
00:37:33,440 --> 00:37:35,880
Speaker 1: I'm like, all right, all right, we're going to the casino.

788
00:37:36,320 --> 00:37:38,640
Speaker 1: And I'm thinking, you know, we're going to Cherokee because

789
00:37:38,760 --> 00:37:40,920
Speaker 1: it's only eleven o'clock is when the wedding ends. So

790
00:37:40,960 --> 00:37:42,600
Speaker 1: then we go to the casino. You know, you're out

791
00:37:42,640 --> 00:37:44,439
Speaker 1: by one, You're good to go for the next day.

792
00:37:44,560 --> 00:37:47,319
Speaker 1: We're going to the Jeb War casino. And so we

793
00:37:47,360 --> 00:37:50,200
Speaker 1: have a few more, you know, cocktails and some drinks

794
00:37:50,239 --> 00:37:53,160
Speaker 1: and some shots of tequila. And I hope you had

795
00:37:53,160 --> 00:37:57,719
Speaker 1: a driver lined up. Well, we're gonna uber four miles man.

796
00:37:58,480 --> 00:38:00,520
Speaker 1: And then that's when Megan comes up to me, and

797
00:38:00,560 --> 00:38:04,000
Speaker 1: it's like she's like, hey, you know that if you

798
00:38:04,040 --> 00:38:06,440
Speaker 1: guys go to the casino, Justice is gonna have to

799
00:38:06,480 --> 00:38:10,080
Speaker 1: stay your guys's place, right. I'm like what. She goes, yeah,

800
00:38:10,080 --> 00:38:12,040
Speaker 1: I don't want him coming home and waking up me

801
00:38:12,080 --> 00:38:14,960
Speaker 1: and the dogs up at five in the morning. Just yes,

802
00:38:15,400 --> 00:38:18,760
Speaker 1: And I said five in the morning. She goes, oh, yeah,

803
00:38:19,239 --> 00:38:21,719
Speaker 1: if you're going to the casino with him, it's at

804
00:38:21,800 --> 00:38:27,479
Speaker 1: least five hours. What is the addicted And I said,

805
00:38:28,000 --> 00:38:30,200
Speaker 1: excuse me, She goes, oh yeah, he doesn't get to

806
00:38:30,200 --> 00:38:32,080
Speaker 1: go to the casino often, so when he gets to go,

807
00:38:32,640 --> 00:38:33,839
Speaker 1: he likes to stay all night.

808
00:38:34,280 --> 00:38:36,640
Speaker 2: Oh you you were maybe wanting to just hit it

809
00:38:36,680 --> 00:38:37,440
Speaker 2: and quit it.

810
00:38:37,520 --> 00:38:39,160
Speaker 1: I was like, hit and quit it like an hour,

811
00:38:39,320 --> 00:38:42,680
Speaker 1: you know, little fun like go have a couple of drinks,

812
00:38:42,680 --> 00:38:44,480
Speaker 1: you know what I mean? Like, okay in bed by

813
00:38:44,560 --> 00:38:45,200
Speaker 1: one and.

814
00:38:45,120 --> 00:38:46,640
Speaker 2: You act like you're cute with the casino.

815
00:38:46,960 --> 00:38:50,680
Speaker 1: I'll play a little black jack wins Like you're not

816
00:38:50,760 --> 00:38:55,440
Speaker 1: interested yeah, and I was like, oh, so I had

817
00:38:55,440 --> 00:38:57,040
Speaker 1: to sit down and ponder this for a minute. I

818
00:38:57,080 --> 00:38:58,279
Speaker 1: was like, man, I do I want to be out

819
00:38:58,280 --> 00:39:00,800
Speaker 1: till five in the morning. So I went to batter's

820
00:39:00,800 --> 00:39:04,840
Speaker 1: Box and I was like, hey, man, so the rumor

821
00:39:04,880 --> 00:39:09,040
Speaker 1: on the street is you gonna hit it? What if

822
00:39:09,040 --> 00:39:11,760
Speaker 1: everybody that's a batter's box here. Rumor on the street

823
00:39:11,800 --> 00:39:14,680
Speaker 1: is if we're gonna go to the casino. Uh. Justice

824
00:39:14,719 --> 00:39:16,320
Speaker 1: likes to stay till four or five in the morning.

825
00:39:17,760 --> 00:39:21,560
Speaker 1: Justice is an addict, and he's like, oh man, I'm like,

826
00:39:21,920 --> 00:39:25,000
Speaker 1: I think we need to bail. And he's like, let's

827
00:39:25,000 --> 00:39:29,480
Speaker 1: go talk to Jimmy. Jimmy's the brother of the Father's,

828
00:39:29,719 --> 00:39:32,400
Speaker 1: you know, the bride. Yeah. The troops right now are dwindling,

829
00:39:32,400 --> 00:39:34,440
Speaker 1: and we're like, hey, Jimmy, man, like, I don't know

830
00:39:34,480 --> 00:39:36,120
Speaker 1: how long you were playing on stand, but they're talking

831
00:39:36,120 --> 00:39:39,279
Speaker 1: about like, uh, four or five in the morning. He goes, oh, no, no, no,

832
00:39:39,280 --> 00:39:41,720
Speaker 1: I can't do that. I can't do that. I can't

833
00:39:41,719 --> 00:39:43,640
Speaker 1: do that. I was like, yeah, that's what I was

834
00:39:43,680 --> 00:39:46,719
Speaker 1: thinking too, That's what I was thinking too, Man, I

835
00:39:46,760 --> 00:39:48,239
Speaker 1: don't know if I can handle that. He's like, all right,

836
00:39:48,239 --> 00:39:50,440
Speaker 1: I'm out, I'm gonna cancel that. Let me try and

837
00:39:50,480 --> 00:39:52,920
Speaker 1: score some white lightning. So I go up to Justice

838
00:39:52,920 --> 00:39:54,680
Speaker 1: and he's like, hey, Justice comes up to me. Actually,

839
00:39:54,680 --> 00:39:56,279
Speaker 1: after the bridan and groom walk out and we throw

840
00:39:56,320 --> 00:39:59,200
Speaker 1: the little I don't even know what we streamers whatever.

841
00:39:58,880 --> 00:40:00,000
Speaker 2: And he got at this point, you're just trying to

842
00:40:00,040 --> 00:40:00,600
Speaker 2: get it over with.

843
00:40:00,719 --> 00:40:02,080
Speaker 1: I'm like, oh, man, I might have to pull the

844
00:40:02,080 --> 00:40:03,640
Speaker 1: band aid off, you know what I mean. He's like, man,

845
00:40:03,680 --> 00:40:05,919
Speaker 1: you're ready, I'm gonna call that uber. And I was like, hey, man,

846
00:40:05,960 --> 00:40:07,680
Speaker 1: my wife just texted me and she said the kids

847
00:40:07,760 --> 00:40:11,680
Speaker 1: aren't going to sleep, that she needs my help. Damn it.

848
00:40:11,800 --> 00:40:15,600
Speaker 1: No casino stories. And he's like, so we're not going

849
00:40:15,600 --> 00:40:19,560
Speaker 1: to the casino and I was like, man, she's just

850
00:40:19,600 --> 00:40:22,000
Speaker 1: saying that they're they're they're really like, they're throwing fits

851
00:40:22,040 --> 00:40:23,480
Speaker 1: and she, you know, she stressed out.

852
00:40:23,560 --> 00:40:25,680
Speaker 2: One of them shut themselves and she's.

853
00:40:25,719 --> 00:40:27,279
Speaker 1: And it's that wasn't the baby, you know, it was

854
00:40:27,320 --> 00:40:29,799
Speaker 1: the three year old he crapped his pants, the one

855
00:40:29,800 --> 00:40:33,960
Speaker 1: that says, oh corahoma. And he's like, damn dude. But

856
00:40:34,000 --> 00:40:35,959
Speaker 1: I totally understand, dude. I mean, when you get older

857
00:40:35,960 --> 00:40:38,520
Speaker 1: and you have responsibilities, I mean, that's that's just what

858
00:40:38,560 --> 00:40:40,560
Speaker 1: you gotta do. I understand, but you have fun, man,

859
00:40:40,600 --> 00:40:42,399
Speaker 1: we'll see it five point thirty tomorrow morning.

860
00:40:42,440 --> 00:40:44,080
Speaker 2: I was like, what, who told you about my five

861
00:40:44,120 --> 00:40:44,920
Speaker 2: o'clock problem?

862
00:40:45,160 --> 00:40:47,120
Speaker 1: I said, maybe maybe we can go tomorrow and he goes,

863
00:40:47,120 --> 00:40:49,920
Speaker 1: all right, and I start to walk away, and he goes, hey, Megan,

864
00:40:50,160 --> 00:40:56,360
Speaker 1: they're all pussing out. Good heads up, Megan. And I

865
00:40:56,640 --> 00:41:01,759
Speaker 1: gave Megan a week like I could looking out. That

866
00:41:01,800 --> 00:41:05,720
Speaker 1: would have been miserable. That would have been terrible.

867
00:41:05,280 --> 00:41:07,399
Speaker 2: Like would you say five?

868
00:41:07,440 --> 00:41:09,560
Speaker 1: Like? Sometimes he doesn't. Sometimes he doesn't. Oh no, no, no,

869
00:41:09,920 --> 00:41:13,279
Speaker 1: you cannot pry him away. You're in the casino until five.

870
00:41:13,680 --> 00:41:17,320
Speaker 1: It is a guaranteed. The earliest. He leaves at four am.

871
00:41:17,840 --> 00:41:20,279
Speaker 1: Oh Megan, Hey, cousin and cousin, let me tell you.

872
00:41:20,400 --> 00:41:23,600
Speaker 1: Megan could look it out because I know you and

873
00:41:23,760 --> 00:41:26,359
Speaker 1: Justice don't have kids, so he can sleep all day.

874
00:41:26,840 --> 00:41:28,560
Speaker 1: I got three of them suckers that wake up at

875
00:41:28,560 --> 00:41:32,600
Speaker 1: six thirty am every day, so I appreciate you.

876
00:41:32,840 --> 00:41:34,880
Speaker 2: Hey, Megan, they're all pussies.

877
00:41:35,600 --> 00:41:38,200
Speaker 1: They all they're pussing out now. I turned around and said,

878
00:41:38,200 --> 00:41:40,439
Speaker 1: hey man, how come just to my face, you were

879
00:41:40,480 --> 00:41:44,279
Speaker 1: like he goes you heard that, I'm like yeah. And

880
00:41:44,320 --> 00:41:46,760
Speaker 1: so then night ended with me riding in my sister's

881
00:41:46,800 --> 00:41:50,080
Speaker 1: minivan back to the airbnb, tucking myself into night night

882
00:41:50,440 --> 00:41:53,799
Speaker 1: and going to sleep and we'll be right back. Damn.

883
00:41:53,840 --> 00:41:58,160
Speaker 1: I wonder how much you could have won. I feel

884
00:41:58,160 --> 00:42:01,560
Speaker 1: like I was gonna take the casino for a thousand odd.

885
00:42:01,719 --> 00:42:04,200
Speaker 1: Some of those casinos, man, they probably had three greens

886
00:42:04,239 --> 00:42:05,080
Speaker 1: like they do in Vegas.

887
00:42:05,080 --> 00:42:06,839
Speaker 2: One of the palm trees. You love that the hard

888
00:42:06,840 --> 00:42:08,799
Speaker 2: way out there, it's probably.

889
00:42:08,719 --> 00:42:11,800
Speaker 1: Probably got six greens. Like two numbers. You got a

890
00:42:11,840 --> 00:42:14,120
Speaker 1: better number. Those are Indian Land. I don't know.

891
00:42:14,200 --> 00:42:15,880
Speaker 2: I believe they are, because that's how it is.

892
00:42:15,880 --> 00:42:16,440
Speaker 1: In Michigan.

893
00:42:16,719 --> 00:42:19,040
Speaker 2: They got the jib Y, you got the what.

894
00:42:18,960 --> 00:42:20,799
Speaker 1: Are all those crappers? Uh?

895
00:42:21,080 --> 00:42:23,280
Speaker 2: Jib was the big one river north?

896
00:42:24,160 --> 00:42:31,120
Speaker 1: Uh? Uh? What's the one Detroit eight mile? There was

897
00:42:31,160 --> 00:42:34,520
Speaker 1: a race horse track right by my my airbnb. We

898
00:42:34,520 --> 00:42:37,920
Speaker 1: were right off MLK Boulevard, right off Lincoln Lincoln in

899
00:42:38,000 --> 00:42:39,680
Speaker 1: fiftieth that's where we were at. Guys, if you were

900
00:42:39,680 --> 00:42:41,080
Speaker 1: in Oklahoma City, if you want to go check out

901
00:42:41,080 --> 00:42:44,000
Speaker 1: my airbnb. Uh, but you look up the casino. I

902
00:42:44,040 --> 00:42:45,920
Speaker 1: wonder if it was any good. I didn't look it up.

903
00:42:45,960 --> 00:42:48,640
Speaker 1: Some of them no roulette. Like literally, I was just like,

904
00:42:48,960 --> 00:42:51,080
Speaker 1: I mean casino, I'm there, dude, right, But I mean,

905
00:42:51,200 --> 00:42:53,640
Speaker 1: is their sports betting? Is there the foundation to win

906
00:42:53,719 --> 00:42:56,520
Speaker 1: money at eleven pm? There is no foundation to win money.

907
00:42:56,520 --> 00:42:58,520
Speaker 1: There is no sports betting at eleven pm. Everything's over.

908
00:42:58,600 --> 00:43:00,120
Speaker 2: It's gonna be strictly black jack.

909
00:43:00,120 --> 00:43:02,360
Speaker 1: Right, And so we spent all weekend at the AIRBNBN.

910
00:43:02,400 --> 00:43:04,719
Speaker 1: I gotta be honest with you. I didn't see a

911
00:43:04,800 --> 00:43:09,320
Speaker 1: minute of the PGA Championship. I didn't see a minute

912
00:43:10,400 --> 00:43:15,480
Speaker 1: of the NBA playoffs Western Conference or Eastern Conference. So

913
00:43:16,360 --> 00:43:23,120
Speaker 1: I didn't watch sports at all. Zero zero minutes of sports.

914
00:43:23,560 --> 00:43:25,080
Speaker 1: But I mean, all you need is a refresher on

915
00:43:25,239 --> 00:43:27,200
Speaker 1: ESPN dot com. All I know is that I don't

916
00:43:27,280 --> 00:43:30,240
Speaker 1: understand how the Celtics are down three games and none.

917
00:43:30,400 --> 00:43:34,160
Speaker 1: I have no idea how the the Miami Heat have

918
00:43:34,320 --> 00:43:37,279
Speaker 1: four undrafted players and they are whooping the out of

919
00:43:37,320 --> 00:43:38,600
Speaker 1: the freaking Boston Celtics.

920
00:43:38,640 --> 00:43:42,120
Speaker 2: Gabe Vincent shrous and there's a third guy, Duncan Robinson.

921
00:43:42,920 --> 00:43:45,000
Speaker 2: He's been playing better, But who's the other guy. There's

922
00:43:45,040 --> 00:43:49,440
Speaker 2: a third one to trouse Vincent Gabe Vincent.

923
00:43:50,640 --> 00:43:52,200
Speaker 1: But that's what I'm saying. Can you explain to me

924
00:43:52,280 --> 00:43:56,520
Speaker 1: how this is happening? Amazing three point shooting, it's the

925
00:43:56,560 --> 00:44:01,160
Speaker 1: definition of a team. They played team basketball, like I

926
00:44:01,520 --> 00:44:03,759
Speaker 1: logged on last night when we landed, like, I just

927
00:44:03,920 --> 00:44:06,799
Speaker 1: pulled up ESPN dot Com and the Celtics were down

928
00:44:06,840 --> 00:44:10,440
Speaker 1: twenty three points and I was like, what the hell.

929
00:44:10,480 --> 00:44:12,319
Speaker 2: Like, that's one of those you think your phone messed up.

930
00:44:12,400 --> 00:44:15,680
Speaker 1: I swear to God, I've said, no, that has to

931
00:44:15,680 --> 00:44:20,000
Speaker 1: be something I refresh. Ah, they're down twenty four now, okay, cool?

932
00:44:21,120 --> 00:44:23,480
Speaker 2: Yeah, you think for some reason it glitched or something.

933
00:44:23,480 --> 00:44:26,439
Speaker 2: I woke up this morning. If I was a betting man,

934
00:44:27,200 --> 00:44:29,399
Speaker 2: which I am, but now I didn't bet the game

935
00:44:29,640 --> 00:44:33,600
Speaker 2: when I woke up, I I would have put significant

936
00:44:33,600 --> 00:44:37,560
Speaker 2: money on Boston. Yes, I also wouldn't have extended, though

937
00:44:37,600 --> 00:44:39,799
Speaker 2: I because it was a plus six, I believe I

938
00:44:39,800 --> 00:44:42,200
Speaker 2: would have pushed it to about eight or nine. If

939
00:44:42,200 --> 00:44:44,520
Speaker 2: I was doing heat is what would have been a possibility.

940
00:44:44,520 --> 00:44:46,920
Speaker 2: So I either done moneyline Celtics or I would have

941
00:44:46,960 --> 00:44:49,799
Speaker 2: done heat. About plus nine would have been I might.

942
00:44:49,880 --> 00:44:52,759
Speaker 2: I might have done heat plus nine really if I'm

943
00:44:52,760 --> 00:44:57,280
Speaker 2: being real, So the score was shocking, but you gotta

944
00:44:57,400 --> 00:45:00,040
Speaker 2: realized the heat or playing out of their minds.

945
00:44:59,680 --> 00:45:03,279
Speaker 1: This out of their mind. I get it, I get it.

946
00:45:04,120 --> 00:45:09,239
Speaker 1: And I was just so confused on what was going on,

947
00:45:09,760 --> 00:45:12,200
Speaker 1: like I had no idea anything, or you know what

948
00:45:12,239 --> 00:45:14,440
Speaker 1: I mean, Like I had I was totally checked out

949
00:45:14,440 --> 00:45:16,640
Speaker 1: on the world of sports. And so I get a

950
00:45:16,680 --> 00:45:19,399
Speaker 1: text from this group that I'm in a golf pool

951
00:45:19,440 --> 00:45:24,399
Speaker 1: with and they sent a thing Michael Block is having

952
00:45:24,480 --> 00:45:28,560
Speaker 1: himself a hell of a week, And I'm like, is

953
00:45:28,600 --> 00:45:31,840
Speaker 1: Michael Block a friend of ours that I don't know about? Like,

954
00:45:31,920 --> 00:45:34,720
Speaker 1: I don't know who Michael Block is? You messed Icarus

955
00:45:35,000 --> 00:45:37,839
Speaker 1: of golf. And that's what I find out. I found

956
00:45:37,880 --> 00:45:40,680
Speaker 1: out that I missed the most inspiring story of golf

957
00:45:41,280 --> 00:45:44,200
Speaker 1: has had in years, and I didn't know when they

958
00:45:44,239 --> 00:45:45,840
Speaker 1: sent me the name. I was like, I don't know

959
00:45:45,840 --> 00:45:48,439
Speaker 1: who Michael Block is. And then last night I get

960
00:45:48,440 --> 00:45:51,880
Speaker 1: home and everything's about Michael Block. It's not about Brooks

961
00:45:51,920 --> 00:45:55,799
Speaker 1: Koepka winning. It's about Michael Block. He stole the spotlight.

962
00:45:56,200 --> 00:45:59,360
Speaker 2: That's fine, Brooksy doesn't care. He made his millions. Michael Block.

963
00:45:59,520 --> 00:46:00,880
Speaker 1: No, you know why we know Brooks he doesn't care

964
00:46:00,920 --> 00:46:02,479
Speaker 1: because he's didn't go back to live where no one's

965
00:46:02,480 --> 00:46:04,040
Speaker 1: gonna know who he is in about a week.

966
00:46:04,280 --> 00:46:07,040
Speaker 2: Dude, Michael Block made two hundred and eighty eight thousand

967
00:46:07,080 --> 00:46:09,759
Speaker 2: by finishing fifteenth, and he's a hole in one.

968
00:46:09,880 --> 00:46:13,400
Speaker 1: He charges he's a club pro. He charges one hundred

969
00:46:13,400 --> 00:46:14,640
Speaker 1: and fifty dollars a lesson.

970
00:46:15,880 --> 00:46:17,680
Speaker 2: So tell me this. I know, I don't even know it.

971
00:46:17,719 --> 00:46:21,200
Speaker 2: Did they play in some tournament, these club pros? And

972
00:46:21,239 --> 00:46:23,520
Speaker 2: I believe what the winner of it gets to come.

973
00:46:23,400 --> 00:46:25,560
Speaker 1: Into the PGA Championship? Is that true?

974
00:46:25,600 --> 00:46:28,000
Speaker 2: I believe they played in something. They do something. He's

975
00:46:28,000 --> 00:46:31,040
Speaker 2: played in ones before. So he's a pretty damn good golfer.

976
00:46:31,320 --> 00:46:33,400
Speaker 2: So we got our club pro here in our Muni.

977
00:46:33,520 --> 00:46:36,040
Speaker 1: Yeah, he's a dickhead. He wins local tournaments. My wife

978
00:46:36,080 --> 00:46:38,759
Speaker 1: looked him up on Facebook. So can he play in this? No,

979
00:46:39,000 --> 00:46:41,200
Speaker 1: he would have to compete in this tournament that's probably

980
00:46:41,239 --> 00:46:42,479
Speaker 1: in California or some shit.

981
00:46:42,840 --> 00:46:45,719
Speaker 2: But my wife looked up our club pro here. They're

982
00:46:45,760 --> 00:46:48,759
Speaker 2: all good. They're all damn good. They're not Michael Block good.

983
00:46:49,520 --> 00:46:51,680
Speaker 2: But dude, now Michael Block actually gets to play in

984
00:46:51,680 --> 00:46:52,120
Speaker 2: the tour.

985
00:46:52,880 --> 00:46:55,359
Speaker 1: Yeah, he's gonna play again this weekend, right, and he'll

986
00:46:55,360 --> 00:46:58,759
Speaker 1: probably not make the cut, right because he just came

987
00:46:58,760 --> 00:47:01,960
Speaker 1: off the most amazing week of his life. Any sunburn,

988
00:47:01,960 --> 00:47:04,880
Speaker 1: as hell, you're not recovering well. He forgot the sunscreen,

989
00:47:04,920 --> 00:47:06,520
Speaker 1: probably because he thought he was only going to be

990
00:47:06,560 --> 00:47:08,800
Speaker 1: there two days. And he's like, I don't need to

991
00:47:08,800 --> 00:47:09,560
Speaker 1: buy sunscreen.

992
00:47:09,600 --> 00:47:11,720
Speaker 2: And he must have the most perfect life. They showed

993
00:47:11,719 --> 00:47:16,640
Speaker 2: his club in California somewhere gorgeous. Everybody's cheering for him.

994
00:47:16,640 --> 00:47:19,880
Speaker 2: He must be the most before this popular dude, go

995
00:47:20,040 --> 00:47:22,200
Speaker 2: into the course. You got to give a couple lessons,

996
00:47:22,880 --> 00:47:24,960
Speaker 2: Yell at the grounds crew guys, have a couple of

997
00:47:25,000 --> 00:47:27,520
Speaker 2: cocktails at lunch, go do a meeting. Dude, he must

998
00:47:27,560 --> 00:47:28,800
Speaker 2: have an amazing life.

999
00:47:28,960 --> 00:47:31,040
Speaker 1: Every once in the while play on the PGA tour.

1000
00:47:31,440 --> 00:47:34,000
Speaker 2: Yeah, got a lot of them, dude, our guy most

1001
00:47:34,000 --> 00:47:36,000
Speaker 2: of the times golf pro here, he's just sitting on

1002
00:47:36,040 --> 00:47:39,320
Speaker 2: his ass doing nothing nothing. Yep, being mean to me

1003
00:47:39,400 --> 00:47:40,719
Speaker 2: and rude to me. So my wife has to go

1004
00:47:40,760 --> 00:47:41,400
Speaker 2: in there and yell.

1005
00:47:41,239 --> 00:47:43,759
Speaker 1: At him because you can't do it yourself. Well, I

1006
00:47:43,840 --> 00:47:46,080
Speaker 1: just cause your wife has hurt your balls in her purse.

1007
00:47:46,239 --> 00:47:48,480
Speaker 2: I told her, Hey, I just chip now I don't

1008
00:47:48,520 --> 00:47:49,960
Speaker 2: I'm not giving him my money anymore. He was a

1009
00:47:49,960 --> 00:47:51,880
Speaker 2: dickhead to me. So I use their chipping course, I

1010
00:47:51,880 --> 00:47:54,000
Speaker 2: don't pay him any money. And so she goes in

1011
00:47:54,040 --> 00:47:56,240
Speaker 2: there and she goes, He goes, oh, he brought somebody

1012
00:47:56,280 --> 00:47:58,520
Speaker 2: with you. She goes, yeah he has friends. Yeah, I'm

1013
00:47:58,560 --> 00:48:01,080
Speaker 2: here with him. And then he goes, oh, you playing too, Nope,

1014
00:48:01,120 --> 00:48:03,319
Speaker 2: so I don't have to pay a fee. So she

1015
00:48:03,400 --> 00:48:06,000
Speaker 2: kind of threw it right back at him. She I

1016
00:48:06,040 --> 00:48:07,600
Speaker 2: believe in her head wanted to be more rude to

1017
00:48:07,600 --> 00:48:08,200
Speaker 2: her than she was.

1018
00:48:08,520 --> 00:48:10,040
Speaker 1: Like in her head walking in there, she was gonna

1019
00:48:10,080 --> 00:48:11,120
Speaker 1: puff her chest out.

1020
00:48:11,080 --> 00:48:12,839
Speaker 2: Yes, but he actually ended up being sweet to her.

1021
00:48:13,239 --> 00:48:15,759
Speaker 2: Of course it was very difficult, but she did go yeah, yeah,

1022
00:48:15,760 --> 00:48:19,680
Speaker 2: he is friends. Yeah, So it ended up actually being fine.

1023
00:48:19,760 --> 00:48:21,200
Speaker 1: But so how much of it did you watch?

1024
00:48:21,239 --> 00:48:23,640
Speaker 2: I tell me wall to wall all seventy two hours?

1025
00:48:23,680 --> 00:48:26,080
Speaker 2: I tweeted on Sunday Koepka's gonna win it. He was

1026
00:48:26,120 --> 00:48:28,880
Speaker 2: plus one twenty so it was better, I mean, worse

1027
00:48:28,920 --> 00:48:30,799
Speaker 2: than even money. So I didn't go out on a

1028
00:48:31,120 --> 00:48:33,160
Speaker 2: limb there to say that. It's not like I was

1029
00:48:33,520 --> 00:48:35,359
Speaker 2: giving a moneyline pick of a life.

1030
00:48:35,360 --> 00:48:37,960
Speaker 1: Well, I'm just saying that Pitts told me. He cried

1031
00:48:38,760 --> 00:48:39,240
Speaker 1: for Block.

1032
00:48:39,520 --> 00:48:42,719
Speaker 2: Yes, yeah, Block was fine. They interviewed him. They did

1033
00:48:42,760 --> 00:48:46,560
Speaker 2: all these interviews. Patrick van Pelt, whatever his nuts is,

1034
00:48:46,560 --> 00:48:49,080
Speaker 2: Scott van Pelt, he interviewed him. They had his earpiece

1035
00:48:49,120 --> 00:48:51,480
Speaker 2: in every damn day. They had an earpiece in that guy.

1036
00:48:52,120 --> 00:48:54,919
Speaker 2: Hey man, how's it going, Michael? So you just give

1037
00:48:55,040 --> 00:48:55,800
Speaker 2: course lessons?

1038
00:48:55,880 --> 00:48:58,040
Speaker 1: Huh? Now you're playing, well, that's cool.

1039
00:48:58,200 --> 00:49:00,520
Speaker 2: Scott Van Pelt would be talking and stuff like, hey,

1040
00:49:00,520 --> 00:49:02,120
Speaker 2: hold on a second, the guy's about to golf.

1041
00:49:02,400 --> 00:49:04,319
Speaker 1: It was like kind of awkward at times. Scott van

1042
00:49:04,320 --> 00:49:05,839
Speaker 1: Pelt is just talking his ear off.

1043
00:49:06,080 --> 00:49:08,040
Speaker 2: He would be about to hit a shot and Scott's

1044
00:49:08,080 --> 00:49:10,000
Speaker 2: talking to him, all right, hold on one second. He

1045
00:49:10,000 --> 00:49:12,719
Speaker 2: would throw the AirPod to his buddy, swing the shot,

1046
00:49:12,760 --> 00:49:14,040
Speaker 2: and then put it back in and talk. I mean,

1047
00:49:14,080 --> 00:49:15,960
Speaker 2: they wanted all access to this. I do like that

1048
00:49:16,040 --> 00:49:17,760
Speaker 2: they talk to him now when they walk down the fairways.

1049
00:49:17,760 --> 00:49:19,719
Speaker 2: That's interesting and fun. It was pretty cool, but it

1050
00:49:20,120 --> 00:49:23,000
Speaker 2: got a little awkward because it was he was walking

1051
00:49:23,040 --> 00:49:25,400
Speaker 2: slow on purpose. He obviously didn't want to walk and

1052
00:49:25,480 --> 00:49:27,560
Speaker 2: talk in some other guy's back swing. Yeah, So he

1053
00:49:27,640 --> 00:49:29,680
Speaker 2: was being courteous and they just kept talking to him

1054
00:49:29,719 --> 00:49:31,920
Speaker 2: and talking to him and also how many times can

1055
00:49:31,960 --> 00:49:34,600
Speaker 2: we hear the story that he's golf bro cool? I mean,

1056
00:49:34,600 --> 00:49:38,560
Speaker 2: he's also very good at golf. Obviously crazy story. But yeah,

1057
00:49:38,560 --> 00:49:40,560
Speaker 2: we got to meet him the whole weekend, but then

1058
00:49:40,560 --> 00:49:42,200
Speaker 2: on Sunday it didn't even show him.

1059
00:49:43,080 --> 00:49:44,040
Speaker 1: We got a hold on one.

1060
00:49:44,239 --> 00:49:46,560
Speaker 2: Oh that's all we saw the whole day. You're like,

1061
00:49:46,640 --> 00:49:49,800
Speaker 2: where's Michael Block? Man, Huh, where's Michael Block?

1062
00:49:49,880 --> 00:49:52,040
Speaker 1: Then Michael Block get cut on Saturday when the cut

1063
00:49:52,040 --> 00:49:52,600
Speaker 1: was already over.

1064
00:49:52,760 --> 00:49:55,400
Speaker 2: Oh, fourteenth hot, he's plus two? Okay, So okay, where's

1065
00:49:55,440 --> 00:49:56,120
Speaker 2: Michael Block?

1066
00:49:56,480 --> 00:49:59,920
Speaker 1: Hold on one? Holy hell hold and one Michael Block?

1067
00:50:00,280 --> 00:50:00,839
Speaker 1: Oh yo?

1068
00:50:01,200 --> 00:50:02,960
Speaker 2: And they showed him again on eighteen. You never saw

1069
00:50:03,000 --> 00:50:03,520
Speaker 2: the guy again.

1070
00:50:03,680 --> 00:50:05,799
Speaker 1: And they said, Pitts told me that he made the

1071
00:50:05,840 --> 00:50:09,080
Speaker 1: putt for Parr to guarantee him a spot in next

1072
00:50:09,160 --> 00:50:12,600
Speaker 1: year's PGA Championship, and that the crowd had to be

1073
00:50:12,719 --> 00:50:15,600
Speaker 1: kind of subdued because Rory still had to make his

1074
00:50:15,640 --> 00:50:17,520
Speaker 1: putt right, and so it wasn't like he got to

1075
00:50:17,600 --> 00:50:20,959
Speaker 1: just go crazy. But pretty cool moment, dude.

1076
00:50:21,080 --> 00:50:23,719
Speaker 2: He there was some dump dumbass announcer stuff, like with

1077
00:50:23,760 --> 00:50:26,439
Speaker 2: Scott Van Pelt. Sometimes they were just talking too much.

1078
00:50:26,440 --> 00:50:31,719
Speaker 2: Where even Michael Whatever's nuts is Michael Block. Block had

1079
00:50:31,760 --> 00:50:33,480
Speaker 2: to just say, hey, guys, hold on, hold on one sec.

1080
00:50:33,560 --> 00:50:35,560
Speaker 2: This guy I'm in this guy's backswinger, you know, like,

1081
00:50:35,719 --> 00:50:36,759
Speaker 2: all right, hold on one site.

1082
00:50:36,800 --> 00:50:37,839
Speaker 1: This guy's about to tee off.

1083
00:50:38,400 --> 00:50:41,040
Speaker 2: But the announcer goes, when he dunked it for his

1084
00:50:41,120 --> 00:50:43,839
Speaker 2: hole in one, the announcer goes, yeah, Michael Block, when

1085
00:50:43,880 --> 00:50:45,680
Speaker 2: he was pulling his ball out, he messed.

1086
00:50:45,520 --> 00:50:46,040
Speaker 1: Up the cup.

1087
00:50:47,280 --> 00:50:49,799
Speaker 2: He messed up the cup when he dunked it from

1088
00:50:49,840 --> 00:50:51,440
Speaker 2: one hundred and sixty yards.

1089
00:50:51,640 --> 00:50:54,600
Speaker 1: I think the ball did the damage, not his hand, not.

1090
00:50:54,680 --> 00:50:57,560
Speaker 2: When he was lifting his ball out of the hole.

1091
00:50:57,800 --> 00:51:00,640
Speaker 2: That swear to god what the announcer said. Sometimes these

1092
00:51:00,640 --> 00:51:01,840
Speaker 2: guys are a little lost.

1093
00:51:02,400 --> 00:51:04,520
Speaker 1: Yeah. I mean the only sports I did this weekend,

1094
00:51:04,680 --> 00:51:07,319
Speaker 1: they did have a putting green in the Airbnb, like

1095
00:51:07,480 --> 00:51:09,360
Speaker 1: up in the game room. Those are always fun for

1096
00:51:09,400 --> 00:51:11,160
Speaker 1: about one minute. It was fun for one minute because

1097
00:51:11,160 --> 00:51:12,480
Speaker 1: you would hit the hole and then it would just

1098
00:51:12,520 --> 00:51:14,200
Speaker 1: bounce right out because it's on hardwood floor, and it

1099
00:51:14,239 --> 00:51:16,000
Speaker 1: was like, all right, well, I never made anything. Then

1100
00:51:16,360 --> 00:51:18,239
Speaker 1: we went out in the yard and we kicked the

1101
00:51:18,239 --> 00:51:21,520
Speaker 1: soccer ball and that lasted thirty two seconds before it

1102
00:51:21,520 --> 00:51:23,400
Speaker 1: went down a drainage ditch and down the pipe and

1103
00:51:23,440 --> 00:51:25,960
Speaker 1: there it went. Wait, lost forever, lost forever. Like I

1104
00:51:26,000 --> 00:51:27,120
Speaker 1: was like, oh, I can just reach down there and

1105
00:51:27,120 --> 00:51:28,719
Speaker 1: get it. And I watched it go down and take

1106
00:51:28,719 --> 00:51:30,239
Speaker 1: a right up the freaking and I was like, well,

1107
00:51:30,360 --> 00:51:31,040
Speaker 1: can't get down there.

1108
00:51:31,040 --> 00:51:34,240
Speaker 2: Now sounds like my pool. If you overthrow the person

1109
00:51:34,440 --> 00:51:36,359
Speaker 2: at the other end of the pool, there's a hill

1110
00:51:36,440 --> 00:51:39,600
Speaker 2: that goes into the cumberland and the ball no comeback. Hey,

1111
00:51:39,840 --> 00:51:41,799
Speaker 2: Bayz remember that new Neon football you got me?

1112
00:51:42,400 --> 00:51:44,320
Speaker 1: Yeah? When I was playing catch with the kids, lost

1113
00:51:44,320 --> 00:51:46,759
Speaker 1: it over the hill. Yeah. So we brought the soccer

1114
00:51:46,800 --> 00:51:48,799
Speaker 1: ball all the way from Texas, my parents did, and

1115
00:51:48,840 --> 00:51:50,400
Speaker 1: it was gone in thirty two seconds.

1116
00:51:50,600 --> 00:51:52,839
Speaker 2: Yet we can't get it. There's poison ivy down there.

1117
00:51:53,320 --> 00:51:54,919
Speaker 1: It was awesome. So then we went on a walk

1118
00:51:54,920 --> 00:51:57,359
Speaker 1: and threw some sticks in the water and then came

1119
00:51:57,440 --> 00:51:59,239
Speaker 1: back and then the kids ran around played. I mean,

1120
00:51:59,239 --> 00:52:01,720
Speaker 1: they played the most epic game of hide and go seek.

1121
00:52:01,960 --> 00:52:05,040
Speaker 1: I mean all over that freaking house. Oklahoma City's beautiful.

1122
00:52:05,080 --> 00:52:07,759
Speaker 1: I love the barbecue. We did have some barbecue. We had.

1123
00:52:08,000 --> 00:52:10,399
Speaker 1: That's what they're known for, Bedlam Barbecue. It's been open

1124
00:52:10,480 --> 00:52:13,520
Speaker 1: for like twenty five years looks like a little rundown place.

1125
00:52:13,520 --> 00:52:15,200
Speaker 1: But man, we had some barbecue. We brought it over

1126
00:52:15,239 --> 00:52:17,120
Speaker 1: the house and ended.

1127
00:52:17,000 --> 00:52:19,400
Speaker 2: Up pointless question. How did you get to the airbnb

1128
00:52:19,480 --> 00:52:20,240
Speaker 2: from the airport?

1129
00:52:20,680 --> 00:52:23,240
Speaker 1: We rented a minivan? Okay, we rented a car.

1130
00:52:23,080 --> 00:52:24,759
Speaker 2: Because I was gonna say, with five people, how do

1131
00:52:24,800 --> 00:52:25,479
Speaker 2: you get an uber?

1132
00:52:25,719 --> 00:52:28,000
Speaker 1: No, you don't, especially with kids, because then you have

1133
00:52:28,040 --> 00:52:29,840
Speaker 1: to put car seats in the uber and it's just

1134
00:52:29,920 --> 00:52:34,839
Speaker 1: really difficult. So we rented a car. And that's annoying too, because, yeah,

1135
00:52:34,840 --> 00:52:36,680
Speaker 1: you have been a story. Oh you go to the

1136
00:52:36,719 --> 00:52:39,279
Speaker 1: freaking rental car place and it's nine o'clock at night,

1137
00:52:39,320 --> 00:52:41,360
Speaker 1: so you add like you have to shut down the airport.

1138
00:52:41,400 --> 00:52:42,879
Speaker 1: There's one person working the desk.

1139
00:52:43,120 --> 00:52:45,399
Speaker 2: How's it going? Yeah, I need a vehicle. I'm gonna

1140
00:52:45,400 --> 00:52:47,719
Speaker 2: be sleeping in your park. I have a reservation. But

1141
00:52:47,800 --> 00:52:48,200
Speaker 2: I'll wait.

1142
00:52:48,239 --> 00:52:50,160
Speaker 1: There's eight people in front of me because there's only

1143
00:52:50,200 --> 00:52:53,600
Speaker 1: one per person working the desk, and they're working the

1144
00:52:53,640 --> 00:52:57,560
Speaker 1: desk for three different companies National Alamo Budget. I don't

1145
00:52:57,560 --> 00:53:00,160
Speaker 1: know which ones they are, but and so great. So

1146
00:53:00,200 --> 00:53:02,800
Speaker 1: I just sit there and wait and wait.

1147
00:53:03,000 --> 00:53:04,839
Speaker 2: Why have three people working when you can have one.

1148
00:53:04,920 --> 00:53:06,799
Speaker 1: Yeah, why would you have three people working at a

1149
00:53:06,800 --> 00:53:09,000
Speaker 1: rental car place at an airport that is always going

1150
00:53:09,040 --> 00:53:12,360
Speaker 1: to be busy because people are always renting cars and

1151
00:53:12,400 --> 00:53:15,040
Speaker 1: you just sit there. So forty five minutes we wait

1152
00:53:15,080 --> 00:53:17,840
Speaker 1: in line to get a damn car rudal And of

1153
00:53:17,880 --> 00:53:20,560
Speaker 1: course the kids are still being fantastic. They have not

1154
00:53:20,680 --> 00:53:23,360
Speaker 1: thrown fits. It's been amazing. I don't know how. And

1155
00:53:23,400 --> 00:53:25,200
Speaker 1: they're like, Daddy, you mightd if buy climbed that wall,

1156
00:53:25,239 --> 00:53:27,080
Speaker 1: climb away, son, I don't give a damn what you do,

1157
00:53:27,120 --> 00:53:30,080
Speaker 1: as long as you're not upset. Climb into Alamo because

1158
00:53:30,080 --> 00:53:32,799
Speaker 1: there's nobody over there. Yeah, you see that car in there,

1159
00:53:32,840 --> 00:53:34,760
Speaker 1: go get in it so we can claim it as hars.

1160
00:53:34,920 --> 00:53:35,480
Speaker 1: Let's go.

1161
00:53:35,719 --> 00:53:38,720
Speaker 2: Security won't get you because there's no security.

1162
00:53:39,200 --> 00:53:41,960
Speaker 1: So then we finally get the minivan. We get the

1163
00:53:42,000 --> 00:53:44,680
Speaker 1: car street strapped in, We get everybody in the car,

1164
00:53:44,840 --> 00:53:46,880
Speaker 1: We drive to exit, and they got to check your receipt.

1165
00:53:46,920 --> 00:53:48,640
Speaker 1: At the exit. Right, they have someone in the little

1166
00:53:48,680 --> 00:53:51,759
Speaker 1: stand pull up and they have a bar barricade where

1167
00:53:51,760 --> 00:53:53,400
Speaker 1: you can't get out until he hits the button and

1168
00:53:53,440 --> 00:53:59,160
Speaker 1: it comes down. No one in the hut sit there.

1169
00:53:59,239 --> 00:54:00,000
Speaker 1: Is it one of those autumns.

1170
00:54:00,760 --> 00:54:02,640
Speaker 2: No, it's oh yeah, they have to check your whole

1171
00:54:02,680 --> 00:54:03,719
Speaker 2: laundry list and shit.

1172
00:54:05,640 --> 00:54:07,200
Speaker 1: Five minutes, no one there.

1173
00:54:07,880 --> 00:54:10,000
Speaker 2: Well, this is a great end of the trip. Beginning,

1174
00:54:10,080 --> 00:54:10,840
Speaker 2: actual beginning.

1175
00:54:12,280 --> 00:54:14,080
Speaker 1: Uh. Ten minutes, no one there.

1176
00:54:15,080 --> 00:54:16,360
Speaker 2: Oklahoma City's beautiful.

1177
00:54:16,520 --> 00:54:18,560
Speaker 1: Man, this is great. Guys, how come we can't go?

1178
00:54:18,600 --> 00:54:21,839
Speaker 1: How come they they're blocking us in? I don't know, Son,

1179
00:54:21,880 --> 00:54:24,279
Speaker 1: they got to hit that, tell them to knock it down.

1180
00:54:24,320 --> 00:54:27,799
Speaker 1: I'm like, son, they're not here. Thirteen minutes. Guy comes back.

1181
00:54:27,840 --> 00:54:29,160
Speaker 1: Oh sorry, man, I had to take a pee. Man,

1182
00:54:29,160 --> 00:54:31,760
Speaker 1: I had to take a pee. Wow.

1183
00:54:32,560 --> 00:54:35,439
Speaker 2: So you just disappear, so you have that built into

1184
00:54:35,440 --> 00:54:37,359
Speaker 2: your schedule. You can just go the bathroom and leave

1185
00:54:37,400 --> 00:54:38,120
Speaker 2: this entire visit.

1186
00:54:38,680 --> 00:54:40,440
Speaker 1: You know, you're the only one. You don't say, hey,

1187
00:54:40,480 --> 00:54:42,200
Speaker 1: can someone come cover me? Oh wait? Because there's only

1188
00:54:42,239 --> 00:54:44,440
Speaker 1: one person's working the desk and one person to work

1189
00:54:44,480 --> 00:54:47,080
Speaker 1: the hut. There's no other people on the freaking premises

1190
00:54:47,080 --> 00:54:49,319
Speaker 1: that can let you do anything. So you sit there

1191
00:54:49,400 --> 00:54:51,400
Speaker 1: for thirteen minutes while he has to run to go

1192
00:54:51,440 --> 00:54:53,759
Speaker 1: to the bathroom. Good, And I understand if you have

1193
00:54:53,760 --> 00:54:55,120
Speaker 1: to pee, you got a pee, I get it, Like,

1194
00:54:55,160 --> 00:54:57,040
Speaker 1: I'm not mad about that. Oh yeah, But We just

1195
00:54:57,080 --> 00:54:59,720
Speaker 1: sat there and stared at the freaking barricade for thirteen

1196
00:54:59,760 --> 00:55:02,080
Speaker 1: minute and I thought, oh my god, we're almost out

1197
00:55:02,080 --> 00:55:04,440
Speaker 1: of here. But no, thirteen minutes later, we finally got

1198
00:55:04,480 --> 00:55:06,080
Speaker 1: out of there, and you know what we gotta do.

1199
00:55:06,120 --> 00:55:07,759
Speaker 1: We gotta get out of there and take a break. God,

1200
00:55:07,800 --> 00:55:15,239
Speaker 1: I'm so frustrated, but it was a good weekend. What

1201
00:55:15,280 --> 00:55:16,759
Speaker 1: were you going to say at the bearcade?

1202
00:55:16,920 --> 00:55:19,120
Speaker 2: I was saying that my gas station are your thirteen

1203
00:55:19,160 --> 00:55:22,080
Speaker 2: minute breaks? My gas station, local gas station, same thing,

1204
00:55:22,160 --> 00:55:24,719
Speaker 2: no backup. Anytime I see a paper on the door,

1205
00:55:24,840 --> 00:55:26,840
Speaker 2: I know he's gonna be about twenty minutes because guess what.

1206
00:55:27,280 --> 00:55:29,600
Speaker 2: Local guy Frank has to take a shit and he

1207
00:55:29,640 --> 00:55:32,240
Speaker 2: has nobody backing him up, so he every morning between

1208
00:55:32,280 --> 00:55:35,160
Speaker 2: when I drive through most mornings, there'll be a sign

1209
00:55:35,400 --> 00:55:38,680
Speaker 2: pooping be back in fifteen minutes. Paul's pooping because guess what,

1210
00:55:38,840 --> 00:55:42,520
Speaker 2: Paul's pooping poop and Paul because Paul has no backup,

1211
00:55:42,840 --> 00:55:45,680
Speaker 2: and Paul has to take the longest bathroom breaks, but

1212
00:55:45,800 --> 00:55:47,320
Speaker 2: he doesn't have anybody there to fill in for it.

1213
00:55:47,400 --> 00:55:49,600
Speaker 1: He never gets a break, So that's his twenty minutes apiece.

1214
00:55:49,719 --> 00:55:52,000
Speaker 2: But that's how I know, Well, if I go in there,

1215
00:55:52,120 --> 00:55:54,440
Speaker 2: I if I'm gonna get an energy drink for the gym,

1216
00:55:54,680 --> 00:55:56,840
Speaker 2: I'm gonna have to wait for Paul because he's pooping.

1217
00:55:57,520 --> 00:55:59,799
Speaker 1: The one the one thing, ye know, the one thing

1218
00:55:59,840 --> 00:56:01,680
Speaker 1: that frustrating me at the end. Though, So we get

1219
00:56:01,680 --> 00:56:05,759
Speaker 1: back to Nashville and to get to the shuttle. It's

1220
00:56:05,760 --> 00:56:09,560
Speaker 1: so annoying because that they've reorganized our airport. Right. Oh well,

1221
00:56:10,200 --> 00:56:12,320
Speaker 1: but if you parking a lot that needs a shuttle,

1222
00:56:12,520 --> 00:56:15,040
Speaker 1: there's only one spot the shuttle picks you up.

1223
00:56:15,120 --> 00:56:15,520
Speaker 2: Correct.

1224
00:56:16,160 --> 00:56:19,840
Speaker 1: So annoying because if you're on carousel one, you gotta

1225
00:56:19,840 --> 00:56:22,560
Speaker 1: walk back to carousel ten to get the shuttle. That

1226
00:56:22,600 --> 00:56:25,399
Speaker 1: would be annoying. So it's very hard to lug all

1227
00:56:25,440 --> 00:56:28,279
Speaker 1: your car seats down to carousel ten, like when you're

1228
00:56:28,280 --> 00:56:31,200
Speaker 1: on carousel one. Why can they not have two stops

1229
00:56:31,480 --> 00:56:35,120
Speaker 1: for these shuttles? Probably should? I mean, under all this remodeling,

1230
00:56:35,120 --> 00:56:38,480
Speaker 1: we're still after this the airport has doubled in size.

1231
00:56:38,680 --> 00:56:42,360
Speaker 1: We still only have one stop for the damn shuttle. Oversight,

1232
00:56:42,960 --> 00:56:47,680
Speaker 1: So frustrating, Okay, whatever, So how am I gonna get

1233
00:56:47,920 --> 00:56:52,560
Speaker 1: three car seats four suitcases? It's in a diaper bag

1234
00:56:53,239 --> 00:56:55,560
Speaker 1: and a backpack down to the shuttle spot. Am I

1235
00:56:55,600 --> 00:56:56,719
Speaker 1: gonna be able to carry all this?

1236
00:56:57,160 --> 00:56:57,359
Speaker 2: Well?

1237
00:56:57,400 --> 00:57:00,840
Speaker 1: You carried it in, Well we did RBS I check in.

1238
00:57:01,400 --> 00:57:03,680
Speaker 1: So where you pull up to the curb, unload it all,

1239
00:57:03,920 --> 00:57:07,439
Speaker 1: they take it, then you go park the car. Damn beautiful, yep,

1240
00:57:07,560 --> 00:57:10,600
Speaker 1: rich Rich, damn it. I shouldn't have said that, rich Rich.

1241
00:57:11,120 --> 00:57:14,000
Speaker 1: So I'm like, how am I going to do this? Well,

1242
00:57:14,040 --> 00:57:16,120
Speaker 1: they got those carts that you can rent. Let me

1243
00:57:16,200 --> 00:57:20,439
Speaker 1: go see how much those are? Six dollars to rent

1244
00:57:20,480 --> 00:57:22,360
Speaker 1: one of those carts. It might have been worth it, though,

1245
00:57:23,000 --> 00:57:25,920
Speaker 1: that's what my wife said. And I said, it's six

1246
00:57:26,040 --> 00:57:30,200
Speaker 1: dollars for me to push this thing to carousel number

1247
00:57:30,240 --> 00:57:32,919
Speaker 1: ten where the shuttle is. What if I just put

1248
00:57:32,920 --> 00:57:35,840
Speaker 1: it on a wheelchair. Well that's how the NFL guy

1249
00:57:35,880 --> 00:57:39,280
Speaker 1: got up fight exactly what I thought in my head.

1250
00:57:39,520 --> 00:57:43,040
Speaker 1: I'm like, huh is it worth angering people of using

1251
00:57:43,080 --> 00:57:45,480
Speaker 1: one of those wheelchairs that's sitting there to throw all

1252
00:57:45,520 --> 00:57:47,760
Speaker 1: this luggage on a wheelchair and roll it down there.

1253
00:57:48,400 --> 00:57:51,720
Speaker 1: So finally I break down, and I'm a cheap guy.

1254
00:57:51,880 --> 00:57:55,120
Speaker 1: I'm very cheap, and I pay the six dollars to

1255
00:57:55,160 --> 00:57:58,160
Speaker 1: get one of those carts, load it all on there,

1256
00:57:58,640 --> 00:58:00,760
Speaker 1: and I take it, and I un at the shuttle

1257
00:58:00,800 --> 00:58:02,680
Speaker 1: stop and I'm like, man, I'm gonna because I went

1258
00:58:02,720 --> 00:58:05,000
Speaker 1: outside and I looked for one of those before I

1259
00:58:05,040 --> 00:58:07,640
Speaker 1: paid the six dollars. I walked around a little bit

1260
00:58:07,720 --> 00:58:11,120
Speaker 1: to see if I could find one. None anywhere. So

1261
00:58:11,200 --> 00:58:13,320
Speaker 1: I'm like, okay, I'm gonna go return it to this thing.

1262
00:58:13,600 --> 00:58:15,919
Speaker 1: Maybe I get like half my money back. That's why

1263
00:58:15,920 --> 00:58:17,880
Speaker 1: it's six dollars, because they want to encourage you to

1264
00:58:17,880 --> 00:58:20,880
Speaker 1: bring it back. And I walk up to it and it

1265
00:58:20,880 --> 00:58:23,920
Speaker 1: says return it and get twenty five cents back money

1266
00:58:25,600 --> 00:58:28,919
Speaker 1: out of six dollars, I'm gonna get twenty five cents back.

1267
00:58:29,400 --> 00:58:30,479
Speaker 1: So now I want to.

1268
00:58:30,480 --> 00:58:32,240
Speaker 2: Just well, how long did you have it rented for?

1269
00:58:32,360 --> 00:58:33,080
Speaker 2: You could have taken it.

1270
00:58:33,200 --> 00:58:36,439
Speaker 1: I could have taken it home. It's that long. It's

1271
00:58:36,640 --> 00:58:40,280
Speaker 1: unlimited six bucks to have that thing. I don't think

1272
00:58:40,320 --> 00:58:41,920
Speaker 1: it would work if you. I think it has like

1273
00:58:42,240 --> 00:58:43,840
Speaker 1: a lock thing like the grocery store.

1274
00:58:43,840 --> 00:58:46,000
Speaker 2: When it says you can't get taken home, it shuts

1275
00:58:46,040 --> 00:58:46,640
Speaker 2: up in the locks.

1276
00:58:46,720 --> 00:58:48,920
Speaker 1: Yeah, like the wheels don't go. Like the shopping cart.

1277
00:58:48,960 --> 00:58:51,240
Speaker 1: One time I was at Kroger and it said, hey,

1278
00:58:51,520 --> 00:58:54,520
Speaker 1: this shopping cart will not work outside the parking lot.

1279
00:58:54,560 --> 00:58:56,800
Speaker 1: I'm like, cool, all right, I'm in the last row

1280
00:58:56,840 --> 00:58:59,120
Speaker 1: on the parking lot and it locked up before I

1281
00:58:59,120 --> 00:59:00,760
Speaker 1: even got to my car. I'm like, wait a minute,

1282
00:59:00,840 --> 00:59:02,680
Speaker 1: you have it set to where I came and get

1283
00:59:02,680 --> 00:59:05,280
Speaker 1: to my damn car. Those suckers will shut off. I

1284
00:59:05,360 --> 00:59:07,240
Speaker 1: thought it was such a I was like, how is

1285
00:59:07,280 --> 00:59:11,200
Speaker 1: your perimeter smaller than your parking lot? Yeah? They miss calculated,

1286
00:59:11,360 --> 00:59:15,160
Speaker 1: miscalculated one hundred percent. So then I'm like, twenty five

1287
00:59:15,200 --> 00:59:18,600
Speaker 1: cents back is such an insult that I just left

1288
00:59:18,600 --> 00:59:20,840
Speaker 1: it there so someone doesn't have to pay the six

1289
00:59:20,920 --> 00:59:23,920
Speaker 1: dollars and they can use my cart. Genius? Why do

1290
00:59:24,120 --> 00:59:27,080
Speaker 1: more people not think about their breathrens? Yeah? Why not?

1291
00:59:27,160 --> 00:59:29,360
Speaker 1: All when you're traveling and you have to rent one

1292
00:59:29,400 --> 00:59:31,919
Speaker 1: of these carts, I'm talking to you, sore Loser's Nation.

1293
00:59:32,280 --> 00:59:35,200
Speaker 1: Why would you not just leave it out so someone

1294
00:59:35,240 --> 00:59:37,520
Speaker 1: cannot have to pay for it? So really, two people

1295
00:59:37,520 --> 00:59:39,959
Speaker 1: are getting it for the price of one. Maybe three

1296
00:59:39,960 --> 00:59:42,560
Speaker 1: people get to use it instead of your stupid quarterback.

1297
00:59:42,760 --> 00:59:46,280
Speaker 1: Say screw you company charging me six dollars and get

1298
00:59:46,320 --> 00:59:47,880
Speaker 1: it leave it for someone else.

1299
00:59:48,080 --> 00:59:50,439
Speaker 2: Yes, all that type of stuff. It's just like leaving

1300
00:59:50,480 --> 00:59:53,120
Speaker 2: a hotel, leave the booze in there for the maid Yeah,

1301
00:59:53,240 --> 00:59:54,800
Speaker 2: the next people staying there.

1302
00:59:54,600 --> 00:59:57,280
Speaker 1: Your airbnb, leave the leftovers in for the maids or

1303
00:59:57,320 --> 00:59:59,120
Speaker 1: the people that could come and clean it. I don't know,

1304
00:59:59,320 --> 01:00:00,440
Speaker 1: maybe they want to eat it.

1305
01:00:00,840 --> 01:00:04,360
Speaker 2: Always always always drop off a suitcase of beer. If

1306
01:00:04,400 --> 01:00:07,040
Speaker 2: it's left over, give it to the next group of people.

1307
01:00:07,240 --> 01:00:08,160
Speaker 2: Same with the carts.

1308
01:00:08,600 --> 01:00:11,200
Speaker 1: So that was my last little frustration. I was like,

1309
01:00:11,320 --> 01:00:13,360
Speaker 1: got six dollars and I only get a quarterback. So

1310
01:00:13,360 --> 01:00:15,280
Speaker 1: I left it there and I hope someone came down

1311
01:00:15,280 --> 01:00:18,680
Speaker 1: that escalator and saw that thing and was like, Wow,

1312
01:00:18,720 --> 01:00:20,200
Speaker 1: I don't have to pay for it, and it made

1313
01:00:20,240 --> 01:00:23,000
Speaker 1: their night. It was probably a couple guys. They're very happy.

1314
01:00:23,800 --> 01:00:25,640
Speaker 1: So that was my weekend. Man, did you have a

1315
01:00:25,680 --> 01:00:27,600
Speaker 1: good weekend? I did? Ha. Did you go to a

1316
01:00:27,640 --> 01:00:30,680
Speaker 1: funeral yesterday? So oh for Pablo. Don't want to bring

1317
01:00:30,720 --> 01:00:34,280
Speaker 1: the pod down, no family member, but but yes, I

1318
01:00:34,360 --> 01:00:35,320
Speaker 1: don't want to bring it down.

1319
01:00:35,360 --> 01:00:37,320
Speaker 2: But it rained all day Saturday. So that's how I

1320
01:00:37,320 --> 01:00:39,120
Speaker 2: was able to watch seventy two hours of golf in

1321
01:00:39,240 --> 01:00:39,800
Speaker 2: just one day.

1322
01:00:40,080 --> 01:00:42,120
Speaker 1: Okay, I watched it wall to wall. I was betting

1323
01:00:42,120 --> 01:00:43,000
Speaker 1: every individual hole.

1324
01:00:44,400 --> 01:00:48,600
Speaker 2: I bet five of them. They all tied made not

1325
01:00:48,720 --> 01:00:49,200
Speaker 2: one time.

1326
01:00:53,040 --> 01:00:55,640
Speaker 1: It was about It was about three hours of just

1327
01:00:55,720 --> 01:01:01,000
Speaker 1: completely pointless Betty, I tied everyone, dude, nobody could get

1328
01:01:01,040 --> 01:01:03,560
Speaker 1: a birdie and all they were shooting for was pars

1329
01:01:03,600 --> 01:01:04,800
Speaker 1: because he was raining there too.

1330
01:01:05,040 --> 01:01:07,160
Speaker 2: Oh dude, so all they were doing is tying. It

1331
01:01:07,200 --> 01:01:09,680
Speaker 2: was filling Connors or filling somebody else, and all they

1332
01:01:09,680 --> 01:01:11,600
Speaker 2: do is tie. I was like, this is no way

1333
01:01:11,640 --> 01:01:12,160
Speaker 2: to win the money.

1334
01:01:12,200 --> 01:01:15,160
Speaker 1: Well, very much fun, let's bet that and they tied again.

1335
01:01:15,200 --> 01:01:17,480
Speaker 1: All right, cool, Yeah, sog. You guys had a better

1336
01:01:17,520 --> 01:01:18,160
Speaker 1: weekend than I did.

1337
01:01:18,240 --> 01:01:20,160
Speaker 2: And I told you guys, sore Loser's nation, I said,

1338
01:01:20,160 --> 01:01:22,360
Speaker 2: bet Koepka, I told every last one of you.

1339
01:01:22,440 --> 01:01:24,640
Speaker 1: I tweeted it Sunday morning. I mean, he was winning,

1340
01:01:24,800 --> 01:01:27,120
Speaker 1: but he was still plus one twenty. That's pretty good. Yeah,

1341
01:01:27,200 --> 01:01:28,640
Speaker 1: all right, so it's just like picking a winner of

1342
01:01:28,680 --> 01:01:31,280
Speaker 1: a basketball game. Oh well, just bet the heat.

1343
01:01:31,360 --> 01:01:33,880
Speaker 2: He was so much better, so much better. You weren't

1344
01:01:33,920 --> 01:01:36,280
Speaker 2: rewarded with long drives. That's why I ruled out to

1345
01:01:36,360 --> 01:01:39,040
Speaker 2: Shambo and Rory de Shambo still doesn't have it.

1346
01:01:39,840 --> 01:01:41,480
Speaker 1: There were a couple of times he was doing a like,

1347
01:01:41,560 --> 01:01:44,280
Speaker 1: say par three, he'd overshoot the green by fifteen yards

1348
01:01:44,320 --> 01:01:47,040
Speaker 1: and the announcer go, well, that was the completely wrong club.

1349
01:01:47,880 --> 01:01:49,840
Speaker 2: He's a mathematician, I thought.

1350
01:01:51,840 --> 01:01:53,720
Speaker 1: But he's not all ripped anymore, is he. No, he's

1351
01:01:53,720 --> 01:01:54,600
Speaker 1: a little bit skinnier.

1352
01:01:55,000 --> 01:01:58,640
Speaker 2: He's he's lost some weight, and he's he's seeing he

1353
01:01:58,680 --> 01:02:00,520
Speaker 2: seems like he's been changed a man.

1354
01:02:00,680 --> 01:02:02,520
Speaker 1: He seems like they with his head a little bit.

1355
01:02:03,040 --> 01:02:05,800
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, yeah, he doesn't seem right, man. Okay, Well,

1356
01:02:06,200 --> 01:02:08,760
Speaker 1: have a great weekend or no, I don't know. It's Monday.

1357
01:02:08,880 --> 01:02:10,920
Speaker 1: I'm going home and taking a nap. I'm so tired.

1358
01:02:11,880 --> 01:02:14,919
Speaker 2: Uh, leave your shopping carts open for somebody else.

1359
01:02:15,000 --> 01:02:17,920
Speaker 1: Leave them. Leave them, guys. Oklahoma City, thanks for having me.

1360
01:02:18,400 --> 01:02:21,240
Speaker 1: Uh yeah, all right, Me and Bay are heading there

1361
01:02:21,280 --> 01:02:23,200
Speaker 1: this weekend. That sounds awesome. Yeah, you guys should get

1362
01:02:23,200 --> 01:02:26,400
Speaker 1: a flight man. Really fun. Did you look up the casino? No,

1363
01:02:26,520 --> 01:02:27,360
Speaker 1: I never looked it up.

1364
01:02:27,520 --> 01:02:29,920
Speaker 2: Watch it some island paradise, you guys, just like.

1365
01:02:30,120 --> 01:02:33,280
Speaker 1: It's so beautiful. I'm telling you. The last time I

1366
01:02:33,280 --> 01:02:37,960
Speaker 1: was in Oklahoma, whispered Justice and Megan. They were getting married,

1367
01:02:39,160 --> 01:02:42,840
Speaker 1: and my dad, me, my cousin Andrew, and my uncle Ken.

1368
01:02:42,840 --> 01:02:44,520
Speaker 1: We went to the casino. One of the casinos. I

1369
01:02:44,520 --> 01:02:46,800
Speaker 1: don't know which one, and I went to sit down

1370
01:02:46,800 --> 01:02:49,760
Speaker 1: at a blackjack table and kind of hammered, and this

1371
01:02:50,080 --> 01:02:51,960
Speaker 1: guy turns around. He's the only one playing at the

1372
01:02:51,960 --> 01:02:54,240
Speaker 1: blackjack table, and he goes, what the do you think

1373
01:02:54,320 --> 01:03:00,120
Speaker 1: you're doing. I said, uh, gonna play blie jack, and

1374
01:03:00,160 --> 01:03:02,600
Speaker 1: he was like, you think I need your help losing

1375
01:03:02,640 --> 01:03:07,000
Speaker 1: my money? Get them out of here. And I was like,

1376
01:03:07,160 --> 01:03:10,959
Speaker 1: welcome to town. To me, okay. So we step back

1377
01:03:11,200 --> 01:03:13,640
Speaker 1: and we're like, oh my god, I've never seen that happen,

1378
01:03:13,680 --> 01:03:16,480
Speaker 1: you know, blah blah blah. And he turns around and goes,

1379
01:03:16,840 --> 01:03:20,720
Speaker 1: what are you doing? I said, and he goes, I

1380
01:03:20,760 --> 01:03:22,800
Speaker 1: don't want you watching me play black jack? Get them

1381
01:03:23,080 --> 01:03:26,440
Speaker 1: out of here. And I was like, all right, partner,

1382
01:03:26,680 --> 01:03:32,760
Speaker 1: Oh okay, I'm just He's like, move wagons west, Okay,

1383
01:03:32,840 --> 01:03:34,520
Speaker 1: we'll go over here. And then he gets up and

1384
01:03:34,600 --> 01:03:36,160
Speaker 1: leaves like five minutes later, and we go and sit

1385
01:03:36,200 --> 01:03:39,480
Speaker 1: down the dealers like, yeah, he's lost eighteen thousand tonight.

1386
01:03:40,640 --> 01:03:44,520
Speaker 1: I'm like, at this casino in the middle of Oklahoma,

1387
01:03:45,200 --> 01:03:46,400
Speaker 1: you guys don't want to cut him off.

1388
01:03:46,480 --> 01:03:48,920
Speaker 2: It's this truck driver money. Sometimes they just drive through.

1389
01:03:48,920 --> 01:03:50,640
Speaker 1: They got a whole lot of money to burn man,

1390
01:03:52,600 --> 01:03:54,240
Speaker 1: So maybe it's gonna be another one of those nights.

1391
01:03:54,240 --> 01:03:56,720
Speaker 1: But thank goodness, cousin Megan saved us.

1392
01:03:57,200 --> 01:03:59,480
Speaker 2: And uh okay, see they don't call him whales out there,

1393
01:03:59,480 --> 01:04:03,720
Speaker 2: they call him Steers, Steer client.

1394
01:04:06,000 --> 01:04:08,680
Speaker 1: That's funny, all right, never mind, have a good weekend.

1395
01:04:09,080 --> 01:04:11,560
Speaker 1: It's Monday. I keep saying that I'm so tired. All right,

1396
01:04:12,000 --> 01:04:12,720
Speaker 1: we're out of here.